John Cadbury edition
>>203373239Live your myth in Rwandahttps://youtu.be/gbhmOQ7xezs
if you don't remember this then ur a soulless zoomerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5vQLjfU7Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5vQLjfU7Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5vQLjfU7Q
Moving to da big city soon. Gonna get a jewish gf hell yea
Do brown people in the UK become monolingual english speakers over time? Here in Oz we have fourth generation wogs who can't speak anything in English at all.
hello if you have any questions aboutchristanityi will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>203373349You will never meet a brown person in England under age 70 who cannot speak english. Unless they are a recent immigrant.The new Indians and Pakistanis can usually speak English pretty good. But Afghanistan or Syrian will probably struggle.
mad this
not opened my window all day
(8) come into my bedroom (8)
>>203373426bet your room STINKS of your arsehole
finally the new is made so i can post my zingerpoo!
>>203373349What the fuck?
reckon i've got the oldest dad here
sunday roast down the proverbial hatch as it were
>>203373485ktim
>>203373485looks like roy keane
>>203373478bit early for that
>>203373470mine died aged 75 the other year, would have been like 48 when i was born
>>203373426corr same here my room stinks, been farting all day and had a nasty wank where I let my spaff sit on my abdomen for a while before cleaning up
>>203373501yeah i prefer it later but everyone decided to have it early this time. guarantee we're all bumping into each other in the kitchen making our own dinners at 9
>>203373535mad how true arbeit macht frei is but no one can say it any more so we all just have to become lazy slobs instead
Recently come to the sad realisation that it's more efficient and effective to use prostitutes than dating if you want a casual relationship/sex. Have recently spent hundreds of pounds on dates with women that haven't lead to anything. Most recently I was dumped by a lady because she was a 'materialistic woman' - after I paid for everything on dates she requested. Bullet dodged but I still need some fukSadly my moral compass will not allow me to rent whores.
>>203373467what?
>>203373553build a traintrack because this is auschwitz to me
>>203373535
>>203373575only if you're an ugly uncharismatic poor cunt.
help me
eating poo
>Calling a man 'bald' is sexual harassment, High Court rules
>>203373575you sound utterly creinge
why does sometimes when i post it doesn't show up and it's gone forever.
More like insectomorph
>>203373674Based Keir working on the important issues
>>203373612This is me.
>>203373693hopefully they've finally filtered your stupid cans gimmick
>>203373674it is tbf if you're talking about his shorn scrotum
screaming
Do you ever consider, what if like, it was the Ancient Egyptians, or Mayans, or some other extinct religion that was right?And now they're gone, basically everyone for the rest of time is fucked for following the wrong religion?That'd be mental
helpmehelp help helphelpmehelpmehelp
>>203373674>The landmark employment tribunal ruling was made by a panel of three bald men, according to The Telegraph.
>>203373758in a good way?
>dating a 7/10 30 year office worker who gets bored after 3 dates £150>1 hour cumming inside a 22 year old 9/10 prossie £150
Pint o mezcal down the gullet Forgot I have to drive home oops
it looms
>>203373674we need to go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMe2bMqtZQk&
>>203373766wouldn't make sense if the deities didn't have the power to manifest themselves at all in the world
>>203373781Cumming for one hour?Corr wish i could do that
>>203373766I follow islam so I'll be fine
>>203373794I've had 5 days off so I don't mind, feeling refreshed
>>203373785blog on
>>203373781just find one who really likes you and shares your financial outlook
new york city native (LES) gay, non binary n HIV+. a lil politics, sex work, pop culture is what i tweet. Black Trans Lives Matter.
>>203373830refreshed how? with a newly reenergised hatred for toil and toilberg? nonce>>203373860dire
>>203373822zeus still smites people
>>203373794There there toilerUs NEETs feel for you and your pain
In the past couple weeks most major British news & political subreddits have been taken over by the right.I mean ranging from Kemi Badenoch style Tories through Reform UKers, and onto the kind of dimwitted freaks you'd find at a coked up football hooligan Tommy Robinson rally.It's absolutely mental. They somehow seized control and that's that.
Been debating a purchase for several days now. Reckon one or two more videos of brown fellas reviewing it on youtube should make my mind up.
looking at colombian bums
>>203373794
>>203373830cope
What happened to all the cute Arab belly dancer girls and genies and flying carpets once Islam arrived? Did they all just have to pack up and leave?
>>203373616Lmao
Ozempic ending the fat bitch waveThey're all seeing they can get the body back
>>203373674VINDICATED
>>203373945I hope you die the worst death possible and spend every moment until then in unbearable pain, on repeat, for a thousand lifetimes
>>203373955insha'Allah brother white people like me can be Muslim too
My prose strikes harder than a supernova, not a fair trade taking it over what's readily available online
>>203373606Hahahahha
is this true?
>>203374060
>>203373900it happened over the year.
i like my girls bbw
>>203374060no fucking chance am I clicking thatsomeone else do it and report back
Mouse got within 20 pixels of that link and my harddrive started smoking
>>203374022
>>203373904purchase of what
chicken nuggets for dinner waheyy
>>203374060welp, i'm going to prison
>>203374144ereader
>>203374101it's an onlyfans leak to download, I am not downloading it tho.
suicide for dinner waheyy
>>203374182which one?
A Navajo blessing for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4cFt3vjh2Y
hope ozempic gets rolled out hard to all fatties so we save ourselves from any further humiliation from the obesity epidemic
>>203373781some people are more interested in just having sex
>>203374195Kobo libra colour I reckon
>>203374182I'm think of getting a Kobo Libra colour. What about you?
it's strange when you're in a group that is big into partying and you try to slow down on the booze a bit and then you realise just how wankered a few of your friends are/get and you realise you never really noticed this before because you're usually on that level too and you're unsure how to feel about this
my spirit animal is the rat im not sure what I should make of this or do with that information not sure how exactly it's supposed to impact my life
should i cook my sweet potatoes peeled or skin on?
need more gimmics of pierce brosnan looking horrified at what ozempic hath wrought
mad how a bit of dust inside the headphone jack was enough to produce the crackling noises i've heard through my earbuds for weeks that was driving me insane wonder what it is about people that is drawn to look at more complicated solutions before trying the most obvious and simple ones
>>203374231...yh. Kobo Libra colour
>>203374002i know it's so incellisu to say but i just dont get tattoos99% of people with them look awful maybe even 100%
>>203374204the long term side effects of ozempic will be horrificI exercise like 15x a week. It probably sounds too much but I have to to remain healthy. I'd rather do that than take ozempic my whole life and deal with loss of appetite meal understanding regular headaches etc.
Hope ozempic has awful side effects. The only thing going for me is that i'm tall and in good shape. This makes me a 5/10 even though I'm ugly as sin. If there were no fat people my social market value would plummet
unironically love this choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPNR-_Cfn0
some still trying to lose it the hard way
>>203374250skin on. so many of the nutrients and the fibre is in the skin.
Might work on my CV and watch a movie. Thinking of watching the Last Emperor
Will be laughing 5 years from now when we find out ozempic is highly carcinogenic or otherwise has health damaging effects equivalent to doing a bump of asbestos daily
some people want to buildsome people like >>203374303 want to destroy
why the fuck is that shit called zootropolis here
>>203374355we'll all be laughing in 5 years when you still haven't lost your virginity
>>203374309fuck off, this is a SABRINA general
>>203374246got no friends
>>203374309mad how much this bitch hates her troon fans lol
>>203374292>the long term side effects of ozempic will be horrificcan't help but think this every time someone says something about these so called weight loss wonder drugsthink about how many times 'wonder drugs' have been touted in the past as a cure for some issue (thalidomide, opium, SSRIs, min/fin etc etc etc) that later turn out to have horrific side effects in humans that they couldn't have possibly tested for terrible terrible thing and mark my words there'll be a lot of sick, vain people in the future who would, in all likeliness, have been better off remaining a bit chubby than taking those devil pills
Ozempic doesn't just make you thin, it increases your willpower. Loads of people reporting not having addictions anymore and becoming much more productive. Imagine if it's literally a free power up with no downsides. People still arguing about aspartame, that something that's sweet has to be bad for you lol. The religious indoctrination takes some undoing,
>>203374371ngl the rabbit in Zootopia/Zootropolis is pure sex tho, anyone who claims otherwise or calls me a furry is a coping freak
>>203374403>pander to wokies>they hate if you don't support 100% of everything they agree onmany such cases
>>203374431truer facts have never been spoken
>>203374316literally just walk instead of taking the bus. it's that easy. no gym or diet can ever help you as much as impacting your lifestyle to omit luxuries
this afternoon's kino (shan't be watching the football)
Cosy attic inspo
>>203374390well of these people listed there's like 1 i actually see outside a party context so i have like 1 friend lol
>>203374431It's literally a cartoon rabbit you furry freak. If you said Lola bunny in space jam I'd allow it because she is more human like. It's literally just a rabbit. You want to shag a rabbit.Freak.
>>203374454I liked it when the did the typing Aaargh! I'm repoorting!
get the fucking poo screeched
seeing more and more browns by the daygetting the feeling it might be over, lads
>>203374484fuck off nixon
>>203374454Journalists are brave, noble heroes
might get the willard out for another rattleshot my bolt twice today but think it's wanting another go desu
>>203374516you'll grow out of it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728240397680029.webm
california girls, they've gone a massive pooon my face, oh bloody hell lolpoo on mym skin so hot it makes me go wowoahwowowowwoah ohwoaaoaoaoaw oh
doing a MBA at LSE. I will own you lot
>>203374554haha oh no how awful haha
>>203374418Apparently lots of people who are into sports betting reported that it removed their desire to gamble.Ozempic is possibly one of the greatest medicines to have come out in the last century. It's literally the antidote to compulsive behaviour.Troublesome teens could be put on Ozempic to stop them from comitting crimes.Prisoners on parole could be prescribed Ozempic as part of their parole conditions.
rorke's trad gf
I'm in the thick of itEverybody knowsThey know me where it snowsI skied in and they frozeI don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice I'm just cold40 something milly subs or so I been told
>Troublesome teens could be put on Ozempic to stop them from comitting crimes
>>203374554not clear whats happening why even post this
>>203374475lol
caterwauling
>>203374418there will have to be some fucked up downside no way a thing can be so op
ur cat is shittin in me arsrhole and i didnt want cat poo in my bum
From the ringTo the penIn the ringWith my penIm the kingOf the ringWith my penIn the ring
if fat people can get ozempic then us skinny people should get some form of steroids-lite without the downsides
in future there will be ozempic baby memes where they don't have souls or something
>>203374666tough luck we live in a society
>>203374648i reckon when you come off it everything ramps up to a crazy level because your system is used to having the drug so you end up overeating and gambling and raping or whatever
In KOTOR in the Lower City of Taris there is a Sith Trooper who is literally invincible and he automatically kills you if you try to fight him. He is guarding the elevator to the Undercity and if you threaten him he says "You just made a big mistake." and then he kills you before you even have a chance to attack.
Judy Hopps hopping up and down on my cock
>203374728shut up
>>203374623100% serious mate, it's cheaper in the long run
the second the ozempic patent finishes out will come all the shit
mental elf on the shelf
>>203374743
how do you know when you should lock into a real, proper relationship? ive been seeing this girl but shes only like 18. still a virgin, but really good company. don't think i could do better but the life stages are different. honestly dating these days is just awful especially with the older women
>>203374728ye i got stuck there
>>203374782>shes only like 18YOU SICK FUCK
You just know the anorexics are the ones keeping the black market ozempic shit afloat, it's not the fatties doing itQuestion is what happens when those skeletal freaks all eventually kill themselves with it
>>203373417I wonder how much technological progress or innovation has been lost by the fact that Elon Musk spends a sizeable portion of his limited time obsessing over trannies and so on
>>203374792That isn't KOTOR!
>>203374832they look 50
>>203374823yet to hear a logical reason why this is bad
>>203374782how old are you
>>203374832Back from your ban for posting CP so soon?
>>20337486426
>>203374853and they all want me
>>203374832I wonder how anyone can be a nonce these days with schoolgirls looking so grim
>>203374832Not a looker there
>>203374854depends how old you areage gap relationships are a no no
i need my hippopotamus bitches
hope my dad is having a nice holidaynot had a text from him yet today
white people were the real slaves. their job was to pick poo out of black arses
>>203374782what do you mean 'lock in', is your goal to marry the person?when dating i usually ask to go exclusive after 1 month. dunno if that's early but it feels good to me. the 2nd month is prob the most fun part of the relationship. 3rd month is when you get to learn more about the person on a mundane level (i.e. how they operate day to day) and if they're compatible with your actual way of life, not just your sex/dating life
>>203374909>age gap relationships are a no noyeah but what if you just say fuck what society thinks this is a real shot at long lasting happiness
>>203374895cutting it a bit fine but i reckon it's acceptable just aboutregarding whether you should be in an actual relationship with her it's up to you if she's a virgin and nice then that's a W
>>203374909Exgf was 12 years older than me.Wish I married her desu
Also there is another Sith Trooper who is like that on Korriban. He is the one guarding the entrance to the Sith Academy. The same thing happens if you threaten him.
>>203374909Why?
>>203374939Oh no no no no
>>203374925Makes me feel ill
>>203374974women are developmentally challenged
>>203374836true, we could have AI tranny sexbots within 5 years if he put his mind to it
>>203374836It's not like he's the one doing the actual work though
my gf is a year older than me (27) but she looks incredibly young. like i've had some awkward interactions with friends when i introduce her to them and they think im weird dating a freshman at university
>>203374939right this is spookyhe literally just text like 20 seconds after i posted this
>>203374956genuinely a virgin, and super sweet, she's a real diamond and mature for her years. it's a weird one, but a relationship could make navigating the next few years of life pretty difficult
>>203375013women age mentally faster than men they just don't age as much
>>203375027>freshmanfoy
The paedophile is back. Starts posting questionable maybe legal school girl images, then moves on to illegal upskirting of schoolgirls and shit, and then actual CP You can report his posts now but jannies won't do shit until he hits the CP stage of his spamI have contacted the police so we'll see what happens
>>203375034DOXXXXXXED
>>203375050i dont know the term here, i never went to uni. only know freshman from movies
>>203375034that ain't spooky it sounds like he texts you a bunch
>>203375071please invite me for a pint
right, off to the allotment
>>203375034anons dad hiking nude through the forest
My mum texts me twice a year to say happy birthday and merry christmas
>>203375034middle class codswallop
>>203375097alri grandad
>>203375034another reminder of what a shit dad i had compared to most
sucking a covfefe
cody, you know piper is totally a freshman right? not cool bro
>>203375034>hi kidslmao
>>203375114i call my mum every week, sometimes twice a week
>>203375034>still at 48%lol friendless freak
>>203375034what has he made a good start on?you're keeping us in suspense here
>>203375114thats very grim and sad. im glad my mum loves me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAEO4ql3Pwit not great lads
>>203375114my mother texts me morning and good night every single day to point where if it gets to midday and i haven't had a morning text i get worried and text her lolit's a bit annoying but i wouldn't trade it
I'd like to live closer to my parents
>>203375157apple products are designed to last 36 hours without charging
>>203375034the sharma senpai' chat
Cute dates with Texas in a country pub
>>203375177Alri don’t rub it in lad
>>203375182why is old seaside doing clickbait now smdh
>>203375160doxable infoif i knew what walk it was i couldnt help tracking him down
>>203375184are you asian or somethingall the asians i know have obsessive parents
>>203375114You were very mean to her as a teenager
>>203375184Don't suppose your mum is looking to adopt a 31 year old man is she?
>>203375231no just upper middle class english
>>203375090We’re having a virtual pint together right now fren
>>203375060What did you say to the police? Someone on 4chan is posting CP?
>>203374942are relationships strict in your mind? like do you have to do a minimum amount of interaction to still be in one? do you also ask the person first if they want to be in one?
bath bombfunny term initgonna go blow up my bath tub lol
I am looking outside at laughing at all these animal creatures with their inferior brains and how they don't have hands.
>>203375060>and then actual CPthis has literally never happened you hysterical freak
>>203375160anglesey coast path
woke up thinking i was going to shave the beard off but now im not too sure
>>203375060> then moves on to illegal upskirting of schoolgirls and shit, and then actual CPthis has never happened you schizo
>>203375234Quite the opposite
>>203375114For 10 years two cards in the post a year was all the contact I had with mine. Now she comes round once a fortnight and drink while she tells me her gossip
>>203375263Can't divulge that mate, but they have ways of getting IP data from the mods know that x
>>203375307i'll be there soont. murderer
>>203375294
off to bed
have no idea how reddit works. i went on there years ago and there were posts but i couldnt see the image associated with the text and didnt really understand what a subreddit was supposed to be
'kin state
>>203374782>ive been seeing this girl but shes only like 1818? And you 26?And she's a virgin?It won't ever be serious You might as well just enjoy yourself pop her and carry on until it fizzles out
>>203375298>>203375313Either you weren't here yesterday or you're a liar.Either way the police will decide now.
>>203375347your IQ must be extremely low then
>>203375350christ freaks send flying
>>203374713i had to do it i hasn't taken my rape pills
>>203375395well i wasn't actually but you implied it was a common occurrence here, when it simply is not.
>>203375184used to call/get called by my mum every evening when i was at uni. would very occasionally go a few days without a call at most. everyone at uni would comment on how it was sweet i had such a loving relationship with my mum. then she died.
>>203375350bible bros...
always howl at the freaks on here over-investigating some lucky fling a man in his late 20s can have with a HOT and TIGHT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY. They're so obviously jealous, they be like yeah? it wont last you know! you know thats weird right!!
>>203375403literally me but a bit more creepy
>>203375443bizarre post
don't mind most yanks but the zoomer ones that come here always attention seeking rub me the wrong way and it's only the zoomer yanks that come here that do it
>then she died.
>>203375438im sorry bro
Finlandia vs Anglia
>>203375432Well you should know then, that after he finishes spamming school girls and upskirting shots (illegal btw), he moved onto posting pre-pubescent girls in sexually suggestive clothes and poses which the mods to their credit did then delete.I guess he's ban evading given he's here again.
>>203373349the only people that still speak english in london are the blacks
The best planets to live on in KOTOR would be Manaan or Onderon or the Upper City of Taris if they didn't get get blown up. But also Kashyyyk would be very comfy.
>>203375492if he didnt want us to laugh why did he write it in such a comically abrupt way. her death had literally nowt to do with what he was on about
>>203374832>>203374958
got roast beef going in the oven soonwill be having it with sweet potato wedges, broccoli then some quick cheeky gravy made with the roasting juices
any plans for halloween chaps?
just legally had wild hardcore creampie sex with my 16 year old girlfriend in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAnL9BpqLUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAnL9BpqLUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAnL9BpqLUc(8) it's a knife when th jouranlist doesnt misquote (8)
looking forward to big brother tonight
>>203375536The way he wrote it sounded like she was on the phone telling him how much he loves him and then suddenly slipped on a banana peel and died
thoughts on scouring the web for the youngest pengest thing while trying to maintain a rapidly diminishing erection?
>>203375556grow up
>>203375560mad how if she was 15 years, 364 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes old this would be illegal.
hello /brit/ I am in love my 18 year old partner and we are going to get married and be together forever
my gf was born on the 12th October 2008. I came inside her pussy today
Thoughts on black male - white trans girl relationships?
>>203375515You are exaggerating a little. The schoolgirls were sitting on a bench or something it wasn’t really upskirting. That young girl was wearing some leather skirt, not age appropriate but saying it’s CP is a bit strong
>>203375587If I had a girlfriend and friends I'd probably do a grown up fancy dress party for Halloween. Or a gothic dinner party and horror movie night. Maybe both.
Okay so gay freaks are okay but anime and cartoons aren't,
>>203375631had a wank to one of these yesterday self-insert as the trans girl despite being neither trans nor gay myself
guys I just don't know if the relationship I have with this girl that just finished her A levels is serious yet
>>203375536>>203375582it was for emphasis. like, "lovely lovely lovely then BANG pain" and "i'm so broken i can only state abruptly and matter of factly that she died"didn't mean it as a joke
>>203375622bet if we searched your history we'd find google search for "2024-16" because you're a retarded nonce poster
>>203375636Under the definitions of UK law both are illegal photos of underaged girls.
>>203375411>>203375439One saved humanity the other died of aids at 30
the last mass gassing at Auschwitz took place on 30 October 1944
>>203375587Um I think he already did by the looks of that thing
>>203375667stop being a twat
>>203375663>self-insert as the trans girl despite being neither trans nor gay myselferm
>>203375689the next one is scheduled for november when i go on holiday to poland and fart on the tour
>>203375689October is just not a good month for Jews is it
I can have gangbang parties with my 16 year old gf and her friends and it would all be legal. But if I took pictures of the event and posted it here?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS ABUSE AND CHILD PORN NONONONONONONON MODS MODS MODS THATS ABUSE THAT ILLEGAL
me? dont have ANY gf because im SHY
i have just pooed like jaggeri have just pooed like jaggeri have just pooooooooeeeed like jagger
Just saw a 6'8 tranny in Sainsbury'sI mean, come on, really?
fr tho can they arrest for farting at auschwitz
Thoughts on white male - black female couples?
My life partner's feeling a bit down since fresher's week ended
>>203375731You seem a little preoccupied with this
>>203375740
>>203375740Hey those are the truly brave ones
>>203375770Im preoccupied with legal activities correct
trannies are disgusting
Using nitrous oxide or "whippets" induces a feeling of being high by literally starving and killing your brain cellsMental how they're so popular given that
Whatever happened to Nicola Sturgeon
>>203375740big ogre like tranny served me in burger king the other week. was quite nice though as a person so can't complain
gf finished her GSCEs back in July
>reported to the policeImagine wasting police time over perfectly legal pictures :/
>>203375864very popular among ethnic communities for some reason
>>203375870rapes and eats kids but apart from that a lovely person
>>203375803passes fairly well in all honesty
>>203375869corruption over a campaign bus and undeclared money, also turns out Alex Salmond did nothing wrong
>>203375885You seem fuming that you're going to prison soon lmao
Reading Boris Johnson's new book UnleashedShit is like 700 pages at least it has pictures
>>203375907yea, as a munter
>>203375928>>203375928>>203375928
https://nationalpost.com/news/australian-man-loses-bullying-by-breaking-wind-court-case>He would fart behind me and walk away. He would do this five or six times a day
imagine being the poor young apprentice lad at the police station having to weave through these false reports to the police made by some yankified runtoid who doesnt know what age of consent is in his own country
>>203375864The people who use it didn’t have many to begin with
>>>/tv/204464677>>>/tv/204464677
