I currently have a canker sore and it's really annoying editionprevious: >>203355813
>>203357486i really dont care how artificial my sugary slop is. the label on the one i bought straight up says THIS IS A BIOENGINEERED PRODUCT
CAM ON LSUSCORE A FACKIN TUDDIE
I would take a goshpedo or a leaf politics bait edition over this shit
What would you do if pic related slap you or your girlfriend's ass?
>>203358154> leaf politics bait elaborate
>>203358147Why didnt you buy blue bell?
Bout to mow down on a big bag of Sun Chips.
I think I used to have conversations on the telephone
>>203358209Based i thought i was the only person who liked sun chipsLegit never seen anyone else say thatU got the salsa ones?
>>203358213I don’t remember the last time I talked on the phone
Coomed to an FTV girls video where the cameraman poured water into the girls vagina and she pushed it out drenching herself wet. Some of the hottest shit I've seen. Really good idea if the girl you're with can't squirt.
>>203358209>240 calories per serving>approximately 4 servings per regular bag, more if the family sized oneFATTYATTY
>>203358233squirt is just pee. all girls can pee
>>203358248>just peePee doesn't dry all chalky on my bedsheets thoughbeit
>>203358241>4 servings per bagHUH
>>203358262sorry, that was my cum on your bedsheets
>>203358253TASMANIAN GROWN
>>203358263I assumed he was eating one of the flavoured ones not the plain ones
Might stop at subway and get some sun chips tomorrowLFGGGG LSU
i drive down to the us to get snacks because its cheaper, a medium size in america is large here
>>203358286Erm those also come in 1.5oz bags tho
I'm gayJust kidding
>>203358248It's not known for sure but it's believed squirting comes from girl's skene's gland which is their equivalent to the prostate and is somewhat similar to men's prostate fluid.
drinking milk
>>203358298slop arbitrage is a proud tradition in many border towns
I need a 24 hour gym bros mine has shitty hoursMight drive somewhere to take a walk
>>203358273I would heem you with ease
>>203358340**strips and makes you fall in love with my pp**
>>203358327i did many tests with your mom and can confirm its pee
>>203358308did you miss the "BIG BAG" part of the original post thoughbeit?
>>203358352It can have piss mixed in with it, it's complex just like women in general.
i want to cry buds
>>203358373any particular reason
shes gonna win btw
>>203358376i feel broken on the inside
>>203358397Elizabeth May has zero chance of winning and forming the next government wdym?
>>203358400maybe you should talk to a doctor
>>203358412its rigged by the deep state
>>203358353YesI will not apologize
>>203358415it's not a physical ailment
>>203358173cause i didnt know they had it and i dont even care to look at brands if im buying shit at dollar tree
>>203358430doctors can help with non-physical ailments too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
>>203358438Oh maybe dollar tree doesntI only go to dollar general because we have like 8 of them
cavities are fake, right?
>>203358477No
Amazing that Shatner is still alive despite being the fattest
do cummers believe in love?
>>203358482some own dogs
>>203358482yeah I do, that one weirdo here loves spinster
>>203358172the ermposter
>>203358481Shatner is so fucking old its insane >>203358482Yes ive felt it first hand actual real deal love not infatuation with a pretty girlIt is the strongest force on earthIve also felt the absolute depths of heartbreak and i would not wish it on my worst of enemiesThat episode with khan is real shitSadness covers me like a blanket
>>203358331enjoy buddy
>>203358482nope not no more
>>203358482tentatively yes
>>203358482Yeah, I fell madly in love with the girl I sat next to senior year. She wasn't even super attractive, decently cute face but that was it. I just felt like she was my soulmate. I would have done anything for her.She did ballet and it really hurt her feet and I asked to stop so she wouldn't hurt herself and she actually listened to me.She ended up getting diagnosed with cancer and prayed to God to spare her life and take mine instead. She ended up having a successful surgery the cancer never came back.I still think about her from time to time. Never made a move because she already had a boyfriend.To this day she's the only girl I've ever felt that way about.
Drunk on whisky and fruity vodka
"No man can walk out on his own story."
>>203358546Love is mutual nibba you were just infatuated
>>203358546holy hell, that's heartbreaking
>>203358482what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed
>>203358553Surprisingly good movie, glad the zoomzooms seem to be discovering it
>>203358565In this moment you sre euphoric
>>203358561Is this really how the word "love" is usually used? If the feeling is not reciprocated, then it's not love?
>>203358546>and I asked her* to stop>She ended up getting diagnosed with cancer and I* prayed to God
What are your thoughts on the metric system?
>>203358585Not necessarily It can be one sided but usually that means some awful thing hss occuredInfatuation is one sided and is not love, but someone cal fall out of love with you when you do not with them
has ai gone too far?
>>203358602i have no thoughts
>>203358561Is it though? I've met plenty of girls I liked and thought were cute. But a girl who drove me to the point I was willing to literally die for her is something else entirely.
>>203358609bold choice of the AI to give sonic nipples, but I think it paid off artistically
>>203358602I domt think about it
>>203358546dang
Posting on the /cum/ because /fit/ has been legit unusable for days now
>>203358641orange cat
are you doing your part fellas?
>>203358221Yeah I'm eating these ones:>>203358286I'm feeling kinda sick tho so I saved half the bag.
convince me to not drink alcohol
>>203358670NoIm encouraging youBuy some soju and miller
>>203358665why is the woman on the right, crying?
>>203358123Get your tonsils removed
>>203358683i dont have to. i have wine, rum, whiskey and beer
Could use a big cheesy poutinr with some meat
>>203358647
Feel lucky I grew up in SoCal and I got to experience the sexual awakening that was Persian milfs. Also feel cursed as that's a fantasy that will be very hard to fulfill.
>>203358688lack of White American sperm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iSQGWpy0qY
>>203358759>days
Shitting.
>>203358761>Persian milfsMichael Jackson level bogged nowadays unfortunately
>>203358660>>203358678kit
>>203358759Haha its funny because its true
I borrowed an Ayn Rand book last year, now there's like 80 people on hold. What happened?
>>203358788Fucking grim, why do beautiful girls destroy their natural gifts like this?
>>203358799Imagine reading Gayn Rand.
>>203358816To fit in with other women they view as better than them
>>203358816Persians are extremely obsessed with getting bogged. At the very least they will all have a nose job.
>nut to fat girl hentai on a fuckload of gabapentin>feel like I've been possessed by the spirit of John F. Kennedy (pbuh) while I'm nuttingWHAT DOES IT MEAN /INT/?????
I am a woman
>>203358854Stop doing drugs
>>203358857Never ever
>>203358857YWNBAWAlso has spinster ever indicated if she is a TERF ?
>>203358875shut up nigga gah damn
i do cannabis delivery for a living. the other day i rolled up to this dudes house n he’s casually asking me questions about my job. we’re chopping it up for a while & i really enjoyed his energy, we were having a great convo. at one point he asked if i listen to podcasts or music when i drive & i told him podcasts, to which he replied by asking me which pod, & ofc i said destiny. as soon as i mentioned destiny his face dropped and the chill vibe he had VANISHED. he didn’t say anything but “ahhhhh” in a judgy tone lmao. i asked him what he listened to out of awkwardness & he said hasanabi. i responded with “oh i like him too!” but the vibe was already dead. there was no way to get back to that fun energy we had just 10 seconds prior. he got really cold and short with me so i just did my best to finish the interaction as quickly as possible. throughout the convo he had a $20 in his hand that i thought might have been a tip for me but at the end of the transaction he put the cash in his pocket and went inside. did being an destiny fan really cost me a tip
>>203358857post feet
pardotranny going crazy tonight
>>203358833Women really are the worst enemy of women. All that talk of girl power and feminist solidarity is a bunch of bullshit.>>203358839Why are they desperately trying to look white so much? Their beauty is in their bronze, dark, and swarthy features
>>203358861Nahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVcuT_z099w
>>203358826It was a mix of wisdom and cringe.
>>203358896
I hate politicbrains so much
I need a bitch in a tennis skirt
how is america continuing to rise while every one stagnated
>>203358903>Why are they desperately trying to look white so much?They hate islam and associate it with those brown swarthy semitic peoples. In contrast they associate wypipo with freedom and materialism. I've had Persians unironically tell me they are White. Coloured eye contacts are a MUST as well
>>203358942Miss my autistic bitch who wore tennis skirts
>>203358935What about politic Brians
>>203358926Surely there are better books to read. I mean, I know there are.
>>203358957I do not care for brian the dog from fa.ily dude
i just finished masturbating
>>203358943America is the main character for the lifespan of everyone around right now. China is not going to pass the US for many decades at the earliest. Anti-American predictions were way too pre-mature
>>203358888
>>203358980Wash your hands.
>>203358943America’s rise is fake; a bubble that hasn’t burst yet. In large part, their recession is being covered up by mass migration, as evident through native vs foreigner job figures (much like in Canada; they’re just doing it more effectively).
>>203358982china is never going to surpass america they have completely stagnated. japan 2.0
>>203358931>hair on every toe eeeewwww
I miss my alien bros
>>203358949They can be sexually liberated sluts and still keep their exotic eastern looks.There's plenty of white girls who are bimbos already.God, what I would do to make love to a Persian milf on the tacky marble floor of her Ersatz Mediterranean McMansion in SoCal.I was cursed with a high iq thinking man's sexuality. I need to have context to my coom
>>203358950Was she skinny
>>203359045NoThat's ok tho
>>203358980go to the bathroom you’re /cum/ming yourself
>>203359062i already am
>>203358123Someone itt probably told you already, but cotton swab salt water + lemon juice over it and it'll heal overnight (or so I heard)
>>203358999>neverbruh in the grand scheme of things it's impossible to say, mabe in 200 years or 1000. But you are correct it's functionally never because it won't be happening in anyone's lifetime
>>203359037>exotic eastern looksFor them an upturned nose, blonde hair, and blue eyes are exotic thoughbeit, it's all relative o algo
>>203359060No it’s not
Men have 7 pussies
>>203359060Mine wasn't either. But I liked that about her :)>tfw those sweater tits
>>203358548>fruity vodkapost tits
>>203359138Skill issue>>203359162Yeaaah buddy
>>203359149i wish
Goodnight /cum/mers
feeling ugly and lonely tonight i think I'm cursed.
im the most patriotic american in cum
>>203359216no need to feel lonely, just talk with your /cum/bros. You'll still be ugly, but not lonely
My father might be the biggest cunt of all.
>>203359232true, i should just shitpost
The new Lauren Mayberry single may be SOTY.
something to talk about
>>203359297Is that about fart
I don’t listen when women talk, let alone sing
i don't listen when men talk, let alone sing
>>203359297She looks kind of cuteNot gonna listen tho
i love when girls sing. used to know this beautiful girl who had the prettiest singing voice. sadly she was batshit insane and had a lot of orbiters and did weird sex work stuff.
>>203359333based trips of truth>>203359347non-repeating digits of lies
IN MY TALONS, I SHAPE CLAY
>harpies are mentally illwhat’s next? you’re gonna tell me water’s wet?
https://youtu.be/qhjWoxZAL0g?si=zoNqVId1BIyM0B6f
4/4 in connections
>>203359396otner
>>203359380Your mom’s pussy’s wet (for me)
>>203359380never met a completely sane art-hoe
>>203359405
>>203359380Yah, I don't know why anyone would play that archetype. There's literally only one good card (feather duster).
>>203359422W true. hate that it didnt have more support since Mai Valentine's such a qt.
>>203359412Do those even exist anymore
>>203359417they don't even know they existthey haven't even had their first thought
>be Indians (feather not dot)>be poor>government builds you free housing>dismantle said housing to use for firewood Why?
should i nibble on my chocolate bar or eat some spicy chippies?
they went 6 jillion trillion decillion years without white devil housing bitch nigga
>>203359470Whitey's gonna build'm new one
>>203359475if i were you and i had to choose right now at this very moment it would be chocolate
Tonight's horror kino double feature:Lake MungoHellraiser
>>203359470Natives on rez are all retarded because any smart/motivated one would have left, it's like a reverse eugenics program
>>203359491You wouldn't survive 5 seconds in my shoes
>>203359503You're right. My feet would implode if i got them in your size 7
>>203359503you're probably right but that doesn't change the fact that im craving chocolate right now
>>203359517I'm size 7.5
>>203359495Me and my buddy watched The Exorcist III a few nights ago.
I defeated social anxiety by making everyone else feel awkward on purpose. I stare them dead in the eyes and make them feel like what they say is stupid with my facial expressions.
>>203359535I pick the chocolate
>>203358816It depends, anon. Either they want to honor the Aten or they want to appease their alien masters.
>>203359544For me it was brute forcing interaction through fast food and then customer service jobs
finna goon
>>203358816body dysmorphia and fear of aging it starts with a few fillers for smile lines, and ends up like this
>>203359496>it's like a reverse eugenics programaka a dysgenics program
Indians really hate black people which is inexplicable because they don't have many there and never had any significant historical interaction with them. Jeets are odd
>>203359550good choice
>>203359603I would love to cum inside the fair skinned pussy of an 18 year old Japanese girl
>>203359595Trying to fit in with yt pipo by imitating their stereotypes, like how children imitate their parents
>>203359585I wrote that originally but changed it for personal reasons
>>203358816I think it basically comes down to desensitization. The road to BOGGED is taken step by step. Each little step, it might look a little funny to them for a while, but then it starts to look normal, something spurs them to get more procedures (such as signs of aging), and they do it all again until they look like another species
>>203359542How was it? I'm usually weary of sequels
>>203359624
goodnight
>>203359647Cya freak
>>203359542saw the sexorcist with your mom
>>203359624That may be why men have ridiculous comb-overs too.
don't sleep keep scrolling youre missing out on content if you sleep
>>203359647good night
>>203359663so true
>>203359663don't even joke about that. that instinct causes us so many problems
I might live 20 more years. If I don't, remember to be kind to each other and yourselves.
>>203359640I've seen it before, it's pretty good. I remember it being better the first time around, though.
>>203359713Why so short
the amount of ai slop on pinterest is out of control
>>203359739are you a frequent user of pinterest?
>>203359739>pinterestit's everywhere, you can't jewgle search an image without seeing some sloppa
What bank isn’t a fat piece of shit? I’m fucking tired of navy federal holding my paychecks for days and custo support being completely unavailable outside M-F 9-5 hours.
>>203359752>Hershey's KissesOh, he's dressed up as the chocolate candy. I thought he was a schizo.
gn
>>203359714Cool, well I'm glad you're enjoying your spooktober
>>203359753i guess soi just like it for ideas and something to look at when i'm bored
>>203359789good night
It should be legally required to watermark ai art so it can be distinguished and easily banned on websites like pinterest
>>203359788lmfao
>>203359787I mean... the huge banks (BoA, Chase, Wells Fargo, Citi) have 24-hour customer support, but I'm guessing you don't want a huge bank.
>>203359825i agree but it's almost impossible to enforce there's so many ai websites now
I'm bored good night
>>203359841I had wells fartgo for 8 years and they were even worse. I guess I’ll just get a run down on Reddit, I forget this place is full of jobless neets at times
Why are ghosts in movies always mean?Why are there no nice ghosts? Besides Casper
>>203359860good night
>>203358123works on my machine
I'm with Scotiabank. I pay $16.95 a month and get unlimited e-transfers.
>>203359867they're upset that they're ghosts they want to rest
>>203359900"e-transfer" virgin versus the paper check chad
>>203359915i used to get so nervous when i had to write a check because i was scared of messing it up but it's easy now whenever someone does work here at the house they are okay with checks so i just do that
>>203359900Literally never once had to pay for transfers or an account even, sounds like a made up leaf tax
>>203359867Thai soap operas often involve ghosts. Some are mean and some are friendly.
>>203359966how did you come to be familiar with common tropes in thai soap operas?
>>203358253>cooked in canola oil, soybean oil, or a mix depending on what's cheapestWould have been tasty otherwise. Shame about the seed oil.
>>203359736I'm an old man, but I love you mortals, despite everything
>>203359977You sound like you were raised on chicken tenders
>>203360000i'm not gonna lie to you i was a chicken tender and french fry child but i've gotten much better about it
This is my bathroom
>>203360000I want to know too, why are you a Thai soap opera connesiur?
>>203358327>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/"Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."Just admit that you have a fetish for watching girls piss, like the rest of us.
might pick up rolling spliff cigarettes again
>>203358482I doubted it, until I felt the physical experience of heartbreak. It was like a downward pulling on my heart. I can see why it used to be described as feeling empty.>>203358565It's for bonding to raise the kids AFTER the sex, but that doesn't change the fact that it's real.
still voting ye
quit my horrible job. 13 straight days of work can fuck right offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5lQGDHu5JE
>>203360063What was it and how long do you plan on neeting out?
>>203360017Nice!
>>203360078I'll be applying to jobs as soon as possible but holy fuck I needed out of that job. I had no time to myself and I woke up dead inside every morning
>>203360121Look for 3x12 work, I have so much free time I don’t know what to do with myself at times
>>203360054He’s braindead due to chronic laughing gas abuse THOUGH
Miami just got nuked.
>>203360063congrats, anon
>>203360054Based.>>203360136Still smarter than the other options.
I love my mom and dad
>>203360165same
>>203360136All that matters for a current leader is heart and balls. Not like being President is a tough job mentally, day to day work is probably similar to being an HR roastie
Pootard
Presidents should wage wars by dueling other world leaders
>>203360184then we would just end up with a bunch of giant meat headed dudes
>>203360184All senators, congress, and presidents should have to use their children, grandchild, great-grandchildren, etc male or female, on the first wave sent to all wars.Let's see how serious countries are, when their bloodlines are going to die first.
>>203360203Probably better than the status quo, which is most politicians being a bunch of weirdo manlets with Napoleon complexes
>>203360165I never knew my dad. I do love my mom a lot though, despite her mistakes. I wouldn't be a chud if it weren't for her LOL.
>>203360216/cum/mers loves your mom too. It's why you don't know your dad. We're all your dad, and we all refused to pay child support.
>>203360203So what? It’s not like presidents are anything other than figureheads anyway. We haven’t gone up in flames despite Biden being one fall away from hospice care. It’d be based and morale boosting to have a tough leader fighting on behalf of his military. My point stands.
>>203360209>wholesale slaughter of the children of the elite>extremely dysgenic>country goes to shit>get conquered by foreign power who doesn’t do thatGreat plan. What you describe is how the old nobility used to work (nobility=warrior elite), but it doesn’t make sense anymore. Ever since the technological developments around the timespan of the Napoleonic Wars and WW1, war is just mechanized slaughter, and the optimal strat is largely to shove midwits and idiots into the breach. Just not too low IQ, such that they cause more trouble than they’re worth (see: the McNamara’s Morons program)
must be nice to love your parents, for me it’s mutual disdain
>>203360216I can be your step dad
>>203360242that's nice if you're going to war, but a peacetime president who only focuses on the military and projecting power doesn't put people at ease when there's serious domestic issues. imagine hulk hogan giving a speech about his tax plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEf1Qq6upEU
>>203360214Napoleon was fucking based.>>203360226My dad is a bastard. He could have looked me up all these years but he hasn't, but it doesn't matter because my mom has told me he's a huge dickhead anyways. She's never told me his last name, for a good reason. I really don't care to meet him, and she doesn't want him back in her life either. She's told me he's the kind of person that, if I ever were to meet him, the first thing out of his mouth would be to ask to borrow money. He doesn't give a shit about me, or anyone as far as I know. He sounds like a bit of a sociopath. Like he wouldn't help my mom move when she was preggo with me, and there were times he threw objects at her in a drunken rage. They broke up before I was born fyi. Apparently he even has other kids in the same position (whom I've never met nor know the names or ages of). He can go to hell.
>>203360262You don't understand my point. If the elites were required to sacrifice their children, they wouldn't want forever war. It's the one thing that they will actually care about.They sure as shit don't care about us, as proven by the forever war state we're in.Especially when it doesn't even get officially called a war. Remember, your congress is the only place that war can be called, but they haven't done that since WW2. Everything else isn't legally a war.Which should show you that shit's fucked.
>>203360288that sucks anonit's for the best that you're staying no contact though, he sounds like a real piece of work
>>203360288>bastard>huge dickhead>ask to borrow money>doesn't give a shit about me, or anyone>a bit of a sociopath>wouldn't help>threw objects>drunken rageSounds like /cum/mers to me.Also you should probably meet your father. Mothers have a way for villainizing her baby-daddies. You're only getting half of the story.Sounds like you haven't forgiven your mother.
>>203360342the proof is in the pudding, if he hasn't contacted his son all this time he obviously doesn't give a shit
oh my GODbros
>>203360366He might have been told by his mother to stay away. He might have fought in court and lost, and couldn't. You don't know, especially when you only hear the story from a woman who is a poor judge of character.
>>203360384i like these
>>203360288Mine came into my life when I turned 18, bought me a phone and expected me to be a happy loving little boy like the 1 year old me was before he dipped. When I told him to fuck off he went back on meth. I heard from my siblings on his side that he blamed me for his mental state. They’ve since dropped contact with me and moved all over the country. I couldn’t care less because ultimately they were more like weird neighbors that just looked like me rather than actual family members. You aren’t missing anything by trying to force contact with a shitbag, trust me.
>>203360384pickles are disgusting. dont know how anyone likes them
>You can laugh at my behavior>That'll never bother me>Say the devil is my savior>But I don't pay no heed>And I will go on shining>Shining like brand new>'ll never look behind me>My troubles will be fewhttps://youtu.be/u8pVZ5hTGJQ?si=uAjAi7EmoXkWbEZB
canadians be like"this fermented cucumbers too psicy"
>>203360393>You aren’t missing anything by trying to force contact with a shitbag, trust me.very well said
>>203360397good by marygoodbye jane(sweet devotion)will we evermeet agaiiiiiiiiiin?
>>203360396>need a way to keep food for long term useIt was a matter of necessity. Also what's not to love about pickles?Salt, vinegar, maybe some spices. Crunchy outside, squishy inside.Fucking delicious.
>>203360366>>203360390>>203360393Apparently they did keep in contact up until I was about 7. He wanted me to know him as "Uncle" and my mom wasn't having that.
>>203360421they taste gross. you literally use the word "pickle" to describe a bad situation.
>>203360428that's so gross what the fuckyou can't have your cake and eat it too, that's what he wanted
>>203360421the taste is too strong it overpowers everything else
>this food is bad because you can use its name to describe a bad situation
>>203360433>>203360440>burgers and leafs be like "this fermented cucumbers too spicy"
canadians REALLY be thinking pickles are too overpowering
uh oh pickelover9000 is offended
heard someone was talkin shit
>>203360473audibly kek'd
Nigga can’t balance flavors and chooses to blame the humble fermented cucumber.
I don't like pickle, tomato or ketchup on my burgers
>>203360520You are a child
>this terrifies, enrages, and baffles the canadian
I'm hungry for more chocolate
pickle enjoyers be like>this rotten cucumber be tasty
I fucking love pickles. Whenever I'm at Subway I get extra on my 'wich.
>>203360540its not rotten you moron ,do you even know what fermented means
>>203360548cope
This shit was SPOOKY
Pickles and fermented food in general is a solid whiteness test. In other words, pickle haters are black smelly monkey gorilla niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5HroThis song is still just as good, one year later.
>>203360577I guess whites with eating disorders aren't white anymore
>>203360591>>203360591>>203360591
>>203360576You're spooky
>>203360577
>>203358482>believe in love>believeLove is an emotion, you don't need to "believe" in it because it is natural.
>>203358857Naw
>>203358123get tested for hiv
