Dinner made shrimple edition>>203120018
>>203123374you're not going to tell me who fried this rice?
>>203123374
>>203123371What's the matter? Cat's got your tongue?
I WAN SUM RAICE
I'm not satisfied by my life
playin videogame, yup i'm a gamer
>>203123467good, we suffer in samsara
>>203123470what game little bro
DISHES: DONETRASH: TAKEN OUTSHOPPING: COMPLETEthink i just earned myself a walk to the local bar
still not playing halo wit anyone
This is my pussy btw
>>203123525i think your pussy is pretty
Going to watch some YouTube videos. See you all later:3
what does tax deductible mean
>>203123525I want to play with your pussy
>>203123540>>203123557Thanks frens
>>203123507dont post my wife
Gods, I hate Gauls.My grandfather hated them too. Even before they put out his eyes.
>>203123556It means you can deduct that amount from the taxes you owe to the pedophile jews that own your country.
>>203123417>>203123417I'm TOO GOOD haha you guys suck
>>203123573you don't have ownership over anything in my anime folder
>>203123507that little girl is too young to drink alcohol
Mossad running their exploding beeper operation at a profit is the most Jewish thing I’ve ever read
wtf. how do you edit your own posts on 4channel?
No original Japanese aircraft carriers from World War II survive today. Almost all of the Japanese carriers from that era were either sunk in battle or scrapped after the war.Japan's Imperial Navy fielded several aircraft carriers during World War II, and they played a crucial role in early Japanese victories, such as the attack on Pearl Harbor. However, these carriers were heavily targeted by the Allies during the war, particularly in battles like the Battle of Midway, which marked the turning point in the Pacific Theater, and later campaigns such as the Battle of Leyte Gulf. Famous carriers like the Akagi, Kaga, Soryu, and Hiryu were sunk during the war.After the war, Japan was limited in its ability to maintain a significant military force, including aircraft carriers. This restriction was eased gradually over the years, and today Japan operates advanced naval ships, including vessels that resemble small aircraft carriers, though they are officially designated as helicopter destroyers.As of 2024, Japan operates two Izumo-class ships—the JS Izumo and JS Kaga—which are technically helicopter destroyers but have been modified to carry F-35B stealth fighter jets, functioning much like aircraft carriers. These modern vessels mark Japan's return to carrier-based aviation capabilities but are not surviving carriers from the wartime period.
Anyone want to add me on steam?
>>203123641Something's gotta be done about those fucking kikes. Someone's gotta find a solution. Something definite and final. A final solution if you will
>>203123673post your steam avatar picture first. this is very important
Seems we already know who's gonna win. Funny that Biden was so bad he couldn't even be used as the heel, even if he was supposed to lose either way
>>203123601it wasnt a request
>>203123673kind of want to but since i only have 2 other friends and have fucked up hours logged in 2 games alone im sure ppl will get wierded out and block me
203123654this queer mad he sucks ass lolol
so stealing the election will be easier if the candidate isnt a senile 100 year old corpse. got it
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains
>>203123684
>>203123702they're porno games aren't they
>>203123734ill bet you 1 (you)
>>203123746do not ever reply to my posts again
>>203123503 the forever winter, can't decide if it's shit or not
>>203123750worse. theyre paradox map painters.
>>203123760I was just kidding its this
>>203123665cant wait for germany and japan to get green light to rearm at full industrial capacity. the gangs gonna get together again only without italy
>>203123767I wanted to get the game until i saw the water mechanic and was disappointed then i heard that the water depletes even when you are offline and lost all interest in it
Hello /cum/I really want to find a gyaru gf.
>>203123830long nails like that are gross
It was worse than Katrina also the Kacklemala Regime is executing dissenters with FEMA.
>>203123844everything about it is gross
>>203123830uggo feet.
>>203123863do you have any data to back that up?
>>203123895the girl on the left doesnt look gross
Diabeetus
dinner for twoI don't ask twiceIts a setMatch made
I remember in elementary school, I was demonstrating the attacks in a video game to a friend, and he told me totally deadpan something like "stop doing that" or "don't do that around me again". And it was one of those defining moment you remember forever, because it really hammered in the brooding shadow that I am a weirdo who will never fit in.
>>203123942don't say that around me again.
>>203123942he thinks about the same moment, but his hindsight is that he turned away a friend who was just sharing his passions b/c he was afraid someone might judge him.
>>203123969no, he thinks "man, I wonder what the hell happened to that one freaky kid from elementary school? frank, was that his name? ah fuck it, guy was insane and gay"
>>203123965Lol>>203123969I knew him all the way up to 8th grade and he never really warmed up to me. I just clung to him because I was lonely and didn't know how to make friends. I found him online years later and all I remember is him becoming religious
>>203123905You're a fucking traitor
>>203124019don't reply to me, spaz
>>203123827i think they'll probably re-work the water because offline depletion is incredibly gay and it's turning a lot of people off
>>203123830not my AIKA
>>203124029lolWhat do you guys think of my letterboxd ratings curve?I generally enjoy the movies I watch so it's heavily skewed towards positive ratings. This is with 750 ratings
>>203124034The water depletion system looks like something from a free to play game
>>203124025They used weather weapons to direct the hurricane into patriot Republican voters.
>>203124071Use movielens instead Only shitty thing is that the rating system is only 1-5 not 1-10
>>203124071some marvelslop. idk
>>203123904>having such bad taste
>>203124071Im what those in the business call "based"
>>203124142i have great taste. the best.
>almost 3 weeks since my PC broke>still no replacement part
>>203124083devs will use every gimmick for player retention to avoid having to actually make a good game
>you're 42 years old>no, why do you say that?>the average canadian is 42 years old>well I'm not>I didn't say every canadian was 42 years old. you simply can't understand abstracts like averages, low iq simpleton.
Stay mad
?
>>203124266cum con sex or sexo con cum?
>>203124280What has got kk slider so perplexed
accidently clicked on a porn site on my main computer but closed the tab before it loaded the site what are the chances i got a virus?
i'm malding, seething, foaming at the mouthi'm pulling my hair (singular) out, gnashing my teeth, screaming, breaking things
watching destiny
>>203124311id set it on fire if was u. set the router on fire too
did you get the cuckold advice or not?
>>203124266>Stay mad
>>203124265Actually, you're the low iq simpleton. You started by saying the other person is 42 years old. That's a direct statement about another individual.>inb4 you try and say "it's the Royal You"
Management says we gotta cut down on labor
>>203124337i look like this, but i wear red and blue, and i have long hair, and i delete posts that offend me on reddit and other sites
>>203124329I blame the anon posting gyaru girls
I just found out it doesn't mean anything if a country declares bankruptcy or defaults on loans
I got this.
>>203124380Makes it difficult to get future loans or if they do get future loans they're at much higher rates.
>>203123830based
monberg is going to buy me a halloween shirt from hot topic
>>203124403can i have one or twelve?
>>203124352im the second arrow
>>203124404in theory
>>203124421Sure you can have a coffee one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvGKU7HF6M
>>203124333
Watched idiocracyI got right wing vibes from it
idubbbz dod a video on intersex people 12 days ago sort of
>>203124464
>>203124317nice, i was watching him earlierglad to see him getting more attention, he's deserved it for a while
>>203124464You shouldn't have. Mike Judge is, at best, controlled opposition, as shown in Daria.
> sofa: $1500> ottoman: $500> side table: $300> television: $1500> tv console: $1000> rug: $500qamn why is shit so expensive
rate my breakfast tomorrow:oatmeal cooked in milk (1/2 cup each)3 (three) soft boiled eggscoffee (lots)
GUYSIS THATFAGGOT NIGGERBEARHAR HA-ACK
>>203124625why are you spending so much on a TV when you can get an enormous one from walmart for a third of the price?also, what is a "television console"
>>203123830>3d gyaruYuck. 2D will always be infinitely superior.
>>203124656> when you can get an enormous one from walmart for a third of the price?LED vs OLED> also, what is a "television console"the table that the television sits on, or hangs above if mounted
do you guys want to play scribble game
>>203124029Ben Quadrinaros?
>>203124704Sure gimme a couple minutes
>>203124697hmst. i forgori get all my furniture at thrift stores anyways.
Couldn't decide what color i want to paint my room so my mom snapped at me and called me an "indecisive little worm"
>>203124719ok i'll start one 10 mins from now
>>203124743>>203124704
>>203124735were you able to narrow it down to a few different choices at least
>>203124735just go with beige and call it a day.
>>203124735when i was a CHILD who still lived in mommy's house, i wanted to paint my bedroom black, but mommy didn't let me. she then asked me to pick another color, but i couldn't care less since it wasn't what i wanted and i told her as much.
fingered my butt and looked at my finger. dug out a worm again.
>>203124818a room painted black feels really suffocating and small to be fair but if that's what you wanted if it were me i would have let you have it
>>203124854might just be a hemorrhoid. those are supposed to stay inside.
i have a video with worms flopping about in my poop if anyone is interested. im not lying.
>>203124863i wanted it to be dark because i have trouble sleeping with ambient light
>>203124625Always ask to see their furniture that was scuffed or slightly damaged. I got a $1500 leather couch for $700, because no one else wanted a brand new couch that had some scuff marks along the base of the couch.If you're buying a bunch of stuff at once, also ask if you can get a discount.Try and go when there's very few people in the store, because they'll be more likely to give you the discount.Otherwise, just wait for a sale, then go early. Never pay full price.
>>203124854yeah put it back in
>>203124871no it's worms. they wriggle and they slowly die when taken out
>>203124888wtf go to the doctor
>>203124884>Otherwise, just wait for a sale, then go early. Never pay full price.can't really wait (up to) months for a sale if you just move into a place
>>203124887no i shook it off onto the floor.
>>203124906idk man they will know that i finger my butt and smell it. those worms are a problem only for young children. idk.
>>203124909Then ask about the scuffed and slightly damaged stuff. Lots of people refuse to buy it, so they mark it down by a lot.
>>203124932i'm just making excuses for the other anon. i'm actually this guy >>203124727
unpleasant
>>203124930Why would you care if they know that? Surely getting rid of your worms is worth it.
i may never be a woman, but i can still be a bad bitch
https://skribbl.io/?wQCwxKbgcome scribble
>>203124769>>203124793I picked mountain stream from home depot
>>203124959I'm playing vidya right now ill join you soon
>>203124962this color is utterly soulless. perfect for a hag trying to maintain "resale value" on a home that she'll sell instead of let her kids inherit
>>203124912EW
>>203124959we need one more https://skribbl.io/?wQCwxKbg
>>203124962> mountain stream from home depotthat looks like the color of seasonal depression.
>>203124950um idk ill probably just get it again idk what to do.
studied 2 hours, now finna boil some /cum/eggs. might play some svr 08 later, idk
>>203124959going out for a incelwalk, maybe when i get back
Who asked
>>203124625Because you're not trailer trashI would buy furniture from a thrift store unless there's something specific you're going for. I would also maybe even consider making the table furniture out of old bed frames and pine wood.In my last apartment all I had was a coffee table, two side tables, a tall lamp, a desk lamp, and some plastic drawers all from walmart. And I slept on an inflatable bed until it popped, and then after months of sleeping on the floor I fixed it with JB weld. Probably spent less than $150 on everything.
>>203125060i asked.
Reading a big book at the bar. Is it cringe? In my defense everyone is older than me, my ass is not getting laid tonight. Might as well crunch through some of my favorite current literature, right?
saw two women crying, poor white women, I wonder what ails them
>>203124998She is selling the house soon anyway >>203124998seasonal comfiness
>>203125066based asker of questions
playing lego star wars
>>203125116>>She is selling the house soon anywayi knew it. you may admit i am a genius now
i'm not running away from home.i'm running towards my dream life.running towards my perfect fantasy.the best version of me.i'll see you all, in warsaw.
>>203125077depends how fancy schmancy the bar is
>>203124962will be ugly if you have wood trim, will be very bland if you have white trim
first time going to a casino tonight. what can i expect?
Puccia MoD>Today units of the 367th Blyatzov Volunteer Regiment liberated 5 square meters of territory in the Who Cares direction on the main service route between Shebenuky and Stupolo
>>203125130You are a butthead
>>203125204a real casino, or a gas station "casino"???
>>203125204depends on the casino.but in general, lots of retirees gambling away their children's inheritance.
>>203125204fun, if you don't expect to win any moneyi wish there was a casino near me so i could play some hold 'em
Dilate
>>203125245I'm going in 2-7 every time
thread is too slow. i'm going to turn on apple tv+.
>>203125204Not OP but I lost $3000 first time playing BJ in Vegas back in 2016 and that has deterred me ever since
>>203125260why the fuck did you gamble so much then if you don't know how to play?
>>203125221a legit one >>203125222cheque'd >>203125245where are you located?>>203125251donkeyfish
im so bad at this game holy shit
>>203125275Teh dealer coax'd me into playing with her
>>203125297incels, smdh. dealer gets a tip from winners most of the time so they want you to keep playing >>203125280>they don't play the 2-7 gamegrim. ngmi, haters of fun
idk how to feel about imagine dragons
highschool girls are sexy, not only that they are of legal age in brazil
>>203125323Yeah but only united states law is enforced on this siteSee you next lifetime
>>203125251based, they'll never see it coming>>203125280oregon, turns out there's a casino an hour away and some poker clubs nearby. maybe i'll fuck around and lose some money soon.
>>203125314You should have seen her. it was this really slick, sophisticated looking chinese girl at Treasure Island. I lost it all to her >>203125314fishdonkey
did you use the weekend to make progress in your life?
>>203125338jannys lover boy over here
Cope harder
very fun that
i won :>time to fix dinner >>203125409it's always fun we need to do it more often
https://youtu.be/l5rnOQ63bI0?si=8F9lthhKB0cjxVRh
>>203125158It's an old person bar. Pretty nice, but old people. Not trashy.>>203125367Yes. I cleaned up a lot today, and got out more. Good enough!
>>203125349>it was this really slick, sophisticated looking chinese girl at Treasure Island. I lost it all to herdamn. last time I was in Vegas most of the dealers were cranky old chinese ladies. I did play for quite a while with this hot black girl dealer at 4Queens but it was a $5 minimum bet table.Going back in November, maybe I'll met some cute dealers
>>203125435well done, anon
>>203125204The ones I went to had lots of stores so that was fun. I don't like gambling, if you're good at it they try to beat the shit out of you, if you're bad it you lose money.
whom /getting drunk on Sunday night/ here?
opened rlcraft and as soon as i loaded into the world i remember how hard it is and the boring ass grind to get anything so i closed it within 5 seconds
>>203125462i'm trying to keep it under the drunkenness threshold
>>203125474"THEY" didn't figure anything out. it was all me
>>203125462My job is white collar work from home. I can get fucked up on Sunday without consequence
up $1400 gambling
Seethe
what if you didnt want to racemix but god said:
>>203125504Withdraw?
>>203125474Demons.
kind of want to join the v ragnarok server but i heard is full of erping trannies, why is it that everything from 4chan comes filled with trannies
why gamble when you can buy and sell random stocks with your phone?
>>203125447there's different levels of difficulty as in any game. the more skilled you are, the more they're gonna send out the heavy-hitters to your table>>203125443she's probably not there anymore since this was so long ago
>>203125521not until around 10k
>>203125539>why gamble if you can gamble
>>203125553I don't have a good feeling about this
>>203125503I just recently entered that very world (white collar working from home) and I just figured out that I could get shitfaced without consequence.Heck, I could even start daydrinking. I'm not quite there yet but I really ought to give it a go one of these days.>>203125539Dunno about the US, but in Canada if you perform too many trades you become a professional investor for taxation purposes and you consequently get absolutely fucked in the ass.
Gooks need 20 pounds of makeup to look goodYellowfevercels are coping because they cant get white girls
what did we say about being jealous of east asian girls
>>203125565Avg joe who invests makes 7% a year so its not gambling
>>203125599>east asian girlsbe more specific. jomon or yayoi?
fn is my favorite new african american slang text
>>203125515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXc4rJK0n4
>>203125462Got fucked up on tequila yesterdayOnly weed tonight
drinkin la croix.pronounced "la cwah"
>>203125647Is there a name for this lifestyle?
>>203125539this is why fn
>>203125663low life
Will all the libtarded trans kids at my college think im a nazi if i open kuroba at school
>>203125570My initial start was like $20 so it's fine either way, I haven't put any money in. The more I have the easier it is to increase. This isn't blackjack or something
>>203125647Same
>>203125659>cwahOnly if you're a Caribbean or West African Urkelkin.Otherwise you simply use this consonant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_uvular_fricative
i hate french so much
>>203125586Fellow white collar "damn, I can get away with a lot huh" fren. Try not to set bad standards! Every day is a free early drinking day until you suddenly get a call or meeting you must attend. Day drinking's a bad idea, save it for after 5. But it's good to see other white collar brothers in /cum/
>>203125696you talking about the language or?
I'm a Jasonkin
>>203125688lel
Bit of a Francophile myself. Jeffersonian even.
>>203125663Brain fog speedrun
>>203125698Thanks fren, I'll be carefulFor now I'm more than happy just to get all my chores done (laundry, cleaning, dishes, etc.) while supposedly working.
the greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince us that parisian french is "normal french". it's a weird and fairly modern accent.
> LaCroix or La Croix (/ləˈkrɔJ/ lə-KROY[a]) is an American brand of sparkling water that originated in La Crosse, Wisconsin, by G. Heileman Brewing Company and is now distributed by National Beverage Corporation.You mean it's not even French? I've been lied to?
want to renew my pass but shrimply cannot be bothered to fetch my wallet
The mad scientist Yakub created white people 10,000 years ago
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feeling schleepy
I'm crossfaded
I love women, brosbig or small, i love themdark or light, i love themthin or thick, i love them(yes, iam horny)
>>203125803I'm too busy nowadays to smoke weed, unfortunately. I have shit to do every day and night
Who are some other based racist celebrities like mark wahlburg and mel gibson
>>203125810It's ok, consider it a t-break
>>203125808basedsame
going to spank my monkey to japanese women tonight
If you get banned on a cell tower using a pass does just your pass get banned
I should go gambling at least I can smoke indoors. It would tempt me for a drinky poo. AHHH life, the eternal enemy
i would never give my $ to hiro
>>203125766Plenty of placenames all over the US have French etymologies, including Wisconsin.
i should find myself a hot sexy single in my area
>>203125710language kek. but im just memeing
pull the trigger. do it, coward.
im back
we are so back
>>203125875i'm elbow
>>203125875My neck, My back,Lick my pussy and my crack
responding to craigslist scams in the hopes that they're not scams
>>203123830nice
>>203125875what were ya doin anon
>>203125934was watching clueless
>>203125885is this your elbow
Wish I had a real-life friend
>>203125955we're your friends
copeseethe
>>203125955let's meet up and hang
>>203125982**cums on your messsican tummy**
>>203125874This show was just a cheap knockoff of Liar Game.
>>203126020dont care. the fan service was better.
just learned that 343 studios gave up on their slipspace engine after spending 500 million dollars on its development
>>203125989what province?
almost done with season 1 of attack of titan, it's already farther than i've ever got in the anime even though i already read the manga 2 times
>>203126031its shocking they actually believed they could travel faster than light through space
if you could travel at or faster than the speed of light then you could technically travel backwards in time
ok einstein, i see you!
>>203126087If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.
if i stay awake for one more hour i will have an opportunity to purchase burek. the bakery opens at 6
there’s this woman awhile ago who said something like “i was mentally ill until i fell in love with someone i had to have my shit together to be with, so i decided to stop being mentally ill and it worked” and not to overstate this but there’s something real and impt here
>>203126106I guess that's an upgrade from her usual position as the town bicycle though
>>203126031jarvis, pull up an image of the 343 dev team
who's this saucy bitchoh it's mei'm the saucy bitch
dinner was gooddid you know you can clean tarnished silver by bringing water to a boil, adding some baking soda and a few pieces of tin foil and it makes a chemical reaction that removes the tarnish without having to scrub it really hard, i cleaned a whole set of sterling flatware this way today
bet you grandma cant go faster than light
>>203125967But I can't do real-life activities with random 4chan schizos thoughever
>>203126146lmao was just looking at that. grim, halo is OVER
>>203126146oh no no no no no
>>203126185this explains so much
>>203125813Tila Tequila, Hulk Hogan. Kelsey Grammer is quite chuddy but I don't think he has mentioned race.
>>203126129sounds believable. I kind of felt the same way when I talked to my doctor because it just seems made up because I can pretend it's not there whenever I'm around people. Even placebos and chinese medicine are enough for some people.
>>203126176Not with that attitude.
im gonna make the new, cunts
>>203126273i was gonna do it but i don't wanna step on your toes you can do it if you really want to
>>203126272But we're spread out over an entire continent. Heck, as far as I know there hasn't ever even been a /cum/ meetup.
i'm instagram unfamous
>>203126286
>>203126300I tried to get people to come to the heritage festival and they didn't show up
i got banned from insta after commenting lewd shit on an olympic gymnasts pics lol. she wasnt even underage
I wonder what ever happened to that possibly autistic kid I used to talk about top gear with in middleschool>>203125813pewdiepie, varg vikernes, jeremy clarkson
>>203126303i had an instagram page with 50k followers
>>203125813destiny
>>203126331> hadwhat happened
>>203126324>can call blacks niggas or rapists>can say jews are controlling the world>can call jeets street shitters>basically be as chuddy as you want>cannot call someone dumb or fat directly without being b&What the FUCK is Zuck trying to do on niggagram?
i made an instagram once to add a girl from 4chan in it which was actually just a catfish
>>203126344stopped caring and closed the account
>>203126357what happen
So, when did everybody who plays Dungeons and Dragons become such a massive fag? I remember the days when that game was for high-IQ autists and nerds, now the playerbase is comprised of they/thems and purple-heads. What the hell happened?
>>203126356>>cannot call someone dumb or fat directly without being b&women cannot stand that type of thing and the gram is a foid platform
>>203126356They're trying to groom children, which is why you can't do anything to scare off the teenage girls from insta.
I used to have multiple instagram and twitter accounts for trolling
>>203126361why don't you try to chat with women that live in your country instead, just say some romantic shit in english and they'll eat it up
I tried to meet anons from /cgl/ at a con on florida but the thread was dead as fuck
>>203126361>to add a girl from 4chan in it which was actually just a catfish
>>203126357literally me rn
>>203126361sayuri aint a catfish mang. a girl w out a dick is like an angle w out wings
ok that new better go up or im doing it in 60 seconds
>>203126395did you dress up and go
>>203123386>>203123386>>203123386NEW
>>203126409>>203123386>>203123386>>203123386>>203123386>>203123386
>>203126415nah it was a spur of the moment decision
>>203126320>Edmonton, ABThat's my point: the example you're giving is more or less an entire world away from where I am. This continent is just too vast.
First time in America. You guys are so nice. Even the black people are so chill from what I have seen. I am no longer racist. Thank you america
>>203126509where are you from?
>>203126509we try to be friendly
>>203126371Bg3
