Man's Best Friend edition
For me, it's Miki Berenyihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iedz_x6Hlhw
>>203410993likewise lad
Based and Landseerpilled
>>203410948>>203412766This is a much better thread, so of course 4chan would reject it because this website is full of imbeciles
>>203410948that's a dog
>>203413014The phrase "man's best friend" is used to refer to dogs
>>203413123it's 'penis' here
Husband wins the lottery goes home to his wife, says 'Pack your bags I've won the lottery' Then the Chinamanwoman says 'I'm not cooking at this time of night'
genuinely despise this 'link to the previous thread as the new' gimmickit's not even funny, it's just fucking tedious
190 is lurking
>>203413505Was this a true story.
A woman sent a picture of cows in a field to her mother moments before she was trampled to death, an inquest has heard.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1l4ylpd256o
>>203413477mental women can just find a rich bloke to live with and quit their jobs
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>>203413506Are you upset mate? Are you gonna have a little cry?
Love pretending old game FAQs are like ancient knowledge even though theyre barely even from the 2000s
grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRwwTrn-FNw&list=WL
>>203413562What a tragic life you lead.
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got the RGM-89S Stark Jegan and RGM-96X Jesta ordered
>>203413577You probably spend all day here so i doubt its as tragic as yours
>>203413562Why? You could be reading actual ancient knowledge instead
reckon I would have killed myself already if it was easy to obtain a gun in this country and just came across someone else's, would only take seconds to pick it up and use it, probably better that it's not
>>203413569he seems like a bigger twat for trying to guilt him into donating with the 'it's only people with cancer' larkfuck off
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amazon still haven't delievered my parcel the fucking rotters
gut feels bad. gonna do a diarrhea soon, i can tell.
>>203413571bad times don't last, but bad guys do
poo
>>203413628do it in bed for a laugh
workin down tech mines like me aul fella and his ol fella afore him
>>203413600love short haired girls with big breasts
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>203413624incels like you can wait an extra day not like you're busy and you're far too cowardly to complain directly to them
software developer is a gay porn profession
my life is falling apart like a chinese motorcycle
here she is
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
wtf I HAVE AN SD CARD IN MY WII??
clement attlee's grandson is a conservative lordwonder what the old man would think of thatmeanwhile albert speer's daughter grew up at berchtesgaden calling hitler "uncle adolf" then went on to be a crypto-communist zionist greeniemad world
bins go out tonight
>>203413653can I have the long haired girls with big breasts you don't use?
any elliterate man in
>>203413718what if they decide to cut their hair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQP7JX9CzD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQP7JX9CzD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQP7JX9CzD4in tha clubshaking my tooshie to thisteehee
>>203413712got one in mine for the homebrew channel
more like womens best friend because yjk
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
if france is so great why are all the wogs crossing the channel
>>203413653Gigabased
Doing that diarrhoea I just talked about. Actually despise my corporeal form.
>>203413740poodles
>>203413740looked like something i would produce after a night out
>>203413740elton john with ibs
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>203413740*in james may voice*ELTONNNN
wish the pub weren't so expensive
>>203413775pooing is degrading and dehumanizingsick of it
>>203413793
>>203413793um
>>203413740poor elton's got norovirus
>>203413768we're a soft touch
>>203413758Dont know how you do any of thatOnly ever done that WiimfiPretty mental how popular it is for mario kart
>>203413816does make you wonder why god would design digestion that way
might watch a good youtube video tonight
Just deadlifted 195 kg for 3 reps lads
it pie night
think I have brain damage from the bus shaking so much
>>203413692all professions are ultimately
Might watch some gay porn tonight
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>203413847to humble peoplecant get too airy fairy and spiritual when your body is demanding you engage with it all the timeyou have to take the time to appreciate all of creation
>>203413860been watching a lot of airplane crash docus recently
hate wearing socks
what happens when a cute girl does a poo
>>203413847To keep our feet on the ground. Not get too ahead of ourselves. We are disgusting shitters.
>>203413876cte due to public transport
>>203413896love it mei wear socks for probably >23 hours a day
>>203413884>>203413800>>203413763>>203413710>>203413671>>203413622>>203413587>>203413552FOID
>>203413548hahaha lil timmy 'self improving' and thinking they'll fall head over heels in love with him LOL
accidentally fucked up and saved over a game file that set me back hours of progress, so i got frustrated and gave up, then proceeded to do exactly the same thing with a different gameno wonder i rarely play these fucking things anymore
>>2034138654 plate diddlies for rorke and his orang-o-tang lookin ass
>>203413965should have backed up
>>203413514She sounds borderline retarded
>>203413993i did, i made a different save under a different name but it didn't take for some fucking reason, i'm so mad
how did rorkes parents meetanyone know
>>203413882got some recs if you want them lad
shove it into your fucking willy hole you slimy little gaylord
>A 26-year-old British man has died after falling from a bridge in Spain while trying to 'create content' for social media. bravo
popped the heating on in my bedroomgonna leave it 30 mins then go to bed
>>203414062are you 9 or 80
we need more transparent moderation here. janny needs to put up a permanent post that outlines the rules of /brit/. take a leaf out of reddit's book why dont you. people will feel much safer to post here and e will be able to compete with reddit and discord for users
>>203414046>no balcony britain has fallen
It's Diego day! It's Diego day!
>>203413958You are severely mentally ill Spaincuck
>>203414046a balcony is the traditional way of death, deano
>>20341407734 years young
>>203414087there's an entire page dedicated to the rulesread it
My brother Billy. Just a kid.
Ok, you've asked for this... /brit/ rules> no mice> no dragons> no research> no peters> no piss> no adams
>>203414108why are you going to bed at 18:30?
>>203414062would kms if i had to give up my evening like that. thats living just to toil and nowt else
In June, I was at a party in the bar of a nice hotel in London, Knightsbridge. A party of similarly well-off, young, attractive people. We were drinking a lot, it was a nice time, though. Close to us was a table of middle-eastern men aged late 30's, early 40's, I'd say, and they got talking to my group. They were "fine", I guess. Nice enough, anyway, and they started paying for everything, so, our group was happy to keep them around, cause, well, why not.One of the men was particularly quiet and awkward, just sort of sitting near us and watching. I'm a bit of an "adopter" so I tried quite hard to include him, which he seemed to appreciate. He spoke in a really quiet voice, in broken English, and wouldn't hold eye contact. Very shy.When it came to the end of the night, only a few of us left, he paid the whole bar tab and asked me to stay a bit longer, so I did, and then he said I could see the view from his room, and I went. Even at this point, I honestly (SINCERELY) had no idea he had any intentions. He just didn't seem "the type", but when we got to his room he says that he likes me and thinks I'm sexy. I say I'm not interested and then, without a pause, he offered to give me £1,000 for oral sex. Immediately I'm shocked and say no but then he starts saying, in a way that seems super sincere, "I am a good man. I respect you. I do not mean unkindness. But I really find you sexy" etc.I don't know...he kind of made it seem less objectionable in this way. I guess because my impression of prostitution is that it is inherently linked to violence or disrespect, but he was being really "nice" about it...anyway, 10 minutes later and he had given me £1,000 in cash and... we're doing it, and he was finished literally within, like, 7-8 minutes. He then thanked me and I left.
>>203414155LOL what a neek
>>203414141i'm tiredi probably won't actually sleep yet just stick something on the telly
>>203414128we need thread specific rules. 4chan has moved on its no longer about boards but generals
>>203414178pathetic bent FREAK
>>203414189>we need thread specific ruleswhy? this thread is covered by the rules of the site and the board
>>203413793this photo gets worse the more i look at it
>>203414213its clearly more relaxed than int rules MONGO
>>203414161alri Evelyn Waugh
Double, double, toil and trouble;Fire burn and cauldron bubble.Double, double, toil and trouble;Something wicked this way comes!
>>203414215i think it's nice
>>203414161I once got in a car with an asian man you played punjab drum and bass for me. I asked to top for a piss and when I got back in he said "you're really tall, probably got a long cock haha" and I went "haha". He rubbed my leg a bit then took me home. I only realised a few months later he wanted a shag.
my bum is brown
>>203414232janitors are instructed to not over-moderate
>>203414087If just enforced the rules at all the site would be useable. Gookmoot wants it to die so his moderation team enables and encourages the spam.
>>203414240*walks into /brit/*hey lads hows it foing
>>203413803Depends how you use it. Making it part of your leisure/entertainment activities and its the same price as anything else. Say once a week you spend two hours in the pub catching up with a mate. Both buy two rounds. What's that £20-£25 max with some nuts thrown in.
Little boys playing football in the courtyard againIf there's a dirty ball mark on my car tomorrow morning, I'll do precisely nothing
>>203413600one of the best
Italy refused THREE TIMES
Just watched a Monty Python sketch and the man said bum, botty, knickers and wee-wees lol kek lmao
>>203414161state
I'm going to feel like a disgusting cheater but i don't care my save file vanished so many years ago and i can't be arsed playing for hundreds of hours again to get everything back.
>>203414240190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of 大阪市 (that’s Osaka for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
>>203414317i have to respect how he didnt give up
>>203414266what do you mean got in his car did you know him or an uber
*Takes aim at rorke*https://i.4cdn.org/int/1728922033200777.webm
>>203414301Would batter him like a Toad in the Hole
>>203414353what game
so, this is rorke
>>203414360190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of 大阪市 (that’s Osaka for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
>>203414364he just said want to drive. I met him when he stopped me in the street for a fag
Thanksgiving? I don't celebrate the white imperialist genocide of the Native peoples.
>>203414370hope she blows a hole through her own skull
realized I should have put pet rock in the pasta oh well
>>203414402lmao u got into a random guys car?
>>203414383Super Elden Ring 3 Rebirth - The Prequel
>>203414402more like he clocked you in the street for a fag
>>203414383Lego Pirates of the Caribbean
>>203414432yeah
>>203414370hahaha i just love thisyou just know that timmy sr thinks that she'll end up shooting black guys because her racist dad told her sobut in fact she will spin the block with the cronem when she grows up LOL
>>203414257which bit?the side-table that looks to be a repurposed drawer? the tiled living room? the absurdly huge armchair with cupholder? the dog food up the back of the raised dog-bowl holder? the random brown marks all over the tiles?I'm willing to bet the couch hasn't been cleaned since it was purchased
>>203414402Did he look like this?
I was thinking the other day about this time my school decided I could benefit from having a mentor. They just introduced me to this bloke and sent us off to some unused office for an entire lesson to talk. Literally could've buggered me senseless if he wanted. Thankfully he didn't. But he did try inviting me for a day out with his family and my spidey senses started tingling so I made an excuse.
>>203414469thoughts on this?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728748689074013.webm
>>203414482not that kind of asian but it was in manchester
blud is extremely mentally ill :skull:
>>203414317>chel republic>gareec
>>203414476just don't care about none of thatshe looks comfy the dog looks comfy they're happy and content with life
>>203414469Spaedo the famous gay cuckold pedophile
>>203414494ZAMN Raheem Sterling ZESTY!
>>203414317How come literally ALL browns from thirdie countries have wireless earpods now? I was thinking of getting soem but now idk, like literal africans living in mudhuts walk around with them now
>>203414317It's a tough pill to swallow but Italians are based.
My teacher used to tell me about 2 games he would play when he got home. 1 - See how long he can go without turning the lights on. 2 - Takes off all the labels on all bottle so he doesn't know what the liquid is.
>>203414548you need to see a doctor pal
Mousenonce diddling his Wii now is he?
>>203414506Wish a Korean would Wii on me
spaedo makes sense when you realize it's just a neet tranny doing literally nothing else all day
>>203414518yes you fucking tell em cansnonce/heathermong/eire mousey/
>>203414548Seek help
>>203414456were u pissed?
just been anally raped
for me it's coching in my loungewear all day until gfberg gets back from toil then watching netflixes until i zonk
>>203414595not I had a headrush from a fag
mental how tasty these are
>>203414590I'm none of those
require someone to provide me with a synonym for rattled
>>203414637look a bit like guylian
>>203414672shook
>>203414659:)
>>203414672penised
>>203414689pipe down cockharvester
>>203414672cooked
>>203414672mindraped
>>203414672bummed
those bastards raped the Joker
>>203414637Had terrapins as a lad. One particularly brutal winter the pond froze over for weeks. When it finally thawed was expecting to fish out two dead boys and they just showed up on the rock like a couple of lads waiting for some food
recomendations on a 32' high hz gaming monitor?
>>203414672chagrined
How come nobody's ablated Hasanabi's colon with a tree branch yet?
>>203414672vibrated
>>203414672mad
>>203414709Rude
>>203414672in high dudgeon
No clue where this SD card came from.Do not remember at all.
really really really really really really really really don't fancy cooking tonight
might film a youtube prank where I carry around leashes and give them to people walking their dog without a leash
>>203414672sprained
recomendations on a cheap fov drone kit?
>>203414742yeah
business idea: suck off men for cash until i'm a billionaire
recommendations on a sex arse?
>>203414793i've only eaten cold food allday
>>203414839alex salmond memorial sex arse
>>203414196See this is unnecessarySo what if he has a different lifestyle to you?
>>203414826going to take you a while seeing as though nobody would pay more than 50p
>>203414793'ust 'at beckons
>>203414795Follow them round and pick up their dog muck and then ask for £2. If they refuse tip the poo back onto the pavement
>>203414839me mum's
>>203414862i'll get there faster than your mum at least she gets even less
>>203414793get the fucking paki pizza ordered
>>203414839Ada Wong BWC Sex Arse!!!
>>203414874oh lawd
>>203414869it is with a heavy heart I must announce that the 'ust 'at indeed looms
>>203414898his mum sucks cock for bus fare and then walks home
might
>>203414920get the paki slop down you son
I would pay more than 50p for someone to suck my cock if they'd done it literally hundreds of millions of times They must be pretty good at it after all that practice
>>203413696mate what the fuck whyve you sewn some serpents mouth together
>>203414943yeah but it's an ugly bloke
anyone got the webm of the furries spunking on the pizza
*lands a skyscraper in your thread*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728927143219596.webm
RLGP not RLGE
>>203414971I will just close my eyes and hand him the £1 note
Just heard they're renaming the Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle to Mumbai Mad Man because Bombay Bad Boy is offensive
>>203414295Thing is I'm prepared to pay the higher prices, I think of it as a premium to avoid the loud drunk riffraff you get in Wetherspoons.
>>203414839Mihai Deluxe Edition Sex Arse (With Real Poo!)
>>203414783*Puts on shades*I'm in.
>>203414998mate ugly gay blokes will pay YOU to let them suck your dick as long as you're straight
>>203414826So, imagine this: a company that produces and sells dehydrated water. The brilliance of this idea lies in its simplicity—just think about it! We market it as the ultimate solution for hydration on-the-go. What’s more convenient than carrying a bottle of water that doesn’t weigh anything? I mean, who wouldn’t want to pay top dollar for a bottle of nothing? No more lugging around heavy containers filled with liquid, right? “Just add water!” we’ll shout in our advertisements. The tagline could be something like, “The future of hydration—dry it, pour it, fill it!Why is it always about him? The wonderful Rorke, full of haughty laughter and empty platitudes. “Dehydrated water, huh? Why not just sell air in a can too?” he said the day I pitched this unholy idea to him. Doesn’t he get it? No one wants to be weighed down by unnecessary weight! Simplicity, Rorke—simplicity! But there he would be again, mocking me, making me feel like my brilliant entrepreneurship dream is just a joke. And let’s not forget the existential crisis of it all. Why does Rorke get to flit around with his presumptions and grasping aspirations while I’m left wandering in the wasteland of my creativity, shackled by the weight of my ingenious plans? Sometimes, I think Rorke’s voice echoes in my head even when he’s not around. Like the nagging feeling that accompanies the notion that you’re never good enough. “You’re just another dreamer,” he seems to whisper, taunting me in my quiet moments, wearing that stupid grin of his.So, I imagine the launch party for my Dehydrated Water Bottling Company. I envision the banners, the balloons, all celebrating a product that changes the world—or, rather, turns it upside down. “Join us as we redefine hydration!” we’d announce with cheerleaders and confetti. And all I can see is Rorke, bowing his head in disapproval of my great misadventure.
>>203415050it's true. one time on grindr a bloke offered me £50 if I let him suck me off and pissed on him
apparently dutch girls are loose
>>203415050Sure but I want to support the job creating billionaires
>>203415067The issue is, he’s always looming there, in the metaphorical corner of my eye. Rorke on the ropes! Ready to pounce with undermining criticisms! What about him? In a parallel universe, isn’t he the one buying dehydrated water, laughing all the way to the bank? And isn’t that the kick in the gut? The man derives meaning from my failures, bottles the air of my despair while charging me for the privilege of his presence.Maybe the real business should be producing six months’ supply of Rorke sarcasm, delivered straight to your door! “Rorke’s Ridicule Rations: It’s like vicious hydration!” I can see it now, slogans plastered everywhere, feeding into the absurdity of it all. You see how my mind spirals? One moment I’m dreaming of dehydrated water, and the next, I’m entangled in a fight against Rorke’s incessant criticism.As I ponder this demented path of thoughts, I realize that maybe this business idea isn’t just a failure; it’s a mirror reflecting my struggle against doubt, encapsulated in the duality of Rorke and me, a relentless shadow in the landscape of my grand aspirations. Rorke… you will never get to me, I say as I linger over my plans for dehydrated water. I won’t drown in his diatribes; I’ll float above them, buoyed by my absurdity. Just like the water, all humor is relative. Rorke, the man on the ropes, swinging dangerously close to my dreams but never quite landing a punch. I shall embody the spirit of humor, and every heckle he throws will become just another ingredient in the bizarre concoction that is my mind—my dehydrated water that says, “Never give in to the absurd.” After all, what else could one expect in a world where Rorke could possibly win!
>>203415080and now you're £50 richer
*pulls out willy and starts shaking it around*how about this then lads waheey
>>203415116Yeah
>>203415082Wouldnt know as I've never made love to a Dutch girl Or any girl for that matter
>>203415144
>>203415132*grabs it and shoves it up my arse*look at me im like one of them gay lads AHAHA WAHEY
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>>203414287proofs
business idea: let gay blokes pay me to suck my willy until i'm a billionaire
>>203415144she's weeing
why should i settle down with one girl when theres a whole world of pussy out there?
>>203415228this might actually workbut you're going to get some sort of disease pretty quickly
woke up from a nap and the gf has brown pasta on the hob. Ticked status? Off
>>203415297smack her
>>203415282He won't get HIV unless he lets them start bumming him
>>203414981done this in KSPnot that hard
>>203415297brown pasta? bloody woke pasta more like
first time ever shazam has given me the wrong song
>>203415315no but he's going to get genital herpes within the first 5 blokes
>>203415351Yeah fair enough actually
Capitalism.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH christmas shopping is driving me insane. might just get everyone money and a card.
>>203415380source of our troubles isn't it
pooing in my piss glass
>>203415396no reason to gift out of pure obligationjust buy gifts for people you actually give a shite about
>>203415380>>203415396cause and effect
>>203415224moot used to say so
never, ever buy any gifts for anybody
Sir Gear Snorter
got my pizza express pizza cookingalso my chips
gay porn runaway civilisation
>>203415481which philosopher said this?
>>203415469Wow that is completely relevant to current admin and moderation staff.
well said jodie
Cheeky suicide on the cards
gay porn colony on the moon
>>203415501haha nice one
>>203415511andrew tate
>>203415513yeah it is
>>203415519ever try counting cards
>>203415518arse
so true
mad how it would cost like 1 billion quid just to give everyone in this country free trainers
>>203415576or lack thereof
>>203415585Line must go up. If that means worsening social outcomes, so be it.
pint of heineken in bed
>>203415540looks class that
I won't stop until every single banker is richer and the working class are poorer
>>203415501
Sucking a pint
ever pissed sitting down but didn't realise it was going in between the toilet seat and it went all over the floor?
got the gay porn chromecasted onto the living room TV
>>203415662
>>203415688*removes it from your hand and gives it to the nearest, richest person*
>>203415688>a pintcould do an entire shopping with how much you spent on that
I will instantly side with ai.
So this is rorke
>>203415694if I say something I will get into trouble
>>203415755*elderly mother coughing in the background*
>>203415755nice of him to make instructional youtube videos
>>203415711
>>203415720Tight git
Poo>>203415812
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enjoy cute animal images, me
>>203415869'
*excitedly hops around*the new the new the new lads!
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