mother hen edition >>203153773previous
cutesy animal OPs are cringe and women tier
>>203163046Wtf is that real
>>203163070what would you prefer
>>203163070Shut up, I love her threads
>>203163070YOU CANT SAY THAAAAAT NOOOOOOO
tfw no bunny gf
Id rather have cute animals than tranny shit
>>203163089me when no sweet treat
>>203163089This is what happens to white men when they say 40 year old hags don't arouse them
What about cute tranny animals?
>>203163078yeah bunnies lay eggs think about iteaster bunny, and egg hunts go together it just makes sense
>>203163124All trannies are animals and none of them are cute
>>203163121i vaguely get it but i don't actually really get it. just the gist
I kinda wanna listen to an episode of Talk Tuah. I am very curious to find out what those useless jewish whores are yapping about that they think the rest of the world should hear.
yay jews
>>203163197it's just interviews with c list celebrities, not really worth looking into
Spinster HATES the hawk tuah girl lmao
>>203163213Damn. I was hoping they would discuss their childhood trauma while cackling like hyenas. Siiiigh *zips up dick*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0sxgYAmLM
I wish the girls in the /CUM/ ZONE would be my gfs. I want a harem
>>203163294SOVL
>>203163311even if my vagine is a pp???
any hurricane updates
>>203163349nigra das gay
I wish I was internet famous so I could be on the talk tuah podcast
>>203163351i heard the new one is gonna be a category 5
>>203163357?/??
>>203163360>the top 4 podcasts are absolute NPC slop for low IQ mongrelsImagine my shock.
>>203163378i want gf(no pen0r)
>>203163366but when it lands it'll be 3 or 4the surges are 10-15 feet though so fuck tampa i guess
I bet I could beat Tucker Carlson in a fight
>>203163387What should the top podcast be
>>203163416fuckin weirod
>>203163086Tay
i don't understand ethical non-monogamy.
>>203163429>I can beat up a senior citizen nerd in a fight This is a feat for cucknadians
>>203163418i worry about that one (german?) tourist anon that was here yesterday, who is staying in his rental on the west coast of florida because who he's renting from told him he just installed 'hurricane proof windows' he has no way of knowing better he's never had to deal with that kind of thing. i tried to tell him he should probably evacuate
>>203163070>>203163454>The coomer can't appreciate innocent and wholesome cuteness Go figure
>>203163436A podcast where it's me and my beautiful wife and we flirt with eachother and she takes my mind off of my worries by telling me about her day.
>>203163460mental gymnastics for narcissistic cheaters to not feel bad about their actions, mostly
>>203163464I could beat Ben Shapiro in a fight
coomer OPs >>> ai cutesey slop
I almost beat Abigail Shapiro in a fight but then she started pounding on me with her giant milkers and I left with 2 black eyes
>>203163486i'll invest, but only when you get married
>>203163563I guess we're never getting that podcast... :(
>>203163563Why don't you marry him
It should be impossible to be as gay as I am
>>203163536>>203163070where are you faggots when incels abandon the coomer threads
Looking for wife to start podcast with.Must be :-woman-kind-pretty -not brown/black eyes
>>203163628The Mexican posts ugly women
Have you ever noticed that there are like 15 different shows about first responders and they are all basically carbon copies of each other?
someone please convince me to kms. i just need that last little push.
>>203163351nothing ever happens
>>203163721Jesus loves you
>>203163721Suicide can always wait one more day
>>203163721don't to that im going to push you the other way away from doing thatyour mom would be sad, at the very least wait until tomorrow and think about it again
>>203163721you will amount to nothing. Kill yourself or don’t, it makes no difference
>>203163721don't be a pussy
>>203163695Third Watch is the best one
>>203163721just say you need attention nobody gives a fuck if you kill yourself or don't
>>203163808Turd watch
>>203163808What the fuck is up with their heads lmao
>>203163648low test>>203163695frfrThere was one in california though (idk the name) but the scenarios were just based off of dramatic shit that was plausibly plausible, so it was pretty entertaining
>>203163808wtf i thought non-white people weren't allowed to be in tv shows in america
>>203163695you mean law & order shit or reality tv like Cops or Live PD
gonna go start on my cottage piebye
How many ads with empowered fat black women did you see today?
>>203163955I don't watch TV and I have adblock on my computer. 12.
>>2031639550
>>203163955Zero.
>>203163955what the others said, i don't know why you would willingly expose yourself to sloppa like that
look at this retarded zone shit
>>203164000>>203163999Based and block pilled
>>203163999>>203164000zeromind
>>203163910I liked the movie Uncut Gems, opals featured prominently
I want to relay to cum my life's most embarrassing incindent that occured today at work.>go to a usually free conference room alone for lunch> put vtuber shit on the 67" screen (yes I am ashamed) and dim the lights>10 minutes later the whitest HR roastie whose name was prolly Paige or something barges in and tuns on the lights>I fumble in reaction to the suddenness>stares at me watching a loli vtuber doing the silliest things>makes a poker face and tells me that she has booked the room>watches me pathetically pack up and leave while maintaining her pokerfaceI want to fuckin die. She'll tell her army of colleagues tomorrow. I'll be so paranoid from tomorrow onwards aaaaaah
>>203164019You don't live in a red area do you?
>>203164019living in a state that gets hurricanes every single year from now until the heat death of the universe is erm like really bad okay?
>>203164048That's what you get for watching vtuberslop
Is the key to winning a woman's heart buying her an opal?
>>203164048>> put vtuber shit on the 67" screen (yes I am ashamed) and dim the lightsWhy the fuck would you do this?
>>203164048sorry that i can't relate to your giga'tism.
these zones are retarded too>>203164053im trailer trash I dont live near the ocean
>>203164119Because I've done this before with no interruptions
What the devil is a "cottage pie"?
>>203164116bitches love rocks this isn’t news
>>203164133Well as long as the tornadoes don't start up :\
>>203164048>put vtuber shit on the 67" screen (yes I am ashamed) and dim the lightsyou deserve your fate.
>>203163046>follie a dough cost twice as much as the first joker costed to produce>it barely outsold some nondescript cartoon flick>slammed on rt>phoenix and madonna distancing themselves from the projectchudbros we cant stop winning
>>203164180>follie a dough cost twice as much as the first joker costed to producewhat the fuck? costed? really nigga?
>>203164192ESL niggas run /int/. step up.
>>203164180unironically believe this was a tax writeoff/money laundering project
>>203164048Who fucking cares, own that shit. Yeah I like vtuber so what Rachel? What are you gonna do about it huh???????
>>203164116It's the key to Kevin Garnett's heart
my defense stat has gotten pretty low recent. i should hit up the gym.
>>203164141Do you work in a big office? Hard to believe no one heard you watching it.>>203164206Esto
>>203164249I believe in your success
>>203164180i want eve to [spoiler]BRAPPP HER GUTS OUT ON MY FUCKING FACE[/spoiler]
>>203164180>doughit's pronounced "doo"
>>203164220Can't compete with foid gossip broski>>203164255Its a campus. Multiple buildings. The one that I go to is above the gym so not many people come up there
life aint shit but a fat vagina
why do we call groups of buildings for school/work "campuses" but we call groups of buildings for housing "complexes"?
>>203164334I don't know, but the jews likely have something to do with it.
>>203164348THE *quintessential* usa flag poster with strange regretful baggage
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE(INSANE IN THE BRAIN)
>>203164348if you kill yourself immediately you'll never make it to 30hope this helps
Naming hurricanes is autistic
>almost 110 posts>only 13 imagesImagine coming to an imageboard to NOT post images, how odd
>>203164299I worked for a big ass zog corp and a lot of my female coworkers liked anime and whatnot. I don't think what you did is a big deal. However your awkward reaction to it instead of owning it and the fact you probably don't shower like most pajeet will make women talk about how creepy you are so it might be over
hurricane "SIPPY CUP RETARD" just blew through this thread, watch out for his post
>>203164408
i need panda express RIGHT NOW
Got Doom + Doom II gifted for free on Steam.
hawk tuah the polls
>>203164409>and the fact you probably don't shower like most pajeet will make women talk about how creepy you are so it might be overBodied 'im
>>203164424vote on that thang
>>203164421Who gifted you
No wait it just replaced the original Doom. I still have Doom II separate.So its Doom + Doom II and then its Doom II.Great job Gaben. You have yet to fail me once.
>>203164443 >>203164446
I want to try doom 3 but im afraid of scary games
>>203164408when ur right ur right
Doom? I'm more into Coom
>>203164409Mean
>>203164496bros a doomer
>>203164472Play the BFG edition. They fucked up the lighting so a lot of the spook factored was removed.
>>203164509>>203164494i never got zoom eternal
>>203164496which one is your favorite
>>203164505stinky curry
>>203164496>Farcry
>>203164521I dont want to play an inferior version
should i get UFO50
>>203164536what
>>203164524dead space by far.
It's just me against the world
>>203164568no way
>>203164561I got callisto protocol for free on epic games have you played it before?
>>203164539Well then grow a pair and play the original.
LGBT? Yeah I support LGBTLet'sGetBeerTogether
its too scary
If you make fun of LGBBQ+ pipo in /cum/ there is an American and Canadian who get mad
>>203164442what kind of demons though?
im playing silen hill 2, its alright. very overrated though
>>203164635michael said it was slop however
>>203164644whos michael
The CIA made me jack off or something o algo
>>203164621All of them.
every man wants a brahmin woman
>>203163902Like there's a Chicago Fire and a Chicago PD and many more
>>203164674no
>>203164651https://www.youtube.com/live/tcw8OgLhNtc?si=B-Qv-ULqLzMIR0K_&t=300
>>203164674when I used interpals there was a somewhat attractive jeeta who told me she was a Brahmin and that a lot of other White guys wanted to date her for that reason. Idk what her angle was with that but I didn't believe it
don't forget to like and subscribe
>>203164701She wanted to look high value
>>203164693shall NOT be listening to this freak
Bros my ban expires in 2 hours!I can't wait to post with all y'all again
>>203164701Her angle was that she wanted you to be balls deep inside of her. Interpals girls are massive sluts. I love them so much
>>203164722He is /v/ incarnate its hilarious and his streams are comfy
>>203164674
>>203164742shut up dalit
>>203164724tranny jannies bans you for anything and call it "political discussion"
>>203164576i havent. i dont use EGS t b h
>>203164734is it a bit
>be orange>have blue eyeslel
>>203164674>That abo nose>"brahmin" genesSomeone tell this wall-hit jeeta that it stopped being about genes a thousand years ago
>>203164767pretty sure they have some sort of automated something when you type a certain t word. wonder if it works for the disgusting h (C?) word too?
>>203164771I only use epic for free games they sometimes give out games that are $60 on steam for free
>>203164783obviously
>>203164814i will not be a statistic in timmys gay launcher
>>203164767big step xister is watching you xxxddddd
>>203164814I haven't bought a single game on EGS and probably have like 100 games on there
Once I set up my computer again I will install Valorant and hit on egirls.
is this the real lifeor blormpf realtywon in a landslideto escape from trannity
>>203164848you will fail
>>203164862hes gonna lose
I flirt with gamer girls by focusing them in game
im back
>>203164889JAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYHALP
>>203164889yes if britishno if brapzil
i have not eaten anything today and im getting really sleep.
Do Quebeckers really
>>203164901fasting is good. just stay hydrate
if your friends arent taking you up they're taking you down
>>203164901rip monke;_;
is it just meor is it getting crayzier out there
>>203164901it's ok, you need to lose some weight anyway
want to die ngl
>you weren't born an extremely mid girl
if you say janny three times in front of a mirror they'll appear behind you and give you a kiss on the cheek
>>203164863Wrong. I've done it before with great success.(they like my voice)
>>203164930its true
the cause of all suffering is men comparing themselves to each other.just appreciate the ride. be thankful you get to experience this for a bit before returning to the void
>>203164941If I were a girl I'd do the same. Can't really blame them
>>203164941Being that average She must’ve committed sexual atrocities to get creeps to throw money at her
>>203164941i want to be a woman too
>>203164961fatty fat fat
>>203164973but you cannot be
Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.
wearing tighter clothes motivates me to not be a fatso
we can all be women if we try guys
>>203164941theres a reason why every single tribe and nation in history has stripped women of all rights and privileges. im just saying
and by wearing tighter clothes I mean they became tighter
>>203164941>mid>posts very basic nudes>makes enough to buy a housewho the fuck is giving her money
>>203165001NOT true
>>203165016Maybe she’s really nice
>>203165018yes you can sister!
>>203165016I've never seen her nudes, or even heard of her before, but she kinda has that girl next door thing going I guess?? idk
>we can all be women if we try guys
>vrombissante
Leftover banana bread (cake)
Would you a fembot with a pepe the frog????
>>203165062that looks really good ngl
tried to spy on my cat got bored after watching him for 8 minutes
>>203165086he's gonna jump on your counter when you look away
chest ahead
>>203165078Would she me though?
>>203165102u?no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q78m-Xj_ln4thread theme
divide and conquerrussians will never forget
>>203164568Calm down 2paco
>>203164550FarCry is trash.
>>203164144what i do for cottage pie is brown a bit of ground beef in sausage in a pan, saute some onions and celery carrots in a pan, then mix it all and add garlic and flour, you can add frozen corn and peas at this step but i don't do thisthen you just spoon your mashed potatoes over the top, and add a cheese of your choice on top and bake it in the oven until it's goldenit's a comfort food of mine and it's really really good and i recommend it as an easy hearty meal >>203165062enjoy buddy
i saw a vagina the other day
niggas be believin in the power of true love n sheet(it's me i'm niggas)
>>203165164IN REAL LIFE?!
>>203165152Can you post a pic of the pie Post a pic of it sliced if possible
>>203164767>>203164812You can't say the T word or the KH words either
>>203164568May I join your holy crusade?
>>203165085i'd give you some
>>203165152But why do you call it Cottage Pie?
>>203165062banana bread is so good. the real best is banana nut muffins though
>>203165097He's an outside cat
>>203165171yes. on a woman
>>203165152what spices do you addlast time i made it i followed a recipe but i wasn't a fan of it(the recipe), it ended up too rich and savoury
>>203165178Nah I was also once banned for typing the word redacted in place of their names
N
what is UP, everyone?! this town is crazy. let's hear it for this town! yeah, scream, i like that. so before the show i was just walking around this beautiful neighborhood, taking in all the amazing sights and sounds of this wonderful town. and i slipped in something on the sidewalk. HUMAN SHIT! that's insane! don't see that everywhere. that's what makes this town special. so anyway, i slip in this shit, and SPLAT i fall ass first into it and it splatters everywhere. i got it on my hands, my back, some gets into my mouth somehow. i'm wretching, i spit it out and i accidentally spit it right into the face of this homeless chick. well, i thought she was homeless, but she maybe she just had that dirty, smelly chiq that make this town famous. she thought i was hitting on her, so she grabs me and and we go out into the alley behind this club. yeah THIS club, and i fuck her right there in the alley. i didn't have a condom, so i really hope she wasn't homeless cuz i can't afford to go to a doctor you know what i mean? american healthcare sucks! fuck america! excpet this town. this town is beautiful. i love you! goodnight!
>When it comes to happiness, 86 per cent of Americans think Canadians are happier than themAmericabros...
>>203165234If only they knew how bad things really are.
>>203165176it's already gone sorry i had a bit and my brother was over working on my car and he had the rest i kind of had to feed him to return the favor but next time i make it i'll post a cross section>>203165204i don't know thats just what my mom called it so that's what i call itpeople also call it shepherds pie, but that recipe calls for lamb instead of beef
u know theres always the black dude in the old ass car thats falling apart blasting music and the bass vibrating the body panels of the thing? im gonna go out for a drive and be that guy but im going to listen to speedcore. have a good night anons
>>203165229well yeah the tranny janny dislikes politics but specifically only US presidential elections being discussed directly or even somewhat implicitly. But they do seem to have some kind of filter for the names, you can check the archive and see the regularly delete any mention of those 2 names.
>>203165216why were you stalking this poor girl
Fell half asleep multiple times in choir rehearsalNeed to get better sleep
>>203165270i gave her money so its ok
>>203165234are you implying that i won't be able to live my dream in nunavut?
>>203165221tomato paste to thicken thyme, salt and peppersome people use worcestershire but i don't prefer it
>>203165289>he wants to pay $65 for a box of cokesAnon, I...
Anybody up for a game of top trumps?
I don't take any Russians that post on 4chan seriously because they're either disabled or too cowardly to fight in the war.
Canada doesn’t have a cool abbreviation like USA
How come in the age of feminism and equality, working on cars and appliances remains a universally male thing to do
>>203165263After re-reading the recipe I finally realized that it was indeed a shepherd's pie. Goddamn it I am so retarded.I haven't had that in so long. I want some pie.
>>203165323i think it's because women just want high paying do-nothing jobs in offices
>>203165309Only the retarded and poor get sent to the front lines and the average russian doesnt speak english so you are talking to above average ones here
>>203165317>yfw Canada doesn't even have a cool full name>We are literally just "CANADA" officially>not "the commonwealth of", "the monarchy of", "the federation of" just "Canada"Weird thing is we did sorta have a title but the Laurentian frog elites didn't want to keep it
>>203165323feminism never meant females will be equals of males, it just meant they want the authority of males while still being able to run back behind the feminine label when it suits them
>>203165332Judging by many of these posts here I would think the retards get to stay home
i could've been somebody in greco roman times
>reinstall titanfall 2>play a match of pilots vs pilots>type "slam dunk a ni99er baby in a trash can" right before the match ends>chuckle to myself for 10 seconds straightIts the little things in life
>>203165376That's what you think that's not what you know
>>203165323for the same reason that childcare and teaching is a female dominated fieldnobody is forcing anyone to work in that field, it's just the way brains are wired toward certain things. the male mind is very mechanically inclined
yes, yes, we get it. hating russia is very kosher and appropriate. it allows you to have a cathartic release for your pent up racism in a way that won't get you ostracized.
>>203165407America was much more kino when sandpeople were the most hated group
>>203165407I hate Lithuanians too but they're nowhere near as annoying online.
For me it's hating niggers and jews
https://www.tiktok.com/@mizzimie/video/7380076414315384094?lang=enIdk if I'm dumb or have an innocent baby brain but can someone tell me what this is meant to imply?
>>203165420i met a lithuanian in high school and she was hot as hell. she was a junior olympiad, and I was intimidated by her. by the time i was an athletic champ, she started dating some other huge junior olympiad. i haven't thought about this in many years
Eating the second half of my chocolate bar
>>203165458my sweet treat was a glass of strawberry milk after dinner
>>203165407This but with jeets
>>203165447i have too many cookies and javascript elemnts blocked to view this site. download the video, post it in /wsg/ webm's for other threads and link it back here
I am annoyed by those Gaza begging for money ads. Why does the Youtube algorithm think I care about sandniggers getting mulched by kikes?
>>203165471I don't care enough to do all that
>>203165416>>203165423>>203165468why not all of the above?
>>203165485it's not worth the trouble don't worry it's just gross
>>203165447Semen from her sexual partners has leaked from her genitalia post-coitus and stained her undergarments with a white colour, similar to bleach.
>>203165464I use to love nesquik strawberry milk
>>203165483if you willingly see ads, you should be locked in a chastity cage for the rest of time
Israel solution idea:One state, administered by the British
>>203165504i always keep some of the nesquik powderyou should get some it's as good as you remember
>>203165516they would be biased towards jews like last time
israel solution idea: replace all native inhabitants with WASPs
>>203165501OhI guess I expected the reason to have slightly more class than that thank u
>>203165516>British Mandate Palestine>Jerusalem an international enclave administered by Americans, British, French, and RussiansMake it happen
>>203165533>I guess I expected the reason to have slightly more class than thatSocial media just allows porn outright now
Why is there no solidarity with the people in Asheville Is America a fake country
>>203165532wasps are scary though they sting
>>203165523I already drink milk in the form of breakfast essentials
Israel solution idea:Take Texans and relocate them to Israel en masseGive Texas to Saudi Arabia and make them take care of Palestinians there
>>203165553not the heckin redneckerinos
>>203165553because everyone hates each other now because of stupid politics and social media
>>203165568this but with alberta
>>203165568this idea sucks
>>203165509I refuse to pay for premium on my phone
here's a fun tip for your thanksgiving leftovers but it also works with your leftover sunday roast>dice the meat(turkey or beef roast) and heat it up in the leftover gravy >in another pan fry up the leftover potatoes(mix regular and sweet)>serve the meat sauce over the potatoes like a stir fry or curryand you're done! bon appetite!
>>203165575cant hate anyone if you dont interact with anyone
>>203165605baa
I wish meals could be fully replaced with pills like in old scifi movies
>>203165590that sounds pretty goodi've had a thanksgiving leftover casserole someone made before and it was vile but this sounds a lot better
>>203165605WWAKE UP SHEOPLE
think i want to play stardew valley but this time for real i wont quit halfway through the game
>>203165628that game is for girls
>>203165622mmm nuggies
>>203165639>>203165639>>203165639>>203165639
>>203165640TOO EARLY.
>>203165638I imagine it would taste like gummy worms
>>203165586Get Firefox and install uBlock.
>>203165645it was one post early relax
caressing smooth canadian boy butts...
>>203165622My understanding is people have tried this and they don't like it. The pills can contain all the nutrients necessary but not the calories usually, so it's like taking pills with some gruel slop. Not appetizing irl
>>203165586use any number of the free and easily available alternatives.
>>203165664take the pills and then you can eat whatever junk food you want to get the calories
just went to the gas station and got some peanut mms. I know you're jealous but try to keep it under wraps
Got findommed by burger king again
