misty autumn morning edition
if it’s hip it’s here
need heatherfreak out of business
up where they stay all day in the sun
>>203196892its hip to be square
Leftypol has merely adapted to antisemitism. Rorke was born in it. Molded by it.
ive wasted my life
Good americhad edition (extremely common)
Smoking
190 is the fuel that keeps /brit/ running
>>203199301off to the pub with you ASAP
pooing, wanking, shitting, and farting
leftypol voting in all the national and local electionsrorke casting 1 vote in his life (brexit)
leftypol drinking a whole long island to himself
>>203199301kahtimers when i laugh at my own post again
in bed cant sleep bored
>>203199298>Leftypol has merely adapted to antisemitismno he hasn't
>>203199301yeah so what
the missus
Don't touch my truck.
>>203199381Based
>>203196806>gingernonce edition
>>203199381*knocks your wing mirror off*
What happened to scarves? Never see people wearing scarves anymore.Everybody used to have a scarf, then the gays took them so only gay people wore scarves. Now not even the gays are wearing scarves. Are they okay to wear again now?
>>203196806how does one get motivated in life? I've completely given up, it has nothing to offer me
>>203199375what the fuck
>>203199381Ywnbat
I tried to play some videogames but I simply have no energy
You know who I hate? Lesbians. Hate them cunts.
>>203199410You said it yourself, simply gay now, zoomers love fashion though and dress very well so it will likely make a comeback soon
>>203199410ive seen women wearing them id like to get a nice one but clothing options for men are shit
Muslims worship the devil.
rorke wearing a scarf in the summer
Really struggled not to get hard in the gym tonight, too many fucking huge lads and I've not had a wank in 3 days
>>203199410global warming
>>203199434never met one, are they as petty and unpleasant as they always make the tv characters? seems hard to believe
>>203199403>catyank edition
>>203199454yeah an england scarf cause footballs coming home
>>203199433videogames are boring and childish. give yours games and consoles to the charity shop and start living.
Should just fucking kill myself
>>203199410does bandanas count? i only wear it sometimes because i look too cute in it
>>203199487No
>>203199487no. now are you satisfied with my attention?
>>203199484how do you live?
>>203199470at school i had a lesbian teacher and she was a right miserable wench. easily as petty and unpleasant as any tv character, worse in fact. ugly as well.
>>203199487stay chipper
>>203199487watch skibidi toilet instead
before you give someone life advice remember you're posting on brit at half midnight
>>203199410probably doesn't get cold enough in britain for it to be anything more than a fashion statement
>>203199515without videogames
>>203199489you look like funky kong
>>203199489you'd look cute hanging on my wall
>>203199515by spending his nights here, now THAT is living
>>203199548be specific
>>203199549wow fuck u mong!
leftypol slithering into the rorke pub for gammons
Dogberg doing rancid farts again
eating an egg lads
>>203199562one simply lives their life, without videogames.
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_North_American_Review/Volume_150/The_Hatred_of_Englanddoing a read
>>203199595egg of chicken?
>>203199434me? its astronauts. wankers.
>>203199487Lmao
>>203199615yeah
>>203199595>egg ladsand what are those? funny little fellas who run around in your kitchen? fuck off
>>203199622never met one. get a bit big headed do they?
Mental how badly I mindraped him lol
The Council of Hitlershttps://tardis.wiki/wiki/Council_of_Hitlers
>>203199644now that's a funny little character, I like that
>>203199643make sure you specify next timesame as if youre drinking milk of cow
>>203199645they just post on reddit bragging about going to space
>>203199660finlad would've loved this
>>203199660>It also excluded the Hitler from alpha alpha nine, who was a communist.
>>203199685will do
people who buy ready grown lawns that they roll out give me the ick
Julius Sneedser
april ultra derby item oakenat putting bold mark ratio larger even gets enough revenuelet's raise magical brave pure alien mass to live overseas
Did decline bench for the first time, need to build a juicy chest
>>203199653bet you think youve done a "number" on him dont you
Right got out of bed cant sleep so bored gonna smash some vodka
Whenever I tell people I only have one ball they always bring up Hitler. Hitler didn’t even have one ball. Someone just made it up. Sick of it.
>>203199734if you dont have a spotter and you fail a rep you're utterly fucked
>>203199653the mindchild?
>>203199723got a ready grown yawn for whenever you post
>>203199756true, just character slanderremember seeing a 'ark felton video about himmler and he said they laughed at him naked on the floor because he allegedly had a small dick
>>203199756>I only have one ballthe otheris in the albert hall
>>203199756is that a topic you can casually bring up in conversation quite easily
>>203199756Sick of people trying to besmirch Hitler's good name
>>203199775Blimey that's a bit tasty innit
>>203199653>claims to have mindraped someone >posts about him every day
Sipping an espresso martini
>>203199791yeah just have to bring up hitler and then slip it in
>>203199775peng vag peng feet
>>203199775just lost my job because of this image
>>203199773bet you thought that would be hilarious when you wrote it
After ww2 did all Austrians/Germans with the surname Hitler change their name
>>203199775Cockmogs me!
>>203199791Yeah I do it all the time. See: >>203199756
>>203199764Will swap to dumbbells immediately
Breath of the Wild is comfy but the world is a bit empty
leftypol: morning rorkerorke: i love hitler and im missing a testicle
>>203199775why do women's arseholes go so close to their fannies
>>203199797Hitler was so based.
trying to quit weed...very boring
>>203199775just got promoted coz of this image
Vladolf Putler
Genuinely don't get what straight men see in women, minging
manlet ginger with a black wife wont stop blabbering on about a japanese restaurant he went toblog on you boring cunt
>>203199870Mens arseholes are the same you just have bollocks blocking your cock from it
>>203199917wrong
rorke based but cringeleftypol just cringe
>>203199846Yes. l dont think it was a super common name anyway
>>203199923Male arsehole inspector chiming inFuck off
>>203199775that's a man
>>203199870fanny is like dinner and the bumole is like dessert
>>203199775um
>>203199901No western leader would dare say this but it's true you know
>>203199917Low T
>>203199909Went to a Japanese place a little over a week ago and the server was an artsy looking sort of lady and I could see her belly button
just scranned a tunnocks
been replaying the resident evil games lads, there are so many waifus in the franchise
We all raping the disabled in here lads?
>>203199941Oh yeah
>>203199909let he who has never blogposted cast the first stone
>>203199970Japanese lust for white women really does create the fittest birds
cornholio
>>203199996
>>203199937reread your post
>>203199996for me it's sheva
Feels nice tucked up in my little English bed knowing that millions of yanks are in mortal danger due to an oncoming hurricane
my waifu
Won £4.40 on the lotto
/brit/ has grown too big for /int/. It's time for a concurrent /brit2/.
>>203199970>bloke face>bloke face>plain>bloke face>bloke face>black>bloke face>bloke face>bloke face>looks like the boy Schofield bummed>bloke face>grim>grim>grim>bloke face>bloke face
No luck on the old premium bonds:(
still cant get an answer as to when Karl shows up in Ludwig
>>203200069make it then
>>203200086episode 5, briefly
For me it's Nina from Tekken.
>>203200095well thats no good
>>203200024meanwhile you have a storm of pakis spinning around like tasmanian devils with knives
>>203200109still a good show
>>203199970
Could do with a shag :/
glad my American gf lives far from the danger area
>>203200101first wank i have had was a to a drawing of chun li getting fucked by ryu, weirdest thing was i have never even liked street fighter
>>203199970the girl who plays ashley is so cute it is insane
>>203200135Where is sheI'll give her a kiss for you :3
>>203200135is she in another nation? your imagination hahaa
this is my life today
>>203200149>>203200160Nevada. Haha.
Why are chuds so obsessed with the hurricane? I see they have already tried to politicise it lol
does anyone wanna play minecraft with me?
>>203200160Bloody well done lad
>>203200160hahahaha
>>203200171I'll have a burrito with rice and beans. thanks
>>203200171Fuck off retard
>>203200160done him
>>203200184?>>203200202Why?
>>203200160gonna show her this she'll enjoy it
>>203200084Won £100 once
>>203200160Bodied that freak
heard there are holes in the wall where you could stick your willy and get a free blowie or shag from the other side
>>203200171Yanks are all schizoids so they think hurricanes are caused by government wonderweapons and wildfires caused by government space lasers and shit
alri
>>203200160fuckin hell you done him up the arse
thoughts on latex girls?
>>203200137i'm 28 and wank to sfm of games I've never played regularly
>>203200276Glory holes, but it'll be a smelly bloke sucking you off probably
>>203200288
>>203200276yeah I'm not sticking my dick in a wall for some mystery surprise on the other side
>>203200277True lmfao
>>203200294what does sfm stand for?
got called salad fingers at school because i'm lanky and weird presumably
>>203200325safe for mongs
One does not like to touch on the weary Irish question. But surely Americans will find difficulty in believing either that John Bright did not know oppression when he saw it, or that he wilfully upheld it. That Irish Catholics had terrible wrongs in former days nobody doubts: French Huguenots and Spanish heretics had more terrible wrongs than theirs at the same time. But what is their political grievance now? They have not named one except the union; and that the union is not a blighting curse seems to be proved by the prosperity of the Protestant North, which stands in exactly the same relation to Great Britain and is under the same laws and institutions as the rest of the island. Surely the Draft Riots, the Molly-Maguire outrages, Tammany, and the Clan-na-Gael must sometimes suggest to American Anglophobists that Irish character is, at all events, a factor in this unhappy problem. That character is just the same in Australia that it is in Ireland and in the United States. The overbreeding of a very amiable, but not very energetic or thrifty, race, on a soil which will not support them, is what no government can prevent; nor can any government, whether in French Canada or in Ireland, annul the effects of ecclesiastical domination on industrial progress. Yet Ireland was making headway under the union when this agitation broke out.
>>203200325source film makerbecame a synonym for 3d porn
>>203200324It's bizarre how bad it is over there, schizomobiles all over, mental preachers in the street. Literally mass delusions
>>203200357kek, thanks
>>203200328You look like this AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I MUST get a Nina gf.
>>203200405heard she got fucked by kuma
Very smelly right now but cant be bothered to shower or even change my clothes. Just sat her smelling bad drinking vodka
>>203200497too late to bother washing now mate, just be smelly until the morning
>>203200171fuck up spaino
Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
>>203200007Lightning <3
>>203200527the “gods” (plural) aren’t real
>>203200556Apologies. I'm a bit mad, you see
>rightmove.co.uk/properties/153505529#/?channel=RES_BUYHuw Edwards is selling his gaff?
>tfw no ugly duckling gf who is still a nerd at heart but also goes to the gym and now has a fat arse
>>203200591wonder which noncey asain country he'll move to
chilly weather making my skin dry
anyone managed to quit weed?
>>203200644yes. smoked daily from 15-26
>>203200655do you just sort of get used to not being high eventually? Find being sober very boring
>>203200612Doesn't exist.
Haters were right, squatting does in fact grow your legs. This is terrible news
wish l had friends
Listen. You don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't work together, neither of us is making it out of here alive.
>>203200665yeah
good morning sir*wiggles head*
>>203200695I'll be your friend
Someone's having the shit tommorow
>>203200734those noodles are SHITall heat no taste
also why the fuck are you eating them dry what's wrong with you
If you're reading this, I am already dead. You are now part of the resistance.
>>203200734bet you cant eat the whole thing
>>203200734fuck ya bud
>>203200777oh yeah well I bet you can't live a whole and satisfied life
I'm a bit of a racist, but I have to admit I like Laurence Fishburne. He's always kino in whatever movie he's in.
when you order seafood at the restaurant but find out your chef is Laurence Fishburne
>>203200810he's in a movie with Thomas Jane l watched and enjoyed recently. Dunno why they didnt get him back for Matrix 4 can only assume he was too based in some way
the galway gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P8IroOGAug
>>203200836galway gals
when you travel to Kilkenny, Ireland and realize you're wearing your orange parka
>>203200810bad father
>>203200692yeah and your arse! nice!
i have no muscles ;_;
>>203200891you can grow some
>>203200644
>>203200879nice one i might get bummed
>>203200891they're hiding under your weakness
i have no backbone
>>203200908most men love grabbing mine. not in a gay way but it still feels a bit gay. well whatever
mental how we can't predict earthquakes, those could just happen at any time if you're in a seismically active area
never gonna stop the puffin
>>203201000
Why did they put the Starfleet headquarters in San Franfisco
>>203201036same reason they put a space-time rift in cardiff
any finns in?
>>203201070erm technically the rift was there before Cardiff
i keep getting sick over and over. I feel like my immune system has gotten worse FUCK
might be drunk enough to sleep lets see
>>203201136Report.
>>203201133Are you under a lot of stress?
/brit/ annual orgy this weekend lads. We all ready?
>Cardassiansrorke>Bajoransleftypol>FerengiJews>Klingonsvikings>RomulansRussians
>>203201168the American gf cant make it so just us lads this year
>>203201163not really, except exams
>>203201177>binarautists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-ppnUWqgEfor me it is watching girls cosplay
Disabled? Raped.
>>203201208phwor would shag her
offered somebody some sauerkraut for their pizza
>>203201212alri ssm
women? cringedogs? BASED
The Binär Elektronisk SekvensKalkylator, Swedish for "Binary Electronic Sequence Calculator" was a Swedish computer released in 1953 and was the fastest computer in the world upon its release.
>>203200771resisting drumpf
>>203201257>Buddhists consider reincarnating as this a punishment imagine living this good
might start saving up all my mundane replies and post them at once at the end of the thread
>>203201295hope l get some
business plan, pizza company that has your pizza delivered by a cute femboy, no sex just eye candy like hooters
mental how christian bakers have to do gay cakesbut if you go to a halal butcher and ask for pork...
>>203201334whatever happened to this lad?
>>203201358>but if you go to a halal butcher and ask for pork...Whoooo boyYou're in trouble now buddy
>>203201362the same thing that always happens, twink death.
>>203201362shagged him rotten didnt i
>>203201358another reason we should bring in chinese over the others, they love pork
>>203201362Died of complications from a prolapsed anus
>>203201378the amount of photoshop on that face oh my days
just got done shagging the missus and then the meds wore off
not bent but would love to shag a bloke that looks like a girl ideally one thats on the hormones so they have little breasts for me to suck on
>>203201404dont look up the hui people
>Mexico mayor’s decapitated head was found on his car only six days after taking office
>>203201446well they say variety is the spice of life so get that estrogenized penis bud
>>203201465Ay caramba
wypipo dont spice up they life
Foreverial tiedup fat Toby
>>203201521extremely rare, borderline mythical, good leaf post
Klingons are like if outlaw biker gangs were an alien species.
terrified of my grim future
wasn't that good
gimmick idea: desperate to fit in brit
bumwank o clock
>>203201621ktim
>>203201621couldn't be me. I just rile up the little lads
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRLSPICE UP YA LIFE
The Klingon homeworld is named Kronos. Kronos is the Greek name for Saturn.Typically, when we think of a Star Trek alien equivalent of Jews, we probably think of the Ferengi, the Bajorans, or maybe the changelings as the archetypal space Jews.We probably wouldn't think of the Klingons. But on further inspection, you start to wonder... Kronos/Saturn (equivalent of the Canaanite gods Remphan/Moloch)... highly aggressive, bloodthirsty, ruthless, militant species.........
>>203201670what a load of wank
>>203201670i always thought of klingons as one of the lesser races like blacks
love pretending to be an NPC in videogames, living a simple life as a trader or farmer, avoiding combat and never becoming "the chosen one"
>>203201689Trvke
>>203201689ktim
bed for me then i guess. Hope i don't wake up
>>203201708Worf was played by a black guy but most Klingons were played by white actors. One of the producers said that when casting Klingons, they would just look for big burly guys who look like they're in a motorcycle gang.
lunch time
>>203201362He's a literal millionaire from being a pro League of Legends player and has a girlfriend who helps him dress up
>>203201801Fuck sake...
>>203201801youtube is more pozzed than msm
Have you guys ever heard of the interrupting cow?It's this thing whereMoo
Sneaky is more succesful than everyone on /brit/Has a long term loving girlfriend, is a literal millionaire etc.
>>203201801not nearly enough peperoni
>>203201837I'm a millionaire if I include my property
>>203201833its the talk tuah podcast nothing pozzed about it
>>203201835have you seen the clown that hides from gay people
>>203201910If I'm bicurious then is the clown only in my peripheral vision
>>203201932>>203201932>>203201932
>>203201938Janny, kill it
I see that ssupposed crackdown on heathermong and other schizos has already waned
>>203201938
>>203201958could just stay here
>>203201997>>203201997>>203201997Not using that other thread
>>203202000The thread is still up you blind retard
