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>>203225687i look like that
IL MINIGATTO ITALIANO È TURNAT!
>>203225687il filo
>>203225687I waited 300 seonds for nothing
Just received a "fire emoji" reaction on my story from one of my favorite local djs on my storyI am #winning right now.
Buongiorno, c'è Zietta?
>>203225757no you don't
>>203225806in cucina con zio
>tornado warning in broward
I want to try and get to 600lbsHow long will that take if I'm 220 right now?
>>203225969>Tornado outbreakthis isn't fun at all
>>203226094Asians think this is cool and how gunfights work
NuTube finally gave me a notification about ad blocking
>>203225969Here too
as a nigga who has been in many gun fights that is how they work
>>203225701Rentcuck btfo lmao
wtf is with these suggestions? i was just looking for a webcomic called "itchy feet".
>>203226422suggestions are based on your past search history and browsing dawg
>>203226422What comes up in images for itchy clitorious hood?
>>203226422look at this >>203226513 you freak
>>203226538bruh i don't fuggin know i ain't searching that shit
>that first beer of the day
>>203226422>>203226538>clitoriousBlacks search for things in ebonics lol
>>203226513I get the same results lol
>>203225687Piccolissima nooooooooo!
Power just went out
>>203226607Could also be based on your location, I didn't get any of those except the anus
>>203226669
>>203226669how much battery does your phone have?
>another shit day in my chud life>try to seethe about it>cant seethe>try to cope about it >can't cope >try to cry >can't cryWork ruined my life. I live on rails, and the end of the ride is my grave
>>20322673553%
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn how many dead?
ummmmmm just heard thunder
>>203226772Death comes to the Blackpiller, Whitepiller, Redpiller, or Bluepiller all the same
PREDICTION: This hurricane will have less fatalities than the Asheville incident but garner much much more attnetion
Sorry I’m eating beans
>>203226772its time for you to become a transient bum
A cow just flew over my house
>>203226911casual-ties
My grandpa lives 4 miles from the beach in tampa, is it over for him? Not a joke. He refused to leave
>>203226687Connecticutians are know for our itchy clitorious hoods
LOL!
imagine how handy it would be to have a hook on your elbow
>>203226976Hurricane Katrina was the worst hurricane in modern times in terms of fatalities. It still only killed 1392 people out of millions in it's path and hundreds of thousands who didn't evacuate. That still gives him like a 99% survival chance tbqh
>>203227066erm not very?
how often do you ride a bike?
>>203227135erm every single day lol?
Chuds are rightMillions must die
>>203227135Not often enoughOnly twice this year
>>203227179Almost all people agree with this unironically, the argument lies in the which millions they are
i have my helmet with me right now if you dont believe me. bike is locked up outside.
Russian police arresting a homosexual propagandist
>wearing a helmetkinda soy ngl
>>203227135 3 or 4 times a week
Ride a bike? No incel, I take the train to work.
>>203225687>>203225687They're asking this guy on tv why he didn't evacuate...
I have never reached max level in an MMO.
>>203227282Good.
best fruit: bananaworst fruit: pineapple
>>203227500Pineapple is patrician.
>>203227293>caring about being "soy" in 2024erm
>>203227500pineapple is very good cooked thoughbeit. Fresh pineapple can also be lightly salted to make it less tart
>>203227282
>>203227562>I don't care what others think that's why I replied or somethingSoybro....
>>203227500well now we know who gets no bitches LOL
ummmmm it's raining
BrosI'm so coldIts like 60 degrees what is wrong with me
erm
DiStefano has a tiny little pesciolin’
>>203227599>pineapple is very good cookedyou're getting dangerously close to "pineapple is good on pizza"
>>203227994>"pineapple is good on pizza"It is and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
>>203227500I like most fruits. Only "meh" one I've had was starfruit
Welcome to Real Live….(An entry in the series “English is cool”)
where are the feet
>>203228178In my mouth
>>203228178Saw this weird Mangoo cover at the weeb shop
>less than 100 posts per hourDamn maybe the hurricane really did get rid of all the Florida anons
tomato is very good when it's domestic. the shit one you buy in stores can't even compete
>>203225687real... nooooooooooooo
>>203225687Il gattino piccollino
Sexy Niggers
>>203228178>>203226961>>203227210
>>203228581>Thomas Jefferson c. 1787
>>203228370Nothing beats a homegrown heirloom tomato>tfw turned my backyard into a vegetable and fruit garden
>>203228339My connection is bad Thank god I have my 4chan pass
>>203228695
I lost my virginity to a black girl because black girls used to really be into me when I was younger for some reason
fiend pulled up to my trap and was like thank you u dat nigga and i couldnt even refute dat fact i was just like NAW FO REAL
Anyone else think they have a childish high pitched voice that they’re embarrassed of but also been told they have a deep voice?
>>203228762do you still have power?
Drinkin a joe
>>203228812i have a retard voice
>>203228777I would love to sex a negro woman but I’m taken so I’ll never again get to savor foreign vagina
No I have a super deep distorted audio file sounding incel voice
>>203228777>be me in highschool>awkward with no gf>3 separate black girls liked meI wish I was more brave like (you)
>>203228840No power. And I’m not even on the west coast
>>203228864Same, brotherAt least I was with a girl of almost every raceWill never sleep with a Native American or Indian
>super deep distorted audio file sounding incel voice>deep>incel voicefakecel
how's it going lads
>>203228812yes me exactly wtf. Many people have told me my voice sounds good too, it's my most complimented feature by far
ate a healthy nutritious dinner consisting of 200g grams of salmon and 100g grams of rice
>>203228892Miami anon?
>>203228920finna play some svr 06 and then watch better call saul with mama. what about you, frog cocksucker?
>>203228944You ever eaten a salmon you caught yourself? >>203228933I hear my voice too often I guess, it doesn't seem like it changed from when I was 14
Sometimes right after I wake up my voice goes basso profundo but my normal voice is tenor
>>203225687Very smol
>>203228918I’m a trucel. Trust me it’s not the “sexy” deep voice
>>203229008i ain't no fisherman you silly goose, i'm a law student
>>203228992You still doing that stupid shit? it's not 2022 anymore move on
>>203229044>he's too poor to afford a fishing trip
Nun c'e sta niente per me
guys I know the world is very very boring right now and kikes are doing something to make us all go dull and numb but this is real life
>>203229076i am a spoilt lazy child of rich parents
>>203229099it's not boring for the Florida anons here
Went salmon fishing on Vancouver Island onceVisited that bridge where those teenagers killed that one Indian teenager
>>203229034I have a deep voice, but strictly speaking I am a volcel, not an incel per se. I choose not to give my seed to a femoid for spiritual purposes. I have a higher calling and I shall not associate with w*men.
>>203228973No Orlando It’s gonna be a long week
>>203229056what stupid shit? i don't understand you, faggot. you better explain this post to me
>>203229135Based
>>203229116You're either a homosexual or "rich" means something else in Serbia because you've never gone on a week long fishing trip with just the men of your family
>>203229191ask your mother if i'm a homosexual
>>203229235She told me you came to her crying and wishing you had a mother who could accept you for who you are and that you've never felt comfortable in a man's body
>>203229284that was really weird and specific wtf
>>203229135>this is a 14 year old Indian (female)always confused me
I have a gay crush on the Serb poster
>>203229351It's a famous case of projection
>>203229379You can really see the Abo/Melanesian admixture
>>203229393I famously projected my sperm on your dad's moustache
>>203229284Jason?
>>203229351>>203229393Just happens to be what my mother told me xhe told her
>>203229351And yet he hasn't repliedSeems like anon said a little bit too much
This French who lives in the USA explains us the USA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoF4F5ksMUAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=wEfOg01fjq8
WAIT, do the British REALLY ask each other if they can bum fags?
>>203229566Nobody speaks that gobbledygook, fucker
>>203229566No one cares gtfo
>>203229566what's his problem with hawaii
Just read the wiki on Virk’s murder.Horrible.What I found funny however was the part where they said the main perpetrator found out during trial he was some sort of native whatever First Nations Type nigga and then did like all types of we wuzzing shit.Also Indian Jehova’s witnesses is wikked.Going to watch episode one of the Hulu miniseries “Under the Bridge” about her murder now.(Available in Germany via Disney+)
>>203229566>'bama and 'siana anywere but shit tierTourist ahh nihh
>>203229623more like 'oi mate can l nick a fag from you?' but yes sometimes. Younger people l assume dont
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>203229692A British person comes to the GOD BLESSED REPUBLIC OF TEXAS and asks a MAN if he wants to SMOKE A FAGThat AMERICAN MAN says "HELL YEAH BROTHER" and SHOOTS HIM DEAD, RIGHT THEN AND THERE
>>203225687 had a heart attack watching that
>>203229680Bad leftist policy and expensive life
>>203229566not a bad list overall, I expected much worse tbqh
>>203227166>>203227182where do you go?
>>203229792You can live cheaply in hawaiiA lot of people on the big island have shacks and trailers on tiny lots that can be had inexpensively
>>203229681>First Nations Type nigga and then did like all types of we wuzzing shit.Fun Fact: if you're a featherhead the courts are legally required to consider this in your sentencing (by consider they mean reduce your punishment). Even if you had no idea like this guy, you still get a reduced sentence.
>>203229881Paved trails usually. Sometimes on the road. Just for exercise never to get anywhere
>>203229841>Arizona that high>Alabama, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and North Carolina that high>Maine and Washington that low
>>203229683he seems to be looking purely at cost of living, taxes, etc. vs Frankia thoughbeit so I can understand. Also he probably thinks Cajuns are still some big group
>>203230042See >>203230045He just wants them low taxes
>>203230045>>203230084>tfw there are only 50,000 Cajuns leftThe Anglo must pay for this
>>203230150>In Louisiana, there are nearly 33,000 Vietnamese AmericanLol there will unironically be more Viet speakers there soon if not already
>>203229692why do brits call ciggies fags when they're loosely packed shredded leaves, and not a bundle of sticks or rods
>>203230150https://youtu.be/4hxlWPPGU1kRetvrn to tradition
good afternoon i caught a stomach bug from a child and im dying
>>203230267if you're well enough to post on 4channel, you're well enough to go to work, young man
Linked the wrong versionhttps://youtu.be/lRv0FZzoxWI
unite the dakotas unite the virginiasunite the carolinasget rid of oklahoma make PR, guam, saipan, AS, and USVI all one state
>>203230330>USVII miss being there
>>203230430chickendog
>>203230430i wasn't able to resist mousing over the image, so i guess not
it's not even raining. i knew nothing would happen
>>203230535Nothing ever happens.
>>203230430Wood, but why do so many east asian girls appear to have such thin sparse hair?
>>203230430Reverse image search told me she is 17 FK... not looking good for you RIP
The series makes Canada look like a very dark and hostile place but maybe 90s Canada was like that before it became “nice”
>>203230593canada was always a dark and hostile place.
I hate it when i'm listening to a breakcore dnb or similar style of music and an urkelkin voice comes mumbling into the track. YUCK
>>203229130It’s boring as shitCan’t even look out the windows because of the shutters
Whomever made up the lie that leafs is nice should burn in an oven
>>203230535it hasn't made landfall yet lolthe real problem is the surge
Twitter tells me that Afghanistan is the new hot viral travel destination for Chinese women
Kms
>>203230765Some Chink woman is gonna fall for the propaganda and become a tribal sex slave
>>203230690It's an American stereotype of Canadians, I always see burgers seething about it but... it's your stereotype of us... we didn't make it lel
Been buying those 99 brand 50ml shots of fruity vodka for a while now. Usually I use it for a vodka soda
>>203230430Easily, she's ugly. Yellowfeverfags have psyoped themselves into believing all Asian women are beautiful
>>203230807Canadians all claim that Canadians are nicer than Americans thoughbeit
Looks like Hans should be expecting a knock on his door soon
>>203230844>people claim a positive stereotype>same people reject the negative onesThat's how stereotypes work thoughbeit, never seen a single Asian say Asians aren't smart but they all seethe about small pp jokes
>>203230809The 99 bananas in a chocolate milk shake is pretty good
>>203230969Haven't tried that but might sometime. Trying to watch my weight rn
What are your hopes/dreams/expectations for the Florida hurricane death count?>HopeAt least over 1000>DreamsOver 10,000>ExpectationsUnder 500
>Canadians are nicer than AmericansFACT CHECK: MOSTLY TRUE
The fact is that North Americans are nice and sovlful people who will help their fellow manEuropeans are sovlless subhumans
>>203230969does it get you crunk?
>>203231040>Hope0>Dreams0 >ExpectationsUnder 140
>>203231061my favorite greeting south of the rio grande is when they wave at me instead of beheading me
>>2032310407 senior citizens or lardgarglers incapable of evacuatingZero actual casualties as in a healthy man is desperately running away from a giant rogue wave and gets smashed
>>203231040Cringe and Brian tier
>>203231086This
>>203231077I only add 100ml so it isn't overpowering. >>203231024It's bulking season bro
AND YETAND YETAND YETTHERE IS NO COMMENT FROM THE BIDEN CAMP REGARDING THE ACCUSATIONS THAT HE HAS PERSONALLY SENT THE HURRICANE FOR PUNISHING TRUMP VOTERS OR THE FACT THAT HE'S SENDING MORE AIRCRAFT TO SEED FURTHER STORMS OR THE FACT THAT HE'S USING BLACKED OUT MILIARY HELICOPTERS TO PUMP POISON INTO THE AIR
>>203231213what has Trump said about it?
>>203231213the amount of people that unironically believe this is concerning
Just let out a nasty fart
>>203231315schizo conspiracy theories are almost mainstream now.
>>203231360They're not
do people really believe that their government controls the weather?
I remember being on /pol/ when all that Q shit started happening and the board became more and more schizophrenic and I was called an FBI shill for saying it was obviously just some incel At first I thought it was ironic
>>203231414>more schizophreniccheck /x/ it looks like a televangelist broadcast
>>203231471I've been to /x/ before, interesting mix of people obviously fucking with them and legitimate schizos
>>203231414havent checked up on them are we still in the 'pause' phase?
>>203231414>it was obviously just some incelQ was actually a counter intelligence program. it successfully kept the dissatisfied boomers at home and complacent
>>203231403Every zoomer I have ever met is a 9/11 conspiracy theorist
Why does God hate Florida?
>>203225687SIGNORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Zoomers don't know how to change the wallpaper on a PC
>>203231566He clearly doesn’t Florida comes back stronger after every hurricane
>>203231569Wha do you think of the italians things they do in the united states of america?
>>203231603zoomerbros... our response?
inside every canadian there is the canada goose ready to attack and undermine the US
>>203231660Quiero follar tu hermana, ese
>>203231729Not true, Canada geese migrate to the US every winter in the spirit of cooperation and international harmony between our nations.
>>203231669erm
Canada Geese are in the US for most of the year so they're really America Geese
>>203231795
Suicide
looks like they downgraded it to cat 3
>>203232032
we're all in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnqQjQMDxm0
>>203232100better safe than sorry
>>203231928>species name canadensissorry but they are ours forever along with beavers, river otters, elk, etc. We even got the Sandhill crane lol
I wanna take a canada goose and roast it with root vegetables and potato. I bet they roast up good
>>203231669Skibidi gyatt, Ohio rizz fr fr ong.
>>203231569IL PAZZO È QUI
>>203229388stop having it you fag
>>203232216> The Atlantic magazine as "so yummy ...good, lean, rich meat. I find they are similar to a good cut of beef.hundreds of thousands of Americans hunt them every year
I like to go to ponds and you can walk up to a goose and grab it by the neck
>>203230267/cum/ meet up at your funeral?
any of you pussies try walking up to a goose and snatching it up and try to take it home I dare you pieces of shit I would LOVE to see that
I te vurria vasa
>>203232431Why would I want to do that
sometimes you just have'ta say fuck it, it's scrambled egg sandwich time
>>203232431Yeah it's so hard lol
>>203232431i am not from haiti, so no
>>203232420No the usual spot, your moms house
Margaret Sanger was not Jewish, What was him talking about?https://youtu.be/P3MtXJ00Jg4?si=iVbR415T0sYiutblJump to 11:55.
I don't get how /pol/ still believes in their schizo theories when every single one of their predictions in the last 6 years hasn't come true
wearing my chudgoggles in the batheverything looks hazy
>>203232495nice looking clean goose. see the water beading up on his feathers? well maintained feathers huh?
6 years was 14 years ago
>>203227000*Connecticuties
>>203232636me personally i wear my incelgoggles to the chudbath im such a bathpilled soapcel on my cleancore aesthetics
>>203232679At this rate this is factually correct
>zion don
Are you in the center-most section of your home? Away from doors and windows?
>>203232608More than 12 have come true
It is 3:10 PM.
I haven't been on /pol/ since Trump won in 2016. I knew after election night that it would be all downhill from there, nothing would be able to top the pure kino that was his campaign.
>>203232716the bubble soap has fallenmillions must bathe
>>203232753no i’m upstairs
>>203232812the bath bomb has fallenmillions must exfoliate
What are disney adults going to do if disney world is wiped out?
Bubble tea but the boba is poop nuggets
>>203230293What's 4channel?
>>203232907go to disney land instead
>>203232907Forced to start Adulting :’(
People make fun of Disney adults then move to New York City to live their little Friends or Carrie Bradshaw fantasy like it's not as weird
>>203233094*moves to NJ to join a glorified crew*
Saved this image today because I liked it
>>203233156rip concorde-zoi
when i was a kid my parents enrolled me in a private school, i remember a lot of rich kids talking about how they spent their vacations and went to disneyland and i spent mine doing nothing, i think that kind of stuff is the reason for my low self esteem.
I wish I was in Florida so I could loot Disney World during 150 MPH winds.
>>203233267You know, you can do that stuff now.
Diehard Disney adults will strap themselves to the rides so they won’t get blown away by the winds.Disney adults are all 600lbs freaks so it’ll actually work.
Do Americans typically do this?
i have infinite love in my heart for /cum/shits
>>203233360grim
>>203233302yeah but I don't want to go to a shitty park because of a childhood trauma.
>>203233360back in my day skibidi toilets didnt cost anywhere near that much inflation is totally out of control
>>20323336044 bucks for a plastic toilet?
>>203233360>mystery surprise toiletit's incredible to me that these kind of toys aren't banned under gambling laws
Fuck these kids nowadays having fun with silly memes! I NEVER did that shit.
>>203233482quiet commie
Memes as such didn't exist when I was a kid
I photographed this gato.Tell me what you think about this gato.
>>203233591cute
>>203232728It's almost like something happened that year
back in the day i got my memes from i can haz cheeseburger
>>203233591Handsome gato
They closed all the 99 cents stores and replaced them with DollarTree
>>203232956Futaba Channel (Japanese: ふたば(双葉)ちゃんねる, Hepburn: Futaba Channeru, "Double Leaf Channel", "Two Leaf Channel"), or Futaba for short, also sometimes called 2chan, is a Japanese imageboard. Users of the website can upload pictures and discuss a wide variety of topics, from daily personal problems to sports, ramen, otaku and underground culture.
Solar powered edition
>>203233675Born trippy
>>203233579>wake up>still nafri>tfw
>Open video with interesting title>British accent>Close video
>>203233579what
>>203230293>young man>manwew lad
>>203233675borzoi love
>>203233712This but jeet accent
>>203233726>>203233675They're pretty funny ngl
>>203233760This but eastern euro accent
>>203233779this but southern accent
>>203233779I'd rather them be eastern european than jeet.
>>203233760Jeets don't make interesting videos, they're all just java tutorials and compTIA study guides
I hope that anon in Sanibel is ok, the water is starting to get pushed up.
>>203233821Me too, just saying I don't like either
310 is nearing
That it is
>>203233910>>203233910>>203233910
>>203233896
>>203233933>>203233935whew
>>203232275GUIDO
