english roses with nepeta edition
Thoughts on the youtube history?
mental how this will happen soon
>>203360171they they'll fill it with blacks, rip in peace
>>203360145I think MI5 only do arrests if they have some credible evidence. Contrary to popular belief when the British did mass arrests during the Troubles it was usually just a whole bunch of bad ones that they already had their eye on. Not like snatching random people off the street
Thoughts on teaching a titless Russian girl the humour in being slapped by a fish?
God bless the Irish Republican Army
dogshit yank edition
>>203360190the brits publically admitted they falsely arrested and interrogated young irish catholic men on suspicion of being IRA men and hiding weapons Ironically this only encouraged young Irishmen and swelled the ranks of the IRA, resulting in many dead British soldiers blown up and being sent home with no legs and no eyes because the IRA smoked them
I wish I was a fisherman, tumbling on the seas... far away from dry land, and its bitter memories.
Young british man, 21, loves the queen, shot dead by an Irish sniper Many such cases! His maw won’t be having an open casket will she haha
why is my ass bleeding when i poothought i was wiping too hard but no
rorke having nightmares that AI is going to take over the world
might watch a contrapoints kino today
im lying in bed posting on brit while cuddling my plushes
>>203360345what's your favourite?
This is probably a stupid question but I don't understand how there are homeless people in this countryLike the ones with the cups out and a dog or a sleeping bag and thatCouldn't they just sign on?
>>203360364The government doesn’t care about them if they’re white
>>203360364>mental illness>physical illness>drug addiction>non-citizensplus "signing on" will not give you enough money to live your life
got a runny nose
>>203360392But you'd literally get more bennies on disability
>>203360361i can't pick a favourite
just ate a pork sausage
reminiscing about 2008
>>203360412whys that lad
got the pawg busty solo masturbation porn on
>Alex Salmond, former first minister of Scotland, dies aged 6969? is that it?must have been on the booze
Reminiscing about 2003.
>>203360441whys that lad
>>203360425good times, great classic hits. plus gta iv came out and I was enthralled by how good it was. also finished high school that year
It's official then. I'm moving to Portland in march
>>203360445none of your beeswax
>>203360451>good times great classic hits good ladfunnily enough GTAV came out the year I finished school>>203360456bad lad
>>203360445Imagining listening to Prozzak while playing Everquest - jamming while spending an hour waiting for the boat to Kunark.
>>203360456ugly bitch
>>203360533i'd rape her
>>203360439He was a fat cunt
dont have anything to do this morning or this afternoongoing to a GIG in the evening though
Building my giganigga 3000 robot
>>203360585you seeing john maus la
>>203360624no, saw him in london earlier this week
going to drag my fat arse out of bed to go and buy some milk don't do anything interesting while im out
Rorke fuming.
>>203360659Off to the pub with you ASAP
>>203360670The USA does not identify Taiwan as an independent state
WELCOME TO BEEEEEEAAASST
>>203360685Why do lefties constantly make up weird strawmen to win arguments against?
>>203360670Taiwan is a rogue province of the People's Republic of China.
good morning faggers
>>203360736China is a rogue province of the Republic of China>>203360708That is the WHO, not the US. The US at least acknowledges Taiwan exists and doesn't put everything it does under the banner of mainland China
>>203360756The Republic of China ceased to exist in 1949 when communists overthrew it.
might build a home
>>203360756China, the USA and the WHO all acknowledge that Taiwan exists. As a province of PR China
>>203360777mmm looks like delicious khalva
>>203360659it's Sunday lad, shops don't open for another 2 hours
>>203360797officially, the US takes no position on whether Taiwan is independent but we treat them as independent (like with investments and selling them weapons)
amfgg uuuuu dngls icult oheyy
ughhhhhhh im getting major ick vibes from /brit/ this morning
laughable the way right wing freaks act like they're this persecuted minority when their whole worldview is just about wanting to murder anyone who's different to them
>>203360863but I am persecuted
>>203360838
From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
>>203360839USA sends "investments" and weapons to many separatist terrorist organisations around the world. What's your point? They're not all independent countries
commiemong just woke up then?very good, eagerly awaiting the deluged of cuck posting that will just happen to start up now
>>203360863yeah sounds like leftypol too actuallyeveryone imagines themselves as the downtrodden victim
>>203360731Cranked
>>203360158i wish i was swedish so i can collect welfare and travel to japan. my friend got a free apt and 700 bucks a month.meanwhile i been spam applying for a any kind if wagie work
comet flew past my window just then
>>203360885Is that ksi?
>>203360924the vast majority of the internet has been brainwashed into being for your moronic side you bogan retard. you aren't edgy. which is why 4chan continues to bleed users to other websites like twitteryou have thiel, musk, murdoch all these powerful billionaires and media barons on your side you aren't the rebel alliance for spamming frogs
Remember how kino the Surovikin missile strikes were
>>203360953Nah that’s thanos mate
Honk if salmond's deed
>>203360955even God took a day off leftypol
>>203360924yepjust weaponised victimhood complexes on both sides
Favourite Eeveelution? Umbreon for me.
>>203360955>you aren't the rebel alliance for spamming frogsyeah I just said that you fucking stupid mong
>>203361005pyroli
>>203360777I fucking love Communism
>>203361005Espeon if I had to pickused it in a few crystal / HGSS runthroughs
>>203361041>>203361041In communist china the owner of the brick company will be fired and prosecuted. The the capitalist west he'd be awarded for delivering good returns to shareholders. I know which world I'd rather live in
>>203361028you're in /brit/ mate call it flareon
Mad how jews got rid of the Roman Empire by poisoning their wine and water with lead
Fucking love this songhttps://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y?si=yhbbTLtSp379ZZO1
i am so useless i haven’t had a job in a month. why is it so hard now to get any kind of work
>>203361086stupid name desu
>>203361113better than pyroli mate sounds like some kind of pasta
Yeah based dad
>>203361112you could be doing a lot worse than one month of neetdom, chin up
Since when do fucking Pokémon have different names in different languages? What's french for Pikachu?
why and for what purpose
>>203360838the shops were open and i just got my milkyoure retarded (lovingly)
listening to numa numa (original french version) aka Dragostea Din Tei
>>203361147Pikableu
>>203361147pique à chou
are dua
>>203361140its just another thing to add on the list because i have to wait until august to start trade school so i am gonna rot in my room and only leave for the gym
>>203361134Thought it said meth teacher
>>203361112not worked for two years me
>>203361167frenchman please have sex with me?
>>203361112Mad how yanks become desperate after only a month of being out of work
>>203361187yeah good point actuallydidn't click how much worse it would be for him
>>203361187Wagie yearns the suffocating love of the cagie
>>203361147If they didn't have different names then how would children understand all the puns if they are kept in Japanese? The whole point of Pokemon names are the myriad of funny puns that refer to a Pokemon's appearance and abilities.
Clocks went back last night. Another hour in bed it lush
maya heemaya hoomaya hamaya ha hasimply genius
>>203361184can't be arsed today, sorry
>>203361196>>203361187unlike actual first world nations america you don’t have a safety net so when you lose your job you get jack shit. i am just a loser with no time to turn around his life. i am 22 and trying to not be a loser
>>203361092Can we get a fact check on this?
>>203361246Just checked, it's true
>>203361211No clocks in my house anyway
Every morning I wake up with a blocked nose and sneezing. ENOUGH!
>>203361134Ah yes, “rape”
>>203361208bet pokemon names in german are fucking wild lol
>>203361274Flareon is FLAMMENWERFER
>>203361272no good mate
lovely morning out therenice chill overcast greyperfect for a run
The look on the tax mans face when he sees you made 10x his mortgage trading PooPooPeePee jpgs
>>203361274
>>203361273He was 16 too
WMAF is the most natural combination for the right wing Aryan male.
when f scott fitzgerald turned into david bowie no one noticed nobody cared
WMWM is the most natural combination for the right wing Aryan male.
>>203361315loool
Just checked, only the French changed the names of Pokémon to their language. A lot of Asian countries even retained the original Japanese names
>>203361336yeah white male arab female you're right
>>203361170it's like a drag queen doing a sandra bullock tribute
hungover runtoil, it looms
>>203361274Imagine being a child from some thirdie country that just copied either the Japanese or English names and until you hit adulthood you never understood the puns and name jokes of Pokemon names.It's like you had an incomplete childhood, I would pity you.
Japanese women are so beautiful. I WILL have a Japanese bride!!!
>>203361346Nah that's WM/AFas God intended
>>203361382many such cases
>>203360162Bring back liveleak i say
in the future white latinos will subjugate white asians with the help of white wogs
>>203361284Close, Flareon is 'Flamara'.
>>203361384Fuck off mouthyank, you're a disgrace
Been listening to loads of pdiddy recently
>>203361208They're not particularly funny
>>203361351except we also have different names for them in english
is it ok to get back with the gf after swearing on my fathers life in front of her that I wouldn't?will he die?
Saw a zoomer lass of about 19/20 yesterday, mona lisa face, stick thin with enormous titsJust letting you know
>>203361347'Glut' means glow, blaze or ember, -rak is a suffix associated with dragons in fantasy novels. So it makes perfect sense and is very intuitively understood by every child.
>>203361449English is the world's main language
>>>/tv/204452093mental how much of a number that film's done on /tv/
warthunder is such a dogshit game
>>203361439They are if you are below the age of ten.
English name: PersianGerman name: Snobilikat
Seen this fella on twitter showing off his 'go bag' in these florida storms ie a bag with the things he took with him when he evacuated with his family and 60% of the space in the bag is taken by guns lol
a mu fud guni gugco uluh sle ty y
>>203361499those wacky germans
>>203361499rare german win
>>203361170tits don't appear to be levitating.
>>203361499>Snob + nobile+ catvery nice
always think of this video when someone talks about german nameshttps://youtu.be/-Ei4PF5r4a0I miss fitzthistlewits so much lads
>>203361501He needed them to protect the contents of his go bag
>>203361499>English nameJust slap an existing cat race on it>German nameCreative portmonteau made from snob+nobilität(mobility)+kat(ze)(cat).You could write a doctoral thesis on analyzing German pokemon names.
English: JynxGerman: Negerfrau
Germans call ambulances, krankenwagons
>>203361535bit how rockets carry extra fuel so they can carry even more fuel
my mere presence sends you into a tizzy
My go bag contents:poo
>>203361547Persian's an unusual one to be fair, dunno what they were thinking with that
>>203361551someone needs to show this to the bradley poster
>>203361534lore suggestion: fitzthistlewits is hbomberguy
>>203361570The bradley poster hasn't woken up yet
>>203361534Same, peak YouTube for meWonder what he's up to nowadays
Big Alec Salmond died aged 69 of a heart attack mid-meal in a restaurantrather that than sitting in a shat nappy with a black eye in a care home at 90 tbf
>>203361574interestingwhat is your evidence
>>203361552English-speakers call ambulances ambulances and have no idea what the word ambulance actually means because they don't neither speak French nor Latin so the original meaning of 50% of the vocabulary they use in daily life is completely lost to them, similar to how a colonized third world people uses vocabulary of their colonizer without understanding it.
>>203361460saw one with a french braid and a brown leather jacket last night
>>203361574Would be plausible if fitzthistlewits wasn't based and hbomberguy wasn't a huge faggot
>>203361599>>203361616they have similar accents and joke delivery
>>203361594Was he eating Salmon?
>>203361622he didn't seem like a particularly healthy eater
>>203361534This stuff is both very early 10s in humour and execution but still very funnyAlso shared some of these with my normie housemates at uni and they also enjoyed, very wide appeal for 'tism humour
>>203361609We all know what ambulance means, retard
like all germans, the denizens of hagenstedtedted are silent, emotionless, and composed entirely of light, having no corporeal formit's attention to detail like this that has made giant software the undisputed kings of the agriculture simulation genre
White lads in Joburg, Aus and nz seem to have such an easygoing lifemeanwhile us euros suffer
Imagine quitting a growing youtube channel with 60k subs and several standout videos in 2013The man could have been a millionaire right now
>>203361609So whay you're saying is that your tiny robotic Germanoid brain cannot comprehend the wide knowledge of varied etymologies that an average intelligence Anglo develops with ease
I don't know what ambulance means but will speculate here.Surely the "ambu" bit comes from "ambulate"? As in to move? In this case, to move the patient. The "lance" is related to medicine somehow. I know there's a medical journal called The Lancet, which itself must have some ye olde medical meaning. I also know that lancing is a medical procedure. Thus "ambulance" means to move one to the medical place.
>>203361642All brits would be able to explain to me that ambulance comes from ambulo or ambuler which means to walk around or wander? I highly doubt that.
>>203361667Naturally, we're descended from the greatest of the Anglo race. The pioneers, soldiers, entrepreneurs and explorers.
Germans call the toilet a SHATTENPLATZhahahahaha
Bring amber lamps
>>203361690No speculation
>>203361676the world was robbed
corned beef hash and eggs? for me? you shouldn't have! thank you!
>>203361694Ambulatory isn't a hard word so it isn't some ancient lost knowledge
>>203361694Yes we all know it has its root in walking, and can connect it to words such as amble, ambulatory, etc.
>>203361719You don’t deserve that. You deserve a punch in the ribs.
Mhhhm processed meat.Go vegan. Before it’s too late.
ah well, turns out it has nothing to do with the word "lance" having any medical connotations. It was worth a punt.
>>203361742shan't!
>>203361742Vegan food is more processed and contains more chemicals than regular food
>>203361688No I am saying that English is a creol language or patois, similar to any other creol language of Cabo Verde or any other former Caribbean colony and that the elitism of British society is burned into it, so as long as you don't speak French or Latin you never actually develop the same understanding for it speskers of non-creolized languages have for their mother tongues. You are stuck in a fog of ignorance.
>>203361754Daftie
>>203361594Just like Gandolfini.Romanesque.
Love etymology, me
did my entire report with no spellcheck and only made one error (wrote infering instead of inferring)
>>203361719hate corned beef hash, horrible dry meal
Susie Dentfit
>>203361768No I was completely correct with my previous assessment of you
>>203361711Less Amber LampsMore Amber Blank
>>203361768I think I needn't point out the irony of this
got the vegan bacon on the go
>>203361644It's funny when the descendants of lawless penal colonists try to emulate the elitism of the mother society that banished them. It's like watching a dog wear a bowtie cute but also a bit absurd.
Think I just slept for about 11 or 12 hours. Proper knackered I was.
>>203361768Did French also just naturally appear out of the ground in France completely organically?
thinking of a german lad sitting and clapping as he reads pokemon names because he's amused by the puns
>>203361741now that's a dang nab lie and you know it>>203361786you've eaten it incorrectly
>>203361823Don't talk to him like that! Who the fuck do you think you are?
>>203361829French is not a creolized language. 90% of French vocabulary comes from Latin.
>>203361835
>>203361823I was quoting a comedic youtube video you daft bastard
Mental how these retarded pikeys and ugly gyppos go back to their caravans and waiting for them inside is their ridiculously tight bodied, blonde, fake tanned 18 year old bimbo bride they get to shag rotten every nightAnd she's done all the houseworkLet's face it those lads have got their shit locked
>>203361785can infer from this post that youre a virgin
>>203361835As a 7-10 year old they were highly amusing and I will proudly admit that I am still quite nostalgic about them, yes.
>>203361823can infer from this post that youre a virgin
here he is
>>203361876Mate, even at 7-10 that's fucking embarrassing The only funny one is Muk
just had a grim wank to cumslutwhore30 and I regret my actions
>>203361890sliders?
>>203361876Did you find any abnormalities in your stool this morning?
>>203361897How grim must one's life have been for scolding a little child in finding pleasure in a new hobby? I really pity you dude.
>>203361901do I need to have seen the first 29 to get this one?
>>203361890mad how you can tell this is the same guy who played gul dukat just by the eyes
>>203361897Maybe the German ones are actually meant to be funny puns as opposed to ours. I mean there's nothing amusing about Pikachu, Rhyhorn, Diglett, Mankey, Machop, Clefairy, Mew, Zapdos, basically none of them. You could vaguely argue that Geodude or Tentacool or maybe a handful more were supposed to be funny names. But maybe the German ones were actually all supposed to be funny.
>>203361929>scolding a little childSorry yes you do appear to still possess the intelligence of a small child, I apologise
>>203361880My bodycount from my Erasmus year alone exceeds the total bodycount of any poster currently ITT put together multiplied by two.
All children who laugh at Pokémon names need to be thrown into a wood chipper
shitting my guts out
>>203361955you're in the shagger's general so I doubt that
>>203361955There is only one value for which this can be true while you are yourself a current poster
>>203361955Raping Romanian children does not count
Can't stand pornstars who try to do things other than porn like being a DJ, writer, musician, streamer, podcasting etc.You're a dumb whore. Get back to rimming and being choked.
>>203361948There is nothing wrong with nostalgia and preserving one's inner child. I will stand by what I have said. Shedding false notions of maturity is ironically what marks someone becoming an actual adult.
>>203361955The only sex I had was being raped by my uncle, so my body count is -1
you could remove the flags and I could still identify the stilted autism and serious tone of posters from a certain country
>>203361996Lol
>>203361990For me it's the ones who embrace the lifestyle and become kino porn directors
>>203361991Your lack of intelligence is displayed in other arguments ITT
>>203362018Yeah that's OK but they shouldn't be allowed to do anything except porn.1488
>>203362025>ArgumentsWow, didn't know we were having an argument here, lmao. This is a quintessential reddit comment, lmao.
you could remove the flags and I could still identify which posters are homosexual faggots
mental how women shouldn't be allowed to exist
what a fascinating character
>>203362065in gaming? agreed
exactly which pokemon names were funny thoughall they did was combine words
>>203362090Squirtle was funny at first
>>203362088no, in real life
g gu fus mult augly unuy dce ih o
>>203362051argument does not only mean a shouting match. I thought you were into your words
I remember stories from earlier in the war where VDV squads tried to call in artillery support and couldn't get any because the artillery crews were all drunk. The VDV squads then proceeded to get annihilated.This war, man. What a catastrophic clown-show. Even if Russia manages to take Kyiv, they probably won't be able to engage in another serious armed conflict for the next 25+ years (demographic collapse, depleting their military stockpiles, international condemnation, etc.).
>>203361990can't take sasha grey seriously when i've seen a cock rammed down her throat
nth for the baddiedem
>>203362113no it wasn'tthis is your final warning
>>203362120... did mum ground you again?
>>203362090I don't think they were ever meant to be funny per seat best, some were undoubtedly meant to be a little witty
>>203362018belladonna?
>>203362127yeahj?
i've just been badly raped
Fell out with my pal again over something stupid:/
reckon we should sic frenchlad on the german poster (virtually, through banter exchanged via posts in /brit/)
*automatically gainsays whatever you say*
whenever you talk about shagging some virgin pops up to say "well if you were actually a shagger you wouldn't talk about it"just not true is it
>>203362174what happened lad
i've just been mildly raped
>>203362177it's sunday morning
>>203362177how do you spelling incorrect a person
>>203362127Did losing in Afghanistan make America weaker? No, that's not how the military industrial complex works, retard
piss and poo on the installment plan
>>203362189indeed lad
>>203362189when i have sex for the first time you lads are going to be hearing all about it
>>203362217Texas is richer than Russia. America is uniquely rich and can recover from these things quicker.
>>203362145my mum is dead you disrespectful piece of shit. I'd say have some integrity and dignity, but you're fr*nch, so it's impossible
>>203362226keen to hear about it lad
>>203362210how does anyone do anything
mass nigger migration
>>203361981Mate from the new world simply doesn't grasp what Erasmus is.
>>203362250bad!
About to take an enormous beer & kebab shit and then go for a run
>>203362194I called out something that seemed mean spirited towards me then I just blocked him for a bit then he freaked out for no reason. He’s such a sensitive prick
>>203362235so she's the grounded one haha
>>203362260counterpoint: they have jungle banana loaf bbcs
not shagged since 2014, might go another decade
reckon his Erasmus body count is like 9 or something
Decided I will propose to my gf in the new year
>>203362274certainly more than mine
>>203362270kek got me good you little scouser
>>203362253new world's too busy shagging and smashing beers down mate simple as
>>203362291How long have you been together
>>203362265yeah always the way isn't it lad, can be hard to deal with2bf it does sound like you overeacted slightly by blocking him, sounds like you two are gonna have to talk it out
for me it's getting home drunk at midnight and inviting a girl over for the worst shag of her life
>>203362291good on you lad, good luck
>>203362274Why 9 specifically? Would this already be enough to intimidate you?
>>203362342that shii aint even getting hard bruh
>>203362311>shagging and smashing beers downpretty much the erasmus experience
>>203362291You can now picture a hung black man taking her in her wedding dress
>>203362335I autocorrected, I didn’t block him, just ghosted him, he blocked me after. It’s really hard to talk about these things with him also
reckon his Erasmus body count is like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,8 or 9 or something
>>203362373asf
>>203362373bro, shut the fuck up or I'll rape your mum
would love a ben 10 omnitrix so i can turn into a jungle banana loaf monkey nigger bbc
>>203362375know what it's like mate can be hard
Is that Pisstonardo Scrinildo giving the devil finger to Greg from Masterchef?
>>203362458>>203362458>>203362458
Britbongs have become the #1 BBC-obsessed cuuckposting nation on 4chan, which is pathetic and also hard to do on this gay websiteI guess they're reminded of BBC when they watch the "telly"
>>203362323Five years next month
>>203362391Not on is it
