Keely Hodgkinson edition
is 3pm too late for a coffee?
janny quick draw
me and the gf haven’t had normal pene in vag sex in ages now that we’ve discovered 69ing
>>203099834at Ieast 3 of these niggas be trannies in 3 years
kek this is me
>drink>vape>wank>repeatam endless groundhog day until my liver/lungs/libido pack it in at some point
might get the garnacho trim
>>203099912more like cause you're scared of getting banned lol
>>203099931is it really that much more enjoyable to suck on a vagina compared to putting your dick into it
>>203099931same except she pegs me
>>203099931What position do you do in? Wouldn’t mind doing this with my Mrs
>>203099912How long has this meltdown been ongoing now?
cronem
So far Israel has killed over 500 innocent civilians in Lebanon air strikes, in order to kill about 2 or 3 top Hezbollah officials.
Hate smartphones Hate social mediaHate touchscreensHate eBooksLove forumsLove the Internet up to 2007Love actual booksLove OSRSSimple as
sainsburys order on the way
any succefull man in
>>203099931variety is the spice of life ladtoo many good shags out there for me to be able to enjoy sticking to one
>>203100005Cry more O'Malley
>>203100013>Love actual bookspost your top recomendations
>>203099862I'm thinking green jacket and blue jacket. Who else you got? Lad in the front wouldn't troon out as he's happy living as a gay man.https://i.4cdn.org/int/1728222018929227.jpg
>>203100027you didn't ask what I wanted, cunt
>>203100005It pays to be thorough
Irishman meets the mother of his kids (colourised)
thinking about setting myself on fire
>>203099958the feeling of the blowjob seems much more intense for some reason, think it’s because she’s enjoying it more at the same time so is doing more. and she also prefers it over standard style shagging too. i don’t think i really make her orgasm with just my willard but this works every time>>203099983she’s on top but i think i might ask to go on top next time desu
>>203099931My Mrs loves sucking my cock but she’s always been shy about me going down on her. No idea why since she always enjoys it and her fanny is lovely
>>203100048Lass second from right was probably already a they/them
>>203099931>>203100088pretty sure you can get cancer by sucking vagina
>>203100052they didn't have any pneumatic dildos sorry
>>203100042Count of Monte Cristo
>>203099931Does she have a tasty pussy?
going to make blackberry ice cream soon
>>203100104if they have hpv, yes
>>203100116thanks mate I'll watch a youtube summary of this now
Need to get my girlfriend to sit on my face and maybe suck my cock maybe not
>>203100048manlet with his legs crossed in the frontthe gimp with the green zip second from rightagree with those two you picked out, the blue coat one looks like a sex offender already
Anyone got that webm?You know the one.
women don't enjoy having sex
>>203100088Because her fanny stinks of tuna and she knows it
>>203100077alri aaron bushnell
Need a Worsley gf
>>203100131corr imagine the council flats you could put up, they shall be housed
>>203100159
rorke exposed
Just watched A Quiet Place: Day One and I'm dis. There's no way that many blacks would survive the first day of an alien invasion where making any noise leads to death. Blacks would be running up and down the street hollering like they already do on a normal day.
>>203100170I expected him to look more insane
>>203099931South of the borderDown Mexico way
>>203100189Hi Dis I'm Dad
Middle East on the drink
Rorke's biracial son
>>203100176That's a lake mate
>>203099952can't stand this ratty gimpneeds the red dot over his face when yanited are on
>>203100173who's nan is that?
>>203100189I stopped watching it around 20 mins in because it was fucking shite.Really enjoyed A Quiet Place and the sequel but Day One was dogshit.
He's right.
>>203100199didn't realise monkeys could be refugees too
>>203100199190 mate cmon...
https://old.reddit.com/r/UnusualVideos/comments/17v8c6f/go_back_to_zimbabwe_you_stupid_little_pimp/this is what happens to all old people in the UK isnt it
Well said john
>>203099866rough as houses
20 minutes of my Sunday well spent. Reckon I've nailed it.
>>203100244his point is a good one but its a bit reductive of conservatism as a whole
>>203100104That's american propaganda. Only women cat get it.
>>203100286Bro is mentally ill :skull:
>>203100294>no seabrooks
>>203100272>McDonnell was born in Liverpool to a family with an Irish Catholic background
>>203100244ironic he says that when he has the political understanding of a child
going to my gran's for dinner soonhad a look at the TV guide listings in advance as I have to put something on otherwise gran chooses and it's always the most mind-rotting shit imaginable like back to back episodes of Michael McIntyre's: The Wheel or Tipping PointI've earmarked Day After Tomorrow on E4 starting at 15:50. If I can manage to get that on then it will be cushty. Also gives me a nice exit point to leave once the film ends.
Turd worlders be like "I can drink my tap water but at least I wash my ass with it"
>>203100294>Space Raiders at 0
>>203100294Not a child so I don't eat any of these
so called "super" sunday
>>203100244Yeah should vote for another ceasefire, I'm sure if we keep asking they'll stop eventually
rorke actually wants to gun down migrants how disgusting is that
>>203100342mate you know on demand video exists now right I reccomend you watch Get Smart with her put it on for my grandparents and dad and they loved it
>>203100323Probably why he has such consistently good opinions
>>203100342>Also gives me a nice exit point to leave once the film endsDon't forget to pray together before you leave
fucked it
>>203100317Bit poncey unless its the lea and perrins ones
there was doo doo feces thrown all over the walls
>>203100344do you not wash your arse with water bro?
Any frostbite spiders?
>>203100301Nah it's true
>>203100323Why are Irish people like this? That's not a wife, that's a monster
hello mates
>>203100356Gays don't eat space raiders. This is a known fact
think i might get some dubs
>>203100400At least once a day yeah but I don't have a bidet
>>203100203Where the Tuna Fish play.
>>203100372hold on a second let's hear what he's got to sayI reckon he might be on to something with this one
This day has a comfy Christmas feel to it for some reason
>>203100416You are a racist adult virgin
>>203100421dont remember asking
>>203100373my gran doesn't have internet lad she's about 85 years old>>203100377I don't pray but my gran tells me she does pray for me sometimes (because my life is such a mess probably)
>>203100432you remember when moot censored the last 3 numbers on /b/ so people couldn't roll anymore?god that guy fucking hated this site so much
got my thick socks on
rebranding a full english to an all day breakfast has been the best thing that ever happened to dossers like me that wake up at 2:30pm
>>203100462Website has been in precipitous decline since he left
>>203100482hate wearing socks me
>>203100500gonna be honest I don't think either hiro or moot were good admins
Amazon just released yet another mmo that will have a playerbase of about 5 people
>>203100416Irish people have a genetic fault that causes them to have too much iron in their body. This damages their brain in the long run, which leads to weird life decisions like marrying ugly wogs.It has a name, it's called 'the celtic curse' or 'the irish curse'
got the bouldering later and if i'm honest i just cannot be arsed
>>203100496EP
socks to be made mandatory for blokes and for women with ugly feetsocks to be made illegal for women with nice feet
>>203100492phworrrr get that down you lad
>>203100525Do you find it a bit that you just spend your life replying to yourself?
>>203100547that's honestly pathetic, rather go hungry than be insulted like that
>>203100244People like Cory, smug, shiteating libs who are utterly oblivious about what happens outside of their post-codes, are the reason why liberals have such an abysmal reputation for being out-of-touch whiny snowflakes
Like my grandma always told me:>The thicker the socks, the thicker the cocksNever see anyone wearing those thin patterned socks with a big willy, or someone wearing thick work boot socks with a small one. Don't know the science behind it but it is true.
>>203100539possibly an unpopular opinion for the foot lover community but i like big feet on a woman as long as the soles are nicely shaped
I've been laughing at this for two days straight
>>203100547black men have flaccid cocks bigger than that. pathetic attempt at an english breakfast
>>203100578Irish diaspora are leading the charge lmao
>>203100590you're on your own with that one I'm afraidcan't stand big mannish feet on a lass
Christmas soon
Another all day meltdown for Adam it seems
need this jet2 advert banned asap
>>203100596>when you visit the north of england
>>203100547Absolutely insipid. Then again i have no appetite at the moment so that might do me
>>203100590
>>203100651DARLING HOLD MY HAND*annoying piano pop music plays*NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY
>>203100651got the football on aye?
Singer Dannii Minogue, TV presenter Eamonn Holmes, presenter Georgie Thompson (Front), former "Big Brother" contestant Jon Tickle (Back) and England cricketer Vikram Solanki attend the launch of the new Sky TV service available on Vodafone live! handsets (2005)
Why does the janny allow this freak to spam constant anti-Irish racism 24/7?If he was doing the same against blacks or jews he'd be permabanned by now
>>203100674yeah, fucking shite, need it banned asap
>>203100665>no appetite at the momenttbf that's understandable after seeing that plate of shite
>>203100687He's the janitor
cock tingles between 3 and 4 in the afternoon during the weekdays
>>203100635this is what i mean btw
>>203100672I'M READY FOR THISTHERE'S NO DENYINGGG
>>203100685>vikram solankiearly t20 blast 'eritage
>>203100668i prefer the shape to be more like this
Feeling fashy, Faustian, furiously feisty
>chelski
De ligt your mum
literally not possible for me to make money, I will never earn a single dollar in my life, I'm far too retarded and low functioning, can barely survive without family support
>now a footfag spammer enters the fraywhy can't you freaks just be normal?
might start watching real housewives
Not sure why 4chan x uninstalled itselfOn my birthday nonetheless.Arseholes.
Feet are disgusting. Unless they are in tights or socks or thigh highs or something. And also touching my cock and balls.
>>203100799It was a sign to start your life freshYou ignored it though
got the bi porn on
>>203100785>SPAMMER IT'S A SPAMMER HE POSTED SOMETHING 3 TIMES IN ONE THREAD SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM JANNY PLEASE JANNY CLEAN UP THE SPAM HE'S SPAMMING OH GOD GOD HE'S SPAMMMING JANNNNY PLEASE STOP HIM HE 1% OF THE THREAD ARE IMAGES THAT I PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM HE'S SPAMING WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAH
>>203100785You realise it's so the same person right? And that he's a janny?
>>203100785>hates the feet of attractive womenyou're the freak pal>>203100819see above
>>203100785like feet as well but also find this behaviour strangealso those are ugly man feet which makes it worse because I'm not an impartial observer like the rest of you
>>203100836kek
Pastasotto bake for teaWith sauteed spinach and maybe some chips if I can be bothered
>>203100825Bit late for that
dreaming of life in japan being a fisherman in a small village on the coast
>>203100836SCREAMING
>>203100864Top blogpost this
>>203100844Attractive women have ears too, doesn't mean ears are sexy
every young man in britain loses his virginity to this womansomething of a national ritual
Indian women crave BWC
terrified of womenterrified of work
>>203100901i wouldn't have a hissy fit if someone posted an attractive woman's earshave at it, i say
I like my feet like I like my takeaways, oily and Chinese.
>>203100951chinglings have awful stubby toes
Being bipolar is shit it's such a woman's disorder
what turns someone into a footfag?
>>203100840i'm not a janny, you schizo mong>those are ugly man feetaren't
Greg and Alex have broken Americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STXZ_UxlCP4
>>203100985one or more experiences they were too young to understand when they were children, most likely
>>203100980gonna be honest I believe you can just decide not to be an unstable retard at any point. make the choice to be normal
Don't care too much about the Chagos Islands, but I don't really understand why we're giving them up.Mauritius wants them, but I don't get why we're obliged to give them up since they're like 1000 miles away and have basically no valid claim. The Chagos islands don't have any natives except for like 3000 immigrants who got booted off in the 1950s. It's a military base which is really important to the UK and US and we've just given them up to an ally of China.It's quite a baffling decision and just seems to be some sort of virtue signalling tripe.
>>203101007Take your own advice
>>203101007Sort of yeah. Need to put a bit of effort in
>>203100904real men book bambi blacks and go straight for the fart box
this mentally unstable fucker was our first minister for over a yearhttps://x.com/basil_tgmd/status/1842811185382433054
>>203101030Sir Xier Pingmer strikes again
new personality here guys! expect to see me a LOT : - D
>>203100986Post one more and I'll start posting men's arses
>>203100980being bipolar is rated with higher intelligence to be fair
>>203100986>big>wrinkly>callousedThose are literally ugly man feet. My feet look exactly like this. Sort yourself out lad.
>>203101031how am I mentally unstable?I'm probably the most stable poster on /brit/. never lost my temper before
>>203101053>poopFOY
>>203101053I sincerely hope you keep this up
>>203101048swinney is a vast improvement on him and krankie desu
let me be your oomaoomaoomaooma
>>203101069Make the choice to be normal ie anonymous and not an attention-seeking off-topic shitposting faggot retard like you have been for a while now
>>203101055
>>203100986this niggas wanking to man feet
going to be posting some street view from random locations in japan
>>203101030I read on the 'ddit that under the previous arrangement the US could not legally fly combat missions from the base on Chagos without UK parliamentary approval. But with this new lease they, the US, can do that without a green light from the UK parliament.Seems like that was the real issue and the US threw their weight around. Any and all shite about "the Chagossian people" is pure window dressing for mongs and irrelevant to the decision taken.
just black hole slammed yer nan
>>203101048blocked Forbes from power for being religious and then put a Hamas supporting wog in control who pretty much single-handedly butchered the entire movement
Really don't care about the ethical issue of halal meat although that is an argument to be madeJust don't want to be paying into a foreign economy
>>203099866god i love white women so much bros
>>203101130That ugly bitch Sturgeon fucked it hard before they put him in too whole thing is rotten to the core
>>203101141support the pork industry
>>203101190pork is the grimmest meat
>>203101064you don't know what you're talking about pal>>203101108bogan
>>203101105the reason I am using a name is because I am moving to NYC soon. it's constructive because it allows people to know who I am when I post, tell me fun things to do in nyc or whatnot. I intend to post little daily updates of nyc life when I get there which is something I expect people to enjoy if it annoys you so much just block me or something. in general I don't understand why posters are annoyed by namefriend users and think we should have more on 4chan a lot of posters seem to think anonymity is the main point of 4chan but... not really? Just because you can be anonymous does not mean its a requirement. I hope you understand my reasoning and apologies if it annoys you so greatly
>>203101126thanks for reminding me of abyssshit wrestler
ma meeshka mow skwoz
>>203101030It was the USA making us give them up.Remember that the USA is Britain's greatest enemy. Not Russia or China.
>>203101223one of the best actually
>>203101246>Remember that the USA is Britain's greatest enemy.BASED BASED BASEDit's time people woke up to this
>>203101226bet you get a little hard when your dad takes his socks off
will the UK become part of the USA at some point?
>>203101125>>203101246crazy how the USA has relationships like this with basically every other country and its just accepted
*updates filter*much better
>>203101284already is
>>203101289this. its literally this easy honestly. instead of whining at me just block and move on, don't bitch at me like a child
>>203101247if your a gay retard maybe
>>203101230Yeah? And where is NYC in the UK exactly?You have zero self awareness and your posts are virtually all off-topic boring dogshit no one cares about that you pump out as fast as you are allowed to. Crazy how it just so happens that every name and tripfaggot is like you, too, coincidentally.
had that yank filtered the day he got here
don't know how you lads have managed to filter me
Any wrinkly face man in?
>>203101281*gobs in your mouth*
>>203101335ah here comes the schizo rambling
don't know if i'm schizo but i swear i scare peoplethe way people look at me sometimes makes me feel horrible
>>203101329*you'rethe retard is you. you cant even spell, nigga LMAO
>>203101361ktim
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes, And prudent in their own sight!
Why bother busking if you’re just gonna be shit
need a peng canadian, australian or new zealand gf
>>203101399not sure how this is relevant to british culture honestly
>>203101399err i think that lad has his willy out
Love you Jesus. You a real one.
Got my leccy blanket onJust one the lowest setting (1) though cos I'm not really very cold
>>203101367Reread your posts and reflect on how ridiculously out of touch you are.
Ever notice how everybody into D&D is a massive fag? How did that game's playerbase go from nerds in the 80's to genderless purple-heads in modern times?
The fact is lads, we need a Russo-German-British alliance against the USA, France, Poland, Japan, Israel and Turkey.
https://youtu.be/6TcsIjxaJSo?si=nIJMT3E1bZOnGyq6
Shagged by a rare parrothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
>>203101233bollocks, i can think of a lot worse
>>203101381alright porkboy
Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.
>>203101466i accept your concession
>>203101444listen just go ahead and filter I don't really care what you think mate just move on
>>203101480KYS
another lad with his todger out, what is happening?
>>203101223you're a tasteless idiot
5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus
>>203101465might watch some old TNA classicswas legitimately fun back in the day
Feeling mildly to moderately depressed today
GET IN HERE>>203101360
5th most powerful navy in the world by the wayonly has defend a 20 mile wide stretch of waterwe have absolutely no obligation to these people what so ever and their illegal entry to this country should be warrant to deport them all immediately
i got this man posting willardsscreaming
he's only gone and hit the crossbar
Limmy still retweeting LynnSimply don't understand any facetime of their relationship
>>203101587What even happens to these people when they get here?
>>203101399>>203101461what the heck. sex penis??
>>203101273Most people blindly look at the USA as "r greatest ally".The reality is Britain is occupied as a vassal state.
>>203101587Do you know how little boat crossings contribute towards immigration into the UK
>>203101587honestly feels to me like many western countries are going through something of an identity crisis right now
>>203101629they get housed, they get fed, they get wanked
>>203101596she looks like a bigmouth characterugly fenian bitch
>>203101629fed housed and wanked
whyte girls just don't do it for me anymore
>>203101635I'm aware, it's a drop in the bucket - but the mere fact that they're not even arsed to go the legal way is just down-right insulting
>>203101634very truewe must get people to awaken to this vile situation more than ever
>>203101629they become drug dealers and slave workers to fuel leftypol's neoliberal economy
>>203101587Sad how there's nothing you guys can do
>>203101635Leftypol rattled
>>203101629>>203101640probably the same thing that happens to illegal immigrants in the USA they are given papers with some "hearing date" that's 8 months into the future and then are released
>>203101669The issue is the lack of legal ways
thinking about watching fargo probably won't but still considering it
>>203101587>all blokesit's such a fucking pity that we're such an utterly toothless nation. it's humiliating, we're an international mockery, and our politicans just couldn't give a fuck.
>>203100918Irish diaspora poster>>203101185Least Irish diaspora poster
>>203101596isnt that the jacqueline wig from his own programmesort of relevant to him
>>203101694I agree with this it's too fucking hard to legally immigrate to most countries the system is fucked basically any education western person should easily be able to immigrate to any other western country. should be trivial really
>>203101701he ballin
>>203101563that's what i've been doing, downloading the impact episodes and watching the ppvs on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kzB_13wC68
A pole dancer taking part in a controversial new art exhibition has told how embarrassed visitors have been apologising when squeezing past performers' naked bodies.Rowena Gander is among around 40 performers made up of dancers, artists and actors who will be stripping off as part of Marina Abramovic's exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts.One performance sees a naked man and woman standing opposite each other blocking the way to visitors who have to navigate their way past them.Liverpool-based Rowena described her job as 'a one hour performance of mutual gazing with a partner as people pass through our naked bodies, as though it were a doorway to the art'.She said: 'Already, I have lots of interesting observations of audience interaction with the work.The main one last night, at the launch, was people apologising'.Responding to her post on Instagram one follower wrote: 'So British… Haha.'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12541765/Exsqueeze-Pole-dancer-taking-nude-Royal-Academy-Art-exhibition-says-embarrassed-visitors-resorted-APOLOGISING-squeezing-past-naked-performers.html
>>203101701god I wish there were birds large enough to carry humans on their backs
Mad how good I am at geogeussr. Reckon I've got the major autism
The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. 4 People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.
>>203101776basedfor me? aj styles vs samoa joe vs christopher daniels at unbreakable 2005
incredibly surprising to me that there isn't a chinese language general on /int/
got my willy in my pants
>HE'S OUT OF TOUCH!! god I'm laffin this is such a retarded fucking post
>>203101811Mind breaking truthnuke
>>203099866ageing like milk
LIVERPOOL FC'S ACADEMY CRAVES MORE MIXED IRISH-JAMAICAN BODIES
off to Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery with the gf for dinner later
>>203101895she wasn't much of a looker in the first place either
>>203101701Big boy
my head looks like a balloon
>>203101808Why do photographs taken in the US look different to photographs taken in the UK? Something about the light looks different
>>203101808>>203101954where is this
>>203101954flat earth
>>203101954Everything is different Different latitudesDifferent architectureDifferent carsDifferent grassDifferent treesDifferent rocksDifferent roads
>>203102002Oklahoma
>>203102040way off not even close
It was very common when I was in school for other kids to utter the phrase “my stepdad..”Is it still common? Feels like men have become much less willing to be one in the last 10 years.
>>203102069>>203102069>>203102069
>>203101976
>>203102002Looks like hell to me
>>203101989no clue how to read an owl expression
>>203102040>>203102091its just south of ulaanbataar
>>203102211what state is that? sounds mexican
