hey

this is the thread
do not use the heatherschizo thread

heathercunt btfo

THIS is the thread

>>203073535
>EVE online
autism simulator in outer space mmo setting

>>203073242
>>203073511

Got an itchy willy

>>203073569
i got it deleted by posting it early lol

Hate alcohol drinkers me. Only retarded vaxxies would put that poison in their body

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>>203073482
>>203073482
a
Hitoshi Imamura (今村 均, Imamura Hitoshi, 28 June 1886 – 4 October 1968) was a Japanese general who served in the Imperial Japanese Army during World War II, and was subsequently convicted of war crimes. Finding his punishment to be too light, Imamura built a replica of his prison in his garden and confined himself there until his death.

lmao asians

ayo where da english roses at

>>203073569
>>203073584
it's spaki

>>203073612
No it isn't

>>203073612
shut up nigga

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>>203073607
done that freak

>>203073599
Is it busy?

i am subjected to constant psychological warfare

wheres 190

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damn cody bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Xoh8uRaxs

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time to walk dogberg
see you lads in an hour

>>203073607
BU-BU-BU-BU-BASED

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>>203073055
mate :/

>>203073603
Want me to kiss it better?

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This is what you look like lol

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It goes completely against Chinese interests to allow Iran to be toppled.
Based Chad Xi has already been on the phone to the polish prime minister of Israel 'don't'. Or we will swarm with 6th gen fighters.

did that little queer try making another dogshit new?
just wont learn, will he

>>203073482
more like old harrys COCK

big breasted anime milfs

>>203073669
Tow different photos mate

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>>203073645
zoomer didn't zoom so good

>>203073681
ktim

>>203073636
Dunno mate, I'm not there at the moment

how the flip do people get gfs

>>203073727
why do they all look so fucking weird

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>Tow different photos mate

>>203073727
unironically very concerned for generation alpha. zoomers were stuck with KSI and Pewdiepie and mongs like that and now half of them are trannies with anxiety. dread to think how all these current 8-15 year olds are going to turn out when cunts like this are considered to be their role models

>>203073773
scrmaeign

>>203073727
disgusting miscegenated freak

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>>203073759
>why do they all look so fucking weird
they are british
please don't call them weird they're self-conscious

>>203073807
>he thinks zoomers are fucked up because of youtube celebrities
hello sixth form mong

>>203073829
dont need to sign your posts here

i deserve to die an excruciating death to be absolutely fair

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>>203073864

no idea who jack doherty is and i dont really care quite frankly

>>203073864
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>203073854
yeah I do believe that the content that you're exposed to 24/7 when you're a child heading into your adolescence does impact the way you behave as you transition towards adulthood
how very silly of me...

>>203073864
got him

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>really hard problem in excel

there's loads of streamers gen alpha watch that just appeared out of nowhere and are 100x bigger than any previous streamer
definitely some kind of astroturf

>>203073864
I am snow white retard

i literally reflect sunlight

Only you people are mixed race subhumans

>>203073893
i deserve to be castrated for some of the heinous wanks i've done tbf

>>203073966
meltie

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>>203073966
>I am snow white retard
a comma could really have saved you here

paddy's had one too many and he thinks he's a princess

>>203073966
he's done you

>>203073963
bezos knows you got to spend money to make money

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>>203073966

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>>203074024

>>203073966
mugged yourself off with no punctuation there mate

anyone ever flown from liverpool airport before? what's it like? where's the best place to eat?

>>203073908
>>203073915
>>203073936
wasnt that funny was it

>>203073966
>I am snow white retard
say hi to Grumpy for me

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>>203074024

why should it be illegal for an 18 year old to google search for 17 year olds

Paddy having a melty

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>>203074057
it was hilarious you piece of shit

>>203073997
i don't save gay shit but your country is literally 50% darkie lmao don't @ me

>>203074004
you are a wog

just went out to buy some things at Iceland
first time I'd been out on a Saturday night in years
Some stories from my excursion:
>Unironically like 30 uber eats drivers outside of McDonalds. It's literally their only job. There were more uber eats drivers than customers in the store. Kill off the uber eats trade and migration would plummet
>Pubs that are absolutely deserted every time I walk past them are packed to the fucking brim. Just quite a shock to see.
>There was a really pretty goth girl who I'd have walked up to but I was holding shopping bags and she was clearly going out to get railed by Chad so I didn't bother

Saturday nights makes everything so different

mad how there were a few Roman Emperors who were Arabs

>>203074076
FOHMYEG

Indian woman on Strictly Come Dancing claims to be a Scottish-Indian while ignoring Scotland completely and describing how her mum was worried about her daughters not being Indian culturally here

>>203074100
were they Arab or North African?

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hmmm

>>203074137
both

>>203074100
there wasnt a single arabic roman emperor. arabia wasn't even a roman territory you imbecile

>>203074123
blog on you boring fucking cunt

Never stop fighting.

>>203074145
the fuck are you on about you dribbling spastic

>who I'd have walked up to
this is psychopath behaviour

>>203074145
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_the_Arab

Mumberg is never satisfied
She wants me to go to garage sales all weekend. How do I tell her I've had enough and I'm going camping for the last time of the season?

look at me posting gay disabled frogs as an avatar for myself hahahaha

>>203074099
>>Pubs that are absolutely deserted every time I walk past them are packed to the fucking brim
wut was it full or empty talk sense pls you spastic

new leader of Hezbollah hasnt responded to my congratulations message l hope he's ok

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just woke up from an unintentional 3 hour nap
feel awful

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE

ari's serving cunt againnnn

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>>203073756
>how the flip do people get gfs
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>203074212
who got it? i didnt even get to see the advert

new soogs sex arse cosplay

https://www.tiktok.com/@soogsx/video/7421984504039886122

>>203074148
Err Diego

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>>203074198
This is a nightmare honestly. I have a lot of chores to do and despite her transferring some money it may not make it in time before the mortgage is due in a couple days. Why is she always stressing me out and never satisfied?
I'm not a woman.
I hate garage sales.

>>203074241
me

Not been on a night out in literally about 7 years.

I have no pals.

>>203074206
2 Hezbollah leaders killed on two consecutive Friday nights
During the holy sabbath of all times.

They are HASHEM's chosen.

>'They killed my little child': Devastated XL Bully owner slams police after they put down his dog by mistake and blamed 'admin error'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13927531/xl-bully-owner-slams-police-dog-mistake.html

>>203074256
Went out a few weeks ago. All fat middle aged women about nowadays

remember when deegz was offering money to kill him looool

Test of a person's true value? Death. Facing it, staring it down. You still got a chance to be somebody.

(8) why do you care whose **** i ride? (8)

>>203074244
so fucking sexy ~

was anybody else shite at patter until they came to /brit/ and learnt the way?

Lads my mumberg is trying to control my life.
Why do mumbergs do this

>>203074298
aren't these cunts literally illegal now?
popo was following the law as far as I see it

>>203074340
lol me
this place improves your comedy

>>203074100
>>203074145
both of you are wrong there was only one >>203074192

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Thoughts?

>>203074376
init la

>>203074244
Very blackable

>>203074340
No - still shite at banter. I pissed off my coworkers earlier because I tried to banter with one of them and just came off as very nasty.

>>203074340
no was a decent bantsman all my life until this website sucked my soul away and left me as a husk

>>203074301
They're the only ones who can afford to go out on the piss on the regular

>>203074399
Silence you foul beastman

>>203074379
dont think he can be considered an arab as we know it today.
pre-arabic expansion into the middle east

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Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on. Dark Academia. Watch. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on. Time to lay off the weed, apps and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in me. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

i've started speaking in british english since i made this place my only form of social interaction

gp (gay porn)

catberg running in his slepe again
x

>>203074387
not my problem

>>203074448
embarrassing

>>203074454
contact your local gay porn

>>203074454
legendary post

>>203074480
would be if i wasn't anonymous and lying

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rorke keeps ratioing my prime minister and it's pissing me the frick off

fed up with the fucking alcohol
need to retire from the muck

wristwatches look pretentious nowadays

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>>203074340
Do well ITT but in real life I am too far gone to have conversations.

When people talk to me I can hear them and understand them but there are no neurons firing in my brain generating a response or even a desire to respond. It's like the reflex just isn't there. I can't even convincingly pretend to care anymore; people can sense that there's nothing below the surface of my lukewarm, empty acknowledgements that I dribble out in my best attempt at being polite.

Too many years have been spent communicating only through this anonymous imageboard. I honestly believe this specific form of communicating has conditioned my brain this way (along with general social isolation). Consider that on anonymous imageboards there is ZERO pressure to come up with a post, a response or even a thought. You can be silent for 12 hours then send 1 post out into the ether and your post will be treated the same as any other.

This is the most consequence-free method of communication ever devised. The anonymity reduces it to a level below that of even 'normal' online chatrooms where people have usernames. There if you have N number of people in a chatroom all in a conversation and you pipe up out of the blue then it's weird and you're not quite fitting in; you're that weird guy sitting in the corner for 12 hours saying nothing. Not so with a thread full of Anonymous posters where you can step in and step out at will, no consequence, everyone treated equally.

And while it is good for free expression, it has over the course of over a decade destroyed my ability to communicate in real life. In any circumstance where I am supposed to be communicating with someone non anonymously I just sit there silent like an obelisk; no thoughts, no caring about what the other person is saying and not saying anything myself. There is no way back from this as I have been like this my entire adult life now. I can never be normal as there is no foundation to build upon, no personality.

why is he called heatherschizo

>>203074523
his first special interest/obsession was a random nobody youtuber called heather who he spammed 8 hours a day

>>203074410
ltim

>How teacher who 'destroyed her life' when she had sex in layby with 17-year-old boy was divorced by her husband and ostracised - but is now a happily-married mother-of-two

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13927177/How-teacher-destroyed-life-sex-layby-17-year-old-boy-divorced-husband-ostracised-happily-married-mother-two.html

>>203074517
just do it then

>>203074521
call me charles cause there's a dickens chance im reading all that

>>203074521
read and bookmarked this

>>203074523
a poster on 4chan is considered a schizo if he has special interests in particularly niche topics and just seems to talk to them to nobody in particular and will rarely get much interaction from other posters about it since it's so off topic and boring
really the term "autist" would be more appropriate, but schizo makes you seem more deranged

>>203074554
Female nonces are the social opposite of male nonces

>>203074554
BOOMERS BTFO

>>203074510
isn't a ratio where the quote tweets are more than the comments? or do things work differently nowadays

>>203074521
can relate

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>>203074580
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

motsi is so fit tonight
not usually into black girls but corr

>Shaving pubes
>Day 1 feels amazing
>Day 2 onwards is itchy as fuck

what's the solution?
shave every single day?
pain the bloody arse
cockberg looks so much more handsome when he's bald

Sex with brown girls

>>203074379
no there was also Septimius Severus, Elagabalus, Alexander Severus, Caracalla, Macrinus

I actually don't know how to be genuinely nice to people and any attempt to be nice just feels fake and uncomfortable for me

catberg once again crying outside while l eat dinner

might buy something i don't need eg. trainers

>>203074586
I always get interactions so I don't qualify no matter how much DTFIC seethes. lel

genuinely can't be bothered to rub one out

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>>203074554
Poor lad. Horrible to imagine the trauma he must have suffered. It sickens you really, it truly, truly does.

Jon Hamm's hairline has been stuck on Norwood 2-3 for about 20 years

I don't give a sh*t

>>203074614
it was like 10 minutes ago m8 take a deep breathe

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>>203074609
it's when the replies (left hand side) exceed retweets (centre) and likes (right hand side)
far right hand side is "engagement" which is a nothingness that Musk added it but if you get enough engagement you actually get monetised - which has created a ghastly incentive to make shit up despite Elon vowing to do the opposite to the website.

This is the result.

>>203074616
Use an electric razor and only shave with the grain

>>203074637
hi mate, I said "rarely", so you turning around going "ACKCHEWALLY" does not mean my post is incorrect
please acquire proper comprehension skills before you make such another post
thanks

>>203074637
Why is DTFIC so obsessed with you? Is there some /cum/ lore we don't know about here? What made him so weird?

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>>203074666
>it was like 10 minutes ago
10 more gf-less minutes for you :D

get your fucking willy out for the ira

>>203074586
I wasnt confused at all abou the "schizo" part

more the heather part. someone else already explained it though so your post is moot

>>203074621
Severus was born in Libya and Arabs hadn't touched it yet so I think Berber is more accurate

The fact Libya is in Africa means that black people (and the guardian) think he was 115% negroid.

>>203074616
use cerave cleanser and a touch of cerave moisturiser

>>203074618
Basado

we're all so likeminded we could have a massive friend group but no, we had one disaster meetup 10 years ago which sealed off all future prospects

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>>203074554
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau
Mary Katherine Letourneau was an American teacher who pleaded guilty in 1997 to two counts of felony second-degree rape of a child. Letourneau was 34, and the child, Vili Fualaau, was 12 years old[2][3] when she initiated the sexual abuse. He was her sixth-grade student at an elementary school in Burien, Washington. While awaiting sentencing, she gave birth to Fualaau's daughter. She was imprisoned from 1998 to 2004. Letourneau and Fualaau were married in May 2005, and the marriage lasted 14 years until their separation in 2019.

poo wank arse bum

>>203074675
No /cum/ lore. He really is that desperate to fit in and thinks spamming quips he heard from /brit/s will do the job
Remains oblivious of the actual effect to this day

>>203074405
ktim, my 'banter' is often just blunt and mean cos i'm an autistic freak

>>203074735
she looks like she's from 1967

bit suspicious how child protection and child porn have the same initials

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>>203074731
legendary

>>203074618
basé

>>203074768
odd thought

>>203074754
catch me cumming into the poo thats in your arse

reminder /britfeel/ have had many meetups and there are long forged IRL friendships and relationships that have gone on for years as a result

stinky british bois :3

>>203074792
police and social work are a front for abusers

>>203074828
imagine us meeting up, sitting talking about poo and wanking

What is blud DOING???

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peng

>>203074768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjJmvANWn8

>>203074448
Not nearly as pathetic as you are because I still socially interact with normal people but I understand where you're coming from
Only since I've been here longer than I'd admit I definitely picked up on a lot of British English, however I would never use it in person or I would sound absolutely cursed
The only non Americanism I use IRL is calling "fawl" Autumn instead because a beautiful word like that deserves to describe a beautiful season

any of you lads into sex but instead of with women it's with men?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZipLsfCDQ8M

Comet Pizza

>>203074889
Asian femboys yea

>>203074869
crop even says "The peng"

>>203074669
>musk purges all the bots
>users go down
Wow!

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>>203074889

>>203074869
>closed toe heels
not a fan

>Pepsi now has artificial sweeteners in it

it's OVER

>>203074923
>purges all the bots
kek you must be joking

>>203074943
what are you, into sucking on toes or something?

>>203074879
brits used to call autumn fall too

tldr she married a builder and conceived of children through IVF, which asked her for her criminal history once which traumatized her

>With her crime bringing her career as an English teacher to an abrupt end, Sprung has turned to the charity and non-profit sector in her native Dumfries, Scotland.

>After jobs in the LGBT, sporting and 'third sector' organisations, two years ago she founded a charity to work with offenders.

>Sprung frequently shares posts by hard-left former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn on her social media platforms and described coverage in the Daily Record of her radio phone in as 'gutter press'.

what's odd is she goes on about how even her kids don't talk to her!!! as if she can't wrap her head around why kids would want nothing to do with a mom that destroys the family

oh good my gf has had a shower
shall be licking her cunt tonight

the most offensive there are a myriad of complicated feelings associated with a time like a break up or a bereavement but once you've heard some yank use the therapy speak he picked up from a sitcom and reference 'closure' it's impossible to think of it any other way.

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>>203074923
there's bots fucking everywhere you twat

>>203074904
ermm hello

>>203074969
Who asked

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AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIME
WALK UPON ENGLAND'S MOUNTAINS GREEN

still got my euromillions ticket on for Tuesday's draw

meanwhile everyone who bought a ticket for last night's draw is OUT of the draw, not having won. This is why you should always buy a ticket for the furthest away draw (6 days from wednesday or saturday). I will be tucked up in my duvet every night between now and next tuesday, spending all the money I will most assuredly be winning on tuesday, with a valid ticket still in play.

>>203074980
there are*

>>203074669
maybe if you cry your incel eyes out some more twitter will go bankrupt in 2 more weeks

>>203074943
based

>>203074970
mine is currently marinading in the bath so shall be doing the same

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what is this
why is it so expensive
I genuinely have no idea what this is

help

>>203074974
I work for a dodgy law firm and closure for me makes me think of closing a client's case because it's dogshit and has no prospects

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Asuka

wait fucked that up by accidentally deleting part of it

the most offensive about yank english is how cold and efficient it is. there are a myriad of complicated feelings associated with a time like a break up or a bereavement but once you've heard some yank use the therapy speak he picked up from a sitcom and reference 'closure' it's impossible to think of it any other way.

Is anyone here licensed to give mental health first aid? Really needing it lads.

>>203074984
corrr give us a go of the bussy love

>>203074970
filthy

>>203075001
Better luck next time
Better luck next time
Better luck next time
Better luck next time

theres a counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

>>203074683
>>203074997

notice how they both still post the frog
what is wrong with them lads?

>>203075040
yes. hit the gym

>>203075021
looks like one of those german caffeine shampoos yer da buys to try to cure his balding

dusting for clues

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>>203074984
Hi

>>203075001
i won 2,60 so i didn't lose any money

>>203075021
It's flavouring for a sparkling water machine, you put those canisters in and it turns it into pepsi. Not sure why youd do it though

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>>203075054
thoughts?

>>203075033
wait i still forgot a word. i swear wearing noise cancelling phones makes me blind or something

never met a mirror i didn't like

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>>203074980
those aren't bots

these are bots. twitter was a massive CIA botnet before Elon took over, now it's just your run of the mill jeet crypto bots

>>203075054
I am actually Apu, he is me.
My girlfriend says so as well and sends me any apus she finds in the wild that remind her of me
She even tells her coworkers that I am just like him.

>>203075097
it's alright lad, i got the gist of it

I got pulled over with two hookers and a pound' weed

>>203075095
honking patter

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*screams into the thread*

>>203075101
lol ok rorke

>>203075044
deary me why are you awake at this hour

>>203075001
It was 160 million the other day but is only 17 now so you are a retard

>>203075118
thank you . at least i didnt get the dread bradley reply

>>203075146
*watches you through binoculars*
de freak, he go flyin'!

>>203075156
I'll make do with £17million lad.

so glad i'm not like all those other yanks
i'm one of the good ones, right?

>>203075147
couldn't sleep. kept dreaming of asian femboys.

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is are nige a handsome man?
for a bloke that's smoked a pack a day for 4 decades he looks far better than he ought to

>>203075199
no he looks like he has FAS

>>203074965
you bet i am
havent suckled on a peng girls toes in ages and i'm going absolutely fucking mental

>>203075088
would it be more cost effective than actually buying 24-packs of pepsi?

>>203075199
bit of a chinless wonder

There's really no good posts here worth reading. Mad, really. You'd expect at least one speck of gold in the mud but no, not here.

>>203075183
I don't play unless it's over 100 million, any less is beneath me

>>203075215
I miss the YAGSBARROW /tv/ meme. I thought it was really funny.

>>203075199
one of those extremely ugly men who look better when they're OAPs

mad how many things there are

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why are irish much more based than brit gimps

>>203075288
That's clearly a Scot

>>203075088
>>203075021
it's for obese retarded goyim who have fizzy drinks all day every day, supposedly it's cheaper and reduces waste and that, there's ones for fanta and 7up and all them

i know cos i have an obese landwhale friend who has one

>>203075233
each one of those bottles makes up to 9ls of pepsi MAX so you do the maths

>>203075305
rorke face when he looks up the etymology of the word scot

how do women talk about the most inane shit for hours on end and not get tired

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this is my world today

cold approaching dilfs in B and Q

>>203075233
Do NOT buy it.
It tastes fuck all like pepsi, I say this as a harcore life long pepsi drinker.
It tastes like absolute fucking piss, genuinely revolting.
>more cost effective
Depends
First of all, you don't put "the canister in"
The cap has lines for how much sirup to put into your sparkling water depending on if it's a pint or a litre. Every time you want a fresh glass you have to measure it out again.
It also depends if you follow their dosage instructions. Personally, I think the dosage is much too high. If you follow their instructions it's about the same price.
If you half it like I do, it's cheaper.
but it is NOT worth it.
The only good sodastream sirup I've tried is the sugar free lipton peach ice tea. Pepsi, Pepsi Max, 7up, 7up Zero, all taste shit.

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>>203075054

>>203075288
if you even bother asking for change you are poor

>>203075352
would be me if anyone cared to listen to my own brand of inane shit

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It's Saturday night lads why aren't you out with your gf? You do have a gf...don't you lads?

>>203075379
the point

your head

>>203075199
Maintaining a good diet and keeping active (ie. not eating slop all the time and avoiding a sedentary lifestyle) goes a long way for ones health.
People love to blame the cigs for all their health problems but thats only one part of the image.

>>203075404
She's American and in America

>>203075199
he is a certified shagger

>>203075404
>out with your gf
She's locked up in the madhouse for another 2 months

>>203075408
you are poor in runescape and in real life

>>203075404
A girl... who's your friend? Sounds a bit gay

>>203075404
Never even kissed a girl!

spent the day making another track for my mixtape

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>>203075474
not true, this is my bank

>>203075474
the point is being that petty is funny ya daft gimp

britgimps at it again

>>203075404
I’m sat on my phone posting here while she plays stardew valley on the telly

>>203075404
we prefer indoor activities at home because she is a mentally ill NEET
going to play scrabble with her in a bit and then shag her senseless

>>203075512
is she one of those new women who have willies?

>>203075512
sounds comfy

does she narrate while playing the game?

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toilberg emailed me to say I'll be working a nightshift on Monday right into my Tuesday day shift so now I'll be working from 8pm on Monday night to roughly 3pm Tuesday afternoon.

>>203075512
>vidya playing gf
>stardew valley
how overweight is she lad

what's the story behind the ethiopian flag who posts here every now and then

>>203075540
That's illegal

>>203075504
*follows you*
wave2:Pls can I have 10k?

>>203075545
that's our Jeff, he's a sound lad and a certified shagger

>>203075545
he's a black American who moved there

>>203075529
…nh
>>203075531
yh but it goes in ear and out the other
>>203075541
unhealthily stick thin actually

>>203075540
Fuck that

might eat a dookie

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>>203075512
this was me but only the roles were reversed. I was playing Mass Effect 2 back in the day and it turned out she was messaging someone called Darren who eventually shagged her. That was the moment that changed my life for the worse.

>>203075545
names Jeff, has posted his face in the past

rides motorcycles and enjoys MtF troons

>>203075504
alri zezima

>>203073482
>i liked a girls hinge that went to my gym
i am scared to ever talk to her

>>203075600
meant cookie aha

>>203075576
this part true lads?

>>203075612
who doesn't tbf

I am afraid to browse outer/int/.

love it when Jeff posts pictures of his pizzas and looks down at all the Ethiopian peasants on the street

>>203075635
yeah but he's not a subsaharan African think he's Ethiopian or one of the countries where they look a bit more normal

>>203075404
She posts in other thread you wouldn't know her

>>203075673
you mean to say he's not bantu, ethiopians are sub-saharan

>>203075504
holy based
Free to play?

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>>203075603
grim

Got the Jesus bleibet meine Freude on

>>203075635
He’s one of those Ethiopian Jews.
No idea what he’s doing in Ethiopia however

>>203075697
>>203075697

>>203075691
its not real lad its actually a famous image that used to go round back in the day, found it in google

its probably a private server

>>203075603
batarians did this

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I know we all joke about being miserable and living in squalor here but I tell you what lads, there is nothing comfier than posting here on a Saturday night with an Indian while waiting for match of the day to start. here's to you lads

you can buy a subsaharan African for €1000 in Libya (learned this on /int/)

>>203075786
overpriced

>>203075770
What's his name?

>>203075770
>with an Indian
you should have said chinese