Get the fuck back in the water editionPrev >>203319575
I have a headache and painkillers won't make it go away
>>203333104drink water
>>203333104Go for a drive on a fast highway that cures headaches
>>203333247umm are you spreading misinformation??
Messaged my best friend from uni after ghosting her two years ago after moving abroad. I was a dickhead. Now I have been beaten down by life enough to want to marry her because I really liked her personality, but she is homely, but she’s also from a wealthy family and we can inherit multiple properties and maybe I won’t have to be a salaryslave for the rest of my life. She responded and we are talking but I am dreading the “ I have a bf/husband l message and knowing my dreams are dead.
I still listen to R Kelly
>>203333589have you tried stalking her online to verify bf status
so who here went to a Diddy party?
playing skyrim right nowthis game is an objectively bad rpg yet I've played it on and off since launch
>>203333823No but I asked her how she was doing and vice versa. Told her I was thinking about coming back to the old country, and she asked me if I meant permanently.
not playing Skyrim right nowi haven't played it ever
Getting real tired of the word AI now.
Goal is to go from skinnyfat to lankfag
Once a year I play New Vegas. It’s really really good but I need the time to forget things. Wish I could wipe the part of my brain that remembers new Vegas and have a fresh run.
>>203334037it's become a big marketing gimmick, it's identical to how the cloud was marketed a decade ago
Just bought $24 worth of lotto. Tonight I make it to the big leagues.
>>203334416>Tonight I wasted $24
I think i will try going on a 40 mile bike ride today, and then have a complete blood sugar crash and spend the rest of the day in bed
Fuck Cancer
it's goin downi'm yellin TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
hello
>>203333930come join EU4 multiplayer game cums
>>203335220This nigga always talkin bout some "hello"
>>203335237not falling for your honeypot ahmed.
>>203332946GO BACK TO THE WATER GRANDPA PLEASE
>>203333863I entered one once then I did a 360 and left
https://youtu.be/FOQc6P3nkmc/cum/ watch party!!
nobody would complain about illegal immigration if all the illegals were hot latinas
no one would complain about being hungry if they just ate breakfast in the morning
>>203335411Yeah so? Is there a politician trying to make that happen or what?
why don't they complain about the people who give jobs to illegals? it's their fault
>>203335653I do complain about them but complaining about business owners is sacrilegious in america
>>203335411Actually racism in general would be fixed by tomorrow morning if all minorities were hot women so
>>203335411i will move ilegally to usa then ^^
good morning sirs
>>203335711if that were the case women would be extremely racist and it would be funny to see
>>203335728ready to do the needful today sir?
a lot of stupid people are buying chinese cars because they are cheap but break too easily and have no warranty.
favorite jrpg?
>>203335869ffv for me
>>203335869persona 5
I want to celebrate and watch my wife, RIDE A BLAAACK BULL,BUDDY LEEETS GO
>>203335869I could only ever really stand the Mario RPGs because there's interactivity beyond just going through menus
>>203335869Pokémon Platinum
I'm gonna die within the next 5 years. I have no evidence or medical conditions, I just know.
>>203336290We all are
>>203336290cant wait to die today
>>203335724So you can become a hot Latina as soon as you cross the border? >>203335869Suikoden 2 and dark souls 2
>>203336690>So you can become a hot Latina as soon as you cross the border?im a cute latina already ^^
>>203336290anon.... nooo......
I will go to church in one hour and pray heavily for the suicidal anonnobody loves me but I must love the world
My penis needs stimulation
>>203336975based
>>203336772
I have so much shit I need to get done this weekend reeee
>>203337069jk I am drunk I would love to go to an church but I am drunk and I am not worthy to attend the house of our Lord to worship this weekend (I will be drunk this entire weekend if not hungover)
>>203337167monday is a holiday
>>203337186This isn't leafland
>>203337180>I am not worthy to attend the house of our Lord to worship this weekendYou are always welcome
>>203337218Would he still be welcome if he was gay?
>>203337203okay but monday is a holiday for me.
>>203337218the service is in basically an hour I don't think I should show up I don't have time to shower or sober up, I don't need to impose on the good people of the Church...
>>203337263Is it StupidDumbDumb Day?
>>203337254Yes.
me when I see a youtube video that has the word "based" in the title or a pepe/wojak/gigachad in the thumbnail/pfp.
>>203337180>>203337254The mistake is in thinking being drunk or gay put you in a more sinful state than you already were
>>203337300It's columbus day and it's on the list of official holidays for me company.
>>203337311i only watch intelligent youtubers like destiny
>>203337347Columbus was a rapist piece of shit
I'm not going to attend the service I will feel like an asshole.
>>203337360Is cuckolding the thinking mans fetish
>>203337367okay
would you jump for the beef?
>>203337367wtf I love columbus now ?!?
>>203337311It's just become a marker of poor, cliche content.Anyone who uses a pepe or wojak in their post you can be assured it's going to be some dumb shit too.>>203337360The debate bros are equally as stupid. What kind of faggot would spend 3 hours watching this shit? Destiny is a cuckold. The beanie guy sucks. Ben shapiro is a literal jewish rat.
>>203337311Literally me. Wojaks/pepes in >current year are like rage faces in 2012. Tired, worn out, beaten to death.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>203337448>current year was a decade ago in two monthswhat the FUCKwhen did we get so OLD
looks like neighbors are going to the beach
>>203337311literally the opposite of me
try not to be depressed and suicidal for a day challenge
>>203337767depression doesn't real
momberg bought me a snake plant and 3 chocolate bars from ikea
>>203335869shin megami tensei iv apocalypse
what should i name the snake plant?
I want to go to Jack in the box for breakfast but I have family visiting and they're in the living room and I don't want to ask if they want anything because they might say yes and make me spend money
>>203337985big boss
N
>>203337985little boss
>>203338051>>203338069I like little boss since its a small plant
>>203336290one time I thought I had my third eye opened, turns out I was just becoming schizophrenic
>>203337254Unless it was one of the wackjob little churchesWith most major denominations they're usually lukewarm at worst
all I do most days is work out, eat, work, then sleep
dispensary finally got some more live resin carts in stockshall be taking a walk soon
>>203338403go outside for a walk or bicycle ride and be around people
>>203338431Those go hard but sometimes they say live resin and aren't Weed is very under regulated, it was legitimately safer when it was illegal
>>203338403lately i don't even get out of bed, but i gotta stop it or I'm gonna get ulcers
>>203338440I'm around people all day it workit's my surrogate social life that I get paid for
Remember weed should scratch or dry your throat It should not "burn" your throat like a chemical
I miss weed but I'm really better off without it>inb4 just do it once in a whilecan't, for me it's all or nothing
>>203338584stop being a depressed ninny
>>203338928That'll set him straight
>>203338584ulcers are caused by bacterial infection of the stomach. do you mean, bed sores?
I only smoke a little bit of weed before bed.
>>203338963Weed inhibits rem It makes you sleep faster but lessens the quality of your sleep
>>203338928i hope so>>203338960yeah that srry
>>203338960regular weed smokage causes brain damage, weed usage harms sleep, which also causes brain damage later in life
>>203339003Don't care, I always sleep like a baby and wake up refreshed
Weed cart is barely affect me now Time for a t break Maybe I should finish my tincture first
>>203339056I think you have a bit of brain damage yourself there bud
>>203337985Boss Hoss
>>203339089malding
i dont deserve asian women
>>203338431straight droppppp
>>203339056I take hgh to get the best sleep in the world, but besides that I don't care. I smoke weed everyday and I make more money than you because I'm smarter and more capable than you. Oh and my muscles are bigger than yours because I take anabolic steroids. Yeah I cheat, but that's why I'm better than you.
>>203339189You probably deserve like a pygmy or something >>203339208Stfu
>>203339056this is so true, it happened to me, not worth it t.b.hbeware of alcohol too
she's coping so badly, bros.
>>203339132come up with something snake or plant related
I don't smoke weed because it's degenerate. My future wife will NOT be allowed to consume any mind altering substances.
i lied i dont actually have epilepsy im just not allowed to drive after 2 manslaughter incidents lol.
>>203339436this
i need alcohol, dough
Of all the drugs weed is the least harmful, what I do hate is Chinese brain-eating junk like fentanyl.
live resin acquired: lemon cherry gelato, 2090 nerdz, and dunk stomper>>203338532I just know it's real because distillate doesn't get me high>>203339208fax no printer
I hate drinking and going out to bars I wanna become full teetotaler
weed is actually like the worst mistake someone who isnt already living a good life with financial security etc can make. it makes you complacent.
I had a dream that Mal Malloy kept gaining weight until she was bedridden
>>203339436I like the idea of occasionally smoking weed with my wife but don't think women can be trusted to responsibly regulate their use. They're too weak minded.
niggas in here really worry more about what everyone else is doing than what they themselves are doing
the fucking bonehead roommat i live with smokes weed constantly and it fucked him up.
How normal are people without chins?>>203339436
>>203339585Lmao losers always say this copeIt's called accountability. I prefer to share this world with as few stupid fucks as possible.
>>203339617I'm in my bag and comfy in lifeyou're angry on the internet at someone you don't know
>>203339585the wounded healer archetype bro
>>203339645I'm not angry at all throughever and if you're living responsibly then I'm happy for you Your initial post made you sound like a butthurt loser stoner
>>203339523>it makes you complacent.If you're already a lazy couch potato then yeah it'll just exacerbate that. When I smoke I go exercise, cook, hike, ride my bike, mow my lawn, etc.>>203339617>accountabilityAccountability for what? I'm going to go live my life you fucking annoying church lady, stop caring about others do, focus on yourself.
>>203339676now you're coping
Spring was never waiting for us, dearIt ran one step aheadAs we followed in the danceMacArthur's Park is melting in the darkAll the sweet, green icing flowing downSomeone left the cake out in the rainI don't think that I can take it'Cause it took so long to bake itAnd I'll never have that recipe againOh, noI recall the yellow cotton dressFoaming like a waveOn the ground beneath your kneesThe birds, like tender babies in your handsAnd the old men playing Chinese checkers by the treesMacArthur's Park is melting in the darkAll the sweet, green icing flowing downSomeone left the cake out in the rainI don't think that I can take it'Cause it took so long to bake itAnd I'll never have that recipe againOh, noMacArthur's Park is melting in the darkAll the sweet, green icing flowing downSomeone left my cake out in the rainAnd I don't think that I can take it'Cause it took so long to bake itAnd I'll never have that recipe againOh, no, oh
>>203339710You really are a special kind of stupid fuck you know that? >Accountability for what? I'm going to go live my life you fucking annoying church lady, stop caring about others do, focus on yourself.You are doing to me, what you are complaining about me doing to you. And I don't mind at all. But you have to understand your hypocrisy. I would only be a hypocrite myself in this scenario if I were asking you to stop (like you are to me)
I'm a walking lick
>>203339857yap yap yap yapDon't give a fuck. Go to pol if you want to lament about le society going down the drain you fucking boring, generic polbrained faggot.
im coping all the time constantly or i break down in tears
My nephew Feyd-Rautha - so much better than Rabban, who was mistreated by the Atreides even the Emperor never saw anything like it - my nephew says that they’re giving all the spice away. The Atreides are afraid of the Fremen. Nobody said that when it was my Arrakis, my Dune.
>>203339904You seem to give very much of a fuck actually, you stupid, insecure, no self awareness stoner
>>203339907smoke a zoint and chill out brah
my hair was a fucking mess today felt self conscious the entire time i was out
>>203339883gucci throwin bricks like he using the backboard
>>203339954No I don't care because I know you're a weak suburbanite faggot that gets his worldviews from pol of all places. A fucking downie is smarter than you.
I don't buy into the idea that weed makes you dumb or lazy, but weed heads should be more offended at dumb and lazy stoners making them all look bad rather than the normies complaining about stoners. It isn't like people just made the "dumb and lazy" shit up. I live in California, I occasionally visit the dispensary, and the average stoner you're likely to meet is very likely to be dumb and/or lazy. But stoners don't hold each other accountable, even the smart ones, because they just see other stoners as their people and feel compelled to defend them
she's getting chilly out boys make sure to dress warm winter is fast approaching
>>203340089you should be offended because there are dumb people that drink water and you also drink water so therefore you should be offended
>>203340149You're disingenuous if you believe the correlation between dumb people drinking water is exactly the same as dumb people smoking weed Actually I'm starting to think you're just one of the dumb stoners I'm talking about. A conversation is probably pointless. Hopefully you prove me wrong with a sensible, 105 IQ response at least.
>>203340105it's gonna be too oicey
>>203339710your are already living the good life. i mean its bad for my shithead jobless leech roommate
>>203339984my hair is a mess every day because I have scarring alopecia
>>203340105I'm wearing a trench coat today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCJLOXqnT2I
lol niggas getting bald
>>203340222I can't unsee everyone in a trench coat as a potential flasher
>>203340188>You're disingenuousYeah, yeah I am. What are you going to do about it except bitch and cry?
>>203340202Did you always have it
>controversy happens>hulu has a special on it within two daysvery offputting
>>203340256I'm wearing mine unbuttoned with a sweater
>>203339984>>203340202i don't have hair, i look like a minion
>>203340299You should probably do something about that.....
>>203340362Post a pic
what should i do on this saturday night /cum/
>>203340393get your bread up
>>203340342got get it while the iron is hot
>>203340367>You should probably do something about thatMake me you weak polturd faggot.
>>203340105it's in the 70s right now, in fucking denver. climate change is real.
>>203340426I thought stoners were supposed to be chill or something You have methhead vibes
>>203340330started at 16 or so
>>203340457I'll smoke meth and fuck your mom and you still won't do shit about it lol.
My posts aren't even showing up on Chrome lmao
>>203340408i don't even know what that means
>>203340510you don't exist, your country isn't real
>>203340475You type like a 50 year old boomer who just discovered the internet and is being trolled for the first time
watching destiny
Spent my lunch break sleeping lol
for me it's lonerbox
>>203340457they arent lol. i live with one. he is constantly upset and on the edge of lashing out. he gets in arguments with people on tiktok and he starts banging the desk the walls etc and crying while speaking his emotions aloud. he slams doors and gets mad at me for literally no reason i try to avoid him as much as possible. for instance he was angry at me for going to bed "too early" (ie. at 11 pm.) so he threw my strawberry plants over the balcony while screaming and shit
I took this picture in Oaxaca
>>203340584I type like a 50 year old boomer that just smoked meth and fucked your mom.
>>203340510You exist and matter
I took this picture in Atlanta
>>203340534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjCPc-47NmI
>>203340638SexoaxacaSexaca
>>203340617wagie sleep min maxing
>>203340691and eurosissies say we don't have sovl
modern weed is so strong it melts your brain, how zoomers can smoke that stuff
>>203340617did you sleep in your car?
>>203340768no I'm wfh so I just sleep in my bed
Is there a word filter now on blue boards that prevents posts from getting through even after hitting post with the "Post Succsesful"? Man how low can 4chan go without backlash from other 4channers? Why does this site even exist? This is beyond lame
>>203340378will do, to a friend's dm
how did one word buck broke an entire race
>>203332946>>203335364THE LORD MOVED MOUNTAINS FOR THIS DAY
Youtube deleted my anti-hamas comment LOL
lol they ban me for.saying da truth brother! They scared of reality! They putting me down cuz they scared of me!! I is keep it real!
>>203341064but i thought yt was managed by jewish people, wtf is going on
Spent an hour cleaning my car and house
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
>>203341064It deletes like 45% of my comments
Found a spider crawling on me
Just spent four hours cleaning the carpets throughout the whole house
>>203341331This is a wound that will not heal
>>203341205What you live in a doll house and a hotwheels car?
>>203341375i cleaned your moms carpet last night if you know what i mean
>>203332946i wanna thank this lil niggathanks to him im paying taxes so whores get free abortians and trannies get their dick chopped off
getting that creeping feeling that i'm wasting my life again, might have to start a course on something
>>203341393No. I didn't finish. The house looks nicer and the car can carry two more people though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUOJy7BSS5E
Zip a dee doo dahZip a dee ayMy oh my what a wonderful dayPlenty of sunshine headin my way
im scared and paranoid all the time
I'm horny and hungry all the time
oh mr bluebird on my shoulderit's the truth, it's actualeverything is satisfactual
>>203341573Same It feels like just when I'm starting to make progress, someone says or does something to make me feel like my fear/paranoia was justified and then I go back to being scared of everything
I am unironically nervous around black people in public
>>203341598https://youtu.be/RVDyoCWz0vM
>>203341667That makes you smart, Timmy
/cum/ has been very autistic for the past 24 hours
at work my fucking coworkers were blowing leaves into piles when i knew we should have only put the leaves in a fucking line for the leafsweep to pick up and i never said anything but just ignored it the entire time while blowing the leaves into a line which they both wasted time blowing into piles all because i had some remnant of a doubt in myself over these new employees. turns out my idea was right and theirs was wrong and they just wasted a massive amount of time.
>>203341667Getting followed by a hooded black guy late at night in a bad area? Yeah. Waiting in line at the grocery checkout as a grandma buys dinner? No.
fuck around with them fuck-arounds and you fuck around and get smoked
We need to come together and create a mega curse to punish Brian for his gay porn spam last night
FALLEN LEAFSFALLEN LEAFSFALLEN LEAFS ON THE GROUND
>>203341667african americans make me nervous but actual african immigrants are usually pretty chill
>>203340222based
>>203332946
>>203341884they're eating the dogs
>>203341884That's because only the rich and/or educated ones can get visasEducated African Americans are chill too, the ghetto ones are lunatics
>>203341931Those are Haitians, not Africans
>marinate chicken breast in frank's red hot>cook on pan>fry jalapenos in reduced sauce>put toasted buns in pan to soak up remaining juices>put more frank's red hot on the bottom side of the top bun>assemble chicken, jalapenos, and buns into sandwichesI call it frank's red hot stool softener
>work in music/entertainment>guy asks me to be in series of collaborative gigs and asks about availability>turns out he's booked the gigs without clearing the dates with the half dozen other performers, most of whom have day jobs and families and two of whom are newSome people are too retarded for business.
>>203341960socio economic factors or something
I want to do something with my day instead of just sitting around waiting for tomorrow but I don't know what to go and do
>>203341982pics?
>>203341990What instrument do you play little bro
Got in an internet argument and now I feel bad. I'm thinking of getting myself banned on purpose for a break
finna change my entire life direction for a dominican girl
>>203342058Hope you have good car insurance for when she has even the slightest inkling that you may have glanced at another girl for 1.5 seconds
>>203342127i'll just convince her to get "us" to lease a luxury car, maybe a porsche or a lexus. it'll be signed in her name of course
>>203342127I’ve only had that experience with a hondureña and I’d say it was still worth it
>>203342127Why do you guys all say that Latina girls are crazy jealous
awwww shit, I forgot if I took my pills or not, i hate this feeling, i don't wanna take em again in case i already did fml
>>203342212The truth is, all women are jealous and crazy, but when latinas do it it's fun and sexy and exciting, not just scary and annoying
>>203342255What kind of pills anon?
no. 4 privet drive
>>203342255I know this feel
>>203342304>t. can’t understand what a hysterical latina’s actually sayingthe savage blood comes out in those moments, you just have to learn to tame them or you’ll get walked all over
>>203342422>or you’ll get walked all overOh no :)
you incels need to stop regurgitating meme shit.
>>203342459emotionally, not physically
>>203341411That's nice of you
>>203342547but that's what I comsoom all day *skull emoji* *skull emoji* *skull emoji* aww hell nah
capeesce?
>>203342029idk guess ill just watch x files and cook dinner til bed time
>>203342547first, i need to no longer be an incel
eey amicos esse spaghett?
>>203342041Keyboard
im gonna stop browsing /v/ for years because i don't wanna get spoiled on metaphor refantazio
>>203342682il gattino piccolinoo algo
>>203342743fettucheeene? proshoot?
>>203342743shut it
remember the amazing atheist
>>203342782>>203342791speak american
Why does this nigga keep imitating me? I get that I radiate aura and have high sex appeal but you should focus on getting a personality of your own bro
>>203342614*poop emoji* *poop emoji* *crying laughing emoji*
i need italo-american universities
>>203342797i remember the banana
>>203341990To add to that, he said he'd ask the performers on Wednesday and expect a response by Friday. No word from him. This is autist level disorganized.
>>203342943And the hot oil... And the micro.... Poor guy
>>203342882who tf are even u. whats ur gimmick
>>203342809bishcottmootsarellbolognesee
>>203342929O, cuginComme staje, tuttapost?
>>203342908this nigga tweaking bro
>>203343036I put ketchup on raviolii cut spagetti with my fork before putting it on white bread. i put creamer and lemon on pasta. even soy sauce
so fellow white american wasps how is your puritan saturday going?
>>203343060ma che te devo dire aoooo qua fa caldo
>>203343169Cool off with an ice cold Aranciat
>>203343101you may not know or notice but the italian secret service is now on watching you
Nobody likes italians
>>203343247Everyone loves Italians. It's Mexicans nobody likes
>>203343205try chinotto
>>203343247i like the women, and the food, and romebut i dont care about your average luigi, no
i like mexicans
Shitalians are the Puerto Ricans of Europe
>>203343239somebody toucha my spaghet
>>203343276>>203343345Oh okay.I was just checking
>>203343371>like*am
the secret to not being depressed is to occupy all your spare time with menial tasksyou'll be too mentally busy to feel anything at all
>>203343424i am not mexicans
folgers is actually pretty good, far as cheap coffee goes
pishtachk
Schpaghett RigottBasanagol
ti cago in bocca
>>203343461Have you checked? Are you sure?
>>203343371Aw her little head is so cute
AYY OHH I'M WALKIN EAR
>>203343466Black Silk goes hard
Quiero casarme con una morena
>>203343658ximenita mil fallas
Daddy's goneAnd he'sNot coming homeEver again
Where'd everyone go? 8 to 5 there's gonna be a scrum to post the new lol
zoomer memes are in another whole level
>>203343893the birth control in the tap water has turned the new generation of men into feminized homosexuals
>>203342782Gabagool? Ova here...
if aliens were real would they post in /cum/?
>>203343905>>203343905>>203343905
