piccolissima lattine edition
>>203306367epic bread
first
>>203306367kek, nice gimmick so what do we talk about here? the abominations of kizza and such I assume?
>>203306367Bonjourno
bongiorno
>>203306419VERY aggressive pose by prolific anti-semite Herr Corbyndisgusting really
SIGNORI
>>203306444Err bonjour lads
>>203306424The Irish + terroni
arrivederci lads
>>203306459just banter innit
>>203306480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASM3jm-ocyA
anyone for. booze ??
>>203306615yh
eating pooza
on the fucking boozefound out im not getting made redundant today
God when I woke up this morning I just knew I was in great physical shape
>>203306684ktinm
>>203306671>>203306684>>203306718immaginate essere un uomo alto 160
>>203306757just a margarita and a peroni please mate
I will never stop doing 20 mm max hangsGrip strength is the greatest predictor of mortality
They linked up?
hello do you like cats?
Why is piccolissima edizione spreading so much?
>>203306831i'll do anything for pussy, lad
>>203306856anything, you say?
>>203306856dangerus guy iu are
need a bond fillum where he struggles to make a shepherds pie whilst that french bitch whinges in his ear about 'ze inglish eating ze orrible food'could call it no thyme for pie or something and set it in basingstoke.
>>203306787>margaritazesty drink
>>203306927wasn't funny the first time you said it pal
someone stole my poo
>>203307004STO SCOREGGIANDO
making poosta
out the perfidious people of britannia
eeh ooh im poostin here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjptpU4wx0
>>203307124want some spaghett?
>t-terrorists were hiding in those places we told civilians to move to
>>203307124>I NEED ATTENTION I MUST BE HERE TOO I MUST BE EVERYWHERE IM HEEEERE IM HEEERE
>>203307230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1lIn9qcDKM
>>203307371bruschetti
>>203307458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u4g6kGRqMU
>>203307536>scriveva antonio gramsciE niente, qui ho fermato il video
>>203307243I hate them
from the screento the ringto the pento the king
This morning I saw a father holding the shredded remains of his child.I wish for nothing but harm on the perpetrators and their accomplices.Genuinely if both the current and precious cabinet each died of a heart attack tonight I would throw a party.
>203307617wasted another minute of his life award
>>203306367LOL bella fusione
one chance at life and parents named me Nill Kiggers
https://x.com/Ginja_Ninja_88/status/1841044120292180457
>>203306436
Ho bevuto un litro di latte e adesso sto sdiarreando
https://x.com/dubslife1/status/1840816267537600664
>>203308574lol dumbass set himself on fire
https://x.com/dubslife1/status/1839545503953940532oof
>>203308796i have noticed british find this type of joke very funny thats why they don't fit into australian culture
>>203308847>thats why they don't fit into australian culturehow so?
>>203308796Done her
>>203308796idgi
Incredibile........Le gatte che parla....... dice "Skippa"
Bonjornissimo ragazzos
>>203308976you've got a bowl of olives on your head mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMoqYwGgsjAit's up
alri mongs
what's the obsession with making robots that look like humans? robots should perform a function. a machine doesn't need to look like a human except as a meme.
>>203306927Keith Floyd did exactly thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWhTKXgTw_A
Why is the Kingsman film full of anti-imperial, anti-British nonsense? It's not nice
There are only 5 countries on Earth where ordinary police officers do not carry firearms as standard issue.They are:>Iceland>Ireland>New Zealand>Norway>United Kingdom
>>203309049brainlet take
buona sera raggazi
>>203309071How the UK police still get criminals scared of them I don't know. Them boys are good they have to be.
>>203309071the true first world
>>203309068Because Mark Millar is Scottish? Still accepted that MBE though the hypocrite
>>203309108they're masters of hand to hand combat
cor blimey
when i got arrested the polis man was shakin like a leaf less him
KSI has been utterly buck brokenFirst his songNow his shitty kids mealsIt's over for him
3750 calories a day starting tomorrow.
>>203309206what's your weight?
>>203309174una bella classica x
>>203309189are you black?
what the fuck is this shitgrim
>>203309194fuck up cunt hes a millionaire and your sat on your ass
Ah fuckMy very unsatisfying dinner has me craving more food nowShit now I have to eat again and I've got no real snacks. Fruit is not a reward.
>>20330921888kg
The most common choice for kids to make when asked what job they want when they grow up is Youtuber/StreamerWestern society is over...
I wonder what it feels like to be professionally competent and know you can just get a jobafter my degree I just got depressed and never lasted more than a year at a job.Probably unemployable now
>>203309194He has the number one song in the world Number one kids mealNumber one energy and hydration drinkHe won Total English victory
>>203309004raora with the IQ of a kot lmao xx
>>203309240I'm actually laid on my belly phone posting What good is being a millionaire if you're brought to tears by a few people online
so this is /brit/the final onekilled by a threadsplit
>>203309237no I am nordic (scots)
>>203309071It's not like we need them, compared to countries with drug gangs or whatever
>>203309058Proper intercultural banter
Hock tuah, brute?
>>203309246>Fruit is not a reward.I always think this but then I have a lovely clementine and realise they're bloody fantastic
nth for the gyaldem
>>203309300lmao
BBC.
how do I cope with being a brainlet?
>>203309105Good evening>>203309109>true first worldLichtensteinSan MarinoMonacoVatican city
>>203309144interesting, you sound like my grandmothershe's a bit thick but it means she gives unfiltered, common sense opinions by stating the obvious where others won't
Good morning down under
>>203309319Is this a man?
>>203309319needs a spade
>>203309355Don't worry about it
Spainscum is leaking>>>/tv/204403992
>>203309372>Is this a man?Me looking at a plucked chicken
https://youtu.be/EFdiM0f2FWE?si=tkeJ6owKL_04day_
>>203309310luv em xx
>>203309355Write some dross like Phänomenologie des Geistes and pretend you aren't.
>>203309310nothing stopping us from making one of these vtubers and a realistic sounding pitch shifter. We could all be fake anime girls online for money
>>203309071Surprised by New Zealand as they have much more hunting and they have motorbike gangs and 4chan Australians to watch out for
>>203309382toby
I've noticed people are using the n word a lot more on 4chan recently
>>203309269>mates from uni>2:2 >working at banks / big 4>me>first class degree>neet
>>203309414it's heatherfreak
>>203309382Mate, you can choose at any time to try be a little less mentally illDiet of the mind
>>203309373consider yourself 'jakked
>>203309425are you going to start spamming this now
went for cereal as a snack
>>203309372no
Good day gentlemen, and may I say, what a fine thread this is
>>203309382I've been bradleyposting outside of /brit/ for months now
>>203309408That's probably why New Zealand is run by the motorcycle gangs
We all Seaside in life x
>>203309448There are really much worse things that one could spam
posting roommates is vile behaviour
Just feeling a bit shit desu ladsNothing is quite right
>>203309479posted it again award (incel edish)
bradleyposting has been going on for over 7 years
Letty Butler is on TV far too often.
>>203309506This is literally a Monty Python skit.
Heard some teens having a house party on my walk there. Felt very nostalgic for a moment, then realised i spent most house parties awkwardly stood next to 1 person I actually knew and would panic if they went to the toilet or something
livin the la dolce vita here lads mwah x
how did he do it?
>>203309514pray for 2 minutes
>>203309563How do I do that
Mad how 90% of my posts are non-replies and conversation starters while for other people 90% of their posts are repliesSome people were just made to follow
Does anybody have the big Bradley picture?
>>203309425>>203309571mental health award
YouTube be like>Hey wanna check out a season 3 spoiler for a show you've never watched No, man!
>>203309518cheers mate, been working hard on this so it's nice to see some positive feedback x
Get me down the mines
>>203309450sugary cereal?
>>203309560>step1: have an anus?????????>profit
>>203309590i fixed my post, its better
>>203309571Fuck you on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SegvE4skHw
>>203309613oh its still shite
>OFF: Diego>ON: Belgium
>>203309417>just eating the sandwich does it for you? If you say sothat mukbang asmr shit really opened the doors for the women that wanted to make simp money without doing pornThen they all started doing porn anywayIn for a penny in for a pound I guess
>>203309629not nice of you is it
Listening to Nine Inch Nails and my dad told me to turn that shite off baka He only listens to 70s boomer prog rock
>>203309613>>>>>>>>>>>fixed
*breathes hot moist breath on the back of your neck*
>>203309614Do you wank to this image?
As he become more of an incel and women's fishy fannies more of a long lost memoryHe became more anti-government
>>203309626the sub bass in this makes my brain feel nice
if it's hip, it's here
goooo westtt
goy milki'm milking the goyim
I remember back at school there were dull kids in class who gave up on learning. Instead, they would just endlessly repeat some mildly amusing phrase to themselves. /brit/ makes a lot more sense with that in mind.
>>203309653only some did porn unfortunately
>>203309513nerissa postsed this on twitter a week or so back
want impressed by portugal personally
>>203309537And Lucy Letby is not on TV enough
Friday night on the chon!
>(You)Yeah?
just woke up
bradrey
>>203309658Have you considered trying to make the smallest effort to make a decent post and engage with people instead of spamming shit?
going to use my loud blender at 10pm. Don't care about the neighbours
>>203309549why didn't you just drink at them
FRIDAY NIGHT MADDAFACKKAAAAAAAAAS
desuarchive is back up
>>203309757Home alone Friday night again?
>>203309772What are you blending? Your own penis?
>>203309772it's already 11pm thoughalbeit
>>203309754wow, that's not nice of you is it....
havent watched a film in ages. might watch one tomorrow. it's a bit late to start one now.
>>203309788why would I do that lad? Just some milk, oats, peanut butter, oreos, and proetin powder
>>203309715This is me but I'm in my 40sI used to be smart, I used to know things, I had potential
>>203309772their fault for not being wealthy enough to live on a remote country estate
>>203309722These AI filters look so retarded
>>203309815Dude I'm frickin proteinmaxxing
>>203309813watched about 30 movies so far this october, mostly horrors
>>203309783it's not
>>203309614very easy to find good velma cosplayimpossible to find good daphne cosplayher dress is never accurate
Just pooped in my jeans while sat at my computer chairOh dear
>>203309779i don't know what this means honestly
>>203309837what's the scariest one you saw
suckling on a can of john smiths
>>203309804It is nice of him to do that. Why don't you try to make good posts?
>>203309837list some good ones please
>>203309861He is severely mentall ill.Do not try to reason wit him
>>203309861they are good posts
Got my bum in the air
*dies suddenly and unexpectedly*
>>203309813Gonna watch The Batman tonight. Never watched it but I heard that new Penguin show is very good so I want to see the connection to it.
foxlingsvulpecula
Glad that bug-eyed Italian chebzilla monster twitch streamer decided to go into onlyfans. Most of these steamer girls for years would just tease and hint at their bodies before onlyfans came along and just fully incentivised them to take their clothes off
You don't know meFuck youYou don't know meFuck youPig
>£9453 return since account openedThey say you get a free gf at £10,000
>>203309887What an ugly cunt
wen di pale ting walk pass
>anonymous dies suddenly and unexpectedly
>>203309894*gives it a little pat*
>>203309903we hardly knew ye
>>203309904
>>203309850You are supposed to drink alcohol at parties so you can release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin, talk to new people and have some fun
I DONT FUCKIN CAREBITCH
Used to watch a new film every night. Problem was I'd be so sleepy after work that it felt like a slog to get through the longer films.
>>203309903vaxx status?
>>203309935GYALDEM SAID NO BUT MAN SAID LOW IT
you fucken chicken thief
>>203309929can confirm that is not true
>>203309849how american of you
>>203309968Oh i did that too, but i just ended up throwing up on the floorMy inhibitions are higher than my tolerance for drinking apparently
all nice and well but cronem got his s curved longting oiled up and ready x
Bongiorno, mi chiamo e Bruce. Bruce Chetta
>>203309852>>203309865The Thing, Let the Right One In, Perfect Blue, The Lighthouse, The Return of the Living Dead, Candyman, The Wicker Man, Braindead, Cemetary Man, Ginger Snaps, Exorcist 3, Hellraiser, Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight
>>203309903Alri George baldcock
making america great again
Shart police shouting outside, shining their torches at my window
aliens on earth are realE115.
>>203309887incel cat
thoughts?
>>203310025get that plate of tomatoes and bread off your head right this instant
>>203309904>Never watched it but I heard that new Penguin show is very goodI watch it for she
>>203310030saw The Lighthouse in theatres in instagram ratio mebet you watched it widescreen on a dirty laptop screen
feminism was invented by the CIA
Had an interview for a project leader job this week and didn't get it I was fucking guttedBut maybe I'm just not corporate I trust in God's great vision for me
>>203309673No, that's disgusting
Did anyone here play Overwatch (1)?
chi cazzo è che ha avuto questa idea di merda di fare questo filo misto
>>203310069Classic schmosby
>>203310021Then you should have done a few drugs to find out what works for you. If Brain chemistry is holding you back you have to beat it somehow.
>>203310030corr yeah love the thing and wicker man me can tell the calibre of your list will be high cheers senpai
katy is oiled up
>>203310061Buonasera. mi chiamo Aaron, Aaron Cini
>>203309825jgirls girls love that filter
>>203310082>But maybe I'm just not corporateNever sell out brotherDon't touch base with the synergy
>project leader in bombing homes in Lebanon
>>203310025chao bruche
>>203310082start your own business stunt on them hoes
Gemma Arterton's coffee-stain dunghole
>>203309911Corr
Lauren Chen my little Asian whore. Suck this for Daddy... yes... yes...
Hawk tuah /brit/ on that thing
>>203310122thanks brother I'll keep fighting the good fight as long as you do
>>203310126
>>203310113In Romanian, this sentence would be>Bună seara. Mă cheamă (name).Mad how similar Romanian and Italian are yet Italian is considered romantic and beautiful whilst a Romanian has an underserved stigma associated with it due being an eastern European language.
mmhmm the shiesty wearing cronem are slamming their long s curved batons all di wey down katys back mmhmm yesss
>Bruce Chetta
>>203310164Alri Valeri
I'm a junkieI'm a slob I'm a millennial full time neetI sit around playing video games, drinking, doing drugs, living off the state, posting on 4chan, listening to industrial metal and techno Yeah?
>>203310164Alri putin
>>203310113haha hi Aaron sweaty x
Just learnt about the water cycle or the hydrological cycle. Mad how earth has a fixed quantity of water.
>>203310189>Romanian MIHAI????You live? You transitioned????This explains everything....
I mean Whats the ultimate NPC jobHas to be project leader/manager?Has absolutely no meaning whatsoever
Did you know that the UK got this unique phenotype of cute brown eyed girls? I wish we had lovely Anglo Saxon beauties like that...
>>203310233And not a drop to drink
oh for fu- *slams inanimate object that has wronged me*i'm done i'm finished just fucking kill myself fucking KILL MYSELF
Ada Wong Sex Arse!!!
>>203310256Team Leader innit
>>203310256any job that fits this criteria
rudeboy push longmeat into katy but it be tight but mandem keep pushing forcing it into tender lil katy mmhmm
>>203310256theyre all sort of the same jobs them chuck product owner in there too
>>203310266Hate them, soullless
EVERYONE I SOLVED THE MYSTERY EMPLOYED WOMAN IS MIHAI MIHAI DIDN'T DIE FROM AN OD, SHE TRANSITIONED!
>>203310299criterion*
locked the garage and then realised I'd left my chocolate milk in the 2nd fridgecan I be arsed to open it? I'll let you lads decide
>>203310313worth it
>>203310252I'm not Mihai but I speak some Romanian. I learnt it during furlough back in 2020. I used it frequently in everyday life TBF, at least once a week if not more often.I tried speaking Romanian with Mihai but he had been away from Romania for so long he had lost his fluency in the language.
>>203310256>Has absolutely no meaning whatsoeverWell it doesThey manage the projectNot difficult to understand is it
want a new video game to playa rogue lite, perhapssomething to play while listening to music
>>203310299I write Python.
>>203310311how fat are you
>>203310266>downturned mong eyesAre you blind, Hans?
i miss desuarchive
I introduce oat milk to the hood
>>203310341That must be easyI can do that in 1 secondPythonActually that was more like half a secondPython Python Python
>>2033103436ft tall and just under 16 stoneaccording to the BMI people I'm very overweight, and just on the cusp of 'morbid obesity'
>>203310341didn't ask
>>203310340deep rock galactic suvivors is good hun we who are about to die too
sick of muslim extremists, fat acceptance and think teaching kids to be trannies is too far aslong as your 18 its ok. love israel
nike tech wearing killas viciously hurling baton down katy throat
i post mice
>>203310352why don't you keep your routine in a text file or something so you don't have to copy and paste from desuarchive
>>203310362phew yeah maybe lay off the chocolate milk big boy
I suck python
>>203310362What is your waist circumference?
>>203310371Holy mainstream batman
>i post mice
>>203310384well I've bought it now, it'll be gone in two goes so do I open the garage and have a glass tonight and one tomorrow? or one tomorrow and one on sunday?
>>203310372who's katy? I wanna goon to this
Glad this is over. The Italians were ruining the cool /brit/ vibe.
>>203310376BASED
>>203310337Define manage the project
>>203310407Based
>>203310313Pablo Tescobar over here
Be right back forum
>>203310233Mental how you never know where the atoms in your water have been before. Might have been part of a cumshot fired into a gay man’s face, a stray dog might have pissed them out onto an empty KFC bag at the side of the road, they might have been in the Ganges while some smelly Indian fella was decomposing into it… just mind blowing really :/
>>203310398you're the only waistman here pal
>>203310409let the dubs decide
>>203310442>>203310442>>203310442
>>203310420Do you know what a project is, or do we need to start from the very basics?
>>203310379i type it out
>>203310440Mental how you probably drank hitlers piss
>>203310440that was my post from the other day on the nature of fungibility and how you dont know where your tax went also
Brit kawai
>>203310092É un'idea geniale, possiamo parlare con i nostri amici anglosassoni
>>203310696Rite SpainRite Spai
>>203310686YE
Kanker hard in Brittany>Spain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhzEsb2tNbI
