Kentish Town edition
terf island
PENGTING
miss the tasteful sight of pubic hair in 80s films
*enters /brit/*
Poop
having a chucle
peng ting girldemyou bin libin in dem updem world
rorke exposed
Robert Kilroy-Silk
>>203461084
Niggas just don’t know how to fill out a PIP formOh well, natural selection, the most cunning will survive
Another good day done as an asda delivery toilman. Some proper weirdos and a couple of fitties today. And I delivered to Deano and Chantelle incarnate.
I don't need itI don't need itI definitely don't need it
>>203461119Why are they laughing at him?
if you feel bad then dont worry because everyone else does too and the people who dont you will hardly ever see
That little fanny Robin Ince is calling this bullying
CreativeCalm ASMR mentioned
>>203461124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF6cBf133rA
>>203461119Either of them do nudey stuff?
The real blackpill is you cannot escape the collapse. There is no where to go
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/77646437I remember
>>203461142Ocado delivery is the one. Lots of lovely tips around Christmas time.
>>203461167In your incel mind she is your girlfriend.
>Robin
mmhmm the shiesty wearing hoodlums are careless with katy’s inexperienced body aren’t they…… mmhmmjust mercilessly pummeling their s curved thugmeats into her small body….
would love to get in a fatal car crash and see my family and gfs reaction
>>203461186I shall reside a long season in the house of the Lord
>>203461142what sort of people rile you upmy flats a bit smeggy do you hold your breath when someone answers the door
>>203461167grim arse
>>203461164can hear the laugh without the audio
>Former First Minister died whilst 'struggling to open a bottle of ketchup' according to reports
>>203461186>The real blackpill is you cannot escape the collapse. There is no where to goYou can. There are still places to go. You can live a good live in eastern europe for example. They still have some time left. Our countries are done for however.
>>203461201no, just a nice cyber-celebrity to masturbate over when I'm boredsilly cunt
approaching hour 14 of the 8 hour shift. grim.
>>203461167Why are her legs so short
people really say that race mixing is wrong…
>>203461164to be fair I did think that the way Ricky treated and talked about Karl on their radioshow was really fucking mean. karl didn't give a shit and it was water off a ducks back, but I could easily imagine a softer soul being legitimately hurt by a lot of what Gervais said.
Why do so many younger Charli XCX fans refuse to give Britney's music a chance and hate on her, even though Britney's influence on Charli is so obvious?
diddy partydiddy "freak offs"p diddypuff daddy
HATE getting up for toil and it's slightly chilly but i can't wear a jumper because it'll just warm up in an hour or two and it'll take up space in my bag and i don't drive so i can't just leave it in my car
>>203461024estate agent sky
>>203461164It was bullying to be fair but it was funny so he's just going to have to deal with it
p diddler
England has a much richer history and heritage than Scotland, Ireland or Wales, and that's why the aboriginals of those 'nations' seethe about the English.
aff tae bed
>>203461255Some of it went too far but Karl did become a millionaire off it Also more liked
In.Housed.Wanked.
>>203461268holy blogoli
>>203461230
Wanking and you’re all involved
>>203461261britney never recovered from that melty she had in the 00s and that video chris crocker made about her
>>203461186While there's still uninhabited islands in this world, there's a place I can go
>>203461268Get a space heater and run it for like 10 minutes after you get out of bed
>>203461167Amazing natural body
>>203461245her biological father was a borrower
I am NOT a wanker x
>to be fair I did think that the way Ricky treated and talked about Karl on their radioshow was really fucking mean. karl didn't give a shit and it was water off a ducks back, but I could easily imagine a softer soul being legitimately hurt by a lot of what Gervais said.
>>203461268Hot bodied freak me love the current weather walking around in a t-shirt in 5 degree weather mm
just found out cillian murphy is 5'9, for some reason i always assumed he was a big lad, at least 6'1
>>203461164Ricky also drew his producer sucking off Steve Merchant
>>203461190ive been given the odd tips already. the thing is its always poorer people who tip so i doubt rich cunts who get ocado give anything. anyway its the hourly rate that i work for and i hear waitrose pays best
>>203461348Me after a long day doing fuck all in the NEETmines
>>203461342ok
had a Dani Daniels wank earlierfind her really ugly but in an attractive way
>>203461291Name?
https://youtu.be/LPq8_HB8QBA
>>203461346found it
>>203461336there are people genuinely so stupid they don't see that karl plays a character. hated my mong mates at school who loved this shite
>>203461376lmaooooo COCK MOGS ME!
>>203461371Where’s your manners? Imagine I walk in your gaff and just say “food?” Fucking rude mate
>>203461348Paradise
Mega Cilian cum loads Murphy
>>203461092EPIC
Britain has fallen.
cronem violently ramming his baton into katy’s body timmy downstairs hearing it all x and crying xxxx
>>203461376
>>203461398whys he so concerned about that cat
>>203461376The armpit hairs lol it's perfect
Can’t stand any of those adenoidal cunts. Although at least Ricky and Merchant had the Office to redeem themselves in my eyes
Rebecca Black Teases New Song to be Released on October 18
>>203461386
>>203461376Would probably get done for sexual harassment in thewe woke times we're living in
>>203461230>it's real
>>203461441Poor lass
>>203461376SCREAMING
>Would probably get done for sexual harassment in thewe woke times we're living in
>>203461438Seethe on
>>203461435owes him money :/
we need more women wearing these, and that's the fucking end of it.
>>203461218only rude people annoy me. or if someone lives somewhere difficult but dont bother putting on any instructions. but i dont really go into peoples houses. and smells dont bother me, in a different life i worked at a dog food factory. the most common 'bad' smell is weed but im not arsed about that.
>>203461441>October 18Friday?
>>203461376another one of him wanking while looking at his own reflection
>>203461489Not in bed though ouuie
>>203461505Ktim
>>203461505aww those chubby cheeks
>>203461238chin up lad think of the pay
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZElate 90s america is sovl
who is bigger in ireland oasis or U2
>>203461441saw her at thekla bristol and i was the only straight bloke there
>>203461531true. I also just had to keep an eye on my laptop and wait for my turn to do something. Basically the same evening I would have had anyways
Charles De Gaulle was such a fucking retard
might become gay for pay
me wan de pumpum ting
>>203461550serotonin y2k mall music
all I want for christmas is a blyth spartans away kit
lil timmy just came on his own belly
>>203461495>dog food factorysounds a bit grim thatdo you have to do all the packing of the baskets according to orders at the warehouse too
>>203461575how much are you paid for this shift?
>>203461585Yh wasnt 'stabile'.
>>203461119>>203461147FFS the channel was deletedit's not the whole callold.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/comments/178nwav/cringe_tiktok_live_19_yo_asmr_fan_gets_laughed_at/
just dug a hefty nose nugget from my right nostril
>>203461554oasis has more street cred but nobody really listens to either's musicU2 gets whatever they want because they have more money and clinton listens to them
jumperberg going to take up so much space in my inventory, need to buy a thinner one
>>203461167cunt
too many people on the planet really
>>203461570>TheklaOnce saw an OnlyFans twink I regularly spaffed to there
fedoras are awesomefedoras are awesome
>>203461605About £400 maybe. tax man will take his share of this as well like
>>203461655mine's bettermine's iiiiiinfinitely better
back to toil on the morrow
>>203461647um
>>203461670BAVI
>>203461655mine's better
I have unlocked a new mystery of gm_construct_13_beta tonight and have discovered Sad Grigori! ^^ He can be unlocked by inputting "2796-1646-20" in the console...
Think the mods should make it so when anyone's in /brit/ there's really classy music playing Might give you lot a kick up the arse
finally coming to terms with the fact that i wncomkf
>>203461670gail platt lookin nigga
seems like with a lot of lads you can either be handsome or tall and rarely do lads hit the genetic jackpot and get both, but even then they often still have to watch out for balding
>>203461693Like those train stations to keep the yobs at bay, so to speak
got an interview tomorrow
>>203461693TrueThread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmxvhBZkgFQ
imagine having a vegetarian dad. he may as well bring home boyfriends at that point
Finding beard hair in my bed, no wonder they are called pubes. They look the part.My beard you fuckers.
>>203461637tie it around your waist
chris crocker is a tranny and does porn now
ausgaylia
>>203461693Remember b had christmas music playing over a decade ago so it has been implemented
>>203461752what timmy actually gets when he brags about his wife sorting tea out
syruply googles chris farrant
went into my universities arab institute building earlierit's actually probably the nicest building on campus, but it's got loads of propaganda on the walls and seems to have a big hard-on for Kurds
>>203461763>>203461766mad how
>>203461778Yeah they do it sometimes in the catalogUE as well like on /sp/, it's just a YouTube embed which they hide. Bit cheeky
>>203461693Remember i used to go to a bookshop that played vivaldis four season on repeat. People who worked there must have gone nuts
wonder if vice city in gta 6 will be bigger than liberty city and los santos despite the fact that miami is a lot smaller in real life than ny and la
>>203461792What's little miss muffitt got to do with anything?
Might shoplift two trombones and glue them together in an interlocking position and tape them to my neighbours front door just to unsettle them.
>>203461812Wonder if youll ever have sex
has to be said that the americans do nice junk food - honey mustard sauce and those biscuits/scones need to come to the UK
>>203461792>it's actually probably the nicest building on campus,And do you think this is by chance
>>203461812just wish they'd stop making all their maps islands like some kind of apocalyptic event and split everything up into islands, just have a connection to the mainland but don't allow players to cross it, make their plane or whatever turn around automatically when they get out of bounds like they did in saints row, it's not rocket science
>>203461858Think the UK already has scones mate
>>203461792Now look for the plaque that says paid for by saudi arabia
>>203461575sounds easy enough
>>203461880invisible walls are shit
>>203461864I know it was build due to big foreign donations, but it's just very nice to be a building which doesn't reek, isn't damp, and where there's not gum crammed under every single surface
>>203461881yank biscuits are different though, much breadier and saltier
>>203461921it's not really an invisible wall, you don't run into it, it just turns you around so you can't break the game
the smell when you haven't washed in a did a day and pull your foreskin back and that smell hits you
>>203461956Like in cobbler
French people be like: sucheting une nigeure
>>203461977Think you have fungus mate
>>203461956One might say like a spaffed-in yeast-infected fanny
>>203461965Why are you such virginious little cretin
>>203461965like a line you can't ever cross and that isn't visible to the player
https://www.twitch.tv/emiruI was too late to hear her talk about asmongold
Sq'irk treeWinterSpringAutumnSummerSq'irk treeReleased 12 February 2007 (Update)Members YesQuest NoLocation Sorceress's GardenOptions Pick-FruitExamine It bears withered fruit.MapSq'irk trees are a species of tree that are found in the Sorceress's Garden minigame. They stand at the end of each maze and yield a certain type of sq'irk fruit. The type of sq'irk that it yields depends on which maze the player is in. The types of sq'irk trees are winter, spring, autumn, and summer. Picking a sq'irk will give a player 30 to 60 Farming experience, depending on the tree picked. When a sq'irk is picked off the tree, the player will magically be teleported outside of the maze.These trees cannot be chopped down.
wonder why people live in new york, why would you want to live in the world's #1 target for terrorists and nukes (except maybe washington dc)
>>203462018Right on time to told to fuck off
>>203462012i have had sex, shut up>>203462016well they have to stop you at some point
Its wild that actual school uniforms aren't sexy, but school uniform is still a fetish
>>203462031Paris and London have had way more terror attacks than NY
Weird answer
203462018Simp poster is the worst poster here and probably spaintard too.
>>203462027
That's right lads buy our Pop-Tarts, M&Ms and other goodies
my wilburforce stinks after washing because of willy dribble
>>203461792university of exeter mentioned
>>203462031Dude so true, dealing with nuclear weapons in New York has been such a hassle in daily life
If Taylor Swift fans are called swifties, Rebecca Black fans are called....?
>>203462018>asmongoldNever heard of him till today has he got anorexia?
what is a Kurd
>>203462074if nuclear war broke out, or some terrorists got their hands on a nuke, nyc would be at the top of the list
>>203461604i liked the dog food factory. it was a fun place to work. then again i was doing a lot of drugs at the time. some men will never experience the feeling of being shoulder deep in a barrel of hot blood from a fresh slaughter while high on heroin, and i pity those men. no, the store has pickers that pick the orders and put them into crates in the loading bay. we take them outside and load the van. they are loaded according to their number on a run sheet. when we get back we take the empty crates back inside, and have to put away rejected substitutes and failed/cancelled deliveries. thats the worst part of the job.
black irish
>>203461914i went to sleep for a little bit. It's fine but now I am gonna go to bed just to wake up to another 8 hours of work.
I legit cried when I saw her live last year. Not because it was an especially powerful performance. But I was just so moved thinking about this young woman who was the object of ridicule for the entire internet as a god damn teenager has powered through and found success doing the exact thing she was ridiculed for. I, and most people I know, would crumble. More she's touring and performing to a legitimate fanbase while her haters are still at home talking shit online. Major props to her she's a beast
>>203462092By product of milk isnt it? What miss muffet ate
>wake up at 6>go swimming>starbucks run for my team>office by 8:30>protein bowl for breakfast whilst checking emails>write todo list for the day>team meeting at 9:00>deep work until lunch>salad bowl for lunch from a new spot near the office>afternoon meetings>deep work until the end of the day>back home by 7>'eliveroo from my favvy italian spot >/brit/ and work on my side hustle until midnight>beddingtonsmy plan for tomorrow
>>203462071wow, yeah, that's right - lovely view from the balcony. hope I don't share a module with you.
>>203462074dodging nukes on the way to the subway before finally succumbing to a crackhead black lives splattering you all over the tracks
gay men love they public toilet rendezvous
As someone who got properly into Rebecca Black during her circa 2013 YouTuber era where she did a few covers like Royals & Sweater Weather that made me think hey, wait, I think she's actually talented and I want to see where she goes with this: she had quite a few single/EP drops over the mid-late 2010s that I'd class as decent but not groundbreaking pop - stuff like The Great Divide, Anyway, and Do You. Enjoyed them enough at the time to keep tabs on her career throughout, and some of those songs are still in my rotation but during that period she always had the feel of someone who'd not quite found their identity or niche as a pop star.Then she found that niche at the start of this decade with a more electropop/hyperpop direction and her stuff is SOLID - she's come out with a mixtape/EP/whatever you'd like to call it (Rebecca Black Was Here) and a full album (Let Her Burn), toured both of them (I went to her London shows for both projects, she's a fantastic performer with great stage presence and her Sick to my Stomach choreo is criminally underrated), plus come out with a couple of standalone singles along the way such as Read My Mind with Slayyyter and, of course, her hyperpop reworking of Friday which is now her encore song at shows. I think she seems fairly happy having a smallish cult following but at the same time I do think her new material is strong enough that I can see her blowing up in the future - not necessarily to the level that we've seen recently with, say, Chappell or Sabrina, but I think if she has a serendipitous moment of opening for the right artist or playing the right festival it could really open up a mass reevaluation of her as an artist
>>203462095Dont think they freshly slaughter animals at the dog food factory. Its all bumholes and eyelids left over from human food
>>203462123sounds very gay
>>203462097in other words, english
>>203462136haha ... i'll be watching for you batty boy . . .
Opposing public sex just because its LGBTQ+ people doing it is so cringe
>>203462046too yankified for my taste
gay poo peng peng peng peng peng peng poo peng
wish i lived in the pacific northwest, seattle or vancouver (yes i know they're both leftypol hives and have a lot of homelessness and crime)
>>203462118No idea who this is
>>203462182big treesvery hyperborean, very carboniferous
The dog food factory. Also known as your mums fanny
The only thing I can bust to when I watch porn anymore is Latina, Indian and Asian women
>>203462123>starbucks run for my teamDont fuck up the order this time Matt. And youre not leaving till 8
Swear half of /brit/ has been to exeter
>>203462166haha
my older brother is 24, has wife, 1 kid with another on way, built his own house.I am 22 and don’t even have a job. Do you know how tragic that is
>>203462242for me its amateur South East Asian porn channels on Telegram
>>203462123>protein bowlwhat is that?
>>203462157The abattoir was around the corner. It was premium dog food so it was mostly bone, blood, tripe and organs. it also had egg for binding, a preservative, a small amount of vegetables, and a little bit of apple.
HWN score 1000 goals
Next /brit/ socially. Tank up at the Impy, pit stop at maccies, then off to Unit 1 for cheesy tuesday.
>>203462123>Wake up at probably about half 12>Lie in bed til 2>Get out of bed and have breakfast>Back to my room to play videogames>Dinner>Browse the internet>Bed somewhere between 11 and 4My plan for tomorrow
get veterinarian nurses paid
>>203462182I live near Seattle, the biome is really really sweet its like something out of Jurassic park, the state government basically ruins the state like you already know.Tons of Asian and Latino immigrants
>>203462272When you let him spaff in your puffed up cheek
how utterly blackpilling it must be to be an ugly man
>>203462252Exeter is a tarq uni and /brit/ is a tarq general
You guys ever used a smartphone?
>>203462257I'm 30 and have less than 2 years cumulative work experience under my belt
>>203462262There are some extremely hot women on CreampieThais
>>203462305ktim i just stopped caring. its that easy
>>203462257He built his own house? Is he a 19th century pioneer in the American west? Abraham Lincoln looking motherfucker
>>203462314Gran'pa
>>203462317Based
>>203462252Exeter is for public school Oxbridge rejects that crashed so hard they couldn't even get into Durham or York. That's why they end up here as well. They spiral you see.
just played stellar blade
>>203462328No I meant it as in he paid the builders to build him a custom House
>>203462257I'm 25, never had a job, had 3 relationships in my entire life, no kids, live with mumYou'll be fine.
think the pretty young girl in tesco fancies me
>>203462314Yeah, they are cool and VERY fucking annoying because you have to go into multiple spots in the settings so you arent being constantly tracked in multiple ways
>>203462305Being ugly is such a monumental barrier to happiness that if you're born ugly you might as well kill yourself now and spare yourself a lifetime of rejection, disappointment, and isolation.
>>203462374How have you had relationships if you’re a grown man without a job?
>>203462305yeah its wank :(
who summoned me
>>203462257my younger brother is 29. owns a business, has a wife and a kid.im 32 and have fuck all
>>203462360>they couldn't even get into Yorkshowing your age there lad, Exeter overtook York probably a decade ago now.York is Liverpool-tier now.
The younger brothers name? Albert Einstein
>>203462360I thought that was Loughborough
>>203462325kek already nutted to plenty of their vids.
>>203462430Should get him to hire you then do a giggs and fuck his wife
>>203462373How does he have 200k+ at 24 to build a house
one day Tim is going to post one of these girls from an app and I will have shagged her
you won't find happiness comparing yourself to others lads because there'll always be someone better off than you
>>203462469i dont have the skills to work for him and wouldnt want to let him down. and id never try and shag his mrs.
>>203462489sage wisdom, this. comparison is the thief of joy n all that
>>203462399not wrong
compared myself to a slug, damn he's living good
>>203462482He owns a business and his wife’s a dentist they both paid for it
>>203462550Timothy James Byrne after he hears the builders next door
>>203462550Tim on the loose again
>>203462563
I don't get happy and confident anymore when I drink. Instead I get depressed and withdrawn. How do I recapture that liberating feeling I once felt when getting shitfaced?
>>203462566Think I remember someone made the hallway tvs in school play this with sound
>>203461858>honey mustard saucebeen eating that in england since the middle ages, retard
who’s Tim?
*coughs loudly in your face*Excuse me I'm allergic to bullshit
Time to start wearing a mask againCovid season kicking back up
>>203462623Hi
>>203462560Sound like proto deanos probably built some grim deano box. Reckon you should cut off all contact with them mate
nothing to smile about in my life
luv emsimple as
after weighing up the pros and cons, I've decided to become a sissy nigga for bwc
>>203462560Fraternising above your station lad
>>203462643He already cut contact with me years ago when I dropped out of uni
I think I was cursed because I did a burglary 10 years ago and stole instruments from musicians. It's like stealing tools from a tradesman. It's known to curse the thief with bad luck. And I don't know how to make amends to lift the curse.
>>203462642tim how many girls you shagged off hinge then
>>203462676based, loved you in independence day btw
>>203462615Drink everyday so you develop a little bit of an addiction. You'll feel worse when sober in comparison but better when drunk in comparison to not having an addiction.
>>203462685Brutal
Just matched with a lovely lass on Tinder. She works in Aldi and loves learning Russian
>>203462674never really understood how they work
>>203462674vghhh 1960s norf sovl
>>203462691Used to steal things from people when I was very young, I think I stopped around 10 years old or some shit
>>203462691bro running away with a bassoon
>>203461599blog on
>>203462086he lives like a tramp and on soda in his childhood home but he's a millionaire. I reckon he's autistic and possibly depressedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWqIhkiJk9A
>>203462701I have had sex with approximately 40 women
Remember when all this happened. Mad that
>>203462784all in Sydney?
>>203462800Aye
>>203462755>bro running away with a bassooncan the man drill?
>>203462714My life
What I've Jacked Off To: An Autobiography
>>203462778Its called being an eccentric when youre white and rich
>>203462287KAHTEEMmight get steaming too
>>203462803I've done about 100 reckon we might be eskimo bros
>>203462833100 women sexed, bloody hell you get around mate
>>203462004ummmmmm
i have had sex with two women
>>203462809Not much of a brother if he didnt support you, someone who cares about status and wealth more then their own flesh and blood is extremely grim. Unless you dropped out for being a nonce or something
>>203462866*makes mental note*At least two victims
>>203462746I shoplifted all my life. I was prolific as a kid but still do it occasionally. I don't feel bad about stealing from corporations. Ripping them off is fair game. >>203462755it was a few guitars and an amp
>>203462741All of the local sewage would be stored in a cesspit beneath the scaffolding, the fumes from this sewage would then collect and expand a balloon which could function as a blow-up gasholder (which is where the name comes from) and would fill the scaffolding (see >>203462742 for a partially inflated balloon). The gas in these holders could then be used to meet regional demand as and when it was needed - though they were more common in industrial areas where gas-usage could fluctuate massively throughout the day, but would otherwise be used to heat homes and such.
curious dynamic in /brit/ where the aus posters are all shaggers (lachie excepted) and the brit posters are largely virginal freakazoids
NEW>>203462939>>203462939>>203462939
>>203462866me? lost count. dozens.
had a kid whinging at me this morning because his dad was a mong
When's the new lads?
>>203462928This sounds true but also made up... isnt this eco friendly
>>203462928seems like a good idea. wonder why they got rid
