12 inches or more clubprev: >>203315486
i'm coming in anyway
image posting on an image board.
BEEsed to meet you
I don't really save a lot of reaction images, memes, or image macros for the purpose of posting on 4chan (formerly known as 4channel)
>>203317360>being unchill Have some of this good shit, niggy
I should finna
The Great Plague of London?Yep, that was me, sorry
>>203317364As an American you get to add gun barrel length to your total
>>203317393how embarrassing desu
Dumb spics calling Poles colonizers.
Most funky state>Get upor >Get down?
gooned with some buds last nightit's always nice to get out and socialize
Boiling water
i am so socially retarded that just waving and smiling at the janitor guy at work is incredibly painful.
>>203317420Never trust the poles Hillary would won 2016
>>203317419your image annoys me, but your text makes me want to flirt with you. why is that?
>>203317434he appreciates it
>>203317402uh oh
>>203317434I flirted with an Asian cash register girl She gave me extra sauce packets and I actually said "Thank you, Sir"....SAAAAAR
https://youtu.be/dw5ToimDJjg?si=4xkkYYGV_4O1Ddt1&t=53
>>203317465Actually it would have been called the Sufficient Plague of London if it weren't for me, but...
>>203317469I would've said "you're creating food waste" and walked off in a huff
>>203317491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCzaiJEoEY
>>203317469>chad-lite until the last part
>>203317444because you're weird
don't help an anon in need who is just trying to make rice general - /cum/
>>203317491>chansonCringe
jasons theatre
>>2033175152 cups of water for every 1 cup of rice
>>203317527I only have one measuring cup though
>>203317526the band mom that drove around for band competitions was a 50-something woman named Gay.in a few decades she'll be Gay, 90.
>>203317515swallow 1 cup of rice then 2 cups of waterthen fartthen wait an hour
>>203317498>>203317509My Hapa future died with a single phrase. Sudoku is inevitable
>>203317504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK3usbbzlC4
Can you go to Sonic with out a car?
>>203317553>kock 2
>>203317535its over
i live near a major international airport so whenever i hop onto dating apps i'll inevitably get dozens of women who just happen to be passing through. quite annoying.
>>203317556kock 2 - now it's personnel
>>203317555Yea they have little tables you can sit atyou can also just get in one of the car spots without one, ive done it>>203317559dating apps are hoook up apps
>hmm I need help with some basic tasks>better ask 4chanwhat compels an anon to do this instead of getting the answer in 2 seconds from googling?
>>203317536I don't really care. Your post lacks a lot of contexts and you write as if we're all supposed to know what you're talking about. Very annoying
>>203317567a sense of adventure, try it sometime
>>203317556>>203317563
>>203317571well yes that's because it's my world and you're all just living in it. do you want to know more about Gay, or band, or being 90? i can't really help with the last one but i can help with the other two.
>>203317536I really care. Your post has an adequate amount of context that let's us all know what you're talking about. Very endearing
what's happening in the US
>>203317540He would have struggled in life anyway. What if your hapa son looked white but had Asian earwax? How does someone deal with that? His white friends would have European earwax.
>>203317589no idea i dont look at that garbage it doesnt make me lift harder at the gym so i dont care about it
>>203317567whats the point of asking anyone anything now if you can just google it
The more you zoom in the larger the landside
>>203317595i say this when people i dont like ask me things i want them to google insteadi dont say this when i pretend to want to know something to make conversation with my friends
>>203317566Have you ever used a dating app
>>203317595>ChatGPT comes out>end all your friendships
I've spent the past week posting Weird Al lyrics to /cum/ as though they were intentional and authentic posts and they've garnered many (You)s.
>>203317592>sonI would have had butifel Hapa daughters
>>203317609no i pick up women in person only>>203317612um based alert
>>203317595There are certain questions that cannot be easily answered by googling thoughbeit
>>203317612did you post the weird al video last night
Are curly fries Jewish?
i don't actually use /cum/ regularly i'm just a tourist and acting like i belong here because i'm bored tonight
At least it’s not the hyper kind of socially retarded where you talk to people for no fucking reason and won’t shut the hell up and go away
>>203317615would that be better?
>>203317634sometimes these autists are refreshingt. customer service
hello
>>203317620Yes that was me. I hope you enjoyed, but if not that's cool too. I think his 90s stuff is best.Today I've probably posted about a dozen lyrics from miscellaneous non-cover songs.
>>203317645yes it would be very based if anon had wonderful hapa daughters to supply all of his /cum/bros with hapa wives
im back
>>203317652
>>203317667Grown Ass Man?Grown, Ass Man?Grown Ass, Man?
>>203317664guess who's backback againshady's backtell a friendguess who's backguess who's backguess who's backguess who's backna na na
>>203317667kek, i feel for mr. hello
>>203317667black people are ridiculous
>>203317656I enjoyed it i like his 90s stuff too like the jurassic park song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emI-vezrEgA
red pill or blue pill? both, and keep them coming
>people
Mousenonce and AnonymousSitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-GFirst comes love, then comes marriageThen comes the baby in the baby carriageThat's not all, that's not allHere comes noncy playing basketball
>>203317706Doing that will make you and your closest sibling become a tranny
>>203317706I only take medications as prescribed by my doctor. What pills does he recommend?
>>203317727White supremacy
Looking like it’ll be a cold one tonight, I’ll be wearing my long johns to bed.
>>203317741>>203317742OH LONG JOHNSON
>>203317735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg
when i get back to my house im gonna single one of you out and have a deep and intense emotional conversation with you
i've recently finally taken the sleeping with the tv off pillit's rather comfy, i like waking up to just a little sunlight instead of my whole room being lit up
I could really go for a cookie
>I wanna get emotional Hi spinster, I take it you didn’t get swooped up by Chad this time around?
>>203317742>Look up what "long johns" are in Google Oh.... Well that's certainly a long John isn't it
>>203317770he means this
>>203317256getting a diagnosis would be amazing...>>203317260it sucks so much >>203317266yeah i went psychotic like 3 months ago
>>203317446yo(me)
>>203317750Ever since my grandma died my grandpa drinks himself to sleep every night. His poison of choice is rum. They spent 70 years together. Do you have any recommendations for what he can do with the remainder of his life since nothing could ever fill the hole left by his life partner?
>>203317769shut up nigga
>>203317785Ain't no way a grown ass man wearing this to bed Does he go out and get the mail in it?
>nigga never heard of long johns underage or cattlefornian?
>>203317785do these have the flap at the back?
>>203317755I read this is the natural way to sleep because early homo sapiens didn't sleep with the TV on
>>203317812
french people say wallah
You better not be all Venezuelan around me
>>203317829Muzzies
> 2D image of women's breastsAOOOOOGA AOOOOOGAHUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINAWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>203317801NTA >Do you have any recommendations for what he can do with the remainder of his life since nothing could ever fill the hole left by his life partner?What can HE do? There isn't much. But YOU can be there for him as much as possible. You have no idea how lonely it gets after those moments. I had a close family member have a hospital scare recently, and the sudden sensation of "you're about to lose one of the last friends you had left, and you didn't even realize they were your friend" was intense
>>203317755for me, it's playing some boring ass podcast on my phone to drown out my thoughts and lull me to sleep
>>203317846no even the white people say it
Would you walk to a nearby convenience store and buy a Red Bull while wearing long johns?
>>203317860no because there are no convenience stores in walking distance of me
>>203317667This kind of shit turns me racist temporally, specially that bitch, yeah I'm an incel
>>203317860I'd put on shoes because I'm not uncivilized, but otherwise yes.
>>203317876>shoesseems like more of a sandals or slippers situation
>>203317851ktim
bitcoin doesnt correlate with chainlink
>>203317851images are by definition 2D
>>203317829all european casual speak is now infested with arabic words. kinda funny
posting my wife on the /cum/
>>203317885If we want to get specific then moccasins.But only if my long johns are not the kind with the butt flap.
>>203317899maybe he meant anime titties
too old
posting this frog on the /cum/
>>203317915I wanted to reply "posting my cum on your wife" but she looks a bit young
>>203317912how come this didn't happen with us and spanish? we don't really use any spanish words in our slang
>>203317942>>203317912anon he meant voila
>>203317940/tg/ has some good images like this if you're willing to dig through the image dumps. I haven't found much personal use for them thoughbeit.
>>203317860I throw on some gym shorts and a t shirt over mine to hide my bulge, but yeah. You wouldn’t get it. >>203317942I do
>>203317970
im going to my comfy bed /int/ with my new sheetsgoodnight i love you all!!! muah!!*smooch smooch kiss kiss*
>>203318002enjoy your new bed sheets!
>>203317985>to hide my bulgetime to lose weight?
>>203318002Lol trannies always get kicked out of places because they delude themselves into thinking they can kiss strangers on the cheek and shit like a pretty lady can
>>203317988i know this image is famous in image processing (and now no-longer used because >women) but i don't see why it was special.
i think life is very funny
>>203318038This is a good redpill, when possible.
>>203318020lol that would be funny to see happen irl i however am trans male to alpha male
Almost bed time
i once got my dick sucked by a man
>>203318036>no-longer usedwhat
>>203318074How bad was your post nut guilt?
>>203318074considering that because im an incel, i just want someone other than myself to touch the lil guy lol
why did our ancestors worship the sunshit's annoying
>>203318075https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna#Criticism
>>203317348I would like to apply for an exemption to be allowed to post without meeting the requirements.>leaf>micro-penis>shitposter
>>203318088Don't It won't satisfy you and will potentially be a slippery slope into more depravity.
>2D girlsPff, my girls are exclusively 1 D
>>203318102Sun provides warmthSun grows crops Pretty simple really
>>203318125. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>>203318088>>203318084i didnt nut. i was catfished
>>203318135well hello beautiful
>>203318137Greentext please
tales of symphonia was a sick game. think ill play it again
Can blacks actually say >Ask >Cinnamon>Security>Jewelry
>>203318125all women are one dimensionalexcept for elanor roosevelt, that broad had pizazz
>>203318153>that broad had pizazzStage 4, terminal, regrettably
alright time to hop on tinder and see which classy lady will be blessed with my penor this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glmf_zgMlOYExplore when korean and americsn cultures mix.
2 for 1 deal on Pepsi?Colonialism, right there
https://youtu.be/kA614N3IHD4https://youtu.be/kA614N3IHD4https://youtu.be/kA614N3IHD4https://youtu.be/kA614N3IHD4
>>203318200beethoven would never.
Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm even capable of feeling love.https://youtu.be/_7xMfIp-irg?si=HBnrdNdqR0aRQDoh
smell my finger
https://youtu.be/hIw7oeZKpZc?si=iL3gh76fSBz7CvUFGod i wish i was fucking stoned and listening to this
>>203317667the real question is: will he say goodbye?
>>203318232Thats thay good shit right there peak friday night FUCK i need to buy some edibles
Then your boys then can use one ol' rotten AK them against them government troops and their new weapons them, huh?
>>203318224Don't listen to The Beatles, and then think that's what love is like.
>>203318137uhhhhh that doesn't make any sense, did a tranny catfish you? or were you catfished by a regular dude and then said "fuck it, I'm gonna let him suck mah dick"? wtf
>>203318232
>>203318200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sr349qR9s8
My jam when I go to get my soy late https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbg6RVEbas
>>203318224all you need is love and millions of dollars
>>203317431you a chemist?
i can't take finasteride to escape from baldness because im epileptic, bruh
>sisters with the own families, hours away>dad with he brother, touring other provincesI just realized that I'm spending Canadian Thanksgiving(Monday) alone.I'm taking suggestions for what I cook for Thanksgiving for myself.
>>203318215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS-tEwn4H-k
>>203318307Bruh, you can't walk around with out the risk of spazzing out and your main concern is your fade not being lined up? Bruh!
>>203318312Make some ice cream bread and cook yourself a whole chicken or perhaps a duck
>>203318339i look like a minion bruh
>>203318312>Canadian ThanksgivingOxy Moron
>>203318305>all you need is love>yoko ripped apart the beatleswhat did they mean by this
>>203318276>>203318147>theres this hot bitch with long toned legs and pretty smile in the corner of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] just a mile from work>she would smile back at me every time she caught me staring from my car>decide fuck it one day. its cheaper than i thought>when she was blowing me she asked if it was my first time with a trans girl>i stare. she smiles.mfw
>>203318359Just take the bald pill
>>203318383i already do, but i wear glasses so i legit look like a minion lol
Young man, young man, listen to me. The gov'mint wants you to vote. They say "the future is in your hands." We now the future. So we take your hands! No more hands, no more voting!
>>203318379this is god punishing you for having sex outside of marriage
/druk/?
>>203318355>ice cream breadwtf there's no way that's a real thing.>it's a real thingHuh. Maybe I will. I assume you don't want crazy flavours like Rolo or Oreo, but something more simple like vanilla or chocolate?>whole chicken or perhaps a duckI think an entire chicken would be too much. I think a duck would be a great idea though. They're much smaller, so I wouldn't have so much leftovers.>>203318360TRUE. It's tradition for the first thing to be thankful for is that USA hasn't annexed us.
>>203318402Ohhttps://www.tiktok.com/@grimysandra/video/7220841062523227435
>>203318415not today
sometimes you eat the bar
>>203318429sometimes bar eats you
just took my antipsychotic pill, time to go sleep
>>203318444risperidone used to give me voracious appatite and id yawn all day every day
Tried Finasteride for 4 months Shit does not work, my negroids
> Scipio Africanus>AfricanusStop the cap
https://youtu.be/WKEQmvapfK0
I’m alone in this worldI would like a relationship or at least adopt an orphan to dump my love and life knowledge into but alas it’s practically illegal to adopt as a single male
>>203318420Its a little decadent but think about itIce cream has your fat, sugar, milk already in itJust add flour and you get a cakeI like to use cotton candy or pecans and cream
Wellbutrin gives me crazy intense orgasms and makes me feel calmer so I’m a fan.
>>203318454i take quetiapine getting off risperidone made an acquaintance of mine go psychotic
>>203318269I just struggle with commitment. My grandpa has dementia and he's obviously very confused, he's not quite the same person anymore. I don't talk to him when he's at family gatherings as much anymore.Do I love him? Did I ever love him? Do I just discard people when they're inconvenient to be around?
What do I do to get motivated to read more? I used to like reading a lot, but I never feel like starting. Once I do manage to start, I don't have a problem finishing the book. It's just getting over that first hurdle of starting, where I struggle right now.I think part of it, is that I don't have anyone to talk about the books with. I doubt /lit/ wants to bookclub the trash I read.
Maybe the real race war was the friends we made along the way!?
They picked the most annoying looking actor they could to portray Joffrey
>>203318508Is it more like cake/banana bread?
>>203318526Pick up collections of pulp stories rheyre easier to get through, take an hour to read and you get like 8 a bookI recommend robert e howard
>>203318516for schizophrenia? or some other disorder? shrinkberg had me on risperidone and like 3 different ssris over the course of a year to treat "depression"
>>203318495you should do everything in your power to get a gf, if you're willing to adopt you must have a decent income
>>203318539Yeah it's definitely a dessert, not a sandwich bread Roast a duck with some carrots and have some ice cream bread for dessert and enjoy your holiday anon
I think I'm allergic to dryer sheets
I think I'm allergic to black men
I've got negro fatigue
my birthday is next week. what should i get for myself?i'll probably take a sick day at work to go do something.
>>203318546and think he had depression, he's also autistic
>>203318598get a 12 inch dildo
AN MR RL TIME
>>203318598Go to a zoo or museum
>>203318603https://youtu.be/oYmqJl4MoNI
>>203318483he was a hispano berber mutt
Drank all my beers.Should I drink bruichladdich 1986/30 - the magnificent seven whiskey?
>>203318547I feel like if I force it I’ll just end up with someone incompatible.
>>203318634Gay little beetlejuice
>>203318634beer before liquor, never been sickerliquor before beer, you're in the clear
any sissies in here
>>203318519You love him, it's just difficult.When my grandma was close to dying, she lost her memory also. All conversations were just a cycle of her asking where all her siblings were(dead), where her husband was(dead), and then having to ask who I was again.After a few months of seeing her a few times a week, it was starting to break my heart, having to answer that her siblings and husband were dead, watching her realize that everyone she could still remember were gone. It was like watching her realize that she thought she was alone, even though her daughter, son-in-law, and grandkids visited her constantly.I felt really guilty for like a year after she died, because for a while before she did die, I kept wishing that she'd die sooner, because her body was starting to fail, but she was slowly degrading mentally and physically. It was just so painful to see happen. After I was mostly done with the grieving process, I started to remember how much I loved and missed my grandma, and how much she meant to me.You love him, you always loved him, it's just a really difficult situation to be in. Where there's nothing you can do to help. You're just trapped, and it's normal to want to avoid such situations.You'll realize it in the future. Don't worry, what you're feeling is perfectly normal.
>>203318540You mean short story compilations? That's a good idea. Definitely worth a shot. Thanks.
>>203318568That sounds like a great suggestion. Thanks, anon.
craving the touch and warmth of a cute young hairy male
>>203318710ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i'm a cute young hairy male
good night
Leafs love me so muchI should start a harem
>>203318723gn
>>203318721pic?
love when the ballsack is so musky you can smell it through the underwear
>>203318768You sound like a girl for me
>>203318723>faggots start postinggood idea
>>203318306The kind of chemist that infuses tea, I guess
>>203318781Yeah same im outta here
Haven seen you in a while, witch doctor. Did you move yet?
real brian hours
>>203318723night bud
Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby kisses me?
I never really "got it"
Would love some Iron dome from a J girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZAfkKvxP0E
>>203318724A harem of one. Also no.
>>203318781>>203318788>>203318804>>203318812my impact is immense>>203318778all men love the smell of ballsack
Does YouTube just age restrict every video that isn’t Elsa porn directed towards child audiences?
>>203318836White Supremacy, right there
He's hiv positive and only 5 miles away should i go?
>>203318724>>203318839holy smokes. i love robert e howard
>>203318852Don't be negative, they say
stinky, ripe male feet
>>203318864This dude looks like a straight guy farming gaybux
>>203318864I want a beard like that, fugg
>>203318839>a harem of oneMe and you baby in love forever and ever, i like it
>>203318852HIV isn't real, you're fine>>203318876he sadly is but doesn't stop me from gooning to him
>>203318876d-does that work?
>>203318878get on testosterone>>203318884yes it does but only if you're sexy (which most of you are not)
>>203318852he could spit at you or bite you. id keep my distance
Do you eat the tequila worm or is it only for decoration?
>>203318853Me too anon, im listening to the cybrarians readings of conan stories at the gym this weekLove robert's descriptivenessWithin these bars lay a figure, which, as he approached, he saw was either a man, or the exact likeness of a man, twined and bound about with the tendrils of a thick vine which seemed to grow through the solid stone of the floor. It was covered with strangely pointed leaves and crimson blossoms—not the satiny red of natural petals, but a livid, unnatural crimson, like a perversity of flower- life. Its clinging, pliant branches wound about the man's naked body and limbs, seeming to caress his shrinking flesh with lustful avid kisses.
>>203318899I don't leave a damn thing in the bottle
i'm crazy addicted to (male) cheesy foot fumes but for some reason socks just don't do it for me.
>>203318899Thats how you get alcohol poisoningDont do it unless you are down to yolo
Thinking of mounting a flag pole in my truck bed and flying a Jolly Roger
>>203318911Conan cried out sharply and recoiled, thrusting his companion back. Before them rose the great shimmering white form of Satha, an ageless hate in its eyes. Conan tensed himself for one mad berserker onslaught—to thrust the glowing fagot into that fiendish countenance and throw his life into the ripping sword-stroke. But the snake was not looking at him. It was glaring over his shoulder at the man called Pelias, who stood with his arms folded, smiling. And in the great cold yellow eyes slowly the hate died out in a glitter of pure fear—the only time Conan ever saw such an expression in a reptile's eyes. With a swirling rush like the sweep of a strong wind, the great snake was gone."What did he see to frighten him?" asked Conan, eyeing his companion uneasily."The scaled people see what escapes the mortal eye," answered Pelias, cryptically. "You see my fleshly guise; he saw my naked soul."Thats some good stuff man
aint reading any of that
>>203318942Practicing for post-collapse?
https://www.longestjokeintheworld.com/Read this instead
>>203318985what would a witch doctor prescribe for chronic stupidity?
Asian boys...can I...just to try?
I told the witch doctor i was in love with you
>>203318967More like practicing for my inevitable feature on a cop body cam
>>203319002What a freak
Who released the canines out of the primases?
>>203319032...but is it kosher to...play PS5 with him...just for fun?
I'm the vice president of Rio Rancho Properties in Furman, Arizona
>[Deleted]
Foozball
>>203318656Thanks man.
>>203319079as a wise man once said, "do not cast pearls to swine."
>>203319110I never said that
https://tubitv.com/movies/100028628/ben-hur
Ben Durr
Some retarded warehouse nigger loaded a trailer bound for Canada with American store product and as a result that account pulled all west coast relations with us, over 15 million dollars worth of business this year alone. That was our biggest client too by a massive margin, I’m already looking for new work.
does /cum/ have rizz?
>>203319113none of you are wise
>>203318379Do you live in the ghettoI've never seen a prostitute literally just "working a corner" and I live in commiefornia
Ben EveryWhur
>>203319132what's rizz?
>>203319132All I got is Swagg
>>203319142Charisma
>>203319157Based D&D player
>>203319157maybe /cum/ has charisma but I certainly do not.
>>203319157>CharismaI don't date black girls
>>203319097I'm glad that what I went through, can help you understand that you're not broken.
i joined this new magickal current but i'm afraid to ask the adept magicians for help in case they try to misguide me
Big Duck Envy
>>203319177Assert your dominance by casting Avada Kedavra on them all.
>he has feelingsnormies get the FUCK out
>>203319195they're powerful. and they scare me.
>>203319198This Only felling I have is that feeling of someone fiddling with the thermostat
>>203319198>>203319211low emotional intelligence
>>203319219Guaranteed I’m smarter and more attractive, bigger dick and faster mile time than you.
If I had a dollar every time a girl had called me cute - I would have 3 Deutschmarks
>>203319235post body
>>203319235yet too insecure to express emotion
>>203319235post one mile proof
>>203319247If I had a dollar for every time a girl called me cute - I would have 0 dollars.The life of being ugly.
low EQ is just low IQ
>>203319271ugly guys get called cute sometimes. it doesn't just mean attractive.
>>203319247I've only ever been complimented on having blue eyes and twice on muscles
>>203319280Then you'll understand how ugly I am then, because it's still 0 times.
Neil "De Grass" Tyson
>>203319247i got called cute one time but she was talking about my personality. my face is ugly
How can people think alpa chino superior to de niro when deniro did taxi driver but pacino has nothing that comes close
one must imagine sisyphus happy and smoking a joint
i've been complimented on my uhhh
imagine trying to flex on incels on 4chan of all placesis your life that sad
>>203319320>Sisy PhusHmm
>>203319315de niro had the highest high but pacino averaged better
i wish women let me see them naked without having to pay them
>>203319325i like ur wojak collection anon :)
>>203319315Maybe there's something. Scent of a Woman?
I have features that sluts seem to find attractive, but I don’t count any compliments given by women that have had sex with over 3 men.
I think the Vatican reads my mail
>>203319307Neil "collapses the distinction between sex and gender to support the trannies" Tyson
i've never had to worry about being ugly
got an important post that i need to hit a (You) quota on, make the new thread already
if homosexuals aren't attracted to you you're definitely ugly
>>203319320>one must imagine sisyphus happyThat's just Camus trying to cope with the hopelessness of post-WW2 France. Sisyphus was a fuck, who deserved the punishment he got.
my ETH doing sumn
For me it’s James Gandalfini
>>203319364fag
>>203319389>>203319344>>203319330https://youtu.be/jRQd58EIlqg
>>203319386I've lost nearly $1000 in ETH gambling
>>203319400yes and?
>carnal pleasure with no prospect of raising a family is le goodcocksuckers and cunt munchers are absolute wastes of oxygen and government resources
New>>203319422>>203319422>>203319422
>>203319423Holy based and truthpilled.
When are we getting a new thread?
Better new>>203319575>>203319575>>203319575
