it saturday edition
Big fat cunt me
Small petite cunt me
ive totally arsed up my life!
how come when i bring cakes and biscuits into toil no one touches it but when the jolly old guy or the hot young girl does it everyone goes mad for it
might have a second coffee
>>203326613she looks irish diaspora
>cloud computinghow do they get computers in clouds?
firebombing the maccies over £1.39 is a bit extreme. i think ill take the other lads advice and just do a email complaint.
>>203326648due to woek
>>203326631ktimOne time I emptied a big share bag of maoams into the centre area and everyone looked at me like I'd just dropped my trousers and done a big fresh jobby on the table.
>>203326631You know whyNobody wants the biscuits you farted or cummed on, creep
>>203326631You're a freakazoid
>>203326648looks my fridge after i stock up on items from the harvard plate and turn my life around
>chesterfield vs notts county at 12.30based
dutch be likede west hat follen due to woek
>>203326631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNkYRXzmvs&ab_channel=PigHeadyou brown?
>>203326675grim slop
>Spunkford FC vs Whocares Unitedcorr set to be one for the ages, that
it loometh
>>203326678we hebben een serieus probleem
>>203326675BIG clash
REMINDER: THIS THREAD IS MONITORED BY MI5, GCHQ, NCA AND THAMES VALLEY POLICE
>>203326710all me
>>203326710Is that who's been posting about schoolgirls?
>>203326710Would like you to add the ECC to that list.
>>203326631cheap cunt. get them something they all want
Department of Rape
>>203326699>>203326678English be likeOh me murm gawn to fock the arfricarn neighba
bit hungovery so very happy we are taking the thames boat to the pub
>>203326768vpn off cody
>>203326749>200 quid on booze for colleaguesmental
>>203326801presumably he makes vastly more than that off the theft of their labour
>>203326631post hand
Did one of those poos where there is a big fart behind it in the tube so it fires out like a rocket.Everybody knows what I'm talking about. Everyone likes doing those poos. Can't say that anywhere other than here though because we have an inhuman conversational poo taboo.
what should i do with the gf on the weekendsit's cold and rainy so can't really go for nice walks anywherenothing on at the cinemahalloween stuff all looks a bit naff
>>203326816how so?
>>203326749alri literal partner in a bank
Any disabled niggers in?
>Worksop man, 20, brutally killed in 'freak tragic accident' while moving home
>>203326659howling. shame you work with such miserable cunts though
>>203326832Visit a graveyard
>>203326832Suck her toes
Madri.Mates.Men's Mental Health.
>>203326839The person who purchased those items is the boss / manager. The recipients are wageslaves who earn the money.
>>203326659tbf if someone offered that i'd just shake my head and walk away too
Got peer pressured into putting black nail varnish on last night in Spoons.Mad how I'm not allowed to judge them for putting it on, but they're allowed to judge me if I don't.
>>203326863yes yes yesss cam onnnnn
>>203326613Woman in work stares at me like that. She’s middle aged and fat. Dunno what to do about it. I try and avoid >>203326613her
corrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNWI1MGK0hM
Isopropyl.Incels.Insanity.
>>203326832Lots of dirty fucking and sexual experimentation mate, what rainy days are forGot my bird dressed up to the nines in latex once
>>203326870so the prime minister doesnt do anything or isn't entitled to money cos they tell other people to do the grunt work? inane opinion
>>203326832does your missus know that you spend time talking with anonymous incels on a bosniac goat-herding imageboard?
>>203326830poocunt loves his poos
will be doing a fly on microsoft flight sim laterdubs decides where i fly to and from
got beer pressured into not being a runt
>>203326904no, just that i post on 'forums' sometimes (i dont use social media otherwise)
>30p freddosdeary me
>>203326890how oes she possibly thin this is sfw
>>203326912Whoasked Airport to Nöbodykares International
>>203326912GCHQ headquaters
>>203326933Patrick Hurley for PMGet Starmer gone
isabel oakeshott sex arse
>>203326613T
what a life
>>203326965hello richard tice
Black dick won
>>203326992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyIa8krPUUQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyIa8krPUUQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyIa8krPUUQ
>>203326912London Luton to Palma de Mallorca
wow i guess he truly was a..... little rascal
>>203327006the battle for your mums fanny
>>203326629been there
Biz idea: employ robots instead of low-skill immigrants
Fuck it, hangover kizza
Freddo price outrage is peak reddit patterhas been for about 10 years now
>>203327009do you think the premise of this movie could actually work irlim autismo and sometimes think about drinking a shot of vodka before going out in public to lube the gears of social interaction
>>203327033could go a paki za me
>>203327033peng
>>203326933>MP for the place that had kids stabbed to death sparking riots across the entire country>Main concern is posting on twitter about some meme price of freddosLiteral children running this country
>>203327033Would rape
>>203327033Fat poof
>>203327057Get the kizza in
Starting to wonder if I may have a touch of autism
>>203327068no good or serious people from normal stock become politicians only the crackpots and nefarious typesthis is why just letting the tarqs run the show (because they know they were born to rule and actually want to do it properly) is the best option
>>203327033Grim.
>>203327106i just have radical empathy and find myself adopting mannerisms both consciously and unconsciously of disabled people i meet
>>203326613Don't think a woman has ever looked at me like that (or ever will)
>>203327033mental how all paki pizzas look the same
Do not search Marsden It on youtube
>>203326654alri karen
>>203327119hs
Got the Sade on.
>>203326801at my old job the sales manager spent 200 quid on booze for all the colleagues a week before Christmas. i got a bottle of Jameson from him. nice lad. he was diagnosed with BPD but i reckon it was something more serious. on Christmas eve he got pissed and had a manic breakdown and never came back to work. i heard he jumped out of a moving car, ran up a hill, took off all his clothes and the police had to use drones to track him down. either way he spent christmas and boxing day right through to the new year in a psych ward. he turned up for work for a couple of weeks in January and acted like nothing had happened but then he disappeared again for good.
>>203327114It's too late for that really as the tarq class has degraded through complacencyWe need a brief period of anarchy to allow a new tarq class to emerge
>>203327153not sure what that is supposed to mean, but I'd kill you in combat
>>203327144because they probably all come from the same slop factory in provincinal england somewhere
>>203327164Sounds like a proper lad
>>203326930here it's literally impossibile to date if you say that you have no social media, every girl would either think you are lying because you are cheating on wife/gf and don't want anyone to know, or that you are some Kaczynski-like schizo loner and it's a massive red flag
right: meleft: no one
>>203327045no
>>203327164I only care about white men. so I need to know the ethnic composition of the man in your story before I am able to show empathy
Go on lad, firebomb the maccies
going asda to get a skibidi toilet
namefags should be castrated
>>203327211im 6ft so i can get away with it
>>203327234the game's gone in biden's woke america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93TwT4xQjDghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93TwT4xQjDghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93TwT4xQjDg
>>20332723435 quid for a plastic toilet toy?
>>203327150
>>203327297You a seething povvo or something?
>>203326801>>203326845few of us chipped in so it wasnt so bad>>203327205intense, hope he's doing well, came across a few people who disappear/quit without notice in the past but nothing crazy like this
>>203327255nun you cud do x
>>203327320Yeah, that's like 3 hours work for me
>>203327150>concerned bradders.gif
>>203327205he was a good lad>>203327219white, english. name of Ian
do you want a kiss with that?
The closest thing I have to social media is an account on a Linux forum
>>203327234asda isnt parrt of walmart anymore>>203327297bargain
linux is reddit
>>203327212hate this trend of boys wearing literally nans pearls, saw someone last year at uni walk around like that just hoping someone more violent than me would just rip it off his neck spilling the beans all over
Note how Isreal haven't And won't do shit to IranOnly man in charge and that's grand master xi
lass at my old work was pulled up by a floor manager one day for her breath smelling of alcoholshe used to keep big 2L bottles of "cloudy lemonade" under her desk that she'd swig from throughout the day, turned out she was a big alcoholic. Other people said they had noticed stuff before she was outed but I never noticed to be fair. She was quiet, not fat, and kept to herself. Only 1 time during a team meeting she was noticably louder and more outspoken than ususal but that only made sense in retrospect.
>>203327434Didn't know this was a trendOnly neck related things I see guys round here wear are some maori guys wearing greenstone stuff and zoomers at my gym wearing chains
>>203326890fuarkin hell
2024 is 78% complete
>>203326935you do know you can literally watch women shaving their fanny on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyhqNz2W2_Y&
>>203327455>IsrealPost hands
>>203327408>LinuxUh oh, someone sound the speccy virge alarm
every ASDA I've been in looks like Mogadishu or Karachi town centrewhich is a good thing since diversity is our strength
>>203327488No-one gives a fuck you boring cunt
just saw an ad on facebook marketplace that was a mum selling her son's xbox pretty cheap because he was doing poorly in school, i wouldn't buy it just because i feel sorry for the poor kid
>pizzeria pakiscreaming
LOOKING AT HUGE TITS DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>203327551just dont like microsoft screenshotting my computer every couple minutes
>>203327577Bought my first gaming pc for £80 from facebook marketplace from some mum who was selling her kids computer because he wasn't playing with it enough. Was worth about ten times that and she just had it listed as "game computer" with zero specs.
choon xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlmSqyMT0FQ
>>203327591BALLER
The yank-israeli flatten houses war machine fears his every non move The world is coming home to China
>>203327628'
FUCK CNN THIS IS /BRIT/ EDITORIAL
>>203327577reminds me of that pic of some kids holding beyblades and crying because their mum was selling them on craigslist for playing with them in the bath and ruining the enamel
Paki pizza: origins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB3-CUMERIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB3-CUMERIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB3-CUMERIUliterally diego
>>203327651winnie the pooh lookin ass nigga
>>203327599Yeah?
>>203327545corr shes literally getting wet and turned on while shes doing it
>>203327628Same, haven't used Windows in atleast a year. I can't believe I ever thought using a CLI was difficult or confusing. Love Deian, love Fedora. Simple as.
>>203327577>>203327633why do mumsteins always feel the need to air their dirty laundry and publically humiliate their own children?
>>203327686blackpink ruined kpop desu
>>203327651So hot
>>203327651Shut up you fucking spack
>>203327717hs?
>>203327732dangerously based post
>>203327709humiliation ritual
>>203327651What a cutie Would bangMuch better looking then keir starmer
>>203327709Mums tend to he women (cunts)
looking less and less likely I will leave the house today. There's nothing for me out there.
>>203327686imagine being attractive and talentedjust makes life easier doesn't it
think theres a reason hes hugging the pillow like that
>>203327651CorrrFittyImagine the women
Winners win.Losers play spreadsheets.Follow us and we will teach you the beautiful game.
>Mums tend to he women
imagine if starmer just gradually became a big fat cunt over the course of his term
>>203327784no wonder people are confident/happylol
>>203327434chads wore them in the 1500s and 1600s
>>203327774Don't be so sure!
>>203327732Sent that cunt to the rice fields
>>203327651Really good looking bloke Reckon he's good at snooker
McDonald's is an underrated restaurant I can walk in and order 2 hamburgers for the equivalent of £1 each and receive them within minutes, knowing they will be prepared to an exact standard
>Losers play spreadsheets. never ktimmed so hard at anything in my life
only reason i leave my room as seldom as possible is because i don't want to be hassled by my family, is that really so much to ask?
Fascinating https://youtu.be/6FHhHJCPqFU?si=RuoliifUmNmPkBUxI live in a different country to the one I grew up in and I suspect I’m a relic for not speaking like this and for wearing leather shoes and trousers as opposed to sweatpants.If any of you listen to Desert Island Discs, in the past the choices were largely classical. Then they became pop. Today it’s Eastern European migrants and classical musicians who choose classical tracks. In the future the choices will be drill music.
>>203327651Who is this model?9/10
Fancy a nosh?
Current life plan:get some extra cert's related to my job, mainly just for the extra knowledge I'll getapply for a better job once I have more experienceperhaps have sex at some point before I die
>>203327854yh..x
commiemong meltie
>>203327651Reckon he could pull off a 147 without even blinking What a stunner
>>203327848>for not speaking like this and for wearing leather shoes and trousers as opposed to sweatpants.Clue status: LoadingClue decision: Gained
>>203327785Probably got a little stiffy I reckon
>>203327863
>>203327863Good plan mate hope that sees you right until you die
>>203327488ive been a functional drug addict for years. always held down jobs. but for a few months i was smoking heroin everyday and have no idea how i got away with. people knew i was a druggie but i dont think they knew the extent.
>>203327863Dont know about you but the job market is fucked for me right nowGlad i was told yesterday im not losing my job
just opened a bokkle of gin
>>203327651Fit
>>203327709Did your mum tell her friends and your female cousins when you started taking too long in the bathroom and crusty socks, laughing about you wanking?
>>203327785This is immoral
Hey guys how's it foing
>>203327916never spaffed into a sock myself, i usually just use a tissue
>>203327651Jesus I didn't know they let good looking blokes into /Brit/Ohwoaaarrrrr
>>203327827A healthy meal as well. Good protein to carb ratio with lettuce and a vitamin packed sauce
>>203327916My mum would make fun of me whenever I showed interest in girls and it me feel like I was a disgusting creep for even considering being a shagger
Really what kind of retard cums in a sock instead of a tissue
Mcdonalds three for £3 is a proper good dealfour nugs, cheeseburger, small chips, £3good belly filler
World War 3: The Final Final Solution - This Time We Mean It
>>203327931based
>>203327900Bik earky kad
>>203327848suprised there isn't backlash for that thumbnail being offensive. maybe there is but I'm not gonna bother opening the link. at least he's white.
>>203327651Stunning
Stop posting Brafley you unfunny cunts
oofbig yikesBIG yikesarino
>>203327947ktim
>>203327931I haveI've also done the old banana skin of courseAnd when I was a teen I had a phone cover that was a bit like a sock and I spaffed in thst a couple of times for some reason
2 weeks until Iran has nukes
>>203327976>>203327946Yeah?
>>203327979
>>203327897I asked my manager to give me a few weeks notice if I was getting fired last week and he said that no one is getting firedI am very replaceable though
>>203327947Same. For a long time I was shamed to a point where even girls showing an obvious interest in me made me think they were playing a trick on me and would laugh at me and now they complain about the lack of grandchildren
You lads ever tasted your own cum? Just a little lick
just did a pooke (poo nuke) down the bog
>>203328004What do you do la
used to be an alcoholic but didn't really have to make a conscious effort to quit drinking, i just kind of lost interest in it, also haven't gone teetotal, i still like to get pissed most weekends but not every day like beforei reckon you can only ever truly call yourself an alcoholic if you've experienced delerium tremens
Don't know why you'd wank into a tissue when baby wipes exist, they're softer wetter and more stretchy. Just plop one around your cock and spaff into it and then use the non cummy bit to clean your cock up after back to normal
Face it. The day of the local toiler who is honest and hardworking is dead. We need actual foreign men who come and actually work and actually have children and actually keep our country afloat.
>>203328043ain't good for the environment
>>203328023...yh. i also liked to snog my ex after ive cummed in her mouth, hottest thing
>>203328062Yeah same, other blokes too
A Lynchian poo
a draconian wank
A Hobbesian Kizza
>>203328043i steal bog roll from work and spaff into that. then i bin the spaff rag. not paying for wanks, id rather save up the pennies and pay for a shag.
a lovecraftian wank
>>203328034I migrate customer data from other software on to my company's software
Starting to think I'm not actually autistic and the average person is just an idiot.Would rather listen to someone's "special interest" than what they had for tea last night or whether it rained yesterday.
>>203328129Can't an Indian do that for cheaper
Cum in your pants.Give it a good old spaff.Do it.NOW.
>>203328129isnt that just like copy and paste
>>203328129Is stuff like that easy to get into? I could be a Linux spreadsheet monkey, but I always feel that being a hs dropout and having an employment gap hinders me.
Starting to think that all the sharing and society stuff they teach you at school is just indoctrination so you work hard and pay lots of tax to subsidise retards who can’t tie their own shoelaces
had a grand old bloke fart
>>203328156Apparently notThey hired a bunch of people in india but got constant complaints about the quality of the work and we lost a lot of time having to go and fix everything
Does Charlie fart?
got an insatiable hunger
Thinking about how /brit/ icon Poleaboo has a KiwiFarms thread
>>203328272FOR COCK
>>203328272for cock?
>>203328287>>203328291
What is the actual point in going outside when you have no pals / no gf though? Just wander around doing nothing then come home?
>>203328254xcx?definitely
Might get rimmed
>>203328351Yeah
>>203328351Yeah you're right there is no point to your life, do everyone a favour and end it
>>203328182It could bebut if customer data is shit then for some reason it's my job to clean it up for them100% of databases are poorly maintained, unclean pieces of shit with heaps of bad data btw>>203328185Yeah it's very easy to get in to as long as you can demonstrate you know what you're doingYou could also get a lower level job and work your way up, unironicallyBasically my whole department except me started out in helpdesk and moved over once the demonstrated they actually know how to do shit
>>203328380Rude
Haven't been outside since Thursday
>>203328380bit strong, that
>>203328079yeah but the thrill aint the same, when you do that to a girl who shock her a bit and thats the hot bit for me, where as with guys its a nothing burger cos theyre not shocked by that at all
Right I've had enoughYou are RUDEshe doesn't love youBe nicer to your fans you RUDELimmy you're in this thread
>>203328380nasty little boy woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
I could go out but I wouldn't know what to do.
>>203328412go for a walk in the woods and countryside
>>203328380LimmyRUDE Limmy to your fansStart anew. Find love again.Stop being RUDE to your fansLet us love youLimmy Limond
>>203328412Have a wank in McDonald's
>>203328402is the cum still in her mouth or is it sat in her stomach at the point your plunging your tongue in?
you get arrested for walking in the countryside these days due to the woke
>>203328403Coward little Scotch boy go into his chat and post this there. You won't
Got the gay porn hypnosis on
>>203328443Brain LimmyYou're in this threadDaniel needs a strong da not a RUDE daBe freeLimmond
>>203328412get a stitch to wear
Had kebab last night, it was banging.
>>203328461nice one columbo
Don't get why I'm so important as to be gangstalkedMaybe there really is something to this spiritual mumbo jumbo
>>203328453Why do you keep posting that?
>>203328475same
Spent $100 on a 150cmx150cm topographical map of my region of New Zealandwhere the hell am I going to get a frame that big to put it in?ffs, didn't think this through
Greatness always prevails.
Just bought a 4chan pass
I'm a complete husk of a human and have been for a long time I barely feel any sensation of any kind
>>203328475grim
>>203328435as soon as i cum ill lift her up for a snog right away, im sure her first reaction is to swallow but do it quick and you'll feel her mouth smirk while you tongue fuck your sperms
>>203328505a fool and his money are easily farted
>>203328508glad to have you on board lad
>>203328508based king
>>203328521Adderall + Weed + Regular Exercise and a Hobby with tangible goals. >today I'll paint a better pictureSimple asAlways fixes me right upNever fails
Consuming the blue vegetables
playing football manager
The sweltering summer of 2025.
>>203328508Retard
got one of those salty hangovers
>>203328556adderall isn't allowed here
>>203328539>>203328547Haha not really.
>>203328579What...then just get Vyvanse lad
>>20332856424?
>>203328508the 3 year one?
mental how many calories there are in rice100g of it, barely enough to cover the base of my pot, and there's like 350 calories haven't even got my meat and veggies out yet
Crisps for lunch :/
Why are yanks obsessed with medication for inane problemsStrange people
I touched my willard with the same hand that I used to take my zyn out. Now, my willard feels like cool mint.
>>203328558
>>203328591yeah
>>203328556You're an unemployed drug addicted schizophrenic pedophile with no friends whose parents hate him No one should take your advice on anything
>>203328578yeah helped by giving him something to cum on his phone screen for. and now he can cum on the still of him hugging her. bet he licked her tears that got transferred on to his cheek. dirty berty
>>203328632>>203328632>>203328632
>>203328611I think I have a cream for that
new>>203328636>>203328636>>203328636
>>203328617based
>>203328639>>203328646nah
>>203328556americans love their adderallreally strange how normalised taking pills for everything is over there
good one lads
>>203328652im managing in belgium
>>203328505Why would you need a giant map of NZ? It's only North Island, South Island, and Stewart Island.
