elton scone edish
first for anime girl thighs
Horse son welles
>>203172955alright mate i'll have a cock back and sides, uh i mean a short back and cock..a short cock and ball.. nah give me a 2 all over mate
>>203172992disgustingfruit scones with cream and jam for me ta
>"nice trainers mate, are they gazelles?">thanks, yes they are>"alright I was only asking"this just happened when I went out to the food van that comes to the office to get a can of monster. it was one of the sales people. I went bright red after it happened and I don't fully understand it.
previously undiscovered tribe of pygmys found up my bum
We all Seaside in life x
my guy thinks shoes are savannah animals
>>203173006Wash my hair the day before generally so it's clean but not completely poofed up
Norwegian is just a poundland version of Danish, as is Swedish. Although I've been told theres a few differences between Norwegian and Danish but they all seem to revolve around extremely rude words in place of common everyday words. A dane will be sat around a table with Norwegians talking about his day and mention how he had a wank to his mother in law
>>203173037he's probably a social retard mate
>>203173047do I enjoy a beer? Yes, yes and yesdo I carelessly drop all of my food on the ground? No!
>>203173037Believe it or not, there are socially incompetent deanos out thereThey get by on the appearance and lack of inhibitions but they are completely capable of being awkward mongs
Got a yellow at school for mooning
>Danish (language)I sleep>Danish (pastry)real shit
>>203173065Danish = English EnglishNorwegian = Scottish EnglishHence Norwegian is better
>>203173018are they one of those evil species who regularly kill or eat babies
hate when the bird I’m chatting to goes between extremely hot and cold, would like to believe there’s nobody else but I don’t know if that’s possible, feels like it’s over
someone's rizzing up the state of denmark
>>203173102>between extremely hot and cold,what the mean
My somali ex made me wash my willy in the sink after peeing before I was allowed into bed. Not for sex, just to be able to lie down. When you think about it it's just not on
>>203173087hot
>>203173045left a tribe of bigmys up your mum
squinted for a solid 30 seconds at the phrase “soy bisexual” trying to figure out what this latest insult meant until I went a little further and realised I was reading spanish
>>203173115Should have had her suck the weewee off
>>203173132That's haram
>>203173126why you reading about bum banditos anyway
>>203173126como des da
>>203173087a yellow what
Can never tell the difference between Spanish, Portugese and Italian. Might have to learn all 3 to figure it out
>>203173156Least braindead Saxon
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728381587516647.webm
>>203173154a yellow arse
>>203173114she says and shows that she loves to talk to me and talks to me a lot when she does, but at other times she’s busy/in a depressive episode/overwhelmed. just not sure if I can believe a young girl exists who isn’t always on her phone
Got red carded at school for mooning despite being on a yellow already for my first offence
the midday /brit/ post, as it were.
>>203173163>but at other times she’s busywhat a complete cunt
>>203173160quite cool innit
>>203173163Move on mate
scary minute for me, 3:33 am
>>203173163>young girl
>>203173163depressed and not fellating you 24/7? she must have got 5 men on the go in that case
>>203173174hello
>a yellow arse
>>203173160imagine watching this a few centuries BCmust have been mental, of course you'd believe in zeus and hephaistos
>>203173184I think so :)
>>203173163get her shagged and get her caged up during her depressive stages
>>203173215i assume this is the case for all women until proven otherwise
was 105kg last year, 88kg now, 80kg by december god willing
>>203173228Calm down incel
>>203173221they didn't have webms back then thicko
the ride never ends lol
>>203173163do this with the gfcan tell she clocks on as well cos she stops sending me the romantic reels lol
Need a middle aged Asian woman to hold me against her bosom and tell me everything is okay and I'm doing a good job.
>>203173221and of course now we know that volcanic lightning is caused by static electricity generated when particles of ash, gas, and dust collide with each other within a volcano's eruption plume, which I believe is infinitely more 'mental' and mayhaps even more spiritual than believing in false sky people
>>203173250errhing okayy, you do goo jah
https://youtu.be/mQLMJ4eWKpI?si=tEUMna03H7peSyBIImagine having this life
>>203173238what diet
>>203173160cgi
>>2031732382025, new year new you
>>203173247Can't retire from a job I don't have.
>>203173238good lad!
What chronic condition do you have and contine to do nothing about? Personally I developed an allergy in my early 20s to certain man made fibres like the seams in all clothes. I itch all day below the waist if I wear trousers. It sounds bad but after a few years it is like your brain turns the volume of the itch down. Now I just walk around with red welts.
>>20317323880kg's a bit small
>>203173250Odd post
Fell on black days - Soundgarden just came on through the shuffleReal good tune
>>203173179Well I assume she is, she’s never said that. Usual reasons are just her saying she’s “losing it”. She still replies very quickly, when she does actually reply.>>203173215I assume that’s the case, I don’t think it’s an incel thought, is it?>>203173228Trying x
>>203173286Having a bad day sorry. I'll stop posting for the day
>allergic to cottonI uh no
>>203173257not really
>>203173289>Soundgardenbased
>>203173280Have some sort of eczema on my scalp which I just live with now
>>203173280DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST. DATA HARVEST from a representative of Thames Valley Police!!
>>203173280I have chronic idiopathic exercise-induced urticaria but I still go gym
>>203173270massive calorie deficit (1000+) with lots of cardio>>203173282apparently I should be 75-80kg for my height, but yes you may be right, I'll see what I look like as I get closer
>>203173313Hey asf. Pics spoke a Germanic language sadly.
>>203173248why do you do it? not sure if it’s best to match her with not talking so much and make her need my attention
>>203173334>massive calorie deficitdo you avoid any food groups (e.g. fat, carbs)
>>203173269suspiciously good quality for a disposable camera. FAKE
not a serious country
>>203173340Take your meds
>>203173384
>>203173384serious country m8
>>203173384correct
>>203173420that's why deportations should be replaced by executions
>>203173405That's NOT ON! They must have spent hours making that pile of shit
>>203173393I uh no
>>203173378Not that anon but I’m 82kg now from 97kg in March or so. I keep to a 500-800 cal deficit. Avoid snacks completely. Aim to maximise protein sources in every meal and plan your meals around that, helps a lot with satiation. Minimise all of the shit you can so bring the amounts of fats and carbs down a fair amount. Maybe only snack on fruits like grapes or oranges if you need to. I lift 3x a week and do cardio 3x a week, but I’d recommend at least two days of cardio if you are doing nothing at all right now. About an hour or so each session, keep it at a 6-7/10 effort.
>>203173450Or just get rid of the ECHR
Lil Paki fellas whizzing around on mopeds
>>203173459I've called your nurse
>>203173280I have a very large varicocele on my left bollock. Had it for as long as I can remember.Apparently they can lower your test and make you infertile but I've never done anything about it and never will. My left bollock looks like the left hemisphere of a brain, like a big bag of faintly bluish worms all bunched up.
>>203173488yeah because who needs human rights right? fucking right wing mongs cant ever use their brains
>>203173488But who will protect our human rights???
Will be cleaning up my YouTube subscriptions today. Only high-quality content will survive. Normalise digital cleaning.
>>203173334>>203173461i bet it's easy to lose weight if you're <25
>>203173519human rights have never once swung into effect for anyone who shouldn't be swinging from gallows
'Human rights' exist for the benefit of subhumansReal humans live in countries that have existing legislatures with existing 'rights' either stated or implied
>>203173541I’m 27, a boomer
what medicine are you supposed to take for a cold, if any? are you supposed to just tough it out?
>>203173541I'm 28 and finding it easy enough to lose weightNot going hell for leather mind you, just gradually working my way down by going for a 500kcal deficit
Had a dream last night that consisted of me going to sleep 5 times in the dream itself. Body must've been knackered to dream of sleeping.
toilberg's sick so i'm in charge
>>203173588African nutslop
>>203173609Asf
>>203173588lemsip and sleep. paracetamol
>>203173588Just paracetamol to deal with any pains, maybe a lozenge to help with a tickly throat Apart from that there's not much else you can do
>>203173509swear I used to have something like this when I was a kidleft bollock had a different texture to the right bollockdon't know if it went away or just can't feel it through a thick hairy scrotum
>>203173588How do you not know yet you weird little fetus scrote
>>203173509>but I've never done anything about it and never willwhy?
>>203173610What does this even mean
>>203173633What was your penis like at that time?
>>203173588codeine helps
>>203173289don't you lock up something that you wanted to see flyhands are for shaking, no not tieing
>>203173605>making yourself important at workschoolboy error
Looking back on it it kinda makes me laugh the way Morrissey's loneliness was so performative.I remember taking a look a a picture of him at 16 in his autobiography and noticing how good looking he was and doubting that he ever had problems making friends or getting dates of either sex.
>>203173605This is exactly how WW2 started
we used to be a country
>>203173660normal
>>203173280Gender dysphoria
>>203173685Oh shut up you ugly twat
>>203173685nothing wrong with being a thinking pintman
Trying to gain weight up to 100kg. Wish I was the type to need to lose weight because it's just so much easier than gaining.
>>203173280I dunno, it's probably "not real" and made up by psychiatrists in little hats, but I spend about 70% of my waking life obsessively thinking about the shape of my hands and how they compare to other people
>>203173685Moz wouldn't get by with a hairline like that in the modern era
>>203173657age sex focation23/mtf/neet
>>203173588ibuprofen 400mg 3 times a day for its anti inflammatory effect, keeps your nose and sinuses freeparacetamol for pain, optional
insane how much water im drinking i must have been dehydrated for days
>>203173324Try ketoconazole shampoo lad. Just make sure to condition afterwards.
>>203173756Cockmogs me!
>>203173756Don't really understand what type of person finds this attractive
>>203173729how is eating difficult?
>>203173685Pathetic incel lashing out at his golden calf
>>20317375739FManager
>>203173756Why is this on tiktok
>>203173645It's not sore or anything and I never have sex so the infertility thing isn't an issue.I wouldn't mind higher test but I dunno I guess I'm too sheepish about it to get anything done.
>>203173758bro took a break from glazing black men to give medical advice :skull:
>>203173745Little tiny withered hand
>>203173796*pisses on your leg* how's that for a golden calf you prick
>>203173756that's large to be fair
>>203173822Pathetic dehydrated incel
>>203173777gay homosexuals
feel like i've been punched in the eye. What's that all about then?
might have to get back on the hingetrouble is no photos
Dropping down to 70kg so my cock looks bigger and I can perpetuate the tall skinny white boys with big cocks stereotype
3 hours till toil
This was an interesting movie because it showcased some of the things Europeans find rude or weird, such as not taking your shoes off in the house.
>>203173855That was never a stereotype
Far Cry 2. Grouse game.
>>203173805
>>203173777*raises paw*
>>203173854what is difference hinge tinder grindr
>>203173805gays have a fetish for getting kids hooked on degenerate porn and turning them into gays too
>>203173899dont know
might add The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno to me steam wishlist
timmy cutting his bmi to 20 to make his little willy look biggermandem from brixton walking around ripped AND thick all over
>>203173884I hate how common this is and women have destroyed gyms. I hope they become segregated or more enforced soon.
>>203173855>so my cock looks biggerdoes it really work like this
>>203173916Exercising?
>>203173916I hate when women work out in tight clothes to increase the size of their assets. It radicalises me.
>>203173917Well yeah use your brain you mongA 5 inch BWC is going to look much bigger on a 70kg twink vs a 100kg fat cunt
Haven't wanted to buy a single player video game in years but this one is tempting me. I'm hearing it's getting overwhelmingly positive reviews.
EW will be logging on shortly x
>>203173913unironically me
too many SJWs on /brit/
>>203173873I watched it last night. It was OK.Had to put it up to 1.28x about 30 mins in because it was taking its time.
>>203173956>SJWit's not 2016 anymore mate
>>203173947It's a humiliation ritual
>>203173916>women have destroyed gymsNo they haven't
stephen fry's first book was about an old male teacher at a public school sodomising his underage male student
>>203173917Yes obviously. Your cock looks bigger on a smaller body.Also every 35lbs overweight you are roughly 1 inch of your penis is buried under your pubic fat pad.
>>203173980Not a book per se, it was a play
>>203173947Ed Sheeran gets overwhelmingly positive encouragement and homoerotic horseplay from men across the realm
>>203173980Most people's first books are autobiographies.
drinking more water to absorbs the last water i just drank
some spagbole for lunch
>>203173993>35lbs overweight you are roughly 1 inch of your peniswhere does this ratio come from
>>203174016I can vouch you gotta pull back the pouch
the water passes through into the pisshole to be stored in the environment
>>203173913LOL
>>203174016Made it up
>>203174014*rubs my arse in it*
almost there
urm
get mad gym CNC fantasies when I see arses in tight clothes that I will think about them all day
Why are white men so submissive?
pissed out warm liquid drinking cold liquid should lower my temperature by 15 degrees easy
>>203174080
going to make burger now. Eat burger for dinner
>>203173882Prefer Far Cry 4 myself
>>203174082computer numerically controlled fantasies?
>>203174082>CNC?
>>203173882>>203174109more of a far cry 6 man personally
>>203174109ew why
keanu reeves really isn't a very good actor, his only good performance was in the first bill and ted films, it takes skill to convey stupidity through the eyes alone
>>203174076mihai would’ve loved this
>>203174113>>203174112consensual non-consent
>>203173970feminazi
>>203174080>>203174100Concerning
>>203174106
>>203174100Jed's moved on from Alan then
>>203174106enjoy
>>203174129I get NC fantasies at the gym when 5 indian men enter and start using the machines
Far Cry 8 was the best one.
>>203174109ain't played it myself, only played 2, 3, and primalhave heard 1, 5, and 6 are shit but 4 is basically just 3 again which can't be that bad
lunchtoil fast approaching
>>203174100bit weird
>>203173588Vitty CSleepWaterParacetemolSlug of brandy before bed
>>203174129What so you think about raping women at the gym?
haircut in 15 mins
Poo is merely the continuation of pee by other means.
>>203174118Yeah he’s pretty bad. He’s good at the stuns and choreography and whatnot but his actual acting in the John Wick films is terrible
>>203174146There's been fucking EIGHT?!Last one I played was the tropical island one with the vaas guy. 3, I believe
>>203174159Consensually, of course
Far Cry 10 now that was a real game
>>2031741471 is groundbreaking amazing you just launch it and go wooow
>>203174118mad how his entire resurgence among zoomers is just pointing at some heckler during a presentation for a game that flopped and saying>you're breath-taking!that's all it took to becoming wholesome 100 chungus epic reddit faggot nigger yeah yeah WOO chuddybussy-beating epic-wepic le awesomesauce actor
>>203174185i think the zooms just like him for john wick
>>203174173odd post
IN THE FUCK SHOPTHAT'S WHERE IT'S ATIN THE FUCK SHOPTHE PLACE TO SPLAK
>>203174162enjoy!
just spotted a racism outside of /b/
>>203174185Shut up you miserable cunt
>>203174185cyberpunk is very good now albeit
rocke hunting
HS2 is the biggest joke in British 21st century history
Who is excited for the release of CoD 23
a polish boomer sat here in the lunchroom openly watching tiktok
>>203174185Cyberpunk didn't flop
no need to ask he's a smooth operator
Nobody buys Final Fantasy anymore. It seems like it was a big mistake to give them numbered released. Nobody born after 2010 is going to buy 16th version of a game series. I don't know why Square Enix hasn't done a soft reboot of the whole thing, especially since they've changed the gameplay from turn based and pissed of the 40 year old nips still buying it. They should have dropped the numbers after 10.
>>203174230What, a bigger joke than your sex life?
>>203174235based nonce
have they really been putting out call of duty games every year since i lost interest in them about 13 years ago?
>>203174247They look like gay japanese shit. That is why nobody buys it
>>203174230They also tried to use Scottish taxes on it because it would reach Scotland by 2070
>>203174260yeah, mad that people still buy them
you wake up in zeth efreka
>>203174260sometimes they did 2 in 1 year
stephen fry is a jew
wonder how it feels to grab a woman’s arse in a gym changing room so that she’s then pushing it against you, wanting you to tear a hole in her tight leggings and shove your incel cock inside her
>>203174230Every day I go past giant empty construction sites with HS2 boarding up around it. There are still workers there I wonder what they are doing. It's been months, there's been no change.
>>203173791Just find it really difficult to get 4000 calories into me every day
>>203174295so what rorke?
It is important to be part of an activity group that has pure purpose. A movie group that only talks about movies, a sports group that only talks about sport. No talking about politics or getting to know more things about each other, none of that. Only under such conditions can a group have true stability, mutual respect, and satisfaction.
>>203174291Brown fella shitting himself
EW quoted floria law he learned from mousenonce
>>203174315Do 3500 then
>>203173588Genuinely the best solution is>Zinc pills>Vit C pills>Vit D pills>Raw garlic cloves, crushed (about 3 per day)>Hot water, half a lemon, and some chopped or grated gingerI beat colds in 2 days Max with this method
>floria law
>>203173729Why are you trying to become fat...
>>203174318>. A movie group that only talks about movies, a sports group that only talks about sport.straight out the janny handbook this
>>203174318Then you consider the smell
>>203174249bet you thought that was a good one yeh?look at all the replies you got lad
>>203174315Svunt shake before bed
>>203174317see >>203173980
>>203174315lmao how tall are you. I'm 6'5 and don't need 4000kcal to get above 100kg
>>203174361Ya seethin
>>203174249HAHAHAH that's class!
>>203173588high dose vitamin C is all you needWhen you aren't ill the body pisses out any vit C it doesn't needwhen you are ill the body will crave a lot of it
You do it to yourself, you doAnd that's what really hurtsIs that you do it to yourself, just youYou and no one elseYou do it to yourself
finna boutta replay half-life and drink a beer
so what's the go with the ol' HS2what's the plan there
>>203174249Doubt he will show his face around here again
fave pornstar?
No I've never met a nice Seth Efrican
>>203174422ava addams
>>203174422fave dead pornstar? Amber Rayne
Need to find some visual only live stream. cba listening to shit you know?
>>203174422your dad :)
>>203174422me on the goon sesh trying to get the overwhelmed 19 year old to show me her tits
gf's been offered a job in london, 40ki earn 30k remote workcombined, will that be enough to live in london?
doing a poo then its time i have some breakfast
>>203174450Dunno
>>203174450yes
>>203174450leave her to me I’ll sort her
>>203174450>london, 40klollmao
>>203174450No sorry
>>203174450no, you’ll unironically be starving, barely scraping by, then when all seems dark you’re gonna get mugged never lived in london, nor britain, btw
>>203174450zone 1? no. east croydon? yes.
twisted my ankle walking now it's all swollen and I'm walking with a limp like a dunce
>>203174450yeah you'll be right mate
>>203174450>gf earns more than youmight as well put on an apron and start a feather duster collection
>>203174247im younfag and the only ones ive played are xii remaster and xv. theyre p good, no interest in any of the others
>>203174450most likely after all bills and living costs you'll have £1k a month between you
quite mad after gymcelling how a man of my physically fitness and strength would be raping fit birds constantly 100s-1000s of years ago but as part of the social contract, I can’t and would never even consider it
>>203174450im on 40k in london and im fine, however, i dont really have a life
>>20317451740k in london isn't enough to start one
>>203174512yeah ugly slappers with syphilis who've got calloused hands
>>203174268>gay japanese shitAh yes unlike every American game which has been about worshipping Africans
>>203174536but good grip strength
>>203174536I am destined to live as an incel even when I have the power and strength to get what I want
thinking about racism, quite funny
>>203174551maybe you should be a monk
>>203174564maybe, a lesser and more evil man would have already forced himself upon women
Not to be controversial, but has anyone else noticed that east asian women are quite attractive?
>>203174608maybe convert to islam
>>203174614im partial to hani but i dont listen to kpoop
How do periods work and at which point is it when women are most receptive and lustful to you? Further, how do I figure it out?
>>203174614nonce
Have huge work gaps on my CV but I'm too much of a pussy to lie about work experience
>>203174646During ovulation, roughly 15 days before they start their period. The hairs on the back of their neck stand up and they scurry around the fields at night howling and leaving a trail of pussy juice
the pain is realhttps://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1727591684432627.webm
>>203174697>>203174697
