who's the top dog of the north? the one who mogs the rest? I heard denmark is catching up to sweden and norway nowadays
>>203124518>the one who mogs the rest?in terms of what?
>>203124518Most people have absolutely no idea about this but the true rulers of the world live underground in Greenland. They are a magical cult called the Order of the White Rainbow.All the other elite groups such as the Freemasons, the Jews, the Jesuits, the Illuminati, the WEF, Blackrock, Bilderberg group, the Vatican, the Zionists, and even the Club of Rome, all of them are merely servants of the Order of the White Rainbow.They have occult powers including telekinetics, ability to control the weather, levitation, and even shooting lightning from their hands, yes I'm serious, kind of like the Sith in Star Wars but it's real.
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>>203124538overall
Objectively speaking,History: SwedenCultural and scientific achievement: SwedenEconomy: SwedenNature: NorwayLanguage: IcelandCuisine: SwedenBeer and being chill: DenmarkWomen: Finland (my God honest opinion I really love our women)Overall Sweden
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>>203124612Sadly /int/ will ignore this because it's a NPC board.
>>203124518Norway has the strongest economy. Finland has the strongest military. Sweden has the strongest immigrant and gay cultures. Rest are irrelevant.
>>203124875Second this. But the women part is more subjective, for me Norwegian is such a sexy language when women speak it.
>>203124518Sweden
>>203124992https://youtu.be/7PKXYc6Ma1Q
>>203124612Ackshually we live in a huge subterranean city underneath the mountains of Tibet
>>203125097They might have an outpost there but their headquarters are in Greenland.
>>203124612sauce?
>>203125038>bla bla cute top bla bla spent too much money at Victoria's Secret bla bla bought new sneakers that aren't good to run in because they cause pain (good job, Nike)man, haul vids are so boring
>>203124518Black men mogs all.
>>203125650this män is well known homoseksuaal and pedofiil he likes boys
>>203125412don't care
>>203125802I mean, I'm pretty coombrained and have watched hauls for that reason before too, but this video wasn't even good for that.
>>203124518Danmark is the default Skandinavia, and anyone who says otherwise is a baffoon
>>203125928Denmark is technically not part of the Scandinavian peninsula, but if we are to look at history, the origin is indeed Scania, in present day Sweden, which used to belong to Denmark.
>>203125927didn't ask for your homosexual opinion
>>203125951Skandinavia is quite ackshually between København and Malmö, so your opinion is wrong.If anything, Norway doesn't belong
>>203124518one of us fought against the soviet union while the rest of them were busy licking hitler's or stalin's assholetake a wild guess
>>203126016FINNS ARE TURKIC BVLLS
>>203126048we're the OG interracial of the north, swedish women tired of their faggy men trying to out glamor them come to finland to find real dickit all evens out since our faggots go to sweden to find gays
>>203124518DaneGODS shit on the rest
>>203125981I don't think you understand what I said.
>>203126267I understood what you said completely, just correcting you
>>203125981>>203126351Scandza was always referred to as a vast, long and wild island containing its own enormous lakes and rivers, not some sandy reef in the middle of Øresund. People simply did not know it was a peninsula connected to the continent
>>203127029it's the waters between København and Malmö. It's in the name. "Skandinavia".How are you not familiar with this?
I have fought to be the hotdog but know that it is meaninglessTides high and low, seasons change
>>203127649I don't see how that's in the name at all. You need to elaborate
Norway has the best history, literature and musicDenmark has lego and ozempic
>>203127828From Skaðinawjō. Not to be taken in the context of mythology and/religious sense, just in case you (or lurkers) are not familiar with it, and want to look it up, rather more in a description of a geolocation which is Skåne, more precisely the waters between them, as it is a description of their dangers for sailors.Forlis(halv)øen.
>>203124612>>203124919>>203125153DOGFUCKINGKIKEWHORE
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>>203124538pee pee size
>>203127991Even if that is the etymological origin, all we know for sure is the name the Romans used, and what it denoted, which was what I described
>>203128341Cope, Jaakko. Soon we shall replace you.
>>203125927>>203125412SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAR
>>203124518Alaska. If it was a country, it would have the best flag.VLTIMA THVLE
>>203128392It's proto-Germanic and old Norse for 'Skaney' ("south end of Sweden")
>>203124632>more guns is badwhat a faggots
>>203128562>SkaneyIt has the suffix -ey. Why would an area on the mainland have island in its name? Skåne is named after the peninsula, not the other way around.
>>203124632>forest coverNature is based
>>203128963Because it's not mainland
>>203127828see below>>203128562>'Skaney' ("south end of Sweden")...the first element is uncertain, and the latter element, -øy, is simply "island". It comes from Proto-Germanic *skaðinawjō, but we do not know the first element; Helle has suggested *skaþô or *skautaz, and someone, whose name I do not recall, suggested *skaþinaz, which mirrors the alternative Old Icelandic name Skán (see also the saga attestation below), and this remains in the present day toponym Skanör.In Old English, the name was first borrowed as Sċedenīġ, with an unattested *skaðin- as its first element, and a second time as Sconeġ, which corresponds to Old Norse Skánøy. Sċedeland also appears in the Old English corpus. Tolkien claims the development Skánøy < *Skaðnøy < *Skaðin- in his annotated translation of Beowulf.In Latin sources, the name is attested as Scandia, Scania, Scandināvia, Scadināvia, and Scatināvia, and its meaning seemingly reflects the Scandinavian peninsula. In Lewis' Latin dictionary, it's a large island in northern Europe, which may be interpreted as Zealand, or Scania, or the Scandinavian peninsula itself.I'll also mention that Scanians are attested in ancient sources.>En er Sueinn kom út i Skán. þa toko Skanunngar uel við honom>But when Sven arrived in Scania, he was welcomed by ScaniansThe saga of Magnus the good, chapter 22.
>>203129052It seems to me as no one can agree upon its etymology. Be it geolocation, myth and/or religion.I don't know about you, but being other tongues are more than willing to define your home according to their own definition, I'd go woth old norse, pro-germanic and ignore roman and old english
>>203129156>>203129052You know neither of you are incognito, right saaaaars?
>>203129249Didn't you commit suicide?
>>203129249the fuck are you on about?
>>203129310SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>203129269Saaaaar redeem calm
>>203124875Vikangz originated in Norway tho. That makes Norway the most historically important nordic country. Oslo is the most wealthy nordic city. Norway fuck yeah!
>>203124875>scientific achievementNorway invented robots. No other nordic country are even close to that achievement. Shitty lego bricks and low quality ikea shit can't even compete Norway fuck yeah!
