british rose edition
don't see this thread being a winner
i wish i was getting my arse plugged by another male
>>203366759ugly bloke
up the yanks
grim, bleak, dire
get this vile filth deleted at once janny
>>203366759that lad needs trousers
WOAH! Is that Pisstonardo Scrinildo doing the devil finger to Gregg from MasterChef?
heading to bed. looking forward to seeing this thread hit 300 and not be deleted
>>203366759British
>>203366759Never understood this. Don't mind trannies but this is clearly just an ugly bloke.Do people just wank off to the fact he is a young lad who used to make normal youtube videos and got groomed into being a gay onlyfans tranny?
greg wallace is bald
mental how in some places the sky is just black
Had a 10 piece kfc bargain bucket yesterday. Ate half the chicken and half the chips. Put the remaining two bags of chips in with the bucket of chicken and wrapped it up well and put it in the fridge. I'll have the second half later after reheating it in the oven.You may not expect it, but kfc reheats in the oven very well. It gives it the dual benefits of both deep frying and oven cooking. The oven reheating (about 180c for about fifteen minutes or whatever) gives it a crispier texture than it had in the first place
you say grim and bleak, i say trim and chic
is it yeah
should they just nuke it? get it over with like all of them go to jannahpain in Israel's arse eliminatedpain in Egypt's arse eliminatedcan't really see any other solution out of this desu
Just got called a sniveling odious little miscreant goblin for no apparent reason
Can't wait to make this massive toad in the hole later ladsGot a pack of Aldi's premium Lincolnshires and made up my pudding mix, seasoned with fresh rosemary and currently just in the fridge chillingBig pile of longstem broc and a clump of peas, then tonnes of onion gravy all over it, gonna be ganging
what game should I play lads? just beat the ender dragon in minecraft and am half way throught gta: sa. need some recommendations lads
this thread is giving me the ick
>>203366861Probably. The psychological aspect is probably more attractive than the visual one
>>203366894for me it is leftover kfc fried in air the next day
Wouldn't want to be that lads toilet after he's been eating old chicken that's been reheated multiple times.
got the science fiction on, never really rated brand new but this jazzy approach is good
hitchens is righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoD7cl3Afk4
>>203366861there was some guy who "donated" $20k or something crazy for finn to get breast implants but then f1nn never did, did some alternate thing, and kept the money
>>203366946Actually the last time I did it it did make the bathroom uninhabitable
>>203366759average osrs player
>>203366932got mine memorized, 3e7ff3ff
all troons should be killed
>>203366926>west bank>is east of israel what were they thinking
>>203366981>>203366946once was enough mate x
>>203366958>hitchens is rightyh. God doesn't exist>>203366926mental how it was egypt's and then israel captured it in a war and egypt didnt want it back. same with the west bank>>203366894be careful mate. it's a big leap from a plate to a bucket. but not a big leap from a bucket to a trough...
So is nobody going to make an actual new then?
>>203366996>israel>is actually a fake nation created by obliging british menwhat were they thinking
>24 hours ago Alex Salmond was a russophilic sexual assaulting misogynist >Now he's dead he's a divine philosopher and political thinker mad that you've got to be next level evil in order for people not to shower you with praise upon your death I guess
kentucky fried this chicken?
Foreign Office,November 2nd, 1917.Dear Lord Rothschild,I have much pleasure in conveying to you, on behalf of His Majesty's Government, the following declaration of sympathy with Jewish Zionist aspirations which has been submitted to, and approved by, the Cabinet."His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people
A schizophrenic tried to set fire to the tube carriage I was on last night
>>203366932lol
>>203366759he's taking the whole "crossdressing as a prank" thing a bit too far
imagine being named after a fish
>>203367031people are still saying the former (as they should be)
>>203366996the west bank of the jordan innit mate
having a fucking cow man
>>203367046did you?
North London is south of the Thames
anyone had that cold thats probably covid because it lingers for days after
>191M viewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNdHd1asf9s
>>203367119no
>>203367029yeah top stuff mate >>203367067ah you’re right, makes sense
just called some cunt at the athens acropolis a sniveling odious little miscreant goblin
>>203367054And your main rival literally being called ‘Sturgeon’
>>203367093is being called a weird crush an insult?Hammond was called a weird crush and to my eyes he actually looks alri
>>203367119ktimbeen vaguely ill for about 10 days now
mental that I have to go to bed in 5 hours
>>203367121what fiolm
>>203367093Who the fuck are these people
OHHHHH, THERE HE IS, IT'S THAT LAD FROM THE INTERNET FORUM!
coomer thumbnail thread will get nuked in 5 minutes
opened the gin
caffeine gives me this shits
>>203367180get a clue
cats flirt dear kiki womanand currently the stair rail aimlessly includes needso try crafting again using dinnerware immediately ok(estimate mayan cove music whisper)
>>203367189oh look its the shah of iran
need an easy dinner for tonight (travelling for work on mon), what should i get? frozen pizza or something else?
>>203367177Hotarubi no Mori e (To the Forest of Firefly Lights)
>>203367180heathermongs new mates
>>203367189Oh look it’s George Clooney
Smelly farts wafting from greasy cronem clappers
>>203367192>sir doesn't know
Another day wasting away in my smelly bedroom
>>203367095More of a beef man myself
>>203367218carbonara
>>203367254The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
>>203367254What the fuck else are Sundays for
>>203367227arigato (thank you)
i'm going to hook you up to my device
>>203367207>millwall fanmildly based
>>203367274not enjoying wasting tho am i, you grmem
oh my days
bought some new shaving heads
Electric blanket is here and set up. Had one years ago and got ride of it after winter. Don't know why I ever did.It is absolutely lush as the kids say. Flick it on for half an hour before getting into bed and it's like getting into a toaster after being cold all day. Only costs about 3p an hour too on full power.
When I was a child, I wanted to be an adult. But now that I'm an adult, I wish I were a cat No work, Just meow meow어릴땐 어른이 빨리되고싶었는데.. 막상 어른이되니 그냥 고양이가 되고싶은 마법
>>203367330that's a fucking lie, he was a brave italian
who else planning to drink the sorrow away later?
are cats good petscan you leave them alone at home while at work
>>203367395had 2 days on the trot of that need to recover from the trecovery attempts
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concerns_and_controversies_at_the_2010_Commonwealth_Games
>>203367328skill issue
>>203367397Thing I don't like about cats is they'll jump up on your kitchen counters and whatnot
reckon i should quit smoking the benefits of nicotine can be enjoyed in a pouch now the only issue i can see is i wont be able to go outside at work constantly
>>203367395already starting me
>>2033674113rd days the charm
Hooked away to the vices me needs
URGENTLY need to get a woman pregnant
>>203367417amazing it didn't end after that one
>>203367380a life of a cat outside its owner would be solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
>>203367395I've got three beveraginos and I'm having a nice casserole for Sunday Dinner with nanberg. Sometimes she gets right on my tits so I may partake of a cheap and nasty whisky as well, just to take the edge off and stop myself from bludgeoning her dear old head in with the TV remote.
Washing my arse in the kitchen sink. Faustian
>>203367397keeping a cat indoors is immoralkeeping a cat outdoors is also immoral
why are 13 year old girls taking money off 56 year old blokes for kisses anyway?
>that anon who hates frogposting
>>203367451just put a bell on it to let the birds know
>>203367442Is she with you now? I could walk you through the process
>>203367417mental that this dogshit was on death's door before the scots swooped in and saved 2026need it canned pronto
why does leftypol think we have a duty to look after the environment or other animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osvMXXu4SQU
doing a listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSGyVZUCObI
business idea : put bells on those fellas coming off the boats so people know when they're approaching
>>203367470she's about 4 miles away, I haven't talked to her for about 2 years, and I've never made it to first basePLASE walk me through this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsQ9uVnv428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsQ9uVnv428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsQ9uVnv428
>>203367467they shit and fight everywhere if they weren't cute we'd see them like large rats
thinking about Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian
>>203367397yeah theyre probably the easiest pet to haveas they get older they often start to get lonely more easily and want you to be around moregenerally speaking theyre really nice but if youre really unlucky it could turn out to be a bit of a cunt
>>203367520lmao
UNCs SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
>>203367397Yes, and yes. I let my cat roam the patio when I return home
>>203367520the poo buried and the fights arent nearly as common especially among neutered cats
got the hash browns and sausages cooking in the oven
had to drive through peckham again and saw the usual
>>203367558Don't call me a plonker you fng wnkr
>>203367574pecknaams on you blud
>>203367574is this ai
>>203366759Has he shown his asshole yet?
Insane how incompetent the Internet Archive is that a bunch of Palestinians managed to bring them down for daysand their twitter replies are full of people sucking them off instead of rightly complaining how incompetent they are
got the hash smoking and my sausage in my hands
We should fuck around with Russia as much as possible, as revenge for Russian hackers. They're not going to use nukes. We should hurt them as much as we can
going to take my mum out to the theatre and a dinner
>>203367609>hashit ain't 2004 mate
wonder how many posters here are on the sex offenders registermust be a couple
>>203367608big fan of the IA but they need to step up their game
>>203367644Or else what? You won't do anything you fanny.
>what excites you about the role of being a private poo analyst for bumfuck ltd?the job hunt is just a demoralising experience
Been trying to use Twitter recently, how do I find people to follow?
MI5 lurking…
>>203367680chatgpt
>>203367608What kind of neek shit is this ‘Internet Archive’?You lot need to go outside
going to quit the job just before christmasgo into the new year as a fresh slate
But its all fine isnt it... he'll be deported... right?
>>203367698>t. someone who never went to uni
>>203367702looks like a weed addictmany such cases
>>203367626are the russian hackers in the room with us now
>>203367636It’s pretty common in London
yodel are the worst delivery company by far
Is it weird my mum's upset she doesn't know my friends any more like when I was a kid
>>203367737Yeah that's weird
>>203367626"we" should do no such thing we've already spent vast sums of money helping ukraine to our own detriment and will continue to do so until the stupid war ends in 50 years time and everything goes back to the way it was. also kaliningrad should not exist
>>203367698gee i dunno what could it possibly be
>>203367702bros name sounds like Danny Dyer saying ‘burger sauce’
>>203367640Hoping to have someone to talk to a your next parole meet up?
>>203367720Yeah? I live in London. 20 years ago it was only the old boys smoking it, did it make a comeback?
>>203367737well, you should introduce us
any hole's a goal
ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT :33333
>>203367775Kek
>>203367797vpn off cody
I need to be stimulated for the prose to come out
>>203367726Its obviously hermes. So shit they had to rebrand to evri
>>203366926Kys kike lover
>>203367702I firmly believe that Britain receives the world's worst migrants as in the utter dregs that get turned away everywhere else
heathermong on a mad one about greg wallace
Why's everyone talking about Greg Wallace? Is he dead?
>>203367778dealerberg has it in stock but never bothered to try it out
it's time to say itshoegaze sucks
>>203367858>The court heard Shorsh, who is originally from Rayna in Northern Iraq, was denied asylum in Germany before he was smuggled into the UK on the back of a lorry in 2018.>He racked up 13 criminal convictions between 2018 and early 2024, and in 2020 a bid to have him deported was launched.>Shorsh claimed asylum, which was refused, and he served six separate prison sentences in the UK, but continued to remain illegally in the country.>The court heard that in the weeks before the attack on Mr Potoczek, Shorsh randomly assaulted a woman on a Thameslink train when he struck her hard on the back of her head.You just know some NGO has been "helping him"
>>203367858it's very difficult to argue with this. we must have, legitimately, one of the worst immigration policies in the world.
>>203367917sounds like some zoomer rubbish
>>203367892>everyone
shalln't
zoomer girl pussy sauce
>>203367811Would never tell anyone about how I was abused as a child. Does literally nothing other than make people look at you like some sort of disabled puppy.Taking it to my grave.
>>203367921his muslim brothers helped him
>>203367858Always wonder why it's like this. You'd think some pakistani metalworker would give his left nut to come over here and work hard, learn english and get out of poverty but they come over and deliver food to povvos while living 18 to a room in an HMO living another bare minimum existence
>>203367921I legitimately don't even begin to understand how the system can be so broken>wog comes here illegally>immediately racks up a list of convictions as long as my arm>6 years later he's STILL here>attempts to murder a man>will probably get to stay here indefinitely because we "can't guarantee his safety" (as if that's any of our concern) in which ever shithole failed-state he crawled out ofthe entire thing it just maliciously shitit should take an afternoon of paperwork and a plane ticket to get this vermin out of the country and it should have happened years ago
i don't think anyone here is an actual nonce but some of you may be nonce adjacent
Based
>>203367921And now he's in a British prison for eight years (four more likely) on UK taxpayer dime. And after he gets out?Back out into British society despite not even having the legal right to be here in the first place.It is insane that people with no right of being in the UK can be sent to prison but not sent back to where they fucking came from.
>>203367978>zoomer girl pussythey all stinkpersonal hygiene is in the mud
stop posting twitter screenshots here you utter pleb
mental healths not greatmaybe alcohol will help
>>203368094the key is to drink when you're happy never when you're sad
>>203368111what if you're never happy Kappa
>>203368012 Almost no one with a real purpose in life has to move halfway across the world to find something to do.90% of migration is just the world's shit aimlessly wandering from place to place
>>203368054>man just dies>but what about the tranniesinsane people
>>203368042gingernonce, gyaldemfreak, sean, and spainnonce have all legitimately been outed as paedos
>>203368123then be teetotal spastic did i stutter
>>203368111if everyone followed this rule hardly no one would drink
>>203368054Never really known who this bird is but is she holly's sister?India is such a middle class name too lmao
>>203368156dont want to be teetotal
Clean shaven.Always.
It's official. Women like what they like and they aren't afraid to say sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCwt6zUmJY
>>203368163yes. chad.png>>203368169enjoy your pathetic life then
>>203368170ktim from this evening
>>203368169get on the booze then
>not being teetotalKWAB
>>203368182>AI voiceimmediately stopped
>>203368042Don't find young women attractive in general, I prefer older women. But I find the weird autism people have over ages a bit much.People will wank off to porn of someone who has just turned 18 and love it, but if she was a week younger they would call it sick and disgusting and wish for the death of people that like it.There are 15 year olds that are more mature physically, mentally and emotionally than some 19 year olds but they'll just base it entirely on their date of birth and not them as a person.Typing this out I realise I sound very nonce adjacent.
men are awful
>>203368168It's this lad in women's clothing. His real name is Jonathan kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EpyN_6dqykhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EpyN_6dqykhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EpyN_6dqykdesu being teetotal not cos you have any issues relating to alcohol but because it doesnt meaningfully enhance your experience is LIT
have been emailed twice now for not doing the mandatory diversity and awareness training in toilits only a 5 minute video clip and a quiz but im refusing to acknowledge it, its pure political propaganda
>>203368225least it wasn't jim's apple pie
SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FUCK
chortlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaouy4QT9vE
>>203368230gay face
I would describe myself as a 'drinker'I like a drink in all circumstances that one is acceptableI like a drink with friendsI like a drink aloneI like a drink on the weekendI like a drink on a weeknight after a day at workI like a drink at home with dinnerBut I have never drunk myself beyond comprehension nor have i ever been spotted waddling out of a Paki shop with a bottle of vodka at 11am
Thought the British said innit but when I went to Oxford they said is it not
>>203368018Evil people are in charge of it. There's no point expecting justice from it.
>>203367917There were a few good albums 30 years ago
>>203368225Not to be a dick, and I don't have children, but if my little nieces and nephews ate all of a an apple pie I made for them and left a little bit for me, I'd be dead pleased. As you get older you realise that your happiness comes from keeping the ones you love in life happy, and seeing their smiles and laughter is worth it.
>>203368258we must return
>>203368230ngl fooled me
the drums in these songs are the samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gyF_5GBMj0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-P2qL3qkzk
>>203366759>Being is gay is genetics and you can't be influenced to turn in oneOhnononono
listening to "chocolate rain" by tay zonday
>>203368266Innit is Multicultural London English:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FHhHJCPqFU
I dunno man He found a good doc
New smart combi boiler & google nest thermostat is literally the best thing I've ever bought I think
>there was literally only 10 years between all men over a certain age getting the vote (1918) and all women over a certain age getting the vote (1928)then why do they bleat on about it as if they killed voldermort or summat10 years is barely a struggle, aye?
>>203368280Love it when I buy someone something for christmas and I see they're still using it and enjoying it years later. Some of my family sit there and add up who spent the most on presents and judge each other on that.Some people are just selfish and have no concept of being nice or doing stuff for other people.
>“Well, whether it’s a referendum or not, I think Scotland will be independent in my lifetime.” - Alex Salmond (Dead)
>>203368264>But I have never drunk myself beyond comprehension just dont get how strong your will must be to do thisit is so unbeliveably hard once you're feeling good to not keep drinking
>>203368343deffo passes as a late 50s woman
>>203368349sweaters dressing gowns and blankets are thousands cheaper
Charlize Theron asked if we can kiss and cuddle but I said NODeeply regret my decisions
>>203368370shut up
>run raffles using rafall>£3 per ticket>spend about 3 grand on prizes >raffle rolls at 3500 tickets sold>company takes 25% easy money
>>203368334based gonna go have a listen myself
>>203368280Not meI'd be sure to make it look as sad as possible as I take a picture and complain on social media to strangers
>>203368264ktimnever been steaming completely inappropriately and never go to work hungover but am known to enjoy getting through many pints when it is called for
get me a large beer pronto style
>>203368266>innitlol it's not 1986What is the latest piece of british content you have in finland
never making it to 70 is pathetic
>>203368400Seethe on scotpaddy
>>203368343Was that our Prime Minister?
>>203368400he's deid
>>203368413see >>203368377
Can't wait to retire :)
>>203368377Believe me I get pissed but I've never got myself into such a state someone had to take me home, had leave of my senses, lost personal items or got chucked out of a place etc
clap along if you feel like a room without a roof~
Tried to get a straight lad to kiss him on big brother and kicked off about transphobia when he was refused
Reckon I'll make it to 40. Anything after that I don't really give a shit. Done enough of an innings and if I die I won't be too bothered. Parents should be dead by then maybe too
>>203368461thats bad why would i feel happy about that
And for my dinner I am having chicken and vegetable soup with wheat and rye bread
Oppa gangnam style
>>203368349Which one is it?I've only heard bad things about the Nest
da's occupying the air fryer so i can't use it
>>203368490still the best kpop song after all these years
>>203368480My grandfather killed himself at 33. I am 28 and losing hope maybe I will end up like him
left my phone on the charge for an hour and its actually gone down in batteryfuming
Greatness always prevails.Winners win.Losers play spreadsheets.Follow us and we will teach you the beautiful game.
>>203368424MI5 fucked him with the rape charges, that sort of thing knocks off a decade from your life because of the stress
>>203368382Ah yes I'll just bathe and shower myself in sweaters dressing gowns and blankets mate
>>203368515Based, thank you
>>203368500hate when parentbergs are in the kitchen always have to sneak in grab what i need and take it to my room even if it means preparing the sandwich upstairs
>>203368489Get new material. Your gimmicks are all stale. Nobody even fell for your fake math homework earlier.
>>203368225to be fair if this was the damage after a few hours I'd be fucking fuming too if that's all the cunts left me
on the verge i reckon
i'm havin' a bad bad dayit's about time that i get my way~
>>203368533Yeah also he was a fat cunt and scottish so probably an alcoholic
>>203368460just dont understand how you can never test your limitsbecause as you get drunk your rationality disperses so it becomes even easier to misjudge how much you drink and how you feel
>>203368495Boilers is a Valliant 940 combi with a small storage tank so you don't get awful pressure (two bathrooms in my gaff)The nest thing is just whatever the latest one is The gas engineer told me he was glad I chose the nest as the British Gas Hive one that I was also offered is crap apparently
>>203368536showers heat water via electricity. they dont use your boiler
>>203368280Oh shut up you fucking twat
>>203368515Don't do it mate. I used to be depressed and low everyday until I let seasideMARK into my life. He saved me. He taught me to love life.Everyday we above ground's a great day.
>>203368580Genuine retard
>>203368225If it was the opposite she'd actually be even more upsetShe is just braggingFemale minds are warped all this was is an opportunity to show off
sexual willy poos
>>203368580>everyone has a power shower!
>>203368580Whilst power showers are common here, this is not always the case
>>203368479it's bloody wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ini3dqd8MMI
dont reply to him
Sucking on the teat of great invigorating writers the spainish be
>>203368608how so?>>203368619>>203368622just get one. cheaper than a boiler
>>203368580>>203368382Tou should just be killed, sick of fucking self-assured retards like you
Pollo al horno for lunch lads. With some fresh allioli, corrrr
>>203368576I just get tired the deeper I go desu, I know if I go too far I'll just want to go home to bedDid go through a short phase of fixing myself with gear on nights out but to be honest just far prefer pacing it out, having fun, and then having a good night's rest and not feeling too shit the next day
>grandfather at 33Um
>>203368645t. butthurt because he was wrong
Not one of you cunts was talling about getting steaming on Friday and now you're all on itSick of it
Put your name on
>>203368643power showers are council-house tier mate wouldn't be seen dead rinsing my wonderful middle class behind in one of those
>>203368650Sound lovely mate. Spanish cuisine sounds so cultured and refined company to ours.It's good when you post just after me because the schizos will think Spaino is switching between characters since his employed woman character didn't get much interaction.
>>203368382Not the same, there's a good reason all of those people who grew up with frost on the inside of windows, and working fireplaces, and hot water bottles would never go back to themCentral heating is the standard
>>203368690>>203368650Talking to yourself again Adam?
sick and bloody tired of the demented sociopathic men on the internet
despise when I eat something like an apple and don't feel even a tiny bit more full
>>203368367Exactly. If you're doing something for someone, do it out of a place of love. The moment it feels like an obligation, don't do it at all.
need to get a shower n shave then head to the supermarketcan't be arsed
>>203368643>cheaper than a boilerNot to run it isn't you fucking mong lmao
>>203368662i think people rarely go out with the intention of getting anihilated but you go out with the intentnion of getting drunk and having fun and when "alcohol = feels good, therefore, more alcohol = feels more good" becomes the equation and before you know it you're waking up in bed or somewhere else not remembering how you got there
>>203368715You're talking to yourself you schizo freak. Spaino hasn't posted here since July. He's moved on. His brain isn't plagued by /Brit/ drama and gimmicks 24/7 like your fried little cabbage is.
>>203368703yeah temptation makes them weakdevil's work init
>>203368382bro wants to reenact war time Britain
Football Manager 25 delayed until March 2025. Switching over to the Unity engine has clearly been a disaster. Season will be basically over when it comes out.
>>203368751Fuck off jock retard
>>203368731you only need to run it for like 2 minutes
Just turned off all my central heating to own the libs
>>203368782That applies to all showers
>>203368778how do you know im scottish
I once had a staycation in an old cottage where the only heating was the fireplace in the living room. Never again. Bedrooms were so cold I just slept in the living room.
>>203368776you'll need to just write down some guesses 1-6 and roll a dice on your desk in the mean time to tide you oversame thing really
>boozing more than on special occasionsEnjoy your fatty decimated liver at 40
>>203368650me? having a corned beef sandwich with mustard lettuce and tomato
>>203368789based. you can only be truly cosy when you're surrounded by the possibility of cold. life is all about contrasts
>>203368805Because you're retarded
My showers are at least 30 minutes long not including my haircare regimen
>>203368816Takes a lot of know how to keep someplace like that warm with just a fireplace. The insulation and windows were probably terrible too
>>203368800so why install something for 2 grand when you can get something for a 120 quid>>203368829ad hom
>>203368856>>203368856>>203368856
WHERES THE FUCKING NEW
>>203368826Sounds lovely as well tbf lad x
Is old mate getting confused between a pump unit and an electric instantaneous water heater
>>203368839what a stupid waste of your time and energy. lay in the bath if you're going to insist on that. showers should be 2 to 10 minutes at most