You arrive in Neocastle edition
https://youtu.be/VR12Q4kcdqQ
There is only one man in chargeIran are untouchable https://youtu.be/Zhih_I2IqtU?si=nCf2PLprddSc1MCO
>>203318207You’re not Finlad
>>203318207we're off to dublin in the greenfuck king billy and the queen
time for beddy byes x
>>203318214Laughable any attempt non-Westerners have to stand up to us honestly
Think you all want to take a long hard look at yourselves
Wahey, what's happening lads?
beer
>>203318249WAHEY
>>203318249hmm?
>>203318249good lad not much, having a quiet afternoon after pub last night
>>203318236No, I can't stand it.
>>203318229night mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glmf_zgMlOYExplore korean culture
ebb and flow
Was watching a vice documentary set in the deep wog parts of London, like fully Indians, Nigerians and Paki districtsApparently they thought that the pandemic and the vaccine was all one big rouse to get rid of all the immigrantsQuite mental really, Rorke thinks it's a thing to get rid of the natives and the wogs think its a thing to get rid of all of them. All the while we are all sitting here not got a fucking clue where it came from or if it was all intended and for what purpose. Mental we lived through that absolute fried time.
I'm a chef and this is my kitchen
I hate the english.
>>203318318yeah most of us actually paid attention during the pandemic and knew all that without needing a Vice documentary
>>203318348phwoar
modes he posted tranny porn
>>203318363that looks very juicy
JUICY
bit gay that
quickdraw janny, fastest finger in the west
>>203318363um
laughable that all the right-wing morons in the world are now anti-vaccination crystal healing freaks because their e-daddies told them to bereally are left of the bell curve
need a male version of the Flo Ovutlation appsomething that tracks erections
Heard people were talking shit about yanks itt
>>203318434spainnonce
outer /int/ catalog full of racebait garbage
Honestly looking forward to the China based new ageThe yank aka Isreal age was awful
low IQ (right-wing views are strongly correlated to lower intelligence and poorer life outcomes) and hitch their wagon to anti-vaccination people, to russia, to laughable shit like 5g, bigfoot, nazis, ufos etc utter farce
need some cock
How many of these planes would it take to the halt the Israel-US genocide of Palestinian people
Yo Xbox record that!
>>203318514whats the point of camouflaging planes
Based xi should make his move right now We have all soon how blood thirsty this Israeli-anglos are
>>203318527Free Tibet
You should never let a woman get in a taxi with a wog alone
Ĉu vi ne lernis la lingvon esperanton? Ĝi estas tre facile por homoj kuij povas paroli la anglan.
it's in our best interest as a species to create the greatest art possible, because if aliens came to earth the only thing we could possibly have to offer would be our art
China Russia Iran North Korea The axis of evil
watching Kingdom of Heaven (directors cut)
>>203318470hopefully the chinese will sort the middle east out the way they sorted out the uyghurs
>>203318544Mihai lives!
>>203318551*offers my arse to the aliens*
>>203318434All right wingers are mentally insane.They unironically believed we'd all be dead from the vaccines by now, and cope hard when you bring that up.
stop replying to yourself spainfag
>>203318570>>203318434spainnonce replying to himself
>>203318554yeah?
>>203318577You aren't welcome here Yank.
>>203318570Give it 50-60 years and you won’t be so smug
>the axis of evilUmm remind again which country North Korea did this to
>>203318599South Korea
The next 200 years are going to be hard. Really hard. The good news is that by 2300 we should have sorted ourselves out.
there is no sound louder than old Vietnamese women talking on the bus
>>203318606That's funny since 2300 is the date by which humanity is predicted to be extinct due to climate change, if global warming keeps increasing at the current rate.It's the date by which the surface of the Earth will be too hot to sustain human life or grow crops.Of course, that's implying current trends continue and we don't reduce the rate of climate change, and also that we don't all move underground in such a scenario.
actually quite like reddit
>>203318606>2300Stellaris start date
>>203318637well supposedly it should happen sooner due to a collapse of the biosphere, though extinct is the wrong word since humans would be the last to die out
hate my lifehate my lifehate brown cuntslove oven pizzalove pints
we'll be alright calm down
>>203318649still has plenty of idiots like here this moron thinks the t. meme is "portuguese tradition"
It doesn't existYeah, I thought soFunny that
>>203318672ktim
I think bacterial-esque life is probably common place throughout the universe.But that intelligent life is much, much, rarer.I also expect most intelligent species induce their own extinction via nuclear war or climate change before they can create self sufficient colonies on other worlds.I expect that will also be our fate.
Brit bros….
LMAO https://youtu.be/I2Hpo39FivM
>>203318696ok
>>203318696Your mum is bacterial-esque life
>>203318707No it's not okay actually>>203318715Rude and uncalled for
What a beautiful thing it is to be alive.Praise be to God almighty
intelligent life is rare in /brit/
>>203318731My life is constant severe physical pain, depression, anxiety, and psychosis Shall be having strong words with your God if he exists
>>203318755reckon most of it is in your head
Biowar. Intentional plagues and crop diseases. No thanks! Get that shit out of here mane
guys is it true that listening to an audiobook while reading the book is the best way of going about it?
>>203318731which god? *smug face*
>>203318755Do you want to be in more pain? Then pipe tf down
Ego, capitalism, violence, selfishness, hate.The 5 things that will cause human extinction.
need this to be done to parliament, mi5, gchq, the crown and the city of london pronto
>>203318779and what will be its salvation?
>>203318763that sounds painfully slow
Reckon anyone who cares about the latest royal family gossip or collects monarchy related memorabilia should be sentenced to life in a secure psychiatric unit with no possibility of release.
>>203318795just speed up the recording?
Need every cunt within the M25 shot
>>203318783Fun fact: Tchaikovsky hated the 1812 overture and considered it vulgar and nationalistichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Lj6Au6jtE
>>203318793There will be no salvation for us
my germanboi sissy clitty is leakingim in need of a big british cock to fill my nazi bussy
>>203318820don't carewill be broadcasted through public speakerphones during the rorkian revolution
>>203318806the charges, officer?
>>203318820shouldn't've made it then should he
just thinking back to when l was 16 and won a great victory
>>203318807I don't want my books read to me by mickey mouse
>>203318854alri alexander the great
Don't think I've been truly happy since I was about 9 or 10 years old.Sad, miserable, depressed cunt for the past 20 years.
>>203318820He was also hella fucking gay
saturday arvosunny and warmhouse to meselfmight get on the bong rips and have a crafty wank
>>203318859>alexander the great>>203318877
The English prole has genetic obedience built into himLook how hard Deano simps for that city of London, finance role, 3 piece suit money on ching and blonde slags
So uhh...why do you guys drop the accent when singing?
>>203318854When I was sixteen I won a great victory. I felt in that moment that I should live to be one hundred, now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end really, or what hand will guide us there. A King may move a man, a father may claim a son. That man can also move himself. And only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played, or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone. Even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.
>>203318894america conquered great britain in 1943 and the rest is history
Pregnant Lolis
>>203318919need you fuckin hung asap
>>203318919
"Well, hello, beautiful…"
>>203318924>need you fuckin hung asap
love watching yank /pol/ posters tell their stories of african americansalways make it out like they were lads standing at rhodesia cause they drove through "da hood" once to get "gas"
>>203318943shut up
>>203318955wog
>>203318919Get the fucking sequel to Bernd und das Rätsel made
Why did Yahweh create gender dysphoria and then decide to give it to lots of people suddenly in the early 21st century?
>>203318966Yawheh was a Jewish volcano GodHe always claimed to be El, the one true God, later adopted by Europeans as Deus.
>>203318966Satan did it or something
>>203318966Bit of a laugh innit. Godberg got to keep things interesting I suppose
Why are years ending in '5' so aesthetically pleasing?>1965, 1975, 1985, 1995, 2005, 2015, 2025, 2035
>>203318979God is real mate
>>203318996Did I indicate otherwise?
>>203318980rounds off the number, closes it off, matches the opening one, makes it look like a bracket. makes all the numbers in between look contained.
Got all my morals from Batman Begins
>>203319018the trans dem
>>203319016wouldn't expect anything more from yanksor as the more enlightened gentlemen on /pol/ call you, "amerigoys"
I'm not wearing hockey pads
>>203318980Batman Begins (2005)
Rather than classical division into Abrahamic, Dharmic, Folk, etc categories I think it's perhaps just as useful to categorise religions based on their position on existence. There's religions that see existence as inherently good - Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism, Islam, Baha'i, ZoroastrianReligions that see life as inherently suffering and to be escaped from - Buddhism, Jainism, Gnosticism, Mandaeism, Druze, SikhismAnd religions that are neutral, believing life simply "is", and isn't good or bad - Taoism, Shinto, Native American religions, Druidry,
>>203319040No of course l wouldnt. Even if l was attracted to them l'd just fuck them on the side
Right Isreal have gone too far Why haven't we heard a whisper from this cuck?
>>203319040i be sucking her cock frfr
>>203319018clapmeats for cronem
>>203319018Source
>>203319053Lion of Damascus is looking out for his pride
>>203319053he doesnt want to die
One, Two, Poo on my shoeThree, Four, Poo on your doorFive, Six, Poo on our dicksSeven, Eight, It's poo that you ateNine, Ten, We're pooing again!
>>203319053Human toothbrush (Christopher Hitchens, don't @ me)
>ran out of drink
BREAKING: WALES ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A GROUND INVASION OF ISREAL BREAKING: WALES ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A GROUND INVASION OF ISREAL BREAKING: WALES ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A GROUND INVASION OF ISREAL
>>203319095Me too. Awful.
twerking my skinny white ass to the postman pat theme
>>203319105guffawed at this post
>>203319095The last glass
>>203319104aw am gonnae fuckin KILL MASEL
>>203318880wish I had a choof source
would actually physically harm someone right now for a fuckin tin of lager
30 soon. Still a virgin. Still unemployed.
hello all
>>203319178There it is
>>203319178no the fuckin time mate we are all hitting the comedown nearly 5 amtake yer positivity some other joint
>>203319173what have you been up to this last decade-odd?
>>203319178alrijust slurped down a brew now waiting for the poo machinations to commence
>>203319190Suffering
>>203319187how's it going lad>>203319188crack a beer open
>>203319188not me i'm sprightly
>>203319193aye lucky for some ehliving in some sunny paradise getting paid £80,000 a yearmust be goodmust be fuckin good aye
>>203319193good lad>>203319206good lad>>203319202no good
honestly feel when i'm coming off a big drinking sesh like someones just shot my full family in front of mefeel absolutely low and vile
>>203319240https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725690457730127.webm
>>203319210indeed x
>>203319252this soft yank nice protestant stuff not as effective as good old catholic guilt tripping telling you that you are evil and going to eternal suffering
>>203319252>You are not the person Mr. Rogers believed you could be
bravo robot mongs
>>203319303was that mr rodgers?always thought mr rodgers was a black fella
bro brah bruv bro im an alpha male im a fuckin chad breh
Millions of people nation wide are all fast asleep right nowVery cute when you think about itMillions, tucked up in their beds, warm and comfy, snoozing away, dreaming dreams...
>>203319333cunts
mister rawgers dude
billions must sleep
A plate with beige processed foods; crisps, cheese, cocktail sausages, sausage rolls and a pork pie. A selection of shop bought pre-made snacks is a meal sometimes known in the UK as “picky tea”. (2024)
>>203319333aye but no fuckin us
reading about that american black guy beetlejuice. the wee guy>Green was discovered in a neighborhood bar by Sean Rooney who became his manager. He would go on to become an entertainer and joined Rooney's dwarf-tossing company where he was given his nickname because of his resemblance to a character in the movie Beetlejuice (1988).[Bit cruel this, some cunt in the entertainment industry just took control of this disabled black lad from the ghetto and just put him into comedy shows to take the piss
>>203319372>dwarf-tossing company
>>203319393hidden brad
>>203319372love that little guy on howard stern when they'd ask him questions like "what's 2 + 2?"
Me in New York after a car almost hits me>Excuse me, but I am traversing this area
I will never know love or marriage
Remember when Israel literally bombed a hospital and they sold it as as blow back from a a misfired Hezbollah rocketWhen it was clearly a gravity sucking JDAMThese are the same people who think will Smith actually slapped Chris rock The Same people who said RIP to their heart by taking the VAXX
>>203319353White people be like "mmmm that's a rather tasty offering!"
Gravity sucking Jewish Damn Air Missile
>>203319436Take your meds
The same day Musk unveiled his remote control "self driving" 2 seat taxisWas the same day Trump gave a speech in Detroit saying he will ban all autonomous vehicles from public roads if he wins powerYou couldn't make it up lol. clearly there is no behinds the scenes coordination
*sucks the gravity our of your arse*
>>203319445all you need is a couple of slices of buttered sliced white bread and you've got yourself a meal
Shouldn't you bastards be asleepIt's 5 am for God's sake
One of Pixar's best veteran animators is on trial in Paris right now, for travelling as a sexpat to the Philippines and raping thousands of young Filipino children
>>203319460Fuck off you fat neek yank
>>203319481I don't have a bedtime
>>203319483The charges officer? Of enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?
>>203319483
>>203319483*meant hundreds not thousands but mistyped because it's 5 am.Still at that scale it's insane. Several hundreds.He got caught because he live streamed it online for other nonces to watch.
He was too based for this world Miss him so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYHWKPLEnE
I regret to inform you that I have run out of wine.
bit of poo fell out my arse just then and created a perfect bog water splashback that rose all the way up to plant a tender kiss right on my ringpiece
>>203319536RIP thailad
>>203319481ive just woken up for a water hungover
>>203319533Anime protagonist dog throwing himself against supernatural powers beyond his comprehension to protect his dog friend
a king may move a man, a man might have a wank
>>203319481Just woke up. Haha
>>203319565Only when a man wanks himself. Only then does he begin his own game.
>>203319543How much did you have
Fintan is with the Catholic Irish god in heaven now He was rewarded for his love of animals And hatred of NATO and globohomoho
travelling on a fried out kumbion a hippie trail, head full of zombie
>>203319582sounds kinda based o_o
bro bro bruhbravwhos your e daddy?mines the bald ugly steroid mutant onehes proper ripped and smacks bitches
>>203319600>mines the bald ugly steroid mutant onebig lenny?
o_O
>>203319582he's in Tír na nÓg
Took a shit in the bath and stomped it down the plug hole
>>203319607yeah hes fuckin alpha init
FUCKING AUSDOGS GET OUT OF MY /BRIT/
>>203319629he;s dead mate
>>203319637shut up you beta cuntyou stink of soi you dyel
>>203319632you are sunburnt anglo-irish diaspora and a proud citizen of his majesty's realm
Dull factoid:Male mosquitoes are silent when they fly, and cannot bite because they have no mouths as adults. They live only to reproduce.Female mosquitoes buzz when they fly, and are the ones that bite. They need to feed to gain the nutrients and energy needed to produce and lay eggs.
Australia is literally just British lebensraum
>>203319651Schizo fact - mammals have an innate fear of arachnids due to ancestral subterranean competition and horror of them holed up in the ground after Chixiculub
I want to smell her arse.
>>203319465he will give special permissions to his little buddy
>>203319702>ChixiculubIf you enter this into Google search while on an a Chrome mobile browser, a cool animation will play in your screen.
>>203319717based and monke pilled
>>203319715have you ever smelt a girls poo?
>>203319649literally me. proud to be mystery anglo irish mutt meat i am. you could make a banging sausage outta me.
>>203319717put him in a zoo/grenfell tower
mumstein is mad at me for arguing back because she decided to have a go at me for not cleaning up some dog shit in the bathroom (which i didn't know was there), in any case they're her dogs and it's her responsibility the bitch
over 7 years ago...
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>>203319751anglos and irish mix isn't really being a mutt, they are two indigenous european peoples living next to each other, fighting wars and migrating between the two for 1,500 yearsmutt is a term reserved for abominations in the americas
>>203319771eshuta?
>>203319773who did it?
Great film, shame the Christians lost. Now to find out how little of it was historically accurate
>>203319792the tories
>>203319792bankers/bonuses
>>203319800what films this
you love to see it
destinys chud
>>203319771you the gay lad who was going to call his dog flux?
>>203319747I don’t think so.
>>203319783you could still make a good snag out of me tho
>>203319830perple akiin a trackie
>>203319818WHO is doing delivery at this hour? I would love a bottle of cold fizzy wine some cava or prosecco or even some strongbow dark fruits would go down a treat
>>203319836You may not enjoy it
Sorry for butchering your language, Albions. But would one of you kind fellows give me a second opinion on how dogshit this is? Pretty please? :’0
>Following the Battle of Maysalun, the French General Gouraud allegedly went to the Tomb of Saladin, kicked it, and said: "Awake, Saladin. We have returned. My presence here consecrates the victory of the Cross over the Crescent.">When Kaiser Wilhelm II visited the tomb of Saladin in Damascus in 1898, he said, “Let me assure His Majesty the Sultan [Abdulhamid II] and the 300 millions of Muslims who, in whatever corner of the globe they may live, revere in him their khalif, that the German Emperor will be and remain at all times their friend”.
>>203319849yer aff yer nut if you think am reading that pal
>>203319830any recent sightings of him? he's getting on a bit in years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFqQl4Y3aGE>>203319830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFqQl4Y3aGE
i was born with many natural talents but without the financial means to nurture and pursue those talents
>>203319857>yer aff yer nut if you think am reading that palI'm a diagnosed schizo, so you're not that far off. ;)
>>203319870Screaming like a mad man
I wouldn't mind Australia but New Zealand honestly sounds like a nightmare, the worst parts of America situated in the windy pissy Scottish Hebrides, and every kiwi comes off like a total cunt
grated cheese on weetabix for brek
>>203319848I was talking about bums, not poo thoughbeit.
>>203319891Must be grim being a kiwiAye it's rich but has nothing going for it, glorified province of Aus
>>203319891The Canada of the South Seas. Sounds awful t.bh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtsRloBjc5Ythats the insomnia sorted
>Hi, my name's Katrina! >and my name is Hugh!>I'm Sarah!>I'm Emmy! >and I'm Jone to you!
>>203319909ok what do you think a bum smells like? There isnt a specific smell called 'bum' if you're lucky it smells of nothing otherwise its farts or poo
>>203319924mental we will have women like this for the picking when we finally put the western boot on those russian barbarians
>>203319924>Tихий гoлocQuiet voice. Hey several years of Russian weren't wasted!
>>203319926not heard taht in a while
>>203319849reads like it was written by a lithuanian schizophrenic. at the very least stop starting sentences with "and" and "but". also ask a yank general we're all drunk and high i can barely see
>>203319930I have sniffed a woman’s bum though. It had a light BO smell to it rather than anything pooey.
>>203319941morning gchq
get the russians, iranians and chinese invadedGod bless George W Bush
>>203319957>reads like it was written by a lithuanian schizophrenic. at the very least stop starting sentences with "and" and "but". also ask a yank general we're all drunk and high i can barely seeThanks fren. I appreciate it. I will.
new rorke patch notes just dropped
>>203319960
>>203320021FOMYEG
>>203319943The most wonderfully British thing on the internet. That, and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXqWdtsFqsc
>>203320036there's no way the average here is that low
>>203320055sampled many willies have we?
>>203319870mad how oblivion was a shit game with soul a rare combination
is there any way for me to get silky smooth hair or am i just genetically fucked? (still better than being balled though)
>>203320071I'm balled
used to play a lot of gta online and i never once encountered anyone other than me who didn't drive like an absolute fucking spastic crashing every 10 seconds
blinked and breathed some oxygen just then, me
>>203320037yeh that couldve happened down the road yesterday
just "woke" up
>disgusting normoids are drunk/high from their Friday night out lol pathetic
>>203320071more of a square me
>>203318605reckon thats him stitched up
>>203320085>>203320103yeah yeah laugh at up at my honest typowould still like an answer to my question, what is it, keratin conditioner? argan oil? both?
>>203320036
>>203320069obliviion was good game skyrim was just mid and not even soulful
actually screaming at balled
nokia snake
>>203320100yeh lol how pathetic hhehehe
>>203320115women literally get their hair done professionally to look good and you think your hair will look great because of some random product you read on 4chan lolyou should experiment. try coconut oil, not shampooing as much, really endless things you could do
>>203319533dog owners are such useless shits>oh noooo stop that hahaaaaaaa oh you're so silly
>>203320126oblivion was a horrible game. tons of bugs, main questline mogged by the side quests, combat is idiotic.. but the music and atmosphere was great
mjorning
spainnonce is actually the biggest freak ive ever even heard of
yeh thanks for the (you) mate
he's balled
>>203320148i don't shampoo at all because it makes my hair look even shittier
>>203320120they have more chinamen
>>203320158hello commiemong/2016mong/spaedo do you ever fucking sleep?
>>203320195bizarre replyFOY
>>203320185the biggest trick in the world was convincing people you can't be hygienic just washing your hair well with water
Happy Birthday Elizabeth
>>203320208only you (subhuman transgenerational entity) seethes about “dog owners”
where's the real finlad :(
>>203320234
>>203320230finlad stopped posting here after he had sex once. all we have now do regulars is spaedo, the cucknadian and mousey
>>203320220yes /brit/ is one person FOY fat bastard
