Goth gf edition
Not fond of everyone ganging up on Finlad last thread
posted from my 9gag
>>203400905Careful or itll be you next
>>203400865Any pussy before the mid-1950s would have absolutely STUNK. Think about that next time you lust after historical women. Joan of Arc's minge could be smelt from miles away with a good enough wind.
>two black sticks fight a white stick>Ginny lost her virginity to a BBC
This is what royals count as “work”
would shag an elf if they were real
>>203400911I'd like to see you tr->911E-easy there mate
Mad how the entire Eurasian steppe has been nothing but suffering for the last ~1000 years
>Go to hopsital orthodontist in January >They say see other department, referral in april>Still not been seen>Ring them up>Oh you wont be seen this year theres still people from 2023 who havent been seenI cannot believe this would happen in any other civilised country
>>203400914They had better diets. It's a mass of processed sugar that make them stink current year
>>203400935gyatt
>>203400922
>>203400914corr just got a lob on
>>203400912guess she didn't care much for those schoolchildren then
>>203400935Cor he's got a nice bum
>>203400931Nah, Kazakhstan is having the best time it has ever had
360'd on tattoosthought they were hideousthen thought why am i judging people who cares reallybut nah for real they are awful everytime, it is a serious turn off on someone aesthetically everytime
Gimps who cry when you tell them ukranian refuguees fly back to ukraine to see a dentinst then come back here
>>203400941did people in the UK actually stand outside clapping for the nhs during covid?very retarded if true
>>203400964I doubt many teachers do.
rorke using the reverb filter on every single preset
>>203400912The perks of being famous
I wanna know what poo isI want you to show me
>>203400914what makes you say that?
Glap for nurse
need a roz gf
>>203400984Feels like a weird fever dream that people actually did this
Pouring sugar down a fanny with a funnel, fermenting a nice brew
>>203401020Me on the right
>>203400941Just bite the bullet and go private at that point
>>203401026base base base base base knowledge
>>203401020I heard that old fella has a book out called the old man who wanks
>>203401035Ah yes, the ole Yeast Infection IPA
>>203401020not for me these kinds of lasses. They may be for you, but they're not for me
>man gets younger wife / mistress>suddenly starts getting in shapemad how often this happens
would quite like to spaff inside a black woman
>>203401065They’re for you
>>203401048Lad needs orthodontic surgery as it is, don't think chewing on a bullet would help
*tries to fit into a cube, but my belly gets stuck*Ahh, dam hahaOh well, you knowJust trying to get into shape
>>203401051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk
>>203400979its like pulling teeth with them
Gimps who cry and moan but they're really enjoying the abuseFreaky bastards
>>203401031I know this might come across as quite chuddy - but it was actually terrifying to see how meekly everyone knelt to the government, how quick everyone was to rat on their fellow men, and how easily manipulated people were by the msm.
>>203400984Yes it was realIt was all real
here we are then
Gay if you wouldn’t
>>203401087*drags you off stage with a hook as the audience throws tomatoes at you*
>>203401097Reminded me of history lessons when thry said how kids would tell on their parents for sweets in Nazi Germany
>>203401120Snort
>>203401102red - currently capable of orbital launchorange - part of international organisation that is capable of orbital launchgreen - orbital launch project in progressblue - launch project abandoned
eating eggs for breakfast is one of the healthiest things a human can do
>>203401097Was bants how leftypol spent months shrieking at everyone to stay inside and applauding police going around cracking people's skulls for daring to go outside before getting clobbered himself at one of those vigils for that woman who got done in by the copper
>>203401143I'm about to launch your jaw into orbit you little nerd
Got a bar of that diary milk with crunchy bits in and oh my DAYS it's bussin
>>203401147Blogposting is one of the most boring things a human can do. Boring cunt.
Fed up of this stupid fucking weather it’s going to be 17 c on Wednesday. I need some fucking consistency!!!!
slept for 10 hours for fuck sake
>>203401173Like you're doing now pal
>>203401161yeah, but it's still in progress so you can't yet
*turns thread onto its side**flies into a wall*
i predicted all of this you know, all of it!
>>203401097I knew this one tranny at Uni who would brag in the WhatsApp group about ratting on flat parties in his accommodation and phoning the police on a gathering in one of the Unis parks. He got a few people expelled in the end and was legitimately really pleased with himself for doing it.
Mad how, say a year into a job after integrating into things, you could draw a workmate aside and say some horrible shit to them. And nobody would believe them.
>>2034011904chan would absolutely slag this off if it was an English football stadium But because it's Eastern Evropean it's le bvsed kino sovl
>>203401179Feel like sleeping that long is either very good for you or very bad for you
>>203401173didnt need to sign your post
>>203401150Not to mention the george floyd stuff
>>203401197They probably said nice one fella when he held to door open.
>>203401190Cum and onions on a slice of wonderbread?
>>203401150It was absolutely fine for blm protests though
>>203401190Looks like Elton John farted on bread
>>203401207are you saying eastern european nations should be held to the same standard as england?
>>203401197You can’t get expelled from uni it’s not school nice larp tho
>>203401190This has to be fake no one could every cut such uneven slices of onion
let's see if any of my posts from yesterday got the gay boy janitorial staff upset
>>203400914roaring
>>203401227yes they're mostly as rich as us now
Ah yes man made horrors just within my comprehension
>>203401228>You can’t get expelled from uni
>>203401228Poley was expelled from uni in his final year of an accountancy degree.
>>203401227Food, yes. Why not? They have access to the same ingredients and spices.
>>203400914Women don't actually wash their fannies mate
>>203401207lel this is true
>>203401239cgi lookin ass pictures
>>203401218>>203401212This virus was totally neutralised as a threat when there's injustice 10,000 miles away to protest aboutThat's basic Y8 biology, lads
>>203401239seems trustworthy
>>203401228my mate did because he damaged accommodation all term then went home and left window open. came back and pidgeons had made a giant hive in the room and in the drawers and shelves were nests. that was it for him.
>>203400914fannies are self cleaning you fannie
Started lifting weightsNow the ladies will come to papa heheheheh
>>203401190In what dire straits must you be in to even eat this. Not even as a snack
>>203401283corr spaff
>>203401241You’re literally paying to be there dickhead think about it
>>203400912SHE WAS ONLY 27 YOU SICK FUCK
>>203401264Ah yes the CGI render farms of Palestine
>>203401283how come she livin in a pod tho
Just been added to a meeting called "Neurodiversity Support Group"how did they know?
its fucking over
>>203401239Hezbollah shouldn't have sent rockets to Haifa then should they
>>203401307cgi is exclusive to palestine?
>>203401283whoa is that bum?asian girl bum?cooooorrrrrrr
>>203401316Brutal
>>203401293She's doing it for the new Koreans
>>203401297Yeah and you pay to go to a club don't you but if you get your cock out and start windmilling your piss around the dancefloor you're getting chucked
>>203401297Business idea: we post back-and-forth a dozen times about something you know isn't true just so you can get your (you) dopamine hit
a spot of monday mini golf after a full shift then off to work again on tuesday morningthat's what normal people do
>>203401316she had no body to write home about so just add it to the pile of failures
to think i could be a successful youtuber
>>203401307as if there aren't hundreds of leftypol types who don't run constant propaganda for their pet muslims
>>203401316happens mate. On to the next one x
>>203401339Mini golf? What am I, a baby?I'm a MAN, I play GOLF
>>203401316Post the full screenshot
>>203401348Ah yes the Jews support Palestinians now
>>203401370I'm guessing that's the entire conversation my mate
Lads do you care about the price of Freddos? Always seems a hot topic ans people go mad when they find out the cost. I just do not care. non-issue designed to be easy small talk. I feel the same about when people ask how you pronounces scone.
>>203401239Comically evil people
>>203401387Telling people to kill themselves should be bannable, just over the line
Just had an M&S Banana and 2x M&S Easy Peelers
>>203401396its a meme you autistic mong
>>203401404Moralfag
>>203401310Looks like shes living in the back of a phone repair shop
>>203401404Careful pal
>>203401383You’d be guessing wrong
>>203401376a bit stupid aren't you?
>>203401426Careful or else what
chewing bits of dead skin off the inside of my mouth then spitting them on my computer screen
>>203401427Well it was certainly the end of it heheheheh
>>203401442I'll tell you to kill yourself
get this right, a cadbury's freddo now costs... £100it's the bloody woke madness
>>203401430KILLING IN THE NAME OF
I'm such a worthless, broken, little man
too much mustard on my sandwich and now my mouth burns
>>203401456Well that wouldn't be very nice of you now would it? Think on yourself
>>203401466Kino
>>203401466Corr prawn cocktail flavoured are they
>>203401466tasty snack
>>203401466Brits be like cor a handful of crunchy torts
>>203401474sounds dreadful
>>203401474
>>203401466sad to think this is what tortellini pasta is made of
A pack of Fisherman's Friend all crushed up and sprinkled on buttered toast
shall be visiting winchester and windsor with the gf soon
>>203401474white people moment
>>203401466Pod of rorkelets
weird because i just got a promotion and things are looking up, but if I woke up tomorrow and found out i had cancer I would be over the fucking moon
>>203401474Are you just playing in to the meme or do Brits actually think mustard is spicy?
>>203401523wonder why this is necessary for their careyou'd think wild tortoises aren't getting toothbrushed
>>203401506mm shiny bum
>>203401545english mustard is spicy
>four "i"s in one sentenceWoman Detected... Rape Loading: [|||||||||||||---]
>>203401545English mustard is hot, yes
>>203401545you probably eat dog shit american mustard
>>203401506Reminds me of moo deng
>>203401569Kek
>>203401197Well, they were spreading a virus around
>>203401547In the wild most die and they don't have rivers in his hous3
>>203401547Theyre crawling on sand and stuff and having salt water baths in the wild
>>203401561you wouldn't download a rape
love being self employed can literally work from my laptop anywhere. I pity those who have to answer to a boss
>>203401653hello little creature whats your name
Beyblade, Let it rip!
>>203401568O B S E S S E D
>>203401653is that gopher riding a skateboard?!
>>203401696Kek
>>203401653symbiote rorke
i'm a prostitutionalised man now
What is this cunt?Guinea pig?
>symbiote rorke
>>203401747its obviously a guinea pig you imbecile
Nuke Tel Aviv
>>203401747dinner...
its a blanket on the settee kind of afternoon.
>>203401747clearly a parrot
>>203401678rorke e. pops
timbuktu has fallenhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Timbuktu_(2012)
>>203401747You're a very stupid man
just put the heating on
bradley walsh selfsuck ASMR
>>203401796Good lad, no point fucking around with blankets and jumper and thick socksGet the water boiled I say
>>203401466delicious
can't wait until the entire world is a seething brown mass
arse crapping a shit from my arse
>>203401747Mini capybara innit
>heating onmugs. It's due to be a balmy 12C outside by 15:00.
nostradamus predicted my poo
>>203401754Could have been a hamster or gerbilcan't really tell them apart me
>>203401852well thats because you're an imbecile
generally very pro public transport but really not too fond of how effective it is at carting trainloads of violent methhead criminals to my otherwise peaceful neighbourhood who wouldn't've been able to get here otherwise, much to think about
can't wait until i live in a pod and all my food is liquified and coming through a pneumatic tube i have to wrap my lips around
Might buy some thermal underwear and thermal socks and a thermal vest or two
Britain is racist
White lad and his stick
can't decide which spice girl i want to impregnate
>>203401864Alri Nassim Nicholas Taleb
>>203401867love wrapping your lips around tubes don't you
>>203401895Ginger for me
stop posting cute animalslandlord doesn't allowed pets I don't need this temptation
>>203401926Ffs almost too bloody peng that
>>203401917yeah. was one of them "nigger spice" or am i misremembering that
>>203401869I looked into getting one of those underarmour 'ColdGear' tops to wear during the winter but decided in the end they were too expensive. £50 for a long sleeve top, can't afford that as a neet
>>203401918got the gordon ramsay forehead
>>203401809ive got a jumper and dressing gown on too
>>203401895Black girls ride you the best
>>203401926have to wank now ffs
Um
>>203401941She was Scary Spice, for obvious reasons
>>203401918ballsack lookinass nigga
Is there any celebrity you'd cross the road to speak to? Dont really get celebrity worship.
>>203401918my ballsack if cat
Was meant to be sorting my life out today but it's already nearly dinner time, probably just do it tomorrow now
>>203401983Shut up you mong
>>203401918same but i just reeaaally like looking at pictures and videos of animals
>>203401983no but id cross the road to thank a single mother for her sacrifices
>>203401992it'll keep
>>203401998>>203402004T. Subscribes to OK magazine
shagging a plate of spaghetti and getting the sauce all over my sheets
>>203402018mad how I know this was painted by the guy who did the LSD series of cats because the cat looks the exact same
We should bring these back I reckon
>>203402047thats how italians are created
gary barlow
>>203402091Shut up you mong
I am the alpha male of /brit/.
Caught myself doing that old person thing of going grocery shopping for stuff you don't really need Got like 5kg of pasta in the house
i am the gay man of 4chan
Been struggling a lot lately lads
>>203402149just no need for that. edgy attention seeking virge
>>203402149DO NOT WATCH ANIMAL CRUELTY
Don't think I shall be clicking that
>>203402149
>>203402165>Been struggling a lot lately ladsPokemon with no moves left
>prince of wales>not from wales>doesn't live in wales>nothing to do with walescurious
>>203402149Weird
>sleeping>Dreams turns into some really interesting concept>Alarm goes off and wakes me up before I get to explore the conceptFuck. I was really looking forward to that.
yes youre righthe drew a lot of catsi dont know that he actually took LSD
>>203402207Mmm yes I'm sure it was very interesting
>>203402149what the dog doing
You're a wizard Harry
>>203402241righto
>>203401316mini golf is shite
>>203402207
>>203402241…
Got a whole collection of these bad boys waiting to be unleashed
>>203402241When her African drug dealer bf kills her dad
What set off the Aussies today? Is it just 190 seething on his VPN?
finna gets me some jerk chicken x
>>203402251haha based
>>203402149It’s a dog eat dog world
vaginas look ugly
Kim Director...now that's a woman
>>203402204They killed the last Welsh prince of wales. Since then they made sure the prince of wales title will always be given to the English son of whoever is on the throne
>>203400865
>>203402241Cant deny a gf like this would be fun
ded
whatever you do, DO NOT think of what your mums vagina would look like
>>203402279LOL this but literally
can feel a poo knocking on my arse door
>>203402318I’ve already seen pics of it mate
accidentally put my spoon in the bin and the yoghurt pot in the sink
>>203402352You damn cool!
>>203402352most coordinated brit poster
>>203402241pissing all over the car is something a nervous or scared animal would dowomen are fucking retards
>>203402376>pissing
>king of england>doesn't speak english>doesn't live in england>nothing to do with englandcurious
>>203402241Fuck sake missed it
>>203402392Just a silly yt girl
katy chatting with the cronem in the office timmy eavesdropping and raging
>>203402389>>nothing to do with englandLed Englishmen in the crusades
Turtle I saw on holiday
The doctor chatting to the nurse about increasing his dose 190 eavesdropping and seething
>>203402421crusades have nothing to do with england, the "holy land" is a shit hole and christianity is a foreign jewish lierichard said he wished he could've sold london to fund his retarded war
Think I might finally be getting bored of 4chan
>>203402444wahey look at him go
Shark I saw on holiday
>>203402461I'm black
>>203402457>crusades have nothing to do with englandExcept they did, because England was part of ChristendomAny other retarded yank opinions?
>>203402444nice did he come and hang out with you like you see cartoon dolphins doing
>>203402471More proof. There was 2
if it's hip, it's here
>>203402505What sort of sharks are they
>>203402489No actually he just swam about for a bit
>>203402509fucking kys spainpaedo
>>203402461You’ll never leave
>>203402509190!
where are the AI companions?where is my AI gf?
>>203402518Lemon shark is what I was told
>>203402389He founded the original university of Northampton, the third British uni, but it got destroyed during the Second Barons' War. Oxford demanded its destruction because they felt threatened by its rise and were losing students and faculty to Northampton.Northampton was unironically banned from having a University from 1265 until 2005 lmao
>>203402487these aren't yank opinions, the christians in america are just as retarded as you, i'm sure they consider the crusades to be le based deus vult muh greatest ally chosenrichard the 1st of england spent most of his reign outside of england fighting a worthless crusade that did not benefit his country in any sense and christianity is slave morality invented by brown thirdies
>>203402543Cucking you with a black guy
>>203402550Mental how Northampton could have been somewhere people knew something about if it hadn't been for a bit of academic jealousy
>>203402531not nice of you is it
>>203402568The man who founded your religion deliberately infected himself with an STD so he could get high
>>203402568>muh greatest ally chosenWhat on earth are you talking about
>>203402610>>203402610>>203402610
