Louise Jameson edition
ktimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcyQkIkKkPI
you lads got the boxing on?
I feel like football is a sport entirely unbecoming of Brits. It seems like something only third worlders or Eastern Europeans would be into. Remember in that movie Taken when he finds those greasy dudes in a smoke-filled room watching football on a shitty old TV? That's how I perceive football watchers.
Alex Salamander
me when I see jeremy vine
>>203339583no. who is fighting?
>>203339597KWAB
mental how two of the scottish first ministers were named after fish
new hitchens>PETER HITCHENS: Stop worshipping MI5 - it's just a Blairite secret police force with a budget to boosthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952661/PETER-HITCHENS-Stop-worshipping-MI5-just-Blairite-secret-police-force-budget-boost.html
might get bummed tomorrow
>>203339597
>Alex Salmon>Nicola Sturgeon There’s something fishy about those names.
>>203339605Some central asian russian against some caucasian russian
>>203339583>riyadh card
you're either the bummed or the bummer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6wzijeiClA
>>203339553>Louise Jameson
heating onnothing mental just 18.5c
Anybody know anything about e-readers?If I get a kindle do I have to use amazon's gay kindle store or can I shove a bunch of legally acquired books and pdfs on it?Don't want to ask /lit/ they'll just bully me and tell me to read some schizophrenic Swedish philosopher from the 1300's.
dunno if "im black from the waist down" is a good line to use or notyou pass the race shit test but it's also kind of weird to meme about it
fucking despise architects
I'm in love with the shape of poo
>>203339653why would i want to watch that?
>>203339630He is 100% correct, as always
scotkeks btfo
>takes a seathttps://www.reddit.com/r/fatwomenlove/comments/1g1kzml/come_on_get_on_my_level/
aint macedonia one of those weird noncey countries
>>203339681yeah you canyou also could have googled this
>>203339681get a kobo
Last night you were in my roomAnd now my bed sheets smell like poo
>>203339681Yes you can although they may not have the same features as a kindle book
>>203339680soft cunt
There's nothing cool about knives. BIN THAT KNIFE
Having a mid 6/10 gf is one of the biggest traps a lad can fall in toThe sex is just good enough. She loves you dearly and is a lovely and loyal partner. She keeps you content.But every time you see a fittie it kills you a bit inside. It makes you ponder what could've been. You could be enjoying something much greater.
>>203339706CORRRR
Need scientists to study the Deano
>>203339657the atmosphere is grim but at least it's on early
anyone ever run into a burning building and suffer fatal burns all over your body afterwards
bummers are deaf
>>203339681Download Calibre and you can put whatever epubs, mobi, or pdfs you want on it
>>203339746Shut up you twat
>>203339686jealousy is ugly mate
>>203339724They look about the same price and same specs, what's the draw?
>>203339681dont you just send the pdf file to an email address that your kindle has? im almost positive that is how it works
>>203339806imagine if this was a lad though
>>203339787what?
>>203339802Fuck off, don't want a gobshite neek's opinion
>>203339837you don't have to imagine lad
orange and mango mocktail down the gullet
>>203339843whey gayboy
>>203339868he's obviously imagining lad
must be more to life than smelly minge
nice little filipino wife for me I think
Remember how Travis Bickle talked about how a rain was going to clean these streets? Turns out that rain did exist, it's real estate speculation
>>203339898smelly arsehole
got a slight headache :(
>>203339908grim
>>203339898Love a musky minge
>>203339908'
Have any of you ever got a bradley (You)?What does it feel like?
Alex Salmon died lads
>>203339922hopefully it's monkeypox!
>>203339960cathartic
>>203339922just drink water you spastic
>>203339898>>203339908the pooality of /shit/
>>203339908This but bin the filipina part
wwf shit on the boxing
How come people say filipino?The country is called "The Philippines".Shouldn't it be Philipino?
>>203339922same actuallysat at the computer all day chonging on the vapedeeply unhealthy
>>203339982what do you think I've been doing, cuntface
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>>203339908when you're English and you've just hit 50
>buy a cheap office chair>put a cushion on it>save myself hundreds of poundsAct like a fool. Think like a brilliant.
>>203339823as if I'm jealous of these high minded twats, I would kill myself if I ever ended up as one of them
What topping(s) should I put on my jackie taties?
ryan christie with the exact same shot i would do in that situation loool
funny how you see old bald fat blokes with tiny petite jungle asian wives, they have no shame about it either, i'd be too embarassed if I were them
>>203340028quit buying disposables a few months ago menot going back, the constant nic is grim
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>>203340063cheese with bacon bits
>>203339553My Stellaris origins are gay In this timeline the space race continued until the 1980s and lead to war and the end of the world. NATO and the Soviet military fled on colony ships to escape the earth 500 years later they both formed cults on their origins the descendants of NATO and the Western block form a cult around historic figures while the eastern block makes a cult called the church of workers
some John Maus' tunes sound a bit like runescape music lol
>>203339833nice page turn button and not amazon shite
>>203340086when you going out?
>>203340057wish i had a nice chair for wfhtoiljust use a dining room chair with a cushion on it and it shags my back
>>203340063get elton round he'll sort you out
>>203340080not really funny isnt it
Thank you to his Excellency Turki Al Sheikh for making this thread possible
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcgBM4lHFZc
>>203340147love women who dont have flabby misshapen chebs xxx
>>203340034>>203340086okay here it comes, next comes the dog one then the cronem are awakened
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https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202994469/#202996159https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202994469/#202996217
She did nat for zee this
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>203340147too big
>>203340182oof that's a doneing right there
Labour loves "muh 14 years of Tory rule" but the truth is that the first 10 years of that was quite good governance and it only started to feel like a bad government after Covid began in 2020
>>203340197fuck your overpriced slop can get a better burger in spoons and a beer for the same price
>>203340197absolutely not. mcdonalds is blue chip stock. we'd be lucky to get pepes chicken
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
ALEX SALMOND DEAD LADShttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/crkm284yp1jt
>>203340273internet explorer
>>203340264lmao imagine still trying to simp for tories in 2024get a life you autistic virgin freak
>>203340197
>>203340295um
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>203340273Catching up with the olds are we lad?
saturday night slags lads
>>203340295pov: you're rorke
>>203340295perfect little sheathe mad how there are guys who call themselves straight who will say this is a fishy hole
>>203340339get it out then love
>>203340339thats a bloke with makeup and bolt ons mate
>>203340324Is this the original?
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>203339914Also Rudy GiulianiMad how if he hadn't got on the Trump Train he'd still be remembered as being the guy that cleaned up New York
roblox wank on the cards
>>203340381nah its a woman being a toy down her pants
yer da plays right mid for watford ya fucking fat cunttttttttttttt
>>203340384https://tineye.com/
>>203340113im out but just getting my posts in x
>>203340435if true, the saddest thing i have ever seen
Alex Salmond deep fried sex arse
>cuck arrives>janny coincidentally also arrives have a good saturday lads
guys... it's DINNER TIME!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
>>203340403>he'd still be remembered as being the guy that cleaned up New Yorkhe still is
>>203340433dunno how that helps me, but looks like it is.
>yeah 2 secs babe just need to make a quick post about black cocks on 4chan
>>203340435post a picture that proves youre outyou wont, timmy
gf has some gossip she wants to talk aboutaka please come over and listen to me yap then fuck me
right i'm away for some gaming and a wank
Donner kebab and a 16" pepperoni pizza about to get CUNTEDFew bottles of Old Mout cider, sorted to be honest
>>203340507best get a move on then
>>203340538at the same time??!
down the hatch in the last 20 minutes>M&S Best Ever Chicken Tikka Masala>M&S Pilau Rice>Half an M&S Garlic Bread>An M&S Onion Bhaji>An M&S Pakora>Two M&S Samosasknocked back a few beveraginos the night as well so I feel tipsy
>>203340541enjoy chief
>>203340541>kebab AND pizzaweight and height?
>>203340541get in!!!
>>203340570did you eat your M&S receipt too you fat fuck
throw those curtains wide,one day like this a year would see rorke right
>>203340541>New Zealand cider in the UKBit coals to Newcastle but I'll allow it, it's lovely stuff though I haven't had it in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7doNO9e8d4
>>203340570You have no friends.
>croatia
alex salmond spirit just cam bakc and scored!!!!!!
>>203340570well done lad
FUCK bad day for self hating scotcuck like me
>>203340553ayewill prob still post on here from my phones while she's yapping though
>>203340664they must have good advertising because old mout has been carpet bombed all over. Bit sad it wasn't english cider doing it to be quite honest
>>203340664England has some amazing cider, but none of it is available outside of the West Country. Normandy is much more reliable for generic ciders as they actually respect the craft.Naturally, a thousand years of English tradition have been forgone in favour of cheap, mass-produced and diabolically-shit foreign imports like Old Mout and Kronenbourg, because those are the ones advertised on Twitter and Facebook and ITV
>>203340668BASILDON MENTIONED
>>203340570least obese /btrit/ poster
>>203339553Now playing a lesbian on Emmerdale
>>203340735>phonesdrug dealer confirmed
>>203340570Fat bastard, stop stuffing your face and go to the gym.
>scotland
its offsideYES SCOTLAND CONTINUES TO BE SHITE. SELF HATING SCOTKEKS VINDICATED
>>203340735and when you're shagging please
>>203340685>>203340719
>>203340306Think both of the genocide parties should just blow themselves up by with a handgrenade up the bum but that's just my take
>>203340673>nooooo you can't just enjoy a nice curry and a fillum with your mummy and dogberg!well tough shit pal, my family adore me and they think you're a sad cuntI notice you're here on /bert/ at nearly 7pm on a saturday lol
err I'm pretty sure it's Old MOUNT
>>203339746The fittie is the one you have on the side. A good husband and father is entitled to an extra lover to take the strain off his missus.
mental how every country claims their cider/beverage is the real deal and the imported ones are shitthat cant be true for everyone. some countries are clearly lying
>>203340738tag: Euphoria. More like dysphoria ya fucking amoeba
kino
>>203340798You're wrong. It's Old Mout and it's meant to rhyme with fruit. >wow Mandela effe-No you're just a fucking thick cunt.
Do bongoloids have legal dank yet?
>>203340738
Got Elton over for a Freak Off
>>203340757according to my BMI, I am now 'very overweight' rather than 'morbidly obese' so you are only half correct
ok I will eat it !!
>>203340798I call your mum my old mount
>>203340843the cheese is meant to be on top of the beans
>>203340828baited for this exact reply
>>203340827BAH GAWD KING THEY'RE BOTH ELIMINATED
blud is extremely mentally ill :skull:
my twink feet fucking stink
>>203340828done him
>>203340870Thick cunt trying to save face on 4chan, his social media platform and where he spends 19 hours a day. Hang yourself thick cunt.
>>203340811yeah well we've been making cider before a lot of countries even existed so I think we've got a better claim than most x
>Alex Salmond dead at 69
>>203340883why do you keep posting that
>>203340929>in North Macedonia
>>203340864It all gets smushed together anyway
>>203340903no rope strong enough to do the job
>>203340758any pics of her snogging other women?
>>203340903>going back for seconds on the bait
mcewans champion. henry weston vintage. taurus
>>203340827What happens after such a thing
Hate indians. Horrible little gremlins.
>>203340770um
>>203340965i quite like mcewans export
the australian boxwife, need her to knock me out
mad how there is a north macedonia but not a south macedonia
>>203340798Mout, short for Moutere River
Lars Ulrich. Easily the best rock and roll drummer to ever live
K Cider for me
>>203340809I reckon this is the correct way of going about itA homely wonderful 6/10 wife, and then a bangtidy bird on the side who drains your bollocks every now and thenYou could try to lock down a really fit wife but chances are she's either ran through / going to cheat / unbearable to be around or all of the above
macedonia kills alex salmondcroatia kills scotlandwhy did yugoslavia do this to us
>>203341003thats in greece
>>203340989sometimes I fantasize about a medium-strength woman trying to beat me up and then overpowering her and impregnating her because she really desires my superior MALE seed
>his last tweet was about Blairhttps://x.com/AlexSalmond/status/1845087662400499734
>>203340664It's the only cider I can drink from a supermarket now.There's a ton of great English ciders on tap at some pubs but all the ones they sell in bottles are shite, I find them too sweet. Old Mout is sweet too but not to the point where it's sickly.
DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
>>203340996elton john aka sir queer farter
>>203340996would scran although needs a bit of salt and pep
>>203341003Any Greek flags care to comment on this one
>alex salmond dies in north macedonia >scottish national team lose in croatiathe balkans have done a number on us lads
>>203341005Sounds a bit too French for my liking
>>203341022Who cares. He was a nobody, Scotch independence completely failed.
>>203340989weirdly shaped earlobes
>>203341042didn't know they had balconies like spain
>>203341022>(1/5)
>>203340738deeply mentally ill people, sad!
never been to greece or italyworth going? if so, where specifically (cities, towns, tourist destinations, etc.)heard athens itself is a bit shit but know nothing apart from that
>>203340541How can you eat so muchI just had a donner wrap and cheesy chips and could only manage half
>>203341028
>>203341022Moaning as always, typical scot
>>203341071Lmao
ello chapshttps://youtu.be/a9qKkG7NDu0
>>203340852enjoy these posts xx
>>203341068based
>>203341025aspall or old rosie are perfectly serviceable but you're right, the majority of macro cider is pantsit's either overly sweet fruity stuff or mega strength alkie swill
>>203340852the fabled scran
>>203340950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pRYNwE9oI4
>>203339597OOF
>>203340996lol it's that grim pre-grated cheddar from heron or aldi isn't it
henry weston. aspall. henry weston. aspall. aspall. henry weston.
>pants lmfaooooo
>>203339597AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
another saturday night alone is it
>>203341082awful lot of fatlads in /brit/
leftypol drinking dark fruits
might start doing multi-part brit posts like twitter, here's my reasoning for it, a thread... (1/3)
>>203341071Is he the first notable person to ACK while tweeting?
>>203339746>>203340809>>203341013What do you get out of this bizarre larp?
Ancient Egyptians were akin to the Lebanese
>>203341162Why's that then.
>>203341110corrrr
>>203341134n-no I'm about to head out to the c-club any minute
Sir Smeltit Dealtit
first time i ever sparred it was against this slim blonde girl who does kickboxing and who i went on a (failed) date withshe proper battered me lmao. was an excellent way to attain ego death.
>>203341153he did all 5 of them
>>203341150well, first of all, i reckon it'd be a funny gimmick. it's got no legs but i basically give myself a free you for every post. (2/3)
>>203341156what do you get out of making whiny pointless replies to my posts you runt?
tenant drinking tennents
might just finish off the rest of these mince pies
https://youtu.be/ol8SLdMmztg
>>203341189but to be honest, there's no legs in this. the cooldown fucks it. so i'll end it here.please follow me if you find this thread helpful! (3/3)
BRILLIANT AJ
>>203341103aspall is lovely
MouseNonce: A Musical
>>203339806'kin state of that manarse
boxing is pants
>>203341235me whilst watching mid-00s TNA
>>203341173proximity
>>203341216I'm hoping to understand what goes on in your demented mind to make you like this.
>>203341233*smattering of polite applause as you return to your seat*
>>203341120No, I grated it
>>203341253a whole orchestra dedicated to are reggie
>>203341269stop replying to me you embarrassing twat
go on then,just this once,use my arsehole as a cunt
>>203341233enjoyed this gimmick but no staying power
>>203341299Rattled
>>203341253reckon it would more likely just be called "Mousey!", could see that in big in the west end
>>203341162she's so fit it hurtsempires fell for women like that
haddock and chips for tea
Which one?
chewing a gum
>>203341342good lad
>>203341342literally who
>>203341253a thousand mentally ill scots swarms the stage
Pay voice actors.
might treat myself and turn the heating on
>>203341361right, obviously
>>203341342>>203341342she's completely plastic you goon
love how gay /brit/ is x
wish i was richso many places in the world i want to travel to but dont have the time or money
chocolate darling mogs the qt girl next door>>203341361right
Mousey can you hear me Mousey can you touch me Mousey we all need you here Mousey you're a Scotchman Mousey you touch children Mousey you're a fucking queer MOUSEY! *curtains open*
pizzas out the oven
>>203341389the opening number: Banned Again (Reachin' For A Sim Card)
>>203341429meant for >>203341162
>>203341401Will be smug when they all get replaced by AI
>>203340852heinz changed the sausages recently and now they are awful
>>203341360next planetside game looks mental
>>203341494they were always awful mate, it's sausages in a can what did you expect
>>203341494It's spelt Hines
Sir Sausage Canner
>>203341401mad how that guy has a white wife
new PapaMeat dropped
Sir Barm Cake
>>203341539why, she's fat
Sir Alex Salmond
>>203340470Done him
Sir Roast Carver
Sir Toby Carvery
>>203341514na they were nice now theyre shit>>203341516shut your stupid fucking mouth
I broke the news to /brit/ of alex salmond's death
I remember Rudy Giuliani as the crossdresser who had hair dye dripping down his face after he booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping as a backdrop instead of the Four Seasons hotel
>>203341659v>>203341659
>>203341653I don't remember asking
*does everything**Loses*
NEW>>203341666>>203341666>>203341666
>>203341630>30 pints Cap, but big if true!
>>203341674You have queer onset Alzheimer's. Go see a doctor you queer.
>>203341173too much causcoid pussy
