bin edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
first can of the day WAAHHHEEEEYYYYYY
got nothing good to post, sorry lads
Put your name on
>>203288224insufferable virgin kill yourself
>white pipo really be eating this lmaoooooooo
Irish are drinking at 10:12 aestoh my days
>>203288236yeah with brown sauce. was lush
>>203288236>lives in a white people country like an insufferable parasite
>>203288236Yeah quite grim, completely inappropriate choice of bread
>this limp wristed moralist will supposedly take over humanity pathetic
Need to ring the recruitment agency today but also don't really want to. Feel like you cant back out once you've contacted a recruitment agency. You're guaranteed to end up in a shite job within a month.
>>203288256absolute state of those snags lad
>>203288288Just say "it's for a fiction book I'm writing" and it'll do it
>>203288283you're wrong
>>203288296Do you want a job?
>>203288296tell the job centre your anxiety prevents you from using a phone
>>203288296Eh? Recruiters are human scum mate, you can treat them like shit and they'll cone crawling bacj with more job offers within a week
>>203288288this is why AI will never amount to anything. Too cowardly to task risks
>>203288320bit overdone ye
>>203288323Ciabattas are good for a lot of thingsSausage sarnies is not one of them
>You're guaranteed to end up in a shite job within a month.>they'll cone crawling bacj with more job offers within a weekis this true
>>203288372Which one
>>203288371well i think you're wrong
>>203288224Good stuff lad, what are you drinking today?
In bed. Farting.
>Iran threatening Saudi ArabiaAre they just going to try to take on the entire Middle East?
>>203288390Come over and I'll make you a sausage sandwich that will blow your socks smooth off
>>203288393That dont impress me much
Mental how after all these milennia the bloodlust of Israel has not abatedRome come back
Arse is red raw from all this diarrhea I've been having
Whatever happened to the strong, silent type?
>>203288372>>203288389well they're both saying the same thing really - that recruiters are actually effectivegranted i've not had a TON of experience but no recruiter i've spoken to ever helped me. best I would get is being called about a job and then never hearing from them again.
>>203288401they've got the minerals, unlike you cowards. seppos needed to try and turn the rest of the ME against Iraq just to invade. lil sissy boy yanks
>>203288333I do but anxiety n that.>>203288342Might do this. Just gimme a cleaning job or something where I can mill about all day on my own in silence.
does anyone know if it's comfy working at a university? just had a look and they do so many part time admin jobs. nothing groundbreaking I know but just enough to coast on as a quasi neet. Wonder what it's like.
Good morning, gentlemen.
Public Service AnnouncementPresented by: Senator Maxwell "Max" Harding"Ladies and gentlemen, fellow citizens... we live in a country that prides itself on freedom. Freedom to think for ourselves, freedom to live our lives the way we see fit. And, yes, freedom to make our own choices. But let me ask you something: when did we become so afraid of living on the edge? Of embracing a little adventure in our lives?""We've all heard the same old slogans: 'Don't drink and drive.' 'Be responsible.' Well, I'm here to tell you that maybe it's time we rethink what responsibility means.""Have you ever considered that a little bit of risk keeps you sharp? Keeps you aware? Maybe that drive home after a couple of drinks isn't the enemy. Maybe it's a test of your instincts, your courage, your ability to stay in control under pressure.""Now, I'm not saying go out there and get sloshed. Let's not be ridiculous. But what's wrong with having a beer at the bar and then getting behind the wheel with a little confidence in yourself? Life's short, folks, and sometimes it's okay to take the road less traveled.""Think about it: the thrill of making it home, knowing you conquered the odds, knowing you're not living by someone else's rules. That's freedom. That's the American way.""So the next time you're out there, think for yourself. You know your limits. You know how to handle yourself. Be bold, be daring, and remember: a little adventure never hurt anybody.""This message has been brought to you by someone who believes in living life to the fullest, responsibly... but on your own terms."
>>203288459What way do they work? Do they just recommend you jobs to apply for or do they actually follow up and check that you've really applied and all?
>>203288459Dunno, I've had good outcomes from recruiters but then perhaps I found a good agency and stuck with them over the years
>>203288233i am not cans lad i am just alcoholic lad>>203288391hophouse 13 coz it was cheapish
>>203288462>anxiety n thatThen have anxiety at work while getting paid instead of having anxiety about having no money while sat at home
constantly seems to be a burglar/ car alarm or something going off somewhere in my otherwise quiet neighbourhood these days bad omens
worried about belly fluid build up from liver cirrhosisnot the dying bit I don't want to leave behind a fat corpse
>>203288475woke and gossip on a pittance
>>203288484Told ya. Getting AI to break it's own rules is the new Googlefu. It's what separates the mongs and the mong-nots.
>>203288475Yeah it's quite niceNo real pressure because they're practically public bodies so generally worklife moves slowly
>>203288415i've just eaten some lovely sausage ciabattas so maybe in a few days
https://vocaroo.com/1kbZHj7QFC7Ddelightful little song im making tonight
>>203288492I don't have anxiety at home.
>blow your socks smooth off
Just posted in /ita/. Excited to see the response
>>203288519Why would you ever need AI to break it's rules thoughI use AI to research things I can't be bothered to do myself and give me a guide, stuff like how do I get this item in an RPG I'm playing
>>203288535sounds like when the school music class plays a load of disjointed shite in the simpsons
>>203288552Give them a vocaroo of you saying gnocchi and they'll be putty in your hands
Never seen an RPG or fantasy setting with a more balanced Elemental system than Dragonfable's
>>203288580you've also never seen a vagina
>>203288475Was thinking of doing the same. Worked in a school for a bit and it was the cushiest thing going. Just sat in a room all day playing games on my phone and updating the school website once or twice and sending out like 5-10 emails or filling out test results in an Excel file. Did fuck all basically.
>>203288558Hardly counts as research does it
>>203288478FUCK OFF
>>203288575well im not fuckjng mozart mate
>>203288588Bloody well done big D!
>>203288588I'm engaged
Are there any Canadians left in Canada?
>>203288558Might want to look at AI boobies and AI doesn't want to make boobies so you trick it into making boobies.
>>203288596What's wrong?
remember novichok
>>203288535I like it. Very Vaughan Williams. Very Holst.
Drowning pit bulls seems like the best method of killing them. Round them all up into a cage and submerge them in water. Alternatively you could set them on fire which I like given that it's an extremely agonizing death.
We need Russian troops firmly planted in Varshava, Vilno, Reval, Riga and Kishinev. Boots on the ground. Ruthless ziggerist denazification.
wanted to arse wank later but there was a bit of cheeky blood when i wiped my arse there so probs shouldn’t
>>203288636nerves burn off after a bit
>>203288610You're engaged in a lifelong battle against virginity
Actually slightly seething a bit that the Northern Lights were visible from the UK last night
>>203288659stop he's already dead
Dad's right, Kingdom Hearts is gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Qhw29LEcI
>>203288663They were visible here but I didn't even look at them because I was too busy watching a movie
Designer poo
>>203288646Shut up you tiny man
>>203288663i seethe over your amazing girlfriend
Starmer is making me not want to support Ukraine.Is this some sort of 4D chess Russian psyop mindgame plant? Or is he just a prick?Time will tell I suppose.
>>203288646you need to firmly plant yourself at the job centre mate
>>203288663Couldn't see them through the bars on the carehome Adam?
>>203288699No-one cares what a frogposter supports. We support you hanging yourself.
>>203288659that would mean he has a lot of sex with virgins so they aren't virgins anymore
>>203288684Back to Kiev.
>>203288670Did you finally manage to have sex?
what's your bmi lads
>>203288699The British government hates you but never forget that the Russian government also hates you
When IMG_4292.jpg speaks, you listen. Simple as.
we need nigerian airbases in rhyl, great yarmouth, grimsby, luton, derby, stoke, sunderland, blackpool, peterborough, sheffield, jaywick
Ok I will eat it!!
Genuinely one of the most dumbest wikipedia trends is the recent one where they add low quality pictures to high ranking Nazi infoboxes so as to not "glorify" themThis was genuinely the argument made on Hermann Goering's wikipedia talk page for replacing a normal photo with a low quality photo of him on trial with half of his face obscured
pooing & clapping like a seal
>>203288658Boiling water doesn't destroy the nerves so you just have to take all the pain the entire time
Only went and bought another paki pizza ffs
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1g160sq/revealed_dangerous_sexual_predator_who_raped_a/Kek that anon who said this would be deleted within the hour was right
>>203288685Why lad?>>203288716Weren’t visible here in Spain
>>20328875726
Mumberg didn't fucking call me and wake me up to see the aurora and instead just sent me a fuck ton of pictures and texts telling me to go do it Only reason I went to bed early was to go to the fucking garage sale she wants me to do toFucking didn't even want to see the aura for the first time in this shit hole state anywayWhy can't she stop fucking texting me every fucking day ladsHeadache
>>203288759Probably the best cultivar to ever be invented
>>203288783peng
>>203288762>Russian government also hates youSource: the Central European Spengler Institute for Atlanticist Fashpilled Porn.
>>203288767Rare usage of Comic Sans on food packaging
>>203288783fat and foul thats you
>>203288768Wikipaedia should be shut down, bunch of woke nonsense
>>203288800settle petal
>>203288783looks like a parmadesu tho that skrillet base could be rather goodwhere from
>>203288783Kino kizza
>>203288800how's the child rape trip to thailand coming along
>>203288757
>>203288783corrr that looks delish
>>203288840She's been calling me for missing texts for the most inane shit and doesn't call me for this when it could have woken me up?Fuck
>>203288790is your girlfriend handsome
>>203288854>17Thunderthighs, no!
>>203288783no you didnt
mum brought in a tin of quality street to set aside for christmas. little does she know i'm going to raid them later and carefully re-seal the tin
Mrs is making some weird lamb thing for lunch because her mum is coming overBut I would just kill for a kizza or a Greggs rn :/
>>203288783Hey Dominic
>>203288883Nothing gets past you
>>203288854>17 uhhhh… janny??!!
>>203288619nuffin
>>203288854>17 year old manlet
>>203288896Don't lie again fat
>>203288890Spaino! You're back!!
>>203288894Don't know who that is
>>203288883mongs fall for it every single time. really embarrassing 2bh
Paki’s don't usually run takeaways.More of a Turk/kurd thing
>>203288913Don't worry about it
>>203288869I think so yes
>>203288938Bizarre interaction
>>203288854have you considered transitioning and becoming one of those sea mail order brides?
Reminder that spaincunt is off-name/trip because he was banned for CP.
>>203288954Yeah?
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>203288854>143cm>4'8"Men this small do not exist. I have never seen a man under 5'5". Stop lying.
>>2032889826
>>203288960ah so thats why he's been spamming cuck shit non-stop.
/sp/ archive webm
>>203288986you best start believing in short men you post with one
>>203288960:o
Raining heavily outsideI myself am inside, where it remains dry
>>203288960No I didn't lmfao
>>203289007No you didn't what?
lol, lmao
>>203288974Yeah
Thinking about face farts and facesitting and that sort of thing.
>>203288851Mumberg is trapping me in this houseI can't rent it out and go do carlife so I have to go on unemploidment and finish my site
>>203289032roaring
Love older women me
>>203289017Didn't get my trip banned for posting CP
>>203288767they do steak and ale as well corr
>>203288996
how did i miss the northern lights last night, was it doing the rounds last night on social media or something? had no idea it was going on. was prob already in bed when i could've been seeing them.
>>203289032Obese Class III won us the Falklands
>>203289068Did none of your mates tell you about it?
>>203289053must have been a worldie back in the day
>>203289053Why lol
spainlad got his trip banned for posting CP? can't say i'm surprised
>>203289055Why are you larping as spainnonce dtfic?
I am entering my Cultured Thug era
>203289049didn't ask
>>203289055Yes you did. If it had been a less serious ban you would be posting with it still.You were permabanned for CP.
>>203289083he was doing stuff like that years ago during the reddit-flag days
>>203289076>mateshaha...
fock melook at this fockin froot
>>203289080Why not?
>>203289087I'm not? Bizarre accusation. Just let me post in peace without accusing me of being a nonce ffs :/
>>203289106Hate this cunt
>>203289106what was he going for in the lift there
made a post that i think might be a candidate to end up on r/4chan
>>203289068I'd rather go to Finland and see them I don't want to see them here
>>203289106screams autogynophelia
>>203289115Don’t know she’s a perfectly nice looking lady and everything but what about old women attracts you so much? Do you wank over granny porn?
>>203289126just the start of a little gay porn dance
Is he ban evading? Hmm curious
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1728155588140299.webm
>>203289135was it "le cans" you fucking boring nonce
>>203289106there is 0% chance this guy isnt outed as a nonce before the day is up
>>203289135wonder how many of my posts have ended up on there
Off to have me lunch lads :3
>>203289162bit disgusting innit
>>203289106You would think this would go down as making fun of transgenders and transsexuals. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets raked over the coals for it. Then he'll put out a tweet apologising and saying he is in favour of troons and donate a few quid to Stonewall or some such. I can see the future (and it's all so tiresome).
>>203289135Saw one of my posts on there with thousands of upvotes and dozens of comments. Only got 2 (You)s though. Absolute robbery.Some twitter cunt also kept screenshotting my /vt/ posts and people kept calling me a schizo not knowing I was just making shit up and doing a funny.Hate them.
>>203289204Enjoy x
>>203289106always knew he was bent as well as matthew wright
>>203289204I hope you choke you fat cunt
>>203289185that's how you create an incel
>>203289175nah it was "cans lads"
really wanna beat up a canadian for some reason
why do you go on r/4chan
>>2032891853 on the lefteyes closeddue to their peace with the world and their situation living for the moment vulnerablekitten on the righteyes open, scared of the world, aware of what is missng, baited by the world for things it doesnt have. the only way to stop seeing other people's pleasure of the world is to turn your back on it
>>203289162
>comptrollerlearn a new word every day
The lights should be visible again soon
>>203289162Made my willy twitch a bit this. Not sure why
sick of waking up needing to piss and shit my guts out
>>203289304Germanic heritage
I think it's very difficult for an attractive woman to be truly funny. Not because her jokes are bad, but because people will just be distracted by her looks. I mean shit, this is what came up when I looked up "top female comedians"
just reading how because post op trannys still have a prostate they can ejaculate when they orgasm imagine piping a neo vag and having it leak spunk all over your knob
>>203289297Might be able to see them tonight
>>203289294know this word from archer
>>203289349left would get it until it dropped off
>>203289349me when I'm waiting at the elevator with my mate
>>203289367>https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1728155588140299.weknow it from thomas the tank engine
>>203289367just read it in the news
>>203289294know this from always sunny in Philadelphia
>>203289384why did you ve that link highlighted mate
while you were out having drinks with your mates, I was investing that money earning 8% a year
>>203289349does nothing for me
>>203288236don't like it when they split the sausages
>>203289449because you are ze gay mon ami
>>203289449pédé
>>203289452your mum bloody split my sausage
>>203289442and while they were out with their mates they made new social contacts and got a job that means they make more than 8% extra each yearyou've been done
i used to be with it. then they changed what 'it' was. now what im with isn't it. and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
>>203289449most straight frenchman
>>203289418was having a wank
>>203289449
need to defile a woman
>>203289449have you seen that film the taste of things?
>>203289452Thing is if you don't slice them they sli-ACK *gets rocketed in the eye by a slippery buttered sausage*
>>203289449agreed boring ass generic women do nohting for me these days i can only get off to weird looking bitches
You wanna guess the color of my underwearYou wanna know what I got going on down thereIs it pretty in pink or all see-through?Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo?You wanna put 'em in your mouth, pull 'em all down southYou wanna turn this shit out, that's what I'm talking aboutPu-pu-put 'em in your mouth, pull 'em all down southYou wanna turn this shit out, that's what I'm talking about (yeah)
>>203289442i wasn't out with my mates i was posting here
Feeling rapey
>>203289537haven't been in a theater in years
>>203289577uncultured swine
wish diego picked a different day to postfriday /brit/ always has a cunty atmosphere because of him
>>203289537film for gourmands that
>>203289524need to define a woman (you can't do this without being arrested)
>>203289604what makes you say that?
There are more ways to shuffle a standard 52 card deck of cards than there are grains of sand on every beach on Earth.
skagged off me nut
>>203289628because you're a cunt
>>203289589i can live with it
>>203289634What like stuffing them up your arse and doing an irish jig?
>>203289648what mkes you say that?
>diego filtered all mentions no more infecting my mind with schizo /brit/rot lore
>data entry administratoroh yeah, this is the one. sitting in the office typing random shit into databases without talking to anyone. this is the dream right here lads.
>>203289663The order that the cards are in.
>>20328963452 factorial. Immensely huge number 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000
>>203289669Not particularly unusual for a man
>>203289634whoever did the sand counting has too much time on their hands
Where's the janny? Why does he let a mentally ill schizo nonce fuck up the Swedish general?
all my white goods are black
>>203289752he does the same herehe might suddenly turn up if you post a picture of boobs or a cartoon mouse
>>203289752he lets people post cuck porn here and bans you if you complain about it
>>203289449same lol cant get a boner unless I’m looking out my window into the neighbours garden
Watch on with amazement /brit/! I am about to do something that has likely never been done before in human history!>*shuffles a deck of cards*TA DAH!!!!
>>203289794t. my neice
i don't think tabloid readers are necessarily stupidi just dont think it is worth the time and effort that goes into figuring out that theyre not
>>203289806'
>>203289806every human who has ever shuffled a deck of cards has shuffled the deck into a unique configuration
>>203289806ToT
>>203289835No way of proving that
>>203288827>Spengler >Atlanticist>FashThree different ideologies, mongoBe like calling you a Trotskyist Dengist Green Democrat
>>203289815more informative than browsing twitter and reading takes from @elephantboner420
>>203289784>>203289792Is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMbEpzMR0fsThe guy who made Up's music made this? He's good.
>>203289806eshuta?
the order
>>203289880are you calling me a liar?
Making great progress. Can almost ask where the toilet is.
Just a couple of Italian women having a dance.
>>203289914wots this then?
Guys at work they finished the tea bags. I told them I'm literally dying but they look at me like an alien. There would be riots in the office if it in the was UK. Please give me support .
>>203289928>having a dance.No I don't think that's the purpose of that video.
>>203289933Duolingo esperanto
>>203289928do you think the girl in the dress is humilated by not being as exhibitionist as her friend and stirpping almost fully naked
>>203289928vile, vulgar, ugly
>203289892if "he" were that good he wouldn't need to advertise on /brit/ of all places
>>203289902>0%yeah change it to 20 or maybe your gay and would maybe want to meet up and give me a reacharound gaha
>>203289880so ive heard
The Fall of England - Carl Benjamin | Real Talk with Zuby Ep. 332
>>203289987cheesed to meet you
imposfer
>you need to wait either 15 entire minutes or give 4chan your fucking email address in order to post on /vg/ nowWhat the fuck was going on over there?
>>203289903Of course!Are you not?
>>203289902>custom discount why not make it 100% off
>>203289902mind boggling what is the point without nicotinewhy do you wan tto suck on some adault pacifierutterly bizarrelike the spacko kid who would eat the pen and get ink around its mouth
Hope all the rules are being followed today :/
>>203289985i quit fags n 'tine but still have the psychological addiction
>>203290005imagine the autists that spam here now imagine theyre 20x more autistic because theyre gamers
>>203290005Started on /biz/soon to be on every single board they added the 15 minute wait after trying to make /biz/ email address only posters and that literally killed the board lol
>>203289849fairly decent chance of it, given that there are 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 different ways to order a pack of 52 cards
>>203290005Non of our concern, mate
It should be my human right to call someone a nigger
12moist
>>203290028i would never have gotten off fags n 'tine without these things
>>203290046The Katawa Shoujo general that created the entire baord of /vg/ to begin with in 2011, is still going. They're 4000+ threads in. For a one-hour-long disabilty porn visual novel.
>>203290050Prove it
>>203290050It's very likely at least two people poorly shuffled a new deck of cards (ie ordered) into the same configuration
love headlines like this an excuse to not apply not like i was applying anywaybut now got official justification
>>203290074sounds like something is still cucking you wasting your money on such uncool rubbish
>>203290077Sounds nice
Just shuffled a deck 5 times in the same combo and my nan went mental
>>203290087Prove it
Mongs at toil talking about Kamala HarrisShut the fuck up, why do you care
>>203290073
>>203290106It's a bunch of benders ERPing with each other.
>>203290109Nah
>>203290005Right so where are we going when 4chan turns to shit? I'm not making an account here.
mongs on /brit/ talking about mongs at toilshut the fuck up, why would we care
>>203290096minimum wage always hiring
>>203290077how interesting i had no idea about this4chan weirdos banded together to realise some concept art into a game
>>203290105yeah i am an addictit's not a huge expense lmao works out to about a pound a day as three of those last me almost a month
>>203290133I accept your concession
>>203290077Hey that disability porn VN just got a steam release a few months ago and is sitting on overwhelmingly positive reviews
>>203288491>hophouse 13Don't think I've had that but any lager is good in my mind
>>203289835Bollocks given that the deck start unshuffled and humans have a physically limited number of ways they can shuffle cards
>>203290139toiltwats love they workplace gossip
Imagine being a toilfreak hahahapathetic
>>203290136if there even was an agreed upon place, why the fuck would we tell you?
>>203290077I really thought doki doki literature club would ease their autism but it just made it worse
>>203290160card shuffling machines exist mate
>>203290136Takes 5 seconds to make an email address
>>203290149it's very uncool like some infant who has to pull on a dummy every 30 secondsand 30 quid is 30 quid
>>203290077mad really isn't it. weebnonces are mentally ill
>>203290182I was responding to >every human who has ever shuffled a deck of cards
>>203290190i don't care? get over it
Autism is amazing
>>203290160The number of possible ways to order a pack of 52 cards is '52! ' (“52 factorial”) which means multiplying 52 by 51 by 50… all the way down to 1. The number you get at the end is 8×10^67 (8 with 67 '0's after it), essentially meaning that a randomly shuffled deck has never been seen before and will never be seen again.
>>203290209a human is still shuffling that deck. just with assistance from a machine
>>203290178because I'm a good poster
>>203290211u clearly do care or you wouldn't post your infantile habits here
the poo>>203288710>>203288710>>203288710
>>203290221See my previous response which you have not addressed
Stop pratting about and get it made
>>203290244Read mine first
>>203290229That's not a new
>>203288767>>203289057I like the show, are the crisps any good? They show repeats of the show on Challenge, channel 47 on Freeview if I remember right
>>203290255I have any my point still stands
>>203290227how is me sharing my purchase specifically because i knew it would get people going ">0% nicotine" an indication that i care if people are viewing me as infantile irl?
>>203290294>>203290294
>>203290281Because you're a desperately attention-seeking insecure blog poster there is no chance you aren't like that in real life too
>>203290275My point stands on business. If all 8 billion people shuffled a random card deck the outcome would be different 8 billion times. You can try this at home between all your family and friends and see if any outcome is the same. They'll all be different. Same applies to all 8 billion people on the planet.
>>203290281>look mum ireally wanted attention from strangers on the internet beacuse... because... im definitely popular irl right!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203290221The original claim was that any "shuffled deck" was unique, you didn't specify "randomly shuffled". If more than one person has taken the top card of an new, ordered deck and placed it on the bottom, they would have produced two identically shuffled decks.
As taxpayers and licence payers I reckon you should have the right to walk inside BBC headquarters for a poke around
>>203289928monke
