Irish and Jamaican edition
>>203167139same species btw
poo smells
i want to have sex with a down syndrome girl i dont care if its frowned upon
thinking about making a cake
>>203167163bloody hell mate...
>>203167163
>>203167154
>>203167139Rape the fucking disabled
Does mental health issues really exist? I've been watching a lot of alt-youtube and there's two sides about whether it's legitimate and overblown or just non-existent.
>>203167177>>203167180problem is theyre babied too much these days theyve always got a tard wrangler with them so its impossible to get them 1 on 1 for a shag which sucks because you just know they would be keen and probably demonic in the sack
>>203167194yes but it's a meme because all the direct information is by definition self reported
>>203167205mate they're mentally children
no hat, no play, no school today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhNYwJ0BaxUJust because you're an incelIt doesn't mean that you're no goodJust because you're a posterIt doesn't mean it's understood
>>203167216not all of them plus is theyre physically grown up who cares
>apply for job>never get a call back>repeat the cycle million times
Cutter in my right hand, smoke in my left handRocks on my damn feet, my face rock a skin maskDrag 'em through the woods, got your hoe on a pentagramGrave Man drag you down on the Rainbow BridgeHit you with my nail bat, it will be my pleasureI still see things beyond your comprehensionHaunted Mound occultist, we some necromancersBald skinny hoes on a chain, mine foreverGod can't save you now, night of the skinwalkerLord have no mercy, I am unrepentantBeen up for 40 days, ridin' out for 40 nightsCarve my name into your fleshYou know we brought the cutter knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Tg_oN4yGs
Thanks, Phil.
>>203167244kicking in the front seat sitting in the backseatwhich seat will I take?
>>203167182LOL they showed this to me in school
Watching (and laughing) some chuds cry about Australia going libtard while cooking some pasta. How's your Tuesday going lads?
heheh dey show me dis a school
>>203167311bit early for dinner isn't it
laughing some chuds cry
>>203167315I had to be re-educated for being racist
>>203167322I'm cooking now so I can have dinner ready in a few hours.
>>203167355why not just cook it in a few hours blud you'll have to reheat it now
Any stock and shares man in?>got $330K USD of shares, I have
>>203167374bro is like 45
participating in a group poo
>>203167374got 4l of low sodium chicken stock mesen
>>203167374If that's most of your wealth I'd suggest moving some of that to cash
too financially illiterate to invest in something confidently
>>203167361I'm technically on the clock but I already pumped out my work so I'll rather do chores in somebody elses time. Besides, there's no need to use the microwave to heat it up, just add a tiny bit of water to the pot and turn on the stove and it'll be like you just made it.
>If that's most of your wealth I'd suggest moving some of that to cash
>>203167393
>>203167393why's he got his pubes shaved into a little hitler 'tache
>>203167396*too financially illiterate to confidently invest in something
>>203167393um
*ahem*house pricesIQsalaryreligionpoliticsracetrans peopleLGBTQI+*smiles smugly as the thread destroys itself*
>>203167393Cock looks very swollen
>>20316737934 jej>>203167384should have gone with high sodium, bruce>>203167390I have $15K in cash. $300K of the shares are in individual companies too, not index funds.
>>203167450how about this insteadshould we abolish the monarchy
>>203167433quite literally doesn't matter
>>203167469hold yourself to a higher standard of expression
>>203167469*doesn't quite matter literally
>>203167478*literally doesn't quite matter
i live in penrith
reckon i have some australian-gook cousins from my grandad's days in vietnam
>>203167517shame because she'd be a real catch without her family
>>203167139you know the communists didn't have a bad idea of forcing the rich to work to death they serve zero propose
>>203167533what an interesting thoughtI'll get a large quarter pounder meal with a sprite
another day
>>203167517shes one of those nu south africans that likes black people
>>203167543AS THE WAVES POUND UPON MEAS THE WATER DRAGS ME DOWNICE CREAM
>>203167543that looks fun
>>203167542funny thing i can't even find work its been a 1 month of spam applying and calling places non stop i might start honestly punching managers for not hiring me
lol NoContextBrits just posted this on Twitter and the seething responses from Americans are hilariousmaybe they don't know it's a joke?
>>203167517Well, who could have foreseen this?
the types of people i met when i went to do my additional testing for enlisting into the adf>20s chubby asian womanspoke to her the most, she was ex-code monkey looking for an officer tech role, nicest gal there>freckled white guyfinancebro, friendly, asked me what i wrote in the personal responses questionnaire which i found weird>skinny asian guydressed up the most formally, sat alone in the corner quite a bit way and didn't speak to anyone, said he finished high school last year>f-eshayblondie that came wearing adidas shirts and pants(?), didn't get a chance to speak to herthere's probably one or two others i missed
>>203167583screeching
Our traditional dishes make use of pepper, cloves, mace, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, ginger, allspice, etc. We LOVE our spice.
>>203167588
>>203167588yeah?
that's cheese
>>203167517That bottom pic is quite normal for children.
Got the x-files on
>>203167620x-files more like zzzzz files
Bloody nostrils are dry!! Humid weather you see
>>203167586who is this
Hull Fair
slavic women seem to be the absolute bottom of the barrel
>>203167634is google broken
>>203167643yeah
>>203167639Aight. Lets see your gf then.
>>203167634
>>203167656not talking about looks though am Ithey all seem to just have a whorish nature about them
>they all seem to just have a whorish nature about them
>>203167667there are whores amongst all races of women you retard. let me take this a step further, why is it that men are allowed to be whores but women cant?
>>203167676>>203167689ok anastasiya kuznetsova no need to get defensive it was a mere observation
>>203167667This is very truet. eastern euro
>>203167689>why is it that men are allowed to be whores but women cant?because in our current society, any woman can much more easily have sex as much as she likes compared to a man. Not an incel, I'm just describing existing conditions
Getting ready for a filthy babestation wank
>>203167619this desuit's almost as if someone cherry picked the images to make it look as bad as it possibly can, but who would do that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O16VXyCqMGw
>>203167751women cant be whores without a men, you think the men having extramarital sex with these whores aren't fucking prostitutes and other side hoes/tinder flings aswel? i do agree with what you're saying but i dont see how its relevant, sex is as accessible to men as it for women if not more because men are able to rape if they so choose and therefore can get more sex than a whore
any rumbledethumps man in
>>203167854you're making a lot of good points lad
>>203167311I'm back. Lost interest when they started saying females shouldn't wear pants.
>>203167864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X8wwQiWugI
>>203167588your better off than me no one will give me the time of day here and it pisses me off. I wanted to give the hiring manager at starbucks a punch in the kidneys
>>203167904>age-restricted contentnot joining the you tube just to watch this shite
not such good sleep
>“It’s an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane,” said John Morales, a hurricane specialist for NBC 6 South Florida, who choked up on air. “This is just horrific.”
>>203167923need to be 18 to post on 4chan mate, come back in a few years, yeah?
my last interview the guy rejected me because i didn't experience making coffee so instead of punching her in the liver i basically grabbed my black coffee and threw it on her car
>>203167921isn't it super easy to get into the us military?
>>203167978i can't join my vision is -0.75 and -1.00
>>203167964based ESL tard
>>203167977is that wettmelons? her tits deflated a bit
Yesterday 1st class stamp price rose by 30p. Royal Mail hasn't met delivery targets.1st class stamp £1.65; 2nd class 85p. At privatisation in 2013: 1st class 60p; 2nd class 50pBenefit of privatisation - Higher prices for worst service.
>>203168062think she lost some weight fair play
going to try and do a poo before going to work
get jiggy wid it
raining i thinkmight be an opportunity to test out my new brolly
>>203168119how tf do you ask a bee its pronouns?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE4VlA_9OrI
>>203168140asking is easy but it can be hard to understand them, they trip over their words a lot... bumblebees
well excuuuuuse bee
I want a job so bad i am seriously giving i applied everywhere and begged people to let me in. i want to be productive and i don't want to rot. I am demoralized
managed to squeeze out a small amount of pooa long way from all of it but it's all i can manage right now
>>203167712can confirm also as an eastern eurohate it
Another day on hell island
>>203168419
any good documentaries about british farmers? the more remote the better
Repugnant slug of a man
still devastated by the departure of sue gray
>>203168500Clarkson's Farm
Good morning to my fellow Marxists
>>203168597what kind of marxist are you
Thinking about taking up a physical self-defence sport.
ichthonous eel that you are
>>203167374Ye, got £104k in my S&S ISA but will take out a chunk of that for a deposit on a house
>>203167583Do not find this woman funny at all
considered becoming a drug dealer once but the repercussions of getting busted seem a bit stiff, reckon financial crime would be the smarter choice, worst case scenario it's 2-3 years in a minimum security prison
I am demoralized I can't find work I am getting cabin fever from hardly leaving the house only for the gym. I want to get a job I will fucking suck a dick for one
>>203168536Honestly don't understand how Kier has fumbled the first few months this badly. I reckon the media frenzy hasn't helped
>>203168808>I will fucking suck a dick for onewould you really, be honest
>>203168808if you were really desperate for a job you'd swallow your pride and go work at mcdonalds
Fucking hell lads, I'm supposed to be going that way tomorrow
>>203168576Got it on
windy outflorida weather
>can’t buy booze until 10:30Wtf is this
>>203168821>>203168828There isn't a McDonald's in my area but I applied to Walmart and even fucking Wendy's. I got a interview but no call back even after calling them 4 times. I fucking hate this shithole
>>203168883don't know anything about wendy's but if they're like any other fast food place they'll employ literally anyone, your resume must be absolute dogshit, go to an employment agency and have them help you rewrite it
>>203168838>nearing the mathematical limitsuch sensationalist bullshit
>>203168820he has no spine except when it comes to purging the left
callers MUST be over 16 (but not by too much, obviously)
>>203168838just popping to florida are you
Searching for posts that contain ‘catberg’. 4165 results found.
Thulean Perspective
>>203168926Wendy's doesn't accept a resume they just ask for your phone number and email then tell you to wait while you do a quiz Also I'd wouldn't sucking dick for work as long as it was small
a pu bld mrai raeto larae avek ges en r
>>203169055kino channel but he's unironically a sociopathic freak proved by his twitter which followed the deletion of it
I am entering The Portal
>>203169052gf's dad lives there
>>203169100He's still on there, has some humane and modern messages now actually. Should never take non-white slaves, for instance, you heard about this? That's what Varg is saying, you should never take black or brown slaves because you might procreate with them and muddy the pure white genepool.
*puts my hand on your lap*What do you like about me...?
I love Fern Brady
might wank
>>203169365It's that f-fava bean smell precious
reckon rape jokes will make a comeback on the coming years
I think what makes Israel's response to the 7 Oct special military operation so insulting is that not once did they even attempt a proportionate response by singing "Don't look back in anger"
A man can't even attempt suicide without being hit with a million dollar medical bill s M h
get in
is it even possible to have a working class serfdom life where you work to pay rent and not want to smoke and so drugs?
there's just no possible reason I'd set myself on fire
fuck boomers
>>203169655Obviously don’t believe in much do you bruce
Heh. Once my face was in pain for a week after smile. I just forgot how to do that.
Feeling pozzed. Feeling woke. Feeling ZESTY.
>>203169734alri diego
Garmonbozia.
>>203169734Classic Diego
>>203169687believe in not setting myself on fire
>>203169797Coward
>>203169759sometimes my arms bend back
>>203169833alright lad go torture yourself to death over desert people fighting over rocks
I'm in Tampa. The hurricane is fast approaching, yet here I sit shitposting with the lads.
>>203169647>so drugs?Errrrrrr what?!? That doesn’t make sense?? Lmao
>>203169876Makes me shudder that these people exist
Mad how the inventor of the telephone was like>Yeah I can convert electrical currents into voices, just give me a sec
>>203169876I squeezed a tube of tomato puree too hard and the other end exploded and it got on the ceilingcan you believe that?like something out of mr bean
>>203169647Everyone is "paying rent" in one way or another
>>203169900anything electrical related just does my head in when I think about itjust doesn't make sense does it
>>203169903You silly little man
why does it feel so good to piss your life away?
>>203169919don't talk to me like that :3c
>>203169930It’s what God intended lad
Mr bean. Funny.
>>203169930death drive
>>203169915for me its cameras i just can't comprehend how they can capture something in real life and convert it to a digital image or even just analog cameras and they were doing it like 200 years ago even CPUs make more sense
>>203169930Faustian spirit
>>203169930it's comfortable
>>203169956>CPUsthey're all incredible simple when you think about it. only thing is that you need to clock them insanely high to get any performance.
There's this girl I haven't seen in a year, met her a couple times beforrReached out to me about going on a date, extremely rare occurrence She said she's had "a big year" and hasn't elaborated Very interesting
>>203170003you're about to be a father
How we all doing today, underneath this sky so blue?
>>203169876irish diaspora
do you ever get overcome with that feeling that there's something you should be doing right now but you can't quite place what it is?
>>203170041had that since I was at school and it's never gone away
>>203170041Yes, it’s called anxiety, it’s bullshit
storming out, hope my car doesn't get hailed on
>>203169956Well see, an image is projected onto light-sensitive paper and then treated in a liquid to preserve the image Simple, you see?
niggas
>>203170013Aye but I never had sex with her (yet)
>>203170063ktim
I am fucking ADDICTED to zyn
>>203170045i think it's some kind of instinctive demanding that i do something, anything other than sit around comfortably in my smelly bedroomplow a field, fight in a war, do something productive
>>203170029doing ok how about yourself?
completely overcast where i am
>>203170074Just trying to ease into the morning mate. Not feeling too bad though
>>203170066you're the man who stepped up
>>203170114How about you be the man who shut up heheheheh
>>203170125ahaha xx
>>203170080sun keeps going in and out here
Make my arsehole a gooey mess. I need your warm slime dripping out of my botty. I’m in heat. My boyhole needs to be ravaged. Soho. 4am. Be there.
May you live in kino times
>>203170184Hahahahaha people gon die
>>203170184birmingham mentioned
dey be active x
>>203170072That voice is not your friend
any gangsta ass niggas in
>>203170041yes (gaining a clue)
Did a really big poo this morning
>>203170240you sure? it seems like a voice of reason
>>203170250yeah. you need someone capped, homie?
>>203170282get them housedget them wanked
>Yeah lets build our houses in this area that's prone to severe hurricanes>What should we build our houses out of?>I don't know, fucking wood and paper.Why are yanks like this?
i'd rather birmingham never be mentioned utterly utterly horrible place
>>203168799She's trying to do the whole Karl Pilkington thing but a lot lot worse
>>203170303no matter how much i try i just cannot convince myself to give a shit about natural weather disasters in the usathey're boring
>>203170287Bring productive is good and all but not if you need to justify yourself by doing it. Does that voice actually get you doing anything?
>>203170303you realize wood and paper is better for natural disasters right mr frogposter?
In bed wiggling the work mouseYeah this is the life
>>203170303only method of transportation between earth and the land of oz
>>203170341Clearly you dumb yanks didn't read the story of the three little pigs and the big bad wolf when you were young
good morning pineapple
In bed. Farting.
>>203170348is that what you call it aha
hurricanes are boring as fuck
brainberg is messed up cause I spend all day scrolling on YouTube shorts
honestly, sometimes, as a yank, i feel like i'm persona non grata in /brit/
>le male loneliness epidemic ;( boo hooshut the fuck up you little bitch.
>>203170385they grow too much corn
>>203170397you're most welcome here, yanks built this generalthank you for your service
might record myself sitting in my car ranting about le loneliness epidemic and upload it to youtube with the title "the world is collapsing" or something
>>203170401It’s not impressive to be so heartless.
>>203170429be sure to link it here
>>203170429get it on tiktok
off to bed
>go to bed at 18:00>sleep until 01:30>get tired again at 03:30>sleep more until 09:00was a good session honestly dee lads
>>203170443not being heartless, i'm just sick of whingey cunts
I am in my Sensitive Young Man era
Feeling a bit lonely lads.
>>203170464i fell asleep at like 9:50PM last night and i got out of bed at 5:45AMweird early sleep pattern but i'm decently rested
>>203170459sweet dreams cobber xx
>Hurricane Wilma was the most intense tropical cyclone in the Atlantic basin and the second-most intense tropical cyclone in the Western Hemisphere, both based on barometric pressure, after Hurricane Patricia in 2015. Wilma's rapid intensification led to a 24-hour pressure drop of 97 mbar (2.9 inHg), setting a new basin record. At its peak, Hurricane Wilma's eye contracted to a record minimum diameter of 2.3 mi (3.7 km). Hurricanes are freaky
if you're a man over the age of 25 hardly anyone cares about your plightwhining about your misfortune doesn't make people sympathise, it makes them view you as a cowardly runt
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is social distancing
>>203170464dont know how u can do it
>>203170511ktim
Girlfriendberg inexplicably obsessed with the American hurricanesThink tiktok has rotted these younguns' minds
>>203170544'
>>203170520double dose of melatonin and I didn't want to be awake x
>>203170363we did wood and paper = less carnage in natural disaster and easier to rebuildnot hard to grasp
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is to buy a black motorbike and a cool leather jacket and drive around at night listening to music and stopping by McDonalds for a coffee and drinking it in the car park while having a cigarette.You can choose to be either a lonely freak or a cool mysterious lone wolf.
scran
feel like SHIT
>dead internet theory >internet becomes more and more censored by the daymaybe those data hoarders were right all along
right then lads thats me
got frasier on
Will wait a couple of hours before I post my gimmick
>>203170602nothing you described there is "cool" or "mysterious"
>>203170511To be honest if you're between 20 and 40 you don't really have an excuse. You're in your physical prime and represent the strongest and mentally sharpest demographic on earth, the fighting age white man.Become unconquerable.
*turns your heating on*
>>203170675i've got the fan on and windows open
>>203170622what's the point of saving datawould be like collecting your receipts, just a bad habit and a burden if it gets too big
Neighbour being loud upstairs. Sounds like he's moving a cupboard or something.Obnoxious cunt he is
Supergluing my arsehole shut to keep the migrants out
Sometimes you need to put on the autism ear protectors and just be one with life
>>203170782Lovely post
>>203170776Why post thisBizarre
>>203170824what ima do to u cuz
>>203170824It's belgcuck
My shitty superpower would be the ability to turn my senses on and off at will.
post-280 post /brit/ is completely pointless
>>203170844You'll do fuck all
Mad how masculine Pakis areWomen love em
poo
>>203170866Irish diaspora post this
>>203170602>The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is to buy a black motorbike and a cool leather jacket and drive around at night listening to music and stopping by McDonalds for a coffee and drinking it in the car park while having a cigarette.>>203170660>nothing you described there is "cool" or "mysterious"
ah yesthe part of the thread where nobody wants to bother posting cause we're so close to a new thread, yet we can't actually make a new thread until we reach the 310 threshold, so the entire thing just grinds to a halt
Keep getting crushes on women in my life but have no clue how to flirt or even strike up a conversation
>>203170938
>>203170938People made fun of my cool motorbike so I stopped posting.
>>203170938just got nothing to say me x
>>203170979>>203170979>>203170979>>203170979
>>203170962Ask her if she likes cheese
