The Spice Must Flow edition
get me housedget me fedget me sucked offGET ME OFF 4CHAN
just hoovered the proverbial flat as it were
Nothing is more tedious than battling against stupidity. For before no authority does it admit defeat, by no reason is it convinced. But since stupidity is not equal in (all) men, and their minds are not (all) clouded to the same extent, I see that a few arguments must be brought against them.
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I am entering my Sensitive Young Man era.
>>203142545RAPE THE FUCKING DISABLED NOW NOW NOW
>>203142610
Is it possible to learn a trade at 28 lads?Ideally I'd want to do an accelerated course to get into as quickly as possible. Are the course legit?
>>203142600Bless you lad
>>203142600Shut it u fucking fairy
>>203142585Bloke on the right simply does not exist
>>203142587grow up.
>>203142587Yeah?
Entering a sensitive young man tonight
Gimps who cry when you tell them that we have lower GDP than mississippi
You guys make working sound like it's the most pointless thing in the world and you do it for very low pay on top of that too.
>>203142545fairly certain janny won't approve of this OP
>>203142620Oh shut up you fucking mongYou're done, you've chosen your path, climb the ladder
>>203142585doesn't exist, this meme was probably made by some yank
>>203142630>>203142667nudge units out in force today
>>203142630>>203142667bizarre lie
Gimps who cry when you tell them we would run out of ammunition in 5 days in a real war
just saw spam in the thread
>>203142676>>203142677Cope
Gimps who shit their pants and start pulling their hair out when you tell them Britain is going to sink into the ocean
>>203142699you are yeah
be honest, would you lads get your cock sucked by one of those good looking "femboys"?
>>203142587You are such a weird little man.
>>203142712Yeah, obviously.
>>203142676>>203142677never met one in my life, not at the pub, not out and about, nowhere.
>>203142712Some blokes out there look so cute and breedable it would be actually gayer NOT to shag them
>>203142712Bent if you wouldn't
Next month I will start working illegally in Bristol
Gimps who cry when you tell them that our biggest military exercise in a decade involved 3,500 troops. Our exercises in the 80s had over 100,000
>>203142746skill issue on your part im afraid
wasting your youth arguing abstract topics on the internet all day every day for no gain whatsoever? you are the loser here
if anyone wants me to buy stocks for them and shit get in touch with your boy
We're concerned that with the influx of immigrants, the weight may simply be too much to carry and Britain will capsize
>>203142767What else is a lad with no close friends and no gf meant to do?
>>203142767>youth
antisemitic rats having the gall to live in a small North Carolina town where Black Rock's lithium mine is supposed to be.give em hell
Post your faces, lads.
>>203142785find close friends and a gf
>>203142765>>203142677>>203142676Give one piece of valuable advice that this allegedly real bloke has given you.Just one!
House the fucking migrants then
>>203142712what kind of question is that? where's the challenge?want to really get people thinking? "would you suck off one of those good looking femboys?"
>>203142676>>203142677Pintmen just get hammered and play snooker and swear at the football on the telly. Maybe they'll pop a few coins in for the jukeboxThey are not mystical wise men imparting fatherly advice and never have been, that guy as described in the meme is imaginary
Have they attacked Iran yet??In the words of Delia Smith:GET ON WITH IT
>>203142795but if you're a loser how are you meant to do that
>>203142796to take opportunities when they arise; not to cower out
>>203142791
>>203142620Yes, courses are legit, but they won't give you the experience. I think you'd be best of getting with someone as a labourer for a few months first.
might buy myself a country manor house and stand on the porch in tweed gear shooting grouse all day
>>203142826self improvement
>>203142812why do you care
>>203142809have you considered that the pintman may have useful things to say? why does it have to be a binary
>>203142621Opinions on Saddam Hussein?
yank gimmicks: tiresome and boringBritish gimmicks: funny, original, thought provoking
>>203142842alri Tarquin
>>203142842phwoar
>>203142847Just want something to happen to cover my dull mundane life
right so according to a greek weirdo and two suspicious nudge unit bot posters on 4chan, sage advice on life cannot be obtained by your elders in a pub.
run you ragged i have
>>203142842Poorly built those housesLots of rats
Gimps who cry when you tell them the height of british young children are smaller than before because of rising malnutrition
>>203142853The most useful thing a pintman has said to a young man is telling him which team to put money onWhich is nice but it's nothing like what's described in that meme, is it?
>>203142853He doesn't.
>>203142882Find your own adventures in real life instead of vicariously living through gay shit on the news that's probably not even real anyway.
>>203142900A tear should be shed for this one
>>203142886No one talks to random people at the pub mate, either you talk to your friends or you sit in the corner on your own like a weirdo.
In the words of Keir Starmer:Pozz my neghole
>>203142924He never said that.
>>203142663I never chose it, I just got a part time job and worked my way upTradesmen seem to earn much better money>>203142837Well my goal would be to do a course, then get a jobThe company I'm looking at says it has links with companies in different sectors
Not sure why diego is pretending to know pintmen
>>203142809pathetic cope
>>203142842What's the catch?
>>203142943not sure why you think im diego
On the non-alcoholic cans
In reality, I sit in the corner like a mysterious rogue
>>203142937How do you know? Were you at Paki Ali’s house?
>>203142888Okay Kyoto
>>203142922Why are brits so shy?
>>203142900"Overfishing" is a meme. Get the seafood in em
got a massive chip on my shoulder*presents shoulder with a huge 5 inch long chip from the chipper*wahey
>adam telling anyone about anything that happens outside his smelly bedroomo i am laffin
Gimps who cry when you tell them the biggest influx of migrants to the UK on dinghys are actually from vietnam and they spend 30 years wages to come here
>>203142958I wasn't but I just can't believe that he would say that
>to take opportunities when they arise; not to cower out
>>203142909yes they dodon't think you've been to a pub if you've never been given a piece of advice from an older gentleman
>>203142922Thats only true for socially disabled freaks like you mate but dont project. Some people have the charisma and sheer force of nature in their character to actually make friends and meet new people in person
>pintman gave me the most basic advice ever, advice so basic that he probably got it from a fucking fortune cookie
>>203142991Do you have a source for that?
>>203142828How the fuck is that good adviceYou can't take opportunities BEFORE they ariseAnd it doesn't help you determine what is and isn't an opportunity You must be incredibly low IQ to gain anything from that
blud calling normal conversational skills a force of nature
Gimps who cry when you tell them our robot density is below slovakia
>>203142991lol thisAlso why does rorke never bring up the legal immigrant problem????
been dire in here today
Right it’s time for a snooze. A siesta. A nap. A doze. I’m unemployed you see
some of you here have become so demented by your loneliness and isolation you genuinely cannot even imagine the idea of meeting new people in person.
>>203143091sleep tight x
>>203143093ktim
>>203142960don't understand, i feel like a fool, a bloody fool
>>203143044>Vietnamese migrants are now the single largest group crossing the Channel illegally, according to new government data.>It is the first time since records began that Vietnam is the nationality with the most migrants crossing on small boats.>The statistics for the first quarter of this year show 1,060 Vietnamese are known to have reached the UK, compared with 1,015 Afghanistan nationals, 610 Iranians, and 562 from Syria.>The number of Vietnamese who have crossed the Channel in just the first three months of this year is almost as many as crossed in the whole of 2023, and twice as many as the entirety of 2022.
Screaming
Need an Indian gf
>>203143093strange projection this
>>203143093it is frightening that some people here have probably not had a conversation with another human being in over ten years
Not a fan of seafood, me. Oysters just look like snot, squid and octopus are far too intelligent to eat, shrimps are full of poo, clams are just rocks people throw into soups, lord knows what the Koreans are eating with their sea cucumbers and molluscs. Only acceptable seafood is fish (ideally battered or pan-fried) and MAYBE lobster if its done nicely.
>>203143053are you autisticobviously you cant do stuff before you have the chance loli mean actually doing stuff, sometimes risky things, because you may regret not doing them when you age
CORRR you lads have got to try a banh mi if that thing about the vietnamese is true
>>203143079Same reason Rorke goes on about Slavs instead of Pakis, you're allowed to hate on one but not the other. You can talk about illegal immigration and not be called racist, but the second you go into legal immigration, you're a skull-measuring, nose-inspecting, heil hitlering Nazi.
>>203143093>>203143026You have never met this personAnyone who has been to pubs regularly in this country knows just how fucking retarded beer-bellied older men are
lil zoomer bros ITT raised online cant even fathom the concept of offline interaction
>>203143126What's the problem with this? Vietnamese girls are peng and they're hard working
Searching Google is a fucking piss take nowadaysLook for a picture of something and you get fucking AI results on every single fucking page
>>203143053>You can't take opportunities BEFORE they ariseyou can see them in places where others haven't if you have a modicum of determination
>>203143194Do you have a source for that?
>>203143194why do you care? You're not even British.
>>203143151Did you not realise all of that already? It's basically implied in the very concept of opportunity.
>>203143139the smell though...
Loitering around the smoking area of my uni in case the oneitis is there so I can "randomly run into her" and have a conversation. I'm aware that this is pathetic, but I really don't have a better plan.
What will YOU be going as at the /brit/ Halloween meet up?
>>203143163
Browsing the news
>>203143200it simply doesn't work anymore, don't know how they've managed to fuck it up so badlyI looked up "michael jacksons kids" recently and it gave me a suicide hotline
>>203143204Incredibly insightful comment
>>203143177Telling from your effeminate and hysterical writing prose alone, you don't come across to me as someone who would even be found in a beer garden at a wetherspoons on a Thursday night huddled under the canopy asking for a light. You are the tranny nobody speaks to and lacks the conversational skill to even begin to enter this scenario you claim doesn't exist to begin with
>>203143182smartphones have destroyed this generation
munching on a gherkin and running down the street leaving a trail of fire get the gherkins down you and zip around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhtCKokx9Bw
>>20314323590s david bowie
>>203143243It's a fucking joke man.AI needs banning as soon as fucking possible
>>203143245thanks that's why they pay me the big bucks
>>203143218obviously but it's much more impactful coming from an older guy who went through it himself, and regrets it to this day
>>203143241I presume they mean the little plastic capsule rather than a chocolate egg in foil up the aris
>>203143182
>>203143241The big question is, did they put the chocolate and foil back on before shoving them up their arses?
>>203143267I’ll go as Morrissey in his Sensitive Young Man era
>"I've been there before, my advice is to">"you're a good kid">"me and the lads see all the work you're putting in">"We're proud of ya"Come on lads don't be silly nobody's telling you these things in the pub, this is an American's idea of what a friendly British pub geezer is like. You're probably more likely to hear these things at an American bar than in a British pub
>>203143235Hitler, again.
>>203143218it's called friendly encouragement and community you atomized friendless autistic shut-in freak
>Telling from your effeminate and hysterical writing prose alone,you can't write these words without coming off as a poof yourself lmao
>>203143286Not a good headline though is it
Might move to Vietnam.
>>203143295no it isn't
The Legend of the Five Great Guys
>>203143346nah they ask too many questions, for me it's Laos
Never trust a Brit who says he's moving to southeast Asia, he's probably a nonce.
Gimps who cry when you tell them we are one of the most nature depleted countries in the world
>>203143346No vietcong ever called me nigger
>>203143382Everyone knows this one
Big bottle of Pepsi Max for me lads.True healing elixir.
>>203143378good post
>>203143321t.zoomer who probably just sat with his mum playing candy crush on his ipad when at the pub. you just don't get it, maybe you're too young. I'm 32, and I vividly remember countless times in bars, pubs and clubs throughout the 2010s of old men giving based and drunken advice to my friend groups and there would be a good laugh and we'd all offer him a pint or a fag. Dont project your miserable zoomer youth on to others.
>>203143377No beaches in Laos
>>203143321Last time I went to the local it was filled with grumpy inbred-looking locale who reeked of piss who looked insulted that me or my mother would dare enter their domain. Some slag behind the bar screeched her head off while a bunch of sunburnt middle aged blokes sat with their arms folded, leaning back in their chairs bitching and moaning about life. To top it all off it was like £6 for a pint. Very unpleasant, would pick spoons any day of the week.
are Muni looking a little different
>>203143378Yeah? Fucking yeah? Fair enough.
zoomercaust itt
Still funny how Adam gets completely bent out of shape at the thought of the simplest things such as having a conversation with another person you don't know.
>>203143359I think the world needs to know.
>>203143254None of your very clear projections resolve the fact that the only "valuable" piece of advice that this mythical pintman has apparently given is no more useful that a fortune cookie
Gimps who cry when you tell them over half of british people do not trust newly constructed homes
A prose pray tell?
>>203143446how do you think the ketamine got in?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hmong_people
>>203143432Muni muni muni must be funi
Dua Lipa has a body literally built to herd goats in Albania.
>>203143407>I'm 32You're irrelevant lmao
Just one more thing...
>>203143427This is what pubs in the 2020s are like>>203143407This is what pubs in the 2000s were likeLike with everything the culture is completey different now, far more miserable and pathetic
zoomers projecting their miserable, isolated youth of fortnite on their overpriced PCs on to the based chad nightclub goer millenials again
Thing is like
>>203143513filters working hard, hate brown women
>>203143494It really is mental how everything has changed so drastically since the COVID hysteria swept the globe
>>203143494>>Like with everything the culture is completey different now, far more miserable and pathetic>tfw I will never be able to experience the golden age of pubs
>>203143407Good advice is given at pubs. Usually by your mates, by some of the lads who are a few years older than you who have become regulars.But old pub blokes don't give good advice or "encouragement". Closest to good advice they've given is "don't waste your life like I did wasting it at the local every night"Would be extremely keen to hear any of your counterexamples
>>203143513And WITHOUT the AI and makeup??This shit is ridiculous you can see her face shift multiple times
gimps in their 30s pretending that the 70 year old bloke who was around when their whorish single mum took them along to the pub at age 13 is still alive
>>203143494Depends on the pubs you go to
>>203143436more of a sad observationwe've never been so connected and yet so isolated
Gimps who cry when you tell them a 1 in 4 children in the uk live in absolute poverty
>>203143513Magic disappearing and reappearing dot on forehead
Yeah let me go life advice from the 50 year old alcoholic who stinks of stale piss and uses his fingers to count. His words are like pure gold. Maybe one day I can be like him.
>>203143576they don't though
caberge
Right so "take opportunities when they arise"Could make a book of these pintmen insightsAnything else?
>>203143475
>>203143608"It ain't easy being cheesy"
Why are you arguing so hard over a meme?
>Horrified Indonesian fisherman finds body of missing US tourist inside belly of a shark
>>203143513you can literally see the filters struggling to hold her together kek
What's the point in going to a pub if you're a zoomer? The only people that still go to pubs (not chain pubs, actual pubs) are older than 30 and probably have nothing in common with you. If I want that experience I'll just phone up my dad.
>>203143631FOY
>>203143608do you think "advice" amounts to a list of spells you can recant to magically stop being an autistic no-life loser?
>>203143635Not got much else going on in my life and nothing else to do desu
Tell you what, one fing i've learnt, is that you do fings instead of don't doing them fings
>>203143596Department of Works and Pensions says otherwise
I was just joking
>>203143658
>>203143653suck ya mum
>>203143513*effortlessly mogs her*
>>203143644i'm a zoomer and i'm a certified pub manif you worked in one, you can get by in themi often have steady chats with the local mechanic or the local farmer thereit's just easy going
abra kajustbeyourself
>>203143658No, that's what Gazfucius believers think
you scratch my back n ill scratch yours
>>203143669what is absolute poverty exactly?I always thought it meant like less than one dollar a day subsaharan african hellhole poverty
what a timeline
>>203143547Christmas parties out with the office lads and toilberg tags along, he gets wasted and tells the truth of the state of the company and where its heading, insights in to where you are and how you're seen. People speak the truth when they've had a few drinks down them. Honestly mate it just sounds like you're 22 years old and you unfortunately missed the boat on this era, but it happened a lot
>>203143608You ever read sun tzu? Entire book is like this
>>203143722tell than 1000 vbucks per day
>>203143699lol
>>203143724thisIsEPIC
>>203143241How the fuck did they get caught?
>>203143714That's so romantic
>>203143724awful
tranny adjacent zoomers (18-22) so blindsided by the fact that advice can be obtained from your elders in pubs they've resorted to making up silly irony memes. absolute state of you lot
>>203143765probably a sniffer dog
>>203143726working for a small company seems awful. i much prefer being a faceless cog in a giant corporate machine
when's musk slinging me into space?
>>203143745could you please repeat that in english, professor?
>>203143726Zoomers are all blackpilled misanthropes because they can barely remember anything before like 2015.
>>203143777Chebbin crikey
>>203143766post bussy
The Perm cat Kroshik, who weighed 17 kg and is trying to lose weight, was able to jump on the ottoman for the first time, representatives of the rehabilitation center reported.Since the beginning of September, the cat has managed to lose 2.2 kg, his weight is now 14.8 kg.
ah yes, the tranny-adjacent age range
>>203143795ingest 100 borlux each day
>>203143807How's this fucking cat doing better on his diet than me
>>203143139YesBut not an abomination like that
>>203143807how does a cat even get this fat
>>203143765Chocolate melted in their bums
>>203143842mine lasted 5 hours today
>>203143807oi that cat changed colours he did!
>>203143777Guarantee this is a padded bra
need highwaisted pants to go out of style yesterday
Was meant to fast today but found myself scoffing a fucking tube of pringles at 11amI am a waster.
Gimps who cry when you tell them we all live in tiny cucksheds
Old man at American bar: You're a swell dude, my daughter would love you. I started two businesses in my 20s, I can give you some tips to get started, even put a good word in to my friend who's connected Old man at British pub: GIZ US A LIGHT MATE. You lot are always on your FACKIn phones-OH OH OH GOALLLL. I shoulduff gone to university but me O levels weren't good enough
Zoomers have an extremely fucked up view of everything, and to be fair it's not completely their fault, they're just judging by the media and pop culture that's shoved in their face, but yeah it's grim
>>203143900Only the unwashed masses
>>203143900Surprised at Japan
>>203143900Oh no! Wherever shall I display my funkos and Disney merch!
>>203143906you have such a bizarre black and white view of this
>>203143777I want to enjoy her jewish pussy
Everything is fate. We can't change anything. It's useless to try. Fate controls everything.
A life coach you say?
>>203143807:D
>>203143906T. Never been outside
Turns out we were the best slaves all along
>>203143785I've walked past dogs with a bag under my balls several timesEven if they signal they usually won't strip search and anally violate you. They must have had some other stuff on them to get the ket up their arses found
>>203143940was just hearing this down the pub
>>203143936He is correct thoughbeit
>>203143933This is a gimp who is crying when presented with reality
anyone know why rorke is anti gun control but pro knife control
Dunno what I'd do with extra floorspaceWould probably just fill it with shite I don't need
United SHITDOM
Goddamn I love being white, I'm so fucking white
>>203143966reddit word
It's true, the UK is really dire in comparison to America
got the tetragrammaton from mariachi slipknots third studio album amputechture on
>>203143962>Two men were found with kinder eggs filled with drugs up their bums as they tried to get into Creamfields. Marshall Maddock and Harry Hewitson were about to enter the north gate of the festival site before a drugs dog indicated to police that the pair may have illegal drugs.>When both were taken to a nearby area to be searched by officers, Maddock handed over a small quantity of drugs but refused to be searched further. Because of his refusal, an intimate search was conducted where officers found a kinder egg containing 10 bags of ketamine in his anus.
Saw a group of brown teenagers having a fight in the park on my lunchtime runtoilAll brown, all wearing black athleisure, all on scooters or bikes, talking like London nignogs
For me it's the fact that /brit/ nigh universally recognises the miserable, grumpy, hateful-of-the-youth nature of boomer scum except when they suddenly become pub regulars they are apparently the friendliest most cordial philosophers imaginable
imagine having one time-zonegrim grim grimmy grim
>>203144036And you walked past with your eyes to the floor
>>203144009No
>>203144049for me its the fact that your autism prevents you from recognising nuance
>>203144049why do you even care mate you're not British, get out.
when i were a lad, 18 to 22 i was on the beers Thursday through to Sunday. Every night going to town, 50p a shot, absolutely hammered going from club to club to club. Warm up at home, couple of fosters at the local then the spoons, warm up more with a couple shots and a few jagerbombs, jack and cokes and voddy and coke, then on it in town. Zoomers? You little freaks spent those years at home wanking to belle delphine and wasting your life on fortnite and warzone lmfao
>>203144059nah, got my willy out and started wanking
>>203144031Fingered his pooey bumhole
>>203144051leave it on reddit next time
>>203144087english moment
>>203144051Zuck unironically looking good wonder when the divorce will be
>>203144054That's all I need
>>203144031imagine going to prison as a known bum boy lol
>>203144059I had a look to make sure there were no whites being ganged up on and went on my merry way looking at the horizon
DIRTY SOCK ALERT
>>203144098zuck been dripped out lately
>>203144051
smeared poo along my crack, it's /brit/ time baby!
>>203144139kek
>>203142545Top left reminds me of this
just pooed in the piss bottle, my life is ruined
>>203144051This is making it. Loyal wife and insane wealth. He also owns a substantial proportion of the Hawaiian island of Kauai and has built a massive network of bunkers. It's the island where they shot a decent amount of the first Jurassic Padk
rorke learning how to pick up women from the gammons in the boozer
Nigel Farage is the most pro eu brexiteer going e.g. married to multiple eu nationals, has children with eu passports and eu citizenship, was an mep and has an mep pension and allegedly even tried to get a german passport after brexitNow he's about to pocket £73k eu pension
waiting for some cocksucker on ebay to reply to my message
rorke taking advice from an alcoholic divorcee who will need to work until he dies of skin cancer at age 66
>>203144196>You dont want to be in the EU! You hate all europeans how csn you be married to a European if you want to leave the EU!I never understand this thought process
leftypol thinking he's too good for working class white people
leftypol confused, thinking brexit meant we were going to military war with the EU and its citizens
>>203144196There is no such thing as an "EU national"
>>203144196low IQ take
>>203144257they never make the distinction of EU, they always say "left Europe"
more like P.U.
>>203144272yeah there is
Gimps who cry when you tell them India owns Land Rover, Jaguar, BSA, Norton, Royal Enfield.
>>203144290>they never make the distinction of EUYes they do, frequently in fact
>>203144036Alri athleisure mong>its a reeeaaal wooorddd wAaaaaaah
leftypol taking advice from rose and spirit the transsexual transracial vegan couple who rent one of the rooms in his 5 bed houseshare
I'm a centrist. Centypol innit hahah
>>203144051Hope he dies painfully lol
>they're too scared to post
>>203144307Nope, fictional nonsense term made up by Euronationalists
>>203144175Why do people make bunkers in volcanically active areas like this or NZ?
>>203144002Yes mate, this is the wayUnless of course you’re just pretending to be white
going to a singles' dating event
>>203144371>EuronationalistsFictional nonsense term
>>203144365don't think you actually laughed out loud
>>203144175Why do you worship material success
>European (white) nationalism is badgreat way to tell me you're jewish
>>203144398Nope
Gimps who cry when you tell them only 3 clubs in the premier league have majority owners from their local community.
>>203144413How so?
>>203144404Haha got me lol x
>>203144316Why wouldnt they cry?
>>203144372don't think he's planning to live for eons but i could be wrong on further thought
>>203144416which clubs?
why does elon musk do the jump
>>203142566>>203142566
>>203144372That island isn't volcanically active
Gimps who cry when you tell them Royal Mail is owned by a Czech.
>>203144466Brighton brentford and ipswich i assume Tottenham too
>>203143765pooed a chocolate egg
