>>203061029
rape the disabled

/brit/ is a repulsive vile incel general subedition

I love Employed Woman!

got the barbour bedale (classic olive) on in a sea of black puffers

>le play london is calling before le footy meme

so sick of this
they try so hard to make football lame these days

>>203060996
I hung around the cool lads but I wasn't cool myself. I knew one of them from back in the day and sort of lingered around their group like a bad smell. On the weekends I did not go out with them.

In retrospect I would have been better trying to intergrate with some of the less cool lads as even those types had found their way into groups with girls and ended up pairinng up / having sex, meanwhile I did nothing of the sort and remain a virgin to this day, several years later.

Russia is a civilisational state.

The holy Rus. Triune Russia. The Russkiy Mir.

>>203061065
We keep the army base you twat.
If that doesn't count then Cyprus doesn't count either.

really not interested in raping the disabled myself

just doesn't seem enjoyable

>>203061103
aye we heard you the first time mate

Be in little doubt, the white girls are getting bum ready

>>203061126
It's not about pleasure.

It's about sending...a message

>>203061102
you vill sing some form of hey jude

>>203061102
>london is calling

i've literally never had a gf lads
i've never even been close to having sex, lads.
the only time i tried approaching a girl was when i was 19 and she said i was the ugliest boy she'd ever seen, lads

women, the entire body of women, want me dead

got so fat it's uncomfortable

>>203061180
No guy i know would ever be so rude as to say that to a girl
Some of them need taking down a peg

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went to a mate's younger sibling's birthday last night and it was the first proper zoomer party I'd ever been to
>people handing out water to make sure everyone's staying hydrated
multiple trans individuals
>beers made up a portion of the drinks with the rest being alcoholic lemonades
things were different back in my day

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>We keep the army base you twat.
>If that doesn't count then Cyprus doesn't count either.

>>203061180
Timmy Asia bound lol

>>203061220
you pull any legal-age zoomettes?

>>203061180
should've knocked her lights out

>>203061220
Did you get any zoomer pussy? Seems like the perfect opportunity to pick up some zoomer pussy

Tired: Megalopolis
Wired: The Fountainhead
Inspired: The Incredibles

https://www.chathamhouse.org/2021/05/myths-and-misconceptions-debate-russia/summary

Would love to know what vat tarq warmonger freaks are grown in

>>203061219
yeah then all her friends started laughing
then the lads came back and insisted me and my 2 other wierd incel friends leave the booth (we were there first)
that's when i knew i never had the faintest chance of fitting in with the norms

seems i've stumbled into a particularly incelious edition of /brit/
anything I can help you lads with?

>duel of fates from star wars
faggot

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Wrexham university
https://youtu.be/Pdg17pGg1PE?si=GGefho2fQd42L7cA

>>203061272
yea help me lose my virginity

>>203061268
love the incredibles

the sequel was just OK however

>>203061259
question:
I understand the purpose of high heels on a night out because it accentuates a woman's arse and legs.
Why do girls wear heels on ordinary work days though?
What purpose does it serve?

you niggers don't even write your own compilers

>>203061271
I’m sorry fren, that’s harsh

I feel like being an incel isn't special or unique anymore like it was in 2015.

>>203061220
if I was getting drunk at a party and someone handed me water I think I'd pour it on them

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Doo dah doo do doo dah doo doo
Doo dah doo do doo do doo

Potent demoralisation attempt by the 77th brigade today.

are the white girls ready?

>>203061262
>>203061267
funnily enough a few zoomettes came up to chat but i'm happily in a relationship you see

smoking weed out of my pickle rick bong

>>203061311
if anything it's more special
being an incel on /brit/ makes me unique cause everyone else is a shagger
it's an actual personality trait now

>>203061287
These bottom of the pile dogshit unis are 115% ethnic

>>203061304
they look cool

some women need a good beating
it's just a fact of life

>>203061304
Makes them feel pretty

>>203061268
Incredibles is literally a perfect film.

Eating a gay sex pizza x

sterling looking zesty af

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Is this actually true???

>>203061343
Your gf is a chink :I

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thinking about buying arabian nights at costco

anyone here know anything about it? seems so mysterious to me

I want to become a cultured reader

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my averages are through the roof today

>>203061344
ludicrous tits, over the top, need to berry myself in them

>>203061292
righto lad where do we start
do you have any pubs in your area? (you're a yank so i'm assuming no)
do you ever speak to people

say it loud say it proud

only just realised that wearing ankle socks with shorts at the gym looks way better and less incel than wearing crew socks with shorts

>>203061350
Yeah it happened after lockdown. Boris and Patel made it more attractive for Indians,Pakis and Africans to come here on student visa as it's now a route to citizenship. Indian student visa numbers have increased from below 10k to over 140k

>>203061343
That’s a shame, I hear zoomer pussy is very good

>>203061343
sticking to your story eh lad. That's what I like to hear

Take it to the grave my man

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Britpop band Shed Seven, group portrait, Blackpool, United Kingdom (1994)

>>203061399
corrr

>>203061399
mutton dressed as lamp

>>203061224
Lol

>>203061313
good lad
>>203061378
she is caucasian actually

>>203061371
Genuinely pathetic how Scots pretend they weren't equally as complicit in the British Empire

>>203061400
despite being an incel I am incredibly social, have no issues making friends

just can't finish the job so to say

lads I'm OP and I've never created a /brit/ before
I have to go - if I shut down my laptop will the thread be destroyed?
If so I can wait for the 15-20 minutes it usually lasts.

>>203061399
don't like women below 5'7

crikey melvin that's a croc

>>203061452
just ask a mod to transfer it to me

>>203061441
Were they not?

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>tfw I can't order a pint of bitters with the lads
Why live?

>>203061422
It's very sticky

>>203061452
if you make a /brit/ thread you have an obligation to manage the thread until archival. you signed up for this responsibility

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>mutton dressed as lamp

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>>203061452

currently imagining the aura of a fat woman's vagina

>>203061419
>Boris and Patel made it more attractive for Indians,Pakis and Africans to come here on student visa as it's now a route to citizenship.
based conservatives!

>>203061471
hmmm i wonder if i can
*checks bank account* hmm unfortunately it seems i'd need another loan to afford a pint with the lads so unfortunately i can't either

>>203061347
>shagger's general
good lad

>>203061419
>>203061350
went to Aston and it was like this, somehow it seems to be getting better and better in rankings each year though. quite amazed really. must be run well.

>>203061484
Oh no no I don’t want that, waiter

>>203061452
just keep you laptop open and plugged into power, that's what i do

>>203061513
centre right parties are annoying cunts
look at Barnier pretending to be anti immigraiton now
just like Sarkozy a few years ago

hate them all

just remembered that The Fountainhead's protagonist is called Howard Roark

To the guy that lived in NYC for two years:

why the hell did you go back to london? wouldn't you earn basically double what you make in europe in the USA?

you vill spend £10 for 568ml of beer and you vill be happy

>>203061529
mallardlad mate great picture
did you go to the pub today like I said

>>203061029
Unironically good scran but the whole size thing is a bit much

Feels good knowing that Israel WILL be dissolved and fascist Bronze Age LARPers deported to Europe.

>>203061528
I went to Brum :3
Aston lads were good lads. Had a few postgrads who came from there.
Birmingham City lads were utter drooling retards

>>203061441
Irish too
Royal Munsters did their fair share of Indian and Boer bashing
In one of the Sherlock Holmes stories he also mentions how hard the Irish fought in Crimea

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>>203061560

my life is in dire need of sorting out, any of you lads want to do it for me?

SPOILER ALERT: the Joker gets rapped

>>203061587
>Israel WILL be dissolved
your brown lol

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>>203061405
good lad

>33 years old
>Balding
>Pale skin with dark hair all over it
>Ugly face
>Strange body shape with pudgy fat around thighs and man tits
>Cross eyed without my glasses
>Bad teeth
>B.O
>Zero social skills
>Obviously a virgin that has never even held a girl's hand or felt like a girl has ever looked at me without recoiling or laughing
>Can't even get any matches on grindr for some companionship even though I'm not gay
>Zero career prospects beyond being a mere wageslave in shit shops, cafes, fast food etc
>Zero friends
>Can't drive
>Can't cycle without looking like a spastic
>Get social anxiety on public transport
>Can't get on PIP and Universal Credit for whatever reason
>No savings
>Family hate me and laugh at me
>Neighbours think I'm a pedophile
>Have been stopped by police for no reason other than for them to bother and hector me several times
>Get banned on 4chan all the time for trivial things others get away with
>Can't even get drunk or take drugs to numb my existence as I have allergic reactions to literally everything

>>203061544
tell the people what they want to hear then discretly do the opposite

>>203061595
have very much enjoyed watching /tv/'s meltdown over this film

Speaking of rape, Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992.

We're getting the disabled raped.

>>203061613
my brown what?

drinking jack daniels and coke

>>203061624
stop pretending to be an incel you gimp

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>>203061624
at least you're white

>>203061626
canadian conservative doing exactly that right now and he's 24 points ahead
humans are such mindless cunts

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Scran time

>>203061624
on top of all that you post boring fucking bollocks that no ones going to read

>>203061560
the entire book is a femcel's sex fantasy

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>>203061529
>>203061577
much prefer scotsman in apple green and hope the NRM get over the bloody smoke deflector thing and repaint her soon

>>203061655
kys spaedo you despicable little freak

>>203061029
That's very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?

>>203061069
They're only incels, because they want to. White english men can easily go to London and get a nigerian descent woman that will love them for ever

Cheap tat made in China!

i still remember her face
when she called me ugly
that sneer
that smug superiority

>>203061661
got 7 cans of estrella in the fridge
just waiting for the hangover to abate sufficiently

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another honour mode run failed
this was my best one yet, cleared all act 1 except the fucking githyanki and then their big boss fucking wipes me with endless ghost sword spawns
i spelled honor with a "u" so this is british culture

190 dollhouse

>>203061624
And nothing to show for it, save a few successful business ventures and a beautiful wife

>>203061719
how about you leave the house and go for a real run you lazy runt

1 Henry Westons gets me drunk. Wow

>>203061719
You also said yank

>>203061220
>>203061343
im probably the age of people at this so called party you went to and i honestly am baffled at why midnight the day after youre on 4chan telling people this, like youre here at midnight some 18yo girls came up to you at a party you just trashed online? seems like a larp or some strange thing

>>203061739
rather run you over like the miserable rodent you are

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU
THEN I DON'T WANT NOBODY BABY
bloody lad from here's had it stuck in my head for days

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>>203061577
...nh

finished the gym and went home to watch Leeds last night then fell asleep

>>203061733
normies really be like this
>boo hoo my life has turned out to be such a failure even though i have 2 children and a beautiful wife

nigga, all your "problems" are invalidated

Wait....Selena Gomez is hot again?

>>203061624
You, London, nigerian descent woman. RIGHT NOW

makes me sick
makes me embroiled white hot anger
makes me steam out the ears
makes me turn into a choo choo train
makes my skin comically turn red and makes me stomp my feet like a toddler
makes me poo my pants

>>203061755
i'm not trashing anyone lad, just blogposting in a new because it's not exactly the kind of thing you articulate elsewhere
was a good party, enjoyed some beers with my mates and the people there - no harm done

Creating a 4 year plan to get the disabled raped

Clean shaven, always.

Got bladee on

>>203061719
fuck up seppo

Today was a good day for this incel.

mad how you can't get those loose nylon Adidas track pants anymore, it's all slim fit shite

>>203061673
>mother at 51
>hapa
>no father
going to invent a whole new type of autism

What's that song about gay sex?

might replace every cell in my body with plant cells

get your fucking willy out for the ira

The British Empire took over 300 years to build, and less than 30 to piss away.

>>203061874
roar

>>203061885
fewer*

might become more than human
question is how
technology isn't there yet
if anything i'm a pioneer and a visionary

get your arse out for brendan rodgers

>>203061862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

Ange Postecoglou sex arse

actually mad how I've become an incredible talker now I've been speaking to women (mostly online) for years. they're falling in love with me so fast because I just say the right things naturally now. mad how my words make me sound extremely assured, highly caring, and like a bastion of stability.

might undermine my own happiness
in fact, i plan on it

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North Korea

>>203061965
>>>/hm/2644700
>>>/hm/2644700
>>>/hm/2644700

>at a yank-themed restaurant
>order a peanut butter shake and a peanut butter burger
>waitress "ahh yes a peanut butter diet is it :)"

thats me fucking done then

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Emma Watson does smelly farts and poos.

>>203061910
Honestly I can't argue against that.
Just like how the Dacia Duster is a fantastic little car

gay porn was being played on sky sports for like 10 seconds just now

>>203062001
you've been done, you nutter

irl when i criticise a woman i inevitably get the response "u can talk" and that's from men and women.
hence why i come to an anonymong board
not an incel
just refuse to lower my standards below a 7

Got Eversince on

>>203062001
should have decked her

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'ri

>>203062040
you can talk

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https://youtu.be/2Dz3HaAjn4w

Just had a bath but now I need a poo FFS

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Thoughts?

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27 years old and every so often I still measure my height praying that I've grown a milimetre or summat
It's never true of course

>>203062118
only 5'8 me. never had a chance me. i'm an incel me.

>>203062075
ffs

>>203062118
What height are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKKI8XD_MP4
>Footage has emerged of me doing what appears to be a "shart" at the end of one of my matches, It was actually the velcro on my new trainers.

>>203062118
are you the 5'5 lad?

>>203061602
god I wish someone would just take my life over and sort it out for me

>>203062143
2'4

Remember, no matter who you are, there are women taller than you.

>>203061833
if you are an incel I want you to know this is shameful behavior

>>203062143
5'10
>>203062148
no
but everything below 6'2 is basically the same desu

sometimes i like to bend forward and touch my toes whilst chanting "grow, grow, grow" hoping it'll make my grow just a fraction of a centimeter

Viewing some pornography

>>203061885
>>203061904
despite being an american this makes me incredibly sad for some reason

>>203062118
i just lie and say i'm 5'8 even though i'm 5'6

>>203062192
you could make these same boring posts without a trip and it would make no difference

>>203062170
and I NEED them to step on my bollocks

>>203062191
you spend too much time online

>>203062144
it's a legal tactic, unnerves the opponents

>>203062192
im just glad it wasnt your knees

>>203062191
6'0 and 6'1 is acceptable, but anything under 6' is equally pathetic
if you're 5'10 you might as well be 5'1

>>203062205
Grim.

>>203062118
i do the same. 194cm btw

>>203062170
yeah but who cares about being shorter than female basketball players and gwendoline christie

>>203062170
lol im 5'6, almost everybody man woman and child is taller than me

Bird on Escape to the country right now has massive massive tits

There was a girl in my sixth form who was about 6'1, but she was a goth and would often wear those weird boots they have that add like an extra 3 inches

>>203062241
why are you so insecure at 6'4 nigga?
>>203062218
I don't feel short compared to boomers and ethnics but who cares about them
I'm young and white and that's my benchmark desu

>>203061587
>Israel gets nuked/defeated
>New Jewish diaspora arrives in Europe and America
>Except this time instead of Communist revolutionary intellectuals and rabbinical peasants they're Jingoistic genocidal military fascist Israelis
lmao this would be insanely funny if this is how the White Race's war on the rest of the brown/black world began, started based upon vengeance and justice for our Jewish allies
I can actually see it too
Yohm Judah-Goldberg-Levi commanding Baltic, Polish and Ukrainian Aryan legions into massacring millions upon millions of brownoids across the world enacting Hitler's vision

I'm 5'6 and i've never felt it as being something that has held me back

5'8-5'10 is actually the incel height zone.
being under 5'8 makes you the quirky short guy normie who gets girls easily
being 5'10 is 1000000x worse than being 5'4

mad how many times I chase women a little then seduce them, they send me nudes and talk dirty to me, then I lose all attraction to them and seek a new one. wonder what causes this.

>>203062300
>why are you so insecure at 6'4 nigga?
its more that I am still growing slightly so I check every year or so to see what height i'm at. Though I think i've stopped growing now
Not insecure about it, quite the opposite actually

what makes you think i care you pathetic sludge

did a fantastic poo

>>203062322
are you a shagger?

>>203061822
in my group a few people do that, go around make sure people are hydrated because munted people left alone in a corner and forgotten about often OD and die. happened a lot with my brothers generation he's late 30s now. also "alcoholic lemonade" you mean like vodka cruises? the shit ive seen my older bros girlfriends used to bring home and id steal a gulp or two when they werent looking as a lil lad? you basically trashed it. wonder what theyd think of you if they knew

warwick davis shags
i don't

think about it

got the football on

Stopping after only nudes? scared of actually having sex

Need a borderline-anorexic 6 foot tall half black gf

Crazy how there's always some new dickhead spamming the same boring shit no one cares about here every day on this forgotten corner of the internet

statistically speaking most dwarves don't die as virgins

>can't properly enjoy a Sunday because the spectre of toil looms on the morrow
>can't properly enjoy a Saturday because in some way you're seething about only having one proper day of rest

Tyrannical, diabolical, cruel and unnatural
Jeremy Corbyn could've ended this atrocity but it continues to crush and devastate the British toiling man's spirit

>>203062404
blimey, haven't you got an early night planned, boomer?

there's a downs syndrome fella working in the village corner shop, meanwhile I've been unemployed for over a decade

>>203062464
the trick is to stop thinking about weekends as rest, and manage your week better. get some hobbies. spend small amounts of time doing them each day. see each day as a day to grow and one you look forward to.

>>203062464
They had to smear him as an antisemite because otherwise he could've threatened the capitalist neoliberal zionist system

>>203062342
because it's just confirmed to you that they're a passed around sket and your primordial shagger brain hates that because you'll be unsure of whether the offspring are actually yours or not

>>203062494
maybe you are a downie too but you didnt realise it

From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars

>>203061029
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED~

thoughts on cannibalism?

>>203062590
I'm against drugs in all forms

currently goalless in the match between west brom and millwall

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>>203062590
You've never eaten human flesh, you never will

>>203062613
yeah but I was asking about cannibalism you mong
I think it should be legalised

thinking about poo and the gays and willies rn

>>203062590
i heard that new zealand natives used to eat their enemies before white people arrived

>>203062665
In Africa they still eat pygmies and albinos to absorb their magical powers

>>203062665
reckon some cheeky aussie settlers ate some abos waiting on supply ships desu

my inceldom is YOUR fault.
you heard me.
YOURS.

y'all niggas used acestream?

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Why aren't you lot doing this?

>>203062703
Want to shag me? Then you'd no longer be an incel

never had a gf me (your fault)
only 5'8 me (your fault)
never gonna have sex me (your fault)
got almost no money in the bank account me (your fault)

insane how evil you are. for shame.

>>203062665
They also genocided the pacifist Moriori tribe

>>203062716
The Discord pipeline

>>203062590
Thinking about it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

adam showcasing his shite new gimmick is he

Well slap my sack and call me a willy

>oh incel lad why're you an incel why are you like this

dunno ask yourself, it's your fault after all

>>203062779
Do you think there's only one troll on the largest general on the board

>>203062716
Alri poosmells tranny

>>203062799
yes

>n-no it not just me

fucking hell football is shite, who watches this?

>>203062814
Why

Death is the only certainty in life
Ironic isn't it?

>>203062716
LOL this mongo saying the quiet part out loud

>>203062822
because adam is in here for 16 hours every day
everybody else is only here for 2-3 hours during the day because they have lives
any annoying spam that you see 9 times out of 10 comes from him

>>203062850
death and pooing

actually insane how evil forced colluded in sync for years for no reason other than to make me miserable
i mean surely there's more appropriate targets?

>>203062868
That doesn't justify thinking only he posts stuff you don't like
I was bizarrely called him yesterday for posting something

>>203062820
deanos and boomers

also brown people

BDSM

>>203062910
You posted something shit then, hang yourself you pathetic cunt

>>203062926
Rage on

corr get my arse bbc stretched

>>203062850
Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal, although in practice individuals can still die. In nature, most Turritopsis dohrnii are likely to succumb to predation or disease in the medusa stage without reverting to the polyp form.

>>203062910
maybe you should up the quality of your posts then if you're being compared to a confirmed nonce

little cheeky shower on the cards in a bit

>>203062820
Boring cunts

Imagine bragging about being called Spainnonce

Australians be like “Crikey mate! Throw another roo burger on the barbie!”

I'll but 5 quid pints all night but refuse to buy a 5 quid smoothie from the co op

>>203062949
Even so, they'd eventually die when the planet becomes uninhabitable or with the heat death of the universe

>>203062954
any chance of a shower wank?

finna revert to my polyp form

>>203062953
Nothing to do with my posts
More to do with schizos casting as wide a net as possible so they can mention their favourite poster every 5 seconds

for all the lads whining about their height

even though chiropracty is psuedoscience malarkey - I genuinely was 1 inch taller for a few weeks after I got adjusted
So if that inch means a lot to you that's certainly an option beyond lifts and the like

Definitely do not go to them to relieve pain or anything though. Then it's an absolute ripoff.

>>203062982
ktieik (everyone I know)

>>203063008
>Nothing to do with my posts
It clearly is now get roping you boring twat

>>203063038
Bizarre rage

>>203062984
nah lad. Purely in there for cleaning purposes

>>203063012
thats some bullshit

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>>203062981

>>203063008
if you got compared to adam then you were obviously being an annoying cunt

Turning myself into some kind of cybernetic monstrosity

>>203063065
It was merely for a few weeks
Gravity wins in the long run
defo was taller though

>>203062981
yanks be like can yall pour me some ornj juice

>>203063012
So I can finally become 6'2''?

>>203063073
Nope I posted something about football scores
Apparently he's the only person who likes football

>>203063106
Sprinkle some Erbs in there

>>203063118
for a few weeks

Mental how horses and donkeys are different species, yet still close enough genetically to create offspring together, albeit that offspring is infertile
Wonder what other species this could work with

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Pooey girl farts

He dives to the left
He dives to the right
Rorke's da shags ten birds a night

>>203063151
mandingos and white snowbunnies

>>203063012
Getting a new passport and I need that extra inch

>>203063168
bore off adam

Yeah yeah, keep the nonsense posts coming so we can get to the new.

>>203063176
Back to the Canadian VPN I see Spaedo?

all I hear from /brit/ is blah blah blah

I'm the daddy and you're all my little good kittens

sir another dose of morphine

>>203063012
You could have done stretches on your own and achieved the same thing without going to the chiro. You can look them up on youtube.

https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/to0csh/beating_the_bishop_on_google_maps/

wonder if there are any peng women caught wanking on google maps? you reckon?

>>203063234
why do summat yourself when you can pay someone to do it for you?
I'm not a manual labourer

ah yes, the screeching halt as the collection of mongs eagerly wait to fire off their shit gimmicks first in the new. kys all of you.

can't beat a bit of frank sinatara

think that half of football will be my last

do NOT make the new

>>203063289
be quiet boy, I'll smack your head off

>>203063313
Ominous post.

Blimey
Brentford Wolves looking like a banger of a match

/brit/'s thoughts on Ludwig starring David Mitchell?

Gunther from Friends: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?

sex with girls

Girls in latex and PVC

you're waiting 10 minutes for a new and then two come along at once

the new? not happening

Fuck the new.

We post here.

get it made rorke

the poo? it's happening

the poo? it's happening

Right I'm making the new now, don't go anywhere x

the poo? it's happening

making the new

if you make the new youre gay