Dreaming of a good thread (edition)
damn, it feels good to be british
I think you might have missed it I think you got it twistedbut I told you to kiss itmy biscuit my biscuit
a real british-arse wanka plays his cards righjt
Irish diaspora sub edish
>>203202058How long have you been spamming these images man, and how many do you have saved?
poo
this is the thread
>>203201932>>203201932>>203201932
Just found out from the 4chan boss that this the final brit thread
>>203202074barm
haven't done a poo on going on 2 days now
>>203202087Thank GodFrom its rotting corpse may a thousand flowers bloom
>>203202084Im posting in the irish diaspors threadBye guys
>>203202115bottom-o-the-evenin to ya laddie
Abo diaspora containment thread
cultivating a pube beard
heathermong meltdown
>>203202166reckon the amount of aboriginal people living overseas is below 100
He's been doing this routine for at least three yearshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/152776369/#152778358https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/152776369/#152778715
Irish diaspora businessman marries his trophy wife
>>203202186he needs to be locked up
might buy a cybertruck
Tried a phone game called Turnip Boy 'cause it looked cute and it was literal one-to-one Zelda port. Like the most shameless Zelda clone I've ever seen. Then it had the nerve to beg for money after I'd played for like three minutes.What is with Americans and Nintendo shite?
feel like SHIT
>>203202235why would you d that
aboriginal australians are probably the only race i've never seen in real life now that i think about itwell, along with african pygmies, khoisan, etc.
would have thought heathermong would like rupert murdoch considering he's on record hating irishmen
>>203202252for teh lulz
Would you grass up your brother if he was the Unabomber?
>>203202266it's rare you even see them here
let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ nuts
might get a cybertruck for the boot space
Make no mistake about this. I do intend to get a Nina gf.
>>203202308nina from tekken?ain't she the mother of that boxer bloke? you really want to date a single mother?
we are a nation of immigrants
Why did you let Canada, New Zealand, and Australia break free? What a massive L. Britain should still be a global nation.
>>203202320She was artificially impregnated while in stasis. It's not as if she was whoring around. Do NOT insult Nina.
that picture of that odd-looking man with the shaved head and big pube beard is this "heathermong", isn't it?he looks irish honestly
Artie Bucco is literally me
>>203202336Are you Irish diaspora?
Artie Ziff is literally me
>>203202338looks like a soft white underbelly screenshot
>>203202347that's mikey you stupid yank
>>203202381bizarre postit's just the background
*breathes poo breath on you*
fartie cuckold is literally me
>>203202392your threshold for bizarre is actually what's bizarre here. dtfiy
>>203202415it's just a useless observation to makei like bizarre, anyways
Had a teacher who's breath stank of shitShe would pick on me for Latin and breath down my neck to look at my workAlways avoided classes with her until I had to explain why Was so fucking embarrassing
just found out there was some massive hurricane in america
>>203202442lt's hitting 2moro
dumbass fucking idiot yank
>>203202461this
>>203202468that
we should all go to bed and cuddle our gfs
Women... Can't live with 'emCan't live without 'em!
playing ff7 for the first timebit boredplot is also incredibly homoerotic
>>203202504ewan mcgregor with a pig nose
don't think I would want a latina to call me papi but I want the kind that would, does that make sense?
>>203202489our whats?
>>203202489Fuck off and die
>>203202523I've been shagging an Italian girl and she calls me papi when we have sex but that's not even an Italian word
>>203202545Nobody in Australia says shag
>>203202558as a guest of /brit/ I am respecting their culture and customs
>>203202537I think /r/thedonald getting banned sent way more people to 4chan than the so called flood of "election tourists" during 2016"election tourist" is sort of a newfag identifier because people who use that term inevitably arrived in like 2014
>>203202573>inevitablyInvariably
>>203202537Technically 2021 since that's when I started posting here regularlyMy first ever post on 4chan was in 2010 though I posted on krautchan for most of the 2010s until it died and I stubbornly refused to post on 4chan for ages
>>203202609Tell me about krautchan
>>203202537Been here since 2014
>>203202592debatedly
>>203202623Honestly whats with all the 27 year olds here who started posting in 2014? Its fucking weird
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the kingWhere's my crown? That's my blingAlways drama when I ring
>>203202537thought it was saying i'm cancer but then realised the label was for the ones before it and not the one it's literally in the same segment as so it turns out i am death (came in either late 2012 or early 2013 i can't remember which now)
>>203202537cancer masterrace
>>203202658I'm 25 but yeah.It's a weird one ngl
>>203202645If you want to emphasize that all such people always arrived in 2014, "invariably" is the better fit. If you're suggesting that their arrival in 2014 was somehow unavoidable or destined, "inevitably" would be the better choice.So, invariably
>>203202537This image is for mentally ill sad acts
190onamadone
>>203202666bars
>>203202558that's right we say "oi luv, giz a root"
>>203202186He's been at it since 2012
>>203201932>>203201932This thread is a duplicateMove to the original threas
There's a social contagion at work making the guys laugh like snakes "tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
I am a CIA asset.
she has euthanasiad over 400 people and runs an abortion clinichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwJkFWKH18s
>>203202689this
>>203202620/int/ was a lot less strict than 4chan's /int/ and it was pretty much the only English board (literally created because of the influx of brits)There weren't really any kind of /brit/ style generals until brexit, which I remember led to an Israeli Bernd spamming it and seething nonstop because it was apparently "4chan /pol/ cancer"
>>203202703Sex pliss
i'm 29 and i started posting here in 2006, bit of an autistic prodigy me
>>203202683Fat pasty shut in neckbeard with one of those fat aussie accents
>>203202725Based Steel Piller here
>>203202721Ohhhh Caaaannnadaaaa
>>203202693obsessed
>>203202733tssss
do you lads remember the dates of your break ups?
@virg shut up
>>203202733Actual freak you must be
tsssss
>>203202733What sort of life have you lead?
>>203202762...yh
30 and been here since 2007 me
hope the cheeto loses the election so i never have to read about yank politics on here again
tsssssssss
>>203202794Don't like this twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W1UyQ2Y2Gs
>>203202795but this is chud central and so will be the center of seethe if the negreet wins
>>203202789don't remember any of them, couldn't even tell you the month it happeneddon't even know how long they lasted
>>203202725impossible to read
Sex.
>>203202828It's hardly chud central. It's not cool to be a Chud on this site, not like it once was at least.
ц
>>203202842Being a chud is fine and nobody gives a fuck
I'm voting for sonic hedgehog.
dipping my toes into the redpill manosphere
>>203202836Is it really a legitimate relationship if you've had so many that you can't even remember them
paging rorke, your train is departing Chud Central Station at hitler o'clockpaging rorke, i repeat paging rorke
>>203202871I've only had 2 serious relationships
>>203202858Having female contact quite literally cures chuds
Dipping my toes into a vat of boiling acid.
>>203202889I have a girlfriend yet I'm still a chud thoughbeit
>>203202881why would rorke being paged at a train station?
>l'm gonna kill myself tomorrow>actually tries suicide 10 seconds later
>>203202881uwAAAAA!! i'm gonna miss my train to zogwarts! *puts toast in mouth and starts running*
>>203202905he said it before midnight
>I look at it, "all you really needed was some drugs", but you want my drugs? I'll give them to youhow can she just say something like this. and what sort of person do you have to be to want to do both euthanasia and abortion as your jobs?
got the Vinnie Jones scenes from Eurotrip on
>>203202842Lol shut the fuck up mong
the drug method of euthanasia is a lot more palatable than getting locked in a pod and gassed
>>203202955A gas is a drug thoughever
wish 190 were here to post a list of all the drugs hes ever done
>>203202902rorke was just having a dream, don't overthink it
life's a gas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZLGufsblw
>>203203009you said it
Did you know 1 Japanese school teacher had sex with 12,000 Filipinas while filming sex? His nickname is "Legendo."
>he said the line
>>203203012lol
whats her majesty doing in heaven rn?
the unplugged alpha
Im going to end up being one of those creeps that has a collection of a certain type of plant or animal
>>203203055depends on whether or not people poo in heaven
>>203203055like soul she has joined the godhead or pleroma as a mote of pure light
barry "poomeister" poo
>>203202798oh no it's you againi could never forget those eyes
life is shit
how often do u dream of the empire and it's consequences?
>>203203251*my life is shit
>>203201997we can only hope aye lad
>>203203251Neck yourself and spare me of your incessant crying bb
do you like seeing newts outside
>>203203251
>>203203292your life is piss
get the sleep slept
>>203203343ok i will okay okat oamayshehyeyeye
doing a life
just had a big fight with my step ladderi yelled youre not my real ladder
>your life is piss
wonder what colour the aussies cybertruck will be
>>203203251life's a garden, dig it
Pier Head, 1933 and 2024
>>203203406It's lost it's soul.
Goodnight
>>203203430Nighty night
>>203203400your life is mucus
So this...is what the other thread looks likeThere but for the grace of God go I
>>203203458
>>203203474Didn't screencap my postDie
my life is cum
fucking yanks.
>Reeves urged to scrap free prescriptions for 60- to 65-year-oldsfirst they froze them and stole their medication. and i did not speak out, because it was the right thing to do
>>203203540whats deidre gonna do muh fugga
>>203203536why the hell are you awake
>>203203540How do old people freeze, like put on a blanket and a jumper haha what's going on?
reckon i'll just shrivel up and dry when i go
>>203203555Fuck off yank
>>203203559they have brittle bones, a light blanket could crush their pelvis
>>203203571What is your obsession with posting pictures of this woman, who even is she
>>203203598It's my mother.
>>203203598jason's mom
don't see many yanks that aren't fat fucking butter balls these days
ominous spots appearing
>>203203598https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/203084837/#q203084943
thoughts?
>>203203696
fack it oll
>>203203695
https://youtu.be/AZLFeHdizxQ
Quite curious about what drives a person to try curate their own personality on 4chan of all places, making shit up along the way to accentuate their brand, because they dont make money this way, nor any friends, so what do they get out of it?
>>203203696want to get scran and spaff on the list so I will be saying it more
>>203203742dunno matethe fine line between a gimmick and a goose
I'm all out of loveI'm so lost without you
I'M SO OUT OF BEERI'M SO LOST WITHOUT SCHOONS
>>203203799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJp4hiMy4d8
British's fun of their life is just only watching soccer and drinking beer. Is this really civilized human beings entire life? What a pity poor misery pathetic tribe in the whole world ever and never.
Lifting heavy things and putting them down again
it gets harder every day
>>203203897>Is this really civilized human beings entire lifeindeed it isit's worth considering - when contentment has been discovered and achieved (the pub), why taint it with ambition, greed, and life's other quandries?Beer, the pub - these are what life's worth living for
>>203203854Immediately regretted clicking this bs
>>203203904tsss
>>203203904Get in
oh it gets harder every da-ay
feeling horny not just in my cock but my heart as well
master of my domain
fuck imagine being a good little cody and coming readily equipt with quotes from seinfeld and posting them in /brit/ threads what a codyyy
what the hell man you're micromachines
don't let the jews ruin your idiom, i always say
sometimes i feel i've got to,bum a gay,i've got to,let a gay,take the pain i drive into the arse of him,the love we share,seems to go nowhere,and i've lost my mind,for my cock it burns, i can't sleep at nightonce i wanked to you,now i'm bumming you,this tainted love you've given,i give you all a boy could give you,take me dick and that's not nearly all,tainted love (oh woah ho ho ho),tainted love
now, i know i've got tobum a gay,i've got to,get a gay,you don't really want any cock from me,to rape this tight,little bum, to push your shite,and i think love is to prey,but you're sorry, you're not prey, just gayonce i wanked to you,now i'm bumming you,this tainted love you've given,i give you all a boy could give you,take me dick and that's not nearly all,tainted love (oh woah ho ho ho),tainted love
Why you lot up early then
>>203204152>>203204192leftypols karaoke
don't bum me please,i cannot stand the way you tease,i love you, though you hurt me hole,now, i'm gonna pack my cock rings and gotainted love, oh, tainted love, oh,tainted love, oh, tainted love, ohbum me, baby, tainted love,bum me, baby, tainted love,tainted love, oh,tainted love, oh,tainted love
Gamers be likeDon't mess with me, I cleared the Water Temple
>Murder suspect falls asleep during trial in Michigan transgender "woman"'s killing
pub CANCELLED tonight lads
>>203204258Pub post something racist on twitter?
Pub...cancelled?
its 5am lads why are you at the pub
they paved paradise, put up a parking lot
pubs gone woke
banana and a pint of whole milk for breakfast de lads
>>203204303dare you to chuck it all in the bin
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
help me, i've just fallen into a ravine
UUGH UUGH UUGH
/brit/ was the pub all along
um
>>203202782not as freakish as you might think honestly, i'm still pretty weird and socially awkward but i'm not a weeb or anything, nor do i really have any freakish niche interests, also not a virgin and can be quite charming with women sometimes
>>203204447what's wrong with your dog
>>203204456nothing he is just from middlesbrough
have a job. lifestein going well. buying a shit ton of guns and ammo just in case
most chad scottish name is Keith
>>203202733same age, but you have 7 years on me posting
have a job. lifestein going well. buying a shit ton of flans and ammo just in case
catberg has regurgitated a mouse in the kitchen. shan't be dealing with that so i'm now preparing my reaction when mumberg tells me when i see her tomorrow (today)
agf url doo iuu otr
>>203204610Neck yourself, retard
what should i make for dinner
>>203204447What an odd cat
Pay attention when something doesn't feel right bros
>>203204636*Who
>>203204636https://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/new-haven-style-white-clam-pizza-2042727Add onions if it doesn't say that and you like them
bro linked the cooking channel
>>203204678weird cuntmaking a likkle pizza not a bad op tho
On the poo chair doing a poo
>>203204711french niggas when they get home from the box of night be like
so tired of living like this.
bit of rdr2 before toil i think
so scared of ai lads the ai nonce is doing my head in with his posts I'm literally going mental he doesn't understand what he does to people here every time he posts that evil shit he doesn't understand the severe stress he's causing
that poo was a leng onelaying in bed with my bumhole blown out. corr this must be how girls feel after getting shagged all night
knew something was off about gays when i learnt they put their willies in the poo hole. never saw them the same after that.
>>203204883some just rub their willies together
Slippery wet little carcass
/brit/ is so dead... I remember the days when you could hop on at 6 in the morning and there would be Alan, Lachlan, Emmett Patrick Garcin, 190, Moni, Sicilian lad. the dutch lad that posted BBC porn, aladdin poster, the little mexican bloke (fuck what was his name).... all these personalities... lost to time like grains of sand in the desert
203204318sorry that was me
mister lubber man
/brit/ making a comeback in a big way
joe biden. wake up
>>203204354tsss yeah
just got bodied by wordle
>>203204953all insufferable nutcases whose insane drivel you read so often you became attached to themyour post is the equivalent of a molested girl missing her nonce uncle
>>203205202i didn't mean to attach big brad to this
shitting a poo out me arse into the bog
imagine thinking tripfaggots are what made /brit/ good lmao
British monarchy has moved from a pastel comic book idealized love affair to a gritty dark knight realpolitik shillfest with the passing of queen Elizabeth and the coronation of Charles
>>203204953>the little mexican bloke (fuck what was his name)...beto
>>203205281
>>203205293
The unforgiving virtual dojo of Four Chan has transformed me into an unparalleled master of sparring wits
>>203205308>>203205293As much as I can sometimes dislike this Bradley spam, I do appreciate the creation of original content
>>203205266can't believe he actually got away with this
This new horror movie with 90% on RT is terrifying audiences!
Ethnic Britons should be banned from emigrating.
back from my two week holiday in japanback to this eyesore of a country, fucks sake
>>203205492Sueposter
>>203205492sugoi
>>203205281MODDSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpszD69mnUk
>>203205677it's a famous historic image
>>203205728Because of paedos like you saving it and spreading it
>>203205740think ur projecting there
might go in black face for halloween
dead thread
>>203205492yes suelad
>>203205853>>203205853>>203205853
