nonce edish
nonce island
BASED JANNYTOTAL HEATHERSCHIZO DEATHTOTAL SPAINMONG DEATHTOTAL BELGIUM DEATH
>>203188765based janny finally vanquishing the incel freak scourge
>>203188755They missed my dot again
>>203188795all just one autistic sexless freak
starting to think janny is one of the lads
janny finna hit the threepeat
>1-year-old boy hospitalized after being injured during brutal attack from pit bull>UPDATE: 1-year-old Jiryiah Johnson, who was attacked by his babysitter’s three pit bulls, has passed away
https://x.com/x_chelseacarla/status/1843393101735628896WHO'S IN THE RIGHT HERE
janny can you ban the sacked tranny trip while you're at it
>>203188831
>>203188795he's making /brit/ tolerable againgotta respect it
Yeah I got a 4chan. If that scares you, then you better find someone else, sweetheart.
hey janny...u aight yt boy
>>203188755damn they getting up to this in lewis and harris?
>>203188827Disgusting
oxford bendre was in here earlier talking about getting pegged by his girlfriend
>>203188854Hope he keeps it up.A /brit/ free of schizos and spammers...dare I say a golden age could be on its way
the shaggers won
Smoking a blunt
>tons of nonces in protestant northern ireland>no nonces in catholic irelandmakes you think
>>203188903A clue finally gained.Love to see it.
>>203188831>babysitter>three pit bulls
make /brit/ great again
arse is a bit blustery
I've always said, the janitor of this fine site does a hell of a job. I wish him health.
Anything good on Netflix lads? got a 10 hour flight tomorrow and don't want to leave it up to whatever United has loaded up
>>203188919one supernonce in dublin it seems though
spooky season coming on strong there de lad coming on strong deeeee lad
>>203188931/bril/ is back on the menu
off to florida love a stiff breeze
the gooncave
>>203188928"no one will mess with my son with those three puppies standing guard!"
Lads, can your employer take you to court if you give the adequate notice period but are wanting to quit before the minimum term stated in the employment contract?Maybe some of you have experience with battling toilberg on this
>>203188919kill yourself
>>203188928>Babysitter charged after 1-year-old boy mauled to death by her pit bulls: ‘A tug-of-war for the baby’ >One of the pit bulls busted through a bedroom door and began tearing at the baby as the teen girl tried to protect him, with the two other dogs then joining in, News4SA reported.
>>203188957catch up on arcane s01 ready for the new series
>>203188957get the mr mcmahon documentary on
>>203188985>LoLyeah sorry mate I should have specified I'm not a virgin
>>203188984
>>203189013i mean it's excellent but suit yourself
>>203188976Really, really nice bums. I don't reply to slagposts ever, so you should be honoured.
>>203188976and here he comes
Are you the perfect job candidate?
our millieloves her 'cumber
I read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.
>>203188984why own 3 pitbulls? why own 3 pitbulls and not train them properly? why then become a babysitter?
colonizing /v/craft for the empire
>>203188755>Can't find work >Apply to 40 jobs >None answer >Try in person >Get told to go online>Call them >Tell me they have a company so it for them Why do they make it so fucking hard
>>203189136Beautiful.
>>2031890860/5
>Applications to the Civil Service Fast Stream have plummetted over the last three years - from 64,697 in 2020 to just 26,899 today. Every single sub-stream has dropped by at least 45% with some - such as the Social Research Stream - by 70% or more.dead country
Always find it funny when some mong on here tries to ID me when I only visit here on and off every 3 months.
The Dark Souls franchise is on sale on Steam.I want to try them. I have played Elden Ring to a decent level and enjoyed it. What Souls games should I try?
smartschoolboy9
>>203189187
Brits can go to Australia and live like kings, the pound is worth like 3x as much as an Australian dollar
>>203189226not this cunt again
>>203189214average steam deck enjoyer
yeah three six tee
>>203189146>>203189187they're known as nanny dogs, you know
I'm so Julia
>>203189136Cute.
>>203189276You're so nonce more like
>>203189203If you're a young grad you're better off emigrating
>>203189274>you knowi didn't. still don't. i refuse to process information.
forgot how much i like kit kats
>>203188973>£525,000it's completely fucking over
>>203189214Absolute disaster he is.
>>203189166Never went more than 2 weeks without a job in my qualified field, but again I do things that matters where things happen. Maybe you're fucked because nobody cares about your fake email job you yank runtoid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEiSgc4HgS4Admit it: it's a banger.
rorke drinking unpasteurised milk
>>203189245a lot of brits come here and only associate with other brits they unironically do not assimilate into the culture
>>203189285>Cuteyes. yes you are
two fingers up the bummer
>>203189328ariana will SERVE on the remix!
Posting a man LARPing as a woman is not ok.
>>203189136based.
>>203189300yea well i'm obviously not going to do that you mongdon't @ me again
>>2031892341,2,3
>>203188973worthing mentioned
>>203189345I'm thinking based. When does the new album come out?
>>203189203>demanding application process that ends with the possibility of a job with a shit wageim not surprised no one is interested. will they be raising salaries? doubtful. will they fill vacancies with clueless foreigners who dont really give a shit about the UK? almost certainly
>>203189328
>>203189378that's obviously not what i was implying with my post
>>203188755is this like a cache_thumbnail_with_lolis_from_browsing_int.jpg kind of map or is there a standard of being real stuff or very intentionally child-like drawn stuff?
>>203189332assimilate to what? crocodiles and large spiders?
Feeling...sinful.
>>203189418i was providing my own commentary
>>203189429u wouldn't get it
Grrrr ... we're space marines. We don't wear anything other than space grey. Grrr
>>203189426it's a map of the uk, you wouldn't show up on it
>>203189187>>203189240https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728413069772747.webm
look like a mix between david hemmings and daniel radcliffe
>>203189438would batter the cunt right off then rape her in front of everybody
>>203189429Screaming
>>203189473you wouldn't do shit
>>203189443it's false commentary
>>203189321farmer
Slug.
>>203189438lil bro aint do nun
*assumes the position*
>>203189513dont care virgin
>>203189531I thought you was dead.
>>203189203based
>>203189518Nope I'm in Paris in the top 7% salary bracket in this wog country
Each prisoner costs £50k per year to the UK, just saying, if we didn't lock them up and gave them £50k a year, quite a few of them wouldn't be motivated to do any crimes.
>>203189546cared enough to reply my post spouting a lot of shite you spastic
*pulls out my phone and gets janny on the horn*
can't stop eating, think i've got worms
>>203189571could just kill them instead
>>203189573everything i said was true
>>203189567lol doing what
i swear to Allah I work with retards. they cant even figure out how to access a folder when i give them the direct link
sic em janny
>>203189571yes... amongst other incentives
>>203189571That wouldn’t exactly discourage criminal activity though would it
>>203189604precision conception and crafting of certain luxury goods
>>203189598nah
MouseGOD
join my criminal enterprise
MouseCHAD
>>203189616Why aren't you posting your sponsors?
uptown top ranking
>>203189622might dowon't know if we don't try itgive prisoners nurses wagesgive billionaires a cell
it's enough to make a man shit
God save the King
Kind of unfortunate for the kids being born next year, belonging to generation beta
MouseCHAD plunging his crusty fingers into Spainonce's eyes in an autistic rage
*sniff* *sniff*i-is that a BOY I smell?*sniff* *sniff*mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....*sniff* *sniff*it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!
i'm only 47. i'm just a kid.
>>203189571you don't know prisonersthat 50k would be spunked away in a month on drugs and booze
>>203189571Its an argument for universal wage
>>2031897082025 is a very aesthetic birth year thoughever
finna buss
>>203189708Lel
>>203189669>make £25k>start selling drugs and make £40k>get caught and am guaranteed £50k indefinitely Sound game plan.
girl left behind at primary school and its 6pm and all the staff have gone home
think i just did a bad fartscared to look down there
Jarvis, access my hard drive and post 50 videos of black children being mauled by pitbulls to 4channel
Belgium can't post his sponsors anymore :/ Nun he can do x
>>2031897864channel doesn't exist
>>203189703Is it Persia or Iran ffs apparently even they can't decide for themselves
>>203189788he'll just switch to a different VPN
roaring
>>203189754nonce
>>203189708Wonder what london kids born this year will sound like by 2040.
>>203189786SCREAMING
>>203189788what happened?
>>203189814*monkey screeching*
>>203189810Why is everything about money to these people
>>203189814Like pidgin english i would imagine
>>203189811still crying i see you little gimp
>>203189829Janny seemingly is taking a harsher stance on spamming and other rules. Heathersubhuman had two threads deleted in less than 2 minutes.
>>203189774
>>203189774ANON DON'T
>>203189810Wallowing in the puddle of liquid tofu-blasted shit having emptied out my guts with laughter
bed looms
>>203189774its time...
>>203189869leave them babies alone
>>203189875seems like itpoor little belgium is fucking terrified of spamming his AI slop because it would be an insta ban
>>203189938There's nun he can do about it x
>>203189932don't cry because i done you mate
why are bongs talking to eachother impossible to understand
>>203189571yeah, should have slavery instead of prison.sell all the government hotel residents to China.
>tea
Jarvis, access my hard drive and make 73 posts on /brit/ babbling about black mens penis for 8 hours straight
how do people afford paying for a haircut every 2 weeks
Mental how badly I mindraped him
Replace prisons with giant poo pits
>>203190018who cuts their hair that oftenthat's absurd
janny owns you adamain't nun you can do
tea still not ready ffs
>>203190024give the jeets secure employment
you can solve all prison issues by deporting foreign criminals
>>203190018i make sure i get it cut short so i only have to go once a month
>>203190018Step outside the Deano-bubble lad
its a shame arabs are so shite at war
>>203189976I am happy to explain some of the more confusing parts of the English language if you have any questions
>>203189976you know why really, probably also the case with loads of languages too but yeah it can be toughdo you have something particular in mind or is it people at work
remember the night everybody made posts with 'fedpol' as a new figure
>>203189328good posthave to admit, even as a mega rorke, brat SLAYS
>>203190088He probably doesn't understand right dislocation.
business idea: use prisoners as a source of cheap meat
>>203190078Mum has an Arab Muslim friend. She gave her a quran. Mum doesn't know what to do with it. I said she should burn it desu.
>>203190117That song is on the new Fifa. Deanos are gonna be BRATTY x
Business idea: We rape the disabled
>>203190078Think you could do better?
>>203190148Why doesn't the dumb bitch just read it
>>203190172give me 10 good men and Israel would be Wasrael by now
>>203190189Mum is a Christian.
Big fan of this YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhG3Jg9HMQHe posts obscure albums. Very comfy
>>203190223So what?
These "left vs right" debate videos on youtube have very little substance, but they are good for cheap entertainment value.
>>203190143Why are so many trans women almost doing a caricature of what feminity is supposed to look like? Feels very contrived even if i support their choice to express their identity in whatever manner they want, i just can’t shake the feeling of it being so forced
>>203190234These obscure Japanese albums that pop up in the algorithm are super comfy. I've listened to several of them.
eating my delicious pork 'n' poo stir fry
why does iplayer not remember what episode you last watched?what sort of dogshit catch up service is that
>>203190254>but they are good for cheap entertainment value.No they aren't even good for that.
>>203190292You can't fry stir
>>203190306It does. Stop rejecting cookies
>>203190234https://open.spotify.com/track/4CLRiSP3FAdJ4A9fOhB3qY?si=ae1b3986dddb4a48
if it's hip, it's here
>>203190273Think reddit is more your speed pal
i'm entering my unapologetic unashamed incel era
>>203190342well maybe you cant but i can
pissing it down ain't it
washing-uptoil on the horizon
>>203190442*looks out the window*yh
This film upsets them
>fast streamYes I will apply to a job and spend dozen hours working it's applications just to get rejectedSame with the Military now. It takes 8 months to start training there
>>203190440is that pet fur on her socks or just her hair can never tell with these long haired types can you
>>203190440Omg wow she must love reading
>>203190493yeah i applied for the RAFnever heard anything backuseless
i'm going to kill myself
>>203190220Brother Nathanael says that the state of Isreel will be gone within the next five years. He says global Jewry will still exist, but the Zionist project is a failure and they're going to give up on it. That's his prediction anyway.
post the school girl tiktoks
>>203190234
The Yanks on Twitter are STILL seething about NoContextBrits posting this lmaoooo
>>203190526>the state of Isreel will be gone within the next five years.i wish but he's fucking delusional
>>203190545not funny
remember when aisha was thin and hot
got an email today from this random South African bird saying she did a DNA test and we've got matching chromosomes, telling me how her great great grandfather migrated to Cape Town in the 1800s and asking if I can provide her my family historysearched her up and yeah she's quite fitjust a few weeks ago some random bloke did the same shite asking me which village in Albania I'm frombizarre
>>203190572alri muhammed
>>203190546Damn AI filters look like shit
I have a university degree and I've been rejected from a job selling tickets.
>>203190578>3rd cousinsshe's your optimum matebreed her
>>203190143
>>203190578sounds like scammers
>>203190572She was 9 years old you sick fuck
>>203190578>migrated to Cape Townlet's turn cape town into rape town
>>203190605I took my degree of my CV and started getting responses to the runt jobs I was applying to
>>203190623they're real people and they're not asking for money just muh ancestry autists trying to map out the whole family tree going back to the neolithic era
>>203190578Cannot believe anyone actually takes those fake tests seriously
got coil on
>>203190646I want to to do this but the gap would cuckold me even moreI suspect it's because they expect me to leave as soon as a better job comes
>>203190605do you have a degree in selling tickets? no? then what use is it. apply for jobs in your particular industry daft lad
>>203190440He's tucked his ballbags
Rorke getting thrown into a FEMA death camp
how is it only 8 wtf
get the after eights opened
just got called a strapping young lad in waitrose
>>203190707>apply for jobs in your particular industry daft ladI've been rejected from all of them
cooking toil looms
Hull Fair
>>203190822Nothing's fair in Hull.
>>203190688I did a 23andme a few years ago and I also re-ran the test through some other websites, all of them gave me wildly different resultsI think 23andme is the most accurate tbqh
What's a nonce's favourite sweet?After eightsLmaooooooo!
>>203190240Christians don't believe in the quran so why would she read that garbage
>>203190820Bit late What're you making?
>>203190842would imagine its before eights if anything
lads I think I've fallen in love with Morgan Donner, she's so pleasantly plump and delightful in that natural way women underappreciateplus she's talented and has a passion for something which is super duper attractivealso I like pale girls with big tiddies
>>203189467love this video
This test was inaccurate l'm actually 100% English
>>203190853no because he's after eight year olds don't you get it
>>203190859Thanks for letting us know
A post-white Britain
>>203190556why do you say that
my favourite entertainment reporting is returning to the echo lads
>>203190850mince
In ancient Rome, actors were often slaves. In feudal Japan, Kabuki actors were sometimes available to the theatergoers as prostitutes — a practice not uncommon among theater troupes in the American Wild West. In 17th century England, France, and America, theaters were widely considered dens of iniquity, turpitude, and crapulence. Under Oliver Cromwell’s Puritan dictatorship, the theaters were forced to close to improve moral hygiene. The Puritans of New England did likewise. A ban on theaters in Connecticut imposed in 1800 stayed on the books until 1952.
>>203190875you're welcome
Thinking about Nestor Makhno
Germans after a night on the town>>203190859
>>203190849To be more knowledgeable about the world and her friend (as you called her). Judging by your angry outburst at the mere suggestion she reads a book that's gifted to her, I take it that your family is sub-90 IQ and functionally illiterate.
>>203190906Somehow you ignored Scotland you racist cunt
high IQs mean big thinkersbig thinkering means a lot of heatheat cooks hairhair evaporatesbaldness ensues (with gay abandon)here endeth the lesson
>>203189810the lft hand triangle is impossible
feeling a wave of crapulence coming
>>203190900That's it?
>>203190786it's honestly fucking me up, not looking forward to it getting dark by 4pm
>>203190984I'm off for a poo too
>>203190926Based Love that guy
>>203191000i am
have to be gentle with them and only use one finger as to avoid physical injury and overstimulation
>>203190885because israelis have a high birth-rate and because they're all taught from birth to see muslims/arabs as non human? because their enemies are all retarded? because they're unconditionally backed by the strongest country on the planet? take your pick
>>203190273you're so close to figuring it out
>>203191058whoa dood...you like...see thru the matrix brah
>>203190985and eggs
>>203191082cope on
i know kung poo
>>203191087Sounds grim
>>203191038you're a sick puppy adam
having kung poo chicken
railing nirnroot
turning rapeanese i think im turning rapenese i really think so
shagadelic, baby
the last 20 posts are usually the best
That's you gone, you nonce bastard.
>>203191214get rid of that comma and corrrr
will adam learn his lesson and begin posting normally, or will a new villain rear its ugly head... find out next thread on 4chan int /brit/
>>203191226>>203191226>>203191226
>>203191308Heathermong edish spotted
>>203191302hes already made his cuckpost new
hmmm
yes