get them posted

10 minutes to another pointless meeting. might Mishima myself on cam to teach them a lesson about making me join these things.

>>203439939
mate that is tiny

Stopped drinking asahi when I realised it has corn syrup in it

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something horrific is happening on /tv/
>>>/tv/204531895

just a second dad gotta tell my internet friends about this manly work we are doing

>>203439939
aint playing that webm

shaggers of /brit/,
do any of you have children?
do you have any plans to have children?

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>No he's not you utter spastic
>Honestly want to stick forks in my eyes reading this utter drivel
>Beer out of a bottle/can is nowhere near as good as it is on tap and never will be and this is objective

>>203439963
Oh no mate I'm sure things are so hard, gruelling work truly

mates dad had 5 kids and 2 wives and then came out as a poofter at 50 years of age

how did blud go through all of that before figuring out hes a batty man

>>203439963
kitm. giving me grief over how important some arbitrary deadlines are then putting me in meetings all day so i can't get any work done.

it's funny how much heavy lifting music does in cinema. turn off the soundtrack and most films have the emotional palette of a cctv camera outside a dentist's. truly is the lowest art form

>>203439939
Would it be illegal to shove that up your bum?

>>203440004
Ever heard of a beard

Russell Brand is selling an amulet to protect from corrupting wi-fi and phone signals
Should I buy one?

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>over 3 months since Spaino left

>>203440004
he been getting his batty busted during all that time

>>203440004
probably wasn't born a gay just got a gay wanking disease from wanking too much and can only cum from extreme gay sex

>>203439939
throw that fuckin’ cat into the WC

>>203440004
must have installed linux

got an absolute mad rhythm going on the finger tapping here
could be a drummer I reckon

>>203440030
Brave browser is it EW? Never had you pegged as a tech wiz.

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What's the inexplicable appeal of rubber ducks?

>>203440030
I'm begging you to go make a friend please

>>203439913
>they think you're gay
Thought about it but there's no way I give off gay vibes. I am pretty muscular, big arms and frame etc, have shoulder length hair (this is pretty feminine I suppose but the rest of me doesn't look feminine), fairly masculine facial features. I speak well and I have non-incel glasses, suppose a little pretty looking. I've heard a woman in the last few months describe me as someone who is like a character from women's booktok, whatever that means.

>>203440035
>gay wanking disease from wanking too much and can only cum from extreme gay sex
lmao ktim

>>203440004
Would be mortified if my Dad was a bender. Should have stayed in the closet the selfish bent freak.

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gagging for a pie

little paki fellas drinking around on electric powered bikes

thats our economy

>>203440026
tickles me that they probably have a fatso image folder for articles like these ready to go

vaseline on toast. peng

>>203440045
I've had enough of this bullying, gchq have been notified.

>>203440051
I like it. Only downside is that it sometimes has problems uploading images. After selecting an image, the browser sort of crashes and goes all black until you close and reopen it and reselect the image. I'd say this happens 50% of the time when I'm uploading an image.

>>203440052
everyone likes a duck i reckon

>>203440071
>mum is a similar age and weight to him

feel worried about her. always wished I could tell her to stop eating like shit but feel rude doing it

lunch has been lunched
now to suck a covfefe

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>>203440026
Sir Fat Camper

>cover letter
>six rounds on interviews
>probationary period
>meetings
>standups
>quarterly performance reviews
>mandatory work events
all just an advanced humiliation ritual

Business idea: England populated by the English

>>203440013
Ridley Scott's 2000 sword and sandals epic Gladiator starring Russel Crowe is the exception to this rule thoughbeit, the stellar soundtrack compliments the action beautifully but it would still be an entertaining Roman revenge story without it

need to get off the vodka and back onto the beers it's far too easy to drink. might start buying bud light. going to drink less by drinking more

>>203440030
Go away freak

what a fuck of a weekend
ready to kms

>>203440105
both of my parents are, you can only watch their decline. they are happy and they don't want to change, they certainly won't listen to you about it. quite sad but I don't think about it.

>>203440026
BACK TO THE MINES FATTIES

My Grandad is 25 stone and 84 years old.

Rorke still thinks England is real

why are millenial words "desu baka senpai" are not allowed on 4chan when zoomer words "ktim kwab kys" are allowed ?

>euros OUT
>pakis and nigerians in...
good bargain

You telling me this Lenin fellow was just a shitposter sitting in his little comfy London home writing about how his idea of government is better, and then he just became the main guy of the Soviet Union after then actual men with guns came and did some Winter Palace bashing. Mental that.

>>203439978
disturbing shite

>>203440068
>more expensive to employ people
>makes wage/salary rises less likely
how is this based in any way
gleefully taxing productivity has to be the dumbest thing this country does

>>203440105
Start making fun of her in a lighthearted way and the gradually become more brutal with your insults

>>203440137
enjoy this pic, hate scrounging cunts, even when it's for charity. also, not even an impressive feat either for anyone who cycles a fair bit.

>>203440176
just put the pizza in the box bro

>>203439987
he's right though

>>203440185
Povvo mongs are resentful and short-sighted

There is a type of Polish pizza called zapiekanka and I highly recommend it.

excited for how much of a disaster the budget is going to be

>>203440185
Exactly, I'd rather have the fucking pay rise every time. They'd get 30% of it back in income tax anyway plus the normal NI rate so they can get fucked.

Genuinely get pissed off whenever I found out about another little meme word that foids use like gaslighting and lovebombing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pguqqBQdSgU

>>203440070
id never speak to my dad again if he came out as bent. sure as hell wouldnt let him anywhere near my kids.

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>>203440102
Keep running away though don't they?

>203440229
bro gets zero pussy

On a week off and have absolutely nothing to do. Been browsing the astrophotography thread on /p/ but it seems very complicated. Going to go out later and see if i can see the A3 comet, you should too because it's not going to be visible for another 80000 years.

I'm a virgin.

>>203440229
cumbumming. But you're familiar with that one already innit lad?

>>203440176
How comes you still get loads of wogs then?

>>203440229
>lovebombing
first time I've heard of this

>>203440222
Kill yourself

>>203440242
Fuck off to Brit/Pol/ then you freak instead of spamming your hate here.

>>203440229
unserious is the newest one

>>203440240
he's not wrong

blud was raped by his uncle :skull:

>no job
>infinite money
the dream

>>203440243
haha does he know how daft he looks

>>203440229
They're real things thoughever

mumberg is 10.5 stone. i unironically weigh less than her lol

>>203440280
what does that mean when translated into retarded woman talk

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>>203440137

>>203440229
Not the same but they started using the term global majority instead of ethnic minority and i nearly shat my trousers in anger

>>203440223
Labour are already on 27% and level with the tories a mere 100something days out from 'winning' their huge majority
I'm not sure a landslide government has ever been less representative of the mood music of the country, hardly anyone actually wants these freaks in charge and they have near carte blanche to do as they please, even extending to bringing up policies they never even mentioned in their manifestos
Horrid govt hope it gets smashed next time

love love LOVE standing outside in the cold

i am 16 stone

Push press up to a top set of 110kg x4 today lads
Should hit it fairly comfortably, did 4x4 with 105 last week. 115 x4 or 120x3 next week hopefully

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It takes a freak to know one

>Rorke idol Russell Brand flogs £180 'magical amulet' which he insists will protect fans from 'Wi-Fi and evil energies' in airports

why do you all know exactly how much your mum's weigh? Are you weighing your mum's?

If you weigh less than 15 stone you're not a man.

nearly 19 stone, BIG FAT CUNT

>>203440254
arent we all

>>203440302
Mental how I posted this >>203362513 on sunday and the very next day he was exposed lmao

>>203440326
fatarse

Why do Brits bother with "stone" anyway
Kilos and pounds are right there

i am 16 stone and my resting heart rate is 110bpm

>>203440307
the last lot were shit
this lot are fucking shit
the quality of MPs in this country has never been so low and honestly think it can get worse

>>203440326
Stones?

>>203440268
stfu nonce in a wig

armpits reek of dairy milk brownies

>>203440341
Kilograms is good. It's very precise and well structured. Stone and pounds is a brainlet system.

imagine being such a limp-wristed bitchmade faggot you get a 'high' of nicotine.

>>203440341
unserious country

>>203440240
mental how the mandem actually got this spot on

The elites hate us

You're not serious people

My morning so far:
>wanked
>got out of bed, pissed and washed face
>sat at computer for 2 minutes
>went back to bed and had another wank

>>203440307
not a leftymong but who gives a shit about public sentiment lmao they are locked in regardless

>>203440354
It's because the pay to be an MP is shit given all the hassle that comes with it, so you only get tarqs for whom being a politician is a vocation and the money doesn't matter, or people so determined to lord it over us all they are probably wrong'uns. Actual sensible and capable people very rationally do other things for more money and less stress.

>>203440240
this is so depressing, guess I'm staying NEET

>>203440004
he's so based for this

>>203440386
nicotine has hardly any impact on me

toil in 2 hours

>>203440371
>>>/r9k/britfeel/

(to the tune of TMNT)
smooth and creamy chocolate raisins
smooth and creamy chocolate raisins
bag of chocolate raisins
from the co-op

>>203440352
I'm 17 stone with a RHR in the low 60s
Get a clue

>>203440026
shortcut britain in a nutshell

>>203440428
the great thing about the UK's collapse is that it gives me an excuse to be a NEET

in fact it isn't an excuse, it's an outright justification

>>203440352
13 stone with 46 bpm RHR

>>203440459
Too right

Might have a holiday to /britfeel/. it's been a while

Yamada is afflicted with a strange disease and has to ejaculate once every three hours as a result. However, he has now broken both hands and ended up in the hospital. As a result, he has to ask the nurses in the hospital to take care of his needs.

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Be honest lads, how long have I got left?

i weigh 65kg
resting heart rate is around 45-50
in very good shape

cringe larpers you lot

>>203440446
Don’t like the co-op
Expensive, full of shoplifters

>>203439939
looking good

>>203440240
he's right but where are you going to go, all of the West is like this

>>203440480
What's the M stand for?

>>203440424
We have a choice between rich cunts feathering their own nest or deranged moral busybodies who hate you and want to ban anything and everything.

>>203440489
Employee owned.

>>203440354
>>203440424
Two fucking boring bastards who thankfully will not be reproducing. Hang yourselves.

I unironically weigh 23 stone, my resting heart rate is 78

>>203440517
no
no i don't think i will

>>203440513
No it isn’t

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wtf???

>>203440520
I weigh 8 and a half stone. My resting heart rate is mid 60s but dips down to 59 at times

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Out shopping with mumberg

>>203440506
Miggers

big deal
my iq is 280

>>203440540
It is though isn't it.

>>203440548
parp

>>203440544
Calories in
Calories out

>>203440517
Alri Keir no need for that

I am 6'3 and 14 stone with a BMI of 24.5

>>203440517
*drags you to the side*
mate, i know you want to fit in and everything, but you're trying too hard. You see, this "needlessly hostileposting over mild posts" stopped being funny many years ago. And you come across as a man trying far too hard to fit in. If you don't buck up your ideas, get a clue, people are going to start noticing. Now get back out there and start again ok pal? good lad

>>203440548
windrush veteran

You now remember that Nichola Sturgeon destroyed the Scottish National party for the price of a two bedroom house in Glasgow

>>203440548
dumb crossposter
>>>/tv/204531295

>>203440561
It’s not
You’re wrong

>>203440473
first post I saw was someone scared of the postman. Fucking hell deary me grim and all that

>>203440580
Wish she destroyed my cock and balls

might illegally immigrate to japan

>>203440568
bro wants to be the janitor

>>203440580
what

>>203440580
>you now remember
>Scotland
nah

>>203440588
Did you used to remind the teacher of the homework as well? Sad twat.

about to unbox my new iphone 16

>>203440619
how is this parroted yank meme supposed to make you look any less embarrassed?
just don't do it if you're that defensive about being called out

used to think Gregg Wallace was the owner of Greggs

Makes me laugh when I realise there are countries called Ireland and Wales and Scotland that are full of people that look identical to us, speak the same language and live in an area that looks indistinguishable from England but would all get extremely arseravaged if you call them English.

>>203440619
>>203440637
uhh lad? what did i tell you? read it again
>>203440568

genuinely starting to struggle fitting my fat arse into my trousers. might need to go up a size

>>203440544
corr bet her farts stink

>>203440671
Why not lose weight tubby

>>203440671
hnng

>>203440319
Wow!
Post pics of your muscles strong lad x

>>203440659
tbf they also put on ridiculous incomprehensible voices for the sole purpose of not appearing English

Some proper cunts in here today, fucking proper cunts

>>203440685
i'm technically underweight actually

>>203440715
Bet you're Scottish

men care budgets and they don't get what they want
women don't care budgets and they get what they want

If you pay tax for five years you should get two years off paying tax then back to it

>>203440580
Our politicians literslly can't even do corruption properly.
Robert Jenrick approved a 150mil develolment for his mate for about 20 grand

Apple weather claiming it's 0% chance of precipitation
Just been outside and it's drizzling quite hard
Not sure what to believe in any more

>>203440715
probably just diegz having a pissy fit again

>>203440743
you pay your taxes and shut the hell up about it

>>203440743
alternative idea:
the first 250k you earn should be tax free. so for someone on 25-35k that would be many years no tax which would help get a house and get them settled in life then they'll be able to start paying tax.

Might take speaking lessons me. I sound monotone, quiet, and unsure of myself at all times.

>>203440811
vocaroo

>>203440794
Yeah that works x
Loads of people would spaff it on audi a3s and coke though then flee the country after 250k lol
Unless they’re like 32 by then and have settled down

>just deplete 50% of the country's tax base
mongs

that post violates a rule :/

just want to make dirty sex with all the fake titted romanian bimbos who advertise full sex at 150 an hour in central london

>>203440804
Really like this image
t. Piss fetish haver

got small hands, thin wrists and a quiet feminine voice

have loads of body hair and a broad chest though

>>203440804
sexo

Find it utterly and irrevocably mad that the Stone Age lasted for 3.4 million years

Should just privatise the NHS really and go for an insurance based healthcare system so we can massively cut taxes and govt spending

the rule of non-contradiction doesn't exist

>>203440848
Tax is made up anyway to yoke people with financial hardship, they can just print more money if they need it that bad

>>203440869
that's grim
did the nonce who raped you in childhood also piss on you?

>>203439939
Hi mate! Just a fellow Anon here. I'm just replying to you to remind you kindly that some of us here in /brit/ have autism and we get stressed out when someone comes along and just makes news with the same edition over and over! I personally have found using such threads really hard. If you could just please think about how your repeat edition effects others and their emotions and please just refrain from making any more of this edition in the future I know many of us here would really appreciate it. Thanks! :)

>effects

learning about moose

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Lots of beautiful honeys walking today

>>203440902
nope actually we'll have a shit expensive healthcare system, high taxes and govt spending and infinity wogs all at the same time LOL

Student Room
Open
Search
"squirting"

>>203440921
if you could just shut up that would just be so just

>>203440902
I don't see what everybody's problem is with privatising the NHS. Without an NHS there wouldn't be the tax to pay for it every month and we can just use that excess money to pay a private insurance every month instead. Faster treatment, better equipment, just a better system

>>203440902
the nhs is a sacred cow unfortunately

>>203440969
dubious post

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how I've ruined my life and been relegated to nothing but dead end wageslave tier casual manual labor because I'm a fuckup that dropped out of high school who also has a gap in their resume (which means nobody wants to hire you anyway lol)

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Sheps

arr ennhaitchess

Crazy how most of the money you earn goes to buying people hotel rooms and healthcare and weapons to blow people up, just not right

>>203440992
sheepz

>>203440972
Sometimes forget how many right wing mongs like you there are shitting this place up

>>203440872
do women go 'aaaaawwwww' when you talk? they start biting their lips when i do. sick of it

>>203440991
Lie on your CV you fucking mong. Imagine deliberately handicapping your future by playing by the rules nobody else plays by anymore

>>203440991
>gap in resume
can't you just lie about it

>>203440992
middle of october and only just starting to turn brown. global roasting isn't it

sir sheep farmer

>>203440991
this is me
:(

chortling at the government harping on about a £20 billion black hole but then refusing to tell the country how much housing economic migrants costs. what a shit-show. its like living in a simpsons episide

>>203440991
Which still pays better than a professional job in the UK

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ITT: numpties, and numpty enablers.

>>203441008
There is no reason to be so misty eyed about muh ennaychess leftymong. Abolish the whole thing and we'll have money to put in to a BUPA plan every month

>>203441027
Britain's been steadily turning brown for decades, mate

privatise the nhs
if there's any problem, entire brits will go violent and overturn the government and the new government with new laws will nationalise the nhs

that's how "demo"cracy works

>>203440972
Look at rail to see how well privatisation works

I'm addicted to plain digestive biscuits

Reminder that "squirt" is piss and the female orgasm is a myth.

>>203441046
Cool it with the racist remarks

>>203441079
also addicted to making very boring blogposts as well, it seems

>>203441027
nope, completely natural. trees will typically keep their leaves green when a specific combination of weather types occur. they're basically just hanging on to moisture a bit longer because of potential drought.

>>203441046
reeves is an aching simpleton

>>203441091
L

>>203441091
sent him flying

>>203441079
you're not alone

>>203441086
>Reminder that "squirt" is piss
Correct
>female orgasm is a myth.
Virgin

>>203441092
>trees will typically keep their leaves green when a specific combination of weather
Yeah and that specific combination of weather is happening later because of global roasting

>>203440969
wtf

>>203440841
no it's my greatest insecurity. I also have a pretty strong accent and dialect which I like, but it does make it even harder to understand me at times.

>>203441078
Rail was fully privatised in the 90s and handed over to a private company called Railtrack. The estimates and predictions were completely wrong, as it turned out that rail maintainence and upkeep is extraordinarily time consuming, complex and expensive. They cut corners to save money, and led to people dying in two train crashes in the late 90s.

one more shift toiling
then dentist toil tomorrow afternoon
then thursday, friday, saturday off

>>203441124
Women do not "orgasm" in the same way a man does.

>>203441145
no. its happened over many millions of years, otherwise the trees wouldn't have evolved that behaviour.

Alri lads, anything interesting happen while I was having dindins?

>>203440992
Hope this image helps your family find your body

she squarted all over my jizzule

>>203441177
grow up

do british have multiple private railway company that actually compete in the same routes?

>>203441169
how does that make it a myth, you goalpost-mover

Women aren’t that hard to get off but almost all of the ones I’ve been with penetration has almost nothing to do with it and I think it’s exacerbated by women’s tendencies to masturbate solely with clitoral stimulation
A woman could probably be trained to enjoy penetration more

>Amazing figures out today: members of the public are now making 150,000 reports of dangerous & illegal driving per year, using dashcams, helmet cams & mobile phones.

>90% of reports are leading to action against drivers.

Afternoon lads. Just woke up x

>>203441176
Yeah and that specific combination of weather is happening later because of global roasting

might study the female orgasm

>>203441186
No. They're franchised secured routes tendered out by the government to the highest bidder. Theres a complicated reason to do with the tracks why multiple companies can't compete on the same routes

>>203441211
lets pick up this conversation a year from now and see what the leaves are looking like

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ah yes

>>203441189
It naturally varies from woman to woman. Same way some lads like having their balls played with and others don't.

>>203441169
So they do orgasm then

remember that 90s joke where you insist the female orgasm doesn't exist. such a weird little joke that was

Me and my girlfriend have been in an open relationship for about a year and every now and then she’ll go out and have sex with other guys which is completely fine. The only problem is she always orgasms with the other guys and one even made her squirt and im never able to. She also always goes for guys who look nothing like me. Does this all mean she doesn’t find me sexually attractive?

bro went into his reddit bookmarks for that one

Already looking forward to the weekend's slopball but it's only Tuesday, grim

>>203441227
so it's only japan huh
there are multiple private companies competing for all
osaka-kyoto route
osaka-kobe route
osaka-wakayama route

>>203441190
based
driving standards are shocking

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steven spielberg is a gentile born in the wrong body

>>203441287
don't remember osasking

roads existed long before the invention of the car. drivers do not own the road

>>203441202
based spaniard

>>203441275
some internationals on youtube tonight IIRC
portugal vs scotland is on

Get the police off the streets
Get them in a comfy office
Get them watching the dashcam footage

>>203441302
good flick this

sampling some of the omar rodriguez lopez song desarraigo featuring ximena sarinana from the 2009 album xenophanes

yeah i grew out of watching football when i was 13 like most people

>>203441325
ah yes. can't wait to see tapnaldo statpadding vs the jocks

I had sex with an escort a couple of days back. Really don't want any judgement on this, I did it because I wanted to try it out. I didn't take advantage of any poor immigrants, this was a relatively high class escort (100 pounds + ) from a reputable company, so I assumed she'd be clean, regularly tested etc.

Went down on her and next day I suffer from dry, mildly chapped lips. It's not quite cold sores, but I'm worried its a sign or a symptom or something. I've used a chap stick on it for the last two days and the dryness has gotten better.

Leftymongs always go on about how much better Europe is but as soon as you mention healthcare and the private sector suddenly Germany and France don't exist. Its either the current shitshow we have now or the US shitshow.

Why is this?

>>203441325
Sorry I only like club slopball

>>203441349
Hope he finishes Stevie off

my new pillow protectors and knife sharpener arrive today

>>203441355
FOY

>>203441357
are you literally 60 years old

piss off

>>203441357
isn't taiwan the country with the best healthcare
we should look at what they do

>>203441336
99% of all crimes are never stopped in progress. Police on the streets is a meme to make you feel safe. Virtually all policing is reactive, after the fact. Life is not a hollywood film with police chasing armed robbers running out of a bank with cash

>>203441348
BENDER ALERT

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Rorke hunting leftypol

i might be employed but i have a neets soul

>>203441357
leftypol's world-view is full of contradictions and cognitive dissonance

>>203441405
Yeah they wouldn't even turn up for a bank robbery these days, not unless one of the robbers said something racist

>>203441409
>NFL hooligans
the yanks are learning

paycheck is the best flick among dick's works

got an erection lol

stick em up, im english

germany is fucking done from what ive heard on the vine

>>203441341
Based

Leftymongs get annoyed when you remind them the BMA is nothing but a trade union meant to enrich doctors and especially GPs, who are private business owners contracted by the government at tax payer expense.

>>203441475
Everybody knows the BMA is a trade union

>>203441455
how so lad

>>203441475
i thought leftoids love trade unions? or is that justproper leftists that barely exist any more?
'leftists' these days are just corporate loving neolibs

>>203441511
Apparently nothing works anymore. Their trains are shit, it took them 20 years to build an airport and was delayed for 10 years

>>203441409
This is Baltimore

>>203441518
for me?
respect proper leftists
detest the latter "leftists"
simple as

>>203441539
damn

>>203441539
that's just how it goes in the west

Gonna have me lunch. Be right back forum x

still crying because you lot called me a retard for drinking energy drinks

>>203441572
>>203441572
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leftists/neolibs/liberals are all the exact same people with the same dog shit world view, maybe they'll have an aesthetic LARP (like pretending to be communist) and one or two token issue differences (Palestine etc)

the "based old school leftists" are very rare nowadays or they're just considered conservatives