club penguin

>>203303268
And Scotland c:

>>203303359
Just horsing around

>>203303382
:>

https://is2.4chan.org/int/1728652792597466.jpg
The woman at the jobcentre looks lkke this (only saw her from behind)

distinct lack of Americans itt

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this rain storm got me sleepy

I’m starting my coding journey.
Has anyone here successfully gotten a job from skills they learned online?

>>203303516
sleep = good

>>203303523
You can get university videos off of YouTube where they've put them there themselves!

>>203303475
We're boycotting the thread
Usa deserves top billing
UMC

I'm basically Peter Griffin. Fat, retarded, often mean-spirited, constantly spouting random nonsense and obscure references, only nice when the story calls for it.

>>203303524
big if true

>>203303475
Too many Europeans

I am an American

Best way to describe myself? A 40 gallon yard trash bag full of putrid shit and piss.

>>203303674
I feel like you've been talking to my mum

im mentally ill and suicidal

>>203303697
:(

>>203303562
Yeah, I’m asking if anyone here has gotten a webdev job just from studying at home. I know some people have.

Was walking and a big ass bolt from a car flew past my head and missed me by a few inches
Almost had swet release

>>203303697
browse the internet more instead of finding fulfilling hobbies and friendships im sure it will help

mousey

Where did all the Bernie bros go?

>>203303697
Why suicidal?

Stopped being suicidal and depressed once I realized my only actual problem is that I'm not rich

I need to do something social thus weekend bros
Been just doing gym work home and a few super isolated hiking trails for months now and haven't spoken to anybody outside of family and store clerks.

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>>203303697
become a tranny

i fucking love sweetened condensed milk so goddamn much. i could eat it by itself forever.

I have never seen a real gun irl

When I take these antihistamines and go sleep, I wake up lathered in sweat. It turned my bedsheets into plastic and then, I woke up again with thr dye from thr sheets transferred onto my skin and a puddle of sweat from them bring so saturated. But also it is lkke the lather I get some sweat , like a horse. It's worse than usual though and is really bad. Also the sweat stinks and doesn't evaporate instantly
So I'm going to take the dose again and stay away yo see if it affects my body temperature, nd have done so at nighttime

>>203303850
This is lkke the example the Legal Eagle used in his video about shouting fire in a crowded movie theater

>>203303899
horse

>>203303960
Are you the infamous mouse posting paedophile?

Alright it's about time for me to win the lottery

>>203304050
uh oh

Put it this way, I cannot deal with being out of a mental asylum. I cannot deal with being out of a mental asylum on Christmas. If I haven't gone in an insane asylum by then you will all have to deal with my suicide on Christmas eve(who gives a shit?) This is an urgent need to go into an insane asylum have have seeex. I need you to introduce me to as many SSRIs and fellow mental patients that I can feel nothing with me and be with them in a padded cell. Say Christmas eve suicide again vevause if it was a troll post (a lil trolling) that would be good for comedic affect

>>203304050
This is /cum/
We say nonce in america, not paedo

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>>203303850
Latina soles

>>203303849
Do you live in La Pine?

I need glue to be put in my unkept hair and have antipsychotics giving me tinnitus as much as possible so my hands can be bound and I walk around like that all day

>>203304174
I wish
I used to live in Bend but that was like 20 years ago lol

you got guts kid, i like that

I need a tube in my butt to drip honey in there and I can just lie down unconscious all day with my butt up in the air

What should I bring to the rentoid dinner party? I’m thinking of a tray of brookies from Walmart

I want to rest my head on a big titty blondes thighs

>>203304281

I'm trans by the way but a lesbian so it's straight. I'm also an artist
All men are women but not gay bevayse then it goes around to being normal again, and artists are abnormal

Also I'm trans. I have a fuckin PUSSY, bitch

Going to work

>>203304232
You shouldn’t come back in that case, it’s a grim corporate hellhole now. All the racists went east and all that’s left are their catmom hippy freak daughters and soy transplants

>>203304364
This old man did a video presentation at work for a subject and used zoom to record it. And I learned that if you're going to have a green screen background, yoi shouls also have something before you, for the illusion of depth. And if there is another depth (like on another axis), like using side to side, you can pull off some cool things and even trick yhe brain into believing the background, ev3b if it's a little fantasy ish

americans be like: “everything changed once those dang americans moved in”

BLUE MEN PERFORMING AT THE EDINBURGH PLAYHOUSE probably

>>203304390
Still a gorgeous area. Miss hiking around three sisters

>>203304481
>neolibs are people, let alone american
bold claim

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That's sad
You could get this guy for lkke, 50 dollars

Every moment I experience the tragic impotence of engaging decaying systems that erode intimacy.
Constant inertia in the face of overwhelmingly enigmatic yet tangible existential dread

IM A WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER

>>203304605
:(

>>203304144
long feet are long

i can't believe the mandala system is real

>>203304671
>mentioning the T word
>politics
See you in 3 days

>>203304525
>neolibs
how can we stop them?

I apologise for the mouse freak spamming your thread with schizophrenic ramblings

>>203304740
Do people really sit out their bans

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>>203304511
You’re not wrong. There was an aurora again last night visible with night mode
>three sisters
Based but pretty crowded right now, I prefer to go when the weather’s more inhospitable. For me though it’s Tumalo falls just because I love me some river woods scenery

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How do you cut down on social media? I get very lonely without it.

>>203304832
Ikr

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what's the deal with Florida. Why do all hurricanes always hit them

>>203304832
those without dynamic IPs or whose mobile IPs are rangebanned, yes

>>203304820
No one asked
Go back

I got mugged at an ATM in Chino, CA but then the guy said he was just kidding and gave me the money back and walked away.

Post a cobson

>>203304888
God is punishing them for having so many Brazilians (Orlando & Miami areas)

>>203304859
UwU

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>>203304842
Thats cool
We saw it from Connecticut the other night

>>203304924
This is what fish say to their friends when you throw them back in.

>>203304973
Yes, I suppose it would be

They're saying that rhe Democrats have weather .shines
This isnt about politics. It's about weather machines

>>203304888
Jet stream, water and air temperatures mainly. Unless you wanted a joke answer then I dunno, Florida man or something

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>>203304939
wtf that's mean why did he do that

>>203304973
>Throwing the fish back after you've pierced the roof of its mouth with a wicked sharp hook

>>203304912
You're a paedophile

>>203305039
When rain falls (it is not/charged), and bevause of that it wants to join together in streams. Then bevause of these streams of charge, lighting can happen. And that's sort of how lightning happens

>>203304888
Look at it, it's sticking out in the middle of the ocean

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This is so epic

>>203304859
are you using 4chan and also other social media platforms?

>>203305095
wow really?

>>203305063
Is this not done anymore? I thought it was still common procedure.

Does the thought of me still cross your mind?

>>203305112
Yes c:

>>203305109
Yes. 4chan, discord, and news websites. But, I limit the news browsing to 10 minutes or so because it quickly gets depressing.

>>203305131
if you can get rid of the other foreign flags here I will think about (you) more

>>203305131
A knife is gonna cross your throat if you ever post in /cum/ again frog

https://youtu.be/LeR0c6d8AVk?si=jsA9wCRRZPpAPOUA
Spain mentioned

>>203305188
Wow that's mean

>>203304262
>no suggestions
Losers, the lot of you. Brookies it is.

>>203304262
poop

>>203305234
What’s a brookie?

>>203305307
A brownie cookie

>>203305203
No mercy for french "people"

They said something in the meeting and I looked up ours on a website, and they went on to talk about the same things! So America and Britain are having the same documentation c:

eating a brookie in my shacket at the barcade

>>203303268
imagine the stench

>>203305307
Brownie cooked with a cookie dough mixture. Dessert’s a pretty safe bet

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Made a post in another thread and no one (you)'d me before it 404'd

>>203305360
America and France are friends

Spainparasite crosslinked the thread then. Just like he likes doing to that thread on other boards for the unfavourables such as the cretin posting there all day toda6

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how do you refute this without sounding mad

>>203305178
well you already know what's important, just use them a bit less, feeling or being lonely is worse

>>203305465
we always knew canada is freaky

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I should have been born handsome, but I wasn't. I'm ugly but have the spirit of an attractive person.

I am a handsome man trapped in an ugly man's body.

life aint shit but a fat vagina

>>203305578
screaming annie are you okay? annie are you okay?

>>203305578
Whoop there goes gravity

>>203305575
foid brained comment

>>203305611
LIMO TINTED WITH THE GOLD PLATES
STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTOM THIS THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
FROM A PEASANT TO A PRINCE TO A MOTHERFUCKIN' KING (OH YEAH)

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>go abroad, go travel the world
>once there: COLLAPSE! ITS A CRISIS. 5 MORE YEARS THE HEALTHCARE IS DOOMED

Them desert countries can't even afford fridges
Sheeee

Just remembered: I spent hours looking at bongs and pipes online and in stores during my highschool years. Seems so silly now.

a bodega is just a gas station with no gas

fuck new york city

I would rather go fight in a war than go to prison

>>203305659
bitch, where was you when I was walkin'? *gunshot* (by the time you hear the next pop, the funk shall be within you) *gunshot*

>>203305901
i'd rather be a bum than do any of those

>>203305967
please tell me there's more edits of this flip's shitty webcomic

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My name is shahir. Goodbye forever

>>203305967
What kind of mindbroken faggot freak would save an image like this?

>>203306040
t. butthurt ricedick incel

>>203303850
You can't guilt trip people into dating you lmao

i was thinking about how long we go back and i still don't know your names. so what are your names, /cum/shits? my name is jebilo stanisavljevic

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reminder that I look like this

>>203306061
Porn brained faggot

>>203306123
You're bald too?

>>203306108
my name is Goran Rapistovic

Need the robots to take over already.

>>203306108

This niggas names sounds weird looool!

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>>203306028
there's tons of them, an /int/ specialty even.

>>203306166
Need to lock uou up and take care of hoi

This nigga a broccoli LOOL

Every time I talk to a medical professional about having chronic nightmares they ask me about childhood trauma like what is this bullshit? You just found some textbook definition and haven't explored anything beyond that

You know they're mixing together carbon monoxide and steam in a chamber? That's crazy. Jamie pull that up, yeah, that one. They're mixing carbons and H2. I don't think the amount of CO ever decreases

>>203306147
yeah I gotta shave off again because there's still a lot of hair on the side of my head and barely any at the top, I look mentally ill
im also mentally ill

>>203306308
You're mentally ill

>>203305967
damn it really do be like that...

When I was in Elementary school we had back to back field trips one week.
First we went to UCLA campus to see this stunad math magician show. It was lame beyond the telling of it. Then we went whale watching off the coast of Anacapa Island. That was the funniest field trip I ever went on

>>203306339
true that

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>>203306040

>>203306339
>this coming of from you

It's been two months
I think that it could be been purgatory section, but it was fine. I learned a lot about myself. Also it wasn't too hard
In that situation I also came up with ways to fix the problem and weighed a lot of options. Eventually it got fixed, faster than it could've taken
I definitely need a rush or pursuit that isn't so dangerous. It felt good

>>203306373
That's crazy we went to Capital One :/

Isaac Newton was a self proclaimed volcel and died a virgin

>>203306292
bro you need to summon carl jung from the death so he can shed some light on your problem

>>203306292
What do you get? I used to dream about being chased all the time.

>>203306462
Is that sigma of him?

i had a dream i perfectly diced an onion

>>203306393
takes one to know one

>>203306462
He just like me fr

>>203306488
Mostly school like turning in projects late or something. I get chased but in my dreams I can jump like in video games

Did you guys ever do that game as a kid called the pass-out challenge, where on person slumps down with his head down and arms at the side for lkke 3 minutes and then goes back up really.fast and one other person punches you in the chest really hard and then you pass put and that's the game

>>203306488
>>203306562
check this out, there's nightmares like those mentioned in this video, the being chased one is specially interesting
https://youtu.be/XgZ2bZXu5fE

These tablets ain't shit. Hopefully I haven't been pissing myself

>>203306587
had a stroke trying to read this

I hear that a lot of 45+ alcoholics piss and shit the bed
Every one of them I've known in real life drank lager or cider

piss

>>203306462
he also seethed at his stepdad and had an unusually fond attachment to his mother

>>203306693
Well hopefully you don't do this, but it was lkke the normal way of making yourself faint, but with someone hitting you in the chest

At work with a headache and feeling a little lethargic :(

Still got 6 hours left too

>>203306765
had a stroke trying to read this

>>203306839
Maybe you're just retarded

>>203306852
maybe your writing skills are shit tier + i don't care what you're saying, weirdo

hey i'm posting here watch out

>>203306901
I'm mentally ill:c

>>203306962
welcome to the club

i used to dream about suffocating a lot
i'd dream i was face down in my bed and paralyzed so i couldn't move to breathe, not sure if it was a nightmare or sleep paralysis

>>203307013
I get that too if I can't breathe in real life but my body knows why and what to avoid

>>203306562
>I get chased but in my dreams I can jump like in video games
Nice. I can’t really control things in my dreams except to wake myself up if it gets too scary.
>>203306648
Watched the part about PTSD and repeating nightmares. Neat.
My recurring nightmares 99% stopped after I turned around and confronted my pursuer in a dream. I still get occasional stress dreams about being framed for murder and hunted down tho.

>>203307013
sleep paralysis
are you epileptic? do you have family with epilepsy?

>>203306940
Some chicano is going to start and try to talk to you in Italian

>>203306940
scuse me pardon me
heh my captcha is W0P

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YOU CAN TALK ABOUT CHA CHA
TANGO WALTZ OR THE RUMBA
SENORA'S DANCE HAS NO TITLE
YOU JUMP IN THE SADDLE HOLD ONTO THE BRIDLE

>>203307063
>wake myself up if it gets too scary
I wish this could happen. I just wake up with my sheets soaked in sweat

>>203307106
Good post Canada, even though you aren't really a leaf

>>203303268
I saw these guys down at the Mcdonalds.

>>203307106
what did you say about my mum you fellacker

>>203303458
I would not talk to her but would mentally mark her down as a hot chick in my vicinity and then go home angry about the unfairness of the world for creating hot women I have no ability to converse with.

>>203307068
not epileptic and no family history of it. there was a period of time a couple years ago where i would get that nightmare once a week or so but i don't really get them anymore.

Aha sparasite is a good one. The S could even stand for spastic retard

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I currently live near this spot

Thoughts on Mr. Beast?

i really need a zoomerina 19 years old girlfriend who knows english, watches youtube and tiktok all days, uses words like "yapping" often, plays gacha games and has a mediocre gpa

>>203307363
He's almost as annoying as you

whats the most broke-ass poverty-ass never-worked-a-day-in-their-life-ass career that you would tolerate in a romantic partner?
for me, anything below six figures may as well be homelessness.

>>203307363
really worried about him since the stupid allegation videos came out
i hope he's doing well and he's not stressing too much

A lot of Mr. Beast appreciator ITT

>>203307389
yapdollar tier post

>>203307389
>for me, anything below six figures may as well be homelessness.
80-90% of americans by the way

Though we weren't going to reply to the ratpedo brit
Nigga feels now like a princess on her birthday

>>203307389
>whats the most broke-ass poverty-ass never-worked-a-day-in-their-life-ass career that you would tolerate in a romantic partner?
It doesn't matter as long as she's not a stripper/hooker/porn star/OF model. Those chicks ain't even broke though, they make good money.
The way I look at it is... I don't want to deal with a "career woman" and I make enough money to where my girl can stay at home and take care of the kids. So if she has some bummy ass job like being a cashier then the choice for her to become a stay at home mom is a no brainer.

>>203307389
>anything below six figures may as well be homelessness
Brianesque post while he lives in the ghetto and sells Satanic books while mexicans scare him outside his window

the niggas at atlus know way too much

That's projection

>>203307138
Interesting. My dreams have cinematic moments (complete with sfx) and at a certain point I just think “wtf, I’m dreaming” and wake up. I’m still scared for a bit after I wake up tho.
Example: haunted house dream where a ghost in a mirror jump-scared me, screeching violin sfx and everything, causing me to think “ok, come on, this is a dream” and wake up.

>>203307547
It doesn't make a difference. They say ignore him but he goes on about nettles whatever schizo bullshit

>>203305040
God's trying to return them to Brazil.

>>203307604

Proxy

>>203303268
NAFTA.png

>>203307384
i have met dozens of bitches of that description on omegle

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trying to get 20 million studs and all golden bricks in lego star wars

>>203303475
Half of us are mexican so that would explain it

>>203307692
good luck lmao

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>>203307705
whats so funny?

>>203307692
Me but it was for Indiana Jones

>>203307756
maybe i will do that next

>>203307750
First off, what a bitch.
Second, based grandpa. Never put up with disrespect.

>>203307750
Based

>>203307750
brutal and based
i'd rather die alone than die next to a woman who cheated on me and then lied about it

>>203306562
That's why your therapist brings up childhood trauma. They're nightmares for children. Turning in a book report late? You have the mind of a child. Lmao my nightmares are about being homeless or getting some terminal disease.

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Tummy is empty

>>203307854
>Turning in a book report late?
No college shit

>>203307809
incel brainrot tier post

In 1926, US Public Health Service allows leaded gasoline to return to the market.

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>>203307862
>I will never make it to Mycenae

It hurts.

So how is the American flag going to be redesigned if more states get added?

Butcher's Bridge full soundtrack

>>203307899
>No college shit
Okay so instead of the chronicles of narnia you guys read frankenstein, big whoop.

>>203307930
Puerto Rico will never be a state and no one wants Canada

>>203307967
Did you go to college they have these gay you must turn in shit by midnight assignments and I always dream I forgot one

>>203307981
It's inevitable that USA is going to start annexing more territory.

I want Canada

>>203307981
I want Canada but without the jeets, zhangs, and haitians

>>203308026
No one wants you

See this is why he wants to silence me from your ears he's horrible

the collective unconscious is real

he's got a way with the ladies and he's keepin it real
your favorite little study buddy he knows the deal

>>203308050
FUCKING SAME!
I think that's something we can all get behind.

>>203308026
@_@

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>>203308050
You are in for a grim reminder

Of you put a collar on a girl then what after

watching destiny

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>>203308181
it's over

>>203308181
bienvenido a miami

forgot to mention. i also just put on a chastity cage

For the first time ever I am using a wired connection on my pc. I'm excited to see how much better it is than wifi.

>>203308181
We already knew that Ontario and BC are trash heaps. Quebec too.

>>203308310
hes destroying chuds

>>203303268
Me on the left

>>203307862
I hate this shit. No wonder the zoomers are depressed.

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>>203308357

>>203308259
if your pc has a good Wi-Fi chip is not gonna be faster, but defo more stable

>>203308562
Yeah stability has been my main issue, it just cuts out sometimes, which has prohibited me from playing multiplayer games.

it's over buds

it's not over 'till the fat lady sharts

I live whygena

I succeed because I have the method

wait up

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Bizarre string of nothing posts

Rolled a cig and must've smoked it (don't remember doing that, never do)
Now I'm having another cigarette

>>203308021
>Did you go to college they have these gay you must turn in shit by midnight
Every college I've attended (three) have had that.

There's a statue of Tupac in Greece

Whats that nigguh
It's a rod foo
Lay down that shit nigguh
And he did, like a bitch
And the nine turned into a snake and slithered away

>>203308978
me

>>203308502
Jaja ñ

I should stop watching porn at work. I think

>>203309126
who does this in the first place

How many poojeets did you smell at a distance today?

>>203309350
As lkke a sexual thing?

>>203309244
*skull emoji* *skull emoji* *skull emoji*

brainrot, i wanna relax and kill some zombies

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just got a text message from FK

im 24 right now, if I make it to let's say 55 years old, i can't even begin to imagine how bizarre will society be, and I'm not sure i wanna know

I found another Harvard YouTube channel!!

that japanese guy eating doritos and drinking pepsi

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Damn that socks. I hope they find a cure soon

I can't imagine how much more shit will this thread be with more tryhard posts. I guess this is why it goes dead sometimes. People just take a break.

>>203308978
The Chuddha knows nothing is always happening

>>203309942
remember jason?

Jason

the normie asks chuddha, "what will you do when society finally collapses?"
chudda responds, "the same thing i'd do when a jew tells the truth."
and the normie was enlightened.

>>203310097
fucking lmao

>>203310097
explain

when the kids playing roblox right now are all grown up, society will either peak or crumble apart

>>203310097
OK but what would he do

>>203309802
Are you alright mate? Haven't seen you on much recently and it makes me worried :(

it doesn't really make sense because chuds believe society is going to collapse

>>203310097
insanely based chuddha

>>203310286
but they also believe that nothing ever happens
can chuddha explain this dilemma

im gonna eat some doritos, wish me luck

>>203309942
this thread is shit because actually mentally unwell non meme schizos are allowed to spam it to death with no one banning them, I think /int/ needs email verification/post times more than any other board

it really is the kind of tired that sleep doesn't fix

>>203310421
how many minutes of direct sunlight on your skin did you get today?

Fat demoralization post and yet another complaint post

>>203310421
sleep is the best thing in the world

>>203310661
Do nooses come furnished in very French home?

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>>203310421
same

>>203310661
you matter

>>203310807
Lead pipes

i wish i was never born

Hello you miserable /cum/sluts!
I am full of energy and power despite waking up early as fuck and working the entire day.
Made huge progress on the wiring. Sold an expensive piece of machinery I didn't think I would be able to sell.
I am winning today.

>>203310885
!

Feeling pretty tired so I'm going to take a nap

>>203310867
i also wish you were never born nigga

>>203310948
why would you say that?

>>203310661
LOOL
You feel bad and I don't!

>>203310990
oh i'm sorry i didn't mean it i swear

SOME POST THEIR WHITEBOI BEATDOWNS

all colors of bois can slam my butthole

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Posting White boys beating down brown bitches with their BWCs would be against the rules, sorry.

We need to see white bois getting SLAUGHTERED

stupid people who can't speak english
if i moved to another country i'd learn the language within 3 months