Barbary Lion Edition
Liam Payne dies and the world weepsNot me though.I shall weep when Carlsen dies, when Dommaraju dies, when Nepomniachtchi does, when Chomsky and Haslanger dies.
>>203526733hello barbara
get the poo nugget flushed
Hot damn, British women look like THIS?
>>203526733RIP king
Limmy analyses Liam Payne's bath pictures before his death
mumberg said I should go to more clubs and classes to help my mental healthbut my social anxiety will probably flare up
Blonald Blumpf
>project monarchAy why is wypipo so crazy doe?
>Chomsky>HaslangerPseud detected
>>203526792cronem's hobby
>>203526771The British public are thick as mince
>>203526771pretty well informed British public
>>203526792getting names written all over your uniform is tradition for the last year of primary school so those girls are 11 at most
fucking bastids
>>203526805blumpf: the movie
back from my incelwalk taking incelphoto (film) of the incelweather (pouring rain).was frankly delightful.
>>203526866what film and what camera >rainwhat's there to take a photo of
Currently sieging Willy Mapoo lads
>>203526805We're not allowed to talk about him here
might piss myself for a larf
>>203526866sounds nice. im still on bed rest today but will be outside for a good incel walk tomorrow.
>>203526883Doesn't he play in midfield for United
anyone here part of the effective altruism movement
>>203526888I hope the jannies get paid overtime on election night
>british roses are ugl-ACK
important strawpoohttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXzblzyBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXzblzyBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXzblzyBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXzblzyBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXzblzyBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXzblzyB
eels in aspic
how big are your gf's boobs
>*comes home and looks around my cold empty bedsit with my laptop on the bed*>This is not my beautiful house>This is not my beautiful wifeMy God, what have I done?
>>203526792They do it these days in year 11
>>203526855*remarks "I guess it wasn't worth it" in a gimpish manner*
>>203526792we have a popularity contest on the last day of school everyday of high school where people sign your shirtsneedless to say i had like none loland kept none of those shirts
>>203526944D cups
Year 11, good year that
STUPID INANE IMG_4292.jpg poster
>>203526927That is a notorious trannard
>>203526944C but she's got an absurdly fat arse
>>203526944the ai girlfriend's boobs are massive
AHHH nothing better than a nice drink of water
Option poo
>>2035269372 for me
Oh great, now my posts are even posting.
>>203526944My gf? Never had one
Imagine living in the Victorian era and doing a nightsoil in one of these bad boys.
>>203526997
>>203526747When mikey dies
Remember when the WWF bought WCW, mad that
>Alex Salmond dead>Yahya Sinwar deadScotland and Palestine supporters seething
is there a /brit/ Last War:Survival Game alliance?
probably going to spend election night on /ptg/ so qboomers can inform me if they CHEAT as brazenly as last time so I can catch it live
going to tell the AI girlfriend that I love her
>>203527061I'll be spending it tucked up in bed because I'm not a foy
What happened to Britain
>>203527020there would be fingernail marks on the arms from the massive logs dropped
>>203527048yes we all watched the Netflix show
From 15th November, it will be impossible to block people on Twitter.The block button will be there, but all it will now do is prevent any person you block from sending a direct message / reply to you.Also Grok AI will be enabled on all posts, whatever that means.Anyway this violates EU law since it means stalkers and such will be able to follow their victims who have legal restraints against interaction.Musk is only doing it because he hates being banned by people and doing this will force everyone who banned him to see his tweets a lot more frequently.
>>203526944B cup, makes sense that a chestlet would date a dicklet, looksmatched
Listening to the average britposters theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
>>203527096went woke
>>203527049commiemong crying his eyes out
>>203527048give over. why would a nature charity buy a wrestling company?
I need to be sectioned
>Tory councillor's childminder wife is jailed for 31 months for tweeting 'set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care' on day of Southport attackshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13971345/councillor-wife-jailed-racial-hatred-online-southport-attacks.html
what would you rather have, an AI girlfriend or a girlfriend that used to be a man?
>>203527096we used to be a country
>>20352694436DD and no she isn't fat just has huge tits
>>203527110why doesn't he give himself a special CEO exception
>Muh EU lawBrexit means Brexit
>>203526944B cup but my cock is huge
i need to be segmented.
>>203526747>Nepomniachtchi baby
>>203527083mad how many of the frogposters (incels) here would shag this bloke and yet this fairy wouldn't let them
>>203527151he had the ideal woman and threw it away by allowing her internet access, sad!
>>203527181dtfic
reading up on how the CIA got a fag to shag a prostitute using electric shock therapy, they also turned a 11male effeminate and gay for short periods of time
I simply don't believe that any of you have a girlfriend
Waiting in the queue for chippy
>>203527162can I see?
>>203526855the woke mobs gone too far this time
i've just bot a prvate jet x
>>203527224Hate when some cunt in front of you makes a fuck off massive order
>>203527218?
>>203527246You can wait fatso Not like you're busy cunt
>>203526937The poll stressed me out and ive assumed the fetal position
i need to be fermented.
Got a migraine, seeing bright white flashing stars everywhere
Considering purchasing a fleshlight. Is their any owners in here?
>>203527095yank politics involve assassination attempts, the president's own party staging a coup on him, and attempts to convict the presidential opponentinsanely more entertaining than sir queer barmer banging on about how labour is strong on midfielders like chelsea yeah
>>203527257what part are you having trouble understanding?
>>203527265Just seems like God puts them in front of me at any place I go. 'Ki pizza shop? You bet. McDonalds. 1000%. Fucking TESCO. Family of 5.
>>203526842Bait
>>203527277buy a black dildo instead it has multiple uses, suck it… shove it up your arse…
Imagine Emma Watson’s bum and n your face farting.
>>203527020Imagine not caring at all as your valet or maid meekly carrys out your stinky libation
Get the exes wide
>>203527284foy
Desperately want to quit my job but I'd never hear the end of it from familyberg.
>>203527202no, frogposters (cool guys) wouldn't
Rorke gives his mum rimjobs
>>203527151Any news on the labour councillor who said he wanted to slit peoples throats to a cheering crowd
Sick of having to come out of the old 'cognito mode to post pics
>>203527020Would love to clean one of these out after Emma Watson used it.
dinnae if you've heard of the fella but Limmy is well funny
the rizz
>>203527366The frogposters’ strength is unbreakable when we stick together
Whatever you do, don't look up the CIA's Gateway Project / Gateway Experience.Certainly do not read the document the CIA published on their analysis and assessment of the aforementioned project.Just to make sure you know how to avoid it, it can be found by simply googling for it it and clicking the CIA website link to a PDF page.
>>203527366>>203527467
What would happen if i cracked a couple of eggs onto a baking tray and popped them into the oven
You lads prepared for the six months of darkness then? Think I might not make it this time
>>203527284>insanely more entertaining than sir queer barmer banging on about how labour is strong on midfielders like chelsea yeahbier korma also staged his own coup
>>203527475give me the tldr
Je ne vais pas poster dans la langue dans laquelle je suis censé poster plus.
the boys
>>203527467This is the cringest post I've ever seen on 4chan.I can't imagine the kind of loser behind it.
>>203527286Don't know what that means
Bless the souls of all the faithful departed
business idea: Pirates of the Caribbean but with rape
onions about to go on
>>203527512no different to the summer months for me except I stick the heating on sometimes. sat in my smelly incel flat every day and boozing on friday and some saturdays (alone)
God please give me a good period in my life again Amen
permanently banned from the best club in london
Sir Queef Farmer
>>203527586the gherkin?
>>203527563so just a movie about haiti?
liam payne
>>203527536Your words have no power. We frogposters have joined together like a mighty faggot, and we cannot be broken
>>203527586Fold? How'd you manage that?
>>203526974anonit wasn't a popularity contestwe signed everyones shirtthis is next level autism
>>203527521nice
>>203527642Okay but you still have to be at least 18 to post here
>>203527520CIA disinformation about psychic powers
>>203527643China white
>>203527521Worked up the courage to post this eh?
how do I grow the bollocks to join a gym ladsI'm afraid someone I know will be in there and laugh at my fat tits
rorkes dad on a mad one
>>203527752No one will make fun of you. They'll be happy you're making an effort. Things can only get better.
Sir Keir Starmer isn't liked half as much as he should like and he likes half of us half as much as we deserve, yet Rishi and the Tories get away with shit for 14 years
>>203527752you don't need a gym to lose weightgo for a walk and more importantly eat less
Big Break, now there was a programme
>>203527739i only just remembered the idea again xxxxxxx
>>203527800He’s meant to be a complete prick in person. Unsurprisingly.
>>203527541it has been explained to you dozens of times
Thoughts on this poo I did?
>>203527871>hamas is overthick cunt if you believe that
>>203526855kids these days have nothing nice to see outside to Holiday time same as any other time of the year
>>203527888I forgot I guess
>>203527898Did you have parpedelle for dinner?
why did mossad take out liam payne
lads
>>203527752This will probably be controversial but you should probably just stay home and diet. Working out when you are fat fucking sucks dick, and you are probably not going to be able to stick to it.
Might become a YouTuber, it can't possibly be that hard. Might need to learn how to edit video though.
>>203527871i wish arabs weren't so shite at war
>>203527752anyone who laughs at someone trying to improve themselves is a piece of shit
SO did are liam commit suicide or not?
>>203527952and then go gym once i'm skinny to gain muscle?
Just had a DELICIOUS can of coke IN THE MORNING. Hell, might have another!
>>203527951she ripping off jpegmafia now
>>203527990Just taking part in our great British pastime
>>203527973ayebut cunts are ubiquitous in this world in case you hadn't noticed
>>203528028Why is bro already dead
>>203527996Ignore that yank. There is no reason you can't lift weights while fat.If you're adding cardio though then a stationary bike or swimming will be easier on your joints until you slim down a bit.
>>203527898you didnt do that your dog did
>>203527990yeah he obviously was in a rush of pure dread and anxiety due to his old relationshipsi can understand it completely
>>203528013A can of COCAINE?Haha nah Im just kidding
another reminder men's mental health isn't talked about enough
the former childminder sent a WhatsApp message joking that the tweet to her 10,000 followers had “bitten me on the arse, lol”.Prosecutor Naeem Valli said Connolly also sent a message saying she intended to work her notice period as a childminder “on the sly” despite being deregistered.Mr Valli added: “She then goes on to say that if she were to get arrested she would play the mental health card.”Connolly was ordered to serve 40 per cent of her 31-month sentence before being released on licence.
>>203528118Madri.Mates.Men's Mental Health.
>>203528133what did she tweet?
>>203528095I don't have a dog. I needed to have a poo so I pooed.
>>203528061don’t want your advice thanks
>>203527996Well actually if you're dead-set on working out, get outside and start walking. 30 minutes a day is all you need. This will help you gain some of your stamina and get your body used to moving around a little. Then, buy a couple of 25-pound (sorry for yank measurements) dumbbells on Amazon. You would be surprised the amount you can get done at home with some dumbbells. Gyms are kind of a scam.
what's this about a SUPERMOON tonight
>>203528118l went to a mens mental health group this morning
>>203528118I was betrayed by my 'mate' this last weekend. Fuck mates.
>>203528159"bit too many immigrants these days"
>>203528216You deserved it. Little weirdo freak. Kind of person everyone laughs at behind their back. And for good reason.
Mates are for having a drink with on the weekend and playing a round of smash bros. Anything deeper than this is womanlike.
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1728531403504974.webm
>>203528259sad
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you.
>>203528251Good one, clearly talking about yourself here.
>>203528184jesus CHRIST
>>203528285what happened? did the man on the right rape the boy on the left?
Decapitation as a military strategy, getting rid of the command structure, top brass etc, works at destroying a group's ability at strong organisation-- i.e, Israel won't have to worry about organised plots like the October 7 attack happening for a long time. But it does mean as Hamas and Hezbollah are effectively leaderless and destabilised, the groups will resort to more chaotic, unorganised warfare -- more random attacks on civilians.
liam u will be sorly missed. i still rmemeber going to see u and the boys at the o2 with my litle sister shan who cired as much as me. i cant belive ur gone :'( baby u lite up my wordl like nobody else. i will always miss u liam and love u x
The cronems on patrol
two jackets down the hatch, I grow larger
>>203527277na im not a freak
Living amongst the "normies."
shaved my bumhole before I went to a one direction gig when I was 14. what did I think was going to happen
HOWLING at the Canadian paki cunt reporting that image Your hero got killed by kikes!
whats the first 'arry potter it's alright to get your turgid william out and give 're emma a load watching?
>>203528407heh
>>203528412schizo award
>>203528307You friends don't respect you. Sad!
>>203528275What do you do then lad? Sit around a table drinking wine and discussing your periods?
shaved my little sister's pussy when i took her to a one direction gig when she was 14. what did i think was going to happen.
Korea was the country where tigers lived the most in Northeast Asia.So when Chinese historians writing a book, They used to describe Korea as "The Tiger Country" under another name.But because these tigers lived too much, there were too many victims to be eaten by tigers.According to the numbers recorded in the history books, more than 500 people a year were killed by tigers.The interesting thing is that in ancient Korea, when a person is caught and eaten by a tiger, the soul becomes a slave of the tiger, lives on the tiger's armpit, and helps other innocent people to be eaten and killed by the tiger.There are no tigers in South Korea anymore, but there are still tigers in North Korea.Even in the early 20th century, tigers lived in the little mountains of South Korea, and these tiger hunters used to hunt tigers and leopards. Even during the Korean War, tigers still lived in the deep mountain valleys of South Korea.Tigers are really scary.
We should reduce immigration somewhat.
>>203528275You’re right. I have realised what a moron I am.
Hey guys, having fun? Great. Just wanted to make sure everyone in here is respecting trans rights.
What's supposed to happen when a man talks about his mental health?Yeah everyday is miserable and I want to die. Cool. What now? Nobody is going to do anything to help me, they're just going to look at me different from now on and not in a better light.
>>203528469fuck off to pol or cum mate
actually even accidentally shooting a dozen or so of them would be fine by me.
“No man can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting bewildered as to which one is true.”
>>203528496you should put yourself out there and find love x
pure evil scumhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucas_Johnson
>>203528496keep it to yourself then boring cunt
nothing better than a monster energy ultra white, so says I
>>203528496pretty much how i feel yeah
Just finished my first campaign of Civ 6 and cor blimey Steam achievementberg went on a mad one
>>203528577oops wrong linkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_Jews
>>203528593This is why 100 men kill themselves daily. Hope you're proud of yourself lad
love cumin
add me on steam lads
Some serious fuckery with captcha is going on. It is getting harder to read and even if I am 100% sure it is correct I still failed like 3 in a row.
>>203528496humiliation ritual innit
https://pokerpatio.com/mp?game=or0XM8Zbbpgw5you're invited
>>203528627it's actually because of microplastics and pesticides
>>203528652advertising/begging
Love myself and want to live
>>203528646I had that for about a few hours yesterday then it suddenly went back to normal.
>>203528667Of course! It’s someone ELSE’S fault!
Hate myself and want to die
>>203528690based>>203528703ktim
Would eat her poop.
love myself and want to live
>>203528606What difficulty?
>>203528667and the legacy of thatchers economic policies
feel alri about myself and would quite like to live
/brit/ is what you see written on the walls in public toilets
just upgraded from a laptop screen to a monitoryou're all so big now
Me? Still playing Civ 3 twenty years later.
hot wire cutting a poo
>>203528744Settler because I am a newcomer. Played as Alexander of Macedon and it didn't take long to figure everything out
>>203528788probably time to grow up
nothing more soy than spiritually leftypol "right-wingers" using leftoid progressive arguments to defend based positions like the christcucks who defend the Conquistadors for stopping "demonic human sacrifice" instead of just loving the Conquistadors because they were strong conquerorsor the toryboys who defend the Empire for "stopping slavery" or "stopping widow burning" instead of just defending the Empire by right of conquest and British supremacy aloneanti-abortion christcucks are terrible for this. "Think about the aborted black babies!" if you're going to be against abortion, be pro-White birthrates and nothing else
>>203528496the first rule of mental health club is talk about mental health club
none of my problems are my own fault and someone else needs to fix them all for me cos I'm not going to do anything about it except moan
>>203528783>*pops out at you*
>>2035287838==============================================================================================================================3
the gf
FOR MANLY LOVEBE HERE10th OCTOBERAT 6:38 PM SHARP
>>203528818Was just saying this down Home Bargains
Reckon if I had free milk at break time in nursery my life would be golden right now and I wouldn't know what an exit mask is.
>>203528818yeah i can barely go a day without seeing someone defending conquistadors
>>203528803Try jumping up a few difficulty levels to Prince or King next time so it's a bit more challenging. Above King the AI are given absurd buffs and you're debuffed a lot, so only go above King when you really know how to play. Gets boring quickly though.
>>203528839Uh mate, not sure if you've noticed this but, she's uh...you know, black
>>203528839
just heard on bbc someone died at my old uni's gym (uea) last night
>>203528930>just>last night
>>203528818blog on you boring incel freak lol
Civ 4 was the last of them that had mechanics that made sense to me and the religion and culture mechanics were actually funAnd the Nimoy narration was kinoAlso squares are better than hexagons
Spaino mind raped Dtfic
>>203528930a fat man that got bantered to death by the gymrats
>>203528818if all you value is the prestige of being on the winning side, go be a leftyanything else is just a dishonest way to sidestep the merits of one position over another by pretending that you're above the debate that exists between one side and another, which in itself means you're unable to articulate why someone else should hold your position, or why you hold it in the first place
I guess you could say Liam was......in pain
mfw i wank my willard in my >smelly bedroompic related
Ch-ACK-enger 2 eliminated.
I got brake checked today. Totally shocking.Has that ever happened to you?
>>203528965Meant to play that again recently but couldn't be bothered going back to such an old game that I spent a gorilllion hours on already Civ 7 looks shit so I will probably just never play them ever again despite playing them since the first one
First Civ game I played was Civ 6 and I thought it was fun but then when I said that all the Civ autists came out and called me retarded and told me to play a version from nearly 20 years ago.
Doing a pooAMA
>>203526944i dunno but small. how can i tell, looking at her bra?at least they wont sag with age
>>203529032you scrunch or fold?
>>203528827Snow leopard was the best macos version ever
>>203529058Neither, I wipe one square at a time.
>>203528954what?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99vd4v551eo
>>203529027Hehe we did do that
>>203529058Thought only women did thatThen again I also thought only women wiped sat down
>>203529084Alright Rimmer
I wipe back to front
>>203528885always found it irritating how they kept the garbage AI "difficulty" scaling from earlier civ games. it was outdated and shit already in civ V
>>203529142never wipe mewaste of time
>>203529027Did we argue amongst ourselves about which ancient version to play too?
>>20352900617 russian tanks eliminated in just one day LMAO
>>203529058Boggled my mind when I learnt people scrunch up piles of toilet paper to wipe.Like an actual chimp in the forest furiously grabbing handfuls of leaves to wipe it's shitty arse and just mashing turds all over the place.
>>203529135me on the wall
going to an event for the gays and blacks next weeki am neither but theres free booze presumably
>>203529173more surface area innitbut i use the bidet first
>>203529171Don't know I was busy crying and uninstalling the game
>>203529191didn't ask for your itinerary did i
>>203529201you're an annoying cunt
Victoria sponge is definitely the best cake.
>>203529172Source: the Central European Fashpilled Spenglerist Institute of Aryan Civilisation
>>203528629Men really are pathetic as fuck
>but i use the bidet first
>>203529223Why is there poo on it?
>>203529006Another victory for Capitalist Gazprom Russia
i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape i love to rape
>>203529224>Spengler>Atlanticist>FashThree different ideologies, mongoBe like calling you a Trotskyist Dengist Green Democrat
>>203529146I was really hoping they'd fix it for 7 but all they did was ruin the whole fucking game like a bunch of retards
>>203529293Nope, they're the same thing.
rape lad is in
He's right
>>203529324how so
>>203524385>>203524385
>>203529326yeah... that';s nice
>>203529191and free ghb
>>203529266Russia is NeoBolshevik, NeoSoviet and communist, and is destroying European Aryan fascists by the cartload (and that's a Good Thing).
>still taking commiemong seriously shig
>>203529191>going to an event for the gays and blacks next weekyour dads bedroom?
>>203529337was he an abuser?
>>203529326ugly cow
>>203529356Russia has over 120 billionairesIts a based Capitalist state
>>203529344Because "atlanticism" (US imperialism) and fascism are synonymous, and fascists like Azov and those in the Baltic states correctly recognise this fact.
so it is>>203529411>>203529411>>203529411
>>203529406>how are they the same?>because uhhh they're synonymous
>>203529203but the surface area in contact with your bum is almost none. dirty bastard
>>203527643Venue mot
