britain's vegas edish
>>203207978They probably just advertise that job here, pretend they get no viable applicants and then use that as justification to give a "skilled worker" visa to some brownoid
bollocks just got swept away by a hurricane
Somebody please make a soyjak out of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhWiiDhmBCM
>>203208065UK...Home.
business idea: come up with a catchy, made for the history-books name for this Middle Eastern conflict, something like "Yom Kippur War" or "Six Day War", because currently Wikipedia calls this war that involves Israel, Lebanon, Iran, Yemen, Syria, Iraq and Palestine the "Israel-Hamas war" and that feels extremely outdated a long time agoif victorious in all their aims, "The Netanyahuic Wars" could work
matched with a girl that I wanted to shag 14 years ago at a partywish me luck lads
>>203208057unironically apply again but just re-word a few sentencesIf you did get rejected ridiculously fast it might have just been some program sifting through applications and auto-rejecting youAnyway, why are you applying for a new jobConstruction one was limited-term or just don't like it?
>>203207978I they've had a fair number of applications they'll close the job down and open it back up again in a few months with a reduced salary
>>203208132>littlepolishangeldon't fink she's irish diaspora matepoles are probably worse for diasporic activities though
>>203208154It's not regular workEasy to get it but just as easy to lose it, bit fed up with it
>>203208139good luck, me mate
>>203208136Mental how many times israel has solo'd the whole muslim woldwhy are moslems so bad at war
>>203208139imagine how many batons were in there during those years
>>203208136The First War of Greater Israel
>>203208189Israel is not soloing anything at the moment
>>203208171You ever done anything else?
reckon dying in a hurricane you know is coming and have been told to evacuate is sort of embarrassing like even if youre poor and obese and can barely walk your last thoughts must be "oh shit i should have at least got a taxi out and slept rough for a night or 2 as im about to be crushed by my roof and become a statistic forever"
>>203208224Not reallyHave a history degree but that was 5 years ago now. Construction was the only way I could get a job without worrying about huge work gaps so I did that. Currently doing an accounting qualification though
nth for the baddiedem
nth for babestation
>>203208245Fema tells them to evacuate and then steals their land
>>203208255cooking for the mandem x
wow, sick
>>203208277NAHHHH BRV THIS BATTYBOY JUST SHOWED UP BROOOO
she hasn't responded I've embarrassed myself all of our mutual friends are gonna find out
>>203208277bro be glazing black men at 9 in the morning :skull:
hearing reports the entirety of florida has been blown away
Why has everyone started saying 'glazing' recently
silenced ump45 + handgun w knifemarathon pro + cold blooded pro + ninja pro on highrise, using the underground tunnels to constantly pop up behind half the enemy team and fuck them all up before they even know you're theregot a fair few nukes doing this. easy money
>>203208136The Great Milkhemet (word that can be compared to Crusade or Jihad)
>>203208318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdsPIZWkjOQExplore the culture of korea
>>203208340left looks like a nutter in bed
mad how for most of history you'd know everyone in your town
Might move to Florida
>>203208367For most of history towns didn't exist.But I take your point I'm just being smug.
>>203208330Heathersubhuman you are severely mentallty ill.
>>203208246The Accounting thing done through Uni or some other thing?
>>203208387well villages thenand you'd be even more intimate and closer with those peoplemad how inhuman things are now
>care to explain this wage gap>oh yeah that was when I was incredibly lazy and basically did nothing all dayYou're hired.
>>203208340right: what timmy wantsleft: what timmy ends up with
>>203208388never seen anything like this posted in /brit/ before
When your heart "beats" it actually twist. The mental image hurts so bad.
>get told immigration is needed to help the birth rate>see today that deaths have outstripped births for the first time in 50 yearsSo we were growing the whole time without immigrants anyway
and fuel doors in portsalso guess for loitering out at randomfor glass aromatics you sure fit otherwise
>>203208387>For most of history towns didn't exist.How so?The Mesopotamian ones may have been very small but they were still towns weren't they?
https://youtu.be/1IbekiBe7mETuneage
>>203208438thats why i keep campaigning to get those boats ON our shores
right wellgoodbye then
needtodoapooinabit
>>203208443Urbanised dwelling and civilisation is a tiny speck on the timeline of nomadic hunter gatherers
i have been severely shadowbanned by the sick moderators of this 'so called' public forum
>>203208443Humans have been around for like 300,000 years lad.
did someone hear a muffled noise just now?
>>203208454oh my days hahahaha
>>203207978clearly an ATS filter thing mate just email a human being there asking them to take another lookthey'll be jumping out of there seats just to get someone who's literate
muslims are genuinely fucking insaneall joking aside absolutely fucking crazywe are living among people who whole heartedly believe the most batshit crazy stuff
>heathermongo and belgium spamming at 10amfucking grim
>>203208494early life check?
Millions of Florida residents made final preparations for Hurricane Milton’s impact on Wednesday night as meteorologists warned it could become one of the most destructive storms ever to hit the peninsula.Hundreds of thousands of people fled inland to escape the worst of the storm, which on Tuesday evening was spinning across the Gulf of Mexico with maximum sustained winds of 165mph. This was before it crossed the warm loop current that could swell it further.
>>203208519Nowtbutty.
>>203208519love how most of it will target old pensioners
whichever prick broke into my house a couple of days ago, punched me in the eye, then left without a trace. You're just rude mate. Not on at all.
>>203208510
>>203208390Nah just putting myself through the examsI'm told it's a good qualification for changing careers into finance so we'll see what happens, don't have many other options desu
listening to music in my head
>>203208538lot of cronem are gonna die LOL x
>>203208555ktimused to do this and hum along to it like a freak
>>203208552You enjoy it?I studied some finance stuff when I was first getting in to stocks but it ended up just stressing me out
https://www.tiktok.com/@norafawn/video/7423465827606777118Naruhodo Naruhodo
>>203208463Nomadic hunter gatherers are not "history", they are pre-history.
>>203208463>>203208470You fell for my trapThat isn't history, it's pre-history
>>203208590Yeah it's actually quite good. It's complicated enough to be interesting but not so much that it's annoying and frustrating. I've tried other things like programming and it's easier and less frustrating than that
in places like finland the schizophrenic homeless actually freeze to death in the winternatural eugenics and all that
>>203208558naw they all kicking it back smoking tooka at dey cousins crib down south x
>>203208065Fuck Blackpool
kennington where it started
>>203208485yeah mate, that was me farting. haha sorry about that
>>203208628Finland has like 50 homeless people in the entire country. They have a unique approach to homelessness where all homeless people are given houses no matter what. Worth looking into.
>>203208246Look into heritage/archaeological consulting, especially if your construction background included civils or geotech. You need as much construction/geological knowledge as you do archaeological
>>203208673well that depends you one of them niggers?
>>203208582how pathetic to think of this as something freakish
>>203208665What so those 50 homeless blokes are just choosing to be homeless, are they?
>>203208639that map shows hundreds of thousands of cronem live in the zone of impactnun they could do x
>>203208674>especially if your construction background included civils or geotech.he was doing unqualified immigrant labor at best
>>203208625So the exams are offered by some 3rd party but you get a genuine degree?Or you take them at uni but you just aren't enrolled in the course, only the exam?seems a good deal either way, hope things work out for youWhat kind of stuff are you learning about?I have a feeling I probably jumped straight in to esoteric concepts before putting enough time in the basics and that's why I was fuming the whole time
>>203208691they have relatives in the south dummy x
Might look at naked women on the internet
>>203208707No they don't, long-distance relatives are for white people with intact families
>>203208443Urbanism was very localised for most of early history, especially outside the fertile crescent. Even in the rest of the Mediterranean, the period around 500BC-400AD was an aberration and towns were much smaller or not really there at all for periods before and after.
>>203208707LOL cope on x
>>203208747you're such a weird cunt man
>>203208685Probably yeah. Some homeless people / rough sleepers do choose that life. You can either choose to engage with services or choose not to.
seen BBC posters on instagram comments and they're all mexican/indian inceloidsbrown people are such weird little freaks
>>203208729Not sure why you're pretending to know anything about this subject
Ada Wong, also known as BWC Wong
>>203208775if only we thought ahead and closed off western internet to the third world
>>203208685Yeah, mental illness and all that, or just different life view I guesssome people genuinely do choose it
imagine being presented with these posts without context and being asked to guess what the subject of this general is
>>203208788heathermong why do you copy all of belgium's posts
>>203208791the internet is going to be just thirdies and AI slop made to entertain them in under 5 years
>>2032087807 years as an archaeologist might do it mate
Doobmorning, /brit! /
>>203208790Seen quite a few blender and SFM animations of herwon't go in to any more detail
Mythbros...
>>203208762dem goons be chiefing that loud pack down southtimmy sr flung out of his home spinning in the wind LOL rest in pieces unc
>>203208834>archaeologistNot a historian then haha
any female weight gain fetish man in
>>203208834I've got a bone for you mate ahaha
>>203208851>won't go in to any more detailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
Dire thread.
Is there any chance of huricane Milton crossing the atlantic and hitting the UK?
>>203208700>So the exams are offered by some 3rd party but you get a genuine degree?by a third party called AAT, basically like ACCA or ACA but easier, but they're still fairly well-regarded. I think once it's completed it's the same as finishing a year of uni or something>>203208700>What kind of stuff are you learning about?Double entry bookkeeping, accounting techniques for loads of different types of things, making financial statements like invoices. It's boring to study but actually doing it in exams and stuff is a lot better
>>203208836>>203208857Imagine Ame(forma dooby) streaming before Ina comes back? Weird timeline https://youtu.be/XzkNg89Cq9Y?si=O-A_JFgPt15gy-Kv
best quaint towns to visit, senoooors of /brit/?
this is my world today
>>203208971walk into traffic
>>203208955Yeah massive risk it might might slip on an iceberg and slide its way over
>>203208968once you get a job and have some experience you should go for the CFAit's very highly regarded but you have to have 3 years experience in a finance-related job to be allowed to apply
HeathermongGingernonceBelgium cuckWe need mousey to take them out
>>203208136“the hamassacre sparked out in a full out conflict between palestine and israel, which later was named the “the here-we-go-again war”, which led to, inevitable, a conflict between lebanon and israel, later named the great “fucking-hell-stop-it-already war””
>>203209048I had plans to do this
>>203208979Villiamz fahktorrie>>203209042Shan't
>>203208136the great brownoff
britain out of london zone 1&2 looks grimdark
>>203209104Please don't
Do Americans really?
>>203209211If they were anime characters people would think this is cute
>>203209211Irish diaspora moment
>>203209211maybe ppl moment
Only kids I know who got kicked out were high school dropouts who stole their parents liquor, threw parties when they were away, smoked cigarettes inside their room
Gravy’s good tonight
>>203209310Already finished?
finna support a black business today
>>203209211them and saars
wonder what became of maisiebroprobably has a wife and kids now
>take minutes for meeting at toil>dickhead replies to everyone saying I got it wrong>send them all the recording I took>I'm right>no apology>get in trouble for recording the meeting without consent
they making me toil at my toil. It not right
>>203209210literally an Australian woman saved me from going down that path kek
Heathermong sat in his smelly childhood bedroom, uploading file 287 out of 1,612 in his Irish diaspora folder. The curtains are shut (haven’t been opened in years), cum sock fumes waft throughout the room, blue light from the monitor bounces off his shiny bald head.
3D-rendering a poo
they've censored belgium so bad he's making the worst posts of his career. he even tried posting his sponsors in the dead of night last night but got banned immediately. if it's hip it's here.
inflating a poo
>>203209697where does it come from?
acpj uooo diii innn ostt
Got one of those jobs everyone has been banging on about.Absolutely shit. The job is fine, but now it's like my entire day is just gone 5 days a week. Spending 8 hours a week working, more time travelling and getting ready for work, having to shower and be a normal person.Absolutely grim. Might go back to being a stinky NEET where I can at least do whatever I want with my life.
She’s so good in this sceneLiterally what a white woman is for
>>203209746:)
>>203209594there is a notification that everyone gets when a recording starts, their fault for not raising it at the timeit seems that you aren't respected at toil
/brit/ is so dead nowadays man. I hardly come here anymore but even a few months ago I swear it wasn’t this bad
>>203209745get yourself a WFH job ladI've done 2 hours of work so far this week
flint-knapping a poo
Put your name on
>>203209746Cronem fodder
>>203209774Don't think those exist anymore unless you've already got one or want to do customer service support.
>>203209774what's your role? I WFH but still have to put in quite a few hours per day
feeling trim
>>203209842Business Analyst lol
>>203209771Mental how shit everything is
>>203209887I thought about moving towards a Business Analyst role, would you recommend it?
move your bussyness to your anal
well I might just get a takeaway me. Better than giving it to bookies
https://pastebin.com/MEurBgR8updated heatherlist. disclaimer, also contains a bunch of other shite
Nigger nigger
Still confused on why I don't have a job yetIt's been two months since I was made redundant and nobody has even gave me an interview yet
just woke upwaiting for a call from me work coach
>>203209752>uses automatic file editorCuriousAnd you haven't watched it
>>203209991people can just hire browns for pennies
you ALWAYS do this
>>203210009None of my jobs have had brown people however
do you lads actually get the gay porn on or is it just a cheeky joke?
>>203210019saw a lad make a couple of posts with hundreds of them in earlierjanny was on him like a rash
got a do nothing job but I want more money so I may need to give it up
>>203210034depends if you consider the trannard smutt "gay" I suppose
>>203210034>do you lads actually get the gay pornyh
>>203210034...yh
>>203210034not really my cup of gay porn actually
>>203210034Depends on what counts as gay pornActually now that I think about it, yes
Might clap some white cheeks tonic NT or maybe not idk what my brothers wife is doing
>>203210042thinking about moving towards a business analyst role?
>>203210034my lack of opportunities with women and porn addiction have made me gay
protogfberg just ended up blocking me everywhere after misreading the situation and giving her a glance of my rock hard cock, grim. at least I feel free now somehow.
>>203210008Why you think that?I got the pic from google
>>203210104>after misreading the situation and giving her a glance of my rock hard cocksent her a dick pic aye?
>>203210080unironically yeah I could do itthis is the job I'm gonna apply for though
>>203210104was worth the try lad you'll find another bird in no time
You look fun to talk to
>>203210104This is sexual abuseHope the rozzers get ya
hello
>>203210148hi
>>203210120that role would be £41000/$80000 dollarydoos if it was in the UK. Our civil service is shite for pay
>>203210120You poor souls who have to workNot what life is for
>>203209910It's fineBit shite but most jobs areMain thing I dislike is that you're not really creating anything, just advising, making recommendations, and pulling stakeholders together to get them to sort out problems Most BAs will have busy periods and then gaps with very little to do so it can be dece sometimes for the dossing potential
>moving towards a business analyst rolei mean really, do you have to say it like such a wanker?
>>203210184how much do you get paid if you don't mind me asking?
>>203210173I played god of war all day today ladwfh is the new NEET
rokre i know you're putting fruit moths in my house through ventilation stop doing that pls
>>203210119yeah lad, she was talking in detail about how she was scared of childbirth but wanted kids, then started talking about how tight she was and she can only manage two fingers. said something about I can’t imagine what it’s like but to let me know if she could handle the willard. thought that was enough of a signal since she was telling me in detail about how tight she is, but obviously not. what the fuck? previously like last week telling me how much she wanted my cock and also showing me her ass after she fell asleep next to a pen and got ink all over it?>>203210131yeah will do, don’t mind much really, feels much better to be blocked than to be stuck talking to a girl who doesn’t make herself clear with you.
>>203210209what's your problem?
>>203210232hmmm maybe your willy just isn't any good
>>203210172Would be about half that in NZ
>>203210243got no mates, me
>>203210217On £43k with 5 years experienceMy toil does pay below the market rate so I could hopefully bump it up to 47-52k if I hopped ship
the girl from the party 14 years ago didn't respond so I'm going to be killing myself now
>>203210258ah same x
feeling histrionic and disassociative
>>203210249have had multiple birds tell me how good it looks and I have abs, mad how that somehow wasn’t good enough or was too much
>>203210232Sending unsolicited dick pics is illegal now lol
>>203210265better than what I'm on, I think I'll go towards that
>>203210266good lad
>>203210266it's alright it's ok there's something to live for.jesus told me so.
humiliation ritual innit
>>203210313what job is this for lad?
>>203210232maybe going in with the dick pic wasn't the best move. Should have just asked if she could handle it.
>>203210313Don't get the point of things like thisIt's so obvious what the "right" answer is so everyone is going to select it
>>203210299That seemed pretty solicited to me, wild. How the fuck can a woman talk about that with you but not want your willard?
>>203208065That’s the British Vegas? Lol It looks like a place my grandfather would go to play poker and eat shrimp. The UK is not made for fun, it is made for depression, alcoholism and boredom.
>>203210345Senior software engineer at Meta.
>>203210350Probably so they can throw it in your face when such things come up during employment
>>203210350in the modern job market 70% of applicants are 80 IQ jeets that can't actually parse a sentence so you need to filter them out
>>203210367alcoholism can be fun if you're doing it right
>>203210367Vocaroo yourself saying 'irony'
>>203210367word to the wise, remember pearl harbor
waarom komen britten zo graag naar amsterdam
Barter-brosWe are so back
The poster below is Irish diaspora
>>203210367ching chong bing bong
>>203210395Was just saying this down Lidls
*kicks my feet together*
ordered a pizza hut. Not interested in cooking today thanks x
she horny
ohh ohh ooooooh that's my favourite song
>>203210395dutch people are nicearchitecture is nicejust a nice place innit
was a bit insensitive what i said about alcoholism. terrible disease, aside from the fact you get to drink booze all day
>>203210437This drives the incel crazy
>>203210460
>>203210437A Polish whore?? This is unprecedented
will be going to bed around 3pm. running on empty I am
>>203210469alcoholism may be a disease but drinking is a choicejust like homosexuality
>>203210502Someone enjoying sex doesn’t make them a whore
*gives you the stink eye as I walk past*
>>203210511two clues in one postthank you monsieur
>>203210519Enjoying sex with multiple foreign strangers at the same time definitely does
>>203210437I don't know why people say slav women are the hottest, they are very plain and basic looking Western European women are prettier
>>203210366No idea mate, sounds like something for the courts to decide.I don’t think she’ll report you but this sort of crime has no statute of limitation so it could come back to haunt you many years down the line.
>>203210549Yeah I agree, they're sort of symmetrical but plain and not-hotSame way Dua Lipa is technically attractive but not particularly sexy
if scotland isn’t a country then neither is England
>>203210437slavs do like them swarthy. are slavs themselves even white? Not so sure.
>someone enjoys sexthe was has fallen... society collapsed...
polish school girl legs tights
>>203210570>Yeah I agree, they're sort of symmetrical but plain and not-hotHigh they have sort of high cheek bones (Asiatic influence?) which makes their faces look symmetrical, but their actual features are plain and their attitude is weird
>>203210619
>>203210573Who said Scotland isn't a country?
Slav women look like cheap brothel whores nothing else
Guys I wont be around this afternoon. Can somebody take over my SeasideMARK posting while i'm gone? Just a few "everyday above ground is a great day" or "4x lush" posts will do. Thanks!
>>203210668is gon be lush dee lads
>>203210667They usually are aren't they?
>>203209752Link to scene?
>>203210705Usually they are, yes
>>203210034mate just search 'sissy cd creampie' on motherless or the gay rape porn thread on /gif/
>>203210668sanctions review at the jobcentre or got a few bets on at ludlow
>>203210699the lengths this man will go to hide from the bill collectors
Film idea: Supersize Me, but with penises.We'll call it "Circumcise Me."
Just made a sexist post on crystal cafe >:)
>>203210805my discord kittens will NOT be happy about this
Mad how amazon always picks the time when I'm out the house and they don't have an option to say you're not going to be in just deliver it another day.Apparently you have to contact customer support to rearrange delivery days. Shan't be doing that, let them drive all the way here and then either turn around and go home or leave it on the floor for it to be "missing" when I get home.
Spotted in the wild>>203210050
>>203210645many people on reddit because there is no such thing as a scottish passport
>>203210843Well they're a bit silly then aren't theyPay them no mind x
I like talking about my dreams, but that's a rather female thing to do innit?
>>203210894its a rather boring bastard thing to dodoesnt stop me
>>203210894Most men don't dream after age 17 or 18. Sort yourself out mate
>>203210894No don't see how that's a particularly gender-specific activity
me? i make up episodes of Doctor Who while I fall asleep. it comfy and i love it x
>>203210917Wow you're right
>>203210949good ones or just ohhh nooo heres daleks again and this time they mean business
Dreaming is for children, women and the disabled. Just go to sleep and wake up again. Stop fannying about.
>>203210997And what should be done about children, women, and the disabled?
people who say they don't dream just don't remember their dreams
>>203211019Tucked into bed with a hot water bottle, kissed on the forehead and told "sweet dreams". Then you go to bed cold and alone ready to wake up at 5am for work
>>203210974well my latest one is Dalek/Davros related, but I mix it up. Make up new monsters and that
>>203211029Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders
>>203208065This is wonderful. I want to spend holiday there.
you
>>203211076Please do!
>>203211076Bring your sister
>>203211045why did he give them those cute little ears
>>203211086What a kind word. Thank you very much, British friend.
Only dream once every couple monthsand when I do it's usually extremely incoherent because they operate on principles that make sense in the dream but are flawed at the conceptual level in real lifenot just zoomer meme lol so random, but shit like "3 is purple"
>>203211137
>>203211111Sorry, I have no sister.
is this the new
please only post if it's safe and legal to do so
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