Americans actually eat this shit edition
>>203061029rape the disabled
/brit/ is a repulsive vile incel general subedition
I love Employed Woman!
got the barbour bedale (classic olive) on in a sea of black puffers
>le play london is calling before le footy memeso sick of thisthey try so hard to make football lame these days
>>203060996I hung around the cool lads but I wasn't cool myself. I knew one of them from back in the day and sort of lingered around their group like a bad smell. On the weekends I did not go out with them.In retrospect I would have been better trying to intergrate with some of the less cool lads as even those types had found their way into groups with girls and ended up pairinng up / having sex, meanwhile I did nothing of the sort and remain a virgin to this day, several years later.
Russia is a civilisational state.The holy Rus. Triune Russia. The Russkiy Mir.
>>203061065We keep the army base you twat.If that doesn't count then Cyprus doesn't count either.
really not interested in raping the disabled myself just doesn't seem enjoyable
>>203061103aye we heard you the first time mate
Be in little doubt, the white girls are getting bum ready
>>203061126It's not about pleasure.It's about sending...a message
>>203061102you vill sing some form of hey jude
>>203061102>london is calling
i've literally never had a gf ladsi've never even been close to having sex, lads.the only time i tried approaching a girl was when i was 19 and she said i was the ugliest boy she'd ever seen, lads
women, the entire body of women, want me dead
got so fat it's uncomfortable
>>203061180No guy i know would ever be so rude as to say that to a girlSome of them need taking down a peg
went to a mate's younger sibling's birthday last night and it was the first proper zoomer party I'd ever been to>people handing out water to make sure everyone's staying hydratedmultiple trans individuals>beers made up a portion of the drinks with the rest being alcoholic lemonadesthings were different back in my day
>We keep the army base you twat.>If that doesn't count then Cyprus doesn't count either.
>>203061180Timmy Asia bound lol
>>203061220you pull any legal-age zoomettes?
>>203061180should've knocked her lights out
>>203061220Did you get any zoomer pussy? Seems like the perfect opportunity to pick up some zoomer pussy
Tired: Megalopolis Wired: The FountainheadInspired: The Incredibles
https://www.chathamhouse.org/2021/05/myths-and-misconceptions-debate-russia/summaryWould love to know what vat tarq warmonger freaks are grown in
>>203061219yeah then all her friends started laughingthen the lads came back and insisted me and my 2 other wierd incel friends leave the booth (we were there first)that's when i knew i never had the faintest chance of fitting in with the norms
seems i've stumbled into a particularly incelious edition of /brit/anything I can help you lads with?
>duel of fates from star warsfaggot
Wrexham university https://youtu.be/Pdg17pGg1PE?si=GGefho2fQd42L7cA
>>203061272yea help me lose my virginity
>>203061268love the incredibles the sequel was just OK however
>>203061259question:I understand the purpose of high heels on a night out because it accentuates a woman's arse and legs.Why do girls wear heels on ordinary work days though? What purpose does it serve?
you niggers don't even write your own compilers
>>203061271I’m sorry fren, that’s harsh
I feel like being an incel isn't special or unique anymore like it was in 2015.
>>203061220if I was getting drunk at a party and someone handed me water I think I'd pour it on them
Doo dah doo do doo dah doo dooDoo dah doo do doo do doo
Potent demoralisation attempt by the 77th brigade today.
are the white girls ready?
>>203061262>>203061267funnily enough a few zoomettes came up to chat but i'm happily in a relationship you see
smoking weed out of my pickle rick bong
>>203061311if anything it's more specialbeing an incel on /brit/ makes me unique cause everyone else is a shaggerit's an actual personality trait now
>>203061287These bottom of the pile dogshit unis are 115% ethnic
>>203061304they look cool
some women need a good beatingit's just a fact of life
>>203061304Makes them feel pretty
>>203061268Incredibles is literally a perfect film.
Eating a gay sex pizza x
sterling looking zesty af
Is this actually true???
>>203061343Your gf is a chink :I
thinking about buying arabian nights at costcoanyone here know anything about it? seems so mysterious to me I want to become a cultured reader
my averages are through the roof today
>>203061344ludicrous tits, over the top, need to berry myself in them
>>203061292righto lad where do we startdo you have any pubs in your area? (you're a yank so i'm assuming no)do you ever speak to people
say it loud say it proud
only just realised that wearing ankle socks with shorts at the gym looks way better and less incel than wearing crew socks with shorts
>>203061350Yeah it happened after lockdown. Boris and Patel made it more attractive for Indians,Pakis and Africans to come here on student visa as it's now a route to citizenship. Indian student visa numbers have increased from below 10k to over 140k
>>203061343That’s a shame, I hear zoomer pussy is very good
>>203061343sticking to your story eh lad. That's what I like to hearTake it to the grave my man
Britpop band Shed Seven, group portrait, Blackpool, United Kingdom (1994)
>>203061399corrr
>>203061399mutton dressed as lamp
>>203061224Lol
>>203061313good lad>>203061378she is caucasian actually
>>203061371Genuinely pathetic how Scots pretend they weren't equally as complicit in the British Empire
>>203061400despite being an incel I am incredibly social, have no issues making friends just can't finish the job so to say
lads I'm OP and I've never created a /brit/ beforeI have to go - if I shut down my laptop will the thread be destroyed? If so I can wait for the 15-20 minutes it usually lasts.
>>203061399don't like women below 5'7
crikey melvin that's a croc
>>203061452just ask a mod to transfer it to me
>>203061441Were they not?
>tfw I can't order a pint of bitters with the ladsWhy live?
>>203061422It's very sticky
>>203061452if you make a /brit/ thread you have an obligation to manage the thread until archival. you signed up for this responsibility
>mutton dressed as lamp
>>203061452
currently imagining the aura of a fat woman's vagina
>>203061419>Boris and Patel made it more attractive for Indians,Pakis and Africans to come here on student visa as it's now a route to citizenship.based conservatives!
>>203061471hmmm i wonder if i can*checks bank account* hmm unfortunately it seems i'd need another loan to afford a pint with the lads so unfortunately i can't either
>>203061347>shagger's generalgood lad
>>203061419>>203061350went to Aston and it was like this, somehow it seems to be getting better and better in rankings each year though. quite amazed really. must be run well.
>>203061484Oh no no I don’t want that, waiter
>>203061452just keep you laptop open and plugged into power, that's what i do
>>203061513centre right parties are annoying cuntslook at Barnier pretending to be anti immigraiton nowjust like Sarkozy a few years agohate them all
just remembered that The Fountainhead's protagonist is called Howard Roark
To the guy that lived in NYC for two years: why the hell did you go back to london? wouldn't you earn basically double what you make in europe in the USA?
you vill spend £10 for 568ml of beer and you vill be happy
>>203061529mallardlad mate great picture did you go to the pub today like I said
>>203061029Unironically good scran but the whole size thing is a bit much
Feels good knowing that Israel WILL be dissolved and fascist Bronze Age LARPers deported to Europe.
>>203061528I went to Brum :3 Aston lads were good lads. Had a few postgrads who came from there. Birmingham City lads were utter drooling retards
>>203061441Irish tooRoyal Munsters did their fair share of Indian and Boer bashing In one of the Sherlock Holmes stories he also mentions how hard the Irish fought in Crimea
>>203061560
my life is in dire need of sorting out, any of you lads want to do it for me?
SPOILER ALERT: the Joker gets rapped
>>203061587>Israel WILL be dissolvedyour brown lol
>>203061405good lad
>33 years old>Balding>Pale skin with dark hair all over it>Ugly face>Strange body shape with pudgy fat around thighs and man tits>Cross eyed without my glasses>Bad teeth>B.O>Zero social skills>Obviously a virgin that has never even held a girl's hand or felt like a girl has ever looked at me without recoiling or laughing>Can't even get any matches on grindr for some companionship even though I'm not gay>Zero career prospects beyond being a mere wageslave in shit shops, cafes, fast food etc>Zero friends>Can't drive>Can't cycle without looking like a spastic>Get social anxiety on public transport>Can't get on PIP and Universal Credit for whatever reason>No savings>Family hate me and laugh at me>Neighbours think I'm a pedophile>Have been stopped by police for no reason other than for them to bother and hector me several times>Get banned on 4chan all the time for trivial things others get away with>Can't even get drunk or take drugs to numb my existence as I have allergic reactions to literally everything
>>203061544tell the people what they want to hear then discretly do the opposite
>>203061595have very much enjoyed watching /tv/'s meltdown over this film
Speaking of rape, Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992.
We're getting the disabled raped.
>>203061613my brown what?
drinking jack daniels and coke
>>203061624stop pretending to be an incel you gimp
>>203061624at least you're white >>203061626canadian conservative doing exactly that right now and he's 24 points aheadhumans are such mindless cunts
Scran time
>>203061624on top of all that you post boring fucking bollocks that no ones going to read
>>203061560the entire book is a femcel's sex fantasy
>>203061529>>203061577much prefer scotsman in apple green and hope the NRM get over the bloody smoke deflector thing and repaint her soon
>>203061655kys spaedo you despicable little freak
>>203061029That's very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?>>203061069They're only incels, because they want to. White english men can easily go to London and get a nigerian descent woman that will love them for ever
Cheap tat made in China!
i still remember her facewhen she called me uglythat sneerthat smug superiority
>>203061661got 7 cans of estrella in the fridgejust waiting for the hangover to abate sufficiently
another honour mode run failedthis was my best one yet, cleared all act 1 except the fucking githyanki and then their big boss fucking wipes me with endless ghost sword spawnsi spelled honor with a "u" so this is british culture
190 dollhouse
>>203061624And nothing to show for it, save a few successful business ventures and a beautiful wife
>>203061719how about you leave the house and go for a real run you lazy runt
1 Henry Westons gets me drunk. Wow
>>203061719You also said yank
>>203061220>>203061343im probably the age of people at this so called party you went to and i honestly am baffled at why midnight the day after youre on 4chan telling people this, like youre here at midnight some 18yo girls came up to you at a party you just trashed online? seems like a larp or some strange thing
>>203061739rather run you over like the miserable rodent you are
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOUTHEN I DON'T WANT NOBODY BABYbloody lad from here's had it stuck in my head for days
>>203061577...nhfinished the gym and went home to watch Leeds last night then fell asleep
>>203061733normies really be like this>boo hoo my life has turned out to be such a failure even though i have 2 children and a beautiful wifenigga, all your "problems" are invalidated
Wait....Selena Gomez is hot again?
>>203061624You, London, nigerian descent woman. RIGHT NOW
makes me sickmakes me embroiled white hot angermakes me steam out the earsmakes me turn into a choo choo trainmakes my skin comically turn red and makes me stomp my feet like a toddlermakes me poo my pants
>>203061755i'm not trashing anyone lad, just blogposting in a new because it's not exactly the kind of thing you articulate elsewherewas a good party, enjoyed some beers with my mates and the people there - no harm done
Creating a 4 year plan to get the disabled raped
Clean shaven, always.
Got bladee on
>>203061719fuck up seppo
Today was a good day for this incel.
mad how you can't get those loose nylon Adidas track pants anymore, it's all slim fit shite
>>203061673>mother at 51>hapa>no fathergoing to invent a whole new type of autism
What's that song about gay sex?
might replace every cell in my body with plant cells
get your fucking willy out for the ira
The British Empire took over 300 years to build, and less than 30 to piss away.
>>203061874roar
>>203061885fewer*
might become more than humanquestion is howtechnology isn't there yetif anything i'm a pioneer and a visionary
get your arse out for brendan rodgers
>>203061862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Ange Postecoglou sex arse
actually mad how I've become an incredible talker now I've been speaking to women (mostly online) for years. they're falling in love with me so fast because I just say the right things naturally now. mad how my words make me sound extremely assured, highly caring, and like a bastion of stability.
might undermine my own happinessin fact, i plan on it
North Korea
>>203061965>>>/hm/2644700>>>/hm/2644700>>>/hm/2644700
>at a yank-themed restaurant >order a peanut butter shake and a peanut butter burger >waitress "ahh yes a peanut butter diet is it :)"thats me fucking done then
Emma Watson does smelly farts and poos.
>>203061910Honestly I can't argue against that.Just like how the Dacia Duster is a fantastic little car
gay porn was being played on sky sports for like 10 seconds just now
>>203062001you've been done, you nutter
irl when i criticise a woman i inevitably get the response "u can talk" and that's from men and women.hence why i come to an anonymong boardnot an incel just refuse to lower my standards below a 7
Got Eversince on
>>203062001should have decked her
'ri
>>203062040you can talk
https://youtu.be/2Dz3HaAjn4w
Just had a bath but now I need a poo FFS
Thoughts?
27 years old and every so often I still measure my height praying that I've grown a milimetre or summatIt's never true of course
>>203062118only 5'8 me. never had a chance me. i'm an incel me.
>>203062075ffs
>>203062118What height are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKKI8XD_MP4>Footage has emerged of me doing what appears to be a "shart" at the end of one of my matches, It was actually the velcro on my new trainers.
>>203062118are you the 5'5 lad?
>>203061602god I wish someone would just take my life over and sort it out for me
>>2030621432'4
Remember, no matter who you are, there are women taller than you.
>>203061833if you are an incel I want you to know this is shameful behavior
>>2030621435'10>>203062148nobut everything below 6'2 is basically the same desu
sometimes i like to bend forward and touch my toes whilst chanting "grow, grow, grow" hoping it'll make my grow just a fraction of a centimeter
Viewing some pornography
>>203061885>>203061904despite being an american this makes me incredibly sad for some reason
>>203062118i just lie and say i'm 5'8 even though i'm 5'6
>>203062192you could make these same boring posts without a trip and it would make no difference
>>203062170and I NEED them to step on my bollocks
>>203062191you spend too much time online
>>203062144it's a legal tactic, unnerves the opponents
>>203062192im just glad it wasnt your knees
>>2030621916'0 and 6'1 is acceptable, but anything under 6' is equally patheticif you're 5'10 you might as well be 5'1
>>203062205Grim.
>>203062118i do the same. 194cm btw
>>203062170yeah but who cares about being shorter than female basketball players and gwendoline christie
>>203062170lol im 5'6, almost everybody man woman and child is taller than me
Bird on Escape to the country right now has massive massive tits
There was a girl in my sixth form who was about 6'1, but she was a goth and would often wear those weird boots they have that add like an extra 3 inches
>>203062241why are you so insecure at 6'4 nigga? >>203062218I don't feel short compared to boomers and ethnics but who cares about themI'm young and white and that's my benchmark desu
>>203061587>Israel gets nuked/defeated >New Jewish diaspora arrives in Europe and America >Except this time instead of Communist revolutionary intellectuals and rabbinical peasants they're Jingoistic genocidal military fascist Israelis lmao this would be insanely funny if this is how the White Race's war on the rest of the brown/black world began, started based upon vengeance and justice for our Jewish alliesI can actually see it tooYohm Judah-Goldberg-Levi commanding Baltic, Polish and Ukrainian Aryan legions into massacring millions upon millions of brownoids across the world enacting Hitler's vision
I'm 5'6 and i've never felt it as being something that has held me back
5'8-5'10 is actually the incel height zone.being under 5'8 makes you the quirky short guy normie who gets girls easilybeing 5'10 is 1000000x worse than being 5'4
mad how many times I chase women a little then seduce them, they send me nudes and talk dirty to me, then I lose all attraction to them and seek a new one. wonder what causes this.
>>203062300>why are you so insecure at 6'4 nigga?its more that I am still growing slightly so I check every year or so to see what height i'm at. Though I think i've stopped growing now Not insecure about it, quite the opposite actually
what makes you think i care you pathetic sludge
did a fantastic poo
>>203062322are you a shagger?
>>203061822in my group a few people do that, go around make sure people are hydrated because munted people left alone in a corner and forgotten about often OD and die. happened a lot with my brothers generation he's late 30s now. also "alcoholic lemonade" you mean like vodka cruises? the shit ive seen my older bros girlfriends used to bring home and id steal a gulp or two when they werent looking as a lil lad? you basically trashed it. wonder what theyd think of you if they knew
warwick davis shagsi don'tthink about it
got the football on
Stopping after only nudes? scared of actually having sex
Need a borderline-anorexic 6 foot tall half black gf
Crazy how there's always some new dickhead spamming the same boring shit no one cares about here every day on this forgotten corner of the internet
statistically speaking most dwarves don't die as virgins
>can't properly enjoy a Sunday because the spectre of toil looms on the morrow>can't properly enjoy a Saturday because in some way you're seething about only having one proper day of restTyrannical, diabolical, cruel and unnatural Jeremy Corbyn could've ended this atrocity but it continues to crush and devastate the British toiling man's spirit
>>203062404blimey, haven't you got an early night planned, boomer?
there's a downs syndrome fella working in the village corner shop, meanwhile I've been unemployed for over a decade
>>203062464the trick is to stop thinking about weekends as rest, and manage your week better. get some hobbies. spend small amounts of time doing them each day. see each day as a day to grow and one you look forward to.
>>203062464They had to smear him as an antisemite because otherwise he could've threatened the capitalist neoliberal zionist system
>>203062342because it's just confirmed to you that they're a passed around sket and your primordial shagger brain hates that because you'll be unsure of whether the offspring are actually yours or not
>>203062494maybe you are a downie too but you didnt realise it
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the kingWhere's my crown? That's my blingAlways drama when I ringSee, I believe that if I see it in my heartSmash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
>>203061029AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED~
thoughts on cannibalism?
>>203062590I'm against drugs in all forms
currently goalless in the match between west brom and millwall
>>203062590You've never eaten human flesh, you never will
>>203062613yeah but I was asking about cannibalism you mongI think it should be legalised
thinking about poo and the gays and willies rn
>>203062590i heard that new zealand natives used to eat their enemies before white people arrived
>>203062665In Africa they still eat pygmies and albinos to absorb their magical powers
>>203062665reckon some cheeky aussie settlers ate some abos waiting on supply ships desu
my inceldom is YOUR fault. you heard me.YOURS.
y'all niggas used acestream?
Why aren't you lot doing this?
>>203062703Want to shag me? Then you'd no longer be an incel
never had a gf me (your fault)only 5'8 me (your fault)never gonna have sex me (your fault)got almost no money in the bank account me (your fault)insane how evil you are. for shame.
>>203062665They also genocided the pacifist Moriori tribe
>>203062716The Discord pipeline
>>203062590Thinking about it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
adam showcasing his shite new gimmick is he
Well slap my sack and call me a willy
>oh incel lad why're you an incel why are you like thisdunno ask yourself, it's your fault after all
>>203062779Do you think there's only one troll on the largest general on the board
>>203062716Alri poosmells tranny
>>203062799yes
>n-no it not just me
fucking hell football is shite, who watches this?
>>203062814Why
Death is the only certainty in lifeIronic isn't it?
>>203062716LOL this mongo saying the quiet part out loud
>>203062822because adam is in here for 16 hours every dayeverybody else is only here for 2-3 hours during the day because they have livesany annoying spam that you see 9 times out of 10 comes from him
>>203062850death and pooing
actually insane how evil forced colluded in sync for years for no reason other than to make me miserablei mean surely there's more appropriate targets?
>>203062868That doesn't justify thinking only he posts stuff you don't likeI was bizarrely called him yesterday for posting something
>>203062820deanos and boomersalso brown people
BDSM
>>203062910You posted something shit then, hang yourself you pathetic cunt
>>203062926Rage on
corr get my arse bbc stretched
>>203062850Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal, although in practice individuals can still die. In nature, most Turritopsis dohrnii are likely to succumb to predation or disease in the medusa stage without reverting to the polyp form.
>>203062910maybe you should up the quality of your posts then if you're being compared to a confirmed nonce
little cheeky shower on the cards in a bit
>>203062820Boring cunts
Imagine bragging about being called Spainnonce
Australians be like “Crikey mate! Throw another roo burger on the barbie!”
I'll but 5 quid pints all night but refuse to buy a 5 quid smoothie from the co op
>>203062949Even so, they'd eventually die when the planet becomes uninhabitable or with the heat death of the universe
>>203062954any chance of a shower wank?
finna revert to my polyp form
>>203062953Nothing to do with my postsMore to do with schizos casting as wide a net as possible so they can mention their favourite poster every 5 seconds
for all the lads whining about their heighteven though chiropracty is psuedoscience malarkey - I genuinely was 1 inch taller for a few weeks after I got adjustedSo if that inch means a lot to you that's certainly an option beyond lifts and the like Definitely do not go to them to relieve pain or anything though. Then it's an absolute ripoff.
>>203062982ktieik (everyone I know)
>>203063008>Nothing to do with my postsIt clearly is now get roping you boring twat
>>203063038Bizarre rage
>>203062984nah lad. Purely in there for cleaning purposes
>>203063012thats some bullshit
>>203062981
>>203063008if you got compared to adam then you were obviously being an annoying cunt
Turning myself into some kind of cybernetic monstrosity
>>203063065It was merely for a few weeksGravity wins in the long run defo was taller though
>>203062981yanks be like can yall pour me some ornj juice
>>203063012So I can finally become 6'2''?
>>203063073Nope I posted something about football scoresApparently he's the only person who likes football
>>203063106Sprinkle some Erbs in there
>>203063118for a few weeks
Mental how horses and donkeys are different species, yet still close enough genetically to create offspring together, albeit that offspring is infertileWonder what other species this could work with
Pooey girl farts
He dives to the leftHe dives to the rightRorke's da shags ten birds a night
>>203063151mandingos and white snowbunnies
>>203063012Getting a new passport and I need that extra inch
>>203063168bore off adam
Yeah yeah, keep the nonsense posts coming so we can get to the new.
>>203063176Back to the Canadian VPN I see Spaedo?
all I hear from /brit/ is blah blah blah
I'm the daddy and you're all my little good kittens
sir another dose of morphine
>>203063012You could have done stretches on your own and achieved the same thing without going to the chiro. You can look them up on youtube.
https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/to0csh/beating_the_bishop_on_google_maps/wonder if there are any peng women caught wanking on google maps? you reckon?
>>203063234why do summat yourself when you can pay someone to do it for you?I'm not a manual labourer
ah yes, the screeching halt as the collection of mongs eagerly wait to fire off their shit gimmicks first in the new. kys all of you.
can't beat a bit of frank sinatara
think that half of football will be my last
do NOT make the new
>>203063289be quiet boy, I'll smack your head off
>>203063313Ominous post.
BlimeyBrentford Wolves looking like a banger of a match
/brit/'s thoughts on Ludwig starring David Mitchell?
Gunther from Friends: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?
sex with girls
Girls in latex and PVC
you're waiting 10 minutes for a new and then two come along at once
the new? not happening
Fuck the new.We post here.
get it made rorke
the poo? it's happening
Right I'm making the new now, don't go anywhere x
making the new
if you make the new youre gay
eating a tiffin
feel like thread creation should be leftypol's jobrorke can't be trusted not to make a swastika edition or something
lots of 12 and 13 year olds having a chucle in this thread
new should be school girl legs edish
>>203063481Don't say that. Most of /brit/ is gay!
>>203063488Many past editions have proven this
>>203063499>>203063499>>203063499
>>203063496don't you dare
>>203063489>>203063491
>>203063501>>203063501>>203063501
>>203063505Kys
screaming because we're all waiting for the 300 second timer to create a new thread
The last post is mine! Mwahaha!