shoebill stare edition>>203199455previous
>>203203767I've heard these birds are actually really chill.
Banámichi, Sonora in Mexico looks comfy
>>203203791I bet it would lose its chill if you tried to touch it
>>203203791their side profile is a bit more endearing
well everybody's heardabout the birdah bird bird birdah bird is the word
>>203203808instagram hasn't looked like that since 2011 this is some finely aged ragebait
>>203203808>>203203808This makes me so sad.Am I supposed to not be nice? Wtf
>>203203826just be yourself
>>203203836I cant be mean
>>203203844>>203203826be nice, you don't have to be an asshole. being nice is nice
>>203203826Nice guy is in quotation marks for a reason
Drinking my last beer ever.
every beer could be my last
I am going to pray for all black people and their livers before I fall asleep tonight
>>203203805Kek'd
>>203203875Cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmW1oUWxcJU
>>203203871that's the quote they had in the restroom at the rehab I was in
>>203203826you must be nice (because women hate incels) while also not being a nice guy (because women hate incels)Im half joking but you see what I mean. The game is rigged
>>203203871>is drinking 2.5% beer
>>203203826"nice guy" doesn't actually mean a guy who is nice, it's just a catch-all for guys who women aren't attracted to but are otherwise normal
>>203203916Incels are retarded faggots who embrace feminist ideology, but then adapt it for males; not “nice”
>>203203893>>203203928fellas, i wasn't speaking about alcoholism, but rather the finitude of life. i'm not drinking now, but i will be thursday
it really cant be that hard to survive in the desert
did I keep her panties???...?
>>203203944no it means someone who on the surface is nice and courteous, but past the surface level is actually quite mean, venomous and even abusive.
>>203203966is that Butthew’s mom
>>203203966Is she Finnish
>>203203957I disagree
>>203203958I just meant that if I assumed you were drinking 2.5% you'd live forever
>>203203980No>>203203981Good question. No clue
Why is everyone bricked up right now?
>>203203966is she german
Some of yall really believe women are less physical than men
if you set the expectation that you’re a prick by default, then people will be genuinely appreciative when you do something nice for a change :)
>>203204012>t. machiavelli
>>203204010nobody said that
>>203203975no it doesn't dude, that's incredibly outdatedit barely meant that back when that image was made as you can clearly tell by context
>>203204032Call it a hunch
>>203203767>>203203807Cute
>>203204050me on the right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck>Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck (née Jackson) is an American educational professional. Vandyck earned her Ph.D. from Cardinal Stritch University in 2019 with a dissertation on uncommon black names in the classroom.[3][4]this is the most based black woman on earth
>>203204084lol
>>203203699this is SO TRUE and SO ME KJLAKDJFLKAJDLKJLGKSJDLKJLKJDFSLKJ
>>203204124i'm sorry
>>203204124my future waifu has eyes like that too
brown eyes are ugly poopoo
drinking milk
ur mother sinks my duck
just had some tendies from chickfila
I feel empty my life is meaningless
>>203203944That's the definition of creep/creepy."Nice guys" are guys she *might* have been interested in originally, except that he's a perma-pussy dryer, so he's stuck in the friendzone forever.
if you didn't get a perfect in today's connections lower your tone when speaking to me
the reason women aren't attracted to nice guys is because if you have to be nice to survive, then you don't deserve to live
thinking about sexy black women
got my dick out and i'm slow strokin' my shit rn
>>203204341me in less than an hour
I really need to get a job...
>>203204341keep stroking
>>203204319i think guys who call themselves nice, arent actually that nice
>>203204319What if you're not doing it to survive? What if you're being nice out of choice?
>>203204341what if I came on your tummy while you were stroking?
post canadian twinks I can stroke my shit to. I got cream on my dick
>>203204320im thinking about you ;)
>>203204319Not even close. During the few days that females are ovulating, they're attracted to the "bad boy", but for the other ~25 days she wants the "average guy" ."Nice guys" should be "average guys" , but want to be(and cannot be) "bad boys". Which creates the disconnect in girls, and causes perma-pussy drying.
this fag put whipped cream on his dick
>>203204372You're confusing terms. "Nice" =/= Nice.
>>203204372if your "nice" because you want to be, then it's different. take for instance, a fit alpha male with a 12 pack set of abs and 12 inch dick being nice is genuine because he doesn't need to be.but if your fat with a panniculus and bitch tits and your nice then that's construed as a mechanism of self-preservation by women because otherwise you'd get ripped to pieces in the real world
what the fuck is connections
>>203204377i'd pull my pjs up, lick my fingers, and continue to post on /cum/
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>203204341>>203204369>>203204377>>203204394why are there so many faggots here?
for me, it's touching my penis until i orgasm
>>203204397hawk-dove evolution analogy. they want the bad eggs because back in the day it was them that stole them from doves and reproduced through force and aggression. their body is just following it's natural response during ovulation
>>203204441hawk-tuah evolution
>>203204320
my life is always better when i have a job
>>203203767Phoneposting ngl
>>203204417minigame on the new york times websitesgo outside more oftenor maybe talk to a woman older than 25chud
my cock got hard looking at this
connections reset in 20 minutes for me
wew lad
>>203204200whoa if someone asked me to hit the jong i probably would >>203204205enjoy buddy
>>203204313get your head out of there apu you're gonna asphyxiate >>203204486no wonder the movie flopped look at him
i would suck a cute trans girls cock im not gay
>>203204521zahm
>>203204521that's a huge bitch
>>203204515i'll do it when it's up and i'm going to attempt a perfect
half of americans believe demoncrats are controlling the weather
>>203204474i love black women so much its unreal
guess the secret word https://semantle.com/junior it took me 12 guesses
Hi guise!
>>203204558>>203204588Who asked?
florida brosss
>>203204592i gave up after a few tries, i have no clue how you'd even begin to attempt this.
I just farted and clear colored goo came out of my ass
>>203204592this is too hard
>>203204583Democrats? nah. TPTB maybe. certainly have the capability to
>can only palm a size 3 handball every other dayYea, I'm gonna need to see a warrant
>>203204598hello
>>203204655>>203204668i'll give you a hint, do 'boil'
>>203204659Happened to me once
>>203204692This happens to me when i eat too much protein
>>203204680i know what the answer is, i just have no idea how you'd even deduce that from the beginning. the hint word i got was "headwind" which to me has absolutely nothing to do with the answer word.
>>203204680i got it >>203204703same, i don't wanna spoil but that was a really bad hint
October 9th. day i quit drinking forever
>>203204737for me, it's easier to take it one day at a time. "no alcohol ever again for the rest of my life" is not a realistic goal for me, but "i'll wait until tomorrow" is enough to kick most cravings.
>>203204592this is stupid
>>203204737you got this anon
connections is updoing it now
>>203204592bruh
>>203204755just keep guessin' lil guy, you'll get there!
>>203203826You can't just be nice. You have to be masculine as well. That's if you care what women think about you of course. That pic is old but the feeling of it is timeless. It's when a weak and wimpy guy is trying to get with you the the repulsive "ick" feeling a women gets when her lizard brain is telling her to protect her eggs from this inferior weak low quality male.
>>203204798so close!
i am so madi don't want to spoil but i feel like they put 4 names there as bait so you didn't perfect it
>>203204819>The nearest word has a similarity of 59.53, the tenth-nearest has a similarity of 50.06 and the thousandth nearest word has a similarity of 27.02Just got the nearest word without getting the actual word AAAHHHH
thoughts on travlehttps://travle.earth/
>>203204592shit gameconnections clears
I will become a 24 year old virgin in a few weeks i wish i could afford a prostitute
>>203204901my penis can travel to your bumhole
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>203204959good night
>>203204959have a nightmare bitch
>>203204959It's only ly 12am
>>203204901this is too hard
I started trying out a ppl routine instead of full body and really like it so far. Takes like half the time and doesn't fuck up my sleep as much.
>>203204901this one is interesting but i am terrible at it
do not touch your pee pee
>>203204901It's okay
>>203205125you got it boss
touch your pee pee a lot
Tomorrow is the day where I see her again
about to quantum fap by not touching my pee pee and also touching my pee pee at the same time
I haven't jerked off in a week for maximum confidence when I go to the singles night on Friday
Even my liberal west coast friends say that Portland, Oregon is a shithole.I thought Portland was cool, what happened to it?
what kind of haircut should I ask for tomorrow?
>>203205199Used to be the growing center of the white power/skinhead scene a long time ago since it was big city that was almost entirely white. Jews picked up on that then targeted it to inject insane left wing shit into it, and it became the center of antifa. Deliberate and planned
wasting my life on 4chan award
>>203205186What if you get laid and prematurely ejaculate?
Just went outside and saw a bear trying to peek into my apartment building's dumpster before it saw me and ran away. That's first time I've seen a bear outside of the zoo.
>>203205237My problem during sex is usually taking too long to cum/not cumming at all, so we'll see
>>203205253Did it turn you on?
>>203205253
fucked up my sleep again award
I feel trapped!!!!!!!!
>>203205255Good luck. I usually last pretty well but met up with a girl after almost 2 weeks not jerking off after a long dry spell and i exploded in like 30 seconds lol
If i had a car you would never see me again
Just pulled a huge piece of wax out of my ear.
>>203205298I'm jealous
>>203205298You are going to fuck up your ears if you are digging too deep
>>203205302It's been awhile.>>203205309Nah.
>>203205295I can sell you a car for 500. /cum/bum discountRuns but needs suspension work
Got expelled from college for asking source too much.
>>203205318>Nah.yes i made myself deaf for two weeks because of it
>>203205320I dont have money
>>203205345Then a car wont help you muchGas and blinker fluid isn't cheap
Those earwax removal videos are the best thing everSomething about a clump of earwax makes me want to eat it
florida is FINISHED
King Tootanbrappan
it says something about women when the euphemism for guy she isn't attracted to is "nice guy"
>>203205298Have you guys ever had you're ears cleaned out by a doctor?My ears have always produced excessive wax and once when getting my ears checked the doctor ordered the nurses to clean them out and they sprayed water out of squirt bottle straight into my ears over and over again. Hurt like fucking hell, but all this caked in dried wax was coming out. Took forever, but afterwards I could hear a lot better.
>>203205207do you have anything in mind? what length? >>203205253what kind of bear was it we have black bears here that like to try to go through peoples garbage but they're mostly harmless fraidy cats
>>203205442They like guys who are nice, but as I said here >>203205214 it's not enough. Sexual attraction doesn't work like that. You have to be masculine. Work out, get muscular and lean, learn how to fight, etc. Get a hobbies (respectable ones, not video games and D&D), become a master of your craft, become a competent doer and go getter.
>>203205405if waffle house is closing you know it's an actual emergency they can serve food with no power too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdsPIZWkjOQWe are spreading our culture in korea
Currently watching Friday The 13th (2009)
>roommates really just let piss ferment in the toilet all day instead of flushing it
>>203205445Yeah, and you can buy a special syringe and do it yourself at home.In Asia, people get their ears cleaned by a professional (or their mother) gently scraping inside their ears with thin tools. "Mimikaki" is the Japanese term, but that kind of thing is found all over Asia.
>>203205442seethed at imaginary women online again award recipient
>>203205487Easier said than done I know, but it is possible to make yourself attractive if you put the effort and time in.Women have to do way less, and it isn't fair but it's also less in their personal control if they weren't born good looking. Men don't give a shit about careers or hobbies.It's just "Are you fertile looking, and are you pleasant to be around"
Asshole teenagers from the 1970s and 1980s are much more entertaining than those in modern slashersWhy is this?
>>203205503If it's yellow let it mellow
>>203205501Cant watch modern horror films they are so soulless compared to ones from the 70s and 80s
>>203205616And those are the good ones
>>203205619I think there are lots of great 21st century horror films. I do agree that the 70s were the golden age
>>203205619Film as an art form in general died after those decades. It's just endless consumer goy slop since then.
when is the hurricane thing happening?
>>203205636Very ignorant statement.Just because marvel slop dominates the box office doesn't mean that other quality movies aren't being released
>>203205645wednesday night/thursday morning
>>203205645i think milton is expected to hit florida in 24 hours or so
>>203205480It was a black bear. At first glance I thought it was a dog.
>>203205683like i said they are pushovers for the most part, but a mama will protect her babies so they are still dangerous of course, but usually if they see people they get spooked and run offthey have a funny hurried, slouching run too
I am once again being victimized by poor choices.
made a pan of very special brownies
>>203205743the secret ingredient is sugar
>>203205742
>>203205765high quality chocolate and strong coffee in the batter
>>203205793damn, that sounds good
>>203205743i can’t do edibles i had a really bad time last time i tried them
>>203205805just do 15-20 mg
>>203205813i’m scared to try again it gave me a full blown panic attack for hours
What's happening in florida, lads?
>>203205827Nothingburger until it isn't
I'M JUST A POOR GOOOOOOOOOOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpszD69mnUk
>>203205827People in some areas are evacuating.There's political conflict between the state government and the federal government.
>>203205827nothing positive, as usual
whos milton
>>203205897not sure, i was about to ask you
>>203205573they were bullies IRL, kids today only send offensive messages.
>>203205868>There's political conflict between the state government and the federal government.What's the conflict?
>>203205941the state government thinks its fake
>>203205955desantis has gone on TWC twice already telling people to prepare for it
>>203205975most of them still think its fake
>>203205941Governor DeSantis not taking phone calls from the vice president and both commenting publicly about it.
>>203206043he really wants orange man to win even if it costs american lives
the converse ive had since i was 20 are starting to fall apart
i have flat feet so shoes only last about one year on me before holes start appearing.
>>203206106how about work boots?
>>203206106it’s not the sole that’s failing it’s where the material connects to the sole hold on ill take a pic
>>203206116only wear boots in the rain or snow.
>>203203807Why do they look so dirty
>>203203808
>>203205897My grandfather
>>203206131sad but almost 10 years is a good run
>>203206210i used to wear those. they weren't long-lasting shoes for me, so yes, almost 10 years is impressive.
>>203206210you should have censored the inside.
>>203206234how i noticed was it was raining a bit, and my sock got wet because it’s not water tight anymore
maybe i should learn icelandic
>>203206308maybe you should learn to shut the fuck up
>>203206308Wouldn't Spanish or French or Chinese be more useful
>>203206308i wonder what people do for fun in iceland seems kind of boring to be young there
>>203206341Sex and alcohol
>>203206325>usefulslave thinking
Uhhhh what is going on
>>203206421Indians are having to go back.
>>203206421We're waiting for you to find a second Harun al-Rashid
>>203206474Isn't Persian Empire more of your thing
just ate an apple from my second cousin’s orchard
>>203206573Is this a euphemism?
>>203206573how was it
SEX!
holograms were so cool when i was a kid
>>203206582one of the best I’ve ever had
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ76qmgd
>>203206580lol no, literal
>>203206573>second cousindistant enough for marriage.
the milkshakes that bring the boys to the yard are in fact milkshakes
apple orchard twinks of canada
I read that Icelandic dating apps check if the two people are closely related. It's a major problem in Iceland.
>>203206719We’re both heterosexual males. Also, he’s the same age as my dad, due to his side of the family having kids younger
Florida will lie in ruins.
VGH
>We're both heterosexual males.
>>203206766that makes sense, i wonder how they managed this before you could test dna and stuff to see if you're related
>>203206729can we get this fact checked
>>203206671remember when they had that michael jackson hologram perform somewhere and everyone got super upset about it like 10 years ago
>>203206862Yeah. Maybe you could get decent results if people entered the names of their eight great-grandparents?
>>203206862Genealogy instead of genetic tests. Medieval Christians were very concerned with preventing incest, as it was considered completely unacceptable by the Catholic Church.It was probably easier in the era before mass urbanization and deracination. People tended to live around the same villages across many generations. There would be baptism/marriage/burial records many generations back with your local parish records.
>>203207033#freetheshitposters
Thank you Mr. Dahmer, very cool and metal as fuck \m/
>>203207141Nothing will convince me to get a gay tattoo THOUGH I’ll just have to fight off the cannibals the old fashioned way
>>203207181I've got tattoos (picrel).
I did 100 push-ups today
>>203207050that makes sense thanks it is weird how most people had no idea what the rest of the world looked like, just their village and maybe the next town over. you can see a mountain range in the distance and you have no idea what it’s like on the other side, and all you know is what other people tell you
>>203207305i can’t even do one so you’ve got me beat 100 times over good job
>>203207050>>203207311Also, governments kept track of people's identities for tax purposes
Its spooky season
i think i would have made a good medieval ruler i would hold feasts all the time and make sure the peasants were taken care of and happy
>>203207463Your enemies would have taken advantage of your kindness and had you usurped
>>203207444i’m excited im going to a pumpkin patch this weekend it’s gonna be fun
>>203207484but i wouldn’t have any enemies within the kingdom because of my benevolent rule, the middle class and the peasants are happymaybe some of the noble people would be mad that they aren’t getting more stuff and it’s going to the peasants so that’s where i could see conflict
>>203207536>middle classThat didn't exist back then.Also, conquerors would see your kingdom as easy prey.
Unspeakable pain
>>203207599i thought that like, blacksmiths and craftsmen and the clergy would kind of be like a middle class, not quite nobles but not unskilled peasants eitheri was kind of under the impression that peasants only worked the land growing food, and that's it
>>203207647Go back to middle school.
they dont make them like they used to
