Ed Edd n Eddy Edition
Dog. Shit. Yank.
had a spicy shite this morning
Right. Coffee sucked. Ciggie inhaled. Time to crack on with the Unitoil.
Might get brekkie made
>>203170979loved this showthey should do a remake for modern audiences
>/bril/
Eating pussy, based or cringe?
>>203171009Doesn’t everything feel better after one’s morning dump?
>>203171012i though ciggies were banned for you zoomers
>>203171012>coffee>ciggieForgot to wash your teeth
>>203171035Love eating pussy me
It's mad how true this is.Normals don't have to try. They simply sail through life, carried by the winds and tides of circumstance. They will naturally reach their destination without any input required on their end.
I need to blow my entire faggot chungus life up to smithereens
current body, current plan:12/3/30 treadmill walk DAILY2550 calories a dayPPL with 3 hard lifts a day
Jack the Ripper was actually a vile Jew named Aaron Kosminski who murdered and raped many women in London
>>203171078that's not you
Got called a boomer. I'm only 31. Stupid kids don't even know what they're talking about
>>203171093what makes you say that
greetings from new york
>I'm only 31
Corrrr my belly is rumbling already
>>203171115ktim
>>203171094you at least know what rizz, ohio, skibid means right?
People keep buying black dolls and books about diversity for my two year old daughterI'm getting her a blonde barbie doll for her birthday and all that shit is going in the bin
>>203171094ok boomer
>>203171102post a timestamp (you won't)
Got a foldable stool for when I do shites so I'm in a squat position, great stuff. Poo flying out like bats at dusk
got the chinese tat ordered from the 'zon
>>203171035There's nothing more based than making a woman cum
>>203171138based
>>203171019Absolutely NOT!It's perfect the way it is...
not afraid to say it anymore. I have YELLOW FEVER. Asian girls ONLY for me. I'm a 31 year old virgin but I WILL get an ASIAN GF in 2025.
>>203171138Good, you need good influences for your daughter. I am based and redpilled, I will happily babysit for you sometime!
Wait so get this BELGIUM is actually ADAM right? And the other guy well that's 190 right? Oh oh! And I almost forgot that ST is actually Tilde from /Britfeel/ right?
>>203171110>AYYYYY IM WALKIN EREEEEE!! EYYYYY DA BIG APPLE!!!! HEY JOEY LETS GRAB A SLICE YA DUMB GABAGOOL! EYYYYYY OOHHHHHH!!
asian gf 2025
i wouldn't describe myself as an antinatalst but the idea of having a child really rubs me the wrong wayit feels like playing god, you can't guarantee that conscious entity will not endure tremendous suffering
fart loading
Ruby Granger bimbofication 2025
>>203171184Maybe not but I can show her there's an alternative
I'm on trans gf 2025
>>203171138I worked at Argos and a lot of kids items were multichoice, so they were the same item and catalogue number but came in different varieties.Every time I gave out a black barbie or doll there was a few seconds of silence and I could see on their faces that they were thinking about asking for a white one but nobody ever did because they don't want to be racist.
>>203171253>FFSFaggot Fucker Syndrome
>>203171238what would a bimbo ruby look like?
>>203171253That's white Meghan Markle
remember that webm of the girl who got a black doll for christmas and gave a look of disgust
Is it normal to have absolutely no passions, goals, motivation etc?
>>203171138Is your daughter black? Why would they give a black barbie to a white kid? I wouldn't get barbie for a black girl.
>>203171288Yeah. Result of living in a first world country where you can have everything you need with basically zero effort. Nothing to strive for.Same reason why animals in zoos are all depressed.
>>203171288Not normal but not uncommon, I am exactly the same way, just live life on autopilot doing all the things to make mumberg and dadberg happy and proud, no other incentive doing anything else
>>203171276hopefully bambi blacksesque
Robert Webb selfsuck ASMRedit: sorry, thought this was google
>>203171317shit bro science
Find it weird how racism and misogyny have come to be seen as worse than actual crimesYou could commit acts of violence, armed robbery etc but you wouldn't become a persona non grata like you would for being publicly racist or sexist.Loads of rappers who get regular plays on the radio have committed worse crimes than And Rotate for example but because he says the gamer word on livestream and says women can't drive he's completely blacklisted from society.
>>203171280
>>203171334large boobs eh? would be nice
>>203171384Jeffrey Dahmer snack pack
>>203171375>8 years agomental how shes probably grown up now
smug cunt
>>203171384Americans and muslims dont get it
>>203171384dressing up in a stripey swimsuit, rubbing my hands together and doing a looney tunes dive in
>>203171406yeah the passage of time will do that to a child
I am full of anger and hatred
>>203171424Er, not if you kill them
>>203171431*kisses you gently on the forehead*
>>203171431ktim
>Water firms told to cut customer bills over poor performance>Water companies have been ordered to return £158m to customers via lower bills next year after missing key targets on pollution and leaks.GET IN LADS
>>203171373A robbery doesn't threaten the foundations of modern society. Not cracking down on racism could lead to a bloody White uprising that completely wrecks the current ruling class and fucks up the world economy.
>>203171384looks just like me bollocks on a sunday morning
carving mould and barnacles off my thighs
>>203171480that's good and all but why aren't the head honchos of these companies facing criminal charges? they've been obviously robbing the companies and customers bline and driving an essential utility into ruin. how are they not a public nuisance? classism (no I'm not commimong)
>>203171480Don't pay my water bill anyway
Need a rural English gf who has a dad who is initially very sceptical of me and slightly racist towards me, but I keep getting up at 5am and help him load his bags of wheat into his lorry every morning with my big strong Brown muscles and eventually he accepts me and I marry his daughter and have 4 kids with her.
>>203171557wog
enjoying this picture of some great tits
>>203171557Why are you brown?
>>203171576thank you spaino
>I was 39 and 42 when I had my kids and they are now in their 20s. Becoming a parent later in life keeps you young and stops you from stagnating as you get older. You won't have time for a mid-life crisis, you will be too busy living life in the moment, learning new things and doing stuff you never imagined you would. Your children will connect you to the wider community and keep you in touch with youth/modern culture. Enjoy the ride!Lmao, british pipo are another breed.
>>203171584because his family is from ireland
>>203171582wtf those are great titswhat are the tits i see then that arent blue tits
clean shave today. New start.
might have a lemsip lemon drink. Not sick, just a fan of the taste.
>>203171582What??? Those are birds. Why did you lie to me?? I feel like a FOOL!
>>203171644you shouldn't consume paracetamol without good reason desu
>>203171644probably shouldn't just drink paracetamol all the time just for the fuck of it
>>203171584See image attached.
>>203171637not sure, but here’s a regular blue tit (in a snazzy pose) >>203171657not sure what you’re insinuating here
>>203171666i have a good reason. It tastes nice
>>203171258MEDS right fucking now
>>203171685paracetamol is highly hepatotoxic, ladmore so than alcohol
>>203171184Imagine the stress of having a daughter.Any day she could come home and be like "Dad, this is my boyfriend, Jamal"All that effort put into raising her only to be thrown away in an instant. Mental.
>>203171683mads mikkelsen if he was a bit... off
>>203171683Michael York on a mad one.
(8) say im not the only one (8)
wfhchads it wasn't supposed to be this way...
>>203171705Max(imum) Madmanssen
going out for a meal with the parentbergs today ladhope they don't question why i'm a 27 year old virgin with no gf haha
>>203171683this nigga turned up to court in a linen suit
not having a lemsip because the lads wont let me
>>203171741based
>>203171681i see blues which always hang out in gangs and some slightly differently coloured ones which are always solitary or in small groups and assumed they were greats
Butthurt Max
i personally like those tasco vitamin c effervescent tablets, taste nice
>>203171150What are the doing
any tips for eating pussy?
i have no arse and i must poo
>>203171795pretend it's an arse full of poo
>>203171795I don't know sorry I've never seen a vagina in real life.
>>203171795write out the alphabet with your tongue and when she likes a particular letter, do that letter more often
>>203171795you mean you haven't seen the famous pussy eating video?
>Thank you so much for your £10.40 donation to support Wikipedia and the Wikimedia Foundation. With this support, you help strengthen our nonprofit mission to ensure people everywhere can access the information they need, whenever they need it, for free.yea I'm like an angel or whatever
do girls finger their urethras
>>203171837wikipedia is run by trannards that use the platform for propaganda
>>203171406Probably been blacked too
it's kind of mad how extremely convoluted christianity isand if you get even a smidge of it wrong, it's heresy and you're going to helllike why would god create a belief system that's so unintuitive and must be scrupulously studied in detail and completely understood at a borderline academic level in order to allow one to be saved from eternal torment?not even saying god's not real it's just Christianity and religion in general
>Thank you so much for your $100,000.00 donation to support WikiFeet and the WikiFetish Foundation. With this support, you help strengthen our nonprofit mission to ensure people everywhere can access the feet they need, whenever they need it, for free.
>>203171795Make a little vacuum in your mouth against her and pretend you're giving her clit CPR using your tongue
>Thank you so much for your £10000.99 donation to support Wikipedia and the Wikimedia Foundation. With this support, you help strengthen our nonprofit mission to ensure people everywhere can access the information they need, whenever they need it, for free.well i’m just doing my part
>>203171839yes we do x
>>203171545Because they're Jews
>>203171795i cannot answer this question for you see i am a 27 year old virgin.
>>203171699Then she's out of the will
>>203171068Didn't he mean below average doe. Obvious if average manage, above averages manages too.
the bumps around the areolae are called "montgomery glands"they secrete an oil whose odor attracts babies so they know where to suck
>>203171863how is it convoluted?>and if you get even a smidge of it wrong, it's heresy and you're going to helllike why would god create a belief system that's so unintuitive and must be scrupulously studied in detail and completely understood at a borderline academic level in order to allow one to be saved from eternal torment?can you give examples of what you mean? catholicism for example has simple ( at least in terms of presentation) creedal statements for everyone
can someone please explain to me why simps donate huge sums of money to e-whore streamers who have millions of followers?do they actually think they have a chance of becoming their partner or something?
hey lads, what's going on in /brit/ today?
>>203171866>pretend you're giving her clit CPR using your tongueso go back and forth with tongue, like im pressing a button?so far, ive been sucking on general area while switching between dog licks and little tickling motions with the tip of my tongue
>>203171889Ah, you'll get 'em someday, champ. Don't even worry about it.
>>203171906for example the dynamic of holy trinity. if misunderstand this extremely confusing element of christianity then you're a filthy heretic who needs to suffer for eternity.
>>203171916yeah they're operating under a delusion, too hard to really wrap one's head around
>>203171916>do they actually think they have a chancethey don't think at all, the vast majority of human beings are not capable of thought (because they are blacks and women)
>>203171906>and must be scrupulously studied in detail and completely understood at a borderline academic level in order to allow one to be saved from eternal torment?Nobody does this or ever has
>>203171891>please dad, please help out your baby girl *puppy dog eyes*Timmy Sr won't hold out. Next minute he'll be paying for Randi and Ranna's lifestyle.
the virgin u.s. dollar versus the chad POUND STERLING
the virgin islands vs. chad
>>203171940again there are simple creedal statements to repeatbelieving in the trinity qua trinity as a mystery is 100% fine the only issue arises when people try to elucidate and then can err into heresy, see for example seballism. there is no pop quiz on the trinity, as long as you remain humble before the mystery you literally cannot go into heresy>>203171952yes that's what i thought too
>>203171970The main problem with that type of relationship is your son will have a bigger cock than you
>>203171931>so go back and forth with tongue, like im pressing a button?Yeah pretty much. The clit is basically just a tiny penis. A girl sucking your dick going up and down with steady pressure and speed feels better than her just randomly slapping her tongue against it. Same thing
>>203171970why do they always choose pics with their kids in
>>203171035if your girl likes it than based, my ex didn't like it but enjoyed sucking knob, weird girl
can someone please explain to me why simps donate huge sums of money to sleazy priests who have millions of followers?do they actually think they have a chance of getting into heaven or something?
>>203172012...yh
>>203171480Would rather they invested it in fixing the shit they said they were going to
>>203172005Because they have experienced, women can't predict this, main rejections off their Mulatto drug dealer sons so they learn to advertise this straight away
>>203172005Because not everyone's family is innately ashamed of them.
>>203172012taylor swift x megachurchthe largest arena in history
>>203171545done nothing wrong on paper
>>203172029in english doc
>>203171982>creedal statementi don't know what that is
wahey, if it isn't the lads!!!Who can forget /brit/poster #1, and the absolute legend /brit/poster #2bunch of characters they are
>>203172045From Chad to Chelsey. You should ask her out, Bruce. She's perfect for you!
>>203172039Was waiting for Jim Carrey to come out at the start
>>203172052Woman goes to dinnerSays she has BBC babyMan leavesWomen tells BBC baby from startAvoid bad dinner
>>203172007i was with a black girl who came from sucking my dick and also would write the word "nigger" on herself without even being told to do thatshe also liked turn based strategy games
>>203172012imagine being mad that they donate money to groups that spread the good word instead of donating money to corrupt secular non profits like you
>>203172012go to a aussie megachruch in central london me (hillsong)billionaire aussie nonce funds and runs it
spiritually I am here
little gay fella
>>203172012Runts are easily malleable
American culture you practiceFilms and SeriesesJeansT-ShirtsPromMusic FestivalsClubs
>>203172069a creed, a decleration of a faithbasically a summary of what x believeslook up christian creeds
>>203172091why on earth do you do that
basically the weekend if you think about it
>>203172130got black skin
Absolute KINOThe best of The Office clones
>>203172091what goes on there? do you rec?
got a poo coming onoff the the bathroom lads, brb
Thinking of giving this a watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhWiiDhmBCM
anders celsius who made the celsius scale originally made 0 the boiling point of water and 100 was the freezing pointit was carolus linnaeus of binomial nomenclature fame who switched it around after celsius died
>He's not a member of SPACer Nationlmaaaooooooo (that's me laughing from the kingdom of heaven)
>>203172152Bracing for the absolute cringe trainwreck the Australian office is bound to be
>>203172152yeah i like it what are the contenders do you think
made some orange squash here, but get this, i've used hot water. It like a cup of tea but it not tea. It orange.
Foreverial tiedup fat Pikachu, loves being all forevenially tiedup all over from head to foot, rope mummified, completely bound up tight and loves being fully delitized, having a huge thick permanent Bologna, ham and cheese tongue and a permanent bologna nose. Loves being wrapped up in bondage, so tiedup, bound so tightly, and so fully delitized, a huge thick permanent Bologna, ham and cheese tongue, a permanent bologna nose, permanent bologna lips, the roof of the mouth, permanent living ham, all organs and insides permanent living ham, the blood a mixture of ketchup, tomato, pizza and bbq sauce as the blood running through permanent ham veins to all permanent ham organs and insides
>>203172179Yeah was just saying this down the boring cunt convention
>>203172130hard to find like minded young christians innit
>>203172221the lemsip compromise
i went for a brekkie outside today with 'family'bought one avocado & sourdough bread plate, one plate of pancakes with ice-cream, another plate of pancakes with ice-cream, one scrambled ommelette, one french toast plate, four coffees and one strawberry smoothiewhole thing cost $160 fucking dollars
>>203172234WAHEY ahahahaha
>>203172239you do social events with them? are they welcoming to newbies?
>>203172221how does it tasteany good
>WOAW>house music >toe heel toe heel toe toe toehttps://youtu.be/PBOzs4uMPik?si=7tupBcRQkqf6qtou
>>203172248ah, righto then
Had my first shag at the boring cunt convention
>>203172213People Just Do Nothing FleabagWhat We Do in the ShadowsW1A
reminiscing about me bollocks
>>203172298oh yeah definitely better than those dont know what what we do in the shadows is
>>203172240well the lads wouldn't let me have a lemsip>>203172260like hot orange squash. it's rather nice
>>203172299Absolutely Dancin
Trying to convince my girlfriend to let an African clap her cheeks
The Idiot by Evert Larock (1892)
>>203172352You don't have a girlfriend albeit
did clapistan say something yeahokim hit the dougie real quick
>>203172373How so?
Beautiful British Columbia :)
>>203172371lol this is me after a few too many
>>203172349
toil? shan't
we're all african rorke
>>203172371self portrait is it?
>>203172299Making video essays about lost Spongebob-branded towels
also, about jobs>s-i-l's sister mentioned that her stylist was looking for a worker>brother said his barber was looking for one too, or even just an apprentice that they could train up>job listings being up for months but nobody taking themapparently all the young folk are moving to the big cities, there's been a flood of new people to rural-regional areas with the housing equity schemes from the government and the housing market being as it is, but nobody's really entered the local job market. they either go council or do work remote.
hear america is in for a spot of bother with this hurricane to comewe at /brit/ send our thoughts and prayers during these trying times
>>203172431yah yeetskrt
>>203172253yes very much so, in the London one at least there's a after service coffee thing but those are very busy, and there are other events they run.You can try to find out about Thursday evening groups, these are smaller local groups that do mid-week bible studies/prayer/occasional socials we went bowling and arcade, the groups are much more intimate and you can make friends therearound this time of year loads of new people come and go (especially students) so a good time to join
>>203172414>learn to cut hair>have to leave town anyway because somebody there can already cut hairYa
listening to numa numa (english version)
>>203172445is it hardcore protestant though?sounds good tho thanks for the suggestion
>>203172381Because you're posting your cuckold fantasies on /brit/ at 11am on a Tuesday!
>>203172153yes my local church is boomers are young kids so meeting like minded people and making friends is difficult>>203172445
Cringing at my boob baselines since I hadn't made any in ten years
>sister in law's sister
Doing the twerky dance
WHEN YOU LEAVE MY COLOURS FADE TO GREYNUMA NUMA HEY, NUMA NUMA NUMA AYEEVERY WORD OF LOVE I USED TO SAYNOW I PAINT THEM EVERYDAY
>>203172500what's so hard to understand?
>>203172500your brother's wife's sister
>>203172469My girls at work dawg
You reckon the Canadians are mad that such a massive portion of their west coast belongs to Alaska?
>>203172468they'd be evangelical lad
>>203172500most intelligent brit poster
>>203172468I wouldn't say hardcore, they sometimes upload the service online but not the singing and worship session before, they also stream the central london service live online and to other UK locations https://youtu.be/vOK2mTUosM8
>>203172451the point of being a barber is to run your own shop one day anyway, not just continue cutting for somebody forever.my friend trained at a barber in manly and built up his clientele base there before he opened up his own private one in his granny flat. he works 9-5 and makes average 400 per day while before he was making 150-200.
>>203172526Mental that used to be filled with generally peaceful nativesThen the Jewish Americans murdered them
>>203172540would they have issues if i'm christian but not protestant/would i find their sermons inappropriate?
>>203172526isn't that a part of canada where basically no one lives anyway
>>203171988Mental how he was probably born with a bigger willard than me ffs
>>203172518>>203172521>>203172537so a sister in law?
hate me self
i was going to go to the disciplinary hearing after being suspended on full pay since last week, but im afraid the outcome of the investigation is a foregone conclusion because i committed the cardinal sin of racism on social media. Meeting is at 12pm, ill probably just have a wank then pub by 2pm.
I don't believe it! I finally come home after months of living in Springfield as Lisa's twin, and my babe runs off with some loser and leaves me with just her red necklace that looks like.... Marge... Simpsons..?. Wait...
>>203172549>manlybig fan of the breweriesNOT a fan of the NRL team
Bah bah bah bahnahnah nah?FuckCompare it toBahBohhBah nana nuhnuhnuhBahBohhNah nana nuhnuhnuhBah Bohhhttps://youtu.be/7GOoEwgGh5s?si=YBHbH53brdAi7QZa
>>203172557I wouldn't think so at all, pop along to a service or have watch online if you want a sense of it
Guy i fixed my bluetooth earphones. I can now use them AND my autism ear protectors at the same time. What a great day
>>203172559Well how could Canada populate an area that belongs to America
>>203172576bloody hell you've really buggered it haven't you lad
>>203171276Something about this gets me rock hardImagine having a plain jane 5/10 wife and she just decides she wants to become a barbie succubus for her 'confidence' and within a year or two you wind up with thisWould be incredibly destabilising in a loving relationship but you'd get a few porno shags in before it collapses and blokes would be jealous of you
virtually every "barber" on the high street is a money laundering operation. You actually thought those turkish twenty something year olds actually had a passion for cutting hair lmfao
>>203172602blessed
>>203172566ahahaha
>>203172615Not the first time, wont be the last time. Just life innit, ill be back
>>203172647hans christian anderson
>>203172633Yeah? Had a little brain wave have you? Any thoughts on mobile repair shops? Reckon they're full of tech enthusiasts personally.
>>203172633What? Really? I had no idea about that mate!
>>203172588best thing about manly is the beach, one of the best in the world unironicallysecond is the type of people it attracts
>>203172647Erling Haaland, Kasper Schmeichel, Teemu PukkiDone him
>>203172647Mads
>>203172647Magnus Carlsen, Hans Christian Andersen, Simo Hayha
you all talk about sex far too much on here
>>203172656>won't be the last timeyou're planning on getting disciplined at work again?
>>203172594I'll remember itIn Dublin in a rainstormAnd sitting in the long grass in summerKeeping warm
Niels Bohr was Danish, as I recall.
Norwegian discord raid in full swing
>>203172647Kimi Räikkönen
>>203172706done it me whole life, shan do it again
>>203172705Foreverial tiedup Jake and foreverial tiedup Justin, but his species is Mouse not Rat or Kangaroo Rat, same full delitization process, same organs, same lips, same tongue, same nose, everything. fully wrapped tiedup all over leaving only head and feet visible just like foreverial tiedup Justin and foreverial tiedup Jake. Jumps around everywhere licking everyone and everything with his permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. An all foreverially tiedup all over, permanent rubbery rope covered, rope mummified, fully wrapped, permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongued, permanent pastrami nosed, permanent bologna and ham earred, permanent ham lipped, permanent bologna mouthed, permanent bologna headed, permanent bologna brained, permanent bologna bodied, permanent bologna organned and permanent bologna insided, permanent ketchup, tomato, pizza, bbq and taco sauce type blooded, male licking happy mummy mouse. Thats all I am going to add, did this before, will do it again and more.
>>203172633"cash only brother, cash only"
>>203172647Why didn't he mention Scotland? We are Scandinavian.
>>203172647Helly Hansen is Norwegian and they seem to be doing pretty well
BahhBohhNahnah nahnah nananaBahhBohhNahnah nahnah nanana
>>203172709bohr on
>>203172662>>203172696>>203172699>>203172704>>203172718>>203172732minecraft or spotify single handedly mog all of these combinedswedebros stay winning
>>203172709?
considering denmark, norway and finland combined only have 16 million people theyve had a good innings
>>203172756fake ass language
>>203172733Baduh bada baBaduh bada baBaduh bada baBaduh bada ba
>>203172769Racist undertones to this post.
>>203172769Not sure why Finland is included on this list
Permanent ham lipped
considering denmark, norway and finland have very few pakis and wogs they've had a good innings
What's an ass language?
Don’t like how messy my hair has gotten
>>203172747yet another easy swedish win
>>203172815grow up
>>203172808a language that sounds like it's spoken out of an ass
i regularly forget sweden exists
>>203172815Pay a paki a tenner and get it trimmed
>>203172815pics?
mad how
the only kebab store in the small town i was in had a big islamic symbol on one of the walls in their store, which was pretty wild because that's not even common in sydney.
>>203172829erm every time you check the weather you’re using a swedish measurement x
>>203172221A true creative thinker
October and it's 15 hurdy-gurdies outside, mental
>>203172221a hot toby as it were
>>203172846>islamic symbol like what
Makes me laugh when I remember Swedish people exist. Jaunting down their snowy tracks with a lip full of snus and timber on their shoulder going "hurgen burgen durgen I am gooing to the ikea shop to buy the meatball and lingon for the winter".
>>203172885>hurgen burgen durgenthat's norway
My grandad drinks undiluted squash because he can't taste it otherwise
>>203172846is this your first time going to the country or something mate
they're all children of denmark at the end of the day
>>203172884it was a moon and arabic lettering. don't need to be a scholar to put two and two together.
>>203172899Norwegian, Swedish and Finnish are the same language. Just different dialects.
Ohhh Mickey love!
>>203172913youve done it now
>somehow fucked up my CV and put that I was working somewhere for over a year when it was actually only a few months>must have sent out 100 applications with this shit CVJust kill me, slug mong of a man that I am
>>203172913first two yes last one not even close is this your first day on /int/
>>203172901unironically yeah, i passed a few towns before as a tourist but never stayed long enough to explore.
repeating year r
>>203172913finnish is on a whole separate language tree you mong
>>203172913just know some scandi will be pissing and shitting himself over thisget it posted in one of their threads
>>203172933Swedish and Norwegian are different languages dumb dumb
going barbers in 1 hour and 7 minutes what do I say to him
>>203172933I'm fishing for scandis not autists lad, you don't need to reply>>203172940Gotcha!
>>203172940Languages do not grow on trees you utter mong
just fell out of a language tree
>>203172932not like anyone would know that you're lying innit? unless the dates don't line up properly
>>203172932>must have sent out 100 applicationsNot even possible
>>203172935ah, mentalwell good lad then, hope you're enjoying yourself, make sure to get stuck in at a proper country pub before you go
why are continentals so obsessed about languages
>>203172957dickhead >>203172959dickhead
>>203172962they don't line up because I had a job directly before that one so it's obvious I made a mistake
>>203172974they're all pickers at the language orchards
>>203172955Can I have a haircut would be a good start
no one did it quite like finlad
at the end of the day they all dream in the english language
>>203172975Love you mate. Or as you would put it in your language "Ich liebe dich" <3
The final /brit/
>>203172992>>203172992
>>203172969will do, thanks mate
>>203172986should I wash my hair before handmy freshly washed hair looks completely different to my usual style so how will he know what I 'go for'
>>203172996no it isn'tbe quiet
>>203173006yesjust explain what your normal style is
