clownman ediiton
Well that's me done for the weekOff homeNeed to write my shopping list for tomorrow morning when I get home then have a poo then cook my teaGot a mozzarella ball that needs eating so it might be a pizza or a pasta bakeAs yet undecidedPizza is arguably more fun but also more of a ball ache to makeIn other news I genuinely think my knee might be fully healed Two days in a row recovering while WFH done the job
so is it true that britain has been so yankified that your children are eating lunchables?
yesthe new
Hehe
DOGSHIT ZINGERS. CALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS!
>>203297565blog on goodness me
Janny banned me again. He wishes it worked.
>>203297590Why did you delete my thread?
>>203297578lunchables are peng
The Right Honorable Negro Bitch Kemi Badenoch!
Need Emma to fart in my face.
nth for the holodem
Gagging for a poo nowMight chance a train poo
>>203297625You’re retarded
>>203297645women don't fart
getting horny
Anyone know who those youtuber lunch snacks are received at schools?By which I mean, are the kids that eat them bullied harshly, as they should be? Or does eating that carcinogenic slop make you one of the cool kids?
Rolling a blunt
>>203297660Bet her farts stink.
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>203297685no proof you have ever smoked weed
Upstairs neighbour having another screaming match with his daughter. Dog barking, she’s upstairs sobbing in her room.
>>203297660>>203297680
Can't even say paki here anymore. Place is more harshly moderated than Reddit.
>>203297606Might be moving flat soon DiegoBit stressful like
weed isn’t fun anymore, just get panic-attacks and massive paranoia me
Rorke rorke earth to rorke
>>203297714Maybe he's shouting at the dog and the daughter just feels sorry for it
REMINDER: THESE THREADS ARE MONITORED BY THE NCA AND THAMES VALLEY POLICE
>>203297714~* living the dream *~
Need a new vpn
>>203297750Wish them all stubbed toes
Toil is nearly done so I can finish sitting at my computer and relax by sitting at my computer.
>>203297750what does NCA stand for?
>>203297739No he’s taken her phone away or something from what I can understand lolFucking hell Spaniards are so loud it’s mental
Woops
>>203297750Good, but then why aren't they arresting the nonces and Nazis?
>>203297782vocaroo it for usyou won't because you're not in spain
Quite want to fart but I fear that if I do I might shit myself
The farts: pungent, frequent, satisfyingThe poos: unobtainable, buried deep, so far they may never see the light of day
>>203297655>that gigglewhy are girls so cute lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjXCAYgbBr8
>>203297776nashonal cryme agentsy
>>203297808God’s chosen people aren’t they
had a haircut today, hate having to look at my ugly mug in the mirror
Yikes!
>>203297805are they serious
190 was the Moriarty to Diego's Sherlock Holmes Mousey was Dr. Watson Spaino was Smeagol
>>203297776nocturnal cats agency
>>203297837saw a photo of myself back when i was 18 and had a 2 all over and it was fucking diabolical. have no idea how any woman glanced at me twice.
>>203297835disgusting how they can have a whole organisation to commit crime across the entire country and no one can stop them because they're the police
there's a bird (avian) i want to train to be my friend and have it come into a lecture atop my head
>>203297855what announcement?
Anyone 3lse going?Can crash at mine
>>203297871Literally all me
Niggers tongue my anus
leftypol deadly silent on this onehttps://x.com/real_eire/status/1844703121374597278
so how do you befriend birds?just with like bird seed and shit?
tesla sells a lot of cars, electric cars to be specifical
Anyone here go foraging?
>>203297897The GuardianElon Musk unveils Tesla Cybercab self-driving robotaxi5 hours ago
>diego>spainlad>mouseywho gettin the best head?
>>203297931This clearly shows the recent capsizing of MV Merdy on Lake Kivu. It was travelling between Minova and Goma. Both in the DRC and therefore unlikely to be a "migrant boat".
Some utterly diabolical things happening in my gutsToilet's gonna be looking like Tampa when I'm done with it
>>203297897"Robotaxis" which in reality were just giant RC cars
Ok I will eat it!!
>>203297968fuck do love me a snickers me
>>203297881used to have a 2 all over now you just have a poo all over. oh how times change
>>203297980:/
Sir SmartSchoolBoy9!
>>203297942death wagons
>>203297980fingered her round the colliers chimley in pwygrtyewrdeded
>>203297956Might be migrating to Africa
>>203297980
that has to be against the site rules
Thought I was looking a lass's nice ankles on the train but they stood up and it was a bloke
>>203297776Nonceposting Criminality Auditors
Why aren't the jannies doing anything about the child school girl upskirt photos?These are illegal in multiple different ways
>>203297655my oshi got her visa revoked for being too cute
>>203297980Nowt wrong with that.
>>203297948This prick trying to put taxis drivers out of work
>>203297980Oh dear
>>203298052Where are the upskirt ones
>>203297776Nifty Chinese Apes
anime
>>203298073On my air-gapped hard drive
>>203298052Link??
>>203298011so a few batteries caught fire, not like the big 3 haven't had their scandals too
Drinking a Coca Cola Original Taste Gout Original Delicious & Refreshing Delicieux et rafraichissant 140 cal per/par can/canette 355 mL
>>203298093>the big 3Is that what you call your triple-inch penis
>>203298113BAVI
Mfw you wear a red rose and pretend to be a socialist
>>203298155bilbo let ghimself go
>>203298053has it been confirmed by yappe- *ahem* wawa?
>>203297945Through yer ma’s minge yeah. Lots growing there.
Insane level of noncery in here tonight
might start selling some of my clothes. any of you lot have any experience selliing on vinted, etc.?
>>203298155He's an evil tory neolib capitalist zionist dog
>>203298131no it's what I call your mum, your sister and your wife
>>203298208Tonight? I've only just woken up
>>203298223What when they're raping you with strap-ons?
>>203298209yeah made quite a bit on there, what brands / items are you thinking of selling?
>>203298263I’ve heard they use ferrets.
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>>203298279oh fuck ~
>>203298200nah she confirmed it on her artist/past life account
Truly insane how I have to phone post cause I got banned for NSFW yet I keep seeing a fucking banner advert where a goblin(?) has her tits out and she’s clearly being shagged
TURN THAT OFF
Dildo Faggins lol
>>203296268
>>203298278>brands / items> / ESL
Go Vegan, save the animals from torture and murder!
>>203298278mainly uniqlo/gap/m&s overshirts/jacketsnot gonna bother selling tshirts and whatnot. just want to get rid of some bulkier items of clothing.
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I’m thinking about face farts and facesitting and girls sitting on my face and that.
>>203298279>wearing stockings to school these slags need to be corrected...
(8) i'm in london you're in paris (8)
>>203298279
>>203298320eh?
>>203298081luv em x>>203298302link me up senpai?
>>203298279How the fuck's that allowed, I'd have spaffed me cacks as a teen
Phone posting is a form of punishment in and of itself if you really think about it
>>203298303The rules are for posters not advertisersHope this helps
Got the gay porn on in the living room
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I got a 3 day ban for posting a humble willyAnd yet people post illegal child exploitation images here and the jannies do nothing
azealia banks is the missing link between orangutans and niggers i have never ever seen such an animalistic creature appear on my phone screen
>>203298373read chan is fine
>>203298379>And yet people post illegal child exploitation images here and the jannies do nothingWhere's that happened then
>>203298380She’d unironically be right at home on /brit/
>tfw you now remember when you were drunk and saying nigga to strangers at a wedding mere months ago
>>203298380She’s genuinely so fit lol
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>>203298425why
I wonder why Diego is an incel
>>203298425God you must be such a weird little freak
old enough to remember when /r/jailbait was one of the most popular subreddits
Can’t get a new IP cause the fucking gay internet company doesn’t release the IP even doe it’s dynamic.
>>203298425Genuinely burst out laughing at this kek
>>203298380she's fucking demented, she dug up her cat and cooked it
>>203298486stop spamming
>>203298416i got done for "spamming" for posting ONE SINGLE MOUSEin a thread with ACTUAL SPAMMERS that were never dealt with
>diego rapping along to in da club by 50 cent
>>203298425someone says hard r n-word at toil and no one says anything, like they don't react to it whatsoever no laughs or anger
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Why do none of you report Belgium's posts?
>>203298425State of your life
>>203298525I can't see them
>>203298525if you can even see his posts you're doing it wrong
>>203298506That's bollocks
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>203298525I filter him You report him, lazy cunt
>>203298525cause i filtered that fuck
>>203298360https://x.com/wooperfuri/status/1843944315023950271?t=CwPFeUkmTuKu66r7nOREyA
>>203298406We could have some proper banter over her opinions on Australia
>>203298544>>203298546>>203298557>>203298559You treachourous cuntsClosing your eyes while someone destroys the thread.
>>203298525imagine not having 190 and all his alter egos filtered
>>203298525I do
>>203298581i used to turn off my filter to report all of them but they rarely got deleted so i stopped bothering
Did you know that Esperanto was almost made the international Lingua Franca after WW1?The League of Nations (precursor to the UN) voted on adopting it in 1920.Every school would've taught it as the world's second language.France was the only country to veto the vote, therefore preventing it from coming into effect.They did this because they wanted French to be the global Lingua Franca and at that time believed it still had a chance of beating English.So if it wasn't for France's veto, the UN and most international websites etc would be in Esperanto, not English.
>>203298279cronem had their wey with them they must be so loose now x
>>203298563I was already following her omdscheers lad, I had no idea that was ina x
I have written to the moderation staff several times about a number of different spammers here and literally nothing is done
>>203298651nonce
I'll need to change my trousers before having my pooStruggle to poo while wearing jeans you see I'm more of a jogging bottom pooer
>>203298525ive reported countless posts in /brit/ nothing ever happensnow and again you get warned to stop it
feel like I'm bam
>>203297536He's had his little runSeniors Tour soon
>>203298634Won't forget that arsehole ever I reckon, he's done me
>>203298659Dire isn't itYet they destroy Toby after he posts a single mouse
>I have written to the moderation staff several times about a number of different spammers here and literally nothing is done
>>203298691It really activates my almonds
>>203298634>ozempic exists>fat people still exist tooIrresponsible of them, just take the drug.
>>203298643esperanto is shit
>>203298685
Saw a pretty girl with dyed red hairShe was a bit mouthbreathey but sexy mouthbreathey if you know what I mean
Might start randomly having a melty about random things through the day. New gimmick.
>>203298697Filtering 190 is easy it's the really freaky creeps like gingerpedo that I wish they'd do something about
>>203298721They are taking the drug. Quite a lot of them are taking the drug.It's almost as if this "being fat is empowering" was a lie.
>>203298643surely english would have dethroned it anyway
>>203298697LOL
>>203298746What does "having a melty" involve exactly?
big poo baking in my stomach. Has been baking for a while so should come out nice and firm.
>>203298653fucking casualnext you'll tell me you didnt know she was canadian
>>203298697done him
Fucking hell a really sharted myself ladsStill 20 mins from home
Utter Rorke Nonsense.
>>203297536>Rich Brit boomers go to the US to hunt It's wild how Brits only want to hunt white tail deer and boar. What's stopping you guys from doing that at home
yeah.that boy def gonna kill her.
Business idea: concentration camps and gas chambers, exclusively for Vtuber fans
get the cost of heating down rorke
>>203298738These are the biggest most untrustworthy sluts there are
>>203298789halifax mentioned
>>203298815boar are in small numbers and hated by the man
>>203298825This but Jews
>>203298789I knew she was asian therefore a leaf
Why doesn't the government just introduce a 98% tax for anyone that tries to leave the country
>>203298852a PENG place that I must visit
tonight matthew i'm going to bePERRY COMO
>>203298884bit much isnt it
>>203298880you can't post this
no one enjoys anything anymore
>>203298894I'm going there next year
>>203298853Yeah but still I found out that there was a bunch of Brits who only want to go to the US to hunt deer so they can have a mount or some hide
>>203298855we could try both
>>203298880delete this immediately
>>203298782Just have a few likkle tantrums about mundane shit and lash out all day
winning the euromillions tonight
>>203298925basedhave fun lad
>>203298926don't really care about deer
>>203298952you won't enjoy it
>>203298960So you want to hunt Spanish boar? What's stopping you from catching one and skinning it
>>203298750>being fat is empoweringalmost nobody believes that, it's like 90% ragebait for retards on the internet
>>203298952lend us a tenner
>>203298988Oh go F yourself twat
got the gilmore girls on
>>203298916>>2032989352.5D supremacy!
>>203298988zero rading comprehension lmao
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
https://x.com/Timcast/status/1844710251536261355
>rading comprehension
>>203298997grim image
Reddit's preference for the aesthetic of scientism, technology and futurism is unironically superior to the 4chan zoomer tradcath's / Twitter cottagecore astrology e-girl's hobbit-like peasant craving for the aesthetic of "wholesome innawoods wheat fields back to monke/nature" aesthetics We need to go forward to the stars, not back to the dirt. Kill the longhouse. "Space is fake and gay", the heckin theological rosary-clutching morality mud-dweller cries, as Elon Musk epically narwhal bacons a White Eugenic Space Imperium
>>203298990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWc7vYjgnTs
Want her to poo in my mouth.
>>203299036You've been forcing us to be devoutly religious for thousands of years. Go some place else and let the f**k up, homie
>>203298880god i want to fuck fwmc at the same time
>>203299031grimage
>>203299011>zero rading comprehensionhow so?
woman who have their hair up give me the horn
>>203298993post feet
HershlagHer slagHer? slag
Remember at sixth form there was a girl with red hair and very obvious intentionally slutty get up, she'd also talk about her bf choking her sexually and being in a BDSM relationship with him and shit and wore collars to class etc. But otherwise she was decently smart.Anyway, half the autistic nerd virgins in my class were massive simps to her and made her the queen of their friend circle.I was friendless of course, but it was better that way. You see, as a bender myself, I could see the con from the start.In the second year of sixth form she claimed she was going to Peru after she finished her exams, to help the poor people there or whatever, she organised a proper campaign begging for money she claimed she'd be to help children at some Peruvian orphanage or whatever.Obviously the simps in my class gave, they chastised me for not donating, but I didn't care. And then when the time went and everyone finished sixth form, she took the money for herself and disappeared, never went to fucking Peru, never to be heard of again KEK.
>>203299076>homieThe reading comprehension in this post makes sense now
>>203299110bit rude
>>203299118hmm*scrolls past your post*
>>203299144corring, phwoaring
Let your own mental health struggles be your own. Stop bothering me with religious topics
>>203298697is that low status stare video good or is it pseud crap
>>203299110It’s pronounced hersch log.
>>203299171Cum on your own face
>>203299118Sounds like she's a chad, the biggest main character you ever knew How many times did you wank over her
>>203299195None because I'm gay. But I know most my class were. she was very clever for sure, new exactly how to manipulate and con them.
if it's hip, it's here
>>203299036Theres a time for reaping and a time for sowing; a key tenet of varg strain of nazi ideology is that it was a miraculous blessing that northern europeans remained uncontacted and uncivilized for so long because it left them with the highest purity of aryan blood unlike their cousins the ancient persians, greeks, romans, whose contact with non-aryan peoples allowed them to conquer and expand but who were ultimately subsumed by the unwashed masses. They still believe in the long term goal of space colonization but a long "replanting" period is required
lots of bot posts in todaywhat's going on
>>203299220posted it again award
>>203299118>he took the money for herself and disappearedhow do you know if she went to peru or not?
>>203299118Had a girl like this in my year but everyone took the piss out of her because they knew what she was up to
>>203299245Scran that
ah yes. the australian problem
working class brits dont emigrate that's why all the brits in canada are soulless. they have no working class charm
got the gay hypnosis on
>>203299079need them rap battling kendrick
did the neet tranny post the spammed gimmick
>>203299118>>Obviously the simps in my class gave, they chastised me for not donating, but I didn't care.there's no way this happenedI've never been anywhere where a bunch of guys would try and shame a nigga for not giving money to some hoe ass bitch
>>203299266>working class charmThat is a myth unfortunately
>>203299275i want to smash mococo while fuwawa backseats her performance
>>203299245
pretty sure a girl shagged me once just to fuck with my head. she never did it again and it made me feel like utter shit but I think she did it on purpose just to fuck with my head
>Drop in foreign student visas worrying for UK universities
>>203299323wow sounds awful
>>203299245Fucking hell what a horrible fate
>>203299266>working class charm"giz a ciggie mate"
>>203299225doesn't even feel like there are humans herenobody posting about being free from toil, boozing, going out, getting pissed, nothing
Simple just ban amazon from operating in the uk then
>>203299347it was thoughwas horrible for my mental elves
>>203299363Might buy it just because it's funny looking
>>203299363loooooool leftypol fuming
Freezing cold and raining
>>203299334hope it freefalls and they have to take a long hard look at themselves. lowering the bar to let in chinese students who literally don't know english, just because they require foreign student money to survive
>>203299363his aftershave is nice
>>203299363of courseamazon probably supports israel like mr yaxley lennon
>>203299363Leftypol loves banning books now don't theyBtw the 'pressure group' in question is Hope not Hate
Jannies allow illegal upskirt photos, school girl photos, and gore.But not a picture of a willy.Right, taking some notes here.
got chaturbate on
Leftypol buying Tommy Robinson’s book so he can burn it and take a knee in front of pakisRorke buying Tommy Robinson’s book and realising there’s no pictures
>Wilding said McCullough “made arrangements to ensure that she continued to enjoy the benefit of the pensions” that continued to be paid in her parents’ names after their deaths. The prosecutor said McCullough “benefited from” £59,664.01 from the state pension and £76,334.58 from McCullough’s teacher’s pension between 18 June 2019 and 15 September 2023.That Teaching pensions a good one.
Just had a 30 second fart
>>203299334Good. Hopefully some of them will close down. Too many mongs going to university and doing useless degrees which lead to nothing but debt. Time to make a degree actually mean something again.
>>203299477should've recorded it
>>203299392at least chinese students tend to go home afterin canada the vast majority of our international "students" are here to wageslave and get permanent resident status
>>203299477Chat shitYou’d have shit yourself surely
>>203299474Nowt wrong with that
>>203299474She spent it all losing at online gamblingWoman brain
ever been in a fatal situationever seen a dead body
Mental to believe this was the best selling book in the UK last weekThis country is so fucking retarded.
>>203299539Rage on leftywoke
>>203299539piss off woke moralist
/brit/ boys kissing each other :)
>>203299539Cope on
>>203299539We’ve had it leftypol wokeness
>>203299564>>203299564>>203299564
>>203299596T w a t
>>203299539It was the first book a lot of them have read. A great day for literacy
>>203299474Yeah, but you have to spend 30 years teaching absolute spackers with zero attention span in order to get it.
>>203299539>comic sanstommy robinson is the most retarded grifter i've ever seen oh my dayysssssss
