Tons of societies around the world have had pig toilets, which were pigsties that featured elevated seats you would shit in. The shit would fall, and the pigs would eat it. This is all the pigs needed to live and grow. Shit is pretty nutritious.Assuming you would ease into a diet of shit and gradually gain immunity to all the diseases present, could you survive off of a diet of women's shit? I would love to try this out. I wish I were wealthy. I would gradually pick up a lot of women and let them stay in my nice house, and I would have them shit in my mouth for sustenance. I would often feed the women high-protein meals. I wonder if I could get jacked from eating their shit. Those would be the most delicious meals of my life edition.
on the cans
>>203078378impressive tranny
>>203078378Was just saying this down at the pub as an ironic joke Simple sick to bastard death of women shoving their arses in my face. How about a nice pair of bosoms every now and then eh?
makes me depressed to realize I missed out on young love by posting on 4chan
>>203078378controversial statement round these parts but fuck it, I like pussy
making music on ableton. any music wankers in?
>first 5 replies are yank freakschrist almighty
corrNowhere: 1.SeagullKaleidoscopePolar BearSennenIn a Different Place2.ParalysedDreams Burn DownTodayVapour TrailGoing Blank Again1.UnfamiliarLeave Them All BehindTwisterellaGoing Blank AgainChrome WavesStampede2.BeneathCool Your BootsMouse TrapTime of Her TimeMaking Judy SmileOX4phwoar
janworth needs to delete this shocking edition and have it replaced with a more family-friendly one
on the cans as well
>>203078580bought an arturia keystep but nevre used it lol
>>203078378Big ss (bundão)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2sInyBCv6c
got my cheeks outbumhole needs air I reckon, no good sealing in all that flavour it'll just ferment
>>203078620did the same with that same keyboard I just use my computer keyboard for midi so I still don't use it
>>203078412I do actually remember this. Insomniac was great. I have every episode which is out there, there's still a few which never got uploaded.
>>203078696it is honestly not a very good product but considering I don't produce music it's not really for me to say lol
evening lads and girlies x
>>203078617which ones?
>>203078058there's no way women in iran are this cute.
>>203078378bunda
>>203078086and theyve always gone into them hungover, and bars have always stocked non-alcoholic drinks. he's chatting shit to cover the fact that all the students are pakis now
me? can't stand the working class. No doubt the majority of them out at the pub right now drinking themselves into oblivion to try and forget their miserable lives.
haven't had a friend for over 6 yearsstarting to think I may never get one again
what a fucking mess
>>203078886It's ours really though they all know that
gonna be way less pubs and clubs as more muslims are in
>>203078852I'll be your friend
shaggershow much better is life with a gf compared to life without one?
going to an ice cream social
>>203078886Turkey actually expects to join the EU while Cyprus has a universal veto and they're occupying half their island lmao
>>203078886why don't they set up a UN zone in the middle east? turkey haven't done anything more since the invasion so that entire conflict was pretty much nipped in the bud,
>>203078886are we giving this one back now as well?
>>203078954>why don't they set up a UN zone in the middle east?They did.
>>203078921want to go rock-climbing together?
The population of the USA has grown by 100 million since 1984. That's honestly insane.
>>203078949Northern Cypriot politics are interestingBasically a perpetual tug of war over unionists who want to be united with greek cyprus, and nationalists who want to be Turkey's vassal stateThe pro-Turkey side is who's currently in charge.
/brit/ come in here quick! Heathermong's died of flu!
turkey is just a fascinating country
>>203078998isn't that because Regan randomly gave 50 million mexicans citizenship in the 80s? mad.
>I woke up to a call from Vincent van Gogh today. He told me he wants the Just Stop Oil protesters who threw soup on his Sunflowers to be released immediately. I nodded and promised to do everything I could to ensure Phoebe and Anna would be freed soon. Our conversation continued. “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?” Van Gogh remarked. “We must try and keep courage alive.”>He sounded upset about the sentence given the other day to Just Stop Oil activists – two years in jail for Phoebe Plummer, 23; 20 months for Anna Holland, 22. I sympathise with him. He seemed crestfallen that two young women were being thrown behind bars because a judge deified him and his painting, which, in Van Gogh’s mind, was not meant to be venerated, but instead inspire young artists and activists to do exactly what Phoebe and Anna had done – to push the boundaries of life and art even further, and raise uncomfortable questions.excuse me?
>>203078923Depends.>dating a bipolar white womanHorrible, you are under constant pressure and on your edge. You are getting psychologically abused and the only thing that is driving you to continue the relationship is the once a week sex sesh.>dating a submissive FOB or second gen Asian womanIt's like having another mother that actually loves you and also sucks your dick on demand
>>203078998The population of the UK has grown by nearly 13 million since 1984.
>>203078923not worth the hassle lad. I've had two in my life. Sex was nice but the fucking drama is not. I've decided I'm much better on my own. >flat stays clean>fridge stays clean>don't have to constantly pick hair out of the shower drain>disposable income goes straight into my hobbies >eat whatever I want >can do whatever I want judgement free
>>203078996that does sound kind of interesting yes in california there are some pretty famous indoor rockclimbing gyms that a lot of tech bros like to go to cliffs of id in Los Angeles is probably the largest always wanted to try it honestly
>>203078923Imagine your current life, but there's someone who lives with you, likes talking to you and has sex with you a few times a week and buys you something you like on your birthday. That's what having a gf is like
>>203079030agreed I find it to be very underrated >>203078996have you gone rock climbing before?outdoor rock climbing also seems fun but infinitely more dangerous
>>203079073sick of it
>>203078552fuck you bibo
Bit hungover me, wild night hahahaha
>>203079114you choose to live in hounslow nobody forced you to move there
imagine how different society would be if>no mass migration post WW2>povvo cattle could only have 1 offspring>drugs carried death penalty
fixed the dryer today and my grandma is so proud of me. honestly makes up for over a decade of being a pathetic neet I think
>>203079061something tells me you don't like women very much
>>203079114This is what Glasgow is like now except there's even more Chinese.
>>203079163>>drugs carried death penaltyyou lost me, sounds awful
>>203079201only reason you do drugs is because you've been taking them since you've been 10drugs are horrible
breaking bad or bcs
>>203079171Something tells me you have never been in a relationship with a woman.
it'll always be persia to me
>>203079230it isn't and i haven't, they're fun
>>203079243>fun drug dealer showvs>lawyer drama he isnt even Saul
I cannot workout why Brendan Gleeson took this role
>>203078923it was shit which is why I broke up with herafter a while it's just crap rare shags, place is a skip, she's just there bedrotting and pissing me off
>>203079163>>no mass migration post WW2A victory of Liberal democracy across the globe>>povvo cattle could only have 1 offspringNot enough labour to do shit jobs. It's either white povvos shitting out 20 kids that will grow up to do shit jobs or 20 indians do shit jobs. >>drugs carried death penaltyA black market like Russia's
furiously wanktoiling to chubby asian women (south, east and south east)
>>203079243BCS is a good show, but a terrible prequel
Wonder what's like in a Glasgow retirement home in 30 years. Considering that locals have only a life expectancy of 65 years and (South) Asians can easily reach the 85
>>203079264what they hell are you yapping about boy?
You are ALL formally invited to the /brit/ Halloween Meetup on Saturday 26th October hosted at The Monty Pyke from 7pm. Costume is encouraged but not obliged!
>>203079243in retrospect they both suck.
>>203079307>Not enough labour to do shit jobsmake tarqs do em
>>203079326i don't know, i was going to delete that post but now you've responded to it
>>203079333190 will be there shagging all the birds
>>203078998tbf if it didnt then the system would collapse (faster than it currently is)
>>203079333Recoiling imagining the fetid creatures that turn up to these things.
>>203079333Flying in la x
>>203079341alri /pol/pot
>>203079099>>203079078no - but it seems like a very fun hobby. like a slightly more physically demanding version of hiking, beautiful views that very few people will actually see. that's another thing to be quite envious of america about, you have a gorgeous landscape - you definitely should do it if you have the ability to.
>>203079334Nigga who asked
>>203079408would love to gobble on her faeces
My mum who is a doctor in the NHS is now anti mass immigration and now says she will vote Torry The state of sir poo barmer
was sent a discount code by Hello Fresh and got 6 meals and 2 desserts for a tenner. not bad. going to cancel the subscription straight away.
>>203079408This woman is 59.HOWshe's still so hot
>>203079243Breaking Bad obviously. The original always mogs. Many such cases
>>203079196I'm from Glasgow and I hate going anywhere near the city centreIt looks like Heathrow I hate it, scottish people will not exist soon considering there isn't that many of us.
>>203079458>anti mass immigration and now says she will vote Torry
Mikey the pikey's pickled head
Weirdest experience on the L?
>>203079408oh i bet you expect me to wank to this nowyeah, just pull out my 5.5 inch penis and start stroking it to her lovely titsi bet youd fucking love that
>>203079459>Hello Fresh
A man with nothing to lose...*takes drag of cigarrette*...is a very dangerous man.
sauce
>>203079459the food is inedible though
>>203079519Scotland has fallen
corrrrhttps://www.reddit.com/user/Free-Custard-8714/comments/1cnbcix/doctor_my_black_puffed_up_pussy_is_sooo_wet/
>>203079243>giving money to Netflix
>>203079585Misleading photo>According to population data, 95.4 per cent of the Scottish population3 report their ethnicity as 'White'. Approximately 4.5 per cent of the population are from ethnic minorities
>>203079582dont be absurd
Quite fond of Kalindra
>>203079585Always forget how small their population is. Oh well they always like to show off how non-racist and welcoming they are so they're getting their wish
>>203079609um
sucking a velo
>>203079644gingers are cucks
>55 year old man
>>203079641Quite fond of not having foreigners in this general
>>203079665crazy he's more muscular and vascular than he was in the first movie 25 years ago
>>203079683>>203079665born yesterday? he is on gear
what do the scots and the welsh think of each other
>>203079655my American gf is ginger and based
When I was young I'd get these random bouts of depersonalization or something where I feel like I was watching a movie of my life, and not actually living in it. Like I was "one step back" from reality. Anyone else experienced something like that?
>>203079585took them over an hour to put that together
>>203079712no she isn't shut the fuck up
>>203079714no you're the only one in the world, past or present, who has experienced that
>>203079714were these moments of intense stress or trauma?
>>203079458your mum has fondled my testicles
>>203079712Thank you for supporting the American gf industry.
oh. my. god. shut the fuck uppppppp!!!!!!
>>203078378wtf OP
90 minutes in this joker 2 hasn't been bad Now I'm beginning to think the ending must be awful to warrant the bad press it's getting
saw a nice book on Russian for Beginners in Waterstones today. Didn't buy it though.
>>203079758NO!WILL NOT SHUT UP!!!!I WILL NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203079766
>>203079765has he gotten raped yet?
>>203079784>giffuck off
>>203079541
need Russian gf
>>203079766>waterstonesFull of woke nonsense. I get all my books from second hand shops now.
>>203079790how would you pronounce that
>>203079745No actually I don't think there was any specific trigger. They would randomly happen, like I'd be riding in the car to somewhere and things would feel very unreal.
>>203079667that ship has sailed mate
leftypol on a mad one
>>203079243I think if people wanted to watch it all fresh, I'd say go in order, they can't really go wrong with it.I've rewatched BB twice and had wildly different feelings from it all three times, whereas for BCS I tried re-watching it but it felt completely unwatchable after the Chuck arc on the rewatch. The first seasons of BCS where it wasn't trying to be Breaking Bad were the best IMO, but on the rewatch it's less satisfying.
>>203079803So sexy. Mommy fantasy
>>203079618Didn't say anything about Netflix, cansmong
>>203079714This is how I have felt constantly for the last nine years and I don't know how to go back to normal.
tv show idea: sex offenders and the city
>>203079863some fat lines of ket
>>203079714honestly I never really feel like I'm that concerned with my personal life always kind of felt like a ghost watching some loser live
>>203079816Name or sauce?
tv show idea: 'cado droppin da log
Why are books so expensive? It’s like £9.50 for a penguin classics novel. Why? It’s paper and ink, surrounded by card with ink on it. Shouldn’t cost more than £4 really, call it a fiver to make a profit.
>>203079845sad that im too autistic to get into stuff like thisdont do politics, dont have a football teamnothing to root for
Leftypol and Rorke:>Both sit at their computer / games console all day>Checking their phone every minute when they're away from their PC >Diet primarily of fast food and instant noodles >Drinks alcohol and energy drinks>Doesn't exercise >Poor hygiene >Fucked sleep schedule >Vapes and/or smokes>Doesn't go outside or interact with real people >Consumes porn >Constantly watching the news and political ragebait>Browses 4chanAnd both wonder while they feel like shit both physically and mentally all the time.Huh.
>>203079863I'm not joking by the way. It has seriously affected my life for the worse. It is so difficult to function like this. Even simple tasks feel almost impossible.
Dubs and I'll rim every lad ITT
>>203079923shagpie
>>203079893dubs and I post coinslot on the 'log and name it /brit/ lovely cans editio
>>203079911difference is only rorke can grow concrete
>>203079940
>>203079934lucky escape for us
>>203079904I don’t watch the normal news anymore, just the local news now. I don’t really understand how some granny being run over on the other side of the country or whatever’s going on in Lebanon affects me whatsoever. I don’t live in a town with a famous football team so I don’t have any team to passionately support.
>>203079949That lad gonna die by 40
...Shit, my shinies... Hold these.
>>203079934
ever been halfway through drinking a glass of water than you look down and there's a dead fly in it
>>203079966wow so based. this bloke doeant care about sports or current events everyone
>>203079911>>Both sit at their computer / games console all day>>Drinks alcohol and energy drinks>>Poor hygiene >>Vapes and/or smokes>>Doesn't go outside or interact with real people >>Consumes porn >>Browses 4chankooteam
>>203079539almost crashed into a taxi
>>203078378Why isn't the flag German?
>>203079981Better than a fetus. Drink up!
never took a drug in my lifealso a bottom if that counts
>>203080014>fetusFOY
>>203080024all the gays l've known have loved drugs (yes l've known a lot of gays and taken drugs with them)
>>203079983>did you see IsraelNah mate don’t care>mbutu scored a fuckin goal mateDon’t careSimple asNot relevant to me or my life
Sure, we break balls here tonight, but I go way back
>>203079971
>>203080066events in other countries does affect your country which in turn affects you
if you've ever handled money, the government has your DNA
>>203080093what are they gonna do with it?
>>203080093What's life like with schizophrenia?
>>203080066But then what do you talk about with deano down the pub?
>>203080083bollocksnever happened
Motumbo died. If that doesn't rend your soul, then maybe you've already been in the obits.
Hope Man United lose tomorrow. Not a football fan, just a hater
>>203080093>the government has your DNAHOW ARE YOU HANDLING YOUR MONEY?
>>203080083Nah pal, just not true. >>203080130I drink at home
I'll have a vowel please Carol
Did you know that Coldplay debuted their new album at a place called the Moon Saloon in Wisconsin, USA? Yanks stay winning
Always ejaculate on my money to ensure the government has my DNA
>>203080206Hope a paki kerbstomps him
>>203080208can i borrow a score haha...
gf keeps making me guess
>>203080222>giffuck off
>>203080236alri zoomoid
>>203080236
>>203080208You're going to get the bank teller pregnant she'll take your cum soaked currency then use the bathroom or something
>>203080206>haha we're gay we love cock take that hetero scum>most desired male mate is one who acts and looks as girly as possiblewhy are the gays like this
can i borrow a feeling?
>>203080214Just spike his drink like a gentleman, you gormless wanker.
>>203080258>most desired male matemaybe in your head gay boy
>>203080223Guess what. The colour of her underwear?
>>203080258>most desired male mate is one who acts and looks as girly as possiblelol it isnt most gays are rough and grim
>>203080287Fake image
>>203080206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5tVC9bLHM
>>203080272Sure. Try not to get any cum on it.
>>203080302just looked it up its real
Canadian bussy :3
>>203080302it real
>>203080258>haha your ideal partner is a boy who acts like a girl! Haha! Why don't you just get a girl? Haha! - seething femoidIf someone wants the imitation, what does that say about the real thing?
Rorke getting angry that some gays are effeminate
Don't like gays that much but it's fine
omg guys should I get poki or wingstop for teaaaaaaaaaaaa ?
>>203080356whole thread stops
Got no problem with gays, just think they should keep it to themselves.
>>203080320aroma of kofta, texture of ricotta cheese
>>203080386Feel the same about straights
Would you lads spin a wheel for a chance to win 10 million quid but there was a 15% chance that you'd have to get bummed by elton John instead?
Best mate for years was gay. Him and his fella were proper blokes too wouldnt have guessed
>>203079262i have actually, and my mummy loved me too x
>>203080093they've handled my ass-pennies
>>203080368What is pokiWingstop I've had
fully support gays expressing themseles but only if it's in majority muslim areas
>>203080393>>203080386There really isn't as much crossover as 4chan and pornhub would have you believe.
>>203080393Being straight is normal and what God intended, being a poofter isn’t.
>>203080368Wingstop
>>203080408have nothing against gays personally but I really can't imagine being best friends with a gay dude
feel disgusted when i'm out and i see a straight couple kissing and feeling eachother up nothing against it but just keep it to yourselves yeah
>>203080397I'd make that fucker fall in love. 100% chance at 10 million lira, 15% chance of a hands free orgasm.
>>203080397definitely
>>203080451it's always at night on the steps of some museum or something
Do gay people really use Grindr or is that just a meme
>lord forgive meeeeWhy is this fucking shit song everywhere on youtube
>>203080498Nope the whole app is just bots
>>203080425>GodNot real, grow up
>>203079940dubs and you do it
Insane how evil these people arehttps://x.com/Serena_Partrick/status/1842623436700450990
Gays fuck pooey holes and that’s disgusting. If you’ve done anal you’re gay even if it was with a woman.
>>203080512
>>203080512>GaysNot real, grow up
fucking hate aging everythig about aging hate the very concept of it
>>203080498Only those who want to sleep around with strangers There's straights who'll also have one night stands with randoms, but they don't need apps to find people to do that with since most people are straight
>>203080442lt was never really an issue or problem. He was a good lad didnt care about much gay stuff
>>203080414it's a mainland bastardization of poke from hawaiia bunch of fish with things and sauce on rice but I think I would get a base of mesclun instead
>>203080512Imagine being stuck in 2012
>>203080442your post implies otherwise lol.
>>203080336yes mate i bet that poster you replied to is a seething femoid, lmao
>>203080524Some polls
>>203080553guess it really depends on the person of course but so many gays make being gay their ENTIRE personality
>>203080579Nah he wasnt like that. Didnt go to Pride parades or wear rainbow stuff just liked a bit of cock
>>203080532Why is it neo-nazis are always the ugliest examples of their race?
stoya wank on the cards
>>203080579probably cos the ones that make it their whole personality are the only ones you notice
Had a friend on steam who was gay but was also a really devout Christian. He swore up and down that he was straight and that he’d marry a woman but when we watched the Barbie movie on call he paused it so he could take a screenshot of Ryan Gosling shirtless. Funny bloke though.
imagine if a woman was posting here on saturday night
might have a wank before i sleep
>>203080627Just never happened
>>203080629i am
>>203080532Sauce?
>>203080629yeah hehe :3 >w<
>>203080656Nah mate, it happened I was there
I remember when I used to go on Grindr and tell blokes I'd meet them, get them to drive over to some random place then just block themDid it for about 6-7 months to loads of blokesHilarious
should be acceptable to bash gays again
>>203080593One of the homies at work is a self-titled power bottom. Aside from occasionally cat calling guys from trusslines like some caricature of a construction worker (and taking cock like Lorena Bobbitt), he's just a dude.
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
tranny skateboarded past me today
>>203080699Leftypol having a meltdown when he sees this
darling, theres poo in my bottom!
>>203080593Who doesn't honestly
Rupert Murdoch's daughter hates her father.She married a Ghanaian man as an act of rebellion.Now she's trying to destroy the empire he built up.Never have daughters, lads.
every sophisticated, cultured, intelligent, feminine upper-class white british gal needs a rough n’ tough cronem for east london that grew on the streets as her man.that’s just fuckin it.
>>203080699Still repressing, poosmells?
>>203080690this is why I don't randomly meet
>>203080699... Jesus tittyfucking... that thing looks like the truss-climbing powerbottom.
>>203080754It's bantsYou should try it
Israel is a faustian, National-Socialist ethnostate fighting for western civilisation.
>>203080740>Now she's trying to destroy the empire he built up.based
>>203080743Need you to kill yourself thanks x
>>203080629Nevermind Saturday, we've had a woman posting here alone on Christmas day
>>203080764Who's this
>>203078620i hate arturia hardware. only good thing about keystep are cv outputs so you can use it with modular
>>203080706fit tranny eyefucked me in the manga section of waterstones plymouth today
>>203080772seems like a lot of effort for nothing
>>203080806Kys
>>203080778you do realise if the Murdoch media empire falls the entire mainstream media landscape will be left-wing
BARTY CROUCH
>>203080789More?
>waterstones plymouth
>>203080615She was absurdly good looking for a while there in the 00s and early 10s
>>203080206based and joshwiddicombepilled
>>203080777I was there For both the Ben Shapiro riots and the Spencer ones Always fun when weird shit goes down on campus
mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!
>>203080852Hmm? She's in a kitchen. not waterstones book store
>>203080860that's because she looks like a non-jewish, natural, brunette jia lissa (minus the weird stunted fingers)
>>203080890MY WIFE'S SON!!!!!!!!!HER BOOOOOOOOY!
>>203080837He literally ruined our media and made it tabloid slop. Besides The Sun isnt more right wing than the Daily Mail.
I don't wanna fuck with your headIt's breaking my heartTo keep breaking yours againThis situationship has to endBut I just can't refuseI don't wanna break up again
what boba should I get to go with my poke?I was thinking peach green tea with mango popping boba or litchi green tea with strawberry popping boba
>>203080764pounding this lass into a trembling puddle on the floor then looking back disgusted at my cum dripping out of his hole but then a couple of weeks later I'm back on my bullshit so I phone him up begging for another round but this time he wants me to participate more so I agree to give him a couple of strokes as I fill him up from behind but that just how it starts
Only read the private eye me
>>203080860Wonder how many poor Russian women look like this now
>>203080904That's a fella btw
>>203080908can of diet coke
>>203080922Most heterosexual Canadian
>>203080935WHAT THE FUCK? no way...
>>203080935yes, and? xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE
>>203080764Yh....
>>203080837Murdoch's businesses were already declining. He isn't even the most right-wing newspaper owner in this country.Just look at the failure he made of TalkTV, getting beaten by GB News.If News Corp falls to shit, several other right-wing media companies will replace it. If anything, that's better.
new>>203080954>>203080954>>203080954
>>203080940I agree.I can't even get hard anymore if there aren't at least six penises in me
just been sissified
NEW>>203080955>>203080955>>203080955
>>203080922
>>203080922um
every rough n’ tough cronem that grew up on the streets of east london NEEDS an upper-class, posh, feminine white british gal to go home to every night it’s yin and yang. it just fucking works x.
