Dumb animals edition.prev: >>203343905
>>203351504>>203350815>>203350591>>203350376>>203350334its from a movie you silly cumbums
the only polish food i know is kielbasa and pierogi, i have no idea what they would have in a dry food aisle
>>203351542wodka is polish
I deserve a cosplay gf.she will dress as reisen and toga for me and i will make her multiple orgasm
Wan-chan
>>203351542Flood waterUmm plumbing stuffBlonde girlsIndian delivery driversIdk what else
i feel so good with myself when i make a hooker orgasm
>>203351575Cosplay girls are always fat and have septum piercings
>>203351598>when i make a hooker orgasmAnon I...
>>203351610i can deal with fat girls but i refuse septum piercings
I rent hookers when I’m abroad so they can show me all the lowkey spots to meet real women, I wouldn’t stick my dick in those beasts
>>203351598Lol I thought I had a prostitute really into me one time and then I felt her pussy and it was dryer than the Mojave
>>203351685Low T
>>203351685I don't like em either
N
8 innches is average
>>203351744ug-lee
>>203351542 pickled vegetables are pretty popular.
>>203351804i love the pickled ginger you get with sushi
might go get a bucket at KFC
prostitutes and even porn actresses constantly orgasm in their professions
>obsessed brimstone
>>203351835i prefer popeyes or local to KFC
Anime
>>203351865We aint got dat + KFC sent coupons
>>203351836hard for a bitch to not orgasm if shes getting railed by a pro with a 10 incher. hookers i seriously doubt orgasm more than 1 every 100 customers
>>203351867don't care for it, wish i did, life would seem more comfy>>203351886>doesnt have any local places that fry chickenhow
>>203351805I'm in a cage but can't masturbate. Is it >Office cubicle >Chastity cage >Jail cell with big bubba as my room mate Which is it
I like the harem variety of anime
landlordberg is out. time to call a tranny callgirl in for a few hours.
Absolute grim existence you’re living.
>>203351933Damn man your landlord has you by the balls so hard that you can't invite bitches (male) over? Or is your tranny so putrid that you think it'll violate the lease as a healthy issue or something
I’m thinking it’s time for another hike
i'm thinking it's time for Sonic
where is my leaf husband (ftm femboy)?
cum con sex
>>203351933This is the freedom your country affords you
am I joke to you
Every time I find out a beautiful girl has an onlyfans I take a hefty amount of psychic damage. I know it's a psyop and that not many girls actually have an onlyfans, but it still hits me.
>>203352071yes juan
>>203352082have you tried nofap?
i have not spoken to a single person in months
>>203352097what about your parents?
>>203352096What does fapping have to do with it?
erm......! the indians are making a big stink over sobeys west decreasing the indian section...uh oh!
just want a wifemaybe even wife (male)
I don’t care that you broke your elbow
If Trump makes trans illegal, who will republicans have secret gay sex with?
>>203352138fapping is the reason you're looking at OF whores
>>203352152Trannies will just go back to being femboys and drag queens like before
>>203352152Youstart prepping
>>203352152They will stop being faggots and will start having straight sex with other men.
Unfunny boomerbook spam hours
>>203352120they probably think i'm dead at this point
Brian needs to come back and scare these normoids off my general.
someone start instrumentality already im tired
>>203352178I find out they have an onlyfans after finding out about them.
>>203352247Based, same here
My little cousin is about 10 or so and is really shy. I don't think she has any friends. And I always hear family trying to encourage her to talk to other kids or whatever but in my head I'm like "man I understand she should have friends or whatever but kids are so mean, especially if they see she's vulnerable". I feel so bad and scared for her. Bad kids understand how good it feels to step on the "weird" kids below them, but good kids dont understand how it important it is to invite the weird kids into their group or to defend them.
>>203352381be her friend anon
>>203352381Was she raised well?
>>203352413She doesn't know me well and I'm a 30 year old man. >>203352418Well the tldr is that her parents are old and her siblings are also old. She wasn't abused or anything but she was raised "weird" I guess. Also her dad just died from cancer last December.
>>203352465Maybe she wasn't socialized enough before school, maybe a counselor could help
>>203352381once she turns 18 she's gonna be my goth gf
i'm not hungry i'm just fucking bored out of my mindi keep walking to the kitchen then back out>>203352465you dont have to be weird, and dont spend TOO much time with her, but it'd be good for her to have someone to look up to and be friends with even just sometimes. just dont betray hernothing wrong with having a younger uncle to be close to but just dont give your family reason to tell you to keep your door open
*walks into a glass door*
>>203352465>bystanderWeak. Find out her interests and give her a gift. I gave my dorky cousin my genshin whale account and she was so overjoyed it made all the wasted money with it
>>203352564
>>203352541kys
>>203352582Worth it*
110 kg, and I moved back in with my parents over a year ago. I'm in my early 30s and I'm a college dropout who works an entry level job that doesn't pay me enough to rent a one bedroom apartment. I still get laid because I'm not a socially retarded dipshit who thinks that "taking women's rights away" will somehow increase my chances of getting laid.Conservatives aren't what they used to be. The stereotypical conservative used to be a family guy with a bunch of kids, guns, and bibles. Now it's a disgusting manchild hunched over a computer reposting FSB disinfo. It's obvious that incels should be kept as far away from the levers of power as possible as they contribute nothing to society and would be among the first to be exterminated if actual fascists took control.You can't get laid because you're a poor loser who doesn't know how to talk to women. You strike out because you ragequit once you didn't get your participation trophy pussy. Sex, unlike everything else in your life so far, actually has to be earned. Your "government assigned gf" fantasies are no different than a nigger clamoring for welfare. You should be ashamed of the shoes you can't fill. Conservatism is for people who want to maintain the status quo. Fascism is for militants who want to use violence to protect the status quo. The incel movement is a chatroom for fuckoffs with internet access to have an endless pity party across all of the world's timezones.Here's the most useful advice I can give to you subhuman animals for actually getting laid:>JBW>just>be>white
>>203351504HOW DO I LEAVE THE CITY!!!??? FUCK SEATTLE SO MUCH I AM A FUCKING PRISONER HERE!!!PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE HOMELESS IN SEATTLE DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!Why has god given me such unfair circumstances?>born pooroh... well that sucks but I can pull myself by my b->in seattleACK
>>203352536Idk maybe >>203352557>>203352582There is very little possible way for me to do this without it being creepy. She's just here visiting for 2 weeks anyway. I'd love to at least have a good conversation with her about this kind of stuff but idk how I'd even initiate it. Also she's pretty funny for being a 10 year old so I'm pretty sure she could make friends if she wanted.
>>203352629this, but DC
>>203352675Are you a negro
Most rapeable poster? Hmmmm. Gotta be the "oh dear" poster. Idk, just something about him.
>>203352606you first
i wanna drink
>>203352670when ur a little kid you never take things to heart anyway (at least i never) so just make a small remark like "be more outgoing because youre a fun person" but dont lil bro her dont give her a lecture it will just make her hate you and all older men lol
>>203352725*Pisses in your mouth*
>>203352670What is creepy about showing love towards family members? At least I know you’re a true American with that ass backwards mentality.
>the only torrent for predator with good seeders in a format that will play on my ps3 on tpb is 4 fucking gbughguess im not watching any movies tonight fuck this gay earth
>>203352748let me paraphrase it better.I wanna drink rum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjC0KUxiMhc&pp=ygUPb2RlIHRvIHRoZSBtZXRz
>>203352741>>203352778I'm a weird and lonesome guy who doesn't talk to anyone. I figure if I'm seen trying to initiate anything with her too hard there will be like a 30-40% chance that it comes out as creepy. I'm here on a Saturday evening, come on.
>>203352725eat some slop instead
>>203352866maybe
Tried to talk to my cousin about politics and he told me to get some bitches
>my family’s gonna think I’m weird for wanting to befriend a relative Retard moment. Either you’re sexualizing your 10 year old family member or are mindbroken, either way you need to grow the hell up already
>>203352869>It cannot be over, for nothing truly ends
>>203352906your cousin is smart
I want to be a nationalist but America isn't white anymore. What European language and ethnicity should I learn and LARP as?
>>203352925english
>>203352023lmao wtf?
>>203352918I'm a social autist Social autist does something strange and out of character in front of family who isn't familiar with himGets interpreted as weird or creepy. Many such cases. You should consider yourself thankful that such experiences are alien to you
>>203352869Something which never happens can never be over.
>>203352381Remind her that it only gets worse
>>203352925Thai, rioplatense spanish, quebecois french
The Brazilian poster has become something of a parasocial friend to me. I enjoy his antics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kUDTJA1KWk
watching this rally in california
>>203353009I like our neet incel Brazilian but lately I've been mistaking other Brazilians for him, and one of them is a tranny
>>203353009i hate him
>>203352675It's over for us isn't it?God won't save us... there is nothing for us here.
>>203353001i look like that
>>203352698I might as well be
>>203353025Why? Also what do you think of this post >>203352701
>>203353034Real?
>>203353009i like the incel neet brapzilian probably because i can relate to him
I like everyone in /cum/.Yes. Even (You).
being homeless in seattle is better than having a mansion in 50% of America, quit bitching
>>203353009he's a disgusting 85iq orangutan with two brain cellsone dedicated to seething at imaginary womenone dedicated to masturbating
>>203353055yes.>>203353092same except for a few posters who are a nuisance.
>>203352986>sorry Soylita, I'm a little different than most people but don’t think too much about it. Wanna play Roblox/watch anime/play band/whatever interest she has?Anything else I can help you with?
>>203353110You thinking that doesn't sound weird or creepy is absolutely adorable
white boy century on the horizon
>>203353109>same>but not the sameAnon, I don't mean to be rude, but that's not what "same" means.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXkm6h6uq0k
>>203353133You trying to pick apart and analyze a basic conversation with a child is the real joke here. There’s a reason kids like me big hoss.
>>203353107How does that affect you personally
>>203353110Ask her for her discord and make sure to get her to promise not to tell her parents. She's very mature for her age, but others won't get that.
>>203353149I used the word 'except' THOEVER
>>203353181why would someone draw this?serious questionlike what's the point/message
>>203353054because he insulted us before and i never forgave him for that. your gay antics annoy me
>>203353171>There’s a reason kids like meYou're probably well adjusted and interacting with them comes naturally to you
>>203352936England isn't white anymore either
>>203353195wdfw
>>203353171>kids like meIs the feeling mutual?
I've become a discerning gourmet and find faults with everything I eat
>>203353199>He insulted usWhat did he say? >Your gay antics W-what
>>203353092I hate ratpedo, brian and OP who spams facebook normie memes
>Me he convertido en un gourmet exigente y encuentro defectos en todo lo que como.
>>203353190So it's not the same?"I am similar to you, except [our differences]."
I'LL BE YOUR ONE UP GIRL
i want to drink but i dont need the caloriesi want to get stoned but i need to be able to pass drug tests for jobsfug
washing down my fried chicken with a large sweet tea
>>203353311wot?
>>203353311You guys make it way too sweet
>>203353288The only vice left to you is jerking off. Enjoy your evening.
>>203353202Wrong, although I’ve recently found a niche where normies take my brutal honesty as deadpan humor and it’s been working well. >>203353224Depends on the kid. iPad kids, not in a million years but the others at least have more regulated temperaments usually
Colorado's a weird state because it was founded during the Wild West days but it's like a ski resort
>>203353330thats not really that fun
>>203353343So it's basically BC?
>/dixie/ - Southern US + friends>mostly yuropoors + a couple americans
I live in the wild west and walk around with a gun on my hip
Does Albertsons have good soft cookies? I’m still mulling over what to bring for my landlord dinner party tomorrow
>>203353399no Colorado has legimitate history of wild cowboy shit, BC just appeared on the map one day because the british empire said so
>>203353405And some finncel will yell at you for not having flags on
Weird how the wild west was only 30 years
>white boys will see this ans go nuts
Story of my life.
>>203353405The average poster count in those threads was about 15, but I've seen it get as low as like 6. Every now and then it dies for a few days
these used to be so goated
I changed my mind and I’m going for an incelwalk much later since the moon's waxing and has enough lume to light up the desert
>>203353524Gross ass grandma tier food
need genshin cosplay gf for rough sexwhere do you find young women
>>203353442BC was settled through a series of gold rushes while chink slaves were made to build a railroad. It was very wild and there was even a small war in the area over it all. Gunslingers and gold panning. Pretty damn wild west if you ask me, pal.
>>203353556Community colleges are full of societal rejects nowadays
The urge to beat meat is overpowering
might go back to community college
>>203353405it's just an extraflags circlejerk
>>203353556Tons of broke wannabe cosplay bitches in south america, south europe, eastern europe, south east asia, etc.I won't tell you how to get to them though.
accepting name recommendations for this guy
>>203353633why not
>>203353009me too but if he didn't have a special flag i probably wouldn't even register him
>>203353642filbertfugbertgrimace jonathan
money would solve every single one of my problems
>>203353642chudrick
>>203353646Does a fisherman share his prized fishing spot?
>>203353642did you make this? what the fuckmake me one
anon below this post is a fed
Clan war in an hour. I have to speedrun full destruction so I win, then I can go on my incelwalk
i like that youtube channel where the guy explains in depth competitive history of clash of clansive never played it before but i like the videos
i need to find a clean prostitute
>>203353680same too bad I was born into poverty lmaobad rng, hopefully my next play through isn't so fucked... unless it's NG+
i need to find a clean canadian
>>203353737sorry, i meant clash royale.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uOtQCeAHg
>>203353741Your life isn’t True Romance, chud
>>203353772i don't know what that means
>>203353757what?
>>203353741isn't prostitution illegal in the US?also this is why younger women are preferably they are just more clean. It's simple as that. Don't drink soda that had 100 dicks in it.Roasties will forever seethe about this
>>203353741Look for a sugar baby. It's basically a lower-volume prostitute.
>>203353784Watch the movie you uncultured swine
>>203353833i'm not going to pretend some pedowood schlock is insightful
>>203353858Very based.
>>203353826i'm not willing to spend that much money>>203353817yeah, it is.
>>203353858If you expect to gain insight from mass media in general you’re a fucking moron. Watch taxi driver or Leon the professional instead, freak
>>203353890Depending on where you source her from, she can be cheaper than regular patronage with a hooker, or a gf.
very bored and not enjoying my evening i think im going to lay in bed and watch something at least it will be more entertaining than refreshing /int/ for the 1000th time and half-watching x files
>>203353901if you made a sensible post, instead of making something up about me, how would you feel?
>>203353676fugbert is good but someone else said chudrick which is also a strong contender >>203353708no i didn’t make it my friend was walking by the squishmallows at walmart and saw this weird looking guy and picked up two of them
>>203353928but I did eat beakfast this morning
>>203353928My first reply was insightful, now I’m just mirroring your energy.
kurt cobain was such a poseur tryhard fag
>>203353975So is every "artist"
Tom Cruise was right about psychiatry and meds
i have never met a fat woman with an attractive personality
>>203353975Uh oh the 37 year olds wont like this one
>>203354019me neither
>>203354019I have met one (1) and that is it.
Anyone over 30 that still owns a skateboard needs to do some serious reflection on their lives.
>>203354065Tony Hawk still skates. I think that's kinda based.
Ive got amazon prime what should i watch on prime video?
>>203354110Boomerboarders are more akin to Bam Margera than Tony Hawk, and you know it.
there is a bit too much celebrity worship going on in this thread
holy boomer
>>203354184Tony's older than Bam too.I recently saw a video of him and Avril Lavigne doing a funny thing. Both look surprisingly good for their age.
There’s literally nothing wrong with skateboarding
>>203354275the obese bi bitch in your comic probably says the same thing as you
I have a crazy case of blue ballsI haven't been able to coom/goon for months and my balls are just fucking achingI'm scared of what will happen if I don't coomnofap retards never mentioned this
https://youtu.be/FsZO8ljsrKI?si=bvxqsidrAVAeuKR0
retards who break their dicks itt
>>203354326you should have jizzed in your sleep by now
>haven't been able to coom/goon for months
even though you were late to the party, you were the life of it
can i talk my shit again? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fr4SV4fGAw
incel to tranny pipeline
I'm based
based on what
Arugula, beets, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, lettuce, peas, radishes, spinach, Swiss chard and more can be grown in fall
I only love CanadaFuck USofA and Mafialand
Yea im transMale to alpha male
mormos are worse than jews
>>203354357I've actually been having a lot of sex dreams, like super fucking vivid even feeling shit like sex in my body which I've never had before so I don't know how I could experience sex in my dream. But no wet dreams. Maybe that's why I'm feeling pain, the body wants to release by nature but it's not happening to me. I've never ever had a wet dream before so maybe it's an abnormality in me leading to chronic blue ballsYesterday I could barely lay on my side.And it's not like a sharp debilitating pain like a torsion it's aching pain in the balls. I had blue balls before from edging and this is like that but I'm abstaining (not by choice)
>>203354506Your contract will end and you’ll be back in the states soon enough, Edgar
Fuck off goshfreak
jewish semen demon
Going to twin peaks to watch the game lads
kinda interesting watching the foreign shill farm to right-wang X schizo pipeline function
>>203354810I am sad to say that I know who that is
>>203354810is this girl BPD
>>203354810Looks like Gary Busey>>203354824Don’t stare too hard
did everyone get banned again
>>203354893not yet. i'm just not interested in the replies i'm getting.
metaphor refantazio looking so good i don't think i wanna kill myself anymore
>>203354893It's Saturday night. The Normans (who are the largest voting bloc in /cum/) are out doing things.
>>203354905Do you have your hand on your face right now
I wish I had friends
>>203354926no. i had a much more robot and long winded reply, but i deleted it all. you're welcome
17 minutes until clan war and then incelwalking can commence
Exposure to diesel exhaust and brake dust is way worse for your endocrine system than microplastics or soy
I'm waiting for the 4th episode of the hit television series FROM, only on EPIX.
>>203354965>i had a much more robot and long winded reply, but i deleted it all.You deserve your boring replies
tv has been forgettable corposlop ever since the sopranos ended
>>203355019so that means i should just not worry about them, instead of reducing the amount of any one and number of total endocrine disruptors.
The Sopranos was bad and so was Game of Cucks
>>203355054Was rome after the sopranos? I like rome
Sopranos is a soap opera
>>203355057You should become tedpilledWait till you find out what 5G does to your testiclesI'm an incel so it doesn't matter my sperm can be retarded
>>203354910
no homo but sex with this guy, his dialogue options are the best among all atlus protagonists so far, and he actually has a va for every one of them fuck im loving this game
>>203355117lmao
>>203354810based
Why are all beaners drug dealers or faggots? There’s literally no in between
We prefer the term "person of bean"
>>203354506Canada and Nippon are natural allies
Have you ever found yourself automatically doing some weird thing that your parents did? Even when you know it's ineffective, annoying, or whatever?
I wish i liked anime
>>203355227When I slice the tip off a cucumber I rub the tip back on the end of it
>>203355227I burp exactly like my dad
>>203355241Penis tip
>>203355242It's a kind of dialect
damn, these niggas got me i hate these niggas more than a nazi
>>203355261ha
burbs say a lot about a person
>>203355209thank you >>203355197you shouldn't forget the drugs dealers where also homo
the fresh /cum/mer asked the ancient /cum/mer, "How can you stand posting here when goshpedo, brian, fk, urkel, jason, and leafs keep shitting up the general? i can't stand reading their posts!"the ancient /cum/mer replies, "reading their posts?"and the fresh /cum/mer was enlightened
>>203355333strong incel vibezz
I will never filter a poster with a USA flagWhen an American speaks, it's time to listen and learn
>>203355333half these niggas don't even post anymore
>>203355390Enjoying your weekend trip in Toronto?
>>203355397whatever, bro. just be enlightened
>>203355333im an ancient /cum/er who only posts once in a while, i only recognize jason, urkel ans goshpedo, the unholy trinity, there's also ale
>>203355441thankfully, ale has confirmed killed HIMself
>>203355458he was here a couple days ago
>>203355458Her*>>203355482She*
I'm worried about my new snake plant im not sure if hes getting enough sun
>Gunman opens fire near Tennessee State University in Nashville
ok
We need to expand /cum/ lore a bit. The writers have been lazy as fuck and not coming up with good plotlines. How do we spice things up?
Raped in 5 minutes
>>203355508either give him a couple hours of sunlight in the morning or indirect sunlight for most of the day
>>203355519that's nothing compared to the shooting in Oklahoma earlier today
Come home mexhispachan.net
>>203355538...... Fuck you
>>203355539We need to find out what really happened to Mihai
>>203355539we could add some romances and betrayals
The single craziest fact about the solar system? Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn are all named after Roman gods. By all rights, the next planet also should've been named after a Roman god as well. Did they name the 7th planet after a Roman god? Nope! Instead of naming it Caelus, they decided to name it "Planet Asshole."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbCzKyKZSAk
>>203355588rude
No grandma don't touch my penis it's gentle
>>203355519were they passing?
I wonder if there's life on Ganymede, ideally hot mermaids
>>203355539spin is this years novelty
I wonder if there's life on Gaymede, ideally hot mermen
make the new, bitches
>>203355687Ha!
>>203355676Shut the FUCK up
>>203355589Someone in the britfeels on r9k said he went to jail for a while for importing weed illegally or drug possession. Not sure if it's true, but he was doxxed, hated, and blogged about his crimes with photos online so it makes sense.
Now that I won the war it’s time for a walk. I’m thinking 3 to 5 miles this time which is gonna suck with all the loose sand but oh well
>>203355712will it qualify as an incelwalk?
>>203355727My phone corrected incelwalk to uncle walk 4 fucking times so I just called it a normal walk. But yes, it’ll be an incelwalk
Dad made a joke that since there might soon be a federally-observed National Native American Day, there also needs to be a National Neanderthal Day to honor their memory, and I responded that there already is one (his birthday) and now he won't talk to me.
>>203355778Deserved. It was rude and uncalled for
i dream one day finding a suitcase with a million bucks in it
300 second wait to make a new thread?The jews did this
>>203355778Greentext it, ask if it happens iyc and make a thread about it
every cloud has a silver lining
New>>203355813>>203355813>>203355813
Jerked off and took a post fap napIm here and read to /cum/gle
