prawn cocktail edish
>>203343517The worst flavour of WalkersHere's a ranking of flavours, from best to worst:1. Cheese and onion2. Smoky bacon3. Salt and vinegar4. Ready salted5. Roast chicken6. Literally anything else7. Prawn cocktail
>edishPut your name on
https://files.catbox.moe/y6j9mw.mp4What would you do in this situation?
remember the bellend smells of skips poster
REMINDER: THIS THREAD IS MONITORED BY MI5, GCHQ, NCA AND THAMES VALLEY POLICE
i don't eat anything with less than 2 legs or more than 4
catberg crying outside my window non-stop because l'm eating chicken
>>203344141roast chicken should be at 1
i'm fucked hahaha
love poo me
>>203346038oh thank god i have this important message for themeating poo
>>203343517Every uncut man's foreskin and bellend has smelled like this
>>203346021i wouldnt put myself in that situation
Currently giving this a listen, bit overrated imho
>>203346097i wouldn't know
Have entire football, wrestling and politics headcanons for when I'm trying to sleep me, goes back years now
>>203346021tryign to sit through the start of this is worse than what he does to himself lol
forgot what i wanted to post so i post this instead
>>203346112i mean if you're a passerby
This country is a godless economic zone.Make use of it to earn as much money as you can, enjoy the convenient wog-delivered goyslop, drink and do drugs at pubs clubs and raves, and have sex with lots of dumb clapped out slags.Get your money up and move somewhere else.
>>203346056Always found Mourinho strange
repressed muslim girl moment :/
>>203346140Digital Ash for me
Nonces in, pakis out, niggers out, chinks out, pajeets out
>>203346146agreed fucking hell
might move to uruguay
typa shit im on
>>203346150imagine plowing into this whore in your car and sending her flying
>>203346146yeah normoids are too mongy to know how to trim videos or download them directly
>>203346168You have summed up Britain. Grim.
>>203346097And this is why I'm sympathetic to circumcision Doesn't matter how well you clean, there will be times when an uncut dick fucking stinks
>hit the but ton
>>203346203bro camping out in duskwood loool
the teen girl in the Last of Us show is so ugly they seriously expect me to wank to this?
A THING OF BEAUTYNEVER FADES AWAY
>>203346168not gonna save a lot of money wasting it on goyslop, booze, drugs, and slags
>>203346168Yeah basically but I fucked up my only chance to leave so yeah
>>203346221gay men and women be like CORSPAFF MORE PLEASE
>>203346203I bet you like the films of Wes Anderson
>>203346241nobut the girl they wanted is an FTM tranny nowand also like 30
>>203346179shah of iran will not be happy bout this
>>203346168I'll move to sunderland and do it all again until I achieve moksha
>>203346268Nah thats reddit
>>203346021
>>203346255Kahteem
>>203346241english rose
>>203346179Are you Irish diaspora?
>>203346271>the girl they wanted is an FTM tranny now>and also like 30Page?
Honk if salmon's deed
am i mean to be surprised that developmentally challenged people want to date people younger than them?
Lads, cans?Not sure I want them
>>203346221bore off spainpaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_mmMAukry0
>>203346151id do a 360 and mind my own business
>>203346221Lad mine only smells when it isn't cleaned
>>203346274Name. Need a wank now.
>>203346285Bitch looks like a Moomin lmao
>>203346021>This man is trying to kill himself! Quick sucker punch him in the side of the head while he has a knife to his throat!Wonder what's higher, the noncehunter's IQ or the nonce's age preference.
>>203346287...yh
>>203346291YepGot a new book coming
>>203346168I was with you until the 'get your money up' part. More inclined to burn through all mine then pass away via peaceful suicide.For people with professional degrees and that though, yeah definitely an idea to move to Aus or somewhere like that. I don't begrudge anyone who does.
>>203346304SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FUCK
>>203346318but the nonce hunters shout on you for help and say you're a nonce if you don't help them
>>203346207thats not funny to joke about
>>203346253if you're such a povvo that you can't afford those things then you weren't going to make it anywaystuck on wog island
>>203346338Kek
>>203346146Lmao
>>203346021burst out laughing at the flashscore notification for the fucking armenian premier league of all things
>>203346305on the vino and magic mushrooms and weed de la
>>203346347Mental how fit he is now phwoarr
Sucking on a honking jobby
>peaceful suicide
>>203346304fuck off and die pseudoyank
>>203346274the shah was a shagger thoughever
mad how fit they are
>>203346203imagine shagging in there then going to sleep with your sweetie in your arms as you watch youtube together
>>203346274a spic in a headrag doing a porn
>>203346362>the nonce hunters shout ON you for helpFuck off back to your country ESLmonkey
>>203346268Moonrise kingdom is comfy and /brit/core
>>203346338>Wonder what's higher, the noncehunter's IQ or the nonce's age preference.
doing the chicken dance
>>203343517Why the fuck do brits call them Walkers. They're Lays
>>203346021Did he died?
>>203346416basically an oriental italy in the middle eastlost to historyshame
>>203346392T. Has a tranny gf
>>203346464such a cringe dork
>>203346362id say "fuck off laa" and walk away
The anti-paedo brigade are not the brightest are they
think I'll just go to bed instead of having the lovely cans
>>203346032yeh I do
>>203346466Nah he was fine. Saw the original. He did it wrong lmao
Anyone who sulks as an adult should kill themselves
>>203346464absolute texan him(not in a good way)
>>203346353>move to Ausevery anglo country is fucked mate, though maybe Melbourne and Sydney are peng enough that it's way nicer to live there than anywhere in the UK
Sulking in my bedroom (I'm 31 years old)
What happened to Britain?
doing a little sulk about having to be up for toil at 6am tomorrow
>>203346439very common way to phrase it in scotland, you mong
>>203346534>every anglo country is fucked matethanks yanksvery cool
>>203346534perhaps but I do believe the spiel that UK doctors / nurses get a better life in australiathe NHS just seems crap these days
>>203346496Nope they only go after paedos because it affords them 'honour' (because they broadcast it live)Oh look at me, I hate nonces SO much I go after them meself...Pathetic
Texas is based
>>203346516Agreed desu, especially men (you kind of expect it from women)
>Spaincuck is circumcisedNew lore
>>203346558You mean "on" Scotland?
Anything to Help The Poor - Apolonia Lapiedranot an arab if that was getting you going
>>203346570based on what
>>203346558>scotlandWell you're speaking English, not Scottish, so wind your little neck in jockmong
l just bury all my negative emotions and ignore them
Don't know what to do
do you think some nonce hunters are nonces themselves and hunt other nonces so no one suspects them?
>>203346605I store mine in the bottom drawer of my bedside table
>>203346598based on Mexican land
>>203346558To phrase what? What does 'on you' mean?
got the static-x onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OgH3B49_E4
>>203346581Am not. I love my foreskin.
>>203346605good way to live the jews will tell you to bring them up constantly and always talk about them
i think pest control guys really want to fuck spiders
>>203346168yeah but in return you get the best accent in the english language
>>203346568I know right, anti-paedo brigade are a bunch of lowlife losers, fucking HATE them
>>203346654Nonce
nonce hunters all vote reform
not sure I can be arsed staying awake for this boxing matchalready in bed, struggling to remain awake
Economic decline so the government tried to prop up future pension payments through mass immigration to stem the bleeding until they die so it can be a problem for 40 years from now but they didn't realise they would not have an economic benefit and actually be detrimental to the economy and society.Or the jews or something I don't know anymore.
>>203346628i didn't come up with it, mate
whys everyone shooting negativity at me all the time
I am ok with my foreskin because I clean it goodIf your hygiene is less than excellent than you'd be better off circumcised if you don't want it to smell like Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps
>>203346567>Me referred to a clinic in march>Not heard from them >Call them up>Hmm theres nothing in your notesMy healthcare would be better without he nhs
>>203346685how old are you you should get your testosterone levels checked they may be low right nowdo you have a high libido?
Migrants are a divine punishment for people not having children
>>203346589*rests ballbag *on* your forehead*
Quite fancy bumming Aaliyah Yasin even though she’s basically the skettiest bitch ever
>>203346688Yeah it's the Jews because it's happening in every white country but not in Israel
>>203346713whats wrong with you, got porn addiction and think yourself a woman? that it?
>>203346710what kind of downie cant wash their foreskin?
Do you really need to wash a foreskin penis every day
I'd knock every nonce hunter right now, given the chance. Fucking weirdos
>>20334672731. My libido is very low; I wank like once or twice a week.
>>203346635why do you spam AI generated racebait all day in your childhood bedroom and then try to fit in with the lads when your belgium VPN gets banned?
>>203346710This is the most bizarre cope I’ve seen from cutfags. If you shower every day you literally don’t get smegma lolIt’s like advocating for cutting your fingertips off so you don’t get dirt under your nails
>>203346324Its some porn channel called "Exposed Arabs"
>>203346755Don't know who she is but judging by that name I take it you're Irish diaspora?
>>203346780Get them checked.
>>203346755don't know why she had to go shag nogsshe could've leaned right into the wmif dynamic
Wouldn't mind firing an RPG at the anti-paedo brigade
>>203346710>>203346788stop arguing with yourself spainpaki you tedious spastic
>skettiest confusing term because it sounds so much like "sketchiest" which obvious has much different meaning
>>203346786I’m not the Belgian cuckspammer mate
>>203346808They need to be very low for a doctor to do anything
>>203346805Toby
>>203346851Leftypol
i'm planning to cut a bit of my foreskin offit needs a trim
>>203346764You have to wash it well and daily, otherwise a prawn smell develops fast that soap alone cannot easily remove and your dick is left with a perpetual faint fishy odor
can't stop doing this shit. it's like baby boy found a new toy
really confused and scared
what do you do if everyone at work has their pronouns in their email signature?
noncehunters will never catch me hehe
>>203346886smash the place up
'British politician sex' is a weird line from We Didn't Start The Fire
>>203346642probably. for 6 years i worked at the same building. fly infestations. had mice inside. rats outside. pest man would come once a month. never once saw him kill a single pest. i killed more pests in that building than he did. they are just stealing a living.
>>203346882name?
>>203346883alri my gran with late stage alzheimers
the ol' controversial threat of genocide
>>203346881doesnt happen to me ever maybe if you're a wanker with residual cum in it that happens or your diet is really shit which would make your whole body smell nasty the latter is probably why you have that issue
>>203346926emma watson
>>203346864bore off you tedious virgin
Nonce hunters? More like bunch of specky virgins
>>203346761Yeah porn clinic is fully booked
>>203346788I'm uncircumcised by open minded about circumcision, not for myself but in generalI don't derive any pleasure from my foreskin so there's not really any point in it I feel sorry for uncut guys with poor hygiene, it doesn't take long without a shower for a foreskin to stink really badThen it can be hard for regular soap to get rid of the smell
ah the old possible hint of a plan
Jews? Evil.
1st round knockout holy shit is jaw is still fucked 30 seconds later AJ must be happy someone just took KO of the year from Dubois
>>203346983nobody gives a shit spainpakiwe all know you're baiting an argument to derail our comfy shagger generalkill yourself you boring incel twat
>>203346862The meaning isn't all that different when you think about itA sketchy women could well be a sket too
the scrandemic
off to /sp/ to post 'the white man marches on'
>>203346924what's it referring to?
>>203346983>I don't derive any pleasure from my foreskin so there's not really any point in itWhy not? It’s incredibly sensitive And in my experience I need to not shower for at least two days before my bell end starts reeking. And if you aren’t showering at least once a day you probably stink anyway, whether you have a foreskin or not
based fabio
>>203347023lmao its obviously him isnt it the cunt just doesnt give it a rest
Mental how if you're circumcised you don't need to wash your cock at all
In some states here you can legally use lethal force on someone to stop them from commiting a felony crime.
>>203347062Going to switch off the VPN to reply to yourself yeah?
Cutting part of my cock off? No thanks, rabbi
>>203347092dont think thats true
>>203347038fi fie fo fum I smell an English twink
>>203346924Bernie goetz memory holed
>>203347092and it looks better
Need to start being more evil
it really is easy to see that it's him after you figure out his posting patterns
>>203347112Head like a tin of beans
>>203347136why not be less evil?
what we listening to lads
>>203347062If you haven't showered for two days and you try to remove the smell with regular soap it doesn't do an effective jobThat's why I said I pity unhygienic uncut men who go days without showering
>>203347092You still soap it up, there is just no microbial growth or anything that occurs though
>>203347093Wish someone would use lethal force on you to stop you committing the felony of being a boring twat
>>203347112stone island getting zesty
whats got the smelly anteater dicks all riled up this time lmaoo
>>203347112should get his ears pinned back
>>203347150It’s not as fun
>>203347174spainfag
I wouldn't choose to be circumcised, but I understand the arguments for it and kind of agree with them
SpaincuckObsessed with African cocksObsessed with foreskinsObsessed with tranniesLel and he claims he's normal an not an AIDS infected ankle bracelet wearer
>>203347073Need one of these
>>203347107Yeah lad you’ve figured it out you’re incredibly intelligent lol>>203347156Nah give yourself a really good scrub in a hot shower with some nice shower gel (I usually go for Sanex) and you’ll smell good no matter how long it’s been
you lads up for a likkle away day, /tv/ maybe
>>203347200Now switch on the Spanish VPN and reply to yourself yeah?
>>203347093Give an example. that's hard to believe honestly. Unless it's a self-defense situation or someone has someone at gunpoint and is clearly going to harm them
Remember SARS-CoV-2019
>>203347250didn't happen
>>203346168Most patriotic fascist
Has anyone else noticed how Asians are very spatially unaware especially when they are walking in the street? Like how they are literally ALWAYS in the way.Also has anyone noticed how loudly they eat?Like with all the lip smacking
>>203347141Totally organic posters turning up to say a. Youre paranoid and he doesnt existOrb. Hes not so bad
Quite insane to think that there’s literally nothing that the janitor can do (reasonably) to stop phone posting. They quite literally just rely on the fact that it’s mildly inconvenient as a deterrent.
>>203347242/tv/ awaylove it
>>203347239>Yeah lad you’ve figured it out you’re incredibly intelligent lolYeah lad just pretend you're not a social reject weirdo who spends his entire life spamming porn on 4chan and arguing over cartoon frogs lol
Anyone who wants to move to Australia should be run over by a T-72 tbqh.
>>203347278I notice how loud my brother eats and I'm just mindblown the guy is not aware of this. it's fucking disgusting
>>203347292Mad how you keep trying but the shaggers ignore youJust like in secondary school lmfao
>>203347278most people here eat like cavemen
Ive spend thousands supporting black and trans rightsDont like racist freaks
Tesco mince
>>203347278No.Spatially aware or not, I just don't like them.
>>203347299sent him flying
doing spasm bobbings
>>203343517How the fuck am I also considered physically fit by UK standards? Can you guys not run 10 miles? I thought most can
jews was right about everything
>>203347328
Loved in china for a few years. They literally are clumsy cunts lol. Keep bumping in to eachother, falling over, dropping things etc
>>203347338based
>>203347338If racism was solely a white v black thing, they'd be no racism in melting pot countries like in South America. They still have racism based of skin tone and amounts of negro blood.
blood in faecesabdominal painchronic fatiguehopefully dead soon
>>203347359they were right that your a nonce?
>>203346924profumo affair zoomer
>>203347292All you have to do is wash, it's not hard
>>203347406Go to the doctors
>>203347393you're not allowed back now they've seen this post lad
>>203347393where in china did you livewant to visit Shanghai just to see what it's like. it's the biggest civilisation in the world and i've no idea how it is.
>>203347418no
Sometimes I stink of fish, sometimes I stink of shit
>>203347393Don't care. That's not why I dislike them.I dislike them because they are a different race, and I find their racial features obnoxious and annoying.
haha
>>203347471>Israeli and Ukraine flag Says it all really
>>203347425Not the lad you've replied to but there was a post on reddit the other day from a guy who had cycled through Iran and the photos were mad.So much cool stuff and cool scenery you'd never even know existed.
I find it cringey every military vets in the UK will claim they served in the sas to promote their shitty MMA school
>>203347393lived, loved, laughed, i presume
>>203347471Make sure the wind is blowing west
>>203347504Can they control the weather? Don't think so
>>20334747148 hour anti-Gaza operation status?
>>203347498when i get drafted to die for israel i'll get to see cool stuff like this atleast
>>203347500Happens in America except niggers use it so whites worship them (more than normal)
Over status?
>>203347498yeah there's absolutely stunning landscapes in places like pakistan or afghanistan as welllots of things to see in the world. shame most countries are hellholes
>>203347471the israelis absolutely hate the irishjoe biden must be shitting it
>>203347534>Can they control the weather?yes, obviously. idiot.
the 3 day special military operation meme really messed with commiemong
n****rs, wtf why doesn't 4chan allow me to say it
I got munchies what should I eat
>>203347471Irish people are basically brown rebels at this point
>>203347547I actually tried to do training the Russian special forces guy in Chicago did. I had to stop after a month because I had to gymnastics training
>got 9 sausage rolls in my 8 pack
>>203347615cock, your usual diet
>>203347676finally a british post
Off to play Nintendo Switch with the Mrs :3
Phone posting is quite liberating honestly. Feels good to know that I can basically just say whatever and it doesn’t matter if that janitor bans me or not because I’ll be back in 2 minutes
Anyone who wants their penis cleaned, just put it in my mouth
>>203347694hope you and your disability carer have lots of fun ^-^
Did you know that Robert De Niro is more Irish than Italian?That's why he's so into black women
>>203347676
And the disabled? What is to become of them?
>>203347676Is this the footage they used for that FIFA celebration animation?
*puts another 10p in the lrish diaspora poster*
>>203347615munchies
>>203347605Gay nigger
>>203347741We’re raping them.
>>203346179*is about to post COORRRR until I realised that this was probably recorded in a school*
I'm sure any SAS soldier or US Navy Seal would get resoundingly battered by a trained fighter. At the end of the day you end up good at what you train to do and they're not training soldiers to have black belts in BJJ or sparring muay thai every day.
>>203347734What a fucking ugly bitch
>>203347687Laughed at that man
>>203347694righto so after spending the whole day spamming, then crying over frogposters, getting sent flying, trying to bait arguments, getting sent flying again, now you're going to pretend you're leaving to your Mrs (who doesn't exist because you're an incel)blog on
Currently giving this a listen. Pretty good tbqh.
>>203347734No, I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.
Niggers tongue my anus
>>203347785
*sets fire to the thread*FLEE! ABANDON YOUR POSTS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Commiemong no one cares it doesnt make Russia less embarrassing
>>203347890>>203347890>>203347890
>>203347714he's going to be up til 5am seething because you've done that
communists in leather assless chaps dancing zestily to everybody dance now
>>203347905Yeah will only took them several years and hundreds of thousands of lives to defeat a much smaller nation lol
was gonna watch a film tonight but just not in the mood
>>203347778Wait to you see his horrific spawn
