I'm dying right now aaahhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIjyt8FbXfo
who wants to see it
>>203240788a frank, 2 gauls and a norman
>>203240797>>203240812>>203240814>>>/cum/
>>203240814tim NO
need an italian gf lads
>>203240814show it
>>203240827dirty brown sicilian eyes
yum yum yumfood in my tum
>>203240826>>203240836>>203240844>>203240846>>>/cum/
>>203240841beautiful kind hearted soulful doe eyes
>>203240827why's that lad
>>203240851show it
>>203240851*pins to /brit/*
its up
>>203240860>>203240864>>203240874>>>/cum/canadausamexicogo back
australian is going to freak out that he's getting grouped with the cum lads
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xc_9cuwN1IEsurprising video
>>203240860I pine
>>203240882show it
>>203240882>>203240851>>203240821cope on rorke we're letting the milton refugees and theres NOTHING you can do about it
>>203240882had more full english breakfasts than you've had hot dinners my very silly, goose-ish and immature friend
fuck limmy gonna do?
>>203240893it's all good banter lad nothing to stress about
>>203240922yanks dont understand banter, lad, you must be new here. yanks. foreign to me. utterly foreign in their ways
>>203240904>>203240907>>203240922>>203240927post italian girls
so excited for tonightgot a step ladder to get home and a baked potato to make for dinner
I HEARD YERR A RACIST NOW MOUSEY
>>203240940>baked potatonice, what you having on it?
they come to our general for british posters because they hate theirs
wonder if dtfic has ever had sex
yanks don't understand banter because americans understand "roasting" people, which has a more harmful edge
>we're letting in ALL the milton refugees
its actually kind of sad how much of a loser you are, sending prayers your way x
>>203240953you're right, now show it
>>203240939hate this cunt
>>203240953they dont hate theirs, theyre just incredibly boringlike the mousenonce schizo secretly gets all giddy whenver mousey turns up because theyre the most interesting posts he will see all week
Me Timothy James Byrne in my rented thread in /brit/ on the international board of the website 4chan.org on the 10th of October 2024.
l smell really bad and my bed sheets smell really bad reckon if a woman entered this room she would pass out
>the mousenonce schizo secretly gets all giddy whenver mousey turns up what
>>203241007ktim
>>203240997marge
>>203241007don't think being alone with a passed out woman in your room is safe for her. hopefully she had a chaperone
>>203240950bu'er sour cream chives green onion chewner
>>203240997good lad
Every single central Cee song I listen to is the worst song I've ever heard
>>203241029evil idiot
goodness youre trying really hard today to fit in huh.
have been noticing the samefagging/proxyfagging patterns
The closest thing Britain has to a public intellectual is charlie brooker
>>203241016what
>>203241060just looking out for the lady
googling 'how to clean my flat' because i don't know how. tragic
Jarvis analyze my poo for samefagging/proxyfagging patterns
>>203241079what if I sold ad space in my posts during the high traffic peak /brit/ hours
>>203241091we all have to start somewhere lad
>>203241091no shame in it
>>203241079richard ngo?
>>203241056cRap is all the same
Time is like a flat circle /brit/
>>203241079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI
reckon theres only about five real posters one being me one being the canadian unfortunately one of the americans is real and 2 real brits the rest are ai and/ or federal agents
>>203241091go room by room start on the outside work your way to the middle
thoughts?
if i were smart i would actually be a fed since i would be getting paid to waste time here
>>203241161somehow makes cute girls cringe and gay
it's just newsit's just news
>>203241174
>>203241174charge your phone you runt
Absolutely refuse to read books by women or foreigners or poofters. I'll only read a book after confirming its author is a heterosexual man primarily of English, Scottish or Welsh descent.
>>203241079you're a public homosexual
>>203241207>women or foreigners or pooftersall me
a while ago someone asked about you favourite beatles song and I didn't answer because I didn't have an answer but I just remembered elanor rigby so that's my answer
>>203241161it's a lot easier to just look at images of the characters on gelbooru
>>203241126baffling that this is still how they present every single story, beat for beat. hate the sodding news
>>203241109That's a bit too intellectual
>>203241221terrible pick. stupid clown. mong. spastic. you should be ashamed of yourself.
pray for the levant
i love swedish boys xx
trying to remember if the shop opens at 5 or 6
pray for palletline and the ukr rain
hope we all drown and the storm kills us xx
need suedi boy now
>>203241315homo
>>203241309this is why we are fat, so the winds don't blow us away
>>203241315Who's your favourite? Do you like other kinds of boys too?
>>203241398i laugh at your assumption
>>203241422it was an accusation
>>203241450
>>203241450i refuse to believe that this is dangerously cheeky
>>203241422retard accusation of what all i said i love swedish boys
Still waiting on this hurricane to get serious
>>203241276Why does that guy have a Vietnamese last name btw?
>>203241481only a 12 must be pretty tame>>203241479can confirm that website is no longer valid
>>203241434retard
>>203240997This show bodied your entire country retard
>>203241488It's over. It never will. It was, and it pains me to say it - a nothing burger
l like the trigger warnings
>>203241409only like suedi sorry
>>203241488>1488the fire rises
putting a poo in a blender
Racism pisses me off
>>203241479wait nah look at the shadow. NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!!!
>>203241488Hasnt it been downgraded again?
Just once in my stupid shit incel life I want to witness a biblical phenomena, something so massive and powerful it doesn't even qualify as a weather event but an act of the universe itself, something that forces people to believe in god
wtf roy chubby brown is still alive AND touring
replying to self as drunkly as can
>>203241508I don't get the slide show
In bed hiding under the sheets
In 2003, Vasey was fined £200 in Blackpool for assaulting a heckler by pulling him from his seat, dragging him across the floor and proceeding to attack him with a golf umbrella. Brown later claimed, "I just wanted the man to stop swearing and being abusive in front of women and children who were on the pier."[22]In 2009, Vasey was charged with assaulting a 21-year-old pregnant woman in a supermarket car park, but acquitted after the judge ruled due to the "poor quality of the CCTV footage, we are not convinced beyond reasonable doubt that Mr Vasey is guilty of the offence".[23]
>>203241548Yes But it might still cause a minor amount of damage to Orlando Really nothing terrible happened and everyone is disappointed
Me with the bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpszD69mnUk
>>203241587does this bloke have the best solicitors in the world
I hate modern lumber
swedish boy need
>>203241630bunged the judge 50 quid
>>203241612thats not you and thats not your bird
>>203241540nigger
Brits love their Netflix
>>203241635its gone woke
What's the deal with whales not being able to breathe underwater but unable to live on land?
i love suedi
Emma Watson having a bowel movement into my open mouth.
sunderland till i die
>>203241719finally a good fucking post
Gn bongs, i will see Paul McCartney next week
Still thinking about that /brit/ thread OP about pigs being able to survive off eating shit So it would be possible for a human to do it too if a woman produced shit with proper nutrients The thread was days ago and I keep thinking about that it's just such an interesting idea I wonder if any human has tried surviving off shit before
>>203241730Good night, enjoy.
just got to get through today and then the next 60ish years.
>>203241646proof?
>>203241719she's of age now i thought this would end..
Why are they like this
l'm gonna do it. l'm gonna shower
>>203241743ktim
WAHEEYYY IT FRIDAY LADS
>>203241758mmmhhh timmy getting all wet and slippery
>>203241732Only one way to find out.
>>203241766lad...
>>203241756...did people think the actor was actually the character and needed to be banned instead of just finding someone else?
soup tonight which kind should i make?
>>203241776have yourself a tomato soup with a cheese toasty
fuck me i cant sleep woke up and started thinking about things now im on my phone might as well have a wank while im at it even though i hate women
>>203241776goulash
>>203241775>…reddit
>>203241775People get angry at actors when the character they play does something bad mateActors who's characters kill other characters often get spammed with hate mail and threatsmind boggling how dumb some cunts areto be fair though, why the fuck was he talking about a paramilitary insurgency at a fucking Mcdonalds event lmao
>>203241827yes homemade but cheese toastie i will try sounds v fun
Bring it back!
*thanks the thread*
cant sleepgot jet lag
Housing market has gotten so bad I saw people squatting in the gym
>>203241896https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9dcf825d-e666-4b1c-aef3-72f71cfd52bf
>it’s still warm anon
>>203241840i have no paprika :<
>>203241918>P.U. bitch did you order it with anchovies? Smells like fish in here
the yanks wouldn't survive 5mins in the uk with the amount of wind and rain we get
Right l'm pretty sure there's a shop near that opened at 5. l'm off for energy drinks and snacks you lads want anything?
>>203241918mm pusy
>>203241941I'll give you that one
>>203241918always hated how close the pizza is...
chatgpt is fucking shit lately. i swear it's getting dumber
>>203241944piece of poo
>>203241944A clue
>>203242061someone make a /brit/ specific soyjak of this
And you say we aren’t based
im so fucking horny for sex
>>203242108Yeah gay sex lol
>>203242114no hetero sex with a cute girl
>>203242114here's your aussie gay sex
finna tuck into some fembussy
i need dark suedi
rate my sunset the other day
mental that if coal and oil didn't exist we'd still be throwing poo out the window
Want to book a doctors appointmentLook up GP's in my townLiterally all rated 2-3 stars'kin 'ellthink I will actually just be better off looking it up myself online
Reyt come on now, who keeps breaking into my house at night and smacking me in the eye? Taking piss
>>203242242How long do you have to wait to see a GP
>>203242191take it to reddit
>>203242263Haven't been in about a decade, but from what I remember it was a few weeks
>>203242253you got pissed last night and hit your eye
>>203242307no i didnt
>>203242347Are you sure you haven't got a stye?
>>203242359maybe idk. feels like someone smacked me though
>>203242425Sorry haha all me
I'm ready for war.
I up early
Need to drink more water
>>203242485water is too cold
>>203242127oh yeah thats the stuff
>>203242485something stopping you?
Are children cute?
We need conscription. 18 months service.
>>203242545no they're cruel all cute things are cruel
>>203242545
>>203242553*doesn't do it*what are you gonna do? fuck all
>>203242534No
>>203242569You go to jail for saying the word paki you think they won’t jail you for avoiding conscription?
>>203242569I already did 4 years.
>>203242545not as cute as the cz-p10c for 380 dollars
>>203242569You'd be exempt because of gout.
>>203242606Just spend a hundred more and buy a Glock 43 you broke ass
>>203242618I'll get one of those too, it's not money i just collect things from different countries.
>>203242652things designed to kill other people yeah
sorry babe, I'm married to /brit/
>>203240788Is 20 centimeters considered big for a penis? I have it and If it's average because the only girl I ever dated said that's average
>An Army officer cadet who was driving back to Sandhurst was found with a fatal gunshot wound after he failed to get into his preferred regiment, an inquest has heard.
just speedran a wank there
>>203242685...............yh but actually all sorts of things. Got a couple soviet watches on the way
>>203242731international average, not including "self reported", is 5.5 inches/14cmSlightly higher for southern Frenchoids and slightly lower for chinese, but not to some meme race fetish degreet. penis size expert
time to smoke
stop blogging about guns here you freak
>>203242753I have a Czechoslovak military surplus overcoat
>>203242815me too >>203242798Alright I will
>>203242815does it ever get cold enough in 'straya for overcoats
bellend is getting Dangerously Cheesy™
>>203242850fucking racist>arr rook same
>>203242850Probably in the outback at nightdeserts do rapidly drop in temperature
I only respect Tasmanians.
>not a single french ittLmao
right i'm off to toil. Might jump out the window haha nah just joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x24qP3sjrvw
Places I'd live in Straya 1, Tas2. Perth 3, Small town Victoria
>>203242862weird post
>>203242898which state you in?
>>203242898perth is the only respectable option
oh wait I only just noticed it was an NZ flag, sorry its kinda hard to tell on my potato phone screen
Fucking blimey innit lads
>>203242907Oregon
>>203242898why would you live in perthseems desolate even for oz standards
big bowl of 'rridge currently on the boil
The bull on the family farm is basically a big red mass of pure muscle with testicles the size of oblong coconuts. Damn thing could flip over a Sherman tank if it wanted to. We're actually afraid to put heifers in the same field with him until they reach a certain size because he could hurt them if he tried to ride them.
>>203242938Hope you aren't living in Portland lad...
>>203242939Desolate isn't so bad. Only bad thing about being desolate is that it is more pricey. I love Perth's geography but it does seem pretty damn hot. I'm sure the people are better than Australia's other big cities so I could make it work. I have family in Florida and when I visit them I adapt to the hot weather in 2 weeks or so
>>203242877we still have ~50 posts ye of little faith
>>203242988I am not at the moment but I probably will move back there next year, it isn't so bad, quite cozy really.
>>203243003What makes you sure the people are better there?
>>203243023yeah if you like homeless people and leftypol druggies
I had a nightmare that serious ill befell me in Scarborough
just rolled over and farted
New laptop arrived todayGoing to miss this current one, been with me for 7 years now
f*cking cathys hole while her mum eats it off my knob
>>203243105stick your willy in its usb port
>>203243109>cathys*catberg's
>>203243044Dont particularly like them but not scared of them either I'm a big man. Hate normies more than hobos really
>>203243126Can't, my willard isn't compatible with the ports, I have to get an adapter
>>203243044are chud druggies better?
Watching BMBF porn, studying the wild negroes in the act of mating with each other
reckon a pop star has ever written a love song about a soyboy?
Choose deanoboxes. Choose terraced houses. Choose Pakistani rape gangs. Choose the male suicide epidemic. Choose Amazon fulfilment wageslavery. Choose traveling to work on an overcrowded bus. Choose Just Eat, ASOS hauls, betting shopps and Greggs. Choose roundabouts. Choose industrial estates. Choose anal sex. Choose corner shops, spice addicts and humanities graduates working in bars. Choose the home ownership crisis, choose historical revisionism and ethnomasochism. Choose modern feminism, social media and Tinder. Choose trannies, masks and social distancing. Choose ITV daytime competitions. Choose post-industrial wastelands. Choose zero contract shift workers. Choose obsessive NEET loners stuck in their Mum's spare room. Choose standing about in the job centre. Choose First Bus. Choose the clash of working class pleb culture and the privately educated upper class. Choose rainy walks with the dog. Choose the exodus to London. Choose identity politics. Choose Primark. Choose retail work. Choose high rents. Choose boomer resentment. Choose ethnic replacement. Choose isolation. Choose hookup culture. Choose brand identity. Choose leased Fiat 500 Abarths. Choose Gogglebox, Love Island, and evening footie.Choose Britain.
>>203243109kys gingernonce
saw some jeans i really liked at the shops but the only sizes they had left were 30 and 36, and i'm a 32-34, VERY annoying
>>203243240
>>203243191dont really exist unless you count stim addicts
>>203243267you cant tell me every meth head is leftypol
>>203243254jean shrimpton and jean reno for mesex sex sex
Soviet deportation of fascist Baltoids was supremely based.
would rather live in the worst behaved white part of america than the best behaved diverse area
Reading Catherine Hubbard's obituary on findagrave makes me want to skin that cunt gingerpedo alive. What a horrible tragedy that happened to such an innocent soul, the memory of whom is besmirched by a necrophile pederast. Poor girl.
>>203243297>deportationto where?
just spent the last 15 minutes telling microsoft I dont want to send them data or sign up for extra shitffs,computer hasn't eve properly started yet and i'm already getting ads and being asked for personal info
>>203243308what if 'worst behaved' meant really gay
>>203243297You are Jewish
>>203243338am quite flamboyant myself so long as its not deliverance im sound
>>203243360*sets grinder to alabama*
>Avoids kike usury>Scares the landlord kikes>Makes roasties & liberals uncomfortable>Enrages the boomer>Lives rent-free amongst richfag urbanites and immigrants>leeches off the beast system>makes wagies clean up his literal shit>reminder to postmodern man of how simple life could be Why am I supposed to hate homeless chads again?
Picture this lads:It’s late spring or Summer the afternoon glow hits your pintglass as you pick it up and take a sip of your cool lager (or ale)You’re sitting around a table of mates, everyone’s in good spirits.Mental how man has already invented serenity but only a select few countries seem to have figured it out
Bonjour à tous !
reckon frenchlad’s deliberately avoiding this thread to spite us
mad how the trick to getting away with being a drug dealer is to not look like a drug dealer (don't have tattoos and wear hoodies or expensive watches and gold chains and designer sunglasses)
>>203243422also probably helps not to announce it on the internet mate
>>203243422YeahNever understood why criminal tats didn't die off, they make it far likely you get caughtsure it proves your "loyalty" to the group, but what fucking use is that if you're in prison instead of on the outside earning money and expanding the territory
don't understand why people wear gold chains, it's extremely gaudy, a necklace with a tasteful pendant is ok though
>>203243447i'm not a dealer but i can still spot one from a mile away, it's no wonder they get caught
running the numbers on investment properties and it's all adding up ladsgoing to buy some dogshit studio apartment and rent it to jeets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63FeKeXudFU
>>203243498shout us a beer lad?
>>203243524of course lad courtesy of sukhdik uberjeetcheers
not clicking that i can just tell it's gimp music
>>203243600>>203243600
largest holding in my portfolio is up 142% from a year agovery goodif I had a lot of money available to invest to start with this might have made a decent difference, but with he amount I invested and therefore profited, I maybe bought myself retirement 1 year sooner
Wtf I broke the elevator now it doesn't move and the door won't open
>>203243635cor shout us a beer lad
my fat tummy's rumblingmethinks it could be time to rise from my pit
>>203243652US A BEER LAD
what an incredibly slow edition of /brit/
FIVE MINUTESfive minutes without a postgoodness gracious
>>203243827>>203243905bit blind are we?>>203243609
>>203243945I already acknowledged my SILLY error lad >>203243920
