rorke's wife edish
bedtime me thinksgoodnight lads
>>203390924sweat dreams
on the train lads :3
>>203390808Interesting change of language from "Belgium" to "Belgian"Well, he already got found out by real Belgian posters on this board before. Everyone knows its just a brit or yank on a VPN.
>>203390890Mental how hot rorke is
did someone say TRAIN?!
>>203390954>brit or yankHe's a paki
>>203390946you look exactly how I'd expect you to look you lonely twat
>>203390926Utterly bizarre post at 310
>>203390964ent this the train from harry potter then
>>203390926Might have been her best gay mate
So... this is the real rorke.
You ever been to Jasper, Alabama?
>>203390993nah but this one is (same class)
reckon it's high-time we went to mars
>>203391018you know full well that we haven't
Train comes I don't know its destinationIt's a one-way ticket to a fucked-arse situationTrain comes I don't know its destinationIt's a one-way ticket to a fucked-arse situation
>>203391032what would we do up there?
>>203391032it definitely is*passes you the bong*
>>203391048make another earthfaustian spirit n all that
>>203391048find a good yank post
>>203391020its leaking
>>203391032we should nuke it first to melt the ice caps
might get a medical alert device that senior citizens use when living alonealready have a gun to shoot riff raff if they try to break in, might as well cover all the bases
>>203391072do the different colours feel different
2 out of 3 morning meetings donein the 3rd one now
>>203391070need water for a steam train
>>203391048we should build a holiday inn up theredeport migrants there
>>203391032Why? We'd just cut down all the trees, use up all the natural resources and go extinct there instead.
>>203391087least mentally ill gun nut
>>203391093almost there lad
Breaking - China launches "wilitary drills" on my arse
australia?i barely knew her!
EW seethed so much in the last thread she had to take deep breaths and stay off /brit/ for a while.
Rip Mallardlad
What voice do you read /brit/ posts in? I do Wallace from Wallace Gromit, and
We need to elevate men, brothers. Away from this pussy fag clownworld feminised bitch shit. Pussy shit. Join me in a circle as we discard our loincloths and prepare our thighs for mutual mirin'
>>203391095no you dont
Might move to mars
>>203390946He's me
monkeys are so cool wish we had them in Australia
>>203391127>>203391129>>203391132>>203391133>>203391138>>203391143>>203391148Disturbing amount of Brits posting here at 1 am
>>203391148
beginning an x-files marathonwatch a few episodes here and there but never really got into it from start to endfully prepared to wank myself silly to gillian anderson
>>203391150um
>>203391132Sacked tranny has started to make up he has a bf
>>203391066we already have emmayank
>>203391127WILLITARY DRILLS? On the arses of British Citziens!? This is an act of aggression!
feel guilty having a wank when my cats sleeping in the same room
>>203391132>she
going to feel rough getting into toil tomorrow
>>203391150the faustian physique
>>203391152pretty mental how widespread they areon australia's doorstep but alas not in australia itself
>>203391177Next she'll be saying that she moved to Spain with him or something idk lol
>>203391163just got home from a gig, going to sleep in a minute x
>>203391173It peaks really early. Also, stop watching when they move production to California, you'll thank me later.
>Never had steak as my mum won't let me buy meat with bones in case I choke.>Can't have chicken legs or thighs etc or anything with bones in. Mumberg will go mad. She doesn't like me getting raw chicken either in case I don't cook it properly. We usually get already cooked chicken.
My captcha says OHPLAPJust thought that was quite amusing and wanted to share it with you all
Proto gf has left me on read again fuck sake
>>203391209
>>203391152...racismlad is typing
>>203391209Hooting
>>203391109shut up faggot you sound like a bitch
sacked tranny actually can’t eat food with bones in itfucking screaming what a spastic
>My captcha says OHPLAP
>>203391233He has a thing against bones obviously
>>203391207i'll watch it to the end and make my own opinion
>>203391233>>203391238Screeching
Mental how you can dislike toil when it's literally the only reason you leave your smelly decrepit room and actually go do something with your life
>>203391209Mumberg let me cook chicken recently. Yeah it was boneless but it did say "may contain bones" on the packaging.
don't need to see your fat fucking belly every fucking hour of the day
>>203391246Cheeky cunt I'm going to rearrange your face
>>203391257Have you tried turning the mirror around?
>>203391227ok schizoenjoy fantasizing about people breaking into your house with a literal alarm for seniors and blogging about it to brits who couldnt give less of a shit
>>203391238This is why I don't think I would enjoy psychedelics since I would need to make an omelette or something to put the mushrooms in
why do you lot keep pretending you're laughing at things that aren't remotely funny
>>203391262and when i'm done watching, i'll pose as an early watcher, pretending i was there from the beginning
>>203391150smooth and curvykind of arousing if you think about it
Bizarre how I invented Bradley posting yet people use it against me
mad how most people are just happy to be fat and ugly and let everyone see them
>>203391283why does anyone do anything
Sacked tranny the kinda gal to cut off the crust and feed it to the birds
>>203391292what would you prefer i do kill myself?
>>203391238who would have guessed sacked tranny has a dead dad and a freak mum?
>>203391320lose weight and get a clue maybe
can you get a decent hair transplant in londonhow much is it
>>203391291Bradbait. I won't bite. You won't have my rare bradleys.
>>203391320I don't think anyone really cares to be honest mate
>>203391277the only fantasy i'd indulge would be kicking your faggot teeth down your throat
Have you sought fortune, evasive and shy?Drink to the men who protect you and IDrink, drink, drain your glass, raise your glass highIt's not the side-effects of the cocaineI'm thinking that it must be loveIt's too late - to be gratefulIt's too late - to be late againIt's too late - to be hatefulThe european cannon is here
>>203391320maybe stop being fat and ugly yeah?
Doesn't even taste of passion fruit
>>203391329fly to turkey instead
>>203391245reckon elephants would be good snorklers
>>203391329just shag a prostitute you gimp
>>203391350and you don't even look like a womanfitting
panicking about all the social interactions I had on the weekend at a family party
>>203391018I have actually The weird thing about Jasper, Alabama, is that all of the restaurants put out little dishes filled with salt for customers to spoon over their food
more of a gin drinker myself tbqhwysome cloudy lemon and ice in there tbhq as well
>>203391353that's where you get a budget hair transplant. that's not something you want to skimp on
Test
Spaedo the kinda incel to think hes saving himself loads of time by putting by setting his posts to auto after filling the captcha so he doesnt have to be there when the cooldown finishes.
>>203391371no burogr for cate..
You cannot handle my Bradleys
>>203390890a few years ago there was a series of interviews with anti-immigration types in the guardian, one of them looked like an obese ed stafford and he had a hideous SEA wifesomeone find it for me please
>>203391394he has a 4chan pass to not have to worry about captcha it's why his spam has impunity
>>203391350huge paws
>>203391207Oh just fucking piss off you miserable cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOzW3Qwfd_A
>>203391410nice shoulders lad :)
>>203391410You know what, I'd fuck those tits silly like
I make fun of EW every now and then but fuck she's fit as a fiddle.
>>203391395waiters just havent finished bringing everything out yet
*rings the janny bell*
>>203391415weirdo
>>203391410Is this real? I don't know the lore about this Employed Woman character.
Practising my taekwondo kicks in kitchen
>>203391456shut he fuck up
Is the smelly incel pretending to be a smelly tranny whos pretending to be a smelly woman again????
>>203391456shit the fuck up
>>203391451das wot yt peepo look like in da womb
>shut he fuck up
>>203391410gonna need a timestamp you freak
tilde? more like... uh... hmmmshilled!
>>203391481Flag on cloggy
*presses the janny buzzer*
>>203391484based garloid enjoyer
>>203391484COCKMOGSME
>its getting late, have to go to bed soon
Remember practising my axe kick in the kitchen and I was wearing socks and slipped and fell backwards on my bum
>>203391484why's he got a little pubic hitler 'tache
>>203391484Need a name so i know to avoid this in the future
another wank over jacki shea? don't mind if I do
>>203391484um
>>203391484nebulea has a nice cock and even has vids shagging women but for reason I personally never got into him
I remember back in February when I made this image and I would stay up late most nights posting with you lot and Spaino and Mousey whilst playing Final Fantasy X.
>>203391484looks very red and swollen
watching prometheus
>>203391513at least it wasn't on your cock
>>203391538Revolting freak you are
Listening to the new Linkin Park tunes lads
>>203391529not my cup of tea this
>>203391551Mentally ill bloke in a wig
wanking to peter hitchens
catyank, you in?
Can we get some more saucy pics EW? xx
Do any of you gentlemen enjoy looking at Google Maps? I'm currently cyber-strolling through the streets of Salem, Massachusetts. It's a real treat!
you all need doing ingood night
>>203391561geez I said I wasn't into him
>>203391551You never finished C25k
Just found out the border of Western Australia isn’t actually a straight line.They started drawing it from opposite ends and fucked up where South Australia meets the Northern Territory so if you zoom in you can see it goes in by about a hundred metres.They also fucked up the border where South Australia meets New South Wales and Victoria. They made it 2 miles too small, then New South Wales moved their border but Victoria refused to so now it’s all weird looking.Typical Aussies.
meetings DONEcooking some eggs then it's gymtoil
>>203391592i was just looking at my hometown on maps and good lord it's grim. was thinking of moving back in with my parents for a year or two to save some money, but the thought of going back there is too depressing. there's just nothing there for me.
>>203391605True. But I did start taekwondo and more recently the gym.
>>203391611ok
>>203391566She's a qthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsgVb051_kg
>>203391611you been watching yoochube shorts
>>203391592I do it for third world countries. its interesting to have a stroll around india without the smell
>>203391622Follow for more useless shit nobody cares about>>203391631Yeah can’t sleep. Figured I’d summarise anything interesting I found for you lads
>>203391634Are you a Salemite?
renshuutoil
>>203391616What part of the country?
>>203391614good lad
>>203391592I've spent hundreds, maybe thousands, of hours on street view.
>>203391657No I wish, I live in louisiana
>>203391681and another 10,000 posting UK threads on /int/
>>203391630>comments are all coomers do these lads know they're mere keystrokes away from 2 hour long videos of lesbian asians rimming
>>203391702based and pellypilled
>>203391592yes very comfy
>>203391715A quick google and you can find vids of her fingering her bumhole and being fucked, so it's worth buttering her up on YouTube so she keeps being kinky
Reading a fantasy book
I'm involuntarily celibate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28
>>203391702Have you visited the Old Ursuline Convent in New Orleans?
>>203391767*rapes you*
>>203391767I'm involuntarily, voluntarily celibate
>>203391758what onegood?
my youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Leroy51522/videos
I'm currently reading MH Keen's seminal work 'England in the Later Middle Ages'. You chaps should read it too.
rorke referring to "my family" meaning his mum and dad and siblingsleftypol referring to "my family" meaning his wife, 2 children, and dog
>>203391802It's called the Painted ManSome tatted up slaphead wrestling demons and shitAlso has racist totally-not-Muslims that are secondary antagonists
>>203391846mallard
>>203390890Waste of jbwMaybe she was a virgin when they metIt’s not a tranny right guys?
>>203391846not Keen to do that actually
>>203391839diet mogs me
not my problem. clean it up, rentberg
>>203391822Is that James Cosmo?
>>203391848I use it to refer to the wonderful sitcom from the early-2000s
>>203391350yer a fruit
just had an Australia orange and it was L U S H
could still get 5:15 hours sleep if I go to bed right now won't though
>The Nazi Party's tabloid newspaper Der Stürmer was known for its virulently antisemitic caricatures of Jews and semi-pornography involving Jews raping young Aryan girls.>Senior Nazi officials, including Reichsführer-SS Heinrich Himmler, chairman of the German Labour Front Robert Ley, and proprietor of the Zentral Verlag (Central Press) Max Amann, whose organization comprised 80% of the German press, endorsed the publication>Although Streicher and his paper were increasingly isolated in the Nazi party, Hitler continued to support Streicher, and was an avid reader of Der Stürmer.so basically Hitler and Himmler regularly looked at porn of Aryan girls and Jewish menif they were alive today they'd be wanking to Blacked
learning python
>>203391857560 pages and part 1 of a series?too long for megood reviews
>>203391903sorry i just dont have a family of my own and im very upset about it, especially since its holiday season in Canada right now
>>203391972funny because my balls are now unladen and yer mam swallows
absolutely insane that italian-americans pushed columbus to relevancy for decades to have a claim to america only for him to be a spanish jew who’s next wogbros?
>>203391773No I avoid new orleans like the plague. Its a real shithole.
>>203390890Rorke looks like THAT?!?!?
>>203391989Five booksThen there's a time skip and a new series with all their kids n that, so currently seven books in total.
My current bench press 1RM is 75kg. Almost dropped the thing on me but managed to just about complete the rep.Very close to my all time PR of 80kg
>>203392041ok
Never want to leave the confines of my smelly bedroom ever again
>>203392022What do you like about Louisiana? It's not a state we ever hear about. I imagine it's like Jeepers Creepers, only in the bayous rather than the Everglades
little fake badger fella
>>203392013making fun of italians, very brave (and clever)
>>203390890honestly sucks i have to wait a while before i can do trade school but i will have money for the london trip
>>203392013mental how some sephardic jew just came out with a study on the eve of Columbus day saying that Columbus was a sephardic jew just like him.it's mental how all-encompassing the demoralisation attempts are
>>203391946get some sleep. ill be hoping for at least 8 hours. 10 if i can get it.
Nazi-Theechland, or the Third Theech Rich or Greater Theech Rich (Theedish: Deutsches Reich) in full, was the Theech rich between 1933 and 1945, under the leadership of the TFTWG (Theedish Fellowliefly Theech Workers' Gathering). Led by the Farer Adolf Hitler (Greater Anglish: Ethelwolf Heedler) from Eastrich and his followers , the Third Rich wough with riches from all over the world from 1939 until 1945.Its wold oversaw the tintrey and killing of thousand-thousands upon thousand-thousands of folks. Other than killings in wye, many died and were killed in deathcamps.
>>203392060I love it. The food is really nice and so are the people they have a great sense of humour. It's college football season right now so every saturday we go to the university and drink and go wild. The weather is great its sunny nearly everyday but the summers are rough, it was 40c with the humidity. There are a lot of swamps around and wildlife too.
>>203392105I support your transition
AHHHHHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
used to he a lance corporal in the army, pretty weird considering my job was mostly in the kitchens preparing meals
>>203392122true, i feel for our chudsisters who used columbus to larp, this must have been one hell of a humiliation ritual for them
>>203392105What trade are you going to do? I'm a plumber myself
>>203391773>>203391657there is no reason to live anywhere except New England.
mad how new england was literally just anglo lebensraum
>>203392160More like mince corporal
>>203392122Why would a Jew want to be associated with Columbus? The current narrative is that he was an evil coloniser, and considering how bad Jews image is at the moment I doubt they’d want to make it any worse
>>203392207Jews thrive on hate. The more people hate them, the better they feel.This also gives them a chance to try and destroy somebody seen as a hero by their enemy (Catholic Italians). Their first attempt was saying he was an evil coloniser, but that failed. So now it's this.
wank on the cardsodds i wankevens i sleep and wait for the morning
>>203392175hvac
wanted to apply for officer training in the army but the idea of being called "leftenant" was so weird and offputting to me, why can't we pronounce it normally lile the yanks do?
Can we go one thread without schizos rambling on about DA JOOOZ
>>203390890rorkes a handsome lad
the jews made me wank to gay porn just now
>>203391860they've together since 1999
theres no excuse to be a neet in the modern age
>>203392141>40c with the humidityHave you ever shot an alligator for dinner?
hope when i die i'm reincarnated as someone physically stronger and with an entirely different personality
>>203392257>leftenantthis is a real thing? i thought it was only done in old timey 1700s era movies
>>203392291I'm rebelling against the system
any browncel wogcel shortcel haircel incel men in?
>>203392291i am starting trade school in august i will be 22 so i failed at life because i don't have a career yet
Every yank ITT
>>203392292Not a big fan of alligator, its weirdly chewy its offputting. Id happily shoot one though. One of my friends is a cajun from down where they film swamp people. Hes been asking me to go alligator hunting with him.
>>203392305yeah it's extremely jarring to hear when you've grown up watching yank war moviesalso, female superiors in the military are called "ma'am" but it's pronounced like "mum"
got the esoteric reference on
>>203392337>grizzled war veteran captain calls the general his "mum"oh my days
fingering my eyeball until it cums tears
>>203392177>>203392198It's interesting reading the first colonists' accounts of the New World, and their sons' accounts of how they had tamed the land and made a wilderness of forests, bears, wolves and Indians into a civilised New England of towns and agriculture and Christianity.I like finding places in England that're connected to Pilgrims, or notable Americans (and Canucks and Kiwis and Aussies).>In autumn 1607 a group of Puritans led by William Brewster, now known to as the Pilgrim Fathers, were brought before the magistrates in the guildhall, accused of seeking to travel to Holland without the King's permission (which was required). They were discharged by the magistrates and lived in Boston for several months before reaching Holland the following year by another route; they later sailed from Plymouth in the Mayflower for the New World in 1620, settling in what became the Massachusetts Bay Colony
poo smells
In bed farting
tried to be a white t-shirt guy for a while but you could always see the colour of my nipples through the shirt and it made me feel indecent, could never find a shirt thick enough to conceal it, so i accepted my lot in life as a black t-shirt guy and honestly it suits me morewhat colour t-shirts do you prefer lads? (and if you tell me you only wear button-downs because you're some stupid young conservative in a rush to middle age then fuck off)
>>203391611>typical aussies yeah not a fan of that tone mate pack it in
currently wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneath
LETS DO OUR WILLIAM TELL ROUTINE>LETS DO IT NOW
>>203392397black t-shirts are good for almost any outfit and many occasionsgood lad, good post
is it bad i won’t have a career until after i am 25? because it takes atleast 4 years to get into good income with trade school
>>203392351don't think we have many female generals, but a more common example would be like a sergeant calling a female lieutenant (who in many cases might actually be younger than him) "mum", makes my skin crawl
>>203392397>>203392421t shirt cunts fucking LOVE their t shirts
>>203392423Some apprentices make good money
>>203392371that's pretty interesting. ive never really looked into puritan history but theres obviously a lot there
>>203392434nothing wrong with a black t-shirt mate the shagger’s everyday wear as it were
>don't think we have many female generals
fart and poofunny
>>203392397this posts absolutely oozes insecure incel rage
>>203392421what kind do you wear? i usually get the black bonds ones because they have the uncanny ability to make your body look fitter than it is, though they don't last very longlately i've taken to the allgood ones you get from big w, they have a pocket on the chest which is convenient for holding your bus pass or whatever
it's 2am and i'm doing shit for toil, have to wake up for 7:30wish i was a coal miner
>>203392435everyone who is 21 is basically almost out of college and about to get a career. i will start my career after 6 months if i am lucky
>>203392485I became an apprentice at 21 and now im happy and making decent money
>>203392429They're calling then "ma'am" you silly mong.
>>203392429imagine you're married to a 35 year old Staff Sergeant and you hear him call his 24 year old lieutenant "mum"major ick
>>203392439I'd imagine there are millions of people in England descended from Puritan colonists in America, because by some estimates a third of those who left for the New World during the 'Great Migration' returned after the establishment of the Commonwealth.Pic related is William Bradford's childhood home in the West Riding of Yorkshire.>He was a signatory to the Mayflower Compact and went on to serve as Governor of the Plymouth Colony intermittently for about 30 years between 1621 and 1657. He served as a commissioner of the United Colonies of New England on multiple occasions and served twice as president.[4] His journal Of Plymouth Plantation covered the years from 1620 to 1646 in Plymouth
almsot ran a red n front of a camera there. Emergency brake has seemingly done my car in a bit. Was a lil shaky afterwards
>>203392494i am in a shitty position because i have to wait until august to get into trade school or pay 6000 dollars for the course
>>203392532are you posting while driving you mong?
>>203392532you should be taken out back and shot
>>203392508yes but in a weird way that sounds like "mum"
Sometimes have nightmares that I'm back in Shropshire.
a dark day
white wifebeater for me
>>203392543fuck off george milton
>>203392540no im home now>>203392543no because i stopped before I passed the light so im a good citizen :)
ah yes it's the whiny yank zoomers who think life ends at 25 hours
my life has only gotten better since 25
>>203392562alri richie
life obviously doesn't end at 25 hours
reading about saddamreckon we need a british saddam
>>203392557mental how shropshire literally inspired both the shire and mordor what a place
My life almost did end at 25 but I bottled it
hitler thought military officers were all tarqs and glory boy twats and enlisted men were the only real soldiers
watching the Doom movie because its halloween season
just had a wank to EW's vocaroos
>>203392525That's pretty cool. my most recent English family came over in the early 1900s from the Sunderland area. I have some other English family who came over before the 1800s but I haven't gone that far into it
>>203392596Yeah fully understand that aye
>>203392585could probably find someone who looks like him off the street
life ends at 25 hours if lucy letby is your midwife
>>203392607sleepy hollow is the best halloween movie
anyone in leeds want to rim me?
>>203392607For me, it's The Old Dark House.
>>203392633Smirking
>>203392633tsss
Bet someone in here has attempted to pay EW to do JOI. And you disgust me. You know who you are.
britain yearns for anglo-ba'athismbritain yearns for a chemical attack on birmingham
been playing the sims 3really hate that "into the future" mod but it's a cracked version of the game and i'm not sure how to take it out
>>203392607rosamund pike is so sexy in that movie
>>203392607>halloween seasonHalloween is one day you freakish yankified walking hallmark card
>>203389239>>203389239>>203389239
>>203392672at least nobody has tried to shag him up the batty like that freak from britfeel did to amer hussain
The only ba'ath you need is a hot one with soap and water
>>203392702bizarre post on a coupe levels
>coupe levels
>>203392679you sat there playing sims 3 with a shitty mod and not enjoying it, for how long mate?
>>203392702well right now it's Thanksgiving season then after that it switches to Halloween season, which I think works out really well since it divides the prime Autumn month into cozy season then spooky season.
>on a coupe levels
>>203392679why are you playing a cracked version of a game that's free to play anyway?
Mad how good carmenlized onions are when they are slightly burntMad how good sausages are also when they have slightly burnt gristle on themThe trip to flavortown is unreal
>>203391822toastie shredded wheat
>>203392397rare that i wear a plain t shirt. usually have one with an interesting design
>>203391881what is your diet?
got shagged in the arse by a cock
The only ba'ath you need is an Arab nationalist ideology which promotes the creation and development of a unified Arab state through the leadership of a vanguard party over a socialist revolutionary government.
>>203392830Macaroni pies washed down with Dr Pepper
>>203392832wish that was me, the one doing the shagging not the one getting shagged
>>203392834mental how all of these attempts at socialism or communism are end up as just bog standard fascist dictatorships
>>203392841Interesting
NEW>>203392879>>203392879>>203392879
the only ba'ath you need is bath, somerset, one of the great spa towns of europe
