fuming edition
This is the incel forum? News to me
baton down the hatches
Very confident this girl from toil likes meWas planning to shag her at the company end of year party but toilberg cancelled the party so guess i'll remain an incel
Americans deserve that hurricane for supporting Israel
get me out of this dystopian shithole country
Ok Jarvis, access my PC and post 50 videos of dead black children onto 4channel
>>203223519glad you liked my blog
right, time to check in at the Bing
listening to MEDENERA
cant stop launching glutinous gluey mucous from my nose
if you're wondering why /brit/ is so quiet it's because we're all in here>>>/gif/27979840
This whole ukraine and palestine situation has left me in an apathetic and upset mood
attempting to cure my yellow fever by forcing myself to wank to white women
>>203223547Many are saying this
this is what heaven looks likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8YNwYkqHmI
/brit/ boys...kissing each other
don't feel human
get a job so you can pax tax
>>203223557Business idea: Yakuza game, but it's Sopranos set in 2001.That would be kino
1 year review 2023>Unemployed >Severely mentally unwell >Low confidence >No hobbies or interests>No ambition >No education >Suicidal2024>Employed>Doing a STEM degree >Studying Russian>Do taekwondo >RSPB Membership >Gym membership
doing anything exciting tonight then lads?
>>203223603Why? Russia is single handedly defeating NATO, and Israel has been unable to defeat Palestine despite being armed to the teeth by the USA and British Imperialism.We are winning.
>>203223684walked around the kitchen for 10 minutes to get some steps in today
>>203223053ktim but 3 years ago, what happened to you?
>>2032236792023>a man 2024>a man
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Sacked%20tranny/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sacked tranny’ and in ‘Gb’. 2325 results found.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Employed%20woman/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Employed woman’ and in ‘Gb’. 823 results found.
>>203223703is the earth flat too?
>>203223703>Wewho?
>>203223679ok but you still post in here every day about being severely mentally ill and wanting to kill yourself so what's really changed?
>>2032236792023>have a penis2024>still have a penis
what about that hurricane thenlooks awful doesn't it
Tottenham fans still in shambles
>>203223694CWLTSHC
>>203223729Is that your mum's yearly review?>>203223735Everything has changed.
>>203223703genuinely why cant you make normal posts, why does every post have to be some sort of bait
>testicles: 2
>>203223790
trannaal nathsackedhttps://vocaroo.com/1i9SdfD5TJep
>>203223765nothing has changedyou're still a mentally ill tranny but now you have a dead end job and some futile worthless hobbies
>>203223765dogshit patter
>>203223743it large
>>203223750
>>203223825as wide as mikeys arsehole after hes been out in soho on a saturday night
Not feeling very stimulated
would really like a portuguese gf
>you have genitaliaWhy do you incels think this is an insult?
get it cut off
>>203223838stench of american from this image
>>203223765Stick to posting about wanting to kill yourself, we'll handle the banter
>>203223866you describe yourself as a woman but no woman in the history of the human race has been born with male genitalia
>>203223866because you're a tranny
we all pre-ordered Boris's new book?
>>203223849Lol the one on the right is such a dork
poor lad next door has been trying to learn the same piano piece for months now
mad ruth bader ginsberg's legacy is, at least in part, me on an imageboard calling her ruth bader nigsberg
he wants a gf from vancouver, seattle or portlandwilling to extend to san francisco and san jose
watching my 600lb kino
>>203223923find it mad how people learn songs but don't even bother to learn about the music theory behind those songs
>>203223950Your mum just got back from work then?
>>203223982do you consider suicide your destiny?
>>203223982you're 27 and you banter like you're 17 lad
think he's posting such shite banter on purpose to illicit more insults
>>203223923
>>203223982FOSYEG
Back from toilTime to smoke
you call tell sacked tranny is cracking because he is lashing out more.
had a wank, my dudes
>>203223965not that mad though is it
got the hbomberguy on
Lots of jealousy and hatred in /Brit/ tonight
>>203224051which vid
azealia banks is the most chimpanzee-like animalistic looking nigger i have ever had the misfortune of seeing on my phone screen
Did you hear about the drug addict with a penchant for word puzzles? His favourite pastime was anagrams an a gram.
>>203224071you have jealousy and hatred for real women
>>203223982Lmao
>>203224081Plagiarism and You(Tube)
>>203224051you should turn it off
Thought of my big book idea on the way homeIt's a self insertion of the life i would like to live
>>203224082shes beautiful
>>203224071just realityI know that troons don't live in the real world
>>203224083dont get it
you are from fucking poland
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
>>203224082kek
>>203224118Sex? We know pal your mum told us
might have four burritos tonightmight have five
>/Brit/>B
>>203224166mad how you got bullied into dropping the trip
need a bf
>>203224167ooh u know i gotsa to have my great ocean
>>203224218Glasgow?
>>203223679>>Employed>>Doing a STEM degree >>Studying Russian>>Do taekwondo >>RSPB Membership >>Gym membershipdidnt know ssm was doing any of that shit
>>203224218BENDER
>>203224218um, hello? im right HEREEEEEEE!!!!!!!
get up early, get to work early, leave work on time, eat dinner early, go to bed early
which one, britdaykin?
190 onamadone
the b in /brit/ is lower case because it stands for /b/ where we came from
the reason I can't have sex is because it would be my first time and I'd spunk immediately and it would be embarrassing ergo I cannot have sex
>>203223898That’s technically untrue but not because of any tranny stuff.
the only person who spells it /Brit/ is adam because he wants to be special and unique like his mum tells him he is
some times forget that /b/ is still around like id dint refresh tha 10 million times in 08 when i go there now it's like looking at the way back machine but it's live. mental
I don't find Zendaya attractive. Nothing against her, I just don't find her attractive.
>>203224312catch 22, innit
>>203224312thought this too but then had a worse problem and couldn't get my wilbert to go into hard mode
Sent a risky joke to a new work friend and he's not replied since. I've fucked it lads
>>203224289Rather interesting piece of history
>>203224330they're not technically a woman though they're a hermaphrodite
>>203224335I did it too when I was pretending to be him for a few weeks
well I suppose I'll get drunk then
>>203224312(No)snatch-22
>>203224361sacked in the morning lad
>>203224312reckon spunking fast is natural cuz you had to shagged bird fast and leave offspring before sabertooth lion ate you back in the day
>>203224393dont think theres any animal that takes a long time to spaff. they all do it in record time. why are our women arrogant enough to defy nature
briefly got my bum out but it's safely tucked away now
>>203224378alkie cunt
My parents bullied me lads they were supposed to love me and they bullied me :(
just had a genius ideaif everyone in florida farted at the same moment there would be enough heat to throw the 'cane off course and back to mexico where it should be
thinking of things and how things are and such
>>203224482screaming
>>203224456already got the long lens paparazzi shots
>>203224355honestly she looks fine, she seems like she's got a brainprefer her to sydney sweeney who looks like she's dead behind the eyes
>>203224482What did they do lad?
>>203224361what was it
>>203224482quintessential adam post
Hurricane Milhouse
yeah im bumpin that
*removes thine sacral vestiges*
in /brit/: The Motion Picture I would be portrayed by Jim Belushi
all ready for national hate crime week lads? what are you planning?
how do I gain self-confidence
>>203224495knew I should have closed the fucking curtains
>>203224496Oh you reckon she has a brain do you?
>>203224513What's the difference between Madeline McCann and a submarine? One is full of semen, at the bottom of the Atlantic and the other is a submersible vehicle.
>>203224554st crispin the patron saint of walkers or something?
>>203224564do a gay porn dance in front of the police
>>203224554me? i hate crimeit's a sicknesssimple as
>>203224482
what is /fa/ like?are they all retarded? do they have good taste?
>>203224554DON'T REPLY TO THAT. This is a representative of Thams Valley Police!
WFH is such a scam lol. Practically done nothing all week and no one cares. Somehow the company is performing better than ever. Roll out of bed at 8:55am and turn on the laptop then just fuck about the rest of the day
>>203224554got some devious plans for anti-social behaviour week
oh my dayshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728496717398289.webm
>>203224554Will probably just spend it with the family
>>203224598made this meem last week aha x
Would honestly be kino being in Florida right now lolI was there one September during a tropical storm and it was pretty cool even then. Absolutely bloody love storms me
>>203224631yeah at this point the managers have stopped giving all fucksdont know how this all ends for us
>>203224587Semen in children is grounds for a sacking
>>203224609*shrugs shoulders*
hate crime? more of a love crime kinda guy
>>203224663nice blogpost adam
>>203224587kek
It’s a bit mad this whole existence thing Can’t believe people talk to you about love island and that and you are just like but what about all this stuff like WHY?
>>203224609no
>>203224637>HarrietteDeary me
>>203224609Trend hopping zoomers and people larping as blue collar workers
>>203224706because of woke
would cum in my pants if a woman that looked like this talked to me.
>>203224671probably just keep up and the middle class transitions into de facto UBI with their fake laptop jobs in their jammies while the mass of imported wogs keeps the service economy going
>>203224706at some point you'll realise that switching your brain off and watching the love island is the best thing you can do
>>203224706not sure really, probably nothing
>>203224672you are wrong. take it from someone that knows lad.
bayern are beating arsenal 2-1 omds bottlers
>>203224744that's what they want you to do
>>203224745Need this updating for the modern /brit/ era, not got a clue who half of these people/gimmicks are supposed to be
battyman are beating ARSE-nal
>>203224706Look mate, you either go full gnostic madman or you shut up, swirch off your brain and immerse yourself in the hum of numbAnything in-between is torture
I see a picture of a cat and I save it
>>203224564step 1: be attractive
>>203224663Quite a good video from a lad standing on a balcony through a Level 5 hurricane lmao:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar8Usv-KwvsIf you scrub along it just gets windier and more insane but good to watch from the start to get some perspective.
>>203224482someday they'll answer the question of why they did that and it better be good
getting the covfefe sucked
Why is SN back? Does he not realise his credibility is destroyed?
>>203224855he never lefthe's been spamming 16 hours daily
IT'S COMING HOME
dude did you see this latest story on the news you care right tell me you care this is the daily news haha its so interesting hahahahaa
what we dressing up as for halloween then
>>203224855was sn employed woman in the end i did not follow that soap opera at all
>>203224888yeah?
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
>>203224888yes?
listening to the new radiohead album
>>203224922>which you will enjoy much more.Wrong actually
>>203224888heil kitler
Why are we the busiest general. We have 3 generals and they're all very busy. Are there just more lonely people in britain or what?
>>203224922TERRIFIC HOW WE FIGHT THEM
>>203224844bit late for covfefe
Are Kemi
>>203224855he never had any credibility
>>203224975were just too chatty lol x
>>203223734The proletariat.
>>203224975second biggest demographic after yanks
>>203224975not only do we have 3 massive generals but they all have their own very unique subculture and there is very little crossover
>>203224980yeah?
watching the talk tuah podcast
>>203224975Our numbers are boosted by JFs tbf, everyone on the internet speaks English. The generals with random herdy gerdy languages are obviously gonna be less busy
roxanne pallett false accusation on Celebrity Big Brother
I get all my political opinions from the talk tuah podcast
>>203224631How is this sustainable? Is the entire services economy in the closet about the total amount of work really done? I
>>203225050any good
currently have 5 /brit/s open, yeah?posting in all of them
A. she was a tuahB. she hit me
>>203225093yeah the best one out theremogs joe rogan>>203225084basedhawk tuah for president
Why does the Hawk Tuah girl make incels seethe? I have my thoughts but wanna know your guyses views
the sun never sets on /brit/
>>203225113do you eat poo?
diego unironically listening to the talk tuah podcast
talk tuah podcast
Growing a big moustache
>>203225139because she got famous for a single line about spitting on a dick whilst giving a blowjob adam
>>203224794do it yourself newcunt
>>203224631WFH slackers need to be forced back into the officemy lazy cunt manager works from home, hate her
did a bit of a socially awkward chat at work earlierdont feel too good about it
>>203225181What’s your point? What’s so enraging about that? She seems like a nice enough girl>>203225187Don’t have the skills in Photoshop
Growing a lovely christmas cactus the flowers are starting to bud now
hawk tuahs parents have blue names on wikipedia, think about that
>>203225240both cereal killers
>>203225240So do mine its no big deal
Come on be my baby tonight,Come on be my baby tonight,I've seen the way you've treated other thugs you've been with,So come on be my baby tonight
>>203225230because people used to be famous for doing things of actual worth
feeling /brit/ famous
>>203225035don't think this is true anymore a lot of namefags and incels have moved here from the other 2 (presumably they had sex once)
remember the first time i had sex, couldn't get it up due to nerves as well. We eventually had sex later in the evening so it was all k
>>203225240she's already a known jew
>cereal killers
On June 11, 2024, a vox pop YouTube channel, Tim & Dee TV, released a video featuring an interview with Haliey Welch in the Broadway district of Nashville, Tennessee, United States.[4] During the video, she was asked a series of adult questions including, "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" Welch's reply, in a hard Southern Twang accent, was, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang," referring to spitting on a man's penis during oral sex.[2][5][6]The original video went viral, receiving millions of views across TikTok and Instagram, spawning remixes and remakes of the original audio, and gaining Welch the nickname Hawk Tuah Girl.[7] The video and the phrase turned into a meme, which would later prove unusually durable for a brief period of time.[8] Welch, who had been a minimum-wage worker at a factory, subsequently created an Instagram account, gained a sizable social media followership and media attention,[9] founded her company under which she registered various trademarks, gained representation by an agent,[8] and began selling merchandise themed on the phrase and making paid appearances.[9] On August 15, 2024, she threw the ceremonial first pitch of a New York Mets game,[10] and launched a podcast, Talk Tuah, under the Betr media company co-founded by Jake Paul.[11]
>>203225266ohhhhhhh tarqy tarqy tarqy boy...
>>203225266link?
>>203225310How so
>>203225240No they don't, they're not even named on her wikipedia page
Just went Woke. Pozz my fucking neghole
>>203225284What like the bearded lady? wise up or you’ll get wised on
>>203225139i'm an incel but i don't even know who that is
>>203225306i came in probably about 40 seconds
>>203225324https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_the_Ripper
so tell me about your current love interestall going swimmingly i presume?
hawk tuah's fit friend
>>203225298can only think of mihai and sacked tranny and that /brit/pol weird (but he left) that moved over here but one is dead (so far)
Fucking kek
Hang on her name is spelt "Haliey"?Not Hailey?What the fuck is wrong with yanks
>>203225317Put your name on
>>203225284Roland the Farter (known in contemporary records as Roland le Fartere, Roulandus le Fartere, Rollandus le Pettus or Roland le Petour) was a medieval flatulist who lived in twelfth-century England. He was given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres (12 hectares) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year, he was obliged to perform "saltum, siffletum, pettum" (a jump, a whistle, [and] a fart that were all done at once) for the king's court at Christmas.[1][2][3]
>>203225350not sure what is worse, probably not getting it up, at least it seems like your penis works.
despise dogs and children
>>203225381imagine murdering your whole family
>>203225357the eternal toilfu I have a deep crush on but am seen as nothing more than a friendly colleague
>>203225383leftypol wants to ban this
>>203225381Cunts paid for that with unpaid tax
>>203225324https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_Brown
>>203225403sounds like a top lad
hawk tuah girl gf
rorke tuah
>>203225435youre squidding me
>>203225357her names sophia
I'm becoming very left wing
>>203225513soudns foren
>>203225516yeah? how left wing
>>203225516are you a homosexual?
Circumcision: *literal coolest thing ever*Euros: "This fucking sucks, actually."
it's as shrimple as that
Can't bloody wait
>>203225560we're not jewish slaves
>>203225516read something right wing then
eating my tea
tony hawk underground tuah
>>203225572can't wait to finally meet diego
>>203225572
We getting the disabled raped
>>203225603roar
>>203225562that's imprawnsible
>>203225587It's purely cosmetic
>I'm becoming very left wing
zock tuah
rorke pooer
just "dung" (done) a poo lol
>>203225516Clue status: gaining.
>>203225599yeah? what you got?
one poo over the cuckoo's nest
Did you hear about the octopus what was also a policeman?His mates called him the cephaloplod
i thought we used to have circumcision over here, but stopped it when the nhs started. i thought i read that somewhere
>>203225669burritos (four)
>>203225652Piss off fucktwat
might replay RE2 Remake but with skimpy costume mods
Where's mousey? :P
What does talk tuah talk about on her podcast
>>203225688The long 8 arms of the law.
>>203225703it kept people cleaner
>>203225709how's the bulk going?
might have a second tea
eating a donut with a knife and fork.
steamin as a rocket
>>203225741*jiggles my own belly*
>>203225734left wing politics (she's jewish)
"Hey man you wanna throw a movie on or something?"
>>203225725Ada Wong BWC exclusive Sex Arse!!!
>>203225759https://vocaroo.com/1i9SdfD5TJep
>>203225805posted it again award
>>203225748based homer trying to impress grimey
Get the new made
hawk tuahmind rulah
>>203225859not even at 310 yet
>>203225868>>203225868>>203225868
I'm opening myself up to being radicalised as a left wing revolutionary type. If anyone wants to drop some infographics or books to start with that would be great.
>>203225874yeah?
>>203225885>>203225885>>203225885
>>203225735The thin blue line (of ink being expelled as a defence mechanism)
