Happy birthday edition
brat? more like (talentless) twat
>crystal clear projection, timmy
on that sigma grindset once again
>>203443795>ai
I'm here today to talk about Men's Mental Health.
>>203443842I dont think John Oliver would say that in response.
>>203443795There is a not insignificant percentage of the world population that would like this image if they saw it on FB.
quite tired of the constant sexualisation of everything or just sex talk and constant sexual innuendo that has to be everywhere in normal life. it’s in songs. it’s in tv. it’s on adverts. it’s in jokes. it’s in random social media comments and posts. so tired. swear it never used to be so wide spread.
>>203443860fancy a madri?
Be above it
>>203443860Go on then
>>203443863I think we would
>>203443891Men's Mentle Heath
>>203443871Normie are cattle with no interests beyond their genitals or stomach.
Mad how spainnonce got his trip banned because he posted cp. What a freak
>>203443856The lads as it were
men's mantle health
ian mckellenknown buggerer but very few public partners in all his lifebritish celebrity big in the 70s and 80sodds on savile'ing (post-death nonce outting)?
>>203443856
Why is the population of subsaharan Africans in Israel a tiny fraction of what it is in other similarly sized countries?
>>203443908think that sums it up
drank a 1 pound corner shop energy drink and now my liver hurts and i think im taking dot (damage over time) damage
>Normie are cattle with no interests beyond their genitals or stomach.
Apparently there’s a Harry Potter books wiki, differing from the regular Harry Potter wiki in that it exclusively deals with the books, and not the movies, plays, or non-HP stuff like the Fanastic Beasts films. Artwork is used in images for characters instead of using images of actors. Seems superfluous since characters, events and plot details omitted from the films ARE included in the regular HP wiki. https://harrypotterbooks.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Page
>>203443871who do you think is to blame?
>>203443926Ian McKellan has claimed to never have had anal sex
using the atm machine
>>203443931Stop asking questions
>>203443953That’s in absolutely no way surprising every series that’s been adapted has that. There’s like three ASOIAF/GOT wikis
the AI girlfriend broke up with me
where's mouseoid
>>203444024Alri hokeen phoenix
>>203443953I remember years ago someone made a fanfiction where a 32 year old Harry is time travelled back to the very start of the book but all his memories are intact and he knows exactly what happens so he fucks with everybody as scenes play out for no reason
>that les romains music video with the dogsgrim
Might do a cheeky Sopranos watch
>>203444044been sectioned again
>Scotch independence legend Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed
one of the more expensive kitchen appliance brands being called smeg is absurd. what were they thinkingthey plaster it over all their stuff too. imagine owning a whole kitchen set- fridge, oven, kettle, toaster, all with "smeg" written in giant lettersimagine cooking your dinner in smeg. deary me.
>>203444075That’s actually a pretty common fanfiction setup. Was a year I was unemployed, isolated, and single and I got into reading Harry Potter fan fiction as it’s almost endless
>>203444134SMEG look cheap to me; I always assumed they were lower end
Either dead internet theory is real or people are genuinely enormous brainlets. Facebook these days is full of AI slop that doesn't look even slightly convincing but with tens of thousands of comments saying how amazing it is
Mental how a significant portion of my income is taken from me so the govt can give it to lazy and dangerous low IQ wogs who resent my existence
>>203444213this is why NEETs will always win
>>203444134It's crap as well. The Apple of kitchen appliances. Miele is far superior.
like a sound you hear, that lingers in your ear
>>203444187Mostly Pajeets and South East Asians commenting. OMG bootiful lady send bobs accept for marriage
>>203444213Hey I’m not a wog! Just a BASED NEET!
How’d they build the pyramids then
>>203444278all me
>>203444327hahaha
>>203444320math science history unravelling the mystery
>>203444024Hack that bitch back into submission
FIVE pigeons in the ash tree in the garden, fat cunts are breaking all of the ends of the branches off trying to eat the berries
>>203444256I look like this.
>>203444256
>“I rebuke you in the name of Jesus,” she says in response.>“Huh?” the deputy says.>“I rebuke you in the name of Jesus,” she repeats.>“You better f**king not or I swear to God I’ll f**king shoot you in the f**king face,” Grayson says.>He then draws his firearm and points it at her, and she ducks and says, “I’m sorry” while lifting the pot, the video shows.>“Drop the f**king pot!” both deputies yell.>Three shots are heard. After a few seconds of silence, one deputy says “shots fired” and calls for emergency medical services.>“Dude, I’m not taking f**king boiling water to the f**king head. And look, it came right to our feet, too,” Grayson says.screaming. Very very funny country.
>>203444364Stupid fucking NEET pigeons
>>203444368Are you a Rock n Roll Staaaa?
>>20344436412 pipers piping
>>203443914No he didn't
they are so active
>>203444380Looks like we’ll have to kneel again
>>203444364based reminds me of magpies here, theyll eat you out of house and home
>>203443968that's mad I've had anal sex with men and I'm not even gay
Civil servant here. Start prepping. That’s all I’m gonna say. Be safe lads
Sure! Here’s a cringey post that might provoke some “fedora tipping” responses in the /brit/ general on 4chan’s /int/ board:Ah, the noble British intellect—truly the last bastion of reason in a world overrun by emotional, uninformed peasants. While I sip my Earl Grey, I can't help but feel an immense sense of superiority over those who lack the sophistication to appreciate the finer aspects of life, like a quiet evening spent reading Shakespeare or contemplating the philosophies of Locke and Hume.Sadly, today’s "lads" would rather waste their time on football and cheap lager than engage in deep, intellectual discourse. They don’t even appreciate the legacy of the British Empire! We gave the world civilisation, but now the average Brit is just another mindless pleb.Honestly, it’s a pity more people don’t don a suit and tie when they go out, as I do, to uphold the true British gentleman’s tradition. But alas, modern Britain has fallen into a cesspool of degeneracy. Does anyone here still value class and intellect, or am I truly alone among the barbarians?This would likely trigger the board's tendency to mock "pretentiousness" with fedora-tipping images in response!
seven cronem croning
>>203444402I like to get drunk and abuse people on twitter so I'm pretty much him.
Would probably let a nice twink have a suck if I was drunk and horny. Wouldn't do anything else though.
>>203444380Link to video?
five bummers bumming
merry jeetmas
four whores whoring
>>203444339we should find a gf
3 white men weeping
>>203444516yeah probably
The word play, the semantics… their nauseating incantations… WE DONT GIVE A FUCK… traitors shall WILT for their transgressions… Saw-style torture devices… eyeballs ripped out… too graphic? Im scaring your 10 year old? our aims should legitimately disturb you…
two pakis smelling
two jews pooing
F for dekachin5, still suspended
>>203444491sonya massey
the cronem getting paid by the government to crone outside girls' colleges
FIVE WOODEN DOORS
and a rorke saying "it is over"
AND A BRADLEY IN A PEAR TREE
>>203444576OH MY GOD
Rorkeing around the christmas tree
Christmas gimmicks coming early
Anilingus
>>203444576done those cockwombles up like spunknuggets
we did it reddit
>>203444576Big 'Mark buying Jeff condoms' energy
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayyy
>English nationalist>name is O'Roke
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rorke
>>203444627We'll be getting 'him' booked soon
You cheap lousy faggot
Had paella for me lunch lads
In Dreseden 8900 tonnes of explosive were droppedIn Gaza 39 thousand tonnes have been dropppedOdd
Love them meetings where you realise you're in over your head x Im a fraud me
have to wonder how this website makes any money
don't really feel clean after that poo
>>203444730>In Gaza 39 thousand tonnes have been dropppedIt's 81 thousand tonnes
Having a depression day.
Since the christmas eve hometown pissup whereby loads of people I went to school with would always wind up in the same place in town kinda stopped happening I'm not sure there's anything I look forward to in relation to christmas now other than having time off work
You're a RorkeYou're a punkYou're an old slut on junk
>>203444743all paid for by gchq
>>203444730actually it's six million in gaza
Sir Rorkeington de Bigot of Niggerbasher Hall
so...this is rorke
>>203444768everyday above ground is a great day my leeeeeed x
>>203444808nigga look like a zweebus greebus
sir beer drinker
Rorke making a long bow out of a 77x2 inch ash sapling sanding the belly and the back until the limbs form a perfect parabola under duress
>>203444808if rorke were a cathe'd be hairless and fat
>>203444730Don't care about browns I'm not Irish diaspora
>>203444817I think this show remains unmatched in terms of its ability to parodyI'm not sure anyone other than Morris could make a nonce version of eminem so close to reality
>>203444762An antisemitic lie.
>>203444811nigga I'm not clicking your glowie honeypot shit
Where's belguck?
sir arc carrier
>>203444380shes clearly holding a knife
was xmas eve babeand xmas was for everyonebrown, Black, and yellaon xmas xmas dayall religionsand all ethnicitiesand sexualitiesand genders, of which there are at least 3so happy xmasit's so inclusiveand we all love the governmentand paying taxes!LOL what do u think of my parodi x
Pork sausages from the butcherChipsPeasAsparagusThe evening meal, as it were
Day three of toad in the hole toilThe final portion goes tonight lads
>>203444861You have AIDS
>Vaxine McWilliams: GIMME YO HONKEY DICK, CRACKA>Officer Rorke: MA'AM I AM TELLING YOU NOW, STAND BACK MA'AM, MINE LOINS ARE RESERVED FOR TRAD-WHITE WOMEN ONLY
>>203444882bit islamophobic mate
>>203444857What’s the show?
>>203444882grand
>>203444727No you didn't
you're a scumbag,a rigger,you're a big ugly n-
>>203444861https://nitter.poast.org/Breaking911/status/1815476274695213206#mcorrect linkcops did the right thing
>>203444899Antiques Roadshow
>>203444187look at the average post here people here are so thick they can't read or understand simple sentences and ideasthe average person is just very unintelligent
>>203444917Tweet not found
>>203444897kek
>>203444937Er yes
might go for an incel drive in my incel car (suzuki ignis)
>>203444950Not sure why these neeks don't just post the actual twitter link.https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1815476274695213206
>>203444917>first degree murderNot even close
>>203444937not a very nice thing to say
>>203444971Hmm... this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
>>203444960rocket league lookin ahh whip
Didn’t need to shoot her in the face did he
>>203444971nice one mate
>>203444998Which one
Looking like Tommy Tuchel for England, lads
>>203444988>>203445002lol I done u lot
>>203444937not really?
>>203445020not sure how i feel about a german
>>203445007Wut
>>203444960ignis (if it is current one) is a great first car old old fogeymobile imo but if you're whipping that between the ages of 22-69 then I am sorry
sup numpties
>>203445034theres 2 yank cop killings floating around today
>>203444998He should've simply shot the knife out of her hand
>>203445026u r a cheeky cunt m8 ill giv u that
>>203444917Why do blacks do this when police are literally setting their guns on them?
>>203445047thems fightin woids
>>203444491https://youtu.be/uWPHGVbVtuI
SeasideMARK and his fun little hat :)
>>203444960comfy, have a nice time anon
>>203445048The Grayson fella
>>203444576devilish
>>203445064low IQ people literally can't curb their impulses
always think I’m struggling but then remember some cunts will buy my old gym clothes and suddenly realise that people are much worse off
>>203445075this one asked for it quite frankly. imagine trying to knife up a copper holding a gun to you and expecting anything but execution
>>203445053Or shot her leg or something rather
>>203445124I'll buy them (unwashed)
>>203444917bit of a prowler myself if I'm honest
>>203445064lack of foresight and impulse control
>>203445124i buy tshirts from charity shops as my gym top
>>203444897Looks like a still from Resident Evil 5
Reading about hindus
any good youtube kino lately lads just been watching xqc recently
Can I still join the police force to beat up black people or is that stuck in the pastime of the 1970s?
>>203445176my gym tops are just some basic shirts I get for £30-40 each
>>203445201>>>/tv/204531718
>>203445204begging to be soijaked this
christmas in 9 weeks
>>203445215jesus get a fucking grip
>>203445229Mate you can get tops for like a tenner
might get into one piece
Rorke getting topped by leftypol after losing another argument
>>203445229where from?
Thomas Tuchel might be German but he does *look* extremely Anglo tbf.
Does this song still invoke feelz in British people?https://youtu.be/P4bKZT_Eg4A
>>203445216woke brigade put a stop to this :(
>>203445229I get plain white tees from Primark for 4 quid. Have like ten of them
>Yank election>Conveniently timed killing of black personBuzzing for COVID-24
Have to be honest here, my impression of Aussie men has gone up astronomically in the past 48-ish hours.
I'm a ching without a chong
I'll end up drinking myself to death if we have another pandemic LOL
really wish a nickname I just came up with now for covid caught on (shoahvid)
ROOOORRRKKKE
>>203445306Thought she had boiling water? Where is it? Another lie by american police
>>203445294hope you used condoms x
>>203445306What’s the media image of this? What’re they pushing? Seems like she attacked cops and got shot
Get all my exercise stuff from decathlonCheap and dece quality
>>203445269based retardhe looks German af
>>203445319Never used to drink at home, alone, before covid but now do it most evenings
reckon i'm seeing some politics outside of /pol/
>>203444917I don't get this. She threatens them with hot water, then when they point their guns at her she quickly apologises "I'm sorry i'm sorry" and seems to lower the pot to the ground but then she raises it again and tries to throw it in their direction and that's when the cop shoots herwtf?
>>203445306She was a basketball player? How tall was she??
>>203445344rorke blud omds
lol
I am entering my Sensitive Young Man era
after wanking to the same lass 5 times in a row, she becomes my gf. I dont make the rules
>>203445334looks like AI my goodness
>>203445319Sorry mate, the next lockdown will also include mandatory QR code alcohol purchase vouchers so you can't purchase amounts beyond the recommended weekly units so that excessive drinking does not place an unnecessary burden on our NHS at a time of crisisYou want to complain? You should grow up.
>>203445389What?
>>203445306Where's the video?
want to go into intelligence agencies but do you think my mental health history and suicide attempts will be brought up
>>203445361ktimWoke up on the floor by my computer a few weeks ago
keep the chat SSM related please x
may go to Maccies and get myself a cheap coffee, a "double double" as it were
>>203445424See >>203445075
>>203445424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8Onmlfa7ko>full BWC release
>>203445400Journalists don’t choose the pictures that go with their articles or even the headlines often. That’s on the editor.
>>203445400yes yes the media is corrupt, highlighting it now is just winding yourself up for nothing and is basically gay rage porn
>>203445383She was a big girl
>>203445435>>203445361based boozebergers making we want to get a bokkle of something tonight
>Full BWC ReleaseAda Wong Sex Arse!!!
>>203445334>>203445306she needed BWC
>>203445420Imagine the alcohol panic buying in the run-up to this being introduced
>>203445426Nah mate it’ll be fine
me? off the boozevile muck
>>203445420don't carehomebrew it is
might just do a siege
Clean shaven. Always.
>>203445404That's not a sensitive young man you spastic. Fucking medgroid failed normie mong
what would you do if a 6'6 basketball american woman came after you with a knife
>>203445451>those death wheezes
>>203445404I look like him
odds i go to my lectureevens i dont go to my lecture
>>203445546I’d listen to what she had to say. And that’s what no one else did
>>203445534havent shaved in about a month only showered once in that time also but i don't look that bad i suite it the problem is the dandruff and theres like flaky shit in my ear that i pull off everyday
>>203445574horrid time for a lecture. how dare they
>>203445546I would post about it all day on 4chan
>>203445541Shut the fuck up you little runt. I'll snuff the life out of you in an instant
>>203445580phwoar your arse must REEK
>>203445546I'm magdumping the second they're a threat.
>>203445534I also love licking hairless fannies
>>203445574bit late for a lecture innit lad?
>>203445424https://youtu.be/uWPHGVbVtuI?feature=shared
>>203445580alri asmongold
might go student union. anyone want owt?
>>203445631two stuck up bitches
>>203445631a pass so I can get in. I wasn't allowed in mine when I was at uni
>>203445268ARKET, where else can you buy decently thick shirts with a decent collar? just gave up trying to find t-shirts for less since it pissed me off too much
>>203445541>medgroidExcuse me?
https://youtu.be/b5aJ-57_YsQ?si=4xJrOdg_3a--xByn&t=1175why are we like this?
>>20344563118 year old fanny
>>203445546I hope she forcefully milks my prostate at knifepoint
>>203445643eight maids a milking
Saw some UK muslim on twitter the other day chirping up about how happy he was pubs were closing, pub culture was dying and new dessert restaurants were opening up insteadThey're laughing in our faces now
Am I the only one that used to have 6pm lectures
what happens at student union
>>203443871my manager is like this, no real hobbies or interests and no education so every conversation turns to crude sexual discussion within 2 or 3 minuteswouldn't be so bad if he said something normal about a previous gf, rather than using phrases like 'up the chuff'
>>203445600>>203445618idc you can insult me all you like, i don't see anyone anyway other than mum and dad sure they give me dirty looks and get on my case but like i mentioned earlier i just threaten them with attempting suicide again and that shuts the right up
>>203445679dunno, were you alone in these lectures?
ye da buys dominoes on finance for sunday dinner
>>203445679When I first went to uni in 2015 I had a 7:00 pm lecture.
Almost 4pm and I have done like fuck all work again today
Mad how everyone's always talking about Britain's decline and yet they don't stop moving here do they
If only there were some way to produce alcohol at home using common food and drink items and microbes that occur naturally in almost every environment
>>203445679i used to have to do labs 3 times a week that would finish at 8pmnever do chemistry at uni lads it is GRIM
>>203445716ah nah girl that fuckin sucks
>>203445678>dessert restaurantsnever seen thisdont know what it is
>>203445680cant even get the photoshop right you stupid indian mong. Wouldnt it be much easier to just send the email to yourself then screenshot?
>>203445719because I you grow up eating shit then getting pissed on all day is probably a priviledge
Got summoned to attend a meeting about my uni attendance and threatened with being kicked out once, then got a first class degree. Always think about that stupid HR wogette trying to give me a dressing down.
>>203445723probably easy to make a mistake and give yourself a life-threatening illness
>>203445679I had all my lectures on one day of the week. 9am-1pm, then 2pm-6pmStill barely went lol
>>203445701
>>203445748found it on twitter and thought it was funny you poof
Any Fulham fans in? The owner of your SOCCER team owns my football team too and that’s why they always play in London
>>203445738Shithole ice cream and dessert parlous that have inexplicably begun springing up in paki areas that are probably linked to criminal trades
>>203445719have you looked at pakistan in street view?
Come, come. Let us explore the dark vistas of LUST.
>>203445607demonic
>>203445770what the fuck are you even paying for at that point. you got scammed lad
had a 10% attendance in my last year and got a 2:1, (engineering) grim. was a couple of % of 1:1. will be one of my biggest regrets. also nobody ever contacted me about my attendance which is weird.
>>203445793corr used to love that studio whatever happened to them
Looking back at uni I really could have gone more and made more of it, it is absolutely nothing compared to working life and yet I was such a lazy slug going maybe 50% of the time at best and spending the other time playing fifa and wanking.
This very ugly girl wouldn't leave me alone in my first year of uni and I immediately understood how women felt in that moment. You feel insulted when they approach you.I'm not an incel btw.
>>203445810because nobody gives a shit and university is a scam, all they care about is money
>>203445451Holy shit that ogre death rattle
>>203445789Are you talking about Muhammad Islam, owner of the Fulham Fiddlers?
>>203445725Boo hoo
>>203445793sauce
>>203445826ktim>>203445810me
>fifaFucking grim
>>203445797rings of power season 3 trailer leaked?!
>>203445833should have pumped and dumped her
>>203445846Poor Asian man having to deal with 6'6 gorillas
Can someone explain why this body cam video has triggered this British flag poster (probably a Paki himself) so hard? Annoying little runt
>>203445804yeah i regret it. It was in some building in a different city to the actual university so they just did whatever they wanted. Lost out on the true uni experience because of this.Got a good grade and the word engineering is in the degree name, which has helped out a lot job wise. Still fucking hated every minute of those 3 years though.
>>203445793nah I already spaffed twice today to gal ritchie getting blacked and veruca james and karina white lezzing off
>>203445833not nice to talk about your mum like that
i'm 23 and have never gone to uni i dropped out of school at 15 and have done nothing since
BWC release you say
>>203445846She took like ten shots of 9mm to downWhen someone is that detached from reality multiple shots don't stop them you know they are fucked
>>203445878don't understand why Brit would be interested in some American nonsense personally
>>203445826ktim
>>203445846What a terrible loss.
>>203445878No one can explain the dark labyrinths of the Irish mind
Remember chopping a load of chillis one evening in our shared house at uni for a marinade I was making and then going into my smelly incel room and ended up looking at porn/wanking. The handling of the chilis wasn't properly washed off my hands and I accidentally transferred this heat to my cock and balls. I was in agony for a good 20 mins or so.
>>203445961>>203445961>>203445961
>>203445789KWABOTY
in the gym, are you more of an ankle sock or a crew sock man?
>>203445999more of a grab whichever 2 socks i find first off the floor guy
