Albania edition
are bea
David Icke was right about the aliens
based me and n my albo mandem run tingz in ends
>>203423667How popular is Russian post punk in Britain?https://youtu.be/JInloCq2tFQ
will be trying these out over the rest of the thread to see if I can win friends and influence people here
You give girls the David Ick
Don’t know how people get the confidence to sign up to dating apps
dey need to build a gold one in dubai
gonna have me some roast n tatties innit
The whole alien thing is literally just a big grift to sell books and films and shit to gullible retards. Note how literally all of these “whistleblowers” and “experts” and “insiders”:A) Never give any proofB) Always have a book or a film or a speaking tour or a podcast or something to shill
mad how poo gay porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSnc_6Z7HqQ
>>203423667>>203423692>>203423741Spainmong
>>203423721it's a lot easier if you weren't born profoundly ugly
>>203423763>roast n tattiescorr phwoar corrwhat's the meat of choice?
Dogshit edish, might fuck off to the greg wallace thread
things ive eaten today-corn flakes with milk and sugaractimel yogurtbacon, 2 eggs, small tin of beansbananamandarin easy peeler55g of roasted mixed nuts (almonds, cashews, and hazelnuts)a battered sausage and chips from the chippy and yet im still thinking about going to tesco for snacks
>>203423781what a fascinating opinion *yawns loudly*
>>203423785Kys but go back to britfeel first so we dont have to deal with your fat carcass swinging around
why is heathernonce obsessed with greg wallace?
Why do we give illegal immigrants money for fucks sake
>>203423459Yeah heheh*Flexes*
>>203423741thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728933830747815.webm
>>203423813Literally not ugly tho I know that sounds like cope
>>203423804>>203423818Heathermong 4chan pass meltie incoming because we didn’t use his thread. Buckle up lads
>>203423877virge?
>>203423871Based muscle bull.Get bullpilled.
>>203423877lol what a cope
>>203423692Light skin Asians and Latinas are rightful British soil
>>203423667based
>>203423914So based.
>>203423862leftypol thinks anywhere other than western europe and the anglosphere is in a permanent state of war where they ride around in 4x4s and shoot aks at corregated iron mud huts everywhere
in bed f*rting
>>203423896No>>203423901Told u
How I'd like to go tbqh
>>203423954mate you are king cope
I’m off to play my Switch bye lads x
any got to commute to university for a single one hour waste of time lecture at 9am tomorrow man in
>>203423988off you fuck gay cunt
>>203423977That’s me
>>203423964>"A woman was trampled to death while walking her dog, shortly after sending her mother a photo showing cattle in a field, an inquest has heard."
Plasterers be like "wiping plaster on a wall until it's flat? Yeah that'll be £8000 thanks"
>>203423964Cows probably mistook her for one of their own
Cowering behind my settee all scared because of Halloween
>>203424016Do it yourself then blud
Anyone else just not really care anymore?
>>203423964She had to be autistic or something right? 29 years old sending your mum a pic of cows captioned “cowz”
>>203424001sorry kid, no point whinging to me ive already been to school
>>203424032still 2 weeks away lad x
>>203423964The cows are like a mile away how do you get yourself killed?
>>203424032WoooOooooOoooo!*Sticks my penis up your bum*
>>203423815Tonight's half a tri-tip. I'd prefer ribeye, but a dab o dis'll do me.Meat and taters are seared and slow-roasting in some shallot butter, and I've got some leeks, courgettes and sweet peppers cooking down in a skillet with a little sage and rosemary.I'm turkey'd out man.
Imagine if we had to take lasses temperatures at doctors appointments by sticking our cocks up their arsescorrrrrrr
>>203423964Wonder what you have to do to get trampled by a cow, they're the most skittish things ever - unless your hoofing the calves you should be able to pass through a field just fine.
>>203424016More to it than that. Im a plasterer
>>203424020
>>203424083silly whiteboy
just looked in the mirror and saw a black man lads
>>203424058they creep to man and before you know it they rush you. why i always skeng up before going cunch
>>203424083i always wonder if the whole house burned down after watching this one
>>203424079cows cause hundreds of deaths every year. the simpsons were right, if a cow could kill you and everyone you love it would and don't doubt it.
despise my parentsfat lazy stupid oafs
been trying to impress women with my superficial geography knowledge accumulated from /int/ but no bite
>>203423876those tits look like shit
>>203424080only thing im plastering is my spunk on young women's faces haha
>>203424128When they like you, they're like large, tasty golden retrievers. When they don't like you, they let you know it, and you're not big enough to stop them.
>>203424107Nah probably not
>>203424144flag knowledge in pub quizzes might get you laid lad
>Israel killed this Lebanese Christian priest with his entire family…
>>203424071sounds delicious lad, expect to see a follow up thread on /ck/
>>203424148Asked? No, I didn’t
>>203423705>>203423893How popular are VPNs in Chester?
>>203424192they didn't ask either but i still do it to em lol
odds i got to tesco for snacksevens i go to bed
>>203424174yeah? tell me more lad how does that work
sir keir starmer to double cronem activations by 2030
>>203424128I like it when Homer says D'oh.
>>203424138ktimwhy are they like that
>>203424179cool it spainnonce
>203423845>203423893dogshit samefag astroturfing>203424216al
cronem breaking a sweat pummeling his big baton into katy
>>203424215haha flagexcept in real life
Business idea: movie about a borderline retarded man, but luck and circumstance makes others think he is witty and intelligent e.g. he's invited to a book reading by intelligentsia types, and at a critical moment shouts "FARTS" and runs out, but everyone hears it as "FARCE" and applauds his scathing, well-timed denouncement
>>203424233want to see these posts but can’t be bothered to find them
must be really grim to be on the receiving end of anything israeliyou either sound like a nutcase talking about something that actually happened or the demented things they did to you wouldnt be taken seriously because it's still lesser than what they're accused of
cousinstein developing a fat round arse judging by her Instagram profile
>>203424095thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728607592702029.webm
Just asked a girl if I could fuck her titsRIZZEDRAW
>>203424279why are you looking you sick freak?
>>203424284did this with the 17 year old gf
parenta look down on me for constantly changing jobs while they stay in their menial low wage toil "no loyalty" they say well nigga i've doubled my salary in the last 5 years and now outearn you by far
>>203424296Zoomers are so cringe and boringWhat a terrible generation
>>203424282classic webm this
>>203424316You must be loyle to your capo
>>203424316boomers have such bizarre attitudes
>>203424257yeah but how are theyyou know how does that get you
>>203424182They get upset when I post food, and there's nothing mindblowing about this - it's just meat, taters n veg./ck/ could use a regular fundamentals thread, but fucked if I'm gonna try to lead those whores to water.
>>203424316I wonder where all this "loyalty" guff came from with that generation.
>>203424261kinda like fools paradise, but the film it ripped off is better
there’s an early simpsons episode where lisa has a jewish substitute teacher and she’s sexually attracted to him. strange stuff wonder what they were thinking there
>>203424374Companies used to look after you and salaries were more similar for the same position
>>203424296I was bored
>>203424282Cats really are so interesting. I love them and I own one but I swear on everything that they'll just be mean for no fucking reason
>>203424214sweet dreams cutie
Love my stepsister. Not in a weird way
>>203424361they have no ambition and no ability to plan for the futurelike one of those instant gratification experiments with micemoney hits account, MUST spend it before next money hits account
>>203424411she ever get stuck in the washing machine?
The worst thing about LOTR is they neglected to give elijah wood prosthetic nails so every time we have to look at his disgusting nail biter stubs
>>203424411i used to do unseemly things with my one-time stepsisters possessions
>>203424348the fuck did my capo ever do for me? Make playing in G easier? I got fingers for every occasion, especially making the G-string sing, namene?
Visiting my girlfriend and seeing her for the first time in two months. She has started to wear the same perfume as my aunt. Something very Freudian is happening at the moment.
balck men
>>203424481you ever shag her up the arse?
>>203424474he helps me sing songs to get behind the team at football (soccer) games
>>203424513BALKAN POWER
balkan men
poofters of the world unite
>>203424481you ever sling one up her shitter?
Don't know how people deal with drill sergeantsSurely as a human you have a basic instinct to defy
>>203424481you ever toss one up her harris?
britain still owns america
pheremones do exist
>>203424573>>203424555>>203424514my aunt or my girlfriend?
britania rules the gays
>>203424588(((british))) banking cartels yeah
>>203424594private pyle
>>203424594yes
linux sub edish
Wish I was born in America I would’ve gone to law school and become a big time lawyer living in the big Apple
got the inceltube on
getting my daily dose of paul joseph watson
>>203424637this is you if you were born in america
RIGHTS FOR GAYSOH YEAH
>>203424646>>203424659the singularity of brit
>>203424672sppfffthahahahHahahahahHhHhHhahahaBahahHahj
paul joseph woofter
>>203424558The entire point of basic training in the armed forces is to break that instinct. You don't want a bunch of well armed people in bad situations going rogue - it's gotten us a bit of a reputation for chimping out...I thought about signing up for the army when a bunch of things fell apart on me, but I don't do well with abusive authority - probably get shot in the spine for trying to beat a drill sergeant to death with his own collarbones.
doing a non denominational poo
animals are evil and we should kill them and feast upon their flesh
did everybody go for a wank or what?
blahaj sex arse
billy bites yer bum
>>203424588delusional
>>203424716quintessential non-white post
Got a serious serious porn addicition. Have been wanking 3 times a day for years now. Have wanked while at toil before. I just wank all the fucking time. It's bad - it's really really bad.
>>203424726...yh
>>203424729er
>>203424729just witnessed this exact scenario down the pub
>>203424688
>>203424702>I thought about signing up for the army when a bunch of things fell apart on me, but I don't do well with abusive authority - probably get shot in the spine for trying to beat a drill sergeant to death with his own collarbones.
you just know next time he sees his aunt he'll get a stiffyshould be a fun christmas this year!
got nico on
>>203424760woah owning those muslim homophobic bigots!!!
>>203424729Keir Starmer wants to ban this
god im so tired. wish id been like that guy and gone to bed at half 6
>>203424748what porn
planned to read my book today. plans fall apart.
might watch some peng gay porn
saw one of you type "HOWLING" on /vp/you know who you are
>>203423667Georgia should have won
>>203424776that means you'll get a good night's sleep tonight :)
wasted about 500 quid on private therapy sessions this year
>>203424790proper love peng gay porn
>>203424806spaffed far more than that on tranny onlyfans
>>203424781it's all very vanilla - I don't like the types of porn where it's like "BARELY LEGAL WHORE GETS ALL HER HOLES FILLED AND GAGS TILL SHE CRIES" shit. I find that very unpleasant.
>>203424806someone somewhere with a bignose is laughing at you rn
why do you say quid instead of pounds
>>203424806At least it wasn't a private rapist
wish I was americanInstead I was born in Dudley and will never make more than 30k a year ever
>>203424806could've gotten a prozzie overnight for that
Scotland vs Portugal tomorrowcan't wait for ronaldo to score a penalty in the 87th minute to make it 0-2will get to post suuuuiiiiiii and be part of the crowd
>>203424828Why do you say bucks instead of dollars
>therapy
>>203424828quid pro quo
>>203424838pftHahHah even my cleaner makes more than that
>>203424838Were American*Hypothetical subjunctive mood
>>203424838wish i wereHypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>203424867so true
Heh. women are pussies . They don't have a mission. Not like us real men. Manly men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sWqW8I5zWY
>>203424891post tits
>>203424828Just realised I haven’t called it quid in ages.Usually just say ‘pound’
breaks character to post about food once again
>>203424870>>203424871Wtf
pure cream crackered
>>203424910Fuck off, tranny faggot. Dyel you lil pussy bitch
>>203424891i get a lot of my clothes from the mission too
FROM THE GRIMTO THE PENGTO THE LENGTO THE GRENG
>>203424954roastoid rattled
zoomers are all blackpilled on women from endless redpill tiktok and youtube videos
>>203424820no doubt got a lot more out that
aff tae bed
LOVE getting into a freezing cold bed then u have to warm it up by rubbing your legs together
What kind of pussy ass feminine bitchmade bitch doesnt know how to fight. Or wrestle. Or suck a manly tren cock
so fuckin fit
>>203425014Nice combover
>>203424989uhh shouldn't they be redpilled instead of blackpilled then...?
lol my mates gf is a literal neonazi
>>203425014why is she wearing a mini bbc around her neck tho
>>203425028whoaaaaaaaaa a LITERAL neo nazi holy fuckin bazookas gadzooks bro thats fuckin craaaaaaaaaazy brahhh!!! IM FUCKIN TRIGGERED !!!!
>manly tren cock
>>203424869LET ME IN NIGGA
>>203425014>obviously fat>tattooed>believes in the crystal jewher jewish crystal didn't do her much good did it?
>>203425033literally me
>>203425033it’s over
>>203425046Horrible you aren’t you
tfw it really is the joooos
>>203425071just being a realist
>>203425025Have sex
>>203424954>>203425009>>203425040190
>>203425078Nah you’re just being a horrible cunt like always
how does the peace of westphalia have this psychic grip over the west when it comes to sovereignty as be all end all despite the fact that all of history before during and after that time is shown it to be complete and utter made up bollocks
>>203425043just come here and pretend to be Duke of sainsburys or something some dumb yank bird will fall for it and marry you
>jewish crystalsmregngk
>>203425046Trampled that fat cow
buzzing off the shag I had last night
>>203425107it's a good principle
>>203425082your mum has other clients tonight
>>203424196I asked you a serious questionhttps://youtu.be/Lsqun6GAypA
Ahhh gimme a fuckin break
>>203425046Don't think Jews believe in crystals
>>203425131Would suck your cock clean mate
little tipget some pillows to the side of you and it helps keep your duvet tucked next to you
>>203425157she did exactly that actually
Things foids will never understand-Being bloatmaxxed-Being a dyel of no great renown. The elden lift-Sauna gangbangs
>>203425151https://jewitches.com/blogs/blog/crystals-and-precious-stones-in-judaism
>>203425151they do actually loads of that weird esoteric bollocks in their teachings
>>203425033GEEEEEEEEEEG
>>203425168little tipBite on that pillow, boy
>>203425174Ah yes that source of authoritative Jewish teachings... 'jewitches.com'...
Sandjewitches.com
>>203425042is there a sound verison of this?
>>203425185dont reply to me ever againthank you
>>203425139All sounds the same doesnt it
>>203425169go on shagger
>>203425191crystals are witchcraftwitchcraft is judaism for goyim
Somehow just consciously discovered a big mole on the side of my neck that I must have known about before but forgotten or something. I need to get it removed somehow
>>203425191they renamed salon?
ngl I be cuddling a pillow when I be sleeping and shit…
>>203425219kitchen knife job, bit of toilet roll to blot up the messsort it out proper quick
john mcafee rearranging the letters on my fridge
>>203425219go see a dermatologist they'll shave it off
I cuddle my pillow and imagine it's a twink
>>203425191jews believe all sorts of wacky shit and it’s incredibly diverse depending on what jews your talking about. it’s more like hinduism than chriatianity or islam with the torah being something like the vedas
>>203425215well she was sucking on my willard and playing with herself and telling me how nice my will isthen we shagged and after I wanked her too and she came then we kind of just held each other while she was vibrating then we kissed all night
tucking into the poovet
>>203425254unironically did this with a skin tag i had on my neck for years once
/brit/ - Experts on Judaism
>>203425310knew a few Jewish fellas when I was at school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxZ8qtdun0&t=36s
>>203424215well you go to the pub and win the quiz right then you have some pints and talk more about how worldly you are and that and everyone else is also having pints you see
The Rabbinical Council of /brit/
/brit/slam
coffee
a jewish rabbit
>>203424760PJW cant be gay, he has a kid
>>203425277wanking to this
>>203425365
just wanked out a poo
>>203425391vomit
Sat in my bedroom starving hungry and pretending to be asleep since 7pm to avoid having dinner with my parents friends
we’d all go as low as 13, don’t try and deny it
>>203425418What, sticking in blackjack?
trying to shag a big titted asian girl but she's leaving to melbourne tomorrow
>>203425418Percent proof?
>>203425436…yh
>>203425418no chance mateI'm 20 stone and proud
>>203425436id hit on 13
>>203425436would be 15-16 in blackjack personally
absolutely nothing joyous in my life
1500mg of acetometaphin down the hatch
someone at toil left a little noose made of cables at my work station, cause word got out that I go to therapy
head pounding
>>203425436lol get a load of this muggins
>>203425486great banterwould be something that jeff would do to mark
>>203425445If I lived in Australia I’d be flying over to south east asia every month to smoke meth and shag the locals
Makes me uncomfortable… all these nonces talking about noncing grim really
>>203425340i don't follow, i'm drinking the pints in this scenario? and other people are drinking the pints as well
>>203425517how did that work out for shane warne?
>>203425486Looool they've done you
>>203425486if only you were black instead of yellow, they would give you paid time off for that.
>>203425488yeah doing that nowI don't live in melbourne you illiterate actual retard
>>203425517But you don’t tho do you? So shut your fucking mouth and stop making up imaginary scenarios which will never ever happen. Sort your life out your boring cunt before I sort you out
>>203425486excellent bit of banter that, good wholesome fun
>>203425562sent that freak back to the nonce wing
wogshit
>>203424764That's a good shot of you, Giles. You've lost weight!I didn;t say I'd succeed, just that I'd try. I know collarbones aren't hard to break, but I can't imagine they're easy to pull out.
>>203425605piss off you fat yank twat
https://youtu.be/fLaZ9OD7q6g
>>203425629more british than you mohammad
don't be such a fannypad
>>203425545he lived a life most men could only dream of
>>203425545Sry but these sportsmen already did the damage with the PED’s, meth in moderation is fine.>>203425562don’t care, fantasy is my escape
Reading about Kelsey Grammar - dad and sister both got done in by feral dindus. That would make me so racist it's hard to even fathom.
>>203425667Sorry that was misdirected anger. I wish you all the best
>>203425670makes me hate them anyway
Reuse>>203423680>>203423680
>>203425670he personally goes to their parole hearing every time to make sure they never get released
i could have raped that maori girl but i didnt
>>203425700Good lad
>>203425614so what's even your point then?this girl I'm going to shag is secretly gay?angry little twerp
>>203425700
>>203425670He works with corporate dindus. They might as well not be the same species.
>>203425718Ignore him go get your dick wet my son
>>203423680>>203423680
>>203425670>Grammer has expressed disbelief on the scientific consensus on climate change, comparing the California wildfires to alleged global cooling from his youth and criticized the 2011 and 2018 climate meetings.[63][64][65] Additionally, he stated in a 2016 interview with The Guardian that the person he admired most was Vladimir Putin "because he is so comfortably who he is".[66] In 2019, he issued a statement in support of Brexit.[67]didn't know he was this based
>>203425534yeah mate yep, you’re drinking pints and so are the other patrons, whom with you’re conversing
