piccolissima edition
get them posted
10 minutes to another pointless meeting. might Mishima myself on cam to teach them a lesson about making me join these things.
>>203439939mate that is tiny
Stopped drinking asahi when I realised it has corn syrup in it
something horrific is happening on /tv/>>>/tv/204531895
just a second dad gotta tell my internet friends about this manly work we are doing
>>203439939aint playing that webm
shaggers of /brit/, do any of you have children?do you have any plans to have children?
>No he's not you utter spastic>Honestly want to stick forks in my eyes reading this utter drivel>Beer out of a bottle/can is nowhere near as good as it is on tap and never will be and this is objective
>>203439963Oh no mate I'm sure things are so hard, gruelling work truly
mates dad had 5 kids and 2 wives and then came out as a poofter at 50 years of agehow did blud go through all of that before figuring out hes a batty man
>>203439963kitm. giving me grief over how important some arbitrary deadlines are then putting me in meetings all day so i can't get any work done.
it's funny how much heavy lifting music does in cinema. turn off the soundtrack and most films have the emotional palette of a cctv camera outside a dentist's. truly is the lowest art form
>>203439939Would it be illegal to shove that up your bum?
>>203440004Ever heard of a beard
Russell Brand is selling an amulet to protect from corrupting wi-fi and phone signals Should I buy one?
>over 3 months since Spaino left
>>203440004he been getting his batty busted during all that time
>>203440004probably wasn't born a gay just got a gay wanking disease from wanking too much and can only cum from extreme gay sex
>>203439939throw that fuckin’ cat into the WC
>>203440004must have installed linux
got an absolute mad rhythm going on the finger tapping herecould be a drummer I reckon
>>203440030Brave browser is it EW? Never had you pegged as a tech wiz.
What's the inexplicable appeal of rubber ducks?
>>203440030I'm begging you to go make a friend please
>>203439913>they think you're gayThought about it but there's no way I give off gay vibes. I am pretty muscular, big arms and frame etc, have shoulder length hair (this is pretty feminine I suppose but the rest of me doesn't look feminine), fairly masculine facial features. I speak well and I have non-incel glasses, suppose a little pretty looking. I've heard a woman in the last few months describe me as someone who is like a character from women's booktok, whatever that means.
>>203440035>gay wanking disease from wanking too much and can only cum from extreme gay sexlmao ktim
>>203440004Would be mortified if my Dad was a bender. Should have stayed in the closet the selfish bent freak.
gagging for a pie
little paki fellas drinking around on electric powered bikesthats our economy
>>203440026tickles me that they probably have a fatso image folder for articles like these ready to go
vaseline on toast. peng
>>203440045I've had enough of this bullying, gchq have been notified.
>>203440051I like it. Only downside is that it sometimes has problems uploading images. After selecting an image, the browser sort of crashes and goes all black until you close and reopen it and reselect the image. I'd say this happens 50% of the time when I'm uploading an image.
>>203440052everyone likes a duck i reckon
>>203440071>mum is a similar age and weight to himfeel worried about her. always wished I could tell her to stop eating like shit but feel rude doing it
lunch has been lunchednow to suck a covfefe
>>203440026Sir Fat Camper
>cover letter>six rounds on interviews>probationary period>meetings>standups>quarterly performance reviews>mandatory work eventsall just an advanced humiliation ritual
Business idea: England populated by the English
>>203440013Ridley Scott's 2000 sword and sandals epic Gladiator starring Russel Crowe is the exception to this rule thoughbeit, the stellar soundtrack compliments the action beautifully but it would still be an entertaining Roman revenge story without it
need to get off the vodka and back onto the beers it's far too easy to drink. might start buying bud light. going to drink less by drinking more
>>203440030Go away freak
what a fuck of a weekend ready to kms
>>203440105both of my parents are, you can only watch their decline. they are happy and they don't want to change, they certainly won't listen to you about it. quite sad but I don't think about it.
>>203440026BACK TO THE MINES FATTIES
My Grandad is 25 stone and 84 years old.
Rorke still thinks England is real
why are millenial words "desu baka senpai" are not allowed on 4chan when zoomer words "ktim kwab kys" are allowed ?
>euros OUT>pakis and nigerians in...good bargain
You telling me this Lenin fellow was just a shitposter sitting in his little comfy London home writing about how his idea of government is better, and then he just became the main guy of the Soviet Union after then actual men with guns came and did some Winter Palace bashing. Mental that.
>>203439978disturbing shite
>>203440068>more expensive to employ people>makes wage/salary rises less likelyhow is this based in any waygleefully taxing productivity has to be the dumbest thing this country does
>>203440105Start making fun of her in a lighthearted way and the gradually become more brutal with your insults
>>203440137enjoy this pic, hate scrounging cunts, even when it's for charity. also, not even an impressive feat either for anyone who cycles a fair bit.
>>203440176just put the pizza in the box bro
>>203439987he's right though
>>203440185Povvo mongs are resentful and short-sighted
There is a type of Polish pizza called zapiekanka and I highly recommend it.
excited for how much of a disaster the budget is going to be
>>203440185Exactly, I'd rather have the fucking pay rise every time. They'd get 30% of it back in income tax anyway plus the normal NI rate so they can get fucked.
Genuinely get pissed off whenever I found out about another little meme word that foids use like gaslighting and lovebombing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pguqqBQdSgU
>>203440070id never speak to my dad again if he came out as bent. sure as hell wouldnt let him anywhere near my kids.
>>203440102Keep running away though don't they?
>203440229bro gets zero pussy
On a week off and have absolutely nothing to do. Been browsing the astrophotography thread on /p/ but it seems very complicated. Going to go out later and see if i can see the A3 comet, you should too because it's not going to be visible for another 80000 years.
I'm a virgin.
>>203440229cumbumming. But you're familiar with that one already innit lad?
>>203440176How comes you still get loads of wogs then?
>>203440229>lovebombingfirst time I've heard of this
>>203440222Kill yourself
>>203440242Fuck off to Brit/Pol/ then you freak instead of spamming your hate here.
>>203440229unserious is the newest one
>>203440240he's not wrong
blud was raped by his uncle :skull:
>no job>infinite moneythe dream
>>203440243haha does he know how daft he looks
>>203440229They're real things thoughever
mumberg is 10.5 stone. i unironically weigh less than her lol
>>203440280what does that mean when translated into retarded woman talk
>>203440137
>>203440229Not the same but they started using the term global majority instead of ethnic minority and i nearly shat my trousers in anger
>>203440223Labour are already on 27% and level with the tories a mere 100something days out from 'winning' their huge majorityI'm not sure a landslide government has ever been less representative of the mood music of the country, hardly anyone actually wants these freaks in charge and they have near carte blanche to do as they please, even extending to bringing up policies they never even mentioned in their manifestosHorrid govt hope it gets smashed next time
love love LOVE standing outside in the cold
i am 16 stone
Push press up to a top set of 110kg x4 today ladsShould hit it fairly comfortably, did 4x4 with 105 last week. 115 x4 or 120x3 next week hopefully
It takes a freak to know one
>Rorke idol Russell Brand flogs ÂŁ180 'magical amulet' which he insists will protect fans from 'Wi-Fi and evil energies' in airports
why do you all know exactly how much your mum's weigh? Are you weighing your mum's?
If you weigh less than 15 stone you're not a man.
nearly 19 stone, BIG FAT CUNT
>>203440254arent we all
>>203440302Mental how I posted this >>203362513 on sunday and the very next day he was exposed lmao
>>203440326fatarse
Why do Brits bother with "stone" anywayKilos and pounds are right there
i am 16 stone and my resting heart rate is 110bpm
>>203440307the last lot were shitthis lot are fucking shitthe quality of MPs in this country has never been so low and honestly think it can get worse
>>203440326Stones?
>>203440268stfu nonce in a wig
armpits reek of dairy milk brownies
>>203440341Kilograms is good. It's very precise and well structured. Stone and pounds is a brainlet system.
imagine being such a limp-wristed bitchmade faggot you get a 'high' of nicotine.
>>203440341unserious country
>>203440240mental how the mandem actually got this spot on
The elites hate us
You're not serious people
My morning so far:>wanked>got out of bed, pissed and washed face>sat at computer for 2 minutes>went back to bed and had another wank
>>203440307not a leftymong but who gives a shit about public sentiment lmao they are locked in regardless
>>203440354It's because the pay to be an MP is shit given all the hassle that comes with it, so you only get tarqs for whom being a politician is a vocation and the money doesn't matter, or people so determined to lord it over us all they are probably wrong'uns. Actual sensible and capable people very rationally do other things for more money and less stress.
>>203440240this is so depressing, guess I'm staying NEET
>>203440004he's so based for this
>>203440386nicotine has hardly any impact on me
toil in 2 hours
>>203440371>>>/r9k/britfeel/
(to the tune of TMNT)smooth and creamy chocolate raisinssmooth and creamy chocolate raisinsbag of chocolate raisinsfrom the co-op
>>203440352I'm 17 stone with a RHR in the low 60sGet a clue
>>203440026shortcut britain in a nutshell
>>203440428the great thing about the UK's collapse is that it gives me an excuse to be a NEETin fact it isn't an excuse, it's an outright justification
>>20344035213 stone with 46 bpm RHR
>>203440459Too right
Might have a holiday to /britfeel/. it's been a while
Yamada is afflicted with a strange disease and has to ejaculate once every three hours as a result. However, he has now broken both hands and ended up in the hospital. As a result, he has to ask the nurses in the hospital to take care of his needs.
Be honest lads, how long have I got left?
i weigh 65kgresting heart rate is around 45-50in very good shape
cringe larpers you lot
>>203440446Don’t like the co-opExpensive, full of shoplifters
>>203439939looking good
>>203440240he's right but where are you going to go, all of the West is like this
>>203440480What's the M stand for?
>>203440424We have a choice between rich cunts feathering their own nest or deranged moral busybodies who hate you and want to ban anything and everything.
>>203440489Employee owned.
>>203440354>>203440424Two fucking boring bastards who thankfully will not be reproducing. Hang yourselves.
I unironically weigh 23 stone, my resting heart rate is 78
>>203440517nono i don't think i will
>>203440513No it isn’t
wtf???
>>203440520I weigh 8 and a half stone. My resting heart rate is mid 60s but dips down to 59 at times
Out shopping with mumberg
>>203440506Miggers
big dealmy iq is 280
>>203440540It is though isn't it.
>>203440548parp
>>203440544Calories inCalories out
>>203440517Alri Keir no need for that
I am 6'3 and 14 stone with a BMI of 24.5
>>203440517*drags you to the side*mate, i know you want to fit in and everything, but you're trying too hard. You see, this "needlessly hostileposting over mild posts" stopped being funny many years ago. And you come across as a man trying far too hard to fit in. If you don't buck up your ideas, get a clue, people are going to start noticing. Now get back out there and start again ok pal? good lad
>>203440548windrush veteran
You now remember that Nichola Sturgeon destroyed the Scottish National party for the price of a two bedroom house in Glasgow
>>203440548dumb crossposter>>>/tv/204531295
>>203440561It’s notYou’re wrong
>>203440473first post I saw was someone scared of the postman. Fucking hell deary me grim and all that
>>203440580Wish she destroyed my cock and balls
might illegally immigrate to japan
>>203440568bro wants to be the janitor
>>203440580what
>>203440580>you now remember>Scotlandnah
>>203440588Did you used to remind the teacher of the homework as well? Sad twat.
about to unbox my new iphone 16
>>203440619how is this parroted yank meme supposed to make you look any less embarrassed?just don't do it if you're that defensive about being called out
used to think Gregg Wallace was the owner of Greggs
Makes me laugh when I realise there are countries called Ireland and Wales and Scotland that are full of people that look identical to us, speak the same language and live in an area that looks indistinguishable from England but would all get extremely arseravaged if you call them English.
>>203440619>>203440637uhh lad? what did i tell you? read it again>>203440568
genuinely starting to struggle fitting my fat arse into my trousers. might need to go up a size
>>203440544corr bet her farts stink
>>203440671Why not lose weight tubby
>>203440671hnng
>>203440319Wow!Post pics of your muscles strong lad x
>>203440659tbf they also put on ridiculous incomprehensible voices for the sole purpose of not appearing English
Some proper cunts in here today, fucking proper cunts
>>203440685i'm technically underweight actually
>>203440715Bet you're Scottish
men care budgets and they don't get what they wantwomen don't care budgets and they get what they want
If you pay tax for five years you should get two years off paying tax then back to it
>>203440580Our politicians literslly can't even do corruption properly. Robert Jenrick approved a 150mil develolment for his mate for about 20 grand
Apple weather claiming it's 0% chance of precipitation Just been outside and it's drizzling quite hardNot sure what to believe in any more
>>203440715probably just diegz having a pissy fit again
>>203440743you pay your taxes and shut the hell up about it
>>203440743alternative idea: the first 250k you earn should be tax free. so for someone on 25-35k that would be many years no tax which would help get a house and get them settled in life then they'll be able to start paying tax.
Might take speaking lessons me. I sound monotone, quiet, and unsure of myself at all times.
>>203440811vocaroo
>>203440794Yeah that works x Loads of people would spaff it on audi a3s and coke though then flee the country after 250k lol Unless they’re like 32 by then and have settled down
>just deplete 50% of the country's tax basemongs
that post violates a rule :/
just want to make dirty sex with all the fake titted romanian bimbos who advertise full sex at 150 an hour in central london
>>203440804Really like this imaget. Piss fetish haver
got small hands, thin wrists and a quiet feminine voicehave loads of body hair and a broad chest though
>>203440804sexo
Find it utterly and irrevocably mad that the Stone Age lasted for 3.4 million years
Should just privatise the NHS really and go for an insurance based healthcare system so we can massively cut taxes and govt spending
the rule of non-contradiction doesn't exist
>>203440848Tax is made up anyway to yoke people with financial hardship, they can just print more money if they need it that bad
>>203440869that's grim did the nonce who raped you in childhood also piss on you?
>>203439939Hi mate! Just a fellow Anon here. I'm just replying to you to remind you kindly that some of us here in /brit/ have autism and we get stressed out when someone comes along and just makes news with the same edition over and over! I personally have found using such threads really hard. If you could just please think about how your repeat edition effects others and their emotions and please just refrain from making any more of this edition in the future I know many of us here would really appreciate it. Thanks! :)
>effects
learning about moose
Lots of beautiful honeys walking today
>>203440902nope actually we'll have a shit expensive healthcare system, high taxes and govt spending and infinity wogs all at the same time LOL
Student RoomOpenSearch"squirting"
>>203440921if you could just shut up that would just be so just
>>203440902I don't see what everybody's problem is with privatising the NHS. Without an NHS there wouldn't be the tax to pay for it every month and we can just use that excess money to pay a private insurance every month instead. Faster treatment, better equipment, just a better system
>>203440902the nhs is a sacred cow unfortunately
>>203440969dubious post
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how I've ruined my life and been relegated to nothing but dead end wageslave tier casual manual labor because I'm a fuckup that dropped out of high school who also has a gap in their resume (which means nobody wants to hire you anyway lol)
Sheps
arr ennhaitchess
Crazy how most of the money you earn goes to buying people hotel rooms and healthcare and weapons to blow people up, just not right
>>203440992sheepz
>>203440972Sometimes forget how many right wing mongs like you there are shitting this place up
>>203440872do women go 'aaaaawwwww' when you talk? they start biting their lips when i do. sick of it
>>203440991Lie on your CV you fucking mong. Imagine deliberately handicapping your future by playing by the rules nobody else plays by anymore
>>203440991>gap in resumecan't you just lie about it
>>203440992middle of october and only just starting to turn brown. global roasting isn't it
sir sheep farmer
>>203440991this is me:(
chortling at the government harping on about a ÂŁ20 billion black hole but then refusing to tell the country how much housing economic migrants costs. what a shit-show. its like living in a simpsons episide
>>203440991Which still pays better than a professional job in the UK
ITT: numpties, and numpty enablers.
>>203441008There is no reason to be so misty eyed about muh ennaychess leftymong. Abolish the whole thing and we'll have money to put in to a BUPA plan every month
>>203441027Britain's been steadily turning brown for decades, mate
privatise the nhsif there's any problem, entire brits will go violent and overturn the government and the new government with new laws will nationalise the nhsthat's how "demo"cracy works
>>203440972Look at rail to see how well privatisation works
I'm addicted to plain digestive biscuits
Reminder that "squirt" is piss and the female orgasm is a myth.
>>203441046Cool it with the racist remarks
>>203441079also addicted to making very boring blogposts as well, it seems
>>203441027nope, completely natural. trees will typically keep their leaves green when a specific combination of weather types occur. they're basically just hanging on to moisture a bit longer because of potential drought.
>>203441046reeves is an aching simpleton
>>203441091L
>>203441091sent him flying
>>203441079you're not alone
>>203441086>Reminder that "squirt" is pissCorrect>female orgasm is a myth.Virgin
>>203441092>trees will typically keep their leaves green when a specific combination of weatherYeah and that specific combination of weather is happening later because of global roasting
>>203440969wtf
>>203440841no it's my greatest insecurity. I also have a pretty strong accent and dialect which I like, but it does make it even harder to understand me at times.
>>203441078Rail was fully privatised in the 90s and handed over to a private company called Railtrack. The estimates and predictions were completely wrong, as it turned out that rail maintainence and upkeep is extraordinarily time consuming, complex and expensive. They cut corners to save money, and led to people dying in two train crashes in the late 90s.
one more shift toilingthen dentist toil tomorrow afternoonthen thursday, friday, saturday off
>>203441124Women do not "orgasm" in the same way a man does.
>>203441145no. its happened over many millions of years, otherwise the trees wouldn't have evolved that behaviour.
Alri lads, anything interesting happen while I was having dindins?
>>203440992Hope this image helps your family find your body
she squarted all over my jizzule
>>203441177grow up
do british have multiple private railway company that actually compete in the same routes?
>>203441169how does that make it a myth, you goalpost-mover
Women aren’t that hard to get off but almost all of the ones I’ve been with penetration has almost nothing to do with it and I think it’s exacerbated by women’s tendencies to masturbate solely with clitoral stimulation A woman could probably be trained to enjoy penetration more
>Amazing figures out today: members of the public are now making 150,000 reports of dangerous & illegal driving per year, using dashcams, helmet cams & mobile phones. >90% of reports are leading to action against drivers.
Afternoon lads. Just woke up x
>>203441176Yeah and that specific combination of weather is happening later because of global roasting
might study the female orgasm
>>203441186No. They're franchised secured routes tendered out by the government to the highest bidder. Theres a complicated reason to do with the tracks why multiple companies can't compete on the same routes
>>203441211lets pick up this conversation a year from now and see what the leaves are looking like
ah yes
>>203441189It naturally varies from woman to woman. Same way some lads like having their balls played with and others don't.
>>203441169So they do orgasm then
remember that 90s joke where you insist the female orgasm doesn't exist. such a weird little joke that was
Me and my girlfriend have been in an open relationship for about a year and every now and then she’ll go out and have sex with other guys which is completely fine. The only problem is she always orgasms with the other guys and one even made her squirt and im never able to. She also always goes for guys who look nothing like me. Does this all mean she doesn’t find me sexually attractive?
bro went into his reddit bookmarks for that one
Already looking forward to the weekend's slopball but it's only Tuesday, grim
>>203441227so it's only japan huhthere are multiple private companies competing for allosaka-kyoto routeosaka-kobe routeosaka-wakayama route
>>203441190baseddriving standards are shocking
steven spielberg is a gentile born in the wrong body
>>203441287don't remember osasking
roads existed long before the invention of the car. drivers do not own the road
>>203441202based spaniard
>>203441275some internationals on youtube tonight IIRCportugal vs scotland is on
Get the police off the streetsGet them in a comfy officeGet them watching the dashcam footage
>>203441302good flick this
sampling some of the omar rodriguez lopez song desarraigo featuring ximena sarinana from the 2009 album xenophanes
yeah i grew out of watching football when i was 13 like most people
>>203441325ah yes. can't wait to see tapnaldo statpadding vs the jocks
I had sex with an escort a couple of days back. Really don't want any judgement on this, I did it because I wanted to try it out. I didn't take advantage of any poor immigrants, this was a relatively high class escort (100 pounds + ) from a reputable company, so I assumed she'd be clean, regularly tested etc.Went down on her and next day I suffer from dry, mildly chapped lips. It's not quite cold sores, but I'm worried its a sign or a symptom or something. I've used a chap stick on it for the last two days and the dryness has gotten better.
Leftymongs always go on about how much better Europe is but as soon as you mention healthcare and the private sector suddenly Germany and France don't exist. Its either the current shitshow we have now or the US shitshow.Why is this?
>>203441325Sorry I only like club slopball
>>203441349Hope he finishes Stevie off
my new pillow protectors and knife sharpener arrive today
>>203441355FOY
>>203441357are you literally 60 years oldpiss off
>>203441357isn't taiwan the country with the best healthcarewe should look at what they do
>>20344133699% of all crimes are never stopped in progress. Police on the streets is a meme to make you feel safe. Virtually all policing is reactive, after the fact. Life is not a hollywood film with police chasing armed robbers running out of a bank with cash
>>203441348BENDER ALERT
Rorke hunting leftypol
i might be employed but i have a neets soul
>>203441357leftypol's world-view is full of contradictions and cognitive dissonance
>>203441405Yeah they wouldn't even turn up for a bank robbery these days, not unless one of the robbers said something racist
>>203441409>NFL hooligansthe yanks are learning
paycheck is the best flick among dick's works
got an erection lol
stick em up, im english
germany is fucking done from what ive heard on the vine
>>203441341Based
Leftymongs get annoyed when you remind them the BMA is nothing but a trade union meant to enrich doctors and especially GPs, who are private business owners contracted by the government at tax payer expense.
>>203441475Everybody knows the BMA is a trade union
>>203441455how so lad
>>203441475i thought leftoids love trade unions? or is that justproper leftists that barely exist any more? 'leftists' these days are just corporate loving neolibs
>>203441511Apparently nothing works anymore. Their trains are shit, it took them 20 years to build an airport and was delayed for 10 years
>>203441409This is Baltimore
>>203441518for me?respect proper leftistsdetest the latter "leftists"simple as
>>203441539damn
>>203441539that's just how it goes in the west
Gonna have me lunch. Be right back forum x
still crying because you lot called me a retard for drinking energy drinks
>>203441572>>203441572>>203441572
>>203441518leftists/neolibs/liberals are all the exact same people with the same dog shit world view, maybe they'll have an aesthetic LARP (like pretending to be communist) and one or two token issue differences (Palestine etc)the "based old school leftists" are very rare nowadays or they're just considered conservatives