DJ Khaled edition
>Deanos unironically believe that Madri lager comes from SpainIt's just repackaged Carling Black Label, it's about as Spanish as Roy Chubby Brown ffs
I'm the straightest and hardest lad in /brit/
got the galaxie 500 on
evening lads x
>>203105234I heard that mcewans claims to be scottish but its actually from uttar pradesh
My favourite lager is corona
made this curry last night and it were right nicehttps://youtu.be/f79tzfqpumw?si=0tY1biE7ivvxgvVR&t=236
>>203105266>heems you>bums you
>>203105234Uno Madri por favour
If you saw me on my deck AND my switch in wetherspoons on an evening, would you ask me to move so you can use the table for its intended purpose (eat/drink/talk)
>>203105019alri lad?
>>203105234Madri is an MI5 psyop designed to prove Brits really will believe anythingFor those of you who don't know Madri is a brand of beer that's gone everywhere over the last year. It's marketed as a sophisticated Spanish lager, the sort of premium option you get if you pay the supplement on the all-inclusive in Mallorca or Gran Canaria. But this isn't true.It's brewed in the very not-Spanish Burton-on-Trent by the same brewery giant that also makes Carling, which is sort of a crack addict version of Stella. All they did was crank up the ABV by 0.5%, put a Peaky Blinders-style dickhead with a cloth cap on the logo and bosh, new lager!Case closed, surely? The big brewery just made a new product?Not so.As we all know, the British are amongst the most psyopped nations in the world. You can make these people believe anything in spite of the evidence before their very eyes.Getting Deano and Smithy (Assistant Executives to the Regional Manager at Sports Direct) from Wellingborough to believe that, yes, this actually is a sophisticated imported lager akin to what they drink on holiday and drinking it will make them look like Tommeh Shelby is not only a test of MI5's psyop abilities, it is incredibly funny for those involved.They aren't trying to do anything with Madri other than flex on the society they're tasked with manipulating, for their own amusement and to prove the British really will put up with anything.
>>203105333Shut up
>>203105315really hate this genre of person that tries to be le badass cheffucking cringe
>>203105350Is that what you would say to me then or now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-ksw3U4DxQ
>>203105400Shut up
>>203105347yeah but madri is Spanish from MADRId you numpty
i got healthermongs thread deleted again by posting it early lol. he must be seething
sucking a white wine spritzer
>>203105274NO I'M THE KING OF SPAIN
>>203105428bayassed
May as well rename Cbeebies to Babestation
how come body hair gets to a certain length and stops growing
>>203105421Yes I know that is what you saying but is that what you would say to me then or now
>>203105458genes
>>203105408where are the anime is gay crowd now?
I am back from Lowes and intend to post on /brit/ for the rest of the day
rorke's next genes
>>203105456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUS8DSe8-zYfunny that this wouldn't even be an interesting experience in the UK you can basically drive through the entire UK in two days lol
>>203105485wat did u buy?
>>203105525>two days
>>203105527flashlight, waterflorida getting hit with a massive storm this week apparently
Got the muscle hypnosis on
entire UK, basically every single city, could be explored by car in a week I think would be a fun trip of course but nothing like the grand American road trip
smoking weed out my pickle rick bong
what the hell happens up here
>>203105625why do you have to stop to build a mound so often?
>>203105625why are Americans like this?
why are 50% of the posts in here from some yank nigga named bibo fuck off
Indians are so consumeristNever met one that wasn't a complete GoyZOG serf
seems my superiority has caused some controversy yet again
>>203105659I'm in this picture. Think of it as the British version of Alaska minus the snow.
driving around for a week sounds like an absolutely shite way to spend a holiday
>>203105427It's not
FOY.Always.
>>203105739tell me more about life up there. is there any oil and gas industry presence or is it just ancient whaling villages in terminal decline? what brought you up there? is it fun? any other young people up there or not really
i haven't had a nice juicy pear in a while. might have to get some
Clean shaven.Always.
>>203105625England north of Cambridge isn't worth visiting
>Twin babies and their mother killed in Hurricane Helene as death toll rises to 215
England isn't worth visiting
>>203105839disrespectful
>>203105811they take ages to ripen
>>203105234>>Deanos unironically believe that Madri lager comes from SpainSays whom?
>>203105812 Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on. Dark Academia. Watch. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on. Time to lay off the weed, apps and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in me. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>203105810its full of slaves from the filipeens who get their passports taken and forced to toil on ships run by leatherfaced scotsmen
>>203105662someone needs to keep the mounds maintained mate
>>203105234There's a bit more light crystal/dark base malt in there, but yeah... it is pretty fugn close.It's all macro lager - it's all going to be similar, especially when made by the same people. Nothing will ever be as flagrant as Molson brewing Guinness Extra Stout - it just tasted like charred Canadian; they didn't change the hops or even the yeast.
Everywhere outside of the red circle is a complete and utter shithole.
>>203105872munter, lovely boobies althoughbeit
nothing quite like a good mound really
>>203105872She'd be ugly if she were brunetteMental how powerful blondness is for women (looks weak on men, sorry angelboys)
>>203105894A Brighton sodomite with a prolapsed pozzed arsehole posted this.
>>203105919she IS ugly she's just the only celebrity that embraces sexuality, it's refreshing, men aren't used to it
Farted so hard milk sprayed out of my nose. I don't remember drinking any milk.
>explored by carlol
>>203105877Based!
>>203105872Vacant Irish diaspora stare
imagine there were a gay country and they had a gay war and gay refugees came to england and started raping men
wanking a cock with my arse
>>203105966what do you suggest then, walking? taking the bus?
Why are they like this lads?
So what's this bibo cunt's gimmique then
>>203105938Men aren't used to women being unabashed whores? Are you sure about that?
>>203106003choose one for me lad what should my gimmick be
>>203105986Yeah try walking occasionally you fat cunt
>>203105810I was born in Glasgow, parents moved to Aberdeen for the gas and oil industry. I live in Tain now. Majority of my family stay in Kirkwall (Orkney) now. There's fuck all up here except religious cunts and Tories. I work in the tourist industry which is what everyone else does.
quaffing urine by the pintful
>>203105994got a message on ebay from a guy telling me I would never get the price I wanted on an item I had just sold
>>203106043Fucking based
i love gimmiques
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcuL2S2dgk
>>203106003Being a retard
fancy a likkle sci fi action
Hey /brit/, this is Diego!Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old wise now! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager. Can you deal with that?!I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.Homosexuality is natural and normal. Someone has to tell you this /brit/, and it might as well be me. I can handle the shitstorm that'll follow. I have all those muscles and stuff. So I can afford to declare wholehearted support for the revolutionary policies and cultural mores imposed, top down, by our elite ruling class. Sorry, you may not have heard this perspective before, so I'm gonna lay it out in simple terms: sodomy feels good and you should try it. Things that feel good are always good and there's no reason not to do things that feel good. Even if it gives you AIDS.Conformity is like death. It's rigor mortis for your soul and that's why I'm a nonconformist who fully supports every state supported culturual change that has taken place in the last 30 years. I plan on continuing to push the envelope and fight in the safe space the ruling elites have formed for me within their global power structure. They don't stand a chance, cuz guess what? I'm a 53 year old white man. And I'm single, and I'm not a father. I'm living the dream, and when I die I'll leave not a trace. Gone forever. Are you man enough to go extinct? Heh, didn't think so /brit/. Have fun fighting against your genocide, you fragile weaklings.
the ideal age difference in a relationship is between 2 and 6 years (with the woman being younger obviously)
>>203106078Whoever makes these ads should be shot
>>203106117get the star trek on de lad
>>203105474that one is pretty gay actuallylots of wistful scenes between the protagonist and his superior officer (male)although the protag's true love is his plane (female)
>>203106144ideal age is me being whatever age I am and the girl being 16
>>203106091That's not a gimmick for a yank
Phenomenally shite posts today lads. Should he ashamed of yourselves.
>>203106144I only date women half my age
>>203106183frightfully based
>>203106078bizarro world
>>203106135Remember when this bloke admitted to grooming kids online and trying to sell them now-banned puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones?I remember.
just woke up. Toil in the morning might be a tough one
>>203106054Take the pissWas he a paki as well? Cos this guy was
>>203106216how old are you lad?
Dipping inWhat do people say about economyI am not about that, its class, flyingsky high
>>2031061442-4 years for me
Voting for the Liberal Republican Democratic party (imperialist racialist fascism party) against the Worker's Popular Revolutionary Front (centre right neoliberal conservative party)
was at maccies yesterday and there was this black lad with his shirt off and he had such a perfectly chiseled body it mogged me to the moon and back and i'm a seasoned lifter, why are blacks so lean and muscular lads? and i say this as a fervent racist
forcing some calories down
>>203106279
>>203106242nah, boomer, just as bad. I don't sell many paki attractors, but I just ignore messages from them anyway
>>20310626020.
>>203105914You'll see fine ass women with flat chests who are deeply insecure and have intense breast envyI wonder if it's some innate thing or learned.
>>203106317wait no
>>203106276AI image
>>203106291jeans
>>203106291Fuck off retard. You should be shot.
I hate Sundays
>>203106360eh?>>203106364what's retarded about making an observation?
>>203106291Same reason bodybuilders spraypaint themselves brown before shows
Burying my head between her thighs on this lovely Sunday morning. Amen
Would love to fuck a woman that isn't my wife
sundayhating mong hates his sundays
need a break from the gym. Little 2-3 days off to let my body truly rest. No idea what i will do with myself. Play with my winky i suppose
>>203106386Used to hate Sundays when I was a wee kipper. Mumberg would do the ironing for the whole house that day in the living room and demanded the TV so she could watch her awful shows while she did it. Weekly shop was also done on a Monday so there was never anything good to eat or drink in the house either. Nothing to drink except water or milk and have left over bean casserole from the night before.
>>203106135in desperate need of facial feminization surgery
jonesing for some smack but i'm broke until my centrelink comes in on wednesday
>>203106423Always have a chuckle when I see a gymtard or runfreak saying they need to "get strength/fitness back" after a few days of a break
might crack open the bag of hula hoops
>>203106403looks hideous in both picture s
>>203105019We da fattestLose weight music
ello mateshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY11_4Aw36c
buy adrenochrome online
>>203106469why dont you do ice. seems more productive. we dont have it somehow
>>203106324I'm usually selling garish stuff I win (the chance to spend hundreds on) on Nike SNKRS or Adidas CONFIRMED and so I get pakis and wogs constantly sending me ridiculous lowballs on stuff with a documented market value on StockX and with 10s of other listings on eBay, it gets a bit annoying. This one is an iPhone 12 so I'm getting paki boomers, the worst customer of all
>>203106503How so
oh great now there's two worthless yanks posting in here
>>203106495yeah they act like your body purges itself of all gains if you don't lift every 24 hours
>>203106502yeah
can't afford to live
>>203106437Misread this as "Unisissy Manifesto", thought it was an allusion to Ted Kaczynski's brief time he was tempted to transition into a woman
>>203106502i made that post
>>203106555
>>203106502whats this shite
>>203106573can't live to afford, whoa damn
don't understand why 4chan doesn't have a "filter all posts by this flag" option
Tonight I shall call me old mate from uni on the telephone. We often have good chats about music and philosophy and metaphysics.
>>203106555filtering yanks is a basic prerequisite for using /brit/, you shouldn't even be seeing them
>>203106613urm.....
>>2031066134chan xalso easy with ublock origin
can of monster, some maoams, yeah
>>203106497Poor man's fritos
>>203106630:)
Hoping my pc can run Stalker 2 because it's the only game I'm looking forward to
>>203106652m a o a mmaoam
>>203106502Hitler could have stopped this
>>203106502must be a conservative, i heard they're quite childish
>>203106538if i get a job i might start taking amphetamines, not full tilt ice though, that shit will ruin your life
>>203106613?
>>203106644I'm a phoneposter.
An otter raping a vole whilst a robin has a wank
whats this about someone filtering me?
never filtered anyone, never reported anyone, never filled out captcha>Verification not required.
Woke Brighton losing to Spurs
>>203106699animal kingdom is fucked up
wonder how different my life would have turned out if I had an autistic hyper-fixation on chemistry or some shit. Not worth pondering on though is it? I made my bed
>>203106664Just buy an Xbox Series S, they're cheap, they run smoothly at 1440p and companies are still porting new games to it
>onymous 10/06/24(Sun)17:34:08 No.203106613â–¶>>203106643 >>203106644 don't understand why 4chan doesn't have a "filter all posts by this flag" option>>203106613>>203106613>>203106613>>203106613>Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)17:34:08 No.203106613â–¶>>203106643 >>203106644just filtered all british posters so I can goon in peace to
>>203106708>never filled out captchabullshit
>>203106631Do not care. Get a life holy shit
>>203106717Every football team is woke.
i've filtered, brits, yanks, aussies, leafs, and irish. for me? it's belgium. i just want a non-stop stream of a1 cuck content fired into my eyeballs.
did mdma with a mate once, was a great time
>>203106755kek
>>203106691>stubs visiblengmi
I don't filter but always scream at yanks who try to respond to someone who announces they filter them. thick cunts lmao
>>203106667the fresh fruit flavour chew>>203106745sad little yank, if you don't know you won't know >Verification not required.
>>203106725>wonder how different my life would have turned out if I had an autistic hyper-fixation on chemistry or some shit.mousenonce, thats how
>>203106756nice one lad. you start feeling each other and kissing?
>>203106734a series x gets you all the 360 games with the free upgrades
Don't carry who you've filtered desu
>>203106806all yanks carry
>>203106806don't give a jim
got about 80 days to put on 6kg with as much of that as possible being muscle. Shouldn't be too hard
>>203106771lol that was probably me after i filtered that bilbo whatever mong in the previous thread. i bet he replied to me even though i literally just said i filtered the retard.
Me mate told me about the film Mandy starring Nicolas Cage.
>>203106806ok i'll conceal my carry from now on
>>203106795tried to do this with a mate once while on LSD or shrooms or somethingsuffice to say I never talked to him again after a month or so. moved out of that town entirely too
>>203106769Sometimes I visit outer int and haven't figured out how to only hide stubs in /brit/. Not even sure if that's possible
>>203106844yeah, that's a film
i could care less
>>203106858mong
Girlfriendberg wittering on about some shite
>>203106799It's also over twice the cost of a Series S
what exactly do you come to /brit/ for I wonder what are you getting out of coming here
>>203106782"This person is correct." - Morgan Freeman.Has Mousey gassed itself trying to freebase toilet bowl cleaner yet?
>>203106825Well, you better start. Quick
>>203106876yeah how much?
>>203106902you're all my friends :)
almost finished my chocolate biscuit selection tray, was nice while it lasted
>>203106895Luckily my gfstein is at work at the moment, and I'm watching the football in peace
just blocked my mom on iMessage don't care to see her texts anymore filtered
Incel night drive and a midnight maccies on the cards I reckon lads.
OH ADOLF DON'T SAY YOU'VE SAID GOODBYE NOW
still think about gen z boss and a mini
I find pissing in parks at night to be very enjoyable I like the crisp night air
>>203106858ublock origin ruleboards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.stub
had a dream during my nap a couple hours ago where i was on a train and the hawk tuah girl had a private carriage up the front and there was a news reporter walking up and down the train and she was like "everyone here knows who the hawk tuah girl is. but, here's the thing. no-one cares" and it was just loads of people on the train saying they couldn't give a shit and it was manufactured bollocks and she didn't deserve any attentionmental cos i've literally not spoken about or looked at anything about this bint but you cunts constantly discussing the current thing has left a big enough impression in my subconscious for me to waste a napdream on it
Did 22 pull-ups at climbing gym today Bullish number I'm basically a tarq with the strength of a US Navy seal
>>203106967peng, got the big shit?
you could filter all american posts and not miss a single good one. that really isnt an exaggeration either. they're literally all schizophrenic mongoloids. sick of them
>>203107007that's AI
imagine if there was like a Far-East version of the Jews, a nomadic merchant people exiled from Chinese dynastic empires and Japanese shogunates and Mongol khanates but had over time infiltrated the high courts of all nations and were now the ruling financial elite of China and China's foreign policy was literally obsessed with this people's settler-colonialist nation forcing China into several interventionist wars and funding this kingdom in trillions of yen in Southeast Asia or something
>>203106898you can find them for 350 second hand
>>203106930
>>203106987havent been in the office since that video dropped. It was the final straw
thank you for this /brit/
>>203106967what happens when you drive
>>203106841he's currently having a melty about it. something to do with blocking his mum lol
>>203106833Not too hard as in possible?It won't be easy. Weighted squats til absolute put-drake-back-in-the-chair failure 3x a week will help. Is it for anything in particular?
>>203107044no
>>203107041reckon you would be if someone lopped the end of your knob off
>>203105019What is the UK equivalent of this?
>>203107078>Not too hard as in possible?yeah I feel like I can do it. >Is it for anything in particular?nope
call me mista roromanticsay me fantastic
Limmy just posted a picture of Lynn
>>203107077? I have my mom blocked because I don't want to see her text messages this isn't a meltdown its just my life
>>203107062car goes vroom
you could filter all british posters and would not miss a single good comment. that really isnt an exaggeration either.they're literally all pedos obsessed with pooey anal sex. sick of it
>>203107048I never buy consoles second hand after I bought a PS3 about 10 years ago and it was bricked by Sony a couple of weeks later, because it turned out that the previous buyer had been fraudulently buying games on it with a stolen credit card.
lol the yanks are fuming
>>203107032pull-up strength is about bodyweight not numbers a 200lb person doing 20+ is vastly different from a 150lb person >>203107041I wouldn't blame you they are the vast majority. Hate posting under this flag so much but I'm too proud to get on a vpn
>>203107100
Limmy? Never funny.
>>203107062Depends. Sometimes I'll just drive around listening to music. Sometimes I'll listen to erotic ASMR. Sometimes I'll do complete silence and contemplate my life. Sometimes I'll drive down the dual carriageway screaming racial slurs at the top of my lungs.Worlds my oyster.
>>203107112Then... yeah... full body - arms, core, legs 2x/wk. Take a day off to suffer in bed, eat like a starving pig, and maybe do some light cardio.
dtfic acting like he isn't a yank that says about weird once again
>>203107173Based.Limmy is Reddit.
>>203107181
>>203107172Does it have that sweet malt liquor funk though?
>>203107173yeah
>>203107100Kestrel lager
Madri.Mates.Mental health.
bibo has all the mannerisms of a Spainonce gimmick. If you can see it I feel bad for you
>>203107153What did the feds gas them with this time?
>>203107244MAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
Where's mousey? :P
>>203105019based
only decent thing he's donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k
>>203107172Intriguing.The only Tennents we get her might as well be non-alcoholic. It's great for when you want to kill a dozen beers and drive home.
>>203107157that's a total cope because you should be stronger by virtue of being heavierthink about what you are saying..your logic is flawed. It's a fatty cope
>>203107139this is true. actually my preferred method of using /brit/ only way to make this shithole tolerable
>>203107255but you've just said you can see itso you feel bad for yourself?
>>203107244Very Anglotwitter post
>>203107244Carling.Cooming.Corrrrrrrrr.
>>203107255just filter him mate
>>203105234I bet you're that boring cunt at the bar that explains it to anyone who ordersEveryone knows its made in the UK mate, no one is arsed, go shag a cotton traders polo shirt you help for heroes CAMRA cunt
>Tottenham
Guys GuinnessGay sex
Good news lads. The aliexpress winter jacket has landed in the UK after 6 days and has cleared customs.
>>203107327not going to work forever unfortunately. I will post from the British flag soon. I will use an algorithm to change my name continually in unpredictable ways
Barberry.Bramble.Bushes.
>>203107328Exceedingly based post
>>203107260Mate
>>203107348>buying clothing from aliexpress
>>203107282
i may have fucked up the blackberry ice cream. all i can do now is wait and see.
>>203107343Good times.
>>203107181>>203107228
Older.Fatter.Balder.
>>203107385mate cannabis lmao
A.Clue.Gained.
watching Only Connect
Get the clappers posted
>>203107420>cannabis
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."you are on step 3
>>203107307It isn't fatty cope. It also scales with how tall you are Most bodybuilders are shit at pull ups because they are so heavyIronically you're just coping because you're a twig and I say this as someone who can do about 12 at 185lbs
So I'm not the only one smoking?
>>203107474The white clappers?
>>203107328Nah, but good character assassination attempt
Dadbergs such a sucker for tech fads. Every time some dust-collector trendy product comes out he's all over it. Alexas, rice cookers, automatic kettle pourers, now he's just spunked away God knows how much on an air frier. The lazy cunt hasn't cooked for himself in years.
>>203107500smoking a few cigs a week is perfectly healthy hope you aren't smoking weed though its terrible
>>203105226>>203105226
hi lads
Still.dont understand why blokes walk around shirtless at bouldering So fucking weird
>>203107569its early mate
>>203107513and now the air fryer will cook for him!
Sick of hearing that mongy neu-london accent where everyone talks like stroke-victims. Open your fucking mouth an enunciate you stupid twat.
>>203107513rice cookers are good though. mines got a little tray that you can use to steam stuff while the rice cooks. you can make an entire meal of rice, fish and veggies in one go with zero effort when you're feeling lazy but dont want to eat complete shit
>>203107513literally nothing wrong with this in fact its good he's finding ways to reduce the work he has to put in when cooking
Yanks aren't allowed to grow blackcurrants, because apparently it will fuck up all of their pine trees
These seagulls need to shut the fuck up. No need to be that loud when all they do is rummage through bins and occasionally nick some boomers chips
>>203107605>mines got a little tray that you can use to steam stuff while the rice cooksah yes the tiger honestly I haven't found the tray to work very well
Knowing there are two main branches of Christianity and Islam, one bigger and older branch, one smaller and newer branch, there is a natural instinct to compare Sunnis to Catholics and Shias to Protestants Temperamentally and thematically though I see more in common between Sunnis and Protestants, and Shias and Catholics
>>203107396love mousey, he's one of a kind
>>203107676Okay mate
>>203107676>knowing this much about islam
>>203107607>in fact its good he's finding ways to reduce the work he has to put in when cookingThe lazy bastard hasn't cobbled together a meal in a decade. At this point I just think he's allergic to the stove.
Baking
>>203105226>>203105226>>203105226
