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potato knishes edition
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Brits can't maintan a society.
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>>203257473
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I hope Mousey is alright. I never got a chance to tell him that I enjoyed his inane musings and Family Guy images.
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catberg snuggling up to me
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reading about the muslim invasions of rome and iran
feel sick
sick to the pits of my stomach
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rorkes skull calipers getting impounded by customs
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mousenonce was a schizo tornado that blew away a lot of posters with his spam
he is gone but the damage is irreversible
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>>203257815
Odd thing to say
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>>203260102
Mad innit how we used to fight to keep them out because we KNEW that they were bad news
Now we just invite them in
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I haven't eaten in two days due to toothache what should I eat now?
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just got called flid in millets
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>>203260095
lovely stuff lets see catberg?
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Mousenonce is never “gone” unfortunately, he’s a cancer who will keep coming back
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And the disabled, what shall be done with them?
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>>203260095
bit gay
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mousey brings the light
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>>203260126
Get yoself a big ol 'gotothafuckindentistnigga' samwich NYUGGUH!
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feel bad for people with small willies
mine's normal and i still have zero confidence can't imagine what i'd be like if i also had a little knob
would probably kms
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mouseberg used to love this one
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the legs
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Swear the comments section of political article on the Beeb these days is just of petit bourgeois drones

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0l19j9jgko
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Ah yes
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by hitler's hammer you shall be avenged
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>>203260148
He's a far far far FAR better poster than you
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>>203260209
got a long knobule me but its comically thin
posted it on soc once and people said the image was manipulated
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How do you feel about the fact that Israel is currently shooting at and bombing Irish UN forces in Lebanon?
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>>203260229
looking good there la
some well-weathered crocs
just imagine the exciting adventures youve had together
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IDF just attacked my bollocks
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need to buy some crocs
my slides are worn down completely
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For me, it's booking 2 weeks holiday then handing my notice in the day before I'm due to go.
>b-but handover
>w-we need a knowledge sharing session
>can I just have 5 minutes before you-
Let me stop you there, I'm off on my holibobs. Got a problem take it up with.. well that's up to you. Ta ta!
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>>203260102
mad how that entire religion is basically just a billion people called mo following the words of "autistic nonce warlord jesus" and we're expected to NOT be sceptical or suspicious of it
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>>203260236
They're an odd bunch
I wonder what the decision making process is for choosing to enable comments on some articles
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>>203260272
thought they would have went for the foreskin first desu
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>>203260238
Hitler's only mistake was not wiping out england from the map.
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>>203260244
You don’t even believe that yourself lol
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the listen
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>>203260200
yeah that's not a real sandwich sorry
try again
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>Jews attacking UN troops

Errr
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miss the uni days when it'd be your turn to trim all the lads pubes before a night out
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>>203260237
why are they like this? why do they go out of their way to be evil
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>>203260237
What's the fucking point in UN peacekeepers if they just run into their bunkers when there's violence
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>>203260293
Did your parents flee Germany after they were going to be arrested for Nazi war crimes?
Or are you another brown Latin man who LARPs as a white supremacist?
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>>203260300
I really really REALLY do
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>>203260283
I'm a big fan of being unreasonably rude and direct with people in the office
>thats not my problem
>Im not paid enough to do that
>not my responsibility to fix your rota
>im telling you im not asking, im going on holiday
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>>203260261
revenge for being scapegoated
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oh my
days
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>>203260343
Nah, I just hate anglos. Not personal of course.
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So when Israel drops asbestos and white phosphorus and depleted uranium on Gaza's child refugee centres, nobody cares
But fire a few bullets at Irish soldiers and the world loses their mind
Make it make sense. Pure racism.
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>>203260283
Don't think you can do that
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>>203260315
The Holocaust exempts them from any wrongdoing
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>>203260368
This is the kind of cope people pull when they realise nobody likes them anyway lmfao
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Only 4 people died in most dangerous storm in 100 years of America

What a joke
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>>203260404
Odd lil monkey fella
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>>203260343
he hates brits because we hate nonce like him (he posts cp)
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Is it autism to watch the same rotation of 5-6 series over and over.
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remember when that greek zoomer spastic on here was so confused at the idea of meeting people in a pub who might give good advice he demanded to hear examples for the chad socialite millenials
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gibraltar rorke with the bold and beautiful browline
indestrcutible to punches
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Hilarious how SN painted himself into a corner with his shite LARP and then got banned for CP to finish it off
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forgot to pack a fork in with my lunchbox so I was sat in my car eating pasta with my hands and some salespeople saw me. I'm not doing anything to help IT people-normie relations.
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>>203260455
Nobody does that
You live in a phantasie
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I only go in chain pubs and I keep to myself. Don't smoke just sit and sip.
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>>203260437
You're right, and I made peace with that reality many years ago
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>>203260455
Remember when the only piece of wisdom you could recall receiving from Gazfucius was about as useful as a fucking fortune cookie?
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carry on my gayward bummm
there'll be wee when you are done
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Insane how the Internet Archive is getting DDoS'd over some Israel-Palestine bullshit
So sick of this inane conflict on the other side of the world infiltrating literally everything
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>>203260495
I mean if you're there by yourself obviously you're not smoking as the moment you go out for a smoke you'd lose your seat.
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>>203260477
am i supposed to know what SN is now, is this a new fantasy character you've added to your /brit/ roster
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>>203260477
The fact he's not here means he actually did get banned completely on his pass
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>>203260437
is that why you act the way you do on here
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>>203260533
Why's that happening?
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>>203260534
I try and sit outside in all weathers because I prefer it outside
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>>203260477
When? I've not posted in 9 months
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>>203260550
Tbh yes lol
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>>203260455
who was that?
you mean the irish flag greek commie?
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Crazy how Spaino gets banned and 90% of the shit posts stop
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>>203260539
There's no shame in being new, but wind your neck in sunshine
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>>203260523
No but I remember you spending the next hour whigging out with unfunny reddit tier sarcasm nobody responded to. Dont project your lonely, isolated zoomer upbringing on to others
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>>203260533
bullshit mate
>literally who hacker group
>twitter account created earlier this year
>claims to be from russia
>pro palestine
its israeli/american feds
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>>203260533
>over some Israel-Palestine bullshit
100% a smokescreen
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mad how it's quite easy to tell someone's IQ from what they list to
anyone listening to mumble rap or grime is comfortably <90
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>>203260618
>No but
Ah but you do
I'll give you another chance though
What wisdom have you received from the Oracle of Madri?
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You can always tell when SN is posting about himself because he calls himself "Spaino"
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>>203260576
>I just don't like sittin' inside no more.
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>>203260652
lil zoomer bro can't comprehend having a balanced, healthy social life he DEMANDS to know what it entails.
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>>203260648
Struggling to interpret this graph :S
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what cool tourist destinations have they got in Palestine and Lebanon anyway? anywhere worth visiting when the war's over?
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why are jewish people so comically evil
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>>203260315
do these anti semites know for a fact it was deliberate shooting? no, they don't, because an investigation hasn't taken place. so tweeting this out is irresponsible and nearing blood libel
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fancy a coffee, but it's also just far too late in the day for one
another cow-pat strewn on the path of my life
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>he's so broken he doesn't even know what good advice from your elders is
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>>203260717
based lil wayne enjoyer
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>>203260697
I accept your concsssion, and I fucked your nan
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>>203260727
they blew it all up for islamic woke
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Decided I'm not going to start dressing better. I'm happy being a runt. I'm actually going to start dressing edgier and grungier, bit like a rockstar and start shagging. How do I do this without looking like a child? I will wear denim jackets, I won't wear converse.
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>>203260120
Yeah, odd of me to point out but not odd that you can't maintain a society, right?
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Might go to the shop, you lads want anything?
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God I want to bully americans so much
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>>203260745
Get yourself a jar of decaf. I have one for precisely this reason.

Doesn't taste quite as nice but better than nothing.
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Why, on God's Good Earth, does she make such fake and strained smiles? You can see the veins in her neck about to pop. It looks ridiculous and a bit like she has gone insane, which we all know she already has.
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>he thinks everybody spent their youth in a dark smelly bedroom wanking to belle delphine bath water and playing fortnite
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>>203260769
See >>203260120
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>>203260774
love a tight
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>>203260315
so fuckjng what. another 20 trillion to israel
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>>203260792
bag of maoam pinballs
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>>203260806
keep it on tattle.life next time
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Man When Roobs wore normal formal things instead of whatever ugly dress she usually wears
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>>203260806
She needs a good fucking, preferably from Rorke
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>>203260809
spent my youth doing drugs and it's just as bad as that
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>>203260806
mallardlad wouldve loved this
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>>203260806
It's a dark academia sort of look
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>>203260765
reminds me of that buddha
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saw a lad almost 30, probably late 20s wearing new balance trainers. grim. looked like a child.
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Watching random old videos while I knit and was comforted by the thought that no matter how bad my knitting (facing some struggles with my current project, have had to frog and re-knit both the collar and the hem), the end result will never be the level of embarrassing that is Roobee in her ”sailor collar”.
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>>203260806
please somebody feed her animal products
you're watching someone wasting away
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Popped the poo barm in the air fryer
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some 60 year old twice divorced man with Alzheimer's who reeked of cigarettes gave me a jewel of wisdom while seven pints deep that "money *coughs up flehm and blood while pissing himself* isn't everything, y'know mate?"

these zoomer yung-uns just letting all this advice go to waste. tis a pity.
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>>203260745
bin work off tomorrow, now you can stay up all night. you're going to head down to that one coffee shop and make some memories that will last you a lifetime.
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just voted lads
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>>203260862
yeah but at least you actually went outside and had friends even if just for a moment. The zoomer in this thread doesn't even theoretically understand that life.
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>>203260895
Nice try
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>>203260895
oh yeah?
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>>203260907
have a latte. have two.
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>>203260898
>(facing some struggles with my current project, have had to frog and re-knit both the collar and the hem)
Oh please please someone ask to see some of my knitting "projects" Pleeeaasseee!!

God I hate women
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How come there's no triple lock for the minimum wage?
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>>203260933
looked like a right fag lol, massive fucking disabled shoes at his age
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VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS
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>>203260811
Yeah, odd of me to point out but not odd that you can't maintain a society, right?
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>>203260970
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>>203260895
He needs an outfit that contextualises the man wearing it. Unfortunately for a lot of Zillennials the "t-shirt, trainers and jeans" look DOES accurately contextualize them.
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You have to have a pretty high IQ to appreciate the complexities of Halloween III: Season of the Witch
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>>203260956
alright don't go fucking mental now
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>>203260906
A 60 year old in the same trade as you, starting off as an apprentice, and him with 40 years experience? Yeah, he can tell you a lot about what to expect, from managers, pay, conditions, ups and downs, because he lived it.

All jokes aside, I cannot believe you do not understand this. You are so divorce from reality you can't fathom this scenario, that plays out every friday night after work in every wetherspoons in the country.
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Ruby's tips for romanticising your life:
Add purple prose to your to-do list. (You will not be able to fit this in your PONKERPOD TIFTEA planner, which was JANUINELY designed by Ruby to suit all of her needs, HONNASTLEEE.)
Never be yourself. Always pretend you are AMMA WATSYON other people.
Avoid arranging your wardrobe in any kind of practical layout and instead organise it like the storage cupboard in a fancy dress costume shop, which will help you pretend you are A TWALVE YARR OWLD GARRL other people. Remember to scrunch all your formal outfits in a wrinkled ball and cram them in a dusty basket.
Avoid adulthood.
Avoid work.
Avoid therapy.
This isn't romanticising your life. It's more of Ruby trying to avoid reality entirely and some of the ways she tries desperately to be anyone but herself.
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>>203260988
Anyway, how's your Thursday been? Plans for the weekend?
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hirevue interview toil beckons
time to try and imagine up a reason for why I want to work for NatWest which is more than just "Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now."
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>>203261014
Looks like I'm gonna have to ask around the pub for any rent boy veterans
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I never learned how to talk to my fellow man.

Outside this website, I mean.
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going to listen to some nsfw audios but not wank
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Off to play Animal Crossing x
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hmm peculiar
need a wank
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>>203260991
Dunno what that means
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>>203261024
Worked as a cashier and earned more than your MDs do
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>>203260968
t. wore New Balances up until 3 weeks ago
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>>203260956
Have often wondered this, can only conclude that it's because boomers and pensioners are spiteful cunts who hate their children and grandchildren. That's literally the only reason I can think of. Spite and bitterness is the only reason that makes any sense for why they make life as difficult as possible for todays zoomers and millenials.
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>>203260991
It's quite sad desu. It's not even like there is anything wrong with trainers but the way they wear them and the models they choose always make them look like giant toddlers. Might be easier if everyone just started wearing proper footwear ffs. Could be worse though, vans or converse make 30 something males look like young boys and lesbians more than anything else.
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>>203261040
doing whaat
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>>203261061
they're not your fellow man. we are.
little goblin creatures who live in the darkness of their smelly bedrooms.
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Her story changes every time she tells it. It's the one thing I miss about the annual 'Anti-Bullying Week' videos she had to stop doing due to the criticism she inspired with every one - it was always funny seeing how much her story had changed again.

Ruby: "I was never bullied, I just enjoy books where people get bullied for being too smart and gifted."
Ruby: "OIY JOST REALOISED THAT I WAS BOLLIED ACKSHAULLY! It JANUNELY happened, I just forgot about it until now. Please buy my new semi-autobiographical book where someone (ME!) gets bullied for being too smart and gifted."
Ruby: "The big difference between me and Erimentha Parker - the main character in my book - is that Erimentha didn't realise she was being bullied. But when I got bullied, I knew it all along!"
Ruby: "The thing that helped me move past bullying was to just ignore it. At the time, I didn't tell anyone, I just practised stoicism - a philosophy that I learned about several years later."
Ruby: "The thing that helped me move past bullying was not to ignore it. Tell a teacher and a therapist, like I did. It worked wonders!"
Ruby: "I would recommend not telling teachers or adults if you get bullied. It didn't help me and it might make things worse."
Ruby: "You should just forgive your school bullies and move on, like I did. Now please excuse me while I make videos about how I was bullied at school long into my twenties."
Ruby: "I was bullied in year 7."
Ruby: "I was bullied in year 10."
Ruby: "Actually, it was year 9."
Ruby: "No, wait! Year 6!"
Ruby: "It was every year of school!"
Ruby: "OIY'VE BEEN BOLLIED SINCE BARTH!"
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>>203261085
Unlikely
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just had a very pengerific chilli.
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>>203261094
dadberg calls these my gay shoes when i wear them
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>>203261085
What is MD
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>>203261079
You need an outfit that puts everything you've been through into perspective. Gristly bits and all.
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what trousers should i buy.
the skinny black jeans i bought in 2019 finally developed a hole
i see people wearing baggy light blue jeans now but i dont want to buy into a dying trend
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>>203261014
not the original anon, mate, I'm just taking the piss
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I'm firmly in camp 'Ruby was never bullied, but latched onto the trope that kids get bullied for being too smart and bookish, so she needed that as part of her 'kind bookworm' repertoire. She read a lot of middle-grade mean girl books, thought she could write her own ripoff and that claiming it was autobiographical would sell more copies, so she suddenly "realised" she was bullied just in time for the book announcement.

I'm sure she was unpopular at school considering how much of a judgemental, self-aggrandising little weasel she took pride in being (which really shines through in Erimentha Parker, where she paints those as virtuous traits). I'm sure people made the kind of mean comments that all schoolkids hear at some point. I don't believe she encountered anything beyond that.

It says a lot that in her bullying videos, she could never come up with a single believable example of bullying and seemed incapable of distinguishing bullying from constructive criticism. And in her supposedly autobiographical self-insert book depicting her bullying experience that she claims lasted all of her school life, all examples of bullying are cartoonishly unbelievable.
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>>203261149
It's gotta be chinos. Time to get a clue.
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if you're handsome and have a good physique you can wear whatever you like
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not worn jeans in over a decade
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>>203261147
What like a big bootprint on the back of a shirt?
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At what age is it reasonable for your parents to ask for money if you still live with them? Have a mate who is 30 on the dole still at home and his parents still dont ask for money from him
I reckon if your parents start asking for money at 25 you'd be more inclined to move out because I could not image being in your 30's living in your mums house still relying on her entirely
That is reaching levels of grim and pathetic I would not want to imagine
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>zoomers giving out fashion advice
lmfao didnt you freaks all look like this for like 5 years?
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>>203260912
yeah maybe but i'd argue the difference is negligible
my social skills back then were only on point if the conversation pertained to drugs or getting them, and "going outside" to smoke or buy something in an abandoned parking lot, side street or alley is eerily similar to the fabled smelly bedroom. same atmosphere and all
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>>203261133
>a first-year doctor - known as an FY1 doctor, will receive a basic salary of £32,397 in 2023/2024
>Swedish cashier earns 17USD, 34USD on weekends and late hours
About the same
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>>203261227
swear this has been around for nearly a decade here
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>>203261220
screaming
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>>203261149
these are the latest trend
https://www.next.co.uk/style/su240527/944029
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>>203261238
Swedish cashier earns 17USD per hour, 34USD on weekends and late hours*

Where did your wealth go? :)
Build
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>>zoomers giving out fashion advice
>lmfao didnt you freaks all look like this for like 5 years?
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just found something slightly unusual on the ol gay porn search
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I'm smoking on big za
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grooming_gang_moral_panic_in_the_United_Kingdom
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>>203261222
It's reasonable at any age past 18, although they should really give you a maximum one year, whether that's after school or uni, to find your feet
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>>203261288
you just owned that guy
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>>203261290
>checkerboard vans
grim remember these
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>>203261220
No mate, like an Oxford shirt made in Amersham. Like a Barbour jacket but not International. Like Chestnut moccasins lined with Shetland fleece.
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>>203261302
I wish you would smoke your head clean off your shoulders, you disgusting paedo cunt
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i find german accents really cute on girls. especially if they’re nerdy and a bit autistic
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>>203260895
I saw a guy yesterday who was wearing New Balances and he had tattoos and an attractive girlfriend with him

When I saw him I thought shit, I need to get my own life together so I can get a gf

You'll think I'm making this up but I'm not
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>>203261290
dont recognise any of this shit. it certainly wasn't millenial
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>>203261238
Oh thought you meant Managing Directors
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>>203261305
an ugly fat tranny wrote this
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>>203261345
seething gimp
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>>203261378
:O
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>>203261326
>>203261326
>>203261326
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>>203261433
you just owned that guy
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>>203261288
>Build
No I'm coming to Sweden. Make room for me.
>Captcha: 0ppor7unity
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>>203261288
So you don't earn as much as a Junior Doctor here
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>>203261290
very familiar with all of this, especially that god damn new era sticker
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>>203261457
No notes
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>>203261290
oh no
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*speech

don't @ me
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clap them cheeks
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>>203261457
TL;DR Jewish nonsense
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>>203261330
those are for people from southern california exclusively
you're not allowed to wear those
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>>203261305
>>203261422
The person who rewrote and renamed the article was doxxed and found to be a Lib Dem activist tranny obsessed with kids
Very dodgy individual
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>>203261590
Wow really sounds interesting LUL!
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>>203261581
anyone who wears skateboarding shoes without skateboarding doeasnt "deserve" to wear them
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>>203261486
You outearn one of your doctors if you get lots of weekends or late hours.
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>>203257815
Mental
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>>203261617
everyone from southern califorrnia skateboards you fool
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Why are there no Irish Jews
Seems a bit antisemitic
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>>203261617
feel the same about non-Americans wearing chucks
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bit Chilean this evening, might pop a jumper on
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>>203261670
yes that shouldn't happen either
or baseball caps
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>>203261638
yea okay poser
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>>203261645
Leo Bloom
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>>203261620
Do the numbers properly or don't bother posting
There's a good cashier, work it out
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too many yanks
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>>203261625
Oh my days swedecuck on the bloody ropes
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>>203261625
Every skilled worker in Sweden just does a 1-man company where they work as the lone consultant and pay a flat 20% on profits instead. Also you buy your private stuff via this company and dodge the VAT on everything. New car, computer, your own food, all tax free.
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Might start replying to mate's instagram stories going "Why did you AI generate this?"
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you are only allowed to wear adidas sambas, grim
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What is it with the cum diaspora itt
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I once worked 80 hours minimum wage and earned more than a guy who worked 3 days that week because he kept pooing.
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>bit Chilean this evening
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>>203261694
*does an ollie on your head*
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anywhere the wind blows (... up my arse)
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>>203261701
I did and told you the results
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poosting here and getting drunk on wine and beer
fuck toil, I'll have to work all weekend so idgaf about being in good condition tomorrow
today is the day I LIVE and I WILL NOT message the ex
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A "Junior Doctor" is not a Doctor. It is a trainee Doctor. But they don't like being called trainees because that would distinguish them from the real Doctors, the tall white men in suits that float about the hospitals with an eager team following him around
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>>203261745
Cashiers are not skilled workers
Any other copes?
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*goes stiff and falls over like a startled goat*
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>>203261801
Grim
Forced booze sessions are always the worst
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>>203261813
Not a cashier and it wasn't about me, autismo
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>>203261786
*punts you up the arse*
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>>203261801
good post this
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>>203261851
you just owned that guy
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>>203261851
So you have been defeated, have a good night
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When is this cure for the common cold/flu coming then?
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44 hours of overtoil in the last 2 weeks aha it's class isn't it this work stuff
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all nice and well but theyre active
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>>203261841
not much I can do about is there lad
circumstances have handed me this only opportunity to get fucked up and it's either grab it with both hands or be a sober prick for more than a week which would drive me mad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SegvE4skHw
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>>203261782
*tre flips on your skull*
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>>203261891
thats from the halloween special where bart has psychic powers and forces krusty to be on tv 24 hours a day
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>>203261874
Your economy, country, people, prosperity, well-being and infrastructure was defeated by Brits managing them.

Let me guess, next you'll act all aloof and detached while also seething about how I should rope for pointing this out :-). Not me that ruined all of your country's prosperity now was it?
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Bought a full duck on Monday for £8
So far I've had
>2 portions of duck breast, mash and veg
>3 portions of duck leg ragu
>rendered the fat out the skin, stored that, made scratchings with the skin
Still got
>plenty of scraps and wings for soup
>carcass for stock

Not bad for £8 la
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>>203261969
don't even know where you can buy duck from
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>>203261967
We created great societies like israel and pakistan you fucking racist prick.
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>>203261967
See previous posts in which you were utterly destroyed
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>>203261969
how do you make scratching out the skin? don't really like pork scratching but curious about the process
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>>203262001
food shops
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there's no point to it all if you didn't live your myth from age 18-25. after that it's just scrambling around for a windfall so you don't work yourself down to the bone.
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>>203261910
being a toiler is so grim
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fancy a beer?
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>>203262001
just get a slingshot and walk down the canal
loads of them just sitting there
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Waiting on the response for a really good internal position at work but got an offer on a better-than-my-current job external position
They’re pushing me to make my decision by tomorrow but the internal position isn’t making their answer known until next week
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Anyone seen that indeed advert with the lass running around and it switches to her jogging out in the country and you see she’s a total PAWG in like the last second
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>>203261969
very economical
waster not want not
a duck in the hand is worth eggs in the basket
plenty of ducks in the pond
alls fair in love and war
beggars cant be choosers
dont throw the baby out wiht the bathwater
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>>203262001
Tesco

>>203262008
Simmer the skin in water, after about 30 minutes there will just be fat in the pan, store the fat and put the skins in the oven for 15 minutes at 180 to crisp up
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in my 30s and arsed my life right up
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My bag of Haribo Starmix has not a single egg in it
Takes the piss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuOUpNbFWXg
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alri
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>>203262077
You have been done
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>>203261745
We had something similar [IR35] until the tories decided to scrap it last year because all those public sector jobs and pensions are quite expensive :(
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living my myth on indeed.co.uk applying for minimum wage jobs I don't want
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>>203262126
Ok
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buy a duck and eat duck for a week
buy a slingshot and eat duck for free
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Get yourself off the university then lads. It's too late for me but you've still got time.
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>>203262106
probably all in the Tangfastics
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mugabe be spitting fax
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i'm so in pain and hurt and woudned
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>>203262142
Take care
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>>203262147
Bugger off nonce
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>>203262177
*kisses it better*
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>>203262059
got any better ideas beside homelessness?
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>>203262179
I won't just to spite you
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little girls on the telly
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my haribo starmix has no milk bottles in it
furthermore, my tangastics bag has absolutely 0 love hearts with the foam on the bottom
this is an outrage
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>>203262147
I presume you meant "off to university".

Unfortunately your spelling error has given your sentence the exact opposite meaning. Fortunately I was able to decipher it from the context.
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if it's hip, it's here
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No toil for me tomorrow
I am free
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>>203262095
sounds pretty easy, might give this a go if I ever end up with a whole duck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnrA5SlAUsM
Mogs all your shitty flats and smelly bedrooms
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>>203262175
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>>203262230
I'm Scottish
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i can't believe it. my tube of chewits has no guava flavoured ones. absolutely NONE!
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>>203262220
how is that acceptable exactly?
who do they take you for?
you, the loyal and paying customer?
is not your enjoyment of the product an important component of the transaction?
somebody needs to be punished
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>>203262206
>either slave away in a warehouse or supermarket or be homeless
Well >>203262059?
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>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
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Sweden is having a lot of issues with social cohesion, and parallel cultures with rapidly increasing violence. Only country in the world where the most learned language on duolingo is it’s own. I’ve read multiple articles of a lot of swedes not now feeling safe on the streets generally. Wouldn’t be a place I would consider.
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>>203262232
Class posting as always. It's great to have you hear. Not even joking.
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>>203262282
"Get off the university" doesn't make any more sense as a Scottish person.
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Bought some cola bottles and not ONE bubblegum flavour in it, someone needs to die
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literally not a SINGLE avocado flavoured skittle in the entire bag. i'm sending them back.
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>>203262332
t. harry potter
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>>203262332
can you send the wogs back while you're at it?
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racist nonce
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religion of crease
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my twink feet fucking stink
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>>203262316
You couldn't even get in lad
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>>203262375
pmsl
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>>203260648
>virgil.gr
Screaming
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>>203257473
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What did Sabrina Carpenter mean when she said she wants BBC inside of her?
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>>203262394
reminds of janice griffith who I've wanked to a number of times
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>>203262423
um well
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>>203262379
True, I'm white
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>>203262317
cheers x
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>>203262423
Weird considering she has a boyfriend. Bit grim.
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fucked it with a subjectless lads
it's all up to you now
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>>203262508
it's ok, you'll get it next time
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>>203260383
>>203260383
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>>203262423
>>203262505
She said it THREE times and the BBC keeps inviting her back
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>>203262508
put the dunce hat on then and sit in the corner for a minute lad
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>>203262423
There's a double meaning if you dig deep
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>>203255490
>>203255490
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>>203262534
IT NOT RIGHT.
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>>203262557
would have walloped the gf (now ex) if she said this
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>>203262521
>>203262574
fuck off
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>>203262557
is she the greatest poet EVER?
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>>203262259
It's a piece of piss mate
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>>203262624
>>203262624



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