Alex Salmond is dead edition
mental that there are literally people born in 2007 and 2008 posting on 4chan. perhaps even in this very thread
>>203337440>its real
>>203337494no its not
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sir peer blarter
the fuck its realhttps://news.sky.com/story/former-first-minister-of-scotland-alex-salmond-dies-13232584
>>203337514be funny if they all fucking died
>>203337494shaggable (in the UK)
>>203337510yes it is
>>203337440holy fuck it actually is real
steve clarke = god
>The Scottish nationalist stalwart was giving a speech in North Macedonia this morning.>STV News understands he died at some point after the event.
RIP another fat scot dies before he's 70too many tattie scones
>>203337440Mad how he was tweeting only a few hours ago. Life changes fast
>>203337514Should I get a solicitor?
>>203337548Fucks sake those floors are filthy
Just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and noticed how ugly I am. Ruined my day that has.
>>203337543no
alex salmond gave a speech in north macedonia this morning and was tweeting two hours agodid he get vaxxed?
>>203337533shag a lot of 16 year old boys do you? dirty poof
>>203337596im sure the vaxx was the least of his health concerns
>>203337514All my posts are satire anyway if they're watching
>>203337599beautiful woman
>>203337644ugly bloke
>>203337595yeah
Quite like this lad’s videos.
am I seriously supposed to buy that the whole setup of this show is that ella purnell is a femcel that not a single man is interested in?
>>203337610chance would be a fine thing
>>203337440Didn't agree with his views but mildly respected himUnlike his successors
>>203337596mate he was a fat fucking scot
>>203337650your screen's off mate
salmond got assassinated by the magpie party
going to make some lovely pasta
>>203337682lol this is brit
>>203337525>>203337549>>203337596get the wikipedia edited
>>203337672he was based for going on RT. probably got ot by the cia heart attack gun
>>203337599corr i NEED to shag that thunder thighs slag
>>203337717Was thinking just that about his time on RT. Galloway used to go on there as wellRT used to have some decent shows desu and their burials of Biden were fucking funny
>>203337703first mousey, now fishy....well i know where my next votes going
Killed by big anglo, this will only bolster scottish nationalism
he was 69; that's like 90 in scottish years
>>203337703that image is not allowed
Alex Almond the father of Scottish Independence has diedWith his death there is no current leader for this movement
>>203337661her bf
brother retching his guts out into the bog while i need to do a poo badly
>Alex Almond
they took him out in macedonia because they know its a shit hole where the police dont follow anything up
canada >.<
>>203337787who would bother taking him out?
>>203337771is that travoltas grandson wtf
salmon for tea tonight nice and healthy unlike the fry ups that killed that jock freak
jocks fleeing the lowland in droves, english tanks have retaken vast swathes of the Marchlands
>>203337809starmer and his cronies in england
>*obese alkie dies early*Rorke:>was it the vax?
put in effort into a post when the new had 50+ posts last thread. embarrassing
>>203337832>english tanksall 12 of them
>>203337781>Pauly Walnuts
might give line of duty another rewatch actually
>>203337840well, was it?
>>203337809fell out with the SNP didn't healso as mentioned he was an RT contributor
>>203337809spooks are very vindictive. they would have wanted to back in 2014 but couldnt while he was high profile. they dont just let go of those grudges
>>203337840screamign
my dad is 65 years old and very fat. He seems to be on some undisclosed mission to eat himself to death.worried he doesn't have long left
DANCING ON THE CORPSES ASHES
actually laughed to learn shotcaller posters on /tv/ are actually freaks from this thread
>>203337840seems this rorke fella is winding you right up
>took ill while in North Macedoniamore like alex salmondella
>>203337761It is actually due to us living in pre-monarchic society on the borders of Europa
2014: Salmond's dream dies2024: Salmond dies
>>203337891It was surprisingly a very enjoyable movie. I'm glad /tv/ memed me into watching it and I'm happy to perpetuate it's memes as a result.
was just about to start making some scran and my flatmates have commandeered the kitchen. Absolutely livid.
>>203337840leftypol never head of comorbidities
right then next 3 threads shall be wasted with mongs pretending to care about alex salmond one bitoverwatchtoil it is then
I find it very cool when someone is born and dies in very different places. Makes for a very kino Wikipedia entry.
New topic: Asian women
>enters /brit/alri
>>203337960place of death is more significant than birthplace tbqh
>>203337933Such is life under the Anglo-Jewish Empire
>>203337959not an airport, don't announce your departure
>>203337933>dying so his supporters can say a generation has passed because thats when the the uk government said next referendum can happenwe didnt deserve him o7
>>203337440It's real.
>>203337956Oh how the turns have tabled
>>203337971hapas > japs > the rest
>>203337972zesty
>DANCING ON THE CORPSES ASHES
>>203338009alright efe ambrose
corr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVhhnXOI84
Diego will be covering Alex Salmond's death in an emergency podcast Katy Balls and Ian Hislop will be the guests 6pm check everywhere you get your podcasts from
>>203337960I always hated the idea of dying in the same country I was born in.
how do i find a lad to pound my retarded gay twink arsehole
>>203337992ye makes you think hmm how'd he get there
>>203338021Difficult to argue with that tbf.
>>203338007>Scottish nationalists think a generation is ten yearsI know life expectancy is bad up north but god
>>203337972the zandem, as it were
is belgium out shagging x
>>203338021Oh you like hapas do ya?
>>203338088if anything he's the one getting shagged
>>203337586ktim at the barber yesterday
>>203338088no he's posting ITT under a spain flag
There is nothing wrong with not being sexually attracted to women They are evil
>>203337936i too was memed into watching it recently but i dont post it like yous, dont have the keys to the yard so to speak
>>203338064the more people who pass on boosts the argument. he's doing his part o7
>>203337766what about that lezza woman?
Anyone been to the huntsmanLove the huntsman
>>203337889Assuming you two get on, spend as much time as you can with him :)
>>203338055word on the street is you just make a grindr or turn up to any gay bar or event and get gay poo bummed instantlynot a gay so cant confirm myself but have you attempted those options yet
>>203338125Do you actually believe we are the same person lol, surely you aren’t that thick lad
>>203338125nah
>>203337586Always look good in my own mirrors but when I catch my reflection out and about I realise what a quasimodo I am
The end of duck songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvKJ7uvQPfg
What's in your YouTube "Watch Later" playlist?
So are royal marines considered special forces or something? Like on par with paras? Here marine infantry is definitely tough but they aren’t special forces, they’re just a little tougher than army infantry because they’re the first in
rorke taking a virgin flight to the virgin islands
fuck all to do. fuck all motivation to do anything. just staring at the clock waiting for my oven pizza to be done. willl probably just go to bed early. there's nothing left for me this day
have to respect people who are still like 'hated the cunt' than the namby pamby unionists who have to give it all ' didn't like his politics but he was a titan etc etc ' yawn your boring spineless prick
Times Radio has cancelled all the ad breaks and gone into mourning mode
when I'm emperor of japan i will ban the good looking women from having fringes
>>203338146You're not validated.
>>203338021hapas really are hot deffo a guilty pleasure
>>203338207no
Pozzed. Woke. Rubbish.
>>203338199Back to school try on haul
>>203337851i quite liked it first time round but when i tried a rewatch it was genuinely unwatchable
THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT OUTER SPACE
>>203338232theyre unionist though.
hapa boobies
>>203338277she's fitwhomst
the light is coming into my room in such a special way
>>203338161He phones me sometimes to tell me about the television shows he watching but both he and I find it difficult to open up to one another.Never really had a proper conversation with him or had a pint with him or anything like that. It's sad but it is what it is. Naturally I will regret not trying more when he's gone and I don't know how I'll cope without him.
Will Limmy do his “had the pleasure of meeting” tweet about Alex Salmond?
>>203338231We don't respect cowards like you Slagging people off behind their back on their hugbox social media platform /brit/ rather than confronting them directly Incel coward cunt hang yourself
imagine if you had a pet hawk and you named in tuah haha
>>203337889well its not like its worth his time to hang around waiting for you to provide him grandkids
>>203338307somehow i doubt it
what's the difference between hapa and eurasian
>>203337586i've removed all the mirrors from my room for this reason
>>203338307I can't remember if limmy was Yes or No. If he was a Yes voter you'd imagine he wouldn't, out of respect.
>>203338272saw him in bristol last week
>>203338309i literally did confront him. who do you thin killed him
>>203337440can't wait for Sturgeon to make a weepy statement like she didn't strain every sinew to put him in jail.
>>203338352seeing him tonight :)
I'm on grindr but mainly use it to see who's gay in my local areaThe thought of actually meeting up with a stranger is terrifying because they could stab you or give you aids or both
>>203338353:O
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY
>>203338148She stole half a million pounds from her supporters
>>203338305*gives you a hug*Sounds a little bit like me and my dad.
>>203338353based
>>203338287hummusnewthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTULHOhwG5M
da's breath stinks
>>203337891if i end up in California prison ill be the shotcaller so its an educational film
need to visit a tailorsharpen up s it were
>>203338344hapa is the yank way of saying it, its some hawaiin term. dont say it IRL, the term is known as wasian to normal people
>>203338399catberg
>>203338412thanks king
>>203338344the other one is half asian and the other one is half eu
>>203338425>the term is known as wasian to normal peopleNo it isn't you nonce
omds
>>203338445there's nothing actually wrong with this fanny
>>203338445/sp/ classic right here
fanois
>>203338445
>>203338147>Scottish nationalism will succeed when all the most successful Scottish nationalists die suddenly
1. Tahitian2. Indian3. Ethiopian 4. Vietnamese5. Thai6. Chinese7. Chippy 8. Japanese9. Italian10. Greek
Dua Lipa.Sex.
>>203338399bloke, ugly
>>203338351Limmy’s family who he’s estranged from are all seething unionist Rangers supporting gammons so he is a nationalist just to get back at them
If I meet any of you in the UK do you guys want me to bring you something? I can bring in monster cans or beef jerky
>>203338469go to bed hope
>>203338445EL CLÁSICO
crazyhttps://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1845002271492341864
>>203338445whatever happened to all the fappening material why doesnt it get posted more frequently like this
>>203338384par for course with jocks
>>203338445Thanks mate was showing my mum /brit/ now she thinks I'm a freak
>>203338499i wouldn't mind an awp
>>203338272/brit/ is a maus general
>>203338499yeah could you bring the entire gold content of fort worth cheers
I voted no for scottish independenceand yes for brexit
>>203337548Lisa Nandy looks like THAT?!
You're in this threadDaniel needs a strong da not a RUDE daBe freeLimmond
>>203337440Fuck's sakeRefuse to believe he wasn't poisoned or some shitNow the SNP are going to dominate the independence movement again now that Alba is effectively dead with him
>>203338499no one is going to meet an autistic american like you on 4chan here
>>203338207better than paras
>>203338486>successful
>>203338537Based
>>203338537voted yes and leavejust vote for whatever stirs the pot, me
LimmyYou hereRUDE manLove your fansLimond
>>203338491
always loved religion, conceptually and aesthetically, however humans went about and ruined it
>>203338191https://youtu.be/ZEEUiwiaFRQ
LimmyYou're a RUDE and angry manYou are RUDE to your fansSO disappointed with youLimmy
cocknose
>>203338569Peng>>203338576Grim
>>203338537Proper British nationalist
i voted yes for independence and no for brexit
>live band at the super league grand finalgame has gone
are we meant to know whose minge that is
mad how disgusting fannies are and yet the urge to put penis in there is overwhelming
fucking get on it
>>203338399ugly bloke in a womans dress is it
need to try biltong, bet it mogs beef jerky to obliviononly saffer thing ive tried is rooibos and it was pretty damn good
>>203337440RIP, I'm English but thought Salmond was alri, couldn't stand Sturgeon though.
>>203338595Don't steal my gimmick
>>203338635rorke's nan onamadone
>>203338609the cuckold voter
>>203338631not for me . do tons of wanks to them but never felt the need to ask one out ever
>>203338655LimmyYou are RUDEYou need to respect your fansLimmy
>>203338635Lizzy on a mad one.
scared of sex
FORWARD DRIVE ACROSS THE LINEFORWARD DRIVE ACROSS THE LINE
>>203338494who cares?
thinking about tommy sheridannow THAT was a scottish politician
>>203338636no i thought that up till adulthood too but it turns out dresses are the ones that are like both a shirt AND a skirt, skirts are just the shorts
RIP to Alex Salmon. Some sad tunage to remember him and his legacy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_lIJaL8ZZ4
the fellas
Made a huge mistake and bought some chocolate spread from the supermarket, just put peanut butter on one crumpet, chocolate spread on the other and had them together like a sandwich. This is it lads, this is obesity.
>>203338660im on the right side of history rorke
>>203338677Pretty rude of you, ironically. I'm being serious though
>>203338635who gave nana the coke
>>203338715it’s over lad
>>203338710goodness that dog looks minuscule
>>203338710couple a bozos more like
>>203338032You what?
Most Tolkein fans have never even read Tolkein
>>203338739I think it's a fascinating gimmickI like itI will keep posting it
>>203338777don't suppose thats true
oh youre a jesus fan? quote 12 passages about oxen
36 hours til toil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DoP7JwBAoU
>>203338777I've read The Hibbot
>>203338794It's not right. Morally indecent.
>>203338819It looms.
what are you even supposed to do on weekends
So fucking upset that I have to think about a foreign election
If theres one thing my very wealthy maternal grandfather taught meLife is too short to spend a Saturday hungover in bed
mcewans champion. henry weston vintage. taurus
>>203338867What else did he teach you
wahey!
>>203338777simply untrue. most fans of the Jackson LotRs films never read Tolkien. but Tolkien fans have read Tolkien or they are not Tolkien fans.
>>203338777who's tolkein? i only know tolkien
>>203338718You lost both votes you retard
>>203338370enjoy it mate anonenjoy it mate my lad
>>203338882makes her look like a golden age hollywood actress
>>203338812Just looked it up and there are only three in the New TestamentNot a big fan of ox analogies our Jesus
>>203338932
sir tolkeir J.R.R.mer
limmy rude man stop it rude
>>203338936but my intentions were noble
Americans are so bent Kids up and down their country are copying this
>>203338970all sheep and goats with that lot is it
Was so CLOSE to making everyone proud Just needed things to fall my way for onceOh well, we go again
TOO MANY MOTHER UCKERS
>>203339008shame ohtani has to play alongside these bums
>>203339007county means fuck all pal. shoulda married someone darker
>>203338975
>>203339007:|
>>203339007
>>203339029Nah just give up and rope up. We insist. Boring twat
ENOUGH from the British people!
>>203339008it's very funny how drugged up american sportspeople areimagine getting into fights over baseball lmao
>>203338951
>>203338710me and my short brown gf
It happened It was realAll of it
>>203339049
>>203338932Eastleigh Station Platform 4. Home.
>>203339064>america and russia that lowyeah fuck off
>>203339099
2 weeks remain...
rorke quaking
>>203338556How’s that? I thought they were entirely different, royal marines deal with mountains and jungles etc whereas paras deal with airborne shit and clearing areas for a landing rightIs this just royal marine chest puffing
>>203339007as bent as this sounds im glad i went to an all boys schoolas an acne-riddled autistic freak who didnt lose the 'ginity til i was 20, i would probably be really bitter and resentful if i were around fit girls in my adolescence and getting zero action
>>203339121has he got hindi on his knuckles
>>203339064why did they cover up china?
>>203339139You just KNOW she has a white boyfriend...
>>203339099saw one in a red one the other day looked like an imperial guard
>>203339139reckon she's sound desumore of her and aaron BASEDtaniless of owen jonessimple as
*enters /brit/ at great speed*
>>203339156more varied skill set. some marines can jump too.
Give the boy a chance you fucking twatsWhy must I suffer Have I not earned the right to not suffer. I think I have
>>203337440Oh no!
>>203339139cant possibly imagine why an ugly brownoid like her would be so resentful about whites hmmm
farting
can only afford tesco lager nowadaysgrim
>>203339270is it any good?
>>203339283so was he on ozempic
>>203339049i wore a blue mask for a few minutes the other night when i did something naughty on camera and it reminded me how uncomfortable and ridiculous the covid era was
>>203339314
>>2033393022% mate
>>203339338everything about this image including the image quality is just grimmage
>>203339338we have to go back
>>203339324yes yes when I critcise the genocide in gaza i am simply coping aren't I
got heart burn so im going to lie down for a few hours x
>>203339338>2%abv
>>203339314did it involve your arse,,,
>>203339338jaysus
>>203339394that's the worst thing you could do
salmond deadust need 1 croatia goal and hopefully a million scots kill themselves
>>203338777I've not read the silmarillion because I cba
>>203339403what use would a facemask have on my bear bottom?
wiggling my little bum in the air
>>203339500you stole my post you wretched fiend
there's a sense of freedom you don't get from other holidays
>>203339046troof! collapse against the mets incoming
diego owns multiple properties in central londonhe drives a bentlyhe's a multi millionaireand he's still a pathetic virginwhat chance do the rest of us have?
>>203339553>>203339553>>203339553
