Hull Fair edition
>>203194136POO
>bought a brand new laptop recently, doesn't even have a dedicated GPU and it can play every game I've tried at max settings high FPSliterally not a clue what any of these words mean
raping kids haha *waits for a bradley*
pretty sure i'll never have sex or have a gf or go on a datet. incel without the above aged 34
>>203194136my daddy wasnt thereto take me to the fair
Got big fascist consumer energy
*Warning*Young men will be pursued on here.
>>203193907post laptop?
Still got mental health problems. Doubt they will ever go but hopefully I can learn to live with the mental anguish.
Mad how much right wing American consumers hate Woodie Guthrie.
using my Swiss army knife to cut my Revor Plug.
>>203194306brimming with british culture this is
>>203194303https://www.currys.co.uk/products/asus-zenbook-s-14-14-laptop-intel-core-ultra-7-1-tb-ssd-white-10269657.html
>>203194306>Woodie Guthrie.not a real name shut up
Uhh wtf OPI've been at Hull Fair tonight lel
>>203194274neutral people (like me) don't like being lied to, so you'll only lose reputation by promoting false claims. as well as that, you muddy the waters by making it so difficult to discern truth from fiction that neutral people (like me) won't even bother trying.all you're actually doing is preaching to the choir and making people who already agree with you more outraged
>>203194356How was it mage?
>>203194136Bent if you wouldn't wank to the sound of your mum being shagged
blocky minecraft poo
do pickled onions make poos smell a certain way ?
>>203194374Neutral people like you don't matter
>>203194383bet you fantasise about shagging her as wellcreep
>>203194378Good laugh as always. My horse on the Kentucky Derby was broken, absolutely rigged.Love 'ull
>>203194433Yeah so what? Nothing wrong with a fantasy
Love Indian women me
>>203194331i'm a fellow laptop user but you could build an absolute beast of a PC for 1600 quid
The Joker was raped
>>203194374>neutral people (like me) don't like being lied toyou've been lied to all your life by every political stance and you don't even realize itit's just what it obviously bullshit is what upsets you
>>203194331seems like dell xps tier, my 4 year old gaming laptop lags playing rdr2 but that might be due to battery I dunno. I'm just gonna get a desktop next I think
>>203194424howling you monger
>>203194331Oh my days
Feel like the north is kinda cozy.might move up there and buy a massive fuckoff house for £150k. gentrification n all that
>>203194472They're dogs Usually have flabby bodies
>>203194433Bent if you wouldn't shag your own mum
>>203194437banana lad looks chunked out his bean
B R X T N B L L S
>>203194473a PC just wouldnt work for megames i play aren't super demanding, if a thin & light laptop can run casual games on high settings 100+ fps thats mental
York ham, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, English mustard
Just discovered Jodie Marie ASMR has a black partner, shan't be watching her videos any more then.
dusted and vacuumed my whole room but im still sneezing like it's spring time. hate it, extremely miserable. that's what i get for procrastinating a weekly/monthly dust
>>203194564And the bread?
>>203194508>buy a massive fuckoff house for £150k. gentrification n all thatBit late mate, terraced house in a decent area of Hull will set you back £200k
>>203194424and yet you'll cry when you lose elections and the government goes against you>>203194482>dooood like everythings faaaakefine, what i mean is "i don't like my intelligence being insulted by obvious fabrications designed to outrage me"
>>203194195I thought that but lost it at 30 (my life didn't change and I'm still miserable)
got the doobydobap on
>>203194519The attractive ones don’t bother with losers like you
>>203194581grim
>>203194581Don't fink dats true
>>203194581very mediocre woman with an irritating voicebasically the poor man's anna lisa wagner
>>203194581do you feel betrayed and bamboozled?
"neutral people" are mostly right wing the moment they face a single inconvenience or question tbqh
>>203194556that is quite mental to be fairwhat's the cooling like? always the throttling point with laptops, and i can't imagine it gets better as they get smaller
Bought Persona 3 as it was on sale for £29.99. I've never played a Persona game before but it looks like something I will enjoy.
older balderfatterweaker
>>203194659>anna lisa wagnerShe does porn FYI
>>203194601It's not a sandwich you fucking idiot
my asmr wife would never do anything saucy she is an absolute angel
>>203194701They all do
SCREAMINGhttps://x.com/jackguyanderton/status/1843664788322431221
mental that i have to share a thread with ASMR simps and vtuber watchers
>>203194689What systemCan't stand JRPGs myself
>>203194701With black fellas?
>>203194675chucky lookin nigga
>>203194617>what i mean is "i don't like my intelligence being insulted by obvious fabrications designed to outrage me"which was literally my point
>>203194736are you actually screaming? This link is gonna be that amazing yeah? Just clicked and didnt scream at all fuck uou
>>203194675would
>I don't wanna rape ya no more Joker
might treat mesen to a nice gift after a long summer of hard work
>>203194742system of a down
>>203194739pathetic incel no-hopers have always been here.
Florida hurricane got upgraded to a Cat 5 again lads should be pretty dramatic when it hits
>>203194719my cat does this when i'm trying to sleep. he's a bit smaller though
>>203194822I hope our beloved American friends are all OK
Love me ISA me. It's like a little early retirement strat for employed degens who have nothing else to spend their money on
>>203194822
>>203194832>>203194822protect the american gf
my asmr wife lives in japan but she isn't japanese
>>203194833>Love me ISA mesame. love my x86 cpu.
>>203194795more like system of a clown
>vtuber watcherskahteem
>>203194822florida gets horrible hurricanes all the time. they'll be fine, it's always reported as more dramatic than it really is
>>203194822>Cuban gusanos and boat dealership owning Trump voters getting hammeredLove to see it.
Hello any pretty women here
>Florida hurricane has suddenly changed course and is heading straight for Cheadle, has also been upgraded to a Cat 7
>>203194826lucky bastard x
>passing through London>"anyone free for a drink this week?">"uhh I can do 31st October"what the fuck is the fucking point
>>203194900see>>203194689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE
>>203194626HOW
>>203194914zesty post
>>203194742PS5. I like JRPGs generally speaking.
It's all been downhill since they stopped playing this before the film in cinemashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iom-g1cbGzI
Maybe AI is not so bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hVN-CfJVa4
>>203194925yes, and?
only jrpg i like is pokemon and that's surey because of nostalgia
>>203194833Based saver
>>203194910he's a good cat
Why are Russian and Indian women gorgeous but their guys look like orcs
Crypto, Quantum, AIBuzzwords on buzzwords
>>203194787>joker lets face it, i'm not being funny and i mean no disresepct but you're a cunt, you're a cunt now and you've always been a cunt and the only thing thats gonna change is you're gonna become an even bigger cunt, maybe with a raped arse
>>203194999fucking screaming
aff tae bed
>>203194990blockchain
>>203194945excellent post, a real corker in fact
>>203194990let's touch base on these and get some synergy
>>203194985Russian men are handsome if they put down the vodka
>>203194999HOOTING
>>203194999>It's simple, we uh, rape me
>>203194999Love Brendan GleesonExcellent actor
>>203194945Pearl & Dean was a banger, but the real king is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGV-dblL6CI
>>203194136Hull Fair? More like Full Hair!
>>203194999thought this was roy cropper from the thumbnail
>>203194915Somehow met a girl that didn't have a bf, asked if she wanted to go for coffee and things went from there.
Enough with the rape jokes!
got the talk tuah on
dancing inside a lightbulb
Neighbour keeps having a right old shout to someone on her phone every evening and I'm wondering what the hell it's about
>>203195160doo do do do doo doo, do doo doo
>>203195158basedthe greatest mind of our timesshe should link up with aj and big justice
>>203195144i meet plenty of girls w.e. bfs problem is none of them want me
>>203195170probably a drugged up alkie most neighbours are
>>203195144didnt she think it a bit weird that youd not had one before
been coming here less. just don't find you interesting no more
might move to migingo island
>>203195199she should hawk tuah on a chicken bake frfr ong
hawk tuah respect button
Ok Jarvis, access my hard drive and begin posting webms of dead black children on 4channel.org
Settled. At least 50% of "strong women" are basically just cunts, anyone want to challenge this?
Now y'all know
>>203195106kino in everything he does
we bring the BOOM! to /brit/
milves
>>203195278strength isnt goodness, same with me
just seems a bit boringhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAN3KmTSy2Q
what if they nuked the hurricane?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grooming_gang_moral_panic_in_the_United_Kingdomlol
>>203194999>RETRACT THAT BIT ABOUT MY RAPED ARSE
Terry Wogan's on TV again
>he's not part of the SeasideARMY
>>203195377on the contrary l hope he dies or at least disappears
hawk tuah for president
Buster Merryfield's baby batter
Man on Reddit is gonna apologise to his GP for being a fucking gremlin lmao
>>203195409he wont do either of those things, as everyday above ground is a great day x
going to be eating an almond crasson in a minute
>>203195309milves huh
>>203195481rather have jodie gasson tbqh
timothee chalamet wank on the cards
Haven't been on brit all day but just wanted to say goodnight xo
>>203195529hate that twink bitch
>>203195529based guitar pick head enjoyer
Chicken's almost doneHaving it with steamed potatoes and steamed brocolli
>>203195505hah wouldnt we allactually i dont know who that is
cant sleepback to toil tomorrowoh well!
Got to go into the office on Thursday. Might use my influence as a manager to chat up the birds
The world is a vampire.
the smell of the broccoli soup at toil keeps me going
>>203195557I had some aldi own-brand doritos and two pickled onions, followed by a black coffee and some chocolate raisins
>>203195548He's hench now
>>203195584for his bob dylan role?
>>203195210Dunno, she didn't comment on it, I think if you're seeing a girl and get to that point they won't care.
>>203195569she was a page 3 girl about 15 years ago
how sane are you from 1=sane to 5=mad.
>>203195576That's rape
>>203195438this is me but to the club bouncerslol
>>2031956223.5
arianators and swifties are going at it on X (formerly known as twitter) right now
>>2031956226, absolutely doopin mental
>>203195438elaborate
>>203195607Yeah Bob Dylan's a proper sleeper build, fucking huge lats
>>203195642why?
>>203195622right now 1 but have been known to go to 5 on occasion
>>203195548Jealous
>>203195642Gain a clue manHave some shame
>>2031956224. But I'm diagnosed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTn01jjEFfY
>>203195624no it would be consensual. Little office fling
>>203195696Very good song
>>203195696Hairy Jav Stars
>>203195621https://gv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Gassonlearning all about it
got the gay hypnosis on
>>203195722>>203195734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GdvFiE2R5I
>>203195662>>203195675it's a big cleavage in the so called "stan community"swifties like to bring up Ariana's personal history, make a mockery of her past, her mental health issues etc
>>2031956224
Ok Jarvis. Rape the disabled.
page 3 girl local primary school newsletter
>>203195784is it because ari got on brat and taylor (bitch) didn't
>>203195758BasedLove Cricket (except the Hundred)
Quite glad Poleaboo has fucked off. He was a genuinely sick and demented freak. Ugly as sin too.
>>203195784everyone involved should be killed
Pretending to be interested in the newspaper at my grandparents house so I could sneak a look at the page 3 girls
>>203195831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJCqECUmx44
tell you where id live if i was moving to australia, that tropical strip of land in northern Queensland, looks like paradise
>>203195839And yet he was better than you at being a tranny
>>203195839Tildechads...we won
>>203195870I'd go native and live off gila monsters and finger limes
poor little childhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13938545/Stepfather-beat-little-girl-two-force-fed-cold-showers-punishment-regime-murder.html
>>203195878No he wasn't. He never even changed his name by deed poll. He just adopted the name of his victim in his discord which he himself called his "nonce nest".
>>203195805swifties like to call her "anorexiana" even though Taylor referenced having an eating disorder herself (on You’re on Your Own, Kid)
>>203195897Excuse me?
>>203195897I meant blue tongued skinks btw not gila monsterssorry for the confusion I've not been warlpiri for long
>swifties like to call her "anorexiana"
>>203195963seeing women being absolute cunts is really something to behold, quite beautiful in its way
Gay gooners
Sorry, I won't let swifties shit and hate on Ariana for breathing. Ariana is a human and deserves respect!
get the porn gayed!!
>anorexiana
witnessing advertising/begging
Poleaboo was a very sinister character. I remember he added me on PSN and I naively accepted and he kept sending me messages in Urdu accompanied by a picture of his penis in a chastity device. I ended up blocking him and he had a 3 month long meltdown in /Britfeel/ which ended in him taking DNP.
Developing a fine hunchback
>>203195899what kind of mother let's this happen?
really need my willy sucked
Poley:>convicted sext pest >danger to women and society in general>fake trans>nonce Tilde:>not a sex pest - has never filmed anyone taking a shower >well loved member of Shrewsbury>really about her trans shit (based)>has no sexual desire for children (very based)We Stan Tilde here. Simple as.
>>203195993l only liked her in Victorious. She had a British flag in her room
>>203196085alri dowagers hump lad
I was anorexic like 2 years ago
I wish /int/ would get over this boring obsession with black people.
Welcome to the /brit/ Halloween house folks
>>203195993Isn't she one of those women who dated several buck negroes, got tired of being used and has since tried to stick to wimpy American white boys? She should date a masculine European specimen, like this guy >>203196085
Might make an OnlyFans
https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>203196085Noticed a lot more lads walking around with atrocious next head posture recently
>>203196147Don't get it.
>>203196129Looks like her name is Afua
For me it's Sabrina Carpenter fans burying that cringelord clown woman
Why do people leave comments like this on pornhub
>>203196178FOLC
>>203196178sacked tranny sounds like salad fingers
>>203196147this is just the poor man's brian mung / fancy souphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsfZryNVV0o
hello mousey
>>203196183That's xvideos but yeah
>>203196147SALAD FINGERS!!!Now that's Halloweenish
yeah Osama Laycum guys. Off down to the Mosque for a quick Quran injection. Oh that is gonna be lush, and i mean lush. and i mean lush
>>203196145femboy?
does common law work with hertfordshire police
>>203196200No I don't.
Overdosed on magnesium
>>203196315Cola was a better tranny than you
>>203196299quite mad really how he was married to a muzzie
whites girls on dat bbc flava
>>203196299
>>203196332Who?
>>203196315Vocaroo right now to prove it
>>203196332He's been gangbanged
not going to toil tomorrow
>>203196358the one who got shagged by mayuri and others
lick my arse
>>203196361https://vocaroo.com/17SrmcHjDB6A
overdosed on cum
I'll take the shirt off of any man's back and I'd go at it agein
>>203196379no.
I don't toil.
Why, on God's Good Earth, does she make such fake and strained smiles? You can see the veins in her neck about to pop. It looks ridiculous and a bit like she has gone insane, which we all know she already has.
>>203196382tragic
>>203196361https://voca.ro/1iGUhoLrIx9MYou've been done sunshine
>>203196432gossip_guy needs to have sex
>>203196427dosser
farting up a category 6 of a storm right now
Mental how full of bots twitter is since Musk took over, Dead Internet Theory is no longer a theory.
lrish dysphoria poster awake from his nap
>>203196473it's whisper2me newcunt
lol he actually does sound like him
>>203196459you didn't help your cause there did you dee lass?
>>203196499it's fucking diregame's absolutely gone
what happens when you die lads?
>>203196495Love dossing about. Love doing nothing. Love bumming around. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.
>>203196527new game plus
>>203196502If he didn't have TMAU he would be the Dragonborn all his life
>>203196527don't ask people on this side what it's like on the other side
>>203196527If you’re a white man you go to heaven where perfect non-white women are there to please you
>>203196502markino
My voice is fine. You lot would take the piss out of anything even if it's not particularly funny or noteworthy.
QUESTION FOR SPAEDO: A bent zesy cronem walks up to you saying he and his zesy cronem friends would go after katy but only if he can ride spaedo raw. What does Spaedo do?
>>203196589>non-white womenAre you Irish diaspora?
>>203196629you genuinely sound creepy i hope that you aren't actually a tranny and using some weird voice changing ai
>>203196661How do I sound creepy? I have a gentle and soft voice.
>>203196650you will be the first man sent to jupiter.
>>203196649sick of this cunt never worked a day in his life but sits in taverns drinking ale all day and goes to the moon
Irish thru and thruPro migrants
>>203196629saved your vocaroo to laugh at with the missus later. You know you'd probably have one yourself by now if you didnt spend your entire teenage years on /r9k/ becoming a tranny
ah... hello all
Irish shitearsepoora
>>203196714'ri bud
>>203196691its not his fault that some days he stinks of fish some days he stinks of shit some people can smell it and others cant
>>203196691DWP funds his trips to moon no atmosphere there so nobody can smell TMAU
>>203196742yeah, you mate?
>>203196661i wouldn't say creepymore like a spiv, a scrawny caricature of a dungeons and dragons geek
>>203196679you sound like a creepy doll in a horror movie that starts talking to the main character out of nowhere
aldeeznuts
cant be fucked to poo
>>203196751>>203196751>>203196751
>>203196649That Lunar Rover will be in Cex by Friday.
>>203196767yeah, yeah alri
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