Winnie-the-Pooh edition
filtered bibo don't know who he isprobably some zoomereither way gone is gone now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVli-tstM5E
little lads rushing to get their little thread out there first so we all hop on it.
>>203080996pointless
Just catching up on all of these but I can 100% picture Ruby’s mum dropping her off at work (because Ruby definitely doesn’t drive herself there) and going in at the same time as the school children - and you KNOW that she’s hoping someone will tell her she looks like a school girl or ask her why she’s not wearing uniform or something. She is such a loser.
>>203080996think it's swordmong but dunno there hasn't ever been a good american poster here ever
>>203081028for who exactly?
I don't enjoy wanking but it gives me something to do and makes me feel human for a little while
So basically a video where she is trying to normalize playing dress-up and pretend at age 24, instead of going out, getting a full time job, living a normal life, doing normal things, making real friends. I can see her in her 40's, still living at home, in her little room, spinning in her backyard in a white nightgown, desperately trying to convince the world that this is okay behavior. I wonder how her therapy is going, because right now I feel like she is going nowhere forward and rapidly declining far back into her childhood again.
>>203081017um
>>203081029killing her they refused to put granger on the site
>he still thinks the man who endorsed Blair and Starmer is a right-wing conservative
>>203081056same
It's true what they say it takes dedication and hardwork to be a namefag
>>203081042it's pointless to filter him. he's not a nuisance and just posts normal stuff. If other people are talking to him you'll be confused what the conversation is about
Ruby's tips for romanticising your life:Add purple prose to your to-do list. (You will not be able to fit this in your PONKERPOD TIFTEA planner, which was JANUINELY designed by Ruby to suit all of her needs, HONNASTLEEE.)Never be yourself. Always pretend you are AMMA WATSYON other people.Avoid arranging your wardrobe in any kind of practical layout and instead organise it like the storage cupboard in a fancy dress costume shop, which will help you pretend you are A TWALVE YARR OWLD GARRL other people. Remember to scrunch all your formal outfits in a wrinkled ball and cram them in a dusty basket.Avoid adulthood.Avoid work.Avoid therapy.This isn't romanticising your life. It's more of Ruby trying to avoid reality entirely and some of the ways she tries desperately to be anyone but herself.
>go to exeter uni>go to oxford>go back to exeter uni interesting life arc
i have anon everyone enabled so i havent seen a namefag/tripfag in years
>>203081073why would they, it's not her nameshe just never grew up and still obsessed with being a TWALVE year old emma watsonseriously messed up woman
>>203081091Retard
I can't fucking compete
>>203081074Trying to ingratiate governments with massive majorities is good business. If he didn't, his entire UK operation would have been dismantled already after the phone hacking scandal. Starmer was literally director of public prosecutions during that so the Murdochs were already well familiar with him.
I don't like British Pakistanis because they're Pakistani. I like them because they're in Britain.
>>203081091>You'll be confused what the conversation is about... in /brit/...
mouse bussy covered in cheese :3
>>203081017Why is he so upset that children can't be given puberty blockers for gender dysphoria any more?
Okay the film is getting a bit unhinged nowThe joker getup in court I understand but he's litearally doing a foghorn leghorn accent and now it's just reminding me of that chicken lawyer from futurama he sounds just like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQpaoLpKrMg
Ira beat the sas https://youtube.com/watch?v=VWvJ4exrKq4&pp=ygUbaXJpc2ggZGVmZW5jZSBmb3JjZXMgc25pcGVy
>>203081038yes me I'm good
>>203081116that's a female orang-utan
>>203081124>>203081142Why are you obsessed with him?
>>203081074>>203081118Also, Robert Maxwell's operations fell apart because he made too many enemies in politics. Murdoch makes friends with people from Salmond to Farage because he knows he could easily go the same way.
you are banned from the OSRS wiki and from 4chan
Why did Ruby go to Oxford?
>>2030811421 gp = 0 gp
I reckon Sunak wasn’t too bad actually.
Now he sounds like Grant MitchellWait he's back to sounding like Foghorn again
I'm blondeI'm skinnyI'm richand I'm a little bit of a BITCH
the cronem are gathering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEG7b851Ric
>>203081183Canadians like to think you're such badasses in comparison to Americans but your entire country only formed when you lost to Ireland and yank intervention lmao
>>203081233wait a second... that duvet...
the cronem are gathering (feat. irish birds)https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1842640191737204810
What a lovely match CM Punk won as was predetermined.
>>203081237she had that girl as her phone wallpaper I know that girls are close but I don't think that's normal
hey lads want a twitter link to a black man with a white woman?
>>203081201he was also a mossad agent
extreme mental illness hours
You should come a little closerWhile the summer's still sweetBefore the season's overCome and be my strawberry dream
getting increasingly hard as i get older to distinguish between a shit and a fart and i darent risk it anymore
>>203081290WHAT I MISSED ITAH FOR FUCKS SAKE IT STARTED WAY EARLIER THAN USUAL
>>203081290did he bleed?
>>203081237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ
oh no... what is girlie doing...
>>203081233im none of those things
Been doing some tremendous farts today.
carly's getting marriedwonder how many eggs she's got left
>>203081349who cares nigga
>>203081323Yeah I was surprised too. Sorry mate didn't mean to ruin it. >>203081326Shitloads of blood from both of them, more from Drew McIntyre.
What will YOU be going as?
Would you let yourself get cucked by a younger version of yourself if it meant you got to choose the person he fucks(it can be anyone real or fictional)? Also he's really mean about it during and you get the memories of fucking the person after it's done.
>>203081367are you planning on fertilising a couple
He really has all his iPhones lined up on his bed so he can post five times a minute about black cock and washed up B-list pop stars on Saturday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiEvY6d8Y4
absolutely insane how many american blacks had an irish grandfather or grandmothercan’t imagine how mad the situation must be in the motherland with all the blacks there now. must look like brazil at this point kek .
>>203081377slutty catberg
>>203081416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM
wish I could grow a beard
Runescape is Faustian
waiting for normies to fuck off before my incel walk
>>203080996filtered that cunt the day he appeared
>>203081418the irish wee generally lower class due to coming from an immigrant background in the 1850s so hung around blacks more it’s really not surprising in america today in ireland the average wage is higher than the uk
midnight on a friday night rubymong/carlybender still at it
>>203081457Have a walk around your toilet in a circle
>>203081349Meme magic is real
>>203081467Saturday isn't it
>>203081457Can't do incel walks on a Saturday night lad
>friday night
saw some foxes scrapping on the way home. think they were mates just playing
>>203081414he's a sad little creature
A walk on a Saturday night you say?
>alri>mate>lads>innit>scran>pint>wank>shag>peng>foy>ktim>asf>190>emmayank>leftypol>rorke>mong>poo>toil>-berg>as it were>mental how>corr>cunt>wog>tory>grim>cheadle>omds>chebs>jf>chippy>bender>bumming>brexit>nonce>spaz>tosser>was just saying this down the pub>brekkie>sesh>spoons>oi oi>gimp>mad
nursing a bourbon whilst suckling a vapeprobably head to bed soon after another successful day of doing fuck all productive
I'm an autistic freakish loser
>>203081418all african americans are by default mixed, including with english people
like brazil isnt it
>>203081414>washed up umnothe loveliest time is her best since emotion easily
>>203081544kahteem
>>203081461still must be lots of pots and lower class yeah?
>>203081544do us a favour and piss off then? or at least cease posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3YBX0OfNzA
>>203081565females are weird shes flexing but i cant really see any muscle that could all be fat for all i know
>>203081591Why does he want to stunt children's puberty?
DTFIC pees sitting down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2jOVzrF_fsWhat are your thoughts on No Thinking Over The Weekend?For me it’s top 5 in her entire discography. It’s the way the production creates this escapist, dream-like, floating feeling that perfectly evokes the care-free, relaxed vibe the song is about. Like a chill psychedelic journey. It feels comfortable but a little trippy. Absolutely one of her most creative songs and so unique in the pop music soundscape.
>>203081627Lol I do
>>203081565armpit hair erotic
>>203081648Music for teenage girls. Incredibly sus when any adult male listens to this stuff.
"pee" and "poop"? fucking embarrassing to be using these words above the age of 10sick to my back teeth of these ill mannered yank FUCKS
>>203081678you listen to metal
>>203081678See a load of guys obsessing over Taylor Swift these days Very cringe
>>203081648i think she should be called shartly gay japseye
>>203081678carly has loads of straight male fans
>>203081473>>203081349https://x.com/i/status/1841534310119051510lmao
>>203081648All her songs are about being a braindead whore
>>203081715not sure about this saw her live and i was the only straight man there
>>203081720>>203081349you lot gossip like old women
>>203081545there’s recent ancestry and generic old ancestry tho
>>203081720girlie what the duck
>>203081730I could've sworn you said that you were gay
Toyota land cruisers are so cool
every rough n’ tough cronem that grew up on the streets of east london NEEDS an upper-class, posh, feminine white british gal to go home to every nightit’s yin and yang. it just fucking works x.
>>203081773 not on that day I wasn't
Disabled? Yeah, get 'em raped.
god you lot are fucking FREAKS
gfberg making me look at photos of mutilated corpses
off to bed, goodnight x
cromwell was right
>>203081795Does Carly remind you of mumberg #2
>>203080954>*my tummy is upset from eating too much hunny*oh bother...
>>203081753i don't trust modern genetic studies at all because of political bias and pressure and their Irish grandparents could really just be irish/english/german/polish mixed with an Irish last name
Putting things down my wee wee hole
steaming
stalk of celery: down the gullet
>>203081825seems mildly based, unless it's one of those true crime doccies that are horribly boring
If you're reading this, I am already dead. You are now part of the resistance.
cromwell lost
>>203081861mum and stepmum were discussing wages today and i didnt have the heart to tell them i make far more than either of them made me feel bad thomoving out soon!
just squeezed out a good long solid turd and it had that classic poo aroma, sweet and pooeymost of the times my poos are sloppy and have a sour rotten smell and leave an oily sheen on top of the water
>>203081835night x
>>203081811in belgium they have sexual assistants for the disabled as part of their medical care
Some gay politician nobody gives a fuck about was actually right about everything.
>>203081949Take the fucking piss
bit of a pooey one, this threadtoo many yankoids x
>>203081865i trust people to know more about their family than some random incel online splitting straws about why they’re all wrong, simple as
How exactly do we know carbon-14 has a half-life of approximately 5700 years if nobody has been alive to observe it for that long?
>>203081938Delete this picture of me.
>>203081974kill yourself
>>203081949what do you mean sexual assistants
>>203081974ask your gcse physics teacher
any of you people ever met/known anyone famous?
>>203082006I met Jake Gyllenhaal.
>>203081908https://youtu.be/e9rismALQgw?si=Va04ykl4v0Y3Uzgo&t=282
>>203081949imagine telling people your job>yeah i work for the government... in special needs care...>what specifically? uh... i'm a retard wanker
>>203081974because it's fucking obvious
>>203082019he'd get it
>>203082026Can't imagine it being too absurd for you
>>203082021only have approx £77k but still live with them rent free
don't regret being a feetmong because I reckon overall it makes me more sexual than a regular ladI get stiff from all the regular shit and most of the shags I've had have been normal and thoroughly enjoyable, but then there's an extra things will get me rock hard as well which isn't available to regular shaggers
>>203082040gay freak
shagged three different women today
>>203082058what i dont get is how the egg turned the other egg into a baby. isnt that how down syndrome happens
>>203082073My bird's into stuff like being beaten up like properly. Reckon being into feet is fine when you've got freaks like that living amongst us.
>>203081966i'm not jokinghttps://www.epseas.eu/en/page/181
>>203082006met david mitchell and victoria coren-mitchell at a train station in cornwall
>>203082006I met George Lucas.
>>203082006l invented disco
>>203082107Mental that. What the fuck. So do they just wank off disabled people? Or I guess finger them if they're a lass?
>>203082006saw William Shatner at Burger King once
Do people in the UK still say sitting room? We learned that word in school.
>>203082006i saw a tiktok lolcow when i was on the bus today
>>203082102nowadays it doesn't seem regarded as that freakishlast gf was fine with it (although not massively keen)
>>203082155Feet are fine, there's been a bit of a psyop lately to make foot fetishes more accepted I reckon.
>>203082006have met:dylan moranross nobledave gilmourdavid suchetqueen camilla (when she was just the princess)fleajeremy beadlethe bushwhackers
Holy fuck The guards just raped Joker because he said they were fat They are fat
>>203082142what else would you call it? daft swedish mong
>>203082142yeah
>>203082133depends on the needs, i imagine every case is different
sucking smegma out of my foreskin with 4 and a half straws sellotaped together
>>203082142Was eons ago, but stuck with me for some reason.
>>203082209Do you reckon some of them have to shag them? Or is that off the table?
I recently started using Hinge the dating app. I'm getting so many sexy ladies as matches but fucking hell talking to these is torture. I don't think I lack social skills but I swear some of them don't know it requires 2 people to have a conversation.
>>203082192oh yeah and storm thorgerson forgot about that one
>>203082142Not commonly used.We usually say "living room" or "front room".
>>203082176could bereckon freaks are more accepted nowadays anyway
there's nothing normal about finding the part of the body which makes contact with the ground sexually attractive it is an objectively gross looking and smelling part of it, you are just so desensitized that you needed an extra fetish to keep your sexual drive going
>>203082226Hate to break it to you but a lot of women just use the app for attention and validation with no attention to actually hook up
>>203082196>>203082207Coolers. Quality education.
ah... hello all
>>203071751>>203071766>>203081017>>203081064>>203080996Gyaldempaedo/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
Drinking culture in this country is quite embarrassing There’s nothing wrong with pubs but it’s embarrassing how many grown adults just go out to get leathered and refuse to drink anything other than stale lager. Women especially are a disgrace with their drunk behaviour here, often worse than men. We also don’t eat with alcohol like most countries in Europe do
>>203082226not going to waste my time on those shitheapsgave it a try once but it was a million times worse than just chatting a bird up on a night out
why there gotta be wars all the time manwhy can't everybody just chill out
>>203082244bloke's feetgrim you
>>203082244UM
>>203082142only every heard my grandparents say it, when referring to the big living room which was only used when a lot of guests came over like at christmas, as opposed to what they called the 'breakfast room' which was a smaller living room they used every daythis was in a 1920s semi-detached house so not like a mansion or anything
Remember when I was really depressed after my suicide attempt(s) and I would cry at the prospect of having to get up in the morning.
>>203082226hinge did a whole report on it good luck dealing with them
>>203082308practice makes perfect
>>203082308So shit at everything you can't even kill yourself right
>>203082308Fat smelly incel in his childhood bedroom all day grasping for the attention he never got from his daddy
>>203082239Does it sound kinda posh? Or just old-fashioned?
>>203082308
cry emojiskull emoji
>>203082006Met - Sol Campbell Joe cole footballer - multiple times David Fofana (Chelsea player)Used to know Sadiq Khan irl before he was mayor Ralph fiennes Hero fiennes Bill Nye Akala rapper Probably some more I can't remember right now I know 2 semi famous musicians irl Seen Princess Kate casually driving around central London. Took a selfie with Richard Branson when I was 19 don't know where it's gone sadly
>>203081056shes a great actress desu
>>203082225i don't knowonly heard of it because it was considered here but the line with prostitution was too thin so they dropped it for now
>>203082356dont listen to him theyre all bog standard
I'm a massive fucking retard for leaving my previous job. I knew how hard getting another one would be but I really bitched out because I didn't like itI deserve nothing
>>203082354Done that mf
*steps towards you*
>>203082356you going to listen to a suicidal paki billy no mates mong, lad? state of you
>>203082366>Used to know Sadiq Khan irl before he was mayordid you both go to the same mosque?
>>203082356Sitting room is quite posh. The most common term in the UK is "living room"."Front room" is a bit dated but still used by some.All 3 would be understood.
>>203082383it happens mate, live and learnonto the next one
>>203082192ever shag em up the arse?
i remember the /brit/ glory days
>>203082272ahh
>>203082356ignore the trip tranny all the terms are basically interchangable and no one cares
>my suicide attempt(s)
>>203082006Met Chris Eubank on the tube Met AJ
>>203082379>>203082392>>203082422Fuck off you stupid retarded bastard.
>>203082356listen to the fem anonshe is right
not interested in any celebrity me
I will only use "sitting room" from now on.
>>203082444fuck off tilde
>>203082399>onto the next onefeels like it will never come at this rate. cheers though la
only council house povvos say front room
>>203082324Interesting. This woman really hot 32 year old liked my pic. We started talking then she just didn't talk for a couple of days. I asked why she gone quiet and she blocked me. It's not just Gen Z like even older people are behaving the same way on these apps >>203082288True but I don't meet any women irl anymore so it's one of my only options >>203082257Sure but some people will be there looking for a bf I reckon dating apps are most common after workplace romance these days
Do British houses really have a diary room?
come join me in the shitting room dear(who the fuck says "sitting room")
>>203082450what about THIS celebrity?*spins around**drops trousers**sprays you with liquid shit*
>>203082414how's your weekend going so far mate
>>203082463mad how people actually believe in this shit
WHAT A LIFE WHAT A NIGHTWHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL RIDE
>>203082480just not interested
rather be a povvo than a tarq
>>203082463inaccuratecover them in feathers
>>203082479Tarqs. Living room is the standard term and front room is of a slightly lower register and a bit antiquated.
>>203082475where else are you supposed to make notes in your journal
Bit mad that Tilde's still posting on 4chan in 2024Retarded tranny cunt
>>203082393Unronically pretty much Hes lived in the same area as my family's house for many years I thought he was going to be a great mayor because he was the mastermind of Ed Milibands party and a popular local MP but I think he's been quite poor
https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
feel like SHIT
>>203082499*runs an eye critically up and down your shit spattered visage*reckon you should, lad
>>203082533Tilde 100% looks worse than this you're actually complimenting him posting this regular ugly woman
>>203082533Balding despite the oestrogenSAD!!
>>203082522>I thought he was going to be a great mayor because he was the mastermind of Ed Milibands partylmao you thick normie twat
>>203082549why is theoden making decisions about whether to let orcs into gondor?
>>203082536try having a few good farts normally works for me
It turns out after getting raped he doesn't feel like being Joker anymoreI'm not sure if that really counts as learning a lessonMost people would stop doing something if it led to them getting raped
How real is class in Britain? How much of an impact does it make on your day to day life.
>>203082522>the mastermind of Ed Milibands partylol
the colombian proto gf
who was the first band to start the whole lighter at a concert thing
When you're in the party b-b-bumpin' that beat666 with a princess streak
>>203082614Jimmy and the Fag Smokers
>>203082573makes you think dunnit
>>203082617turned it off after that
>>203082617seen her shagging a pumpkin
>>203082578This is what normgroids think incels deserve, to be gangraped in prison
>>203082624reckon we'll get another of that soon?
>>203082624link
redditflags down again
>>203082591Doesn't bother me.Runtish chavs seem to have a bee in their bonnet about anybody who isn't a dirt poor thicko, but otherwise we all get on quite well.
>>203082578whom?
>>203082617what am i missing shes just not fit at all is she shes ugly and looks stupid like a fat special needs child
>>203082670"she"
>>203082670>she
>>203082670dont think her haircut is doing her any favours but shes cute and she has a nice willy
>>203082658There was a UK poster that talked about povvos once and how they’d never be let into the rich lads political club no matter what they do, but then you have immigrants like Sunak who take head office. So what is it?
>>203082670probably the willy m8
>distinct transitioning odour
>>203082670>what am i missing the penis and the balls lad
>>203082653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SomplyqowlA
>>203082654Spaino said you were abusive to me? Is this correct?
>>203082695lol Sunak and his wife are worth 100s of millions they can get into whatever club they want
>>203082695Sunak was WEF picked and he was never accepted by the real TarqsHe isn't part of any of the true Tarq societies
>>203082695Sunak is one of the richest people in the country you mong
>>203082695Sunak is the son of Anglo-Indian millionaires who were involved in the colonial administration of Kenya Tarqs see money not race. They would much have a man from a rich Indian business family as one of their own than an ambitious, self made intelligent white British man that was of working class heritage
>>203082724cant get into white onlys clubs can they
my arse reeks of shit
>>203078381>>203078381>>203078381
>>203082748none that matter exist anymore
>>203082755might be a little early
>>203082755outrageously early
>>203082479Need class to sit down with me in my sitting room.
EW give us a cheeky Vocaroo for the wekeend x
The anime I've been watching is Assassination Classroom and it's pretty good. Usually not a fan of episodic stuff but the characters and humour are great as well as the unique setting and premise that serve as an underlying story that keeps you invested and wanting more.
ok NOW l can safely go on an incel walk
>>203082681yeah shes simply an unattractive specimen>>203082692all willies are basically the same and her face shape is awful and her body has no sex appeal>>203082698>>203082701i dont think its that
Send the buggers back, oh send the buggers back. These aren't the ones I wanted, son, I'm sending them straight back, I only wanted white ones. They've sent us bloody black, I'm going to put the lid back on and send the buggers back.
>>203082784kill yourself
The songs haven't been bad. None of the music aspects really. I don't think this is a bad movie. I thought it'd be truly terrible the way people went on. The last film I saw get this hate was The Last Jedi and I didn't like that at all. But Joker 2 hasn't been nearly as bad as everyone's said it'd be.wtf the court just blew up
>>203082784wish you'd get assassinated you vile slug
>>203082784kys
>>203082799kill yourself
Igneous rocks are formed through the cooling and crystallisation of magma. Intrusive igneous rocks are formed below the earth's surface whereas extrusive rocks are formed above the earth's surface. The rate of cooling can affect the size of an igneous rock's crystals. Rocks that cool more slowly have larger crystals.
>>203082803the fuck outta here take your shitty attitude somewhere else
>>203082834no
>>203082847say that in vocaroo x
>>203082784remember you saying you were going to watch this a few months back x
>>203082803>>203082814>>203082820>>203082834Posting death threats on /Brit/ on a Saturday night. You are pathetic.
>>203082847Kill yourself
>>203080955>>203080955>>203080955
>>203082885that's not what a death threat is you moron
>>203082885its sunday
