Lammy edish
High af
>>203238045kys nonce
>he's laughing from valhalla
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728446469923439.webm
personally I think "hawk tuahing" on it is an extremely disrespectful act
Hurricane Milhouse!!
>>203238066tranimals
Business plan, a pizza shop that has your pizza delivered by a cute femboy
>>203238066nah senpai that pig want summadat monkey dick!!
hailey welch of talk tuah fame got idubbz and his gf on the ropes bigly
>>203238066chest tattoos have really ruined porn, they're so disgusting
>>203238149stop watching porn
>>203238066SCREAMING
>>203238140how so
I've specifically asked y'all before to stop making me horny for femboys
>>203238103only if he rubs his penis on my pizza corr
humans are strangely well-adapted for fucking all shapes and sizes of animalcurious indeed
>>203238066how do you even get hard for that
>I've specifically asked y'all before to stop making me horny for femboys
>>203238162no
>>203238054
>>203238103Sneaky is shit at League
>humans are strangely well-adapted for fucking all shapes and sizes of animal>curious indeed
>>203238066threesome with rorkes sister and rorke's mum
>>203238172ill get back to you when i get to that part
>>203238066he was really porking her
I could defeat a pig easily
>>203238259I reckon they're quite strong
any more dogshit zingers?
well?
never opened a webm not once
I open every single webm posted
>>203238280he's not active
Bedsheets gonna have to last another night
>>203238009racist
>>203238270Yeah but they can't look up so I'd just keep throwing overhands and 12-6 elbows
>>203238280Based beyond belief
>>203238280i can save you 24 minuteshes a stupid simian nigger
>>203238305how long you had them on for?
i open webms based on what my instinct tells me
>>203238270yeah but have piss poor manoeuvrability so zoning would be extremely simple, although I guess the problem with that is how bulky they are all around so you might need to face it from the front to get real damage in
>>203238319about a week
>good evening
>>203238280he needs to go out there and use his bbc
>>203238318can you save me the time i've wasted on /brit/
>>203238318little too based for my liking
>>203238311One bite and it probably snaps your ankles
>>203238318gurgled with delight at this
>>203238340
so the yank hurricane was a nothing burger.
>>203238377we say nowt butty over here
>>203238377i tried to tell you this
>>203238377Watching some blokes chase the storm, seems pretty fun
gf called me a bum and basically gave me an ultimate to get off my ass or she'll leave me
>>203238377it already did some damage to Mexico I think
yeah it's a nothing burger... because i just ate it haha
>>203238397link?
>>203238407if she cant handle you at your worst she doesnt deserve you at your beastyou do you king
>>203238377Not even hit yet has it
>>203238425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZMHere
Someone give me a good film to watch.
im sick of woke /brit/
>>203238450cheers de lad
>>203238407Grim. She's a gold digger la
>>203238446https://www.windy.com/?27.230,-83.057,7
>>203238455rick an morty
>>203238455they call me trinity
>>203238455every episode of tales from the crypt is on youtube, here is a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDKGoXZonE8&list=PLXhyaOtvjvQZNFxE_SQBCMbSHwGEFYS7p&index=50
>>203238455Daisy's.. oh hang on
>>203238455watch that documentary about the rape twins and one gets amnesia, I forget what it's called
>>203238478Yeah exactly
whats kodak black doing during the hurricane
The French are so butthurt that they have an "English Doormat Academy" which gives awards to people who use the English language when they're supposedly "not supposed to"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_de_la_Carpette_anglaiseThis article is also really assmad and it violates NPOV:https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/AnglaisAnglo BULLS dominate KUCK FROGS aand you will never have the lingua franca again
>>203238520getting his pictures developed or something haha
>>203238507Just thought you would find it interesting, PAL.
whats kodak black doing in the impact zone
>>203238534Yeah they are a bit pathetic
>>203238537bahaha love that mate love that
mad how people still think things happen
>>203238538I did, thank you very much
Might legally change my name to Maria Ozawa Smith
>>203238534it's about mocking pedantic poofs who use english to give themselves an airvery much like frasier using french for no reason in his show
the french don't even have a word for entrepreneur
>>203238595like that freak in the last thread who called a picture of the hurrican an ominous visage
my arse...an ominous visage
my waifu is beautiful even doing a silly face
>>203238595Surprised English has "an air" in French
>>203238653ominous visage
>>203238653this is every single hot woman's sense of "humour"
Bored. Not tired enough to sleep but gonna watch asmr in bed
Do zoomoids post on 4chan using text to speech
steak in peppercorn sauce, crispy potatoes, fried eggs and avocado. really happy with my work here, first time doing a basic peppercorn sauce.this meal cost me around £4 to make.
>>203238656it's the corporate/tech language, pax americana and all that
>>203238680cant listen to girls do asmr without getting erect
>>203238685'n 'n
>>203238685dear oh dear
>>203238677yh
>>203238685>£4Hmmm no I doubt that, reckon it's more like £5
>>203238705saving this image to go along with my creepypasta
>>203238705Milton...
my wife's boyfriend is beating the shit out of my wife
>>203238757haha
>hot womanNigga's sexual awakening was A Bug's Life???
>>203238757order him a pizza from femboy pizza
>>203238725The steak was surprisingly cheap. I got around 450g from the butcher for £3.80. this was the bigger piece (asked him to cut it in two) so it's about £2.50 worth of steak. 300g of potatoes - 30p Half avocado - 50p2 eggs - 50p Rest small bits oil butter pepper garlic thyme etc all probably adds up to £1-1.50However much it costs it was amazing good value for money it costs like £15-20 minimum to eat like that outside. Didn't require too much effort or cooking.
>>203238806not bent but if this were my pizza boy id invite him inside for a tip if you get what im saying ahaha x
>>203238816>However much it costs it was amazing good value for money I meant it was good value for money. 'Amazing' was text predictor
might buy the silent hill 2 remake
>>203238882its woke
>>203238806keyed
>>203238889im woke
>>203238825>not bent butthings benders say
>>203238595I don't think you know what the word pedantic meansYour language sucks and it's losing in the free market
>>203238882lad shared a free link of it yesty https://www.skidrowreloaded.com/silent-hill-2-remake-rune/ dont buy woke games
>>203238889how?
>>203238949pretentious was more appropriate
>pirating gamesyou have to be brazilian, underage or on a spare pc to do that
>>203238978Or just a chad
really excited to eat a baked potato for dinner tonight
>>203238978alri todd
>>203238951what is woke about it?
>>203239005bit early to be thinking of dinner aint it
Just got me first pistol. Will be buying another Saturday.
>>203239063>shoot towards florida>hurricane chad blows the bullet back at you
>>203239063I'd love to own a gun but I know I'd end up shooting myself cause I'd hear it calling to me at night
Mumberg just told me to shut up. She's being really mean and nasty today.
brapomir pootin'
Pozz my fucking arsehole NOW, I’m woke you see
>>203239045besides the fact that its a cash grab demake toned down from the original vision in every way made for mordern audience bs? because /v/ told me so and thats good enough for me
>>203239077Shooting yourself is for boring bastards. I'd at least hop the border to North Korea or something of that nature
>>203239108Can't help it
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on. Dark Academia. Watch. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on. Time to lay off the weed, apps and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in me. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>203239108not if you shoot yourself in front of a bunch of school children, give them a nice redpill early on
>>203239132yh?
>>203239137Awful thing to say, I would never.
Russian police arrest a homosexualist
>>203239107if you actually want to enjoy video games you should stay far away from /v/, that board is just negative shit
leftypol forking over his allowance to the mandem for an N word passrorke getting his for free
>>203239158>that board is just negative shitspamming trannies who hate anything tasteful
>>203239155If that was in Shitain it would be a black and paki officer arresting Rorke for refusing to do the BLM fist (thus inciting violence)
>>203239155freaking zased
Next purchase will be a revolver like the wild west. I'm an old school man really, it would suit me.
mad there are literally thousands of working class english people being tortured by muslims in prisons right now all with full support of the british state
alright guys, Here to d a little night shift for you lads. How's it going?
if im tired all the time and have a sleep schedule that varies drastically day to day when should i go to sleep
>>203239126check the thrift shops you can find some good deals on nice clothes there if youre lucky
>>203239158thats why i filter all the tranny shit i dont like
>>203239215never, clearly. dont stop till you drop
>>203239202boomer
>>203239246for me it's joe mamma
>>203239155Not even the most conservative state in America would do this. A LGBT could go parade around in the most backwoods rural redneck town in Alabama and no one would do anything to stop him.
almost finished my jar of mustard at toil i should have re upped it the other week when i got the new jar of sauerkraut
>>203239246
>>203239292are you worried your coworkers might be dipping their bellends in your jar
>>203239288yeah because america is peak zog
been noticing the same/proxyfagging patterns
coming to the realisation that i need to have sex at some point in the short-to-medium term otherwise i may end up taking my own life
Italians are asleep right now. Don’t wake them
>>203239288ehwhat about that video of the guy in like oklahoma with the blm flag and dozens of people slowing down and talking to him from their cars on film
>>203239307i wasnt but i am a bit nowdo you think their knob would get a burn if they did that? could be a good lesson for them
>/BRIT/ in all capsis it even legal? never seen this before
>>203239329what do you think happens if you get even a the tiniest bit of mustard in your urethra?
>>203239341preach
>>203239329wont burn them if they get the office slag to slurp it off their bellend, right? reckon she's involved somehow too
SCRANTON, PA !
>>203239341bellowing
THANK YOU, SCROTUM !
>>203239357They make good reality anchors
>>203239341I like to think of all my opponents as formidable and highly skilled, that makes the victory even greater
the so called 'ranimals
>>203239353if it were a hot english probably painfulthe mustard i get is called australian mustard its kind of a middleground mustard>>203239355she doesnt like mustard she told me ive offered her a few times she doesnt like sauerkraut either shes probably a picky eater
>YOUR BENZ IS AMAZING!
>>203239357Is Scranton the next big soyjak to hit the sharty??
drinking pepsi max
i wonder what scran they serve at the rallies
Why doesn't James May go on this show?
>>203239387that poor lass, stop harassing her with your condiments
you know its a democracy when the presidential election is between the two most unpopular people in the country
>>203239387Imagine not liking sauerkraut and mustard
don't have mustard but i do have tabasco...
pretty pathetic the mental gymnastics people go through to try to convince others that theyre normal, especially when smartphone caneras exist, just pure waffling
ello chaps
here it is then. Weight, feel and looks wise I love it. I'll give it a try this weekend for shootin'
no longer claim anything i cant prove me
>>203239491Not British culture
>>203239490why did he do that
Most people don't know this but Enterprise is actually the best Star Trek series. It filtered many plebs.
Season 3 where they go into the Expanse to find the Xindi is particularly kinographic.
>>203239513I took this photo wearing my british DPM parka
>>203239513alright sorry, here's the new spoon I got for stirring tea
>>203239491Who are you gonna kill?
>>203239564>>203239567Thanks
cant sleep but to bored to go anything :(
mad world
>>203239567was thinking of getting a new spoon for tea from the tea shop but they are charging $3 for the bamboo and $9 for the steel
theres a mouldy jar of cream cheese in the fridge from when one of the girls ate it twice 6 months ago but no we all need to draw attention to and focus on the sauerkraut and the mustardits like im working in an office of children honestly
>>203239583wonder which war? war of the roses perhaps?
>>203239567This reminds me of that Mitchell and Webb skit where they are trying to make a bigger spoon but they can't. It was funny.
mental how the human penis can fit in>a dog>a cat>a cow>a deer>a sheep>a goat>a cheetah>a lioness>a chimpanzee>a bonobo>an orangutanand yet it's illegal to fuck all of these
Jet fuel can melt steel beams under ideal conditions and it will soften them significantly under way less than ideal conditions
>>203239607maybe you're the only one who notices its moldy. have you notified the owner? anyone? you can take action yourself, you know. speaking of children
I don't think George Bush did 9/11 but he probably liked it
For Halloween you should watch A Warning To The Curious.Very spooky film and it is British.
>>203239607>mouldy jar of cream cheesecorrrr corrrr
>>203239633mental how a bullet can fit in>your skulland yet it's illegal for me to put it there
tony blair did 9/11
>>203239633Mad how you're allowed to eat half of those but fuck none of them
self driving cars need to hurry up and get made desu
done a great british poo
>>203239668also he was on The Simpsons once
>>>/mlp/41499843>>>/mlp/41499843>>>/mlp/41499843>>>/mlp/41499843>>>/mlp/41499843HOLY SHIT
women are gross
Mad this debate about the kosher and halal meat as if the slaughter is the cruelest part of industrial meat production
>>203239664come and have a go then if you think you're hard enough
>>203239708>ponut
>>203239646ill let them know about it when they stop calling me sauerkraut guy
>>203239708BASED
thinking of becoming a virulent racist
There is one part in A Warning To The Curious where they find this old phonograph and it plays a recording of this old British man who was a sorcerer who summoned demons and he laughs about how the demons can rip people apart and he has a spooky voice.
>>203239708couldn't see it, and I know my way around some twilly ponut
>>203239708i dont get it. what am i looking at?
is vag kosher?
hnnnnnnnnnng femboy hoarse... donut...
>>203239802
>>203239708Oh no wait I get it now>>203239780She has a weird mark on her and that's meant to be a last second ms paint level censor because someone drew her vag and ass on her
lol jacob hersant got jailed
>>203239732man of inaction
Did you know that in the Bible there was a person named Bar-Jesus, but he was not the real Jesus; he was somebody else, not Christ Jesus the Lord. He is in the book of Acts. He was a false prophet and a sorcerer and he was controlling the Roman proconsul. Paul goes to Cyprus and he preaches to the Roman proconsul. The proconsul becomes a Christian. The false prophet Bar-Jesus goes blind and flees.
can you imagine being on tons of psychedelics and reading a catyank post would flip my nut
Mad how Jews are real or not depending on whom you ask
>>203239852
mental how 2000 years some jews wrote a book saying to worship a jew and jews are god's chosen people and 2000 years retard non-jews actually believe it
hnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZqtw7_WMbA&list=PLfx2in7QXbtvNLZIXNm9NQkpRyie_bN-J
indians in canada shit in a bag then throw it in the riverhttps://x.com/PPC4Liberty/status/1844022877525529068
>>203239863Are these non-jews in the room with you right now?
>>203239864let's try and keep it 2D okay lad?
>>203239884*raises foreskin*
>Six-year-old boy dies days after brutal baseball bat beating in Connecticut
>>203239864This is where pints come from
>>203239833Also it reminded me of Lord of the Rings where the King of Rohan is manipulated by Wormtongue who whispers lies in his ear.
>>203239879Is there anything wrong with throwing food into the river?
>>203239879dont want to defend them but there's literally no proofcould have been a schizo just going up to strangers who cant even speak english and making claims out of nowhere
>Dog drowns after being tied to fence during hurricane
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGAGNAnan
>>203239921Care way more about this than Sandy Hook
>>203239921l thought they saved it?
>>203239921we need a bradley laughing image
>>203239939corr would plap
>>203239939um
The US not really doing much to dispel the view from the rest of the world that their political system consists largely of incredibly wealthy people manipulating incredibly stupid people.
>>203239844why
>>203239984as YHWH intended
>>203239939Sacked tranny unmasked
>>203239989YA IDIOT
>>203239984dunno what planet you're from but that's every country on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A85fmVMeY4
Love women, beer, sloppa and guns
>>203240024touch grass
In Star Wars (Legends Expanded Universe) there was a sentient canine species called Klatoonians. They had faces like dogs but they stood upright and they were sentient like humans, Twi'leks, Rodians, and so on.
bane?
money is the one thing men and women can't compromise onif you don't have the same approach to money it won't work out
>>203240024and hurricanes LOLOLOLAWROLOAWJNAWHASHBDASHUUJEAW
Americans hate sex because they still retain some vestiges of their puritan settler mindset.Living in the wild, you'll most certainly love your gun, while at the same time look down on women who look attractive, since they would be seen as planting the seeds of lust and therefore fracturing the community, which in that time was pretty much deadly.That mindset survives to this day.
>>203239916it was on /pol/ so it has to be true
>>203240038>Klatooniansnot as cute and dog like as l was hoping
>>203240038Were they in kotor
>>203240050was just saying this down at the tired cliche pub
Klatoonians love mauling human babies
>>203240039Bane in Batman and Darth Bane in Star Wars had a lot of things in common.>big guys (for you)>bald>very smart and cunning>able to tolerate extreme levels of pain and keep fighting>very muscular and strong>wear a mask (sometimes, but later Darth Bane got rid of his mask)
>>203239833>>203239910shut up go away
requesting the cat gore webms
>>203240080No but they were in the books such as the Fate of the Jedi series.
>>203240042Money, kids, personal values, etcList goes on actually. It’s easier to find things you cant blow over than things you can.
>>203240112no, not in this thread
The last night of the fairFrom a seat on a whirling waltzerHer skirt ascends for a watching eyeIt's a hideous trait on her mother's sideFrom a seat on a whirling waltzerHer skirt ascends for a watching eyeIt's a hideous trait on her mother's sideAnd though I walk home aloneI might walk home aloneBut my faith in love is still devout
>>203240099For me, it’s Darth Bandon
>>203240123was just saying this down at the bar
Mad how Trump literally pretended to be shot
Fuck nuggets!
Just saw a conspiracy theory posted outside of /x/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWIgeuYoWJ4
anyone here ever bellowed into the wind
gonna suck off a black nigger in my car in the loading docks behind coles in wyong tonight
All that american gun shite is really homoerotic. I find americans in general are closeted, they're like white muslims
surely blacks go to their own shops in oz ay senpai lets go to colesjust doesnt sound right. there has to be a budget minded or more hood rich sounding store for them
>>203240236>i'm not seething>i'm not seething
>>203240249owned that jealous mental case
listening to the talk tuah podcast
get it made
They're taking their third and final shot at God Emperor Trump.
Yank replies with a homoerotic image, literally cannot make it up
>>203240306mad how quickly his bullet wound healed up.
>>203240322pretty easy to clean up a ketchup packet
Sadly, this was your life
>pretty easy to clean up a ketchup packet
>>203240374you're from the surilie vineyards aren't youyou're from the surilie vineyards aren't youyou're from the surilie vineyards aren't you
kodak black spotted smoking weed in the hurricane storm shelter
>>203240443need to get a time machine and shag every bradley from every decade
>>203238009
>>203240534tsss
unable to sleep without listening to somethingif I'm left alone with my thoughts in bed I just start worrying and regretting everything and dreading the future
>>203240534yeah gorillas are cool
gorillas with scattitude
fuck off jap rat
>>203240588
drinking prime
Might go to /b/ to forage for wanking material
there's a pic floating around of Amy Rose saying "sorry Sonic but I'm human cock only now" and she's wearing a bikini
Dankey kang
got a free step ladder from work
need to clean this flat good and proper. Just don't have it in me though
Would stopping drinking for a few days help my diarrhea?
>>203240695yeah
>>203240699Are you a doctor?
>>203240707yeah
With this character's death, the ties of fate have been severed. Do you still wish to continue in this doomed existence?
>>203240716yeah
>>203240716
>>203240731Yeah?
>>203240739yeah
>>203240749Is it yeah?
Nice thread retards
>>203240761yeah it is
Farting into my bedsheets
>>203240766Oh yeah it is
>>203240788>>203240788nouveau
>>203240774That's how Hitler commited suicide
